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Oh boy, yeah, it'd be tough. It would be like that thing would be a good debut video of me just taking my tricks and driving over your your Tesla and you being like, Yeah, yes, and I'm not gay anymore. Well, Joe John, like men's anymore, Rogan has the best description of what it's like when you're faking something, he said. By talking about this one guy, and he goes, he says he's straight, but whenever he talks about women, it sounds like a guy who is pretending to speak French, but he doesn't know there is such a great, so much anymore positive. We all know what it all gibberish. It's like, Oh, hold on your bad dude. I took her and I'm and you shredded that. Yeah, I was blogging it all night. It's like, you're 50. Why are you talking? I don't quite believe you. I think you bang, guys. That is weird. Yeah, yeah. I'll tell you who it is. When you could be a truck, you might know who it is. I bet I do. Yeah, I bet I did. Yeah, we'll talk. Are you? Are you? You been on stage of the big UFC 296? I'll be on stage. It's the best card a can. It's the go see Bryan, but also watch the UFC the fight campaign. I'll be watching you be conflicted, but watch it on your phones. While Bryan's on stage. I'm doing a Cheeto ovarian rampage. Wow. Wow. 7PM Live the boy you to his officially fighting Shaun for the title. Yeah, yeah, huge. Yeah. What the card is the UFC. He's gone out with a Bubba the banger. Yeah, the main card, dude. Take my frickin money. They'd probably put him to my truck, but take my frickin money. Well, let's go through. It wasn't. I look, imma try to get you got to go with the avatar, right? Just because he's on the upswing and there's a lot of pressure on, yeah, I was saying this on the shop show and I haven't elaborate on it. The to me, the best thing about the UFC is the come up like when Conor was coming up, when Khabib was coming up, Khabib made his debut when on my fight card. No big deal. I was on the main card is on a card. Not a big deal, dude. It's it is what it is. I don't have control of it. Yep, but with the inevitable Gary like this come up is great, but it's come to a screeching halt because his PR team, there's all this bad press and all that stuff, but he's the guy. Here's the thing all the noise and being a c**k his girl, this bad press, all that goes away. If he wins, if it just as Al Davis as the Raiders just win, baby. If he takes Vicente Luque, there's not much you can just be from. The guy's really good and you forget about, but right now he's like in this limbo where unions are rooting against him. When I see people rooting against him, I mean, I've never seen anything like why? Because he's it's almost like he goes the way he treated Neil Magny. Or is it just because it's a number of things? It's just this perfect storm of people think he's faking. Like he says one thing. Then they actually have old video of him saying another. So it's not authentic him being a c**k and then him copying Conor McGregor. It's like this whole s**t storm of negativity going on around this insanely talented kid. It's just not listening to any. You have this and that's but only hanging with his dying piece of a wife and getting sucked up, but here's the thing I'd love to see that. No, I'm okay. That's your thing. No, no, I'd watch it. Here's the thing. I this is what's interesting. If he loses on Saturday. It's over. Because because those trolls all that toxic s**t, 10 times more, just like you when I say feeding the trolls. Yeah, he's dumping loads in their mouth. Yes. Here you go. Here you go. Here's raw chicken to crocodiles. Yeah, it's just it just gets in. It's just going to bury him. And the UFC, their their market savvy, then their social media savvy, they're going to go is to hate it. We can't. We can't. We can't really think so. Oh, man, they do this same thing as like Leon Edwards, who the main event? He's so talented. This kid has a lot of fight left in him, but we've never. Of course he does. Yeah. But you can diminish this insane star, this insane talent with. If if he is paying attention this, he's f**ked. I am officially rooting hard for Ian. I got so much for being like, I'm I'm rooting for Ian MacDonald. Very hard for him. But then when I say the entire fan base, the entire enemy space is rooting against this guy. But this all goes away. They're fickle, they're prisoners of the moment. He had kicks, but certainly look and look spectacular. And he's got he's a cause with that dude is f**king dope, you know? But but is it like seeing the much s**t Jon Jones has had in his career? How much toxic, awful stuff. When he fights, do you think of any of that? Know why? Because he wins. Now, if he loses, it gets way worse. So confused by the amount of hate. Like, this kid is just literally just showed up and won a lot. He's c**ky. He's theatrical. He's he's married. You know, they don't think it's authentic. And then also it's a it's a virgin we've seen. So he connor's his hero. See Max Connor. But Connor, he's just he can do it in spades. That's his thing. Like, he was born with that gift. Ian's not so, so people find it inauthentic. And if you're not authentic, people can smell that out. His issue is, I just want to see him down like. But you don't have to do, it's too late, but you don't have to do this. You show towns fight. Talk your s**t. That's fine. But don't don't mimic Connor. You do create your own thing. And then the worst thing it is, he's wearing Brazilian colors, I think. Oh boy, oh boy, who does he? He's Irish, right? Is the Irish who is English as Irish, as you get Irish, as it gets because it get you don't do that. You don't do that because you're white where you're not Brazilian, don't wear the Brazilian colors. Are you out of your mind? You're wearing Brazil colors. You're fighting a Brazilian. Oh, you're from Dublin, Ireland. Ken told you to think about, think about his PR team. They went, How else can we f**k this kid over? Oh, how his wife's from Brazil. So let's have him be a traitor and go completely opposite of Dublin, which is a massive fan base and they support everyone. They still support Conor after all his bulls**t. Let's let's let's go away from them and go to Brazil. Brazil's like what? But has facts on them, especially when there's all this Pride Irish pride now through through all the immigration, which you suddenly have always going from Ireland. No, it's my family is from Dublin. My family is from Dublin. Yeah, and I'm rooting for Ian Mercado. Gary, even though Mercado thinks it's like, What are you doing? Do you even Gary? You're not gonna take his wife's middle name? Yes. And so did you. I didn't. Yeah, you did. No, I did. I thought you did. You told me that, and I just didn't want to hear mine. I'm a f**king I'm so masculine. It's crazy. Do you did that? I did not spread that. I thought you did. Doesn't that terrible? I thought you did. I'm being serious. What she? No, you did s**tty rumor. I thought, you can change. Your stage name is my name is my name. Brian Reilly. Callum. Yeah, I thought that's why I just thought