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This is really the fight on the kid. Come on, baby. So you you you're lukewarm on Brandon's haircut, lukewarm on it. I'm not lukewarm. I'm just He's saying about the fade. It's a fair fade. It's a stern look, to be honest with you. It's a stern look. You but you're towering over me. Your eyes are very very What's because I don't have my hat on. But I my Brian, I I know you've been in kind of your own world lately. I've had this haircut for 2 years. No. I know that. You always have a hat on. But you always have a hat on. I always have a hat. Right now, it's very strict. Yes. It's high. It's tight. I mean, no I'm all business today. You're all business today. And, like, we kicked Ching got the behind the scenes there where you guys saw if you're if you're just watching on video. It's been when I say eating me up, I mean bothering me where I wanted to hurt you. Brian's just been in his own world lately. We're talking. He's on his phone, not paying attention on TikTok or texting, and just keeps going, uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. And I'm like, alright. Well, I'll talk to him after this. He just walked out and went home and didn't say, bye. See you Wednesday. And and we're doing the show at 9 AM for you. We we if the whole staff changed the time for you, nothing. Just, I went, oh. Oh, wow. And then I didn't think much of it, and I was driving home, like, god. That was rude. Man. And it's been festive all. All. Just festive. Straight. Oh, man. I woke up this morning, and I'm like, I'm gonna tell them this morning. When I see them, I'm gonna tell them. And you know How rude is this? Your eyes are a little swollen maybe because you didn't you slept whatever. So you're looking at me with the yeah. You got the creatine. Oh, you got creatine face. I got, dude, I I I You got water face. Dude, I ordered this creatine Yeah. And it was supposed to be a high quality creatine because I I take so much creatine. But when it's not high quality Yeah. You get called gastro gastro s**t. Bro. So I I take about 15 to 20 milligrams every morning. Oh, fits a lot. Oh, yeah. I'll take 5. That makes sense. But I do 15 yeah. Yeah. Right. But I do 15 to 20. Splash, bro. I like to saturate my body with it. It's good for everything. You're loading. You're pre loading. No. I've always done that. But if it's bad creatine, bro, bombs over Baghdad. Bombs over Baghdad. Bombs over Baghdad. Dude. Now now you you got a case of the squirts. The river's wild. Yeah. You got a case of squirts. I'm not talking about the Kevin Bacon movie. You you know, you, it's a good thing you are a nice person in your heart, because if you weren't, you'd be a scary guy. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You'd be scary because And you know what else you know what else is driving me nuts? And I knew this too. That Sonos has really pushed the guys with even though everyone pushed back a little bit, Sonos pushed the guys, do a white Christmas, try to bring some holiday cheer here. Yeah. And Yeah. I knew. I told you guys. Brian You called it. Brian's not gonna bring anything. Well, I know. So somebody get Brian a gift I have a to give to somebody else. But if I have to Brian comes out here, do you remember the gift? You go, ah, that's today. I went, it is. I removed the show for you at 9 AM. Around gifts. Hey, can I tell you what? Are you ready? Yeah. You're almost 60. I know, but I Hey, hold on. You're almost 60. It's time to let it go. It is time to let it go because my mom, I have I had very f**ked up Christmases. Nope. You got at least 4 or 5 text messages to keep your mind I'm gonna explain what my emotional block is. I hope you didn't have me. No. But my mother me. My father. I just found that out. There are 2 things that would go on at Christmas. My Italian grandparents would always say, you know that most of the world gets nothing, so you're lucky. And also, like, literally, they were like, most kids, even in your own country, get a lump of coal or an apple, and they're really happy. So I was it was always like They kind of sucked a little bit. They sucked about that. Okay, but then your mom and dad would So then mom, mom did weird s**t, and I'm looking back on it now. All due respect to my mom, you think I'm kidding, I was 9, 10, 11, 12, she would wrap wrap up a lamp that she found in the attic. To put it in your, like, your room or something? That's right. She'd wrap a lamp, and I'd open that lamp and go, oh, and then she'd she'd Even when you were, like, a toddler and stuff? Nothing? No toys? Nothing? I mean, I there there were times when I got toys. You and your family, you like, none of you guys are very materialistic. Like No. Nice cars, watches None of that. Clothes. You guys don't give a s**t. My dad had one watch. It was a Rolex. So he gave it to my bet? That's right. It was the only thing. Yeah. We never had cars. We never had No. There's none of that. None of that s**t. No car like clothing? Nobody dressed in designer clothing. I mean, none of that. It's just not your thing, but Which just wasn't the family. I get that, and I and I appreciate you being open about it, but you're 60. Right? Yeah. And, you coulda got a gift. Could have got a gift. And it's not like we're asking for anything crazy. No. It was $30. It was 30. You know what I did? Mark's not in there. Mark's my secret, Santa. I got him a $30 gift card to Air 1 because he'll be able to use it. There you go. There you go. That took me 5 minutes, Brian. That took you 5 minutes. Now I was at the mall. You could've got a $30 gift card to Phil's. I was at the mall, and I was I was helping my son buy gifts for people. And, I was like, I should get Brendan something. Don't lie. You did not think that. No. But I do not think that's what You just didn't know what to get you. You never even thought about me. No. I Dan, we all know you're full of s**t. No. I thought about you. I was like, I walked by this stupid store, and I was like, I could get him something there. But $30 gift card. What's the name of the store? Cinnabon. What's that? Because they got me a $30 gift card to Cinnabon. That would have been nice. Yeah. Or I could give you $1500 to go buy Shox or something. That'd be cool. Yeah. I wouldn't ask for that, though. Yeah. Yeah. You're hooked. So you suck at giving your kids gifts too, and your wife No. No. No. I'm I'm pretty good. Well, that doesn't track, does it? It doesn't. I I don't That doesn't add up. So I don't buy them, but I always know the women in my life are gonna buy this stuff, so I tend to Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Mhmm. Yeah. I got a sense of what I I did get my wife's nice s**t. But she she told you what to get her? Hey. Yes. And that's okay. You're you're not going out picking out s**t for her. No. I But that's okay. Like, my wife I'm like, listen. I don't waste time or money. Send me a few things that you like, and let me and and then I'll figure it out. So, actually, what I did was my wife said, I don't want anything. But then I was on her computer That's a trap. And saw her text to a mutual friend. Yeah. To a mutual friend, and she was like, I want this too expensive, but, you know, I'm not I I I wouldn't complain or something like that, but I'm not gonna tell Brian. And I was like, interesting. I'll go get those. Yeah. So she's gonna be very excited. Very excited. So that that was good. But yeah. Yeah. No. I'm Yeah. I crushed you with the gift given. For the kid? Oh, I f**k. You take that so seriously. But my wife takes it serious. For the kids, I take it serious. Outside that, I mean, I'm I'm pretty good with Jay. Like, I'm like, what do you want? Like, you know, like, we're older. Like, say, what do you want? You know? With the kids, I'll yeah, dude. Yeah. It's nice. They're in for a treat. A treat. Yeah. And I don't say from Santa. That's You don't? Bulls**t. No. f**k Santa. You know how hard at work? Yeah. That's from dad. Well, yeah. You'll like that. You'll love this. Now there are some guests from Santa. Yeah. But the the big boys, like their custom gloves, like they love Walker Buehler. So I got them the exact same custom Walker Buehler gloves. Sure. Sure. I got them those dope, tracks, remote control trucks, f 100 Yeah. And a c ten. Then I got them these cool clothes, like, they they they like this type of clothing, like car clothing, stuff like that. I got him that. We got Basis, a little drawing thing where it shines a design down, then he can draw on it because he loves to draw. So you'll like this. My wife decides that my son, who's not even 3 yet, has some musical talent. How old is he? Because he sings. He's like 2 2, he'll be he'll be 3 in January. Yeah. So he he, he sings though. And he when he was at the piano at my friend's house, he was actually kinda playing Like messing around. Well. So so my wife goes, okay. I'm gonna buy him a piano. But the problem is she bought him a real piano that's heavy. I gotta give him a kid one that shows It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. You got it on Amazon. It's not crazy expensive, but but it's it's a it's an actual piano. So I had to carry it upstairs, and she said, how about this? You'll love this. She buys him a bike and a piano, and she goes, just assemble the bike and assemble the piano. All night work. Yeah. With the instructions and all the things, and I look at it and I go like this. I go, Then I look at the the bike, and I go, mhmm. And I go, you know, I work hard. I work hard. You could put a little effort in there. Yeah. I'm not doing this. Oh, wow. And so I called her, and I go, here's what we're gonna do. You hired somebody. You're gonna hire somebody. b***h made. It's kinda my bot not bills. Kids toys bot not bills. s**t. The kids toys. Because it would've taken me because I'm an idiot. It would've taken me it would've taken me, the bike night. Could've knocked