Pardon My Take

On "Pardon My Take," Big Cat & PFT Commenter deliver the loudest and most correct sports takes in the history of the spoken word. Daily topics, guests, and an inability to tell what the hosts might be doing will make this your new favorite sports talk show. This is a podcast that will without a doubt change your life for the better- guaranteed, or your money back. *Pretend a reggaeton air horn is going off right now*

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Pardon My Take

Dr. Phil, Jacoby Brissett, Mt Rushmore Of Area 51 Raiders And Meats

Big Cat's Jury Duty, Madden Ratings, and Old face apps, yeah it's the dog days of summer (2:38 - 8:04). Mt Rushmore of Athletes you'd want on your side when you storm Area 51 (8:41 - 17:28) and in honor of National Hot Dog Day, Mt Rushmore of meats (17:28 - 24:11). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Cup Snakes at Wrigley and Blake Koepka (24:11 - 37:53). Dr Phil joins the show to diagnose what exactly is wrong with us, if he's happy, and when does being a fan of a sports team become problematic (37:53 - 74:02). Colts QB Jacoby Brissett joins the show to ask some questions that we never knew needed to be asked and start a new online club with an NFL QB (74:02 - 89:11). Bachelorette talk for guys that don't watch the bachelorette, Thoughts and Prayers Big Baller Brand, Take Quake, and Guys on Chicks. 
01:44:56 7/16/2019