it was. Is it Brian? I also keep my my ex-wife's name. Brian Humphrey Reddy Collins, I guess. I don't know. I thought I thought it was your thing, man. Oh my God, those type of dudes do. That is so funny. No, I thought you had to do that. Only by Tesla did you have to take your wife's name when you buy a Tesla and you have to get a tattoo of coke on the base of your on your lower spine, Brandon. I it's oh, cork car c**k. Yeah. Oh, scratch that with a you have with him. He was just taking your wife's name c**k move, not wearing the flying the Dublin flag c**k move. It's just if what he's going to do, if if they if the UFC gets a point where you can study UFC fighters, there's going to be a marketing one on one and show me a face of amateur video game. But if he wins, we're all talking about him. He's the heel. And maybe as long as he wins, you can do any of that. She has to win, got to win a lot of pressure, the all the pressure. And then here's the question is he not listen to it? And is he good enough to pull this off? If he's smart? My answer is yes, absolutely. Yeah. And that's why he's that talented freak. Just horrible marketing, yeah, terrible life. Well, probably wife, mistaken to not it's not the best ad publicity, kind of like a Bryan Callen in terms of branding and oh, but but you're Nike compared to that, they're the worst I've ever seen. Today, you guys, they've ruined this Young Lions career. You're going to love this. So I'm sitting in, I'm sitting there at the kitchen table. My kid is walking around. My wife is just kind of doing her thing. And the nanny, we have a nanny now because my wife had to run some errands and I had a slight flex. Okay, yeah. So so I'm sitting there and I'm trying to think of like ideas of how to stay relevant in this Tick-Tock world at 56. It's tough and I go like this. I go, I'm just sitting there. I've come up with a thousand ideas and really, you know, and yeah. And so I go, I go, I go, I'm looking at the my view and I go. I go. Do you think I should have a live a live news show every day for like 20 minutes? I just heard she goes like this. She goes. Definitely not. Absolutely not. I'm like, what? No. Now she goes, No, no. That's my plan for that. That's not going to work. That's not. And I got mad for a second. I was like, Well, she's right. Then she goes, Hey, do you want? Do you want to get? Do you want to pick up some packs and maybe some paper towels? Too bad. No, I don't want to do any of that. I don't want to do that. I want to figure out how to stay relevant. I got I snapped back at her. I got all pissy. And I was like, Sorry, you're going through it and you figure it out. The guy would no help me figure it out. That's the best, right? That's nothing better. Hey, I got to make some money out, so I got this. Hey, man, I'm having a tough time paying the rent. I figure out what's I do in two days and you'll figure it out. You get it. You get it. I'll be homeless on anything. Yeah, yeah. Even my buddy Jimmy Burke used to do that. No matter what the problem, I'd be like, Hey, can I get him? He goes, You'll get it. That is so funny. I was just so frustrated, so mad because my girl was my girl had broken up with me and she was dating this dude and it was in my neighborhood and I and I just couldn't f**king I was just like, f**king, you know, I got mad about some other thing. I couldn't figure out how to open the fridge, got stuck, you know, at the drawer and I got f**king fridge, man. Can you tell I was mad about that thing? And he goes, I get it. It makes you laugh. But it's so frustrating. And so I'd send a text or you can get you get it. You get no help, no help at all. Yeah, kid is. I don't think there's been more pressure on a fighter since maybe Connor could be only if he's listening to all of this stuff, right? You don't know he's young. He's twenty seven and he's he's pretty active on social media. He's talked back to the haters on social media. That makes me a little worried. Yeah, turn his comments off. I think that's his wife's idea again. Let me see. That's not a good idea. That means they got you. It's not a guy. Be haters. It's my time to respond. Yeah, so he posted this video after See this all the stuff. They hate the way you walk. They hate the way you talk. They hate that on December 16th. So we'll be watching you with again. He has to win. Take a little break. 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He's good at everything hits like a match. Oh, no joke. I think he's ranked ahead of. I think he's Sevilla. That's how good Belal Muhammad is, by the way. Yeah. Ball is very good. Yeah, but still block it and put him away. Decision, you know, like this is a tough fight for Vincent de Luca. Yeah. Think it's the most interesting fight on the card? I think by far. That's that's that's going to be exciting. There's just so much pressure on that kid in the Championship game, mostly what is his biggest strength? He's good at everything hits like a Mack truck, great moiety, great kickboxing backbone on the ground. You know, just and and we haven't seen him much out of Gary's ground game is supposed to be pretty good, but we don't. We haven't seen it. Yeah, it's right here. But before it, when he's in cage warriors, he's a lot of wrestling, a lot of grappling. I think it's the UFC, the street striker, you know? So he is he is a killer. Yeah, but. He we haven't seen him against the top guys yet. Not yet, Rodriguez, Daniel Rodriguez was a good match up for him, he's a complete striker, boxer, good boxer. He annihilated him and that could then Neil. Neil Magny is always a perennial top 10. Yeah, he he should've been charged with a felony for what he did. Neil Magny. It wasn't a fight. In fact, raised his leg. Now. You know this insane. So he's so he's leaps and bounds above everybody. But we haven't seen him against the top six guys. But he beats wasn't a fluke. He gets on the mic. Rip the hot promo calling out Sean Strickland for making fun of him. Fight at middleweight. Fight John Edwards. Like that? He's he's wanted 18 months. I bet he's fighting for world title, but again, only if he wins Saturday night. Yeah, you don't win tonight. I don't know. I think you get very tough for him if he doesn't win. Very tough for the UFC to make it tough on them. The fan base make it tough on them. It's a lot for 27 year old kid man, and that's why I'm rooting for him and all the the fanbase, just prisoners of the moment. What do you care? Why the fight? You care? I'm saying I'm just a guy. I is a c**k. If the guy is not a c**k. No, I'm just saying OK. But if he is, who gives a flying f**k? Yeah, I don't care. He's like, white people care. He's a warrior, too. He's like, Well, that's bona fide. Any of these guys? What I'm saying, I'm saying this. I wish people like any. Anytime you try to be really good at anything, right? Like, it's really hard and it never ends being hard. It's always really hard to keep it. Do you know how hard it is to get to where he's gotten? You know, f**king hard. That is to to train like that all the time, to be that good all the time. It's