out. I could've knocked it out, but it's just a lot, man. We have a rule at the house, especially for my wife's brother, my brother-in-law. No Legos, dude. Don't buy the 2,000 piece Lego set because I'm building it. Right. That's the other thing I have. She's old enough now where you can put them together, but you get bossy a Lego kit. No no f**king Lego s**t. I'm right with you. I'm right with you on that. No Legos. I have that too. When you buy, like, the loud drum sets, like, dude, it's gonna f**k up the whole vibe. Can't do that. f**k. Don't give him the dinosaur. It makes all the noise and s**t that moves electronically. Yep. It's a disaster. All that stuff. You see the hot one is that karaoke machine? Like, Costco has, like, a kid's karaoke, like, microphone, and it says, like, max volume elevated. You're like, why would I want that? Oh, nightmare for parents. Kids singing. Yeah. Get out of here. Nightmare. Yeah. I, I don't know, man. I it was interesting. Damn. Buy not built kids toilets, bro? That's a full time job. I had to put a bed together a kid's bed together. Okay? It was just it was just 4 slots in a frame, and I'm like, hey, f**king. I'm trying to do this s**t because I'm an idiot. And I'm like, god, and I just call my buddy. I go, I'll give you $300. Come over here right f**king now. Man. He goes, what? He comes over. He goes, I mean, it's just it's flats on the frame. I'm like, yeah, I don't know how to do it. Yep. I was yelling at him. He goes, take it easy. There you go. See you. Yeah. I got problems. Yeah. I got problems. Okay. No problem. Hey. You're young. You'll figure it out. I am young. I will figure it out. I inherited that s**t by chance. Gotta accept it. Sometimes you gotta accept it. Something that might help you out though, Brian. Little magic mine? Yeah. We got a brand new shipment thanks to, and I did not have it down. You know what? I need one of those today. I've been down. Yeah, man. Jun, your your family, around Christmas oh, this is the last episode of the year, by the way. We're taking Christmas off. For Fire and the Kid, at least. Yeah. For Fire and the Kid. Oh, yeah. Not for Shop Joan Gohner. But, let's take a little break. Can we take a little break? Because the holiday season is here. This weekend, by the way, at Off the Hook Comedy Club in Naples, Florida, and I will be wearing, as always, on stage, my true classic. I will probably be in a true classic t shirt. Dude, I know you're shorty at giving gifts, but this is right in your face, dude. Dude, just get the men's in your life some true classic. Really true. About some of their best selling t shirts, hoodies, jeans, and more. 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So if you're ready to upgrade your closet, I'm telling you, you can't do better than true classic. Shop right now. Unlock huge savings this holiday season. Just go to true classic.com/fighter to save. That's true classic.com/fighter. With your family around Christmas, was it a a good time? Your parents put effort in, like, did they decorate the house to do the lights? Yeah. Especially when we were kids in Texas, it was it was one of my favorite memories ever. You got it. Christmas is. Yeah. It's so special for the kiddos. Christmas is great. Shelf on a shelf. That's great. That's brand new, but yeah. f**k you. No. Hey. f**k you, dude. Well, no. I like it. No. You're the Grinch. No. I am the Grinch. You look like the Grinch. You act like the Grinch. Come on, dude. I'm gonna get an air drinker. Did your parents have, lights on the house? They did not. They never had even lights? They did not. Man, they just don't give a f**k. You gotta remember too. Yeah. Not not a lot of hugs either. Well, you gotta remember. I I've been living out of the house. One bad break, you serial killer. Well, you gotta remember, I've been living away from the home, my parents' home since I was 13, 13 years old. I wanna have a talk with your father. You understand? That's f**ked up. My parents were in Saudi Arabia, and I was I went to the United States. So I saw my parents school thing too. I saw my parents and my my sister Ain't the way to do it. About 3 weeks of the year. Yeah. That ain't the way to do it. I understand. It's so damn good. In the summer, I would also go to summer camp. Camp and then get molested. It's such such a way to do it, dude. Yes. It's not the way to do it. Right. It's f**ked up. And it's not your fault. No. You know? You don't you're not loving, have a cold for heart. It's not your fault, dude. You know? Yeah. Well, you Like, what'd you think was gonna happen? You get you do get a little, yeah. You you're not sentimental because because also Your survival, and then you're constantly in a different environment. Has moved. Always moved. You're not very loving because you're you're defensive, because you're you're trying to protect yourself. When you had lived overseas back in the seventies and eighties, you lived on compounds, or you you were in an apartment building in Greece around Greeks, and there was no you're going to international schools, and then you'd move every year or 2 years. Yeah. It was weird, man. It's a weird way to grow up. You don't form attachments. You don't form, things that that that you if you have a dog, given the traumatic thing for me was giving up on my dogs, man. Having a dog for 2 years. And my mother would say, he'll be fine. We'll find a good home. I don't know what would happen. No. They'd slam out on the street. Oh, I've got Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever it is, man. Dude, Kellen grew up savage. You you grew up like the Spartans. Just a little different. I did a little more I I I yeah. I I big spoon in the mouth, but they just kicked you out of the It was a chaotic it was a chaotic It's not the way to do it. I mean, thank God you're a normal ish person, you know? But, yeah, of course, you and I can be very Well, I was a kid who who loved routine. Like, I loved, like, practice. Like, one of the things about boarding school was I loved wrestling because it was a structure. Right? I'm surprised you didn't go to the military then. So I almost did. Too small? Stop it. Take that back right now. I don't know, dude. Take that back right now. Requirements. I I would've gone through the marine corps or anything. No. Not a chance. Take that back. Look, you mean the reserves. Right? Right now Yeah. I'm a tough kid. It sure is like not a marine. Maybe the navy. Right? The thing about the marines is you have to carry a lot of weight on your back, and I have a little it's a lot of weight. Here's the thing. The the marines are the grunt, so they're they're the It's a lot. I put on all the war gear when I was in when I went to Afghanistan to do stand up. You looked like a toddler in a It was so much weight on me. I was like, how the f**k? Like, you're a marine. Right? I have all the branches. I don't have I hate a marine. I don't have yeah. There's yeah. It would have benefited me to have a little more size. Yeah. So no marine. Okay. But don't Dude, you could have been a are you a fighter pilot? I'm not 57, bro. You don't have to be 57 to be a fighter pilot? They're short. No. I'm tall. 511. You're 510 on a good day. Over 511. You're 510 on a good day. But what's the average tape measure. For a pilot. Where's the tape measure? Let's get a tape measure right now. I believe you. So this states 511. What's the average, height of a pilot, though? 58. Matt, minimum height was typically around 5 4, so you're good. Maximum around 6 5. So me even my big a*s. I'm, almost exactly 6 5. Even my big a*s. I got your wing. You'd be behind me. It says the air force no longer has a strict minimum height. Wow. And who'd be Maverick, you think, Jen? Of them too? I have no idea. But this is you could have been air air air force. No. I could have not marines. I would have made Not all of them the marines. Come on. Listen. Ain't no ground. I would've made it through military training. I've seen guys in the military who are marines, some very tough marines, but I would've figured my way through. I think so when you're young. I can dig deep. Yeah. You would have made it through, like, buds. You would have been a special There's no doubt. No. No. No. I know one of them. The waters are cold and cold. I could never make it in the Navy Seals. I can't. No. I am too I get too cold. Uh-oh. It would break me. So it's not for you? It's just not for me. Just like the VA is not. Yeah. I'm not built for it. I'm not that's a good thing about actually all bulls**t aside, having done sports that were hard like a wrestling or something. Like, I know where I stand. Your limitations? Yeah. But I I physically, there's not a shot I could deal with the the cold with the SEAL team stuff. No. You Plus you're carrying a lot of weight. When you've been in the navy, you've been the guy, cooking the chow. Right? You'll be on the ship when we're fighting I could also do it. Battles. Right? But watch this. We're fighting battles. And, hey, you know what you're doing? You're serving up the Chao. No. But I'm Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. No. The the spoon of the soup, bud. Look. Look. I got high social IQ, so I'm the assassin. No. No. No. No. No. No. Look. Look. How you doing? I work for an NGO. How are you, man? No. You you gossip too much. No. You gossip too much. You everyone, like, that guy's the a*s. I got I got some I got some. Yeah. I got some. Yeah. Loosely. I got some. Yeah. Loosely. I got some s**t. I got some s**t. I got some s**t. I got some s**t. I got some s**t. I got some you just can't help it. No. You're a chatty Cathy. But here's the Cathy. Dude, you're gonna be in the in the chow hall. Right? Yeah. And you're gonna tell stories to entertain us while we're on break. That's what I see for you in the military. I'm not even trying to be s**tty. I'm I'm I'm, I'm entertainment. Yeah. You make the best Sloppy Joe. But I'm