Bitch Bible

Bitch Bible

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A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say.

Latest Episodes

Bump Bible: Fat Fat Fat

Sep 04, 2026 · 23M

Bump Bible: Fat Fat Fat

Week 16 and Jackie is feeling joyful and light, and finds herself understanding Phaedra Parks, eating an alarming amount of Red 40, and planning her…

Anti-Fungal Bitch

Sep 01, 2026 · 57M

Anti-Fungal Bitch

Jackie is holed up with her pistol packing housekeeper and discusses Andrew’s sloth-like response time in emergencies, her recent ingestion of a canine anti-fungal, and…

Bump Bible: I Am Baby

Aug 27, 2026 · 25M

Bump Bible: I Am Baby

Week 14 and Jackie has turned a corner. She’s having a blast being her best bitchiest self, enjoying forbidden sushi, and letting everything hang out.Thanks…

Painfully Particular

Aug 25, 2026 · 1H 9M

Painfully Particular

Jackie is fresh off a trip to Ojai and discusses the hellscape of hotel children’s pools, Blake Lively’s cake baking, and the gift of an…

Top Episodes

Ugly, Fat, Poor

2026-06-16 08:00:00

Ugly, Fat, Poor

Jackie’s back after two weeks of guests and ready to rip into pregnancy discomfort, Anna Faris’ media appearances, and Kathleen.

58M
Future Rich with Haley Sacks

2026-06-09 08:00:00

Future Rich with Haley Sacks

Jackie is joined by Haley Sacks, Mrs. Dow Jones herself, to discuss making good decisions with money, why at-home laser hair removal is more financially…

56M
Red Flags with Jared Freid

2026-06-02 08:00:00

Red Flags with Jared Freid

Jackie sits down with Jared Freid to discuss men worshiping at the altar of options, bridesmaid inflection, male influencers, and Jared’s new book Walking Red…

1H 2M
AcTuALLy

2026-05-19 08:00:00

AcTuALLy

Jackie has a fresh appreciation for Bitch Bible listeners and gives her new critics a mantra to repeat, shares some big personal news, and contemplates…

1H 6M

More Episodes

Bitch Bible Classics: New Money Valley Stripper

43M·Aug 22

Bitch Bible Classics: New Money Valley Stripper

Jackie accidentally ingests aluminum foil, has a come to Jesus moment over a 1 star review, has another psychotic break about why she can't get…

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Bump Bible: It's a... Bitch

24M·Aug 20

Bump Bible: It's a... Bitch

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My Birthday Hate List 2026

1H 13M·Aug 18

My Birthday Hate List 2026

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Bump Bible: Regret & Robitussin

22M·Aug 13

Bump Bible: Regret & Robitussin

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Last Stop with Stassi Schroeder

1H 6M·Aug 11

Last Stop with Stassi Schroeder

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Bump Bible: Vinaigrette Measures

24M·Aug 06

Bump Bible: Vinaigrette Measures

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Woman in Crisis!

1H·Aug 04

Woman in Crisis!

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Bump Bible: A Gender Bender

26M·Jul 30

Bump Bible: A Gender Bender

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Entertaining the Masses with Nina Parker

1H 3M·Jul 28

Entertaining the Masses with Nina Parker

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Bump Bible: Trepidatious

22M·Jul 23

Bump Bible: Trepidatious

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