The Skelton Brothers

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Do you suffer from having a para social relationship with two barely competent middle aged women? If so, please go to I've Had It podcast dot com or to any social media site I'm talking x formerly Twitter, Instagram, Tik Tok, etc. and click the link in Bio and come see us at the hot s**t tour. Make your pair a social relationship real at the hot s**t to right pops. Tell him it's so fun we hope to see their. So are we supposed to start the podcast? I love this so much. OK, all right. All right, all right, listen up, listener, we are coming to you from our studio here in Oklahoma City, a.k.a. Action City, and there are several things going down. First and foremost, I want to address that a listener brought perhaps a gavel, a gavel. And on the bottom, it says, Debia debia Jay Jay Dee Dee. What would Judge Judy Diana do? And I f**king love it. Yes, but you are now the podcaster, formerly known as Judge Judy Diana and tell Judge Judy corrects her presidential endorsement. Endorsing Nikki Haley was a bad faux pas in my my mind. Yeah, but you're still a legend. You're still a judge. You're still magnificent. You're still the star of the show. All right, that's right out of the gate is that you heard you didn't hear the clap, you heard the gavel tap. Secondly, you know, one of the things that we've addressed multiple times on this podcast is how we have had it with scrub fraud, and what we mean by that are people that wear medical scrubs that do not work in the medical industrial complex in any way, shape or form. After we aired this grievance, we also said we thought maybe they were kind of on to something, right? Because they're comfortable. It looks like you're busy. You look like a professional. And we said we wanted to get scrubs and we wanted to perpetrate script fraud, right? Thankfully for us, our listeners are so locked in. And ambitious and industrious, we have a listener that we met at our live show in Los Angeles named Matt Sass that had custom scrubs made for all of us. Mine says on the pocket Jessica Nadal, which is perfect. And for those of you that don't understand why I get called Jessica, sometimes you'll have to go back and listen to our back catalogue and quit being a lackluster listener. Perhaps this says What is your say, princess? Perhaps princess pants on the front on the pocket? And then Kylie's says quietly, AIG h I may cry like Kylie. I love it. I love it. Some Matt Sa*s. Thank you for our scrubs. I'm going to go about my day to day and if people ask what I do, I'm just going to say I work in the medical field, right? I did c scrub fraud just Tuesday night of this very week, someone at the game wearing scrubs that is not medical, and we all pointed it out to one another when your son's next basketball game Friday, Oh, I should wear my scrubs. Will you please wear them and post on your story? You in your scrubs? Sure, why not? All right, there we go, perhaps. All right. Pam, what have you had it with? OK, what? I've had it with our stop start cars and those are the cars. Now they're all the new cars that when you're sitting in an intersection, they stop and then they start up again. It drives me f**king crazy and I've had it. I feel like I'm constantly on a roller coaster, just up down, stop start, stop start backs the s**t out of me. I hate it. The contrarian point of view to that would be that some people have had it with carbon emissions warming the Earth. But I don't think our listeners want to dive into a debate regarding global warming, but that is the purpose of that. But you've already established a couple of episodes ago that you don't give a rat's a*s about the planet. Here's the deal I get the carbon emissions thing, but if we can put somebody on the moon, we can make that a more seamless transition to the stop start car. It's it's very abrupt, in my opinion. I think we can smooth it out. I have one. It doesn't bother me because I'm an advocate for the planet. I don't have anything to do with abdicate our planet. I want to leave the planet in better shape than when I arrived. And quite frankly, it's in worse shape because of attitudes like this. I didn't say I'm against the stopping oil. Do I stop start car? That is not so abrupt? And I think we'll get there in a couple of years. But right now, that's what I've had it with. Sitting in the back seat, you can really notice it. OK. Let me tell you what I've had it with. You know, these Australians are on me like a tick on a dog, right? So, you know, I pissed them all off with the brekkie thing, right? Right. Apology to her next episode. I messed up. I rectified, right? Well, then I walked in and again I was telling everybody how I got up early at like three a.m. to watch Rafa Nadal play earlier this year and a place in Australia. And I mispronounced the city and everybody's in my DMs light me up like an intercontinental ballistic missile. These Australians are wound up like cheap clocks, and I just