also like, hey, guys. You hear the one about the Yeah. Or you educate us on, like, military history? Oh, that's good. That'd be cool. Yeah. I tend to the hearth. Yeah. You're that guy. Got something right. You're working some good croissants. Yeah. There's nothing wrong with that, dude. And then and then you guys you guys eat too fast. I'm like, guys, can you f**king appreciate the food? Because I'm I'm gonna slave him way on the kitchen all day. Exactly. That guy? Yeah. Hey, fella. Special treat. Chris was here. Special treat, guys. I got legs. I got a walnut strudel. Mhmm. Hey. And then a couple of you guys smacked me on the a*s. I'm like, come on, man. Stop. Those are big hands. Yeah. Everyone loves you. Yeah. But, you know Cool. Oh, you smack hard. And then and then bullets start flying, you hide under the table. Right? Yeah. As long as as long as you guys don't put a wig on me or anything. Because, you know, it's those are long Who's that, chit? This it just reminded me of, like, doing all these things, like Johnny Kim. He was a Navy Seal, Harvard graduate, doctor, and part of NASA as an astronaut. Nice. Korean. Yeah. Well, that Oh, I was wondering what the title is here. I'm like, alright. What is it? You're bringing up all these things on the instrument. Navy and Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. You wanna feel like a loser? And he's 40. Yeah. God. That guy's a stud. That's a stud. He got a silver star and a bronze star. Look at what a silver star is. I think that's like distinction in combat. What a bada*s. Highest military decoration for Valor in combat. Jesus Christ. Who is this guy? Let's get Johnny Kim. Let's get Johnny Kim on the f**king Hell yeah. We'll just vote for run for governor, dude. Jesus. Beat up Newsom for us. Bring bring me some bring up some more pictures of Johnny Kim. I wanna see what he's built like. Gotta see Oh, boy. What's he do now? Damian went to Santa Monica High. He's a local boy. That's a smart f**king dude. Look at him right there. How badass is that? Yeah. Oh, it had the punisher logo over there? f**king can take pain. I'm gonna listen to that doctor. Me too. I'm listening to that f**king guy. Johnny Kim for president, I love that guy. Look at him. He will f**king watch this, he'll kill you, He'll he'll shoot you and then heal you. He can shoot you in the f**king shoulder and then fix your s**t. How'd you know about him, Jun? He's just around the water cooler, the Korean water coolers. He's been on Jocko Jocko Williams podcast. Really? And then Sats and MD. Yep. All your guys that you know you know in the military, they know who he is, obviously. So I bet. Yeah. Must be Any stump, I'm pretty sure, knows about him. Tim Kennedy. I bet. Real stud. Yep. Good for him. I bet he knows what's going on with the drones. But that's a very I wanna talk about that. That's a very I'm so over it. Let's go into it. Okay. Hey. Okay. That's a very had that guy on the knew the drones for 3 hours. 30 minutes in on it. Check, please. Oh, I agree a 100% on that. I got a whole take on that. All of it. Also Unless anybody actually knows I agree a 100%. So so, Wait. They're not aliens? Check, please. I mean, but also, like, let me guess. Let me guess. They don't want us to know, or we we don't quite know, and I'm old enough for 3 hours. You don't know anything, and every time I hear it, it's like, let me see a better picture. How come every picture is fuzzy? Like, what are you talking about here? I'm sober. Is it straight, is it a threat? No, they know what's going on, but the drones are obviously our military, our intelligence agencies. The only thing is they think that they are manned aircraft and they're looking for something that could be dangerous. That's what's a little bit worried. They're tracking missing radioactive material, and that's f**king scary. Because we're not. Oh, we're not tracking. Okay. Good. Oh, let me send you the this to you, Chib. Do you have a Ring camera, you guys? Like Bet your sweet a*s. I do amongst other cameras because they can take out the Ring. And then if you only have Wi Fi to support it Yeah. What criminals can do, they can buy this thing, I think, off, Amazon that rattles the wifi so it shuts down security system so you have to have a hard line in. Jesus. Okay. So I love my ring app because usually you get people posting like really dumb things like lost my sock yesterday, has anyone found it? Whatever. But last night Yeah. I'm gonna ring you. In 30 minutes, I got over a 100 notifications in my little area of drones everywhere. People found them in their backyards, they they were taking pictures of them. They were dropping in videos. Like, they were all over Orange County last night. So I don't know what's going on. I didn't care until my phone kept blowing up, but I think it's just all military exercises of some You think? I think. I don't know. It's definitely not aliens. f**king Yeah. I've always thought it was So dumb. Drones. I'm so Yeah. Military drones. Hold on. Let me refresh this. Now you sent this to me. I told you my mama when I was like, yeah, it's probably just, you know, bulls**t about the immigrants in Aurora, blah blah. My mom was like, oh, no. I don't go out past 6 o'clock. That's why she didn't go to your, event. And then remember Trump was saying how bad it is in Aurora and everyone was making fun of it. It's not that bad. Immigrants are great for America, blah blah blah. Go ahead and play that, Jen. Now this is a live look now. The sun is up there in that state, and, police have now detained 14 people and reported armed home invasion. That's the same apartment complex where a lot of people were complaining about the armed Venezuelan gang members roaming the halls. Reports indicate that investigators said that several suspects entered the apartment, and had 2 people inside. The suspects then reportedly moved the victims to another apartment complex or rather another unit on the property where police said they were found, threatened and bound. An adult man sustained a non life threatening stab wound. At the moment, police say it's unclear if the suspects are connected connected rather to the Venezuelan game trendy of Aragua, but we'll get a live report in Colorado 30 You can stop it, Chen. I'm a little I'm a little But then, Mike Mike Kauffman, the the woke mayor of who's ruined Aurora or just Denver in general refused to work with Trump and Tom to detain, arrest, and deport illegal immigrants. He's like, there's no issue at all. And the cops like, there is an issue. Everyone's saying it's set for the government. Give me your bulls**t now. Well, I'm a little hesitant for this. I think immigrants are great for society. Sometimes when I see that stuff, it's a little bit, sensationalist. Like, that feels like I'm getting gamed by the media again, even though it's, you know what I'm saying? Like it's like they're coming up with a story, could be part of this gang. We don't know yet. 1 was stabbed with a non life threatening. I'm always like, I don't know about that either. You know what I mean? You think it's all fake? No. I just think it's and it sounds a little sensational. It sounds like they're trying to get a they're trying to push for a story that we that'll get our attention. It's developing, so, yeah. Well, where was this energy when they're reporting that that illegal gang in Aurora is flooding Aurora? And I have people that run from there. Right? And they say it's a real big problem. Oh, yeah, man. And there's no doubt that we have there's no f**king doubt that with that ridiculous open border policy, ridiculous open border policy, you have a lot of people in this country that are, criminals. I mean, there's a lot of there's Maduro apparently emptied his f**king prisons and pushed the criminals over our border. It's like, go to America. That's what that's what I've heard, but certainly, that's what Castro did, in the eighties. He he emptied his prisons and said, that's what Scarface is about. Yeah. The worst is yet to come. They're just laying low right now. The worst is yet to come. All these illegal immigrants crashing. A lot of a lot of the a lot of the illegal immigrants that come over are absorbed in the economy. It's true. In the restaurant business and in in agriculture and construction. But there were a lot that f**king came over that are not good people. Horrible people. But mainly mainly the whole point is whatever was they were doing, which is letting the border just be open, makes zero sense, they'd give you That's how it work for me. They'd give you a court date to come back. Like, what do you work for? Right. Didn't work. And now we're stuck with it. Right. Not good. So now I was gonna ask you what your family for Christmas? Yeah. You know, they were never too big on it. I mean, you know, my parents are both immigrants. Well, they're both friends. Good parents are not. Hold on. They're both immigrants. Yeah. But we did always do something, like, you know, it's an Americanized holiday to us. So, like, they would get a tree and stuff. But as far as, like, putting lights outside, like, my dad couldn't screw a light bulb in in the house, so we're not putting him on a ladder. Mhmm. But inside the house was always decorated. I go crazy for Halloween. What I do Halloween and Christmas, like, I put everything up for Halloween, I leave it, and I just put Santa hats on everything until the end of Christmas. So it's like Nightmare Before Christmas. I have everything. Yeah. You're a bit of a you're a bit of a a Christmas enforcer, I feel. I love it. And it's America. Right? You're you're not from here, so I get you don't know our traditions. Right? Hey. Hey. Piece of s**t. Hey, man. So if I don't have lights up in my in my house, you're you're gonna be you're looking at me a little suspect? Yeah. It's weird. And and you have 4 kids. Come on, bro. Yeah. I got a Christmas tree up. And you didn't put it. Hold on. Hold