
Latest Episodes

Oct 08, 2026 · 25M
Bump Bible: The Anemic Angel
30 weeks and Jackie isn’t slowing down at all. She’s shopping for fresh trees, reveling in the attention from her purple bandage, and enjoying the…

Oct 06, 2026 · 1H 10M
Cushions in Captivity
Jackie is ready for Off Brand October and is reminded of the enormous stupidity of the general population, stalks a man over patio cushions, and…

Oct 01, 2026 · 23M
Bump Bible: Gestational Diabetes Warrior
28 weeks and Jackie aces her gestational diabetes test, reveals that pregnant women online are the new Al-Qaeda, and gives an update on the level…

Sep 29, 2026 · 1H 5M
Effortlessly Cool with Heather Dubrow
Jackie sits down with Heather Dubrow to discuss how important she is to RHOC, why feeling like a local while traveling is overrated, and how…
Top Episodes

2026-06-16 08:00:00
Ugly, Fat, Poor
Jackie’s back after two weeks of guests and ready to rip into pregnancy discomfort, Anna Faris’ media appearances, and Kathleen.

2026-06-09 08:00:00
Future Rich with Haley Sacks
Jackie is joined by Haley Sacks, Mrs. Dow Jones herself, to discuss making good decisions with money, why at-home laser hair removal is more financially…

2026-06-02 08:00:00
Red Flags with Jared Freid
Jackie sits down with Jared Freid to discuss men worshiping at the altar of options, bridesmaid inflection, male influencers, and Jared’s new book Walking Red…

2026-05-19 08:00:00
AcTuALLy
Jackie has a fresh appreciation for Bitch Bible listeners and gives her new critics a mantra to repeat, shares some big personal news, and contemplates…
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Bump Bible: Winded and Panting and Gasping
24 Weeks and we're viable, baby! Whatever that means. Jackie is doing what she can to feel as luxurious as possible: elevated water, candles, and…

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Speedballing

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Bitch Bible Classics: Atonement Lewks

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Bump Bible: Push It

1H 8M·Sep 15
A Place of No

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Bump Bible: So Close, Yet So Far

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There Can Be Only One Beyoncé with Craig Conover

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Bump Bible: Fat Fat Fat

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Anti-Fungal Bitch

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