Past Episodes

We are 2.5 weeks from the Hall of Fame game. Wimbledon final was awesome and Djokovic may be the GOAT (open for debate) (2:29 - 12:27). Cleaning up the Chris Paul/Russ Westbrook trade and Who's Back of the Week including blackouts and instagram (12:27 - 29:55). Jaguars Head Coach Doug Marrone joins the show to get you excited for the return of Football, what happened last year, Blake Bortles, Fried Bologna, and how the annual NFL Head Coach picture goes down (29:55 - 62:30). Ice Cube joins the show to talk about the Big 3, His Lakers, and a redemption rap for PFT (62:30 - 99:16). Mt Rushmore of animal traits you wish you had, bad visual for the chess community, and Sabermetrics the Angels no hitter in honor of Tyler Skaggs 
01:49:17 7/14/2019
The 2019 Takies are here. But first Woj dropped a Woj bomb so we discuss Chris Paul being traded for Russ Westbrook. Fyre Fest of the Year.  The 2019 Takies with special celebrity appearances from Billy Gunn, Andy Dick, Perry Ellis, Bob Vance from Vance Refrigeration, Bruno Mars the Chihuaha and More.  Takies given out include  -Worst Take of the Year (34:31-37:00)-Boston Sports Heartbreak of the Year (31:24-34:30)-Chonk Athlete of the Year (39:11-40:59)-AAF Week of the Year (41:00-45:57)-Mike Tomlin Quote of the Year(45:58-47:32)-Still Alive Person Of the Year (1:20:35-1:22:08) And many many more including the all important Blake of the Year (1:23:19-1:49:13)
01:52:14 7/11/2019
Our acclaimed intern PMTSportsBiz finally got Rovell to bite so that started the show (2:45 - 5:51). Hank reads all the ads. The Home Run Derby was fucking awesome and of course some no fun baseball writers had terrible takes (5:51 - 19:51). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including NBA reviews and Takies coming Friday (19:51 - 33:03). Former MLB Pitcher and Future Hall of Famer Dan Haren joins the show to talk some baseball, Lakers, intentionally hitting guys, grooving fastballs as an unwritten rule, and not answering our absolute dumbest questions (33:03 - 63:28). Segments include bachelorette talk for guys that don't watch the bachelorette, Mt Rushmore of positions, Floyd Mayweather got crossed up and Jilly Football joins the show for Guys on Chicks. 
01:42:10 7/9/2019
Kawhi Leonard is a Clipper and we're back after a week off. All the fall out from the Kawhi News. Lebron doesn't run the league, everyone runs from Russ, Ballmer and Kawhi are a hilarious duo, everyone's sources were wrong and the NBA offseason is the best (2:28 - 25:28). We won another World Cup not to brag (25:28 - 28:55). Who's back of the week including Peter King eating the trash (28:55- 40:56). NL MVP Christian Yelich joins the show to talk about his VERY unfortunate back injury that keeps him out of Monday's Home Run Derby, if he'll play Tuesday night, and a new bet for the All Star Game to make good on missing Monday's derby (40:56 - 55:14). Segments include the Mt Rushmore of easy thrills, connect the dots what the fuck was up with the Bleacher Report picture, way to stay relevant baseball the Reds wore awesome uniforms Sunday. And a special Monday Reading for our friend Jared Lorenzen 
01:31:34 7/7/2019
We have an extra long best of episode. We start with 3 brand new never before heard interviews with -Tim Howard - US Soccer legend (5:12-26:27)-Leon Black - actor best known for Leon Black on Curb your Enthusiasm (30:11-59:39)-Prince and Cecil Fielder - The All Star father son duo  (1:02:30-1:14:08)We then do a little Football in July to get you ready for training camp with John Harbaugh (1:20:40-1:24:30)Ike Taylor (1:24:35-1:35:32)Pat Mahomes  (1:35:33-1:41:41)Jeff Fisher (1:41:42-1:53:04)Mcshay + Kiper (1:53:08-1:59:47)JJ Watt (2:00:00-2:10:07)Dan Marino (1 question ) (2:10:08-2:10:30)2 new Mt Rushmore's (2:11:42-2:29:56)-Mt Rushmore of summer songs -Mt Rushmore of Pirates And we wrap up with a Blake of the year preview with best of Bortles, Griffin, and Koepka. (2:30:14-2:56:54) Plus Hank found out hottest Game Of Thrones takes (2:38:20-3:06:56)
03:10:02 7/2/2019
NBA Free Agency is here and Kevin Durant is coming to New York (Brooklyn). Kyrie is joining him, Kemba to the Celtics, and J-Butt is pulling the ultimate J-Butt move by going down to Miami to chill (2:27 - 21:16). Who's back of the week including Christian Yelich in the HR Derby and we're fucked (21:16 - 26:25). Dwight Howard joins the show to talk about his career, being injured this past year, all the snakes he owns, and Big Cat reads his mean tweets to him (26:25 - 69:52). Mt Rushmore of players you see in pickup Basketball games (69:42 - 86:26), Drunk Idea, Way to stay relevant Baseball with the London Series and Monday Reading 
01:35:55 6/30/2019
Jimmy Butler to the Rockets for maximum chaos and Anthony Davis paid 4 million for the number 23. Preview of NBA Free Agency coming up on Sunday. (2:30-14:55) Mt Rushmore of movies you have to watch all the way through when you see them on TV (14:56-27:26) and Fyre Fest Of The Week (RIP Beth Chapman).(27:27-32:05) Wrestling superstar, musician, and podcaster Chris Jericho joins the show to break balls, talk about breaking character, and the art of the heel. (33:47-1:10:31) Dale Earnhardt Jr joins the show to talk about post racing career, his abandoned town, and NASCAR beefs. (1:11:50-1:32:30) Segments include Stay Woke, (1:34:19-1:38:02) Talking Soccer,(1:38:03-1:38:29) and License go Jill with Jilly Football(1:41:007-1:55:42)