on. Brian. Brian. No. What's your favorite Christmas movie? What? He's gonna say, like, A Wonderful Life, some bulls**t. Yeah. It's a it's, the Grinch. Wow. The Grinch is your favorite all time Christmas movie? My favorite he doesn't know any. You know? Probably That's let me let me help you. National Lampoon's Are you saying that because of my shirt? No. I didn't see it. Oh, okay. That's a great movie though for the kids. Well, I mean, Will Ferrell's Elf. Yeah. Home Loans number usually number 1. That's right. Home Loans number 1. Even part 2 is a Christmas movie. Yep. Die Hard's a Christmas movie. Die Hard is not a Christmas movie, you guys. It's on Christmas. Die Hard is a that's right. But Home Loans number 1. Okay. What about A Christmas Story? You guys like that one? f**k all that noise. You know you know Brutalist? I'm I'm sure you What? Yeah. f**k that movie. What the Why? What's A Christmas Story? A Christmas Story. Have you ever you compared to Elf? Will Ferrell? Classic. Yeah. You so you do like it. A Christmas story is a great movie. Yeah. It's amazing. And only a Philistine. Ahead of its time too. Would For sure. I understand. You know, I'm sorry that it doesn't have Jon Jones in it. Alright, bro? What? Yeah. Sorry it doesn't have Jon Jones. Jon Jones isn't Home Alone either. It doesn't f**k me up. Trump's in Home Alone 2. It doesn't have an image. He's in Home Alone 2. He is. He is? Yeah. Do you remember for a minute though when they would air it on, like, TV, they would take out that part? He would take him out? Oh, what a surprise. Yeah. That is awesome. That's awesome. Hilarious, Yes. Yeah. Home Loans number 1. It's such a good movie. It's a good movie. Here's the Trump when, Sasha Baron Cohen when he played, Ali G, would, like, try to ask him questions. Trump's like, alright, let's go. Hurry up. Hurry up. Yeah. He's gonna have it. He's gonna have it. s**tty is what? What what is it, Quinn? Alright. You know, like Yeah. The Ali G guy's all woke now. He's all weird. He's all weird now. Sasha Byrne. Yeah. Well he didn't know. That's because it it didn't work out. Like he was, like Borat was huge, and Ali G was really big back in the day, but then he had a really hard time repeating that, like getting it. He's very talented. He did that series on like having Netflix, but Stupid talent, yeah. It didn't it didn't he tried another one of those things, like with the Borat thing. It just didn't What was that one? The dictator? Yeah. It didn't really work as well. Bruno. Yeah. He did a couple of those, Bruno and the dictator. But I think that what happened was he just kind of, it a little bit ran its course, and he's had a tough time. Well, the gig was up too. Like people were, the character got so big. You know who else was that way is Mike Myers. Mike Myers is as big as it gets. Well, hold on. You're a little off on this. Mike Myers just dipped out to Canada because he made so much money off Shrek and Austin Powers. He was like $600,000,000. Yes. He has a lot of money. He's also crazy. Yeah. He's crazy. But I think he but also he He didn't get out of Hollywood. His his no. But his his style of comedy, the the the characters, just didn't it it's it's a little dated now. It's really interesting. But he didn't try and fail. He literally dipped out of the high end. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think you're a lot cameos too. Like, Inglourious Basterds. Inglourious Basterds. He's great. Remember that? And then both what was the other one? The Queen one? Bohemian Rhapsody? He was in he was in the That's right. He was the manager in that. Inglourious Basterds. Yeah. And Bohemian Rhapsody, that one of the last four. But he did try I think he went to a situation where he was trying some stuff, and, it didn't work as well. There was there was there was some failures. I don't know, Obi. Yeah. He crushed it. He crushed it, but then he wasn't able to crush it. Which ones, dude? Cat in the Hat. Didn't do that well. Cat in the Hat. Yeah. He no. I I mean, he went through some stuff where where Oh, he's a weird dude. That's yeah. He went I think he went through some depression stuff, and then he went kind of like whatever. He makes so much f**king money off the Shrek stuff. Yeah. Like, came out Eddie Murphy. He's never made more money than being the donkey. That's right. That's right. Cameron Diaz, like, they make so much f**king money. Mhmm. Tom Hanks makes more money off Toy Story than anything. Like, once you're those voices, you're set, dude. Jesus. Owen Wilson, Cars. Yeah, man. f**k. Voice over game. Maybe that's where we should start looking. I tried. No. It's it's Didn't work. I remember I I was a voice over producer. Super competitive. It's the most competitive. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. There's a reason why Eddie Murphy's the donkey. I had the best Or Kevin Hart's the voice of in pets. Yeah. I had the best voice over agent forever, and I always The Rock and Moana, like, massive stars. Massive. It's like podcasting now that, like, like, Conan O'Brien, who's a huge celebrity, he does podcasting. So it kinda like it's the same thing with voice over. You can be a great voice over artist, but if it's a famous celebrity, he's probably getting In Trumps and In my twenties and thirties, I would probably audition, I did voice over auditions at least 3 days a week. And then how many did you get you land? None. Exactly. It's so tall. You know, Chen was in a was it Disney? What? Ringo. Ringo. Ringo. Yeah. The Johnny Depp movie that won the Academy Award for best animated film. I was in Planes. I have a I have a part in Planes. Planes. Animated or what? And it all it was is, ah, make a noise. Say, ah, ah, you know. Planes is like Cars, but it was Planes, and Dane Cook was the main voice on it, but it didn't get it didn't track on the car. Is huge. So it didn't win the Academy Award for best animated film? No. Genius did. Oh. Slight flex. Damn. Yeah. It's it was tough. I would always, I I had a block with that. But also with AI now, as far as commercials, not like these, like, you know, anime or movies that are huge, but commercials, like for jewelry, for whatever, AI can take over all of that. Like, I want this in the the style of, like, Jane jill jones or whatever. Sort of. Sort of. The only thing that AI, like, it doesn't really the problem with AI, like, they made a movie with AI. Look at this movie. It doesn't make you feel anything. Like, writing is very different. No. I'm I'm I'm with you. You're off on this. Yes. Right. With the voice, when they do the voice, that British voice that you see on the TikToks, you you can't compete with them. That's what they do for a lot of people. People. There's no some there's no one in the human riding it, but then it's in the AI's British voice. Yeah. You can't compete with it. Do you have that throat thing you notice? There's terrible ones, but there's great ones too. Let me hear it. Yeah. It'd be like, this is a 19 90 Ford whatever. Mhmm. F 150 gen 2, and it it keeps going. You're like, Jesus Christ. Really? Yeah. It's and a lot of people are using it too. I don't know which one. I remember seeing the commercials, but I've seen all a lot of car guys use them or they're just so good. So good. I don't know about that because And plus we can't play the videos either. It has all voice voice. Let's just see this one real quick. Hello, you lot. Sorry. Things are changing. Tell me, what do you feel? Do you feel it? Things are changing, for worse or for better. So basically, it's all created. Right? Wow. You just write it. And you can make it, like, how dramatic you want it to be, like, very deep, sad, or happy, bright. Yeah. The people doing the ads, like, on on TikTok and Instagram where, like, it shows things, it's so good. You just get a yeah. Someone that does AI, and then he can He can't compete, especially if they're savvy with AI, like f**k, dude. Chad GPD is so nuts. You can ask it anything and it gives you the answer. And then you can go, give me a summary of Socrates, you know, give me a good like anything. Go through all of PubMed articles and give me the best diet plan. So they do that right now for Yahoo. Yahoo is my favorite, like, web browser for current events and right now they do AI generated, like, okay, for this topic, we're going to give you all the key points. Boom boom boom. It's insane. It's It's not perfect though. They mess up on the grammar and stuff, but it's still like you can go through it. Have things out be where you can upload whatever, an hour special and cut all the clips and make them different angles. You still need someone to fix it up because it's not perfect, but it's still really good. And think about think about 10 years now. 3 minutes. Think about 10 years from now. I know. So they they said that knowledge is going to be worth a 0. So in other words, you hire a lawyer because they went through school, you know, and they they they know contract and everything else. Now you put a contract in, you know? Just upload it. Right? That's it. Like, what issues are with this? What should I look for? That's it. And you don't have to pay a lawyer $300 an hour? That's right. That's wild. It's crazy, but that's just the beginning. Thing about it, lawyers are super f**ked because they don't have this really set of skills. They have knowledge. They went to school for. You put symptoms in. You're a doctor. You put symptoms in. It'll it'll it'll literally comb every medical journal. And they say you want us to order this prescription for you. This will cure it. That's it. So you don't have to go to the doctor office anymore. All of that. All of that. Surgery's gonna be robotic. It's incredible. No airs. It's incredible. On top of that Do do you see do you see this could be fake. Who knows? Do you see, Russia says they have a a shot that clears cancer? The vaccine clears cancer, and they're giving away for