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HARD FACTOR 2/19: Venezuela Loves Socialism, FEMA Loves KARMA and Enormous Headed Lacrosse Player

Venezuela still has two presidents one has the support of the military and the other the support of the United States of America. Guess what side Hard Factor internet pundit Digger who lives by the motto "nothing much to say, let's ride" is on? Pamela Taylor the woman who once got fired from her government official job for calling Michelle Obama an "ape in heels," is back in the news for defrauding FEMA. It seems like Pamela Taylor took advantage of FEMA's "we can't vet everyone" during emergencies policy and collected some funds by claiming her West Virginia house flooded when it really didn't. Oh Pamela you rascal you. There is a college lacrosse player who is riding the sidelines because the NCAA can't provide a helmet big enough to fit his gargantuan dome piece. Alex Chu was able to get around this problem in high school, when he had a company cut apart and weld two of their extra large helmets together, forming one mega helmet, but the NCAA has a no limousine style helmet clause which is preventing Alex from getting on the field.Oh yeah and a ton of other shit. Listen, subscribe, review.   
00:20:00 2/18/2019

Past Episodes

President Trump has declared a state of emergency to enable him to pay for the border wall. Rapper YNW Melly is an alleged murderer. Another human/dog sex ring has been discovered in Houston. Finally, a lightning round of other headlines, including 11 year-old arrested for not saying the pledge, Anthony Weiner released from prison, a JetBlue passenger goes on an epic drunk rant, and Jussie Smollett may have staged the attack?? 
00:20:00 2/17/2019
NASA launches its new SPHEREx program during the same week they officially lost the Mars Opportunity Rover. Paul Manafort got his plea deal voided by the same judge who may slap a gag order on Roger Stone in the coming days. Cages in Texas: parents are trapping their kids in em, and stoners are walking in on tigers in em. Finally, a lightning round of other headlines, including cow killing blizzards, El Chapo paying for the wall, Bill Cosby comparing himself to Mandela, and a Hard Factor Hard Body Weight Loss Competition Update. 
00:20:00 2/13/2019
Surprise, surprise.... El Chapo has been found guilty of absolutely everything, and it's a lengthy list, now we all get to wait for the prison break. The saga of who leaked Jeff Bezos' dick pics rages on; was it the girlfriend's brother, a friend, Saudi Arabia?? A Florida man (pictured) got caught assaulting his girlfriend in the face and chest area with a burrito; and a lightning round of other headlines, including time running out on a border wall funding deal, the senate forcing a vote on the Green New Deal, and a Houston man slaying several in self defense. 
00:20:00 2/12/2019
Pete Hegseth of Fox and Friends told everyone he hasn't washed his hands in 10 years, and then walked that back, basically explaining that it was a joke to try and own the Purell-inclined libs... nice one, Pete! Polar bears have taken over the Novaya Zemlya archipelago in Russia, eating all the trash and trying to break into everyone's house to find food. A batch of deadly homemade booze in India has killed at least 105 people and counting; and a lightning round of other headlines, including Tesla roadster may crash back down to earth one day, Barney's getting in on weed paraphernalia, dueling rallies in El Paso, and new McDonald's donut sticks. 
00:20:00 2/11/2019
Surprise surprise, guys love to send dick pics and some "expert" broke down a bunch bullet points explaining why. Really they could just research Anthony Weiner's brain. Also on the show we discuss a disease in large woods based animals called "Zombie Deer Disease," another presidential candidate announcement, a woman was eaten alive by pigs and a Georgia lawyer who killed his mother is on the run. Listen to our first show back post live New York power hour.Brought to you by Tommyjohn.com/hard
00:20:00 2/10/2019
The Attorney General of Virginia, Mark Herring, second in line to take over the Virginia governorship, took it upon himself to tell the world that he attended a party in 1980 in blackface, adding to the dumpster fire that is Virginia politics in 2019. President of Maduro in Venezuela has used a military blockade on a bridge to bock foreign aid coming from the US to feed the supporters of his challenger, Gauido. Finally a Lightning Round of other topics, including the suicide text girl, suitcase murder in Connecticut, Meghan Markle's "best friends," NASA's climate report, a Hard Factor Hard Body Weight Loss Competition update, and details on the LIVE POWER HOUR on Periscope TONIGHT 9 PM ET. 
00:20:00 2/6/2019
A summary of the State of the Union address, complete with all the hilarious gags and entertaining plot twists... just kidding the speech was long and boring, so we condensed the highlights for you. The Catholic Church says it may have more than just an altar boy problem... turns out those same frisky priests have been sexually abusing nuns for years. A giant sewage spill on Miami beach shut down public waters for a few days, and a lightning round of other headlines, including hand-killed cougar, killed by vape, Stormy denied in court, more young NFL coaches, and LIVE POWER HOUR WITH PFT COMMENTER 9 PM EASTERN THIS THURSDAY NIGHT 2/7!!! 
00:20:00 2/5/2019
A summary of the State of the Union address, complete with all the hilarious gags and entertaining plot twists... just kidding the speech was long and boring, so we condensed the highlights for you. The Catholic Church says it may have more than just an altar boy problem... turns out those same frisky priests have been sexually abusing nuns for years. A giant sewage spill on Miami beach shut down public waters for a few days, and a lightning round of other headlines, including hand-killed cougar, killed by vape, Stormy denied in court, more young NFL coaches, and LIVE POWER HOUR WITH PFT COMMENTER 9 PM EASTERN THIS THURSDAY NIGHT 2/7!!! 
00:20:00 2/5/2019
The Governor of Virginia isn't willing to resign over his blackface scandal, and new questionable sexual assault allegations against the possible replacement, Justin Fairfax, have come to light. A teacher in Florida went crazy courting a 16 year-old girl from his classes, going as far to suggest murdering his wife so they could be together. Liam Neeson gave an intense interview answer about a time in his life when he was filled with a blind rage toward black people; and a lightning round of other headlines, including the Super Bowl, 21 Savage, the Pope's middle-eastern tour, and the State of the Union. 
00:20:00 2/4/2019
Virginia's governor, Ralph Northam, is being asked to resign by almost everyone in America for his affinity for blackface jokes. Tekashi 6ix9ine pleads guilty to all of his charges and agrees to becoming an informant to authorities as part of his plea. Canada has been appropriating Pennsylvania groundhog culture for years, and they're taking a trip to the Soft Corner for that. Finally, a lightning round of other headlines, including Trump's Super Bowl Sunday interview, El Chapo is a creep, TSA suicide in Orlando, and Pete Davidson/Kate Beckinsale. 
00:20:00 2/3/2019

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