keep messing it up. The city is called Brisbane being the American that I am, particularly from the South. I called it Brisbane. I've always called it Brisbane. So it's Brisbane. The Australian Apology Tour continues. I'm trying. I'm an American. I was educated in America. I'm doing the best I can, right? I hope you don't get us banned from Australia before we even go. Interestingly, I looked at our like top cities. The Australian cities are surging brown. They love to hate someone, I guess to say. But in that same vein, let me tell you what I've had it with and you are an offender of this. Okay? It's kind of petty, if that always. But I've had it with people calling espresso espresso. Oh, I always do. Always, it's espresso. I know what it is. We need to we need to advocate. For saying things properly. Go ahead, advocate. I'm going to say Expresso just goes faster. That drives me nuts as well. Yeah, it's like a pet peeve. Yeah. And especially, you know, I was right through that is I do especially I do especially. But I like Rissetto Espresso. Espresso. That's how I pronounce it. Do you want me to start ordering that espresso? Yeah, I do. Maybe you could do a little start studying Italian. I think you'd crush it and they could crush it. Think out loud. I talk if I talk to Italian. Whenever I talk, talked Italian, if you spoke Italian, Italian, but whenever I try to talk to somebody in a foreign language, my volume goes up by like 800 degrees. I don't know why. Decibels? Yeah, it does. I've noticed that also when we're in hallways of hotels, you scream at the top of air, but you're kind of a hall monitor in the hotel hall. I just I've been woken up multiple times in dead asleep from people screaming in the hallway. But I don't think I'm screaming. I think I'm just loud. I think the rap on the intro to this is she doesn't give a s**t about the planet. That's not what I said. You're testing. My fear is expressed, so I know I pronounce a lot of words incorrectly, a lot. So that's just one of many. I'm bad at pronouncing Australian isms. People in Australia hate you and cities they do welcome to. I've had it. I'm Jennifer, I'm a Angie. White collar pumps. And for those of you that ask at least 75000 times a week, her nickname was Angelina Pumpkin Tina. We changed it to Tina, full of pumps, and now it's just pumps for the rest of you to ask how she's gotten so skinny. She said multiple times on the permanent record she takes on Giro or answering all of this again because we believe in transparency. Hear it right at it. OK, Kylie, do we have any comments on the World Wide Web regarding? I've had it. I have some good reviews today. OK, good. This one's five stars and they write. Finally, a couple of hicks that are actually intelligent. Thanks for calling a smart right. I kind of like, I mean, hicks, I can't deny it. I mean, I'm the one over here, say in Brisbane. I'm saying express, though. I mean, really? Yeah, it's his. That's why I'm picking on you for the expreso, because I wanted to die. Misery loves company. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's incredible. We managed to have Neil deGrasse Tyson on. It really is. It is. All right. This one is titled Hot Busty Blondes five stars, and they write this podcast as two of the most beautiful, funny, young and talented women of any podcasts I've ever listened to. Kylie and Jen are an image of youth while their elderly lesbian friend. I think her name is Judi. Diana is amazing as well. I love that one. I love that Kylie. I'm the elder lesbian friend that was so good, God. Beautifully written, beautifully written. Perfect. I mean that God. That puts me in a great. I've got. I've got one last one for you, OK? Five Stars Loving This Golden Girls reboot. That's good. That's good, Kylie. People are really clever. Oh, OK, all right. I mean, there's just some stuff that I've got to talk about here, and I keep wanting to bury the hatchet on a lot of this stuff. But it just keeps coming up. Coming up, people DM me the s**t. So there's a woman that is crying for Stanley Cups. I think our listeners thought maybe you were in detention. I thought it was me. They were asking me to do wellness checks on me, and if I was going to steal, I'd probably be Stanley Cups. She was arrested in California for stealing over 65 Stanley Cups, and they were hidden in the trunk of a car. And here is the official quote from the city of Roseville Police Department. While Stanley Quencher are all the rage, we strongly advise against turning to crime to fulfill your hydration habits. This is a couple of times crime and Stanley Cups have come up right on this very podcast because I believe and correct me if I'm wrong. It was two to three episodes ago that Pops said that she would wake up and choose violence over a Stanley Cup that she would quote unquote beat somebody up for a Stanley Cup. One caveat if it was on sale right for fair price, no crime, no crime ing sale, Punisher perhaps chooses violence. Yeah, I do love a Stanley