free. Well, if cancer is sort of an umbrella term wow. Look at that. Yep. For business That's where the mRNA vaccine, which is the COVID vaccine, that that's what they were talking about. It's supposed to be really, really the thing that they'll use for cancer. Wow. Well, let's see if it actually cures. Yeah. I'd like to see some research done on that, But if they do have it, that's f**king wild. The fact that there's no, like, advancement in, you know There has been. Taken away. Huge advancements, but this is this is a ground. You're saying, like, cures? That yeah. Because, I mean, how many people do you know have passed away from cancer? It's it's it sucks. Yes. It's terrible. Yes. A 100%. A lot of money behind it, Jim. I know. That's why I'm, like, my conspiracy thing is A lot of money behind it. The team for help. There's also a lot of money in the cure, so there's more money on the cancer side. Look at the advancements they've made with, like, like, the AIDS vaccines and stuff like that for, like, the rise up and, like, the saturated people. With cancers, also gene therapy and and, like, programming white blood cells. I mean, they've made huge strides on childhood cancers, huge, that nobody talks about. So they're doing a lot. They cure hepatitis c now. People used to die from it. But that's not cancer. So right now, cancer, the number one treatment is chemotherapy. Right? Chemotherapy is like suction. Radiation? Yeah. Both of us. Chemotherapy. Chemotherapy. Chemotherapy. Chemotherapy. It's so primitive. It's so primitive. It's like, yeah, let's destroy you. But that's changing. We're now we're doing we're doing gene therapy. Hopefully, wishfully, yeah, that's how long. We are doing it now. It's curing people now. They're making a lot of f**king progress. Yeah. But hold on. It says the, the vaccine showed promising results, triggering robust immune response within 2 days of injection. God. That's incredible. The case plan starts filling a personalized vaccine for melanoma, the deadliest form of skin cancer. Oh, yeah. Skin cancer. Yeah. Where will they be at 10 years? I think that I think it's gonna be less than that. I think that this is exponential technology. You know? It's got a dark side. It's got a good side. This is one of the good sides. Yeah. I think cancer's gonna be We'll see. Try our white I hope we wanna do our white Christmas. Let's do it. Let me grab the other boys. Marcus, Casey. La la la. Mark and Casey. Listen. Let's take a little break. Can we take a break? And can we just talk about something that no one wants to talk about this holiday season, but your wiener? Don't forget about your wiener. Well, you're gonna be eating a lot of food and stuff like that. You want a good wiener game. You want tissue the penile penile tissue relaxation. You want good blood flow, joy mode. Dude, give your girl a dick and a box full of joy mode. Look, I'm gonna tell you right now, the compounds in joy mode are promote good blood vessel and endothelial tissue health, general cardiovascular and heart health, athletic performance in and outside of Just confirm, dude. Healthy blood pressure. Don't listen to me and Brian and try all natural backed by science joy mode and go get a prescription, which a horrible side effects all that. Nasty side effects or get or go to the gas station, get rhino 5000. Enjoy that. Let me know how that goes. Or go tryjoymode.com/fighter, enter code fighter for 20% off your first order, and feel the difference and get good erections, general erectile functions. Try joy joy joymode.com/fighter20 percent off your first order. That's tryjoymode.com/fighter20 percent off your first order. Merry Christmas, wiener lovers. And Casey's being ageist, and I don't appreciate it. Said nice hat. I said, here. Do you wanna try it? Do you wanna look a little bit younger than that? This is? It's 4 guys it's 4 guys hanging out for white Christmas, and 3 of us have good hair. That's it. That's what this is. What about Chen? I don't have good hair. Chen has good hair too. Chen's got nice hair. No. No. My hair is fake. Has light hair. Chen's hair works. K. We'll say that. Service bowls. You guys have good hair. Put fake stuff in there. You have fake hair, chin? Yeah. I told you guys. Multiple times. You have plugs? Prove it. No. There's like a little, like, a hair fiber thing that you just kinda, like, sprinkle on top of your head to make it more full. It's just Parmesan cheese. It's a racket. Are you, like like, the spray that What's your nationality? I've done it before. Irish. Oh, yeah. Casey Garety. Irish. You're Irish. Irish. Alright. Let's do this. Yeah. Why am I Alright. I feel like we're already doing it. Yeah. We are. Are we doing it? We are. Yeah. So let's start with Brian. Do you Since you are so good at remembering to bring your gift That's what I get. When you opened your first gift, which says That's a big gift. I'm trying to says Who's it from? 2826. I think information. Right? Holy s**t. You read that. Information person. No. Don't by the way, we have look at Casey laughing. There's a reason. Could be. So much Shouldn't Brian? We can't say it, can we? He wrote the number on the box. John, this is so exciting. You got me a consolation globe. It's for your kids. I think we will have. Wow. That's beautiful. Really cool. It's actually a cool gift. Yeah. I love that. Thank you very much. It's very thoughtful. That's exactly what I wanted. Is it a little passive aggressive though? Because you guys had that whole I mean rebound. Yeah. And then you guys rigged I've been fighting for this. Flat. We rigged. We rigged the game. Oh, they didn't even rig. Maybe you could study up for round 2 a little bit. Learn a little bit of countries. Anybody's name. I mean You called me Casey Graves. Yeah. My last name was Graves. They were like audio questions, like, there was a whole section on audio text There's also questions on books, Bry. There's a bunch of questions on the whole story. There's also a category that was Brendan Sharp. He didn't know your birthday. He didn't know your middle name. Bam. No. I knew it. What else? Brendan Peter Sharp. Now you know. I knew it. Watch the tape. I knew it. Yeah. Now you know. Alright. Who's next? Did you put your gift out, Bee? I just have it in my pocket. Okay. Do you wanna give me your gift? Yeah. Here you go, Mark. Wait. I thought this is a secret. Supposed to be, but Secret's out. Merry Christmas. So he says merry Christmas. Yeah. Cards are the best. Yeah. You can actually use Oh, that's fine. So here's the I didn't even have to open it. It's from Erewhon. Yeah. Thanks, dude. There's lunch. Thanks, bud. More gift projects. Jesus. Wait, Sanaz. Let me guess. You bought it. This is from Brian. Wait wait for Mark to open up His is 3 dollar dog. Oh, that's from me. I got that for you, buddy. Please enjoy that. Oh, thank you. It's like we took it right out of the It's a case of Diet Coke. I drink more DC than Trump. Yeah. That's crazy. It's like we got this right over there where the rest of them are at. It's like the Office Depot order came in yesterday. Hey, you suck, jacka*s. Honestly, great gift. I have emotional block. You know that. Do you? I have emotional blocks. I'm going there. You're like that girl who's a w***e? Go ahead. It's not my fault I had a bad dad. No. You're a w***e. Right? You're old enough to know not to suck that many dicks. Yeah. You're old enough to know To get a to get a good presence. Is that for Casey? Mhmm. I thought it was It's wrapped beautifully. It says Casey on it. He got a box. Yay. Need an eye for you good. He's strong. He can do this. Take it easy. Woah. Jeez. Just Woah. Got a little anger inside of him. Yeah. Nice. This is actually exactly what I wanted. Oh, this is softball. Yeah. This is a ball, guys. It's almost like you'd have to play with me to know that. Mark got it for kids. Good job, Sam. I was getting that for him. Alright. Thank you, buddy. Thank you, buddy. Aw, too. Thanks. It's a very thoughtful gift. Kissing, kissing. You guys have been friends for how long? God. 15, 20 years? It was a long time. Forever. Really? A little too long. That's awesome. Yeah. Long time. One gift left. Well, there's to hear this too. So Dude, seriously. First one says my name, so I'll take this one. Thanks, Santa. And this one's for Thanks, Santa as well. Thank you. One guess who that's from with that wrapping jaw, guys. Okay. By the way, I already know what it is, and I'm gonna take a sip right now. There has to be a hole. Oh. There you go. The scent is gonna be a little costly. So now it's the enabler. It's beautifully wrapped, so I know it's none of you guys. No. Oh, f**k. I hope it's not expensive, though. We have a limit. We have a price. It's under 30, Chen. Black buffalos for the Sometimes people go a little bit overboard. Oh, I actually like this one. Thank you very much. Oh, yeah. Is that what you're gonna do? Whatever reserve. Yeah. Yeah. It's nice. Anybody want some? I'm okay too. Nice try. Come on. Come on. It's, 10 in the morning, but Mark, Casey, we're talking about, everyone's family for Christmas growing up. Was your because you had a bunch of brothers. Right? Yeah. Christmas was good? Yeah. It was awesome. It was there's such an age discrepancy between me and my older brothers. What's the age difference? My oldest brother, Shane's 12 years older than me. Corey's 10 years older than me. Oh, that's tough. So me and Corey would negotiate because they would go out, you know, Christmas Eve is a big, like, going out night, so they would, like, wanna go out, get all sauced up. And so Corey and I would negotiate what time we were doing presents. I'd be like, 6 AM. He'd be like, noon. And then we'd, like, meet in the middle. Back 10. So I was the baby, so I got hooked up. It was it was fun. You were the little baby. And did you guys put Christmas lights? Baby energy. On the house? Yeah. Dad did Christmas lights on the house. Baby