a motherf**ker. Yeah, he's talented, but that comes with a lot of work, a lot of work. So so let's go back to the card for a sec. The only caveat there with the injury, I stick up for him. As far as personal life, I know why you guys care. It's just the Real Housewives of the UFC. It's just drama. You know something else talked about. But with Imma try to get the one thing or I'm like, There could be a problem there. He's been kicked out of multiple gyms. For what? We're not sure. That's very interesting, some of it is he always has a camera filming. He's always like, he's he's very outgoing, you know, talk s**t. And then he always has a camera and some guys like, Do we're not filming this? He's like, Nah, I need the content. So there's some of that. Maybe clashes with coaches. Well, I hear that stuff and like, that's a problem. But I do know guys on the two names who are way more famous than Gary. Exact same problem. So they just start their own jumps because they don't they don't play well with others. It literally they're narcissists. And most fighters are. And it has to be their way or the highway. Anybody else can kick Roger. That's what makes them great. Yeah, they're tough to deal with. Jon Jones got kick out Jackson's. There's a ton of guys have been kicked out. They start their own teams and it's only about them. You might be one of those guys. Jon Jones got kicked out of Jackson one day. What was do you have any color on? That was that is old Bubba. Well, they like, we don't want your name or reason really you serious bad publicity. I mean, Duke's firing guns at homeless, wrecking a car while drunk. Yeah, but he doesn't. He was there through all that. No, no, no. They kicked him out. The main one was the the kids, you know, at the hotel. The wife was like, Yeah, scared that day. Oh, I forgot. Yeah. He beat up his wife. That was. That's right. And the kids weren't told security at Brian's like, I don't get it. You had to be hit by a police car. That would be like, sorry, I don't care. He had by the police he had, but his wife, that's the issue. It's not head about the police car, but don't give up. Yeah, there are too many issues there front like, Oh God, damn, we get out here. I mean, but then when guys go on their own, some some flourish. But that's that's a little bit of a red flag when you're kicked out of multiple gyms. Again, it's a red flag or just means I don't play well with others. It's his show. So you get to a certain level to start your own s**t. Yeah, but that's something to be conscious of whenever guys getting kicked. I'm ginger guy. There's a problem. But he just might be. He might be a lot where he f**ks up chemistry of a team. It's definitely a lot. And he's definitely maybe I don't. He's playing a character. But you know, I'm saying, like, maybe like Colby Covington is a great teammate. People love that guy. Kobe's a lucky guy. He's a character. Top team. Yeah, but he went up to another team. They love him. Yeah, like, he's a character. He's playing a character. You might be playing a character or he's like this 24-7. They're like, Dude, you're f**ked up the chemistry you got to get out of here. Yeah. I just don't see how you doin? We're talking, we're talking about him, and I can't. Everyone's talking about it, but I just don't see how you can't root for that. Like if you're not rooting for this guy and what you know what he's up against if he loses its own, get pretty dark for him. I don't. Who cares what he does in his personal life? Why you don't root for that? I don't understand. I don't. That's just society like they want. Oh my gosh. Well, you might as kid, so talented you might like. Neil Magny and I was very confused at how insulting he was to Neil Magny. Like, after he won, it was weird again, because he's playing, he's playing a character. Yes and no. But he's playing a character. That's a page of McGregor's book. But when it's not your thing, it comes off as inauthentic and mean. Yeah. So when you talk about in this is again, this shows him being young and dumb, which I can forgive. He's twenty seven. When you talk about Neil Magny beating his children, Neil did interviews. You don't understand the problems that caused that. That wasn't an issue before the fight after fight, I almost lost my f**king children. Yeah, he was child. Custody came and almost took my f**king kids because you spread this rumor and there's no there's no there's no truth to it whatsoever. I was making a statement. You can get sued for that s**t, man. You f**ked Sue and you can lose your kids. So it's like he was like, he doesn't understand. His actions f**ked my life up. I almost lost the thing I care about most. Injures 27. He's trying to be like Connor made a huge mistake. Yeah, I can forgive that. But he he has to find his path right now. He's mimicking Connors, but you don't want to do that. There's there's a there's only one Connor. Also, Connor is also funny. Connor was also like, had a lot of fun because it's because he's he's speaking his truth. Like, You would do this, whether he's a fighter or if he's trash, it doesn't matter. But I think with Connor also, do you want college career? Do you want his bank account? Yes. Do you want his career? That guy's hated man. He was beloved. He was the jewel of Dublin. Now a lot of people don't, don't, don't claim him. They don't wanna be associated with all that negativity. So it's like when he went down that road. But there's a certain level you got to stop Batman, man. Yeah, he's just a young kid. It's like, you don't want to end up like Connor, the bank account. I get all that. I want that money too. But as far as the press, you don't want those problems do. It's not good. The lawsuits, the constant women claiming they got him pregnant, you don't want that s**t up and people in bars get in fights and bars. You don't want that s**t, dude. That's comin. Don't be like that. Be better. Yeah. Like if you're if you're if you love Connor, be better. Don't you don't have to do all this s**t. Do you talk with your f**king face in your feet? Do that to be different than Connor. More people would love him. Love him. He's a good guy. If he wins. If he wins this fight, though, I'm all in. He has such an opportunity to win this fight and get on the mic and drop the f**king hottest promo and get that next. You think he should call out? Oh, he should get on there and call Sean Strickland a thug, a racist, a former Nazi go so far in the pain that Sean Strickland, the UFC goes, We've got to make it happen. That's what I should do. That's the big money fight, that's the move. But again, his wife is a good call, Francis, call. Hello, Francis. OK, bye you. Yeah. Ooh, ooh, it's just like an idiot, dude, she said. Yeah. Carl Francis, I don't. Some bulls**t you do call canal up to some bull does makes no sense. You know what I'm saying? Like just to do that about her. Don't make her feel sorry, dude. Well, it's f**king stupid. What? I've never seen this face on her own. I've never seen that. So please don't do that. All right. Well, just think of the worse call out, ever. Yeah, and