Cup. I don't think I'd steal 65 Stanley Cups, but I wouldn't mind opening up my cabinet and seeing like five or six seven eight rows of colours of them. I was sure love that. It's interesting. Okay, all right. And then they posted photos of this lady's car that crammed all these Stanley cups. One of your peers? Okay, that crammed all these, Stanley. HEPS in her car that she stole hanging from the woman's rearview mirror was a cross, which I believe correct me if I'm wrong, is a symbol for the faith of Christianity, right? Thou shall not steal. She skipped that one, right? So I believe, Kathleen, I did a little research on this, and it looks like the people that follow this faith follow these things called the Ten Commandments. Number eight was the one that you just said thou shall not steal, right? Well, here's what I was thinking when you were saying the rearview mirror, I thought you were going to say that she was like stealing him in her rear compartment like prisoners do. Are you sure you weren't thinking about that rear entry? I was, as I was thinking, Oh my God, she shoved it up her a*s and stole it out. I mean, that's the way to go. It goes back to the a*s all the way. All right. All right. Another alarming story regarding these g*****n cats. OK. There's a gal on Etsy, OK? And she gets a Stanley Cup and a hot glue gun, and she puts rhinestones all over it. She makes a bedazzled Stanley Cup, a bejeweled, the bedazzled Stanley Cup. And she sells these things for seven hundred and fifty dollars a piece apiece. And she sold hundreds and hundreds of these bedazzled Stanley Cups. And I just want it noted for the permanent record for all records, if you ever walk in this studio with a bejeweled and bedazzled Stanley Cup. I'm changing the locks and I'm canceling the podcast. It is a boundary. I will not draw a line in the sand and take a step backwards. You can bedazzled your vision. OK, now you like to do that. Yeah, but do not bedazzled your Stanley Cup. I'm not a big dazzler. I had to up except for your vision. I've never been out of my seat. I'm like, What are you talking about? I'm just poking the bear. Yes, with my bedazzled or I go down on my virgin. You get your gorilla hot glue gun, right? I do a little on the rear entry to just take like just a little circle because you just love it from I just love it from so much. Oh, OK. And then there's yet another story everybody sending me this to when it's not Australians brow beating me about how I'm butchering their version of English. It's the Stanley Cup reporters that report all this stuff to me. There is a photograph circulating on the World Wide Web. The photograph is of an infant that's all bundled up in a little burrito blanket like you do an infant, right? She's got one of those horrible, awful oversized bows on her head. But that's the least egregious problem with the photograph. This infant has a baby size Stanley Cup. Next to her and the people took the picture and put it out like, you know what, we're going to continue. This is going to be generational thirst trapping. And when I saw that image to myself, I just thought, Man, that's child abuse. It's indoctrination. Indoctrination. Yeah, total indoctrination. And how big it was a little bitty baby with a Stanley, a little bitty baby with a little bitty Stanley Cup. Maybe because we always go here. Maybe the father has a little teeny weeny like little Stanley Cup, little baby little weenie. All right. Yeah. Yeah, there's really a lot of f**kery around these Stanley Cups. Even though I'm a believer, I noticed that there is. It is f**kery nation and. Of the United States of America, everybody thought it was going to be Trump, I think it's these caps, it's at least a close second term. Next up is I want to talk about the delta s**tter. OK? OK. And Kyle, I need you to hop in on this conversation. I believe that you you are mystified. By the fact that the Delta s**tter didn't make it to the bathroom, mystified, yes. Okay. I want to read for the listener attacks that Kylie and I received two days ago in our group text our I've had it podcast group text and it says 9:09am. Perhaps. I just s**t, my pants went down my whole leg. Jennifer Welch responds Seriously, pumps response. Yes, just got out of second shower. What time are we filming today? OK, in my defense, OK? I was turning into my neighborhood when I figured out what's going to happen. Had I been on an airplane, I could have gotten to the bathroom in time, but I had to go. I had to wait for the gate to open. Then I had to wait for my garage door to open, and then it was just off to the right. OK, let's let's play the tape through answers. OK? Let's say you're on the plane and you're maybe mid your seats, mid plane or to the back of a plane and you're trapped. You've got about 20 people in front of you and about 15 people behind you in the aisle. People are putting up suitcases. You've got a lot of lollygag. You've got a lot of grand standers. You have just a profound amount of inefficient