time. Dad with the mustache. And dad dad made the Christmas lights. And you got an athletic family. Oh, god. I knew Colin's going there. And then and then Mark? Good family. Divorced parents, so I had 2 Christmases. Same. Actually, I had 3 because my mom was remarried, so we had that side of the family. My mom, dad, and stepdad Christmases. Wow. Christmas lights on the house, Christmas tree. Yeah. Where'd you grow up again? Connecticut. Oh, yeah. We're in Connecticut? Town called Cheshire? Yep. I know Cheshire. Do you? Yep. Home to the Cheshire cat. Oh, he does know. No. But, but I know Connecticut because I my family live there. And I have my my aunt and uncle live there too, Darien. So he's he's south of My cousins. New Haven, and I'm north of New Haven. Yep. You're in New North. Yeah. Yeah. Great stuff. K Sanaz's gift. Oh. Oh, yeah. Sorry. I'm gonna assume it's from Casey because of the beautiful handwriting. Am I right? Mhmm. And you very much. It's a Starbucks gift card. I love Starbucks. Casey, that was so thoughtful. Oh my gosh. It was. f**k this Secret Santa. I'm dying. Alright. Now that that's all worth it. What do you mean, Bryce? God. The guy who didn't do anything hates it. I know. But you got some gifts. Barely taken. I'm exhausted. You got the best gift card. You know this audience. All the energy is out of my body. You should've got him a flat Earth, Jin. Thank you. Thanks, man. That would've been funny. Flat Earth would've been really good. Flat Earth globes, I'm sure. I'm sure. Make sure. You need a flat Earth. I mean, think about that. That was that was super funny, man. Let's go. My energy's back. Let's go. Well, let me start off real quick with current events. I only have a couple. Alright. So you guys have seen, I'm sure by now, the Conor McGregor post about him saying he's gonna box Logan Paul, which sounds insane. That's the first time I've seen it. I've seen it. Okay. So it sounds insane, but then Eero Hawanee, you know, chimed in and said like, TKO, they're, you know, they're pretty much the parent group of, you know, WWE and UFC. Mhmm. So they're under the umbrella, so this could really actually happen. It's happening. He tweeted it's happening. I couldn't be less Well, that doesn't mean it's happening. No. No. No. He tweets also just random s**t. Correct. He got Sanaz though, but, but it could Potentially. I'll I'll tell you what it, signifies to me is the UFC's kinda done with Connor. Mhmm. Because he has to get granted release from the UFC or just granted the ability to do it. So I think Damon going, yeah, do that, is them going, we're good, dude. We're good. I agree. Yeah. So is that if you're a Conor fan, it's actually a bad sign if you wanna see him back in the UFC. Like, it's Logan Paul too. Like, come on, dude. I'm That mean people are gonna watch Of course. But still, I think I have no idea. It's such a bad sign. If you're you know, I'm a fan of Connor's and I wanna see him back in the UFC, but it's over, man. So he goes, I've agreed to this box in, in India. I will then seek my return to the Akyon, or the UFC's like, dude, go do something. Do let do this. Let let the, you know, the news die down. Let the news cycle die down, and then we'll see where you're at. Yeah. But this means you ain't seen Connor for if ever again in a hot second. That was my take on him, like, oh, he's he's not fighting the UFC. What's the upside to this, though? Remember we talked about the upside to, like, Logan and Tyson? Money to Nas. Right. But remember we said Logan ends up beating Tyson. He looks like he just beat up an old old man. That's not a great look. This is different. Jake. Yeah. I'm sorry, Jake. My apologies. Different. Logan Paul beats Connor. That's a huge deal. But can Connor boost him? Hell, yeah. Connor Connor's severely undersized. Yeah. Mhmm. Much smaller. Connor has way more skill. So but does he have the ability to knock out that big of a dude? I don't know. But Connor has speed skill, but is his hard into it? Is he training? Is he training? You know, who knows? Logan's in his prime. We'll see. I mean, people will watch. Of course, I'll watch, but it's just It won't be Jake Paul Tyson numbers, but it'll do well. Yeah. It'll do well. It's in India. It's all I don't know. I think, my star is risen and and, you know, I mean, I'm just it's it's died out for me. Well, it's died out for everybody. Yeah. He hasn't fought f**king forever, dude. How long has it been? Like, at least 2, 3 years? 2 years. 3 years. Yeah. 2 years, then he broke his leg against Pore, but still and before that was even longer, you know. Has it won in a hot second? Yeah. It's all it's all it's it's a shame. It's a shame. Yeah. But I I knew that Logan Paul, Jake Paul fight stuff was coming. I just figured we're like 2, 3 years away from that. But I think that got put in overdrive with the, his recent allegations getting dropped by, you know, proper 12. And then the UFC when Danny goes, listen, Carter's not when they ask Danny about it, he goes, we haven't Carter hasn't fought here in a long time. Like, oh. He was even like, well, let's see what happens. You know, we'd like to see him back. Nothing. He was like, we haven't been associated with him in a long time. Like, oh, s**t. They're out. I think they're out. So his last fight was July 10, 2021. That's a big deal in some ways. You know? The the You see, he just moved on, but I think Connor was also the dangling carrot for their TV ride deals. They were dangling going, look, you sign with us, you get 2 Connor fights over a 1000000 pay per view buys sign with us. Then these allegations came out. He's blacklisted. Now the UFC's like, oh, f**k. But now you got Jon Jones' a*****e. Now that's dangling carrot. Look, you have the greatest heavyweight fight of all time. Be on your network. How bad do you guys want it? They're fine. They don't need Connor. They've had their biggest year ever. Connor didn't fight. You know? They've complete they don't need anybody. They've completely moved on. Yeah. Do you guys wanna even touch on the topic with that 15 year old female shooter? Yeah. I mean, yeah. I haven't I haven't seen it. Okay. So this is in Wisconsin. They found out this 15 year old girl ended up getting a gun. They're still look they're still investigating what's happening, but she killed 2 people at least. Right? The teacher, a student injured multiple people. 2 kids that are in critical condition right now, and they're trying to find the motive. They can't find really a motive at this point, but Transgender? So bingo. So they're saying, I've never seen anything. I don't watch the news. I don't I didn't see this on my algorithm. So there's rumors that she could be, potentially be transgender, but that's the the police chief said, like, that's not a reason to even think, but I'm not Well, I mean, if it's a if it's a so if it's a boy who has been taking hormones Yes. That have f**ked with her his head and and already probably wasn't doing so well Keep scrolling down. You have a child who has mental issues, and then you give them puberty blockers, cross sex hormones, whatever they were on, and and, oh, their brain, you know, they go crazy. What a surprise. But, you know, we know the same shooter in Nashville. Yeah. Exactly. If that's the case, that's outrageous. But we don't get have you where's that manifest? And why are they calling it a female? It's not a female. What are you doing? Well, they don't know if there's no official word there. Saying, if if this is the case, I don't know. But And then and isn't it weird we haven't seen the manifesto from the transgender shooter in Nashville, but we had the the we had the f**king manifesto from the shooter of the healthcare guy in less than 24 hours? Crowder Crowder, louder, louder, louder actually leaked the manifesto. They got it, and they put it out there. But, yeah, you know. But for this case, they're saying, like, people are, like, friends of hers might have, like, leaked the manifesto, but they're not sure what that if it's official news. I wanna know if this was a trans kid. Well, you won't find out. The left will hide it and they control the narrative. That's outrageous. The left will hide because they know it goes against their agenda. That's hard and s**t. It's like they're so evil. And then another kind of twist to it is so the teacher that was killed, sadly, she was substituting. Right? I think it's a female. I don't remember. So but the teacher, either way, was killed, substituting for another teacher that was on vacation. Did she go crazy? What happened? And then, hold on. I'll show you this as well. This was what was kinda crazy. This KMD KMFDM shirt that column one of the column line shooters wore. She wore the same thing. Oh, yeah. I posted a picture about it. That's not a coincidence. What in the world? She just probably went So that's the shooter there? The girl. And was she born a boy? That's what we don't know. It's not out yet. And, that band There there are paranoid schizophrenics. Some people go crazy, and she got a hold of a gun. There's also a lot of bad people. Yeah. Or she's just crazy, you know. I mean And that band what? There's some lyrics to you know, the the t shirt was from a band. It's a German band. And there's some lyrics that people you know, the Calm Mind guy, I guess, like, you know, took to. But, of course, the band did not mean for this s**t to happen, but That's terrible. Yeah. That's the title. I don't know how to say it. Do you know how to say it, Bryk? So no pity for the majority. Uh-huh. That was, like, the saying. Uh-huh. But yet still really early, so we can probably talk about it next week and or afterwards. We'll talk about it in the New Year. Yeah. That's terrible. And there's more updates. That's terrible. Okay. Okay. So a little bit of AI, a little bit of fun. You guys like the show Dexter? Love it. Start season 1 last night again. Love that because we have, you