that's what he's going to come up with. She's in the back, right? I think you should call it a transfer. He's got he's got a couple. You got a little earpiece. He did call on trends. Are there? Yeah. OK. You know, Jake Paul, which is a quick correction. Just what is going to really f**k himself like? I'm calling that transgender fighter and just some girl who's not trans and has ruined his career. Some girls, I'm like, What the f**k? I'm not a girl, my god. Oh, like, that's some horrible PR move that she's going to come up with. Yep, yep. Called this far. And some poor girls like, I'm not trans piece of s**t. Who? What do you think of the Tony Ferguson that I just just so the audience knows? So you and Gary is actually 26? Exactly. Yeah, that makes him even younger, which is big, big. You know, that's one year is a big deal. Only six times a month. I'm 40. I'm a moron, 20 said Dude. I was an idiot at twenty six, so I'm stupid. Yeah, but I'm less of an idiot. Yeah, I'm less. I'm an idiot. Barely. Oh yeah. But twenty six do any of all this fame and talent through. He's f**king pissing talent. He's twenty six in November, so he's just turned twenty six. Baptism by fire. You're going to learn quick and the good ones can handle this. They'll go to once again show the f**ked up. Great way to learn what's going on. They like the pressure like Bryce Harper at baseball. They ask the coach because he had that game-winning home run, you know, in the playoffs, and they went, Yeah, how does this guy do it? Like, he's been hurt to the season? And then the game's on the line. He's like, for whatever reason, when the odds are stacked against them. Bryce Harper is the exact guy you want up. He thrives if it's just a regular day game. He does. All right. If the pressure's all on him, he'll hit a home run. It's any crazy there, like when its bases loaded their way up two outs. Shares are down three runs. This, this f**king guy, is the exact words you want because he thrives in that moment. Yeah, I feel like we have a shot. Not yet, but I'll get. Yeah, he's he's definitely shows up. Some people just show up. Their best day is when it's on all counts. Yeah, agree. You can say that about Jon Jones. Probably, too, you know, and some of these guys are just train who are, I wouldn't say about John. Yeah, he's just so talented. Yeah, he's just better. I didn't know Josh Emmett and Bryce Mitchell look like they're in different weight classes. It was a late segment replacement for Bryce Mitchell stepping in for that. That's a tough fight for Bryce. I love right, Bryce, because he took a lot of damage. Tough fight. Do tough. Josh Emmett strong. It's like a Mack truck. Tough to take down. Short base. I don't like the fight for Bryce. Yeah, it's a tough one. Josh Navidi. Tony Ferguson. Patty Piglet's. An interesting one. It's not that interesting to me. I would rather I would rather Tony Ferguson. I was thinking about this and I was thinking that what we think is never he never was the same after the Justin Gaethje fight, and they should have stopped that fight. Oh, at least two rounds in that. Yeah, I think he was even before that. But he's been fine for how he has all the miles on him. Here's here's my thing, right for this river, this heartache, if Tony can pull that terrible picture. But if Tony, if Tony can pull this off, you know, he fights next. OK. Are you going to say, Nate Diaz? Nope. That's stupid, right? Hold on, hold on, hold on. His name is in the UFC, right? Hold on. Are you immature to Gary's wife? Tony Ferguson? If he beats, you might call out the template. What if B's Parikh family gets his next fight if he wins the next fight? Who's he fight Francis and Gunnar Francis and how to not watch that right? Hell yeah, I'd watch that. No fights are kamagra, you know? Yep. What? Yep. No, I would be very strange to me. Why would it be strange if they're supposed to fight before? Connor needs a win. College probably not. Can beat Michael Chandler. Tony Cameraphone win. They're both big legend names. Connor needs a win. Scott are going to fight Michael Chandler. Yes. UFC 300. Maybe a little after that, but that fight is going to happen. You don't think he's going to be a very tough fight for him. Yeah, I don't. I'm rooting for, you know, courage on my face. So I love Chandler to be comfortable on my face. So let's say he loses that fight. The UFC guy. We we get one more reaffirm to what what's a fight he can win at this level? He's not that. Actually, I'd like to see him fight Patty Pimlott. That's I'd like to see how Conor McGregor patted him that fight. That's what Connor's not taking that fight. Why? Because he's not even ranked in the top 30. And you think Patty, Beason, Connor? Yeah. I got to see what version of color we get. But I'd protect Connor. That's fair. Patty striking is very amateur. Yeah. So Pat Connor lied to Patty. Then you have to want to do that to Patty. You're going to ruin the star. No, no. But we can ruin Tony. Yeah. But we also need to get Connor win. Who? Who are you going to give them? We got to get this guy to f**king win. What are we going to do? Top five, we can't keep doing that. No, Tony. If he beats Patty, come off a big win over Patty. Mm-Hmm. Everyone knows who he is, and let's say he's back better than ever. Cool. Here's Connor. Yeah, it sells. Everyone's going to buy all the cows. And like Tony Ferguson, he's got like a nine fight winning streak. You know, they're stupid. Right? I I don't want to see Tony Ferguson fighting anymore. But you're a hater, because if he beats Patty, if you if you beat Patty. But let's say he does what I'm saying. If he beats Patty, I don't care what happens in the kind of fight. He is paid more money than God, which is well-earned. Yeah, he should have. All the money can ride from the sunset. Yeah, just take fight one more after this. That's all we need. Are you and you make all the money can write off in this. I guess what? I see a piece of s**t I see. I see the movement of his body to be not what it used to be. And I'm not talking about age. It feels like it's I think it's both. A combo of both. Yeah, and I it's damage and age is nothing. I hate seeing more than that. I literally can't stare. Yeah, it's tough. It's like, I hate seeing when I see an old fighter trying to make a comeback and they're punching like this and I go, I would rather look at anything else because that's that's cognitive. It's f**k off. Like, I hate that. Pen that's got the biggest face he could. Sometimes he looks great right now. He's he's a hundred and fifty five pound guy, but when he puts on, when he eats his head in his head, when I, when he's on food drug, use two thirty, he was. What does it say to me? Thirty what 230. And every bit of six feet have a picture of us give me next door and I'll remember I'm about to fall up now. Remember in the speech I'm 260, go and bring that up to 30 to 30. I want. I won't went saying, Look at what are you doing? No, I go, What happens if they do a short notice fight? He's like, I would never do a short notice fight. Why do they? Did you know that was