Bitch Bible

A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say.

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Latest Episodes

Aug 27, 2026 · 25M

Bitch Bible: I Am Baby

Week 14 and Jackie has turned a corner. She’s having a blast being her best bitchiest self, enjoying forbidden sushi, and letting everything hang out.Thanks…

Aug 25, 2026 · 1H 9M

Painfully Particular

Jackie is fresh off a trip to Ojai and discusses the hellscape of hotel children’s pools, Blake Lively’s cake baking, and the gift of an…

Aug 22, 2026 · 43M

Bitch Bible Classics: New Money Valley Stripper

Jackie accidentally ingests aluminum foil, has a come to Jesus moment over a 1 star review, has another psychotic break about why she can't get…

Aug 20, 2026 · 24M

Bump Bible: It's a... Bitch

Week 12 and Jackie is coming out of the woods of her first trimester, finally enjoying food again, and ready for a gender reveal.See Privacy…

Top Episodes

2026-06-16 08:00:00

Ugly, Fat, Poor

Jackie’s back after two weeks of guests and ready to rip into pregnancy discomfort, Anna Faris’ media appearances, and Kathleen.

58M

2026-06-09 08:00:00

Future Rich with Haley Sacks

Jackie is joined by Haley Sacks, Mrs. Dow Jones herself, to discuss making good decisions with money, why at-home laser hair removal is more financially…

56M

2026-06-02 08:00:00

Red Flags with Jared Freid

Jackie sits down with Jared Freid to discuss men worshiping at the altar of options, bridesmaid inflection, male influencers, and Jared’s new book Walking Red…

1H 2M

2026-05-19 08:00:00

AcTuALLy

Jackie has a fresh appreciation for Bitch Bible listeners and gives her new critics a mantra to repeat, shares some big personal news, and contemplates…

1H 6M

More Episodes

1H 13M·Aug 18

My Birthday Hate List 2026

Welcome to the Second Annual Jackie Schimmel Bitch Bible Spectacular 2026 List of Things I F****** Hate, in honor of her birthday.Thank you for supporting…