travelers right on the easy to imagine it hits. OK, here's what I would do. OK. I would say, y'all, please move on the couch. s**t my pants and I would just be like, I got a s**t. I got to go to the bathroom. Move, move, move. I'm going to poop. I'm going to pick up. OK, and then let's say how long from the time that it hit when you were turning into your neighborhood to you actually s**t your pants? Let me check my notes. Let's see. s**t. My pants went down whole leg. How much time passed from the feeling that you needed to brace for impact to impact? I was going through the bank. Then I drove home. So I'm going to say a couple minutes. I had a couple of minute lead time and I thought I could push it. And I couldn't push it. Apparently, it pushed. It pushed itself. I mean, and those were one of my favorite pair joggers that I had on. I had to throw them away. Let me ask you this. Do you have any considering this just happened to you couple days ago? You wrote it out and texted it to people that, you know, have microphones and you put yourself in that delta shudders because they're playing. There's a lot of obstacles that could keep you from reaching that bathroom. Yeah, I know, but I think I'd feel I mean, I'd be Karen on steroids. I would just be like, You have got to move or I'm going to crap my pants. I would just say it loud and proud just and I think people would appreciate that they would rather me get by them in a hurry, right? Then crapped my pants and have to turn the plane around. I want to talk about the two showers. Did you get in the shower? Once scrub exfoliate, get out. And then it wasn't sufficient. Oh no, no, no, no. I'm already taking a shower. Gotten ready that morning, OK? And then this happened. I had to drop my pants away. I had to take Clorox clean up all over myself. Then I got in the shower again. Where were you with the clean up now? Where were you physically? Where was your person when? Let me check the notes again. s**t. My pants went down whole leg. Where were you standing when that happened? It was in the garage. Like I got, I shut the door in my garage and then I just knew it was coming and I race to the bathroom. It was a hashtag. All my hashtags almost hashtag so close. It was a hashtag, almost as if I've ever heard one. I have a question again. Did any get in your car and was there a trail? Did you didn't know you just stood still and let it happen? And no, no, no. I was running as it was happening. That's what I went down. The jogger, the jogger pant. That's why I lost those pair joggers. All right. Yeah, it was not good. How did your shaved homosexual Siberian husky relate to all this? I don't think he ever even I don't think his pulse went up one bit. I think he just there she goes again. There's mom being mom. All right. Yeah. Well, thank you for sharing that part. I'm so glad you shared it. Yeah. So glad I texted you all. I thought you would find it funny. Oh, we know we have another podcast. We did. Now all of Australia thinks it's hilarious as well, since they're locked in and watching me like a hawk, right? Seeing what else I mispronounce. And hopefully I just looped Italy in on that espresso espresso thing. And now the entire country of Italy will know that you may check the notes again. s**t. My pants went down my whole leg. It's great stuff. OK? We love you, pops. OK. All right, listeners. We were just in California. We take the hot s**t too. Are there. We went to Los Angeles, San Francisco and then San Diego. First of all, we love it there. I love it. Oh, it's so great. Got it. Hot ass, governor, hot a*s governor. Hot people. They are awesome. Yeah. Yeah, he's fine. Fine as wine. All right. So I want to tell you some stuff that we did in California. So when we were in Los Angeles, we recorded. With the actor, Jerry O'Connell, and then a couple of days later, rerecorded with his signed piker and his fellow podcasters Will and Austin on fear end. And there was a consistent theme when we saw each of these people. So when Jerry O'Connell walked up, perhaps hops up. Runs over to him because she's real friendly and real nice, gives him a hug and says, God, you're hot. Here he is, in fact taught. I don't. Sometimes I talk before my brain kicks in two times. I did that because Kylie told me I did it twice. I don't think there's anything wrong with this. I think we are hearing it. I know, but I think it's weird. The first thing you don't say, Hi, Angie. Yeah, it was. It's bad. I didn't know I did it until Kylie pointed it out. So then we arrive at Hassan pikers house. He's like a big streamer. We just had him on the pod. Y'all probably heard that episode. Super cool guy. And he does. This podcast is podcast studios in his house, and he has a little gate at the front of his house, and so he's right there to make it right. He opens up the gate and perhaps goes, God, you're hot. I know, I know God that, oh, it's just going to get worse as I get older. I was it. I didn't know I did it. And when Kylie said that, I