you? Brendan gave you a hug. That's the main patty right there and some tits on you. But look at his face there. Yeah, no, I mean, it's insane. He just got no. He did. I had one. He had three. And then when and watched a soccer game. Looks like Owen Hart. A picture with you a little bit. There's a picture of me in him side by side. I laugh Factory there, huh? Yeah, a laugh factory, said Nagel. Because to do it in San Diego. Oh, I gotcha. Oh, is. But how about I just go to the Future Stars episode? Yeah, it's crazy, though, right? I mean, damn. I want to fight him now. He looks on the stand that life. Yes. Could you understand him? He sits, right? Yeah, that is Brazil. Follow me. I'm to 60 there. Good right here. I suppose you find in Brazil. Hello. He's every bit as we don't look at. He's every bit as thick as you are. Yeah, that's his head is bigger than yours, actually. We don't look bigger, though. Yeah. I'm too sick to either. Shorter hair, too. Yeah, yeah, you skinny right now, what about 240 Farrell? Yeah, yeah. You're skinny. Do 16 that look like a patty? Oh my lord. Big hands, he's a big kid, man. I mean, he's got a big, big frame. Great guy. Superstar just has that. Do you know how the Rotolo brothers you like Jesus Christ does have that sauce? Yeah, that's Paddy. Yeah. You mean like, oh, love the charisma. Love this guest star. He's such a good person. Oh, this guy's great. Yeah, he's great. Seems like a sweetheart. All right. Go back to the card. I love this, Tony Paddy. Yeah, that's a fun fight. Yeah. Shafqat Wonderboy. Tough fight for one winner, boy. Yeah. I would say Tony has a better chance of winning them, Wonderboy Boy, does he really, really Shafqat the guy? Yeah. Dan Shafqat probably gets a title shot after this. He's a monster. Look at him. That's what the UFC is. Even a little bit of a little bit of a pickle there, because if you try to Gary just storms over Vicente Luque, then I've wins. Did you, Shafqat Ian? It's not nice to Ian. Great fight. But you have two contenders that show that division could use it. Yeah, no. I see his face or his face. Yeah. He said, I don't know who he is. I actually have no clue, but I have to see his face. Yeah, that's the guy. But he usually fight it. 85. Absolutely not. He doesn't. No, absolutely not. Nia, does he find it? I think he fights it. I think he started at 85, but that's what I want to make sure I was talking about. I think if in the UFC, yes, I'm almost positive. Take a look. He used to fight at 85 for sure, and the fights I saw him out started at welterweight. He started welterweight Neetu Kapoor at 176. He's never fought it middle way. Ever in his life, really. Here's the thing you don't know who he is, and that's fine. I do not let you down. And he throws a middle class way. You think he's Hamzat? And that's tall. He's a tall guy, not tall. Seattle Yes. He's not tall. Specially for the division. Well, six one of his top six. One. No, I know exactly who is. I've seen him. No, he's those middle weight right now. I thought he put off eighty five. You know you do right now. Eighty five before that. Never. He's never fought. Eighty five since 2014. He fought at welterweight. So all right. That's a long time. All right. Start Friday at 20 14. Just at welterweight. Pro at least beat Alex Oliveira. Look at that s**t. Are you talking about his amateur career? You probably watch some of that. I don't know. I saw I saw him fighting and I thought it was 85 based fine. Just learn who he is. So he's the guy with the fur hat. I know, I know is. Yeah, I know exactly. You don't. I don't care. And I got hurt for a while. True or false? Being inactive? Yes. Now I know exactly who he is. We don't know why he didn't get hurt. We don't know. He's like, No, is because everybody was talking about him. Everybody's like, he's, you know, we've been talking about him for years. Yeah, he's the next guy. Yeah, he's the guy. If you're a bank and anybody being world champion, it's this. Yeah, and you just have 70, you know, 17 finishes, one of boys. Forty one years old. Yeah, that's a tough one. Well, Wonderboy complained about pay in the UFC. Went, Is that what they did? No problem. Is that what they call of Shafqat? Oh my God. Ready to eat daddy. Really? That's what they did here. That's what they do here. We're going to give you a young up and coming killer who does everything well and the rheumatology shafqat. It just why kill two young lions? Like let them that one of take out Leon and then have another have a fight and then they fight it? OK, so go keep. Let me go back to the car now. But I do think Tony has a better shot of winning. And then you have your co-main event, nobody's talking about nobody cares about Pantoja and Brandon Royval. Yeah, great fight going for brand Royval Denver's finest. And then you don't have to click the guy. And we're also not going to cover insurance as not cover on this show. And then you have the main event. Leon Edwards. Colby Covington. Yeah. Who got Leonid Colby? It depends what version of Colby we get, I'm going to say I'm I'm going with Colby. But the only reason I'm going, Colby, is because I think Colby is going to, if he's smart about this is going to be in his grill, he's not going to be at a distance where Leon was. That's the only way Colby is going to be in his if there's no other way to fight. That's right. That's all he does. He's going to well. He'll sometimes he tries to, you know, stand him back. He's in your grill, though. He's applying pressure. He never fights on the outside. And that's a problem for Leon Edwards. That's it's going to be tough, really. I think so. He came out twice during that kamaal debate to remember the first the first fight. He the first fight with Kemal Kamara was absolutely dominating and dominating with his wrestling, just being a pain in the a*s to him. Then he got head kicked and then in the second by second fight, started learning because Leo got better. Did he get better or did Camaros knees now allow him to train? He hasn't been on a run for years. Leon hasn't. I mean, I'm sorry. Kamara has. Yeah, but his knees have always been. These things catch up to you. You know, I think that Kamara, I feel I think Kamal's was the perfect tune up to fight Colby. He's done it twice. Now is what he's had two years to work on, just takedown defense. He hasn't fought in a hot, met two years. He's had once been active. One hasn't. He has World-Class striking. Colby has to try to get inside and not get f**kin worked. Tough fight for tough to tough to get. Tough fight, right? And also, what version of Colby are we get here the final two years? He only has one way to win. Yeah, I decision buzzsaw. He's just going to be a little as Kamara, though. Kamara out sized Colby. Yeah. And Leon beat him twice. That's true. That's f**king. Who am I rooting for, Kobe, who I put money on, Leon? Really? Yeah. And I love Kobe. Top five, do you think you think, Leon? Sort of either keeps, I think one's gets to pay every time. Yes, I think one's getting better and one's not. Really? Yeah. We know exactly where Kobe is going to