know, the prequel called Dexter Original Sin and Yeah. I'm on the fence about it. Okay. So we're all on the I get you. I'm here with you. What I like that they did for their marketing campaign was they used AI to, like, just wrap some of the most famous landmarks you could think of in Saran wrap and put, like, the Dexter on it. Can we play the video? That's cool. Yeah. And then they did down in Long Beach. I, they actually did wrap up some of the palm trees with the saran wrap and put up some things and signs there. It's such a good show. Yeah. Look at that. That's cool. It's a musical. Yeah. And that's not real. That's actually That's AI. Yeah. That'd be so illegal if it's real. I guess you could probably pay the city No. Never. And if you scroll down, you see they did that, you know, the big bridge in Australia and That's cool. But there's a lot of, like you said, mixed feelings about this because people were really in love with Dexter. I think the show fell off after the Trinity Killer. I love it all. But okay. So we'll we'll see what happens. The new one is a little over the top. The actors, I they they kinda missed with the casting. It got me by the end. Maybe it just takes a while to get used to it. Okay. But it's good. Okay. Did did you watch Dexter? Yeah. Yep. It's a good show. Oh, yeah. You just lose all energy in your body? Yeah. Is it a key more to add to the podcast? Just ask You change the 9 AM for your a*s. This is contribute. Was the trinity. Contribute. Can you do that? You don't bring a gift. He's making me contribute right now. Do something. Alright. Right? Was the Trinity Killer John Lithgow? It was. Yes. Fantastic. I auditioned for him one time. I was so nervous. I walk in. He's such a great actor and I I had to audition for him. He was so nice. For what? He was so nervous. Some sitcom, some TV show he was doing with Jeffrey Tambor was also amazing. I had to go in there and audition for it, and I was like, oh, it's like one of those things, man. It was like, damn. That that he was such a good predator role. You wanna see him in the greatest performance, Creep Show. Creep Show. Creep Show. Okay. Where he plays a guy on a plane, and he looks out the window, and there's a monster f**king with the engine. Okay. And he has an absolute Twilight Zone. Twilight Zone, I think. Yeah. Twilight Zone. It's the Twilight Zone. It's Twilight Zone. He's on the plane right there, and he's it's one of the greatest performances ever. He's just an incredible actor. Okay. Oh my god. He's an incredible actor. He plays a great bad guy. Yeah. Yeah. I remember rewinding that because you watch it and he's when he they're talking to him, and he goes, it's already over. And no one understood what that meant until you go back and you're, like, spoiler alert. Oh, he's already killed. He just starts seeing that, and and the the thing is messing with the engine. And he's like, no, because he's already afraid of flying, and he just starts to freak. God, he's so good. He's so good. Okay. So guys, Hannah Kobayashi returned to the United States from Mexico. Way. Unaware of media coverage, by the way. Maybe she was. Apparently at the border, met with her attorney who helped her cross over. Weird already. Right? Some people are saying she was on, like, a crazy mushroom trip for days Maybe. And or an acid trip, but, like, she's claiming she had no idea about anything that was going on to her. She's asking everyone to respect her privacy. Yeah. She's gonna have to lay low. She's gonna have to lay low. People are upset. I don't blame her. Like Yeah. She's just a dumba*s. Selfish dumba*s. Yeah. Yeah. I mean How do you not connect with anyone in your life for that long? I don't get it. Yeah. I I think this sounds like a real selfish narcissist, but I don't know. I mean But that's why people think she was, like, on drugs. How long, though? How long you're on drugs for a month then? You know? I don't know how long an acid trip lasts, but I would never just disappear without telling my parents, my mother, especially. No. That's true. God, no. I just think it's f**ked up. Yeah. It is. It is totally f**ked up. Yeah. Now she's not She's gonna have to lay low. My focus is on my healing, my peace, and my creativity. Oh, my my Brother your dad. My my my f**king a*****e. I'm deeply grateful to my family and everyone who has shown me kindness and compassion during this time. Oh, that's good. Remember, Brent, we don't know about what dark history her her dad might have. We don't know. Her, we don't know any of this stuff. So We don't know. Yeah. We know she's better reserve. Yeah. She didn't handle this. No. She sucks. That was bad. What else you got? Okay. Well, this one was interesting, guys. Strict Brendan. Brendan's strict today. You're giving too much leeway. Her dad committed suicide. She didn't communicate. You're like, we don't know what's going on with her. So She sucks. This OnlyFans model is making a documentary about a sex marathon where she has sex with a 101 men in a day. And she's emotionally unstable? It's interesting. Well, well, hold on. I I saw the video that, like, after she does the deed of a 100. She's, like, it was not fun. You know, like, she was breaking down. Yeah. It talks about how in the beginning she was, like, oh, what am I gonna wear today? This is gonna be so great. And then at the end of it, she's, like, emotionally, like, really? That's such a good really. But imagine the guy who's, like, 87. He's, like, f**k's sakes. I mean, yep. But here's where I'm gonna defend you guys for a second here, as men. So she says part of, like, the process was she gave every man 5 minutes of, like, personal time because that's the difference between OnlyFans and scrolling through porn Yeah. Because you create this fake, you know, friendship. She said some of the guys actually wanted more talking time, but she cut it short and was like, let's get to the deed. Everyone here is now villainizing the men and being, like, look what they did to this girl. No. What they did to this girl? Some woman from my, I think a lesbian rights group was, like, this is just another example of, like, you know, you're hurting women. And I'm, like, she signed up for this. Her Body, Her Choice. Yeah. Thank you. I think the whole thing is f**king just She's all I I bet you she's you know, she bit crazy in the head. Right? And this is all for attention. Yes. This is all for attention. It's a very unstable human being, a a complete mess, and then you got a bunch of dudes who are sort of part of this disaster. It's all self destructive. And are the guys' faces and stuff on tape? It's probably not. They didn't mention that part in here yet, and they didn't say where they're shopping the documentary. They're just losers. The whole thing is awful. A documentary? That should be a 5 minute documentary. Yeah. Great. Let's let's examine the You ready for this? She also has a dad. Imagine that or maybe she doesn't know it. She's like this. But either way, you got some parents out there, someone that loves her is like, what the f**k? You see what Janine's doing these days? Sometimes I feel so robotic. Well, you signed up for it. Yeah. And and to kind of confirm what you said, this woman said, any man involved in this torture of this woman should be locked up. Julie Bindel, founder of The Lesbian Project, posted on x. Suddenly, the old feminist cries of my body, my choice didn't matter. Yeah. Well, there's all kinds of inconsistencies. She should be able to do one of the folks she wants. But Yeah. Apparently, one of the camera guys walks into the room and said there were so many dirty tissues and condom wrappers everywhere that he started to gag and had to leave. Yeah. What a surprise. I wouldn't be part of it. Yeah. I think there are times in life where you don't have to be part of this s**t, so I I'm not really interested in being part of someone's self destruction. Oh, really, Brian? You wanna be part of the 100 man gangbang? Even even even filming it, even being involved in it, you know? No. Of course. But of you don't even need to say that, buddy. Yeah. Of course. You're a 6 year old grown man with a lot. Me right there. I'm like, I can explain. I was just Or what if we were I was like, what'd you do this way? Like, dude, I got a one of my buddies called me. I had the This girl's made this documentary, dude. And it turns out, documentary, dude. And turns out, 100 of us f**ked her. I'd be like, what? Yeah. I was there. What number are you? 70 4, dude. 74. I got 70 4. We drew straws. We drew straws. You know? Oh, number 100. You're number 100. Well, you either wanna be number 1 or number 100. Yeah. You don't wanna be, like, 50 because you're waiting around all day. A 100 would be, like, okay, in 5 minutes each? Alright. I'll be back in my office. 100. I'll be back in about 5 minutes. 1 100. I'll be back in about 5 minutes. 1 100. I'll be back in the shower. I'll be back in 3 hours. We'll go to Chris knows real quick, get a nice 6 inch hot sub. Yeah. Yeah. Fill my belly up, be ready to work. Yep. Do some light stretching. Yep. I'll be back in about 3 hours. There you go. Good stuff. Good stuff, guy. Good stuff number 100. Okay. Here's another one, guys. So Disney has scrapped a transgender storyline from their upcoming Pixar series Win or Lose. Weird. They're learning. And look what these idiots put. We recognize that many parents would prefer to discuss certain subjects with their children on their own terms and timelines. Oh, wow. No s**t, you idiots. You've lost 1,000,000,000 of dollars in investing dollars. If they had done this, I would be so done with I'd be like Well, they know that. But they know they they tried they tried to go woke. It went awful. They lost their ass, now they're like, we should leave this up to the parents. No s**t, dude. So you don't want to confuse kids on how you can take drugs for for an 8 year old and f**k up their entire future? You know? Do you know what do you know what puberty blockers and cross sex hormones, they render you sterile, but but but parents know better. Okay. So so you you a kid's brain is developing. It's just so disgusting. Disney, just make good f**king movies. Leave that stuff out of it, you morons. Yeah. It's not your job. No one's asked you to do it. Oh my god. No one's ever asked you to do it, including the gay community. Exactly. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, it says in in the series press release, Disney's chief creative officer Peter Docter described the show as a major first of its kind tentpole series, one that really showcases what I think makes our studio great. Bold, imaginative storytelling, laugh out loud humor, and characters that we can all relate to. No one relates to that. Less than 1% of the nation relates to it, and no one wants to f**king see it. Less than 1%. That's what I said. Yeah. It's like Yeah. Now they're learning. Here it goes. It's the only way that's the only way depends on swinging. And leave kids out of your out of your trans agenda. Leave them out of it. Of course. Unless you got to. So I read this article, and I actually wanted to ask you guys a question, about if you ever had to do anything like this. So Kieran Culkin, was recently on a talk show and talked about how he landed a huge role over his ability to simulate giving oral sex. And the director was so, like Hopefully not Home Alone 12. That's his brother-in-law. Oh, he's in Home Loan 1 and 2 as well. Really? The more you know, motherf**ker. He's the one who pisses the bed. Yeah. It was for a play called like this. It was for a play called Suburbia, and, there's a part where the character, he was auditioning for her to give a BJ. And when he ended up asking the director, like, why did you end up choosing me? Like, was I the only guy who fell to my knees and started doing it? The director said, no. No. No. You were actually the only one who cupped the balls. So that's why you got the role. Wow. Yeah. Was it a major role? You know what? I he he didn't see my audition. That's all I had to say, because I would have done this. Oh, it's an audition. Watch this. Ready? Like that. What are you doing? I go, eating batteries. Set that, run up the old s**tter. You've never had to do anything weird like that for an audition? No. I I have I I did not, but I've had, I I've told you I I I've my agent said there's they like you for this show called Queer Eye for the Straight, Queer as Folk. Is that what it was? Queer as Folk? I don't know. And the audition was, I have to basically make out with a guy. That's part of the that was part of the scene. I wouldn't have done that in the audition, but I had to just kinda talk about how I would I think they have roles. I'll I'll f**k you till you something something. And I look I call my agent, and I go, listen to me. I'm not a homophobic guy, but this It's not me, man. It ain't me. I'm not waking up at 5 in the morning getting into makeup and then making out with a guy at 7 in the morning. Good stuff. Could you do, like, a a a broke back mountain role? If you know it's gonna you're gonna win an Oscar, it's gonna set you up for career success. Could you do it? I ain't the guy. You couldn't do it? I'm too straight. I feel like you could. I I I just I I feel like you're saying that, but I have a little bit of it. Your agent goes, dude, the director called. He said he when he's writing the script, he had you in mind. It's you. I mean, yeah. You're gonna do whatever it takes. Do I is there an Academy Award that blow it in? He's like that's what he's saying. Like, there's a good shot. This wins an Oscar, dude. You'll be the you'll be you're the lead. It's you. For an Academy Award, I would consider rimming you. You'd do it. You know what I mean? You'd do it. I mean, but that's the only time I'm ready. I mean, they make out passion in that movie. Jesus. Keith Ledger and him I mean, they make out passionately. I'd I'd rather a tough one for me, honestly. Making out Making out would be tough. Be a tough one. The scene where he's just getting done in the butt in the tent, I mean, that's what I You know? They'd be like, you gotta stop laughing. Like, I can't do this ridiculous one of the tent. You know? I wish. I would love to be doing that to you. Like, you'd be like You're hilarious. I mean, like, damn. Did we do that with the Indian? Yeah. Yeah. It was great. That's a great f**king Yeah. Hilarious. Remember if I played the Indian? I fell in love. Why? It was so fun. Okay. Did you do this one kind of alright? I don't know. What's happened? What? So Stephen a Smith got to interview, our boy Dana White and asked the question that everybody wants to ask which is if any fight you wanna see, what would it be? And Dana said Aspinall versus Jones. Of course. Because that's that's the meal ticket. No. He's huge. That's the meal ticket. Is that the angle, though? No. He's 65. Well, so is John. Yeah. It looks like Tom's a lot taller, but he's bigger than he's bigger frame than John. Oh, yeah. It's 260. Jesus. Dan, if you can't answer this question, but, Dan, I'm gonna ask anyway. Is there a fight that Dana White wants to see in the UFC above all else? One fight that you get, that fight, of course, is you, but I'm talking about you want to see more than any other fight in 2025. So I get asked this every year. And this year, it would be Aspinall Jones. That's that's the the biggest fight in in heavyweight history. And at the end of the day, what my job is is to give the fans what they want, and that's what the fans want. Yep. I understand if you can't answer this question, but Dan, you're gonna ask. We'll see. I think we get it. But other than in the summer You think so? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. You think we get it in the summer? In the summer. I bet we get it next year. And I got one more for you guys. So Travis Hunter, he won the Heisman this year. Super moving speech. If you saw it, his dad couldn't be there, but he Do we know why his dad couldn't be there? No. No. But what I find amazing is He's got a face. He literally has received no money from the NIL fund, which is new. Lot of teeth. Lot of mouth. Lot of mouth. Right? Why are you laughing? He's a big mouth. That's what Ryan said in this. It's so true. Because he has a face on. His face is all teeth. He's just got a face in general on him. That's a face. That's a face. That is a face. It's all teeth. Oh, it's a lot of stuff going on. Great player though, dude. You have fits him. What's interesting, Brian, you wanna clip to the next, screen and let Brian hear why this is so cool. Yeah. Let's see that. Hold on. And, you know, he he's a big he's one of the biggest donors to the collective, meaning he's paying a lot of other people's NIL on his team. So he's actually paying all of the endorsements he gets. He lives up his endorsements. Is that man from Chesapeake? His endorsement money back to the NIL to help them build the team. He's playing at least 10, 15 guys, NILs on the team. Like What a what a stud. You know what that means? There's no money. Right. So he's given the NIL money he's he's getting because he's the best player in college football, so he's making 1,000,000. He would give he paid for 10 to 15 other players because they were Donate it back. Gave it back to him. I love him. Wild. Right? He's the man. He's great. Like, just Then for the Heisman Trophy, he flew through the award ceremony, flew in, like, 40 of the players, 1st cla*s. He is he's Now now careful because that kind of behavior can get you run get you broke right real quick. You know? Be careful with that stuff. But, I mean, true definition of a team player. Deion Sanders has nothing but great things to say about him. Let's see where he ends up next year. Poor guy will probably end up at Carolina Panther or something. But It's so funny. Shador and him are doing a Zoom interview, and, you know, they're, like best friends. They're f**king each other and Shador goes, enjoy Jacksonville. They both couldn't stop laughing so hard. It's just the nightmare. It's like, enjoy Jacksonville. They're both like Let me see that. That's funny. Keep going. Okay. So I got, just just to brighten up the mood a little bit. Let's see. This 4 year old girl, after a Christmas performance, asked the teacher to give her the mic. What? She just replaced cute. Oh my god. She's so adorable. Hold on. Let me see this. Let me refresh this real quick so it's I mean Just look at her asking for the mic. That's like Bosti asking for the mic. I am very proud of myself and all of my other friends inside of my cla*s. And my class is is really sweet except one little boy. But look how she walks away. She's like so sweet and like that. That's God, I love kids so much. High cla*s. Look at her hair. It's really sweet. Her hair is so sweet. For one little boy, and I'm gonna take the mic. Yeah. Oh my gosh. That's great. Except for one little boy. Teacher like, woah. Just so honest. Guys, tour dates, Naples, Florida this Friday, Saturday, Sunday, I love it. Off the hook comedy club. Love doing it, and then I go right to Port Charlotte, Florida. That's it. The Visconti theater. That's gonna be awesome. Then Phoenix, Arizona, January 2, 3, and 4. Comedy mothership, bud. Comedy mothership, Austin, Texas shooting my special on the 11th. January 10, 11, and 12 actually. He doesn't have 12 on there, but that's okay. At least he has it on there. Yep. There we are. There we have it, kids. Yeah. Yeah. Jason that he's like, I don't know why you guys don't use the site I run for you guys. I update it every day. Good. Yeah. It's good to know. It's good to know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because he just uses that. There we go. Alright, kids. Love you. Merry Christmas. Happy holidays. We will be back, start of the new year. Yep. 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