was kind of embarrassed, you know, I don't get embarrassed. I looked over to Jen at one point I was like, pumps horny on this trip. Yeah, no. They were both hot. I mean, hotter than firecrackers. Yeah, he's hot. And then like to that. Jerry O'Connell Oh my god, I got to tell you. You know her boyfriend before Jerry O'Connell was Ben Meiselas? Yeah. And now, who's your boyfriend? Who's your daddy? God, I've got several to choose from. I mean, obviously, Jerry and Hassan are my number one because I've met them. But we didn't meet Ben when we were in L.A., which was a huge mess on our part, but he's still my number one algorithm boyfriend. OK, I know what you would have said if you had met him first. Yeah, I've got to quit doing that. I like it. Well, I don't, and I don't get embarrassed. And then after I found out I did that, I was like, I just kind of embarrassing because I'm older. I don't think that's like Dirty Old Woman. I don't think that you should be ages towards yourself. I don't think that walking up to people, especially this morning, 20, you're 20 years younger to say that it's kind of funny. Oh, he is 20 or she's 20 years younger, so that's kind of gross a little bit. But he is hot, just for the record. Yeah, he's he's nice. He's nice looking. There's no question he's a big Turkish company. Can great body the whole nine. We really sound like cougars now, don't we? At least Jerry is the same kind of age. Yeah, as pumps would always point out, when we were in L.A., you kind of think Jerry might be my boyfriend. The only problem is he's married to a supermodel, right? Tiny bit of problem there. A full on supermodel. Oh, OK. So while we were in L.A.. We had some meetings with like people in the entertainment industry, and I'm not going to name the company, but we were invited to go to this meeting. And in Los Angeles, in Burbank in particular, there are these entertainment entities and they kind of have like campuses, right? It's like a college campus. So perhaps and I take our meeting seriously. We get up. We have our espresso. We get dressed. We look sharp. Full doll. We look like we are totally dressed for business, right? Yeah. I mean, we have on power suits. We have on heels, we look like a million g*****n bucks. So we get in an Uber and we go out and Uber drops us off at the gate to where the address, where the meeting was. So we walk up to the gate and the security guard gives us these passes and we go in and we're looking for the building and there's about 500 buildings in this complex. So we're schlepping through this right camp a mile away in our high heels and our power suits. And then we finally get to the destination. We're meeting with these three lovely darling here in jeans and tennis shoes, right? And we looked ridiculous. You were even walking through the hall, taking off your shoes. Yeah. Like, you take a few steps off pitcher pumps back on it. I mean, that's how Oklahoma we were. So they're California casual and we look like f*g and rednecks that just arrived. Oh, big city. Tell them what I said when we walked out of there saw the door shut. I mean, I'm sure they could hear you. The door shuts on the office and you look at me, go, we look f**king ridiculous. And we did. One hundred percent did. And then we had to do the walk of Shame out of the Walk of Shame in the shame of the cameras. Oh, it was embarrassing. We were the only through the street in the whole key on the whole campus. Yeah, we announced ourselves from Oklahoma. Yeah. f**king morons. God, we were morons. Why do people invite us to do anything? Because it's because we're embarrassing and they like to make fun of us. I'm sure. I'm sure they walked out. We walked out and they get their f**king ridiculous. Another thing we noticed about Los Angeles is they're total pussies about the weather. Yeah, they're freezing. It's unbelievable. So when we leave Oklahoma City to go to L.A., it's like Arctic blast. Icy. Snowy. Four degrees for. We get to L.A., it's 60, 65 degrees sunny, maybe a little cloud here, overcast. They act like they are freezing their a*s off. Turn it on space heaters. We had heat lamps outside of a watch. Yeah, and they're like, God, we're so sorry. The weather's bad for you guys and it's so cold. And I thought, what a bunch of purses. You wouldn't make it in the Great Plains. Not when it's minus four degrees. If you're cold at 65 with overcast. You can freeze your tits off. Yeah, at four degrees with the wind chill of 20. Yeah, we're just tougher stuff out here, aren't we, Kylie? We sure are in our power suits or words. Sick audit. So embarrassing. I did have a lot of balancing things on that trip. I just I mean, we just started off ten minutes in the podcast talking about you. Let me check those notes again. Oh yeah, here I just s**t. My pants went down my whole leg. Patron, I'll post that screenshot for you so you can just see it for yourself. I not to post that. We'll post it. OK. One of my favorite highlights is that Laci Mosley, the host