do. Leon's getting Batman every time it seemed like his take down fences is he took Chamorro down. Yeah, yeah. Well, the real athlete, who's better athlete, would you say? Between Colby and Leon. Yeah. I don't know. Tough, who's got more speeds, got more. I know what you're doing here. I know what you're doing and what you're doing. Because Lance Black, I know you and I usually one one one one can one can sprint weight faster. Do you say I'm sorry? I'm just reminded that he is black. I don't I? I literally was just right. No, no, I know what you're doing and I know I'm a champion. I know you try to tell me that Pickler is more athletic. So, so, so you might be going. You might be saying knockout. Oh yeah, really? Oh yeah. Not the distance goes. Distance Colby wins. But under five on all day. How? What I don't know how to take that, I don't know. Yeah, I guess you're trying to do the Kobe is Kobe King to his wife, but it's grill. Kobe, take Kobe wins. Would you say if Kobe can close distance really quickly and not get real? Yeah, he's going to. Even if he gets hit, he's going to. If he can close that distance. Leon has his hands full, full, and so it really is a question of can Leon for five rounds keep him at that distance, what he does enough punishment, what he does and then stop the takedowns. He's the best in the world on it. That's why he's champion. Yeah, tough fight for Kobe. Two years off, his last one was over George MOSFET at all before they lost twice to Chamorro. OK. And I'm a Kobe Dick writer. I love the game. Yeah. Awful fight for him also is even deserving of this title shot. Most would say no, you're two and two. You don't fight in two years. Your last win was over Harry Mazdoor. You fight for a title. Was this WWE? Yeah. Hmm. Yeah, it's a great look at all the stories in this fight card, though, I know it's the best card ever. My girl is a K, our friend Tiger's dad, just buy new houses and apartments of us are either that we're going to go there. You'll see two ladies, six watch guys. f**k off. Yeah, come on, baby. Don't be disrespectful. Come on now you okay? Go there. You know it's big U.S. night. I'm going to call you. I'm going to be like, but you won't answer. Hey, man, you also forget my phone during the fight. Even on the cards, lit, yeah, Dustin Jacoby on the f**king pre prelims against Alonzo Menifield. Great. Yeah. Cody Garbrandt, Brian Kelleher, our boy. What is Colby? Can I see? Cody Cody's Garbrandt? Yeah, can I see his record? He's had a tough one. I know what you're doing here. No, I'm just asking. No, I know you're allowed to ask questions. Shane Cody won his last one. There you go. Before that was tough. Yeah, he's had five losses, but a lot of wins when two of his last seven. That's tough stuff. He's the man, though. Yeah, and it's at bantamweight. What's that? It's at bantamweight. Yeah. Yeah. That's where he belongs, what so it was a disaster. Yeah. But your thoughts on that fight? I'm I'm I'm taking Cody all day. I love Brian. But yeah. Tough. Yeah, very tough fight, very, very tough fight, especially if people are questioning your chin. Brian hits like a f**king tank. Awful fight. You'll see he's not doing any favours now that the UFC doesn't do favors unless you're certain fighters. Man, really, unless you're Connor, there's no favors. Done a good job who's had a good job. Dana White UFC, he has a good job. They've done a good job because I'm excited as f**k. Oh, this fight card, huh? Yeah, it's phenomenal. Mean, you know, it's UFC 296, Real Housewives of the UFC. I thought they should call them Real Housewives, the UFC, the only man to compete with it is Spokane, Washington. Brian Gallant, UFC 296, just called drama. There's so much drama here. Drama go. Let's see what else you got. Oh goodness. Oh, you want curtains? OK, all right. If we can start current events, let's get in the car. Go ahead. Way I feel like this press conference that's going to happen. That will probably be one of the bigger ones because of all this drama, which would be great for the UFC. Obviously, Pantoja and Brandon Royval are like, What the f**k? I know. Do we get to words here? We're the co-main event UFC tonight. Shut your f**king mouth. Yeah, yeah, it's going to get nasty with Ian and Colby. I just can't get nasty. I'm stoked. That's why Leon's just like so class is like whatever. Just rolls with it. But Ian and Colby on there? Oh yeah. And then I've got two bad English do take my money. Yeah. And Ian said he's going to show up to I think I read somewhere he's going to show up because people thought because he wasn't in the embedded episodes that maybe he would not want to show up. But yeah, he should show up. He should. This. So Jake Paul's fight is actually this Friday. I didn't realize it was coming so quickly to someone. So Jake Paul put on the biggest name in combat sports and then write at Sony was due to fight on Saturday. Nobody knows. Yeah. Like, I just saw the weigh ins this morning and I was like, Oh my goodness, this is. And I don't know why Paul is doing this. It's like, who are you doing this for? Unless it's for himself to prove he can prove he can compete with legit boxers. But you know, I think you're making less money. It's a tougher fight. You're doing the same amount of training. You're making less money, less people going to see it. Who is this? Andre August got a like a low level pro boxer, just like a guy, literally. And Paul still minus 650 favorite? Yeah, that's strange. It sounds like he's. Like doing this for himself to see, but also maybe he's doing to the haters to be like, Look, I beat a real boxer, so you want me a box, be like, now we don't care. Like, that's never going to go away. Mm hmm. Yeah. Never. His beat like a Canelo before those haters and like, there you go. You know, it's it's not happening here. So keep fighting the old me guys are making all the money. We all tune in this. I don't even know what's going on. I didn't think about it. Yeah, I hope he wins. I like Jake. I hope he wins. Sounds like you. Well, my my six foot is a huge favorite. We are nobody's talking about what's it on even our own? OK, I'll definitely watch it. All right. So I have been scouting the next top athletes for the NFL. Don't move. I'm very good at my job. And check out this monster suit one hour in a minute. Oh big daddy. Let's go. He has dreads and oh man, that kid's got to get on a diet. Oh yeah. I think it goes down pretty easily. That's fine. Understand he a big boy. But one handed, that's impressive. One handed throw the highlight of his athletic career all downhill. Now what? Yeah, this guy in Australia got into a fight with a shark and yet had the time to film his leg being better off what he filmed it. Oh yeah, dude. Whatever it takes for the Graham, we'll show a little bit of this, but obviously not show us all of it not being on the episode. I don't know. Oh, but it already got them. I want to see the shark. Well, see, I have a selfie stick. Oh, so maybe. But I got you w what languages? This is Italian Australian accent. Oh please. That's all we get. That's all you