01:58:23 6/27/2019
The NBA Awards happened and who cares. The Rockets are hilarious in their denial of dysfunction. (2:30-12:28) The Mets are having a dumpster fire of a week. (12:29-19:38) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Warriors training staff and Cam Newton trying to pay for a seat upgrade. (19:39-29:57) Super Bowl MVP and recurring guest Julian Edelman joins the show to talk about the Super Bowl, his new documentary, how he thirst traps on instagram, and his addiction to hype videos. (32:07-1:11:55) Segments include the Mt Rushmore of ways to procrastinate, (1:14:20-1:27:10) bachelorette talk for guys that don't watch the bachelorette, (1:27:11-1:29:11) talking soccer, (1:29:12-1:30:03) PMT Sports Biz Minute (1:30:04-1:31:24) and guys on chicks.(1:31:25-1:36:45) 
01:39:44 6/25/2019
A slightly different show today as we do Life advice from 4 guys that probably still don't have it figured out. Ryen Russillo and Mark Titus join the show to talk about the different phases of life in honor of Big Cat becoming a father. Advice to the dumber, younger versions of our ourselves and the Mt Rushmore of things we think were elite at.   
01:49:41 6/23/2019
Big Cat had a baby, a real live human being. He talks about the last 48 hours and how a hospital is kind of like a sportsbook. PFT roasts Big Cat's baby to welcome him to the family. (2:15-21:05) NBA Draft, is Zion the most beloved athlete in the last 20 years? Duke went 3 in the top 10, and everyone traded for the same type of dude. (21:06-35:14) Fyre Fest of the week. (35:15-40:14) Comedian Jimmy Tatro joins the show to talk about how he went from a youtuber to an accomplished comedian making hilarious shows and movies. Growing up a cali teenager and how Entourage was the single smartest show of our time. (41:41-1:27:35) Jon Taffer joins the show to do the Mt Rushmore of Bar attractions (1:31:14-2:01:04) and we end the week with license to Jill with Jilly Football (2:01:07-2:16:06)
02:18:14 6/20/2019
This League is in full swing with the Rockets hating each other, Carmelo back, Kyrie ghosting Danny Ainge, the Raptors parade, and the Warriors taking out newspaper ads (2:27 - 21:51). Mt Rushmore of "That Guy" including well actually guy and guy who tries too hard at intramural sports (21:51 - 40:30). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Brett Favre and Lebron's Hair (40:30 - 53:33). Super Agent Scott Boras joins the show to talk about his career, the Bryce Harper negotiations, arbitrations that have gotten nasty, and negotiating Kris Bryant's next contract (53:33 - 97:39). Segments include bachelorette talk for guys that don't watch the bachelorette, respect the biz umps, PMT sports biz minute, locker room talk, uhhh ya think, and guys on chicks.
02:00:24 6/18/2019
The course lost and Gary Woodland won. We're not mad about Brooks coming in second and a full recap of the US Open (2:36 - 14:25). Anthony Davis is a Laker and Lebron now has the makings of his super team (14:25 - 28:07). Who's back of the week including OJ Simpson and Aaron Rodgers hating his Head Coach (28:07 - 40:52). Joe Buck calls us live from Pebble Beach right after the tournament to talk some golf and how he was trending on twitter (not because he sucks) (40:52 - 50:55). Leila Ali joins the show to talk about her boxing career, cooking, and growing up with the GOAT as her dad (50:55 - 72:01). Segments include Mt Rushmore of Dad Moves, connect the dots Kawhi, and Monday Reading some dude is addicted to eating bugs
01:42:31 6/16/2019
The Toronto Raptors are your NBA Champions. We talk about the game, Klay's injury, Kawhi's trade, Nick Nurse's swag and Skip Bayless being salty as can be. (2:40-19:58) The Blues Win their first Stanley Cup in franchise history and Hank did soggy sorrows in the arena.(19:59-29:02) Fyre Fest Of The Week. (29:03-38:12) USWNT Star Rose Lavelle joins us to talk about the World Cup, how soccer works, Cincinnati and scoring mad goals. (40:27-1:06:04) Segments include Hard Knocks storylines for the Raiders, (1:08:08-1:12:45) talking golf - US Open, (1:12:46-1:15:58) the introduction of "The Jake" award (1:15:59-1:20:38) and License to Jill With Intern Jill (1:20:39-1:38:34)
01:40:19 6/13/2019
NBA Finals Game 5 recap. Kevin Durant's injury, Bob Myers cried, Toronto felt shame (2:25 - 16:06), and Nick Nurse blew it (16:06 - 18:17). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Hank's upcoming quarter life crisis and the USWNT shitpumping Thatiland (18:17 - 33:15) . Rick Reilly joins the show to talk about his new book, his career at SI, how children of the 90's looked up to him, his "sell out" moment, and the famous Kate Upton 3 boob tweet (33:15 - 86:13). Segments include Ratings War, PMT Sports Minute, PR 101 for North Korea and Guys on Chicks
01:44:38 6/11/2019

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