of the Scam Goddess, came to our live show in San Francisco. She's been a guest on our PI. Yep, we've been a guest on her pod. My favorite thing about my friend Laci as she comes back and she's like, I told you girls, I was going to pull up for you. Yeah, and she's just fun and beautiful. Drop dead. And then all of a sudden I look over and she's got these leather pants on and she just plops straight down. This flat could not believe my eyeballs full split, like down and up. Like Girl had it. It was amazing. No, she had it all going on. Oh, that reminds me, listener. This is just an aside, but we one day we started on our YouTube channel, a little news podcast called I Hip News. I hip, of course, meaning I've had it podcast news and we're all sitting out brainstorming Seth, Kylie, me and perhaps about what to name it. And Kylie tell the listener what Pam's favorite suggestion was pump's favorite suggestion, and this was dead serious. I can't remember why this girl please. She wanted to name our news segment. Girl, please, I was spitballing supposed to be interactive. An interactive exchange of ideas. Girl, please. It's kind of funny. It's so funny. I still love it so much. I'm so glad you said it because Kylie is real dry listener. Like, she can just sit there and say stuff that's really funny and not change her facial expression. So I'll go upstairs and I'll say, Hey, we need to film. Let's go ahead and schedule out the week, and I'll say, we need to do the YouTube. She goes, You mean, girl, please. I'd also love to read a couple of the other, yeah, options pumps throughout. I took some suggestions. Yeah, spicy stances. I thought that might be funny. Rock hard c**k at its. I don't know why I said that. Rock hard rock fame is. I need to get life. I think that's the content that coke chaps. Serve it up. Serve it up with legitimate. And then, girl, please girl like me, girl rock. Perhaps you are the gift that keeps on giving. What was it called brought Robert c**k? Oh my god. Rock hard. I don't remember that, but I can't deny it. Your order or Walter called chat. Oh my god, you guys that s**t. So funny. Actual. Have real tears. Welcome to rock, hard rock. I'm Jennifer and I'm Angie. Here today were the hard pocket brought rock hard c**ks. OK, God, we are. People need to take these microphones away. They do. They do. All right. Let me see what else I have on our list. Oh yeah, I know exactly what we're going to talk about. So in San Francisco, at the live show, there were some people listeners that came through our VIP line that we met and I believe they were from Philly and they said, I'm so sorry, we didn't make the Philly show, but. We had to go to our Friends party because she and her boyfriend or husband or partner, I can't remember which had broken up. And she was having a party. To rename the dog you were, so she just drops this on me. Yeah. And I'm processing the entire thing. And I'm like, how old's the dog? Yeah. Then you did the human man, and she says the dog is too. And I'm like, Well, that's 14 years old, you can't change a 14 year old's name. And I said, What was the dog's name and what did they change it to? The original name was something like Tatiana or something like this. Well, they were drinking a bunch of vodka, getting liquor that was stripped. The original name was Trent. OK. And they were getting all liquored up, drinking all this vodka. So they changed the dog's name to Tito. I immediately have several follow up questions. How's the dog, Bert? How's the dog handling this? Does the dog seem to be OK? And they were just kind of like, Yeah, Kiley and I, the portion of the people that work at I've Had It podcast that care about pets were really alarmed by this. And Kylie did some deep googling as she looked into this idea of changing a dog's name. And she found some studies that claim that anyone can change their dog's name at any age and the dog won't mind and even claims that your dog doesn't actually even know what their name is and just knows that it's an audio cue for them. And I just want to say that this is junk science bulls**t, bulls**t, bulls**t. It is. This is probably some sort of Facebook study. It's a bunch of anti-vaxxers. Yeah, Fox News watchers blasphemous. What do you think? Would you change your dog's name? No, I would not change my dog's name, but probably not for the reason that I would not be able to remember the dog's name change. So I would it would never occur to me to change a dog because I still keep. I mean, I call my kids plays half the time, so I don't think I'd be really good with the name change. But I thought, like, so you because they the couple had the dog together jointly. Right? So now you're taking the co-parent, their parent down a co-parent and you change the name. I mean, even I was like, I wasn't as upset as you guys were, but I was just like, That's f**ked up. That would be like when you and your ex has been divorced and you renamed your kids, right? It's exactly like that. And I'm so glad