got. Yeah. I wanted more. That's got to hurt. Like, what kind of shark was it? Says Monster Great White. I need more. Yeah, out there has to be great. I think TV or or tiger shark or a bull shark. Well, I would imagine Bull Island in Australia, a lot of great white central out there, but it looks so like shallow. He's right now. I think he's swam in right guys right now. He was like this, like he swam in reggae's Oh God, man, what about a leg? Uh, let's see. You got to tie tourniquet around that whole lot. Hmm. Think about if you're the guy that there is looking at much, that's crazy. That sucks. So bad. Great white shark mauled cap kayaker after capsize. But look what he says here. My grandfather protected me. No, I says I no longer have a leg, but I'm alive. That's and they are the key to that whole statement. Is my grandfather protected? Not good enough. Well, where was he when the shark was ripping your leg over the kid with it, with a with a lot of f**king African ground on his African greyhound? That's a smart hair in the world, right? That's a bit of an African. I love that. That's an African gray. They can speak more words. They can literally they can say, come and tickle me. They literally have sat yelling, can take a bunch of words. Who gives a f**k? Do they know what they're saying? Yeah, I know crazy. This kid got his leg bit off by a shark. Your highlands. That bird saved him. Dude, that bird die from. That's that's his Dodge RAM. But he's got the shark in the eye. I like the sport kid's leg. It's off. Sounds like Sweet Bird. You know that bird? The kid's like what? By the way, it bit him right on the knee. Like, that's fun. They're going to try to save his knee, so it probably bit him right below the knee or like on the knee. That would suck. There's a go fund me, though. You know, injury. Seventy thousand is already pretty darn good to have that covered. It's not going to, but I'm saying that's pretty. That would suck. So Bad Shark just puts your whole f**king leg in his mouth that much. That's a lot of meat right there. See that? Oh, Foxx did better. I'll take that. That looks delicious. And they just go, Oh, I thought I thought, Sharks don't attack humans the f**k out of here. So here's another one Kanye is back to being kind. I don't think there's much to say about this. You guys can go. Well, it's a Black Hood, though. I it's still a hood. Yeah, but we're always looking for s**t. Doesn't it's sound weird. Kanye is just doing like this weird shot, but also just make good music, dude. He dropped that sample of the Backstreet Boys. Yeah. And then the Backstreet Boys, like, we didn't give you the authority to do that, really? Yeah, we did not. But he released it back. It's like, Hey, man, your money. It's funny. I think he's going to weather any storm, right? He's kind of untouchable now, right? He set down his music so good. It's just different. Did you think it was tough? Yeah, but he weathered that storm. The Black Hood stuff. Yeah, it's tough to be a fan of his, you know? But he just knows how to ride that edge because we're all like. Yeah, but it's a Black Hood. And also he's with black people and also he's black as they are. You know, he just knows he's so famous. No one in the back was like, You really, you want to wear that? Yeah. Like, no one was like, Do you? I'm not telling him anything. That's the problem. That's why he's in this situation. It's like, I'm a child of Gary. Don't tell me anything. That's the problem. This is the craziest s**t ever. So if any of your wives ever raise bugs, you know this guy is so this guy is the heir to the $11 billion amassed for a fortune, has no one to give the money to and is adopting his fifty two year old gardener and just passing it on to the gardeners. All yes, dude. That is actually incredible. Yeah. He's unmarried, has no children. Ozone stands to pass down billions of dollars to their misfortune. Currently valued 220 billion. He's owning an 11 billionaire, so he's only one of the only only one of the kids, but only 11 bill he owns. He owns five to six percent of the House. Yeah, I'd like to see this gardener who's going to go on a binge and ruin all I would. I don't know if you want someone to love him, bill. You can't. I would like him. I don't. I don't think you can. You can. That's that someone like you and then win the lottery to get one hundred million. They're not going to show his face. I could buy 100 million trucks. I can do that and I can buy properties. 11. Build B. You have probably. He probably thinks that that he's a white gardener. No, no, no. That's not fair. He probably thinks that gardeners are most decent man he's ever met. Wait a minute. If you're a gardener, when you're a gardener, if I got, I got a story for you. When you're a gardener for that dude. OK. You know everything about your art. You're an artist. You're a f**king haiku. You're like a zen master. So I got something for you on the I talked to the guy and gave his garden a but I talked to the foremost expert on trees. You want to hear something crazy? He's the foremost expert on trees. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let's go. Oh my god, you blow your f**king mind. Did you do this with a karma? Watch this. Watch this ! Holy cow ! Watch this ! Give it to me when a deer starts eating. So. So how did how do trees communicate? They communicate. Yeah, they communicate. Like literally the way we communicate how they do it. I don't know anybody through the route. No. So we got roots. There is there is basically fungi underground. It's like mushroom fungi. It's like a web. It's literally like the internet. It's literally like this. But listen, listen, listen. Listen. This is this is fascinating. This is fast. I'm listening. So it's like this this one? Yes, right? OK. When a deer starts eating the tree over here. Right here. This tree sends a message to this tree and this tree, and the message is, Hey, dude, I'm getting eaten by a f**king deer. Raise the tannin levels in your leaves, make your leaves super bitter or you're going to get eaten. So this tree turns their leaves within a half hour to better for the deer to eat it. And they talk to each other. And what's up now? Vegans? I know you want to give a s**t for killing pigs in cows. Yeah, the trees communicate like the pigs do about this. Then you get to like giant redwoods, but you have a little tree. But why is that still a little trees getting zero sunlight? So how is it growing? Hmm, interesting. How big is the large trees give these trees nutrients? OK. They get their kids like it's their kids. I got one even f**king better. Hey, real quick going question, was this podcast more than for the podcast? It was. I was having dinner in England. Oh, I thought this guy was the botanist to the Queen of England, and she's dead now. So he's the one who's in charge of England now the king. So you're saying this is a podcast? Yeah. And then there was some other insane thing where when the now when the f**king phone guy that is giving messages to the trees, if the trees don't give some of their nutrients to the fungi, the f**king fungi cuts that tree off. Turn it on them. This is all scientifically documented. There is a whole world going on and they're all talking to each other. Where are you going to? What the f**k is going on here? It's fine. It's Fern going. It's Fern guy. And oh, and another thing a tree itself. When an insect starts eating the tree on this side, the tree will tell the leaves over here, Hey, guys, turn your tannins up. Tannin tastes better. Yeah, it's f**king nuts. That's just one. Take some a half an hour to change literally less sometimes. Yeah, it should be less. They can change their whole body. But but the crazy thing is the tree next to them. All the trees next to them get get a message and fruit does the same, right? And then those trees that got the message will give that tree nutrients like, Hey, thanks a lot. Here's a little something for you. Get the f**k out of here. It's a different world man in that crazy, wild, wild. It's basically exactly how human beings it's like you if you want to treat others. Do you have my mark and brain? Take notes? Image out Gary's wife. Here's my mark and brain. That guy should start a podcast called Trees Gone Wild. He should, because there'd be a lot of people that would actually be into it. Yeah, I don't think so. But again, you have to know about trees. I mean, you have to know that's why we listen to it. So it's obvious educators untrue. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, because he's gone wild God, and he travels all over the world just to look at the trees. There's a tree that lived that that's 8000 years old, 8000 years old in the it's in like, I think Joshua Tree actually is out there, like right in this state. I'd rather be in solitary or it's in some really, really dry area eight thousand years old. Eight thousand is the oldest tree. Vandals cut it down. Oh yeah. Vandals were like, Let's think he tells his family like, babe. They did call back to go see this redwood, but he brings his family. She's like, It's not going anywhere. He brings his family with him everywhere. Yeah. And they're all like this. He is. This is the first year where his wife is like, Hey, can we go to Hawaii and not go too far? There's trees in Hawaii, trees going to palm trees. Can we, you know, palm trees talk normal vacation. So do you take an a somewhere in the middle of the Congo to look at a tree? All trees matter. This farm was made of wood. Yeah. When got you? f**k, I forgot about that. About trees. All right. So did you see this stuff? This footage about Claressa Shields sparring another boxer named Art Archers? I don't know how amateur was sitting. He posted a video of the padding out of it. Yeah, so she's accusing him of this. So she says she's never been dropped or knocked out in like 17. I don't know how many years on, but also real quick. So this is a footage that everybody gets caught. Yes. Oh, it has VIDEO. Yes, it's a soul brother, god dog. That's actually homeboys going all out. So she's accusing him of taking the padding out of the gloves, and then this is her actually talking about it here. Yeah, this gets crazy. Yeah. Are we positive you about it? You know, not so this is her accusation about is a pretty girl. Oh yes. Why can't it? That's why you deal with what you're dealing with now, which with your health issues, because you is an individual. He no, he thymosin. These gloves were gifted by Roberto Duran to me, and I didn't know that the padding was that all the padding had the gloves in a pair of has zero to no padding. That's what it's about. You think I've got a problem? We get in drop is boxing. It happens. I don't his heart. I don't see stars. I don't know who like where. We're where. I couldn't eat for three days for a heavyweight coming up when I was 70. I'm not being dropped, but what I will say is when I'm trying to cheat me, you got me. And yes, I ran to my car and I grab my knife and I was going to cut Derrick Santo. You have to stop. I love it. God damn. Because I was like, Oh, I don't ever cheat against me. I'm not mad about getting a job to anybody who think that I am mad about it. User user Oh, so the guy the guy admitted he's a guy I didn't know there wasn't padding because he brought their pride, confirmed it said Roberto Duran gave me these gloves in 1962. I love a g*****n knife. Like f**k. Detroit. Should Detroit go pick it up? And he's hard. Let her be ambassador. Ah, she's tough, cookie. Have you guys seen this video yet or no? Yeah, it's no. I haven't seen it. OK, so I'll play for you. It's so amazing. Me and George have seen this video, but I guess the this hasn't. And Brendan, you haven't. So just check this out. This is really, really powerful. It's really good. It's another Eddie Murphy VIDEO It's about men's just mental health. Wow. I mean, you guys. Oh, you do. God is exercising in that. As a week. My friends matter outside the. Are they actors? Yeah. Which is. Now. Yep. It's pretty close. Yeah. He died. Killed his friend, pregnant and no his friend case. He murdered his wife did that because it made us not be so sad. The real serious bride is it's no, he's really committed suicide. Yeah, no s**t. You can't. You can't see the the joke due to illness. Yeah. Clearly rid of his body. Try to knock on the door. You f**ked it up. You know, serious. How does she look at her? She doesn't get it. She was like 50 million views in like six days. That's such a good video. Yeah, that is sad. I know. But it's like it's it's it's good to know this dude. I bet on the wrong dog. The guy in the left comments was like my cross, my arms after every f**king podcast. But I was like, That was so powerful. I said it was love. It is this another honest person that I just saw this and thought it was amazing. And I don't. I don't know if it's real. The halftime show it could be. On the movie Fresh Birthday. It's my birthday. Come on, that's real. That's pretty crazy. That's real. Yeah, it's pretty cool. That's nuts. Al Haig, how is he getting that high jumps jumps off? Yeah, it's there's a big backflip by that guy. I thought a guy ought to take it easy. Someone said those boards were made of cinnamon toast crunch. They must be like the ladies. They're super. Yes. Is super like a resume dunk. A basketball style? Oh yeah, they've been. They've been more surprising to me on this. I think that's that's it. All right. You have to Nike's going down this frickin Saturday. Watch the Fight companion live with Cheeto Vera Rampage Jackson myself. That starts at 7:00 p.m. Pacific Time on Think Boy YouTube tour dates. I'll be turning around L.A., but I'm in Nashville January 25th. Then two shows in Austin. That's Jan. 26. Twenty seventh. Get your tickets. I think boy dot com guys off the hook comedy club. I'm in Spokane this Friday, Saturday, then off the comedy club. You know where that is. Naples, Florida, December 21, 22 23 and then Comedy Zone Charlotte December 28, 29 30 31. Let's go. No, I'm sorry. December 29, 30 31. That's Charlotte Comedy Zone. I'll see you there. Love you guys. I guys love you. 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