that we see eye to eye on this because I thought that you would be over on a*****e Island on this. You're a part of the team here. Yeah, no. I just this is that's bulls**t. This is a step in the right direction with pet ownership. Perhaps one could even argue we've turned a corner, and then the Tito's name seems like real easy. That was not a lot of thought with him in that dog after a bottle of vodka. Well, I mean, if you like the name Tito's, but if you're drunk and name it Tito's, it feels like. Not not a very hard try. You weren't trying too hard for it. I think that would be child abuse if it was a human child. Right? I think it is child abuse that is a child. Tito is a child. Tito has feelings. There's no question Tito is probably having an identity crisis. Yeah. And you know, dogs want to please their owners. I mean, more than anything on the planet, you know, as evidenced by Blaise smiling non-stop at perhaps when he sees her because he just wants her to be happy. That's right. You know, he has a little. He just wants you to be happy. Yeah. And he'll he'll take. He'll take the shavings. He'll he'll take it all. All of it. OK, so Kylie was looking into this. All right. And of course, she finds some information on Reddit, which is rather alarming. And so this is the screenshot of some text that I'm going to read to you. OK. OK. Did I send him? Please say No, no, no. We already covered that one. Would you like for me to read it again? No, no, no. OK. All right. So this is that these are people that we don't know, but these are real text. So the first one is high, Janay, it's blank, I'm blank, blank, wife. We met at Kobe and Blake's christening. Hi. Yeah, I remember. It's been a while ago now. How are you and your family? And she says, Good thanks. I'm pregnant again, and that's why I'm messaging you. We want to name her, Tilly, but it's come to my attention. You have a dog named Tilly. And I'd appreciate you changing the dog's name. LOL. Obviously, she can't have the same name as a dog, and we're bound to bump into each other. What the f**k? Tilly's owner responds. Yeah, now I see. Hey, mate, I don't think it's necessary to change my Tilly's name. I don't think you'll ever see her, and I don't think anyone will notice they've got the same name anyway. Pregnant woman responds. I can't express how I feel right now. I'm so disappointed and let down in your journey. People say you're a nice person, but I can see you have them tricked. You don't have children, so you'll never understand how a mother can love and just want the best for this perfect little person. I hate her. I'm honestly shocked. You're being so heartless and unreasonable. You didn't even consider changing the animal's name for my daughter's future. This is going to impact her life and potentially ruin her confidence and her life. Can you imagine growing up having the same name as a mutt? You callously put me in a terrible position. You are a piece of work. You don't deserve your good family. You are ruining a baby's life. Think of what you're doing today. Your inaction has huge consequences, which she misspelled the word consequences, just as I mentioned a response. I'm not going to change Tilly's name, mate. Have a good one and congrats again. Love Janay. I think that either a is a joke or that woman she should have called the psychiatric ward. I mean, that's f**king bananas. That's like your husband or partner needs to have you committed before that baby's born so you can get stuff straight. I think Tilly is going to have a lot more problems in life. One million percent, her name being Tilly is the least of her problems. What about just the audacity and entitlement to call somebody up and say, Change your dog's name? This Jeanette was super nice. Jenny was great. Did go f**k yourself, right? My dogs are my children as well, and I'm not changing the dog's name. Don't lecture me on the love of a child, a like. She was like, Well, you'll never understand cuz you don't have kids. Go, f**k yourself on that. Agree. What the f**k she had to introduce herself like. Do you remember me from the wedding? Oh yeah, I remember you. So this is not like a close, close, close close friend. Know what this is. Is a psycho. This is a psycho stalker. We're going to have a video on our hands before long. This is a this is a mess right there. She says, I just want what's best for this perfect little person. And if you approach parenting. That your child is perfect and that their lives are going to be perfect. You're going to be in for a rather rude awakening. Take it for me. I didn't think my I never thought my kids were perfect, but I thought, we're going to have the perfect lot for the kids. That was a f**king disaster. Yeah, not just doesn't. It just doesn't exist. Perfection in life does not exist. And if it did, I don't know that that's a good thing. Hardships are a part of the human experience succeeding and failing and learning and evolving and finding enlightenment are a part of the human experience. And for anybody to have the narcissism to think that they deserve a perfect life is so jaw dropping. And this gal here, this kid, Tilly, that the kid is going to be a Percy. Oh, I feel sorry for Tilly, entitled This is going to be a power mom helicopter. Oh f**kin non-stop in her business. She's going to be the cheerleading mom. If Tilly doesn't make sure that she kills the cheerleading sponsor like they did in Texas, I mean, this woman is a five star loony tune. Yeah, she is almost to the point where I can't even believe that's real. Like, somebody really thought that you should change your dog name when you don't even know that, well, here's what I do to remind myself that stuff like this is real. Millions of people vote for Donald Trump. That's how you keep it real. Tens of millions. You know what I mean? So it's just like, people are crazy. Full stop. And then now we have all of these devices where the craziness is documented. Right. You don't have time to text messages can be screenshotted, so it's documented. It's in the permanent record. All these photos that you're taken and posting, people can and then you might delete when you sober up people. Vardy screenshot it and screen recorded it right? You're f**ked. You're fact. All the crazies on parade. It is a nonstop, crazy parade, which if you are two very petty, cynical podcasters, bring it on. That's what keeps us going. Keeps us going. It gives us great content. Yeah. I want to point out that and toot my own horn. As you guys know, my dog's name is Judy. Right? And on her adoption papers, her full name is Judge Judy, and I have never once asked you to change your name pumps. I didn't know that about Judy. It is true because you had Judy for me because I don't bring it. Ask your question. What was her name before you adopted her? Hazel? So you did change a dog's name? Her name was Hazel. How old was she? We found out she's three. OK, wait, wait, wait, wait, I want. But at the adoption, I think that's different because it's a different family. She'd been in foster care. She was an orphan, correct? I mean, I think that's different. She had gone to jail. If she had been in jail, she'd been in custody. She had we got her out of custody. Hang on. I want to. I just want to look back at something here. Here's Kylie's direct quote about changing the names. She's disgusted by it. That's a totally different situation. Apples and oranges. Girl, please, girl. You see, I remember a few episodes ago you guys were. I told you Pops was really good at not seeing her friend's flaws. Did you see how she just immediately made a loophole for Kylie immediately because she loves her so much? Yeah. When we're all disgusted, but when it comes to somebody you love is the best at that. Totally did. Did you say it's completely different? Apples and oranges? What about when I was sick last week and you came up? You're like, God, you look awful? Yeah, and it's because Kyle's you look beautiful. He's always beautiful. You're always beautiful. But I could tell that you felt awful. Holmes was lying to you. It was almost worse in that moment because what you said, you said, it's worse. You'd rather hear the truth. I knew the truth. Thank you for being honest. It's hard for me to give superficial flattery. I'm not very good at that. I'm very I'm very much a pragmatist and a realist. I could tell you were sick. You didn't like yourself. How about the day she wasn't sick? You asked her if she was sick. I was getting sick and you sniffed it out. She was getting sick. I diagnosed it. I'm clairvoyant. Lesser. One time she walked up. I was still sick. She walked right up in front of me on my desk and she just stared at me. She's a stirrer, and I looked at her and I said, Stop studying how bad my face looks right now. I know exactly what you were thinking. And he said, Yeah, your pores. I can tell you're worse. Yeah, she wasn't wrong. Listen, Kylie is drop dead gorgeous for those of you that don't watch who listen. She's a six foot tall, sexy Lizzie, and she looks good. She's young. Twenty eight. So at that age, you pop up, you look hot, you get to sleep, you look hot, you put on a full face of makeup. You look just kind of look hot throughout all of your twenties. She was. It was death. It was bad. Not that she still wasn't cute or pretty, but it was a noticeable change difference. And I'm just not very good at superficial, fluffy. It's not my strong suit, especially with people I love. I value honesty. It makes your compliments mean that much more. That's right. Your pores look huge. She hasn't said it to me since. So much so that I look better. Uh huh. No pore shoes today. Kylie's all right. Well, this has just been our roundup of things that we've had it with things that I thought needed to be addressed. I want to tell everybody that I've still noticed a disparity in the number of downloads we have compared to the number of five star reviews. The math is not matching. 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