The Return of Kristin Cavallari!

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This is Justin may not be exactly who you were expecting, but I am going to take full advantage of this opportunity to say welcome to group therapy on behalf of the one and only CCB. That's right, Kaitlyn Bristowee. Now you may remember me as that guy with the uncontrollable facial expressions from Katie's season, and although that may be correct, which you might not know, but what you do know if you're at the DC Live show is that my ballet routine is on match. That's correct. From now on, only referred to me as clear pirouette poppy. And while we're on the topic of dancing, I mean, I don't know where this rumor of Justin hates the dance. Justin does not like to dance at all. I couldn't tell you where that came from. All I can say is don't believe everything you hear. But I got to say the D.C. crowd. Y'all brought it at that live show, ladies, and shout out to the few gentlemen that were in attendance. I see you. I appreciate you and I respect your. Y'all were a crazy bunch. I'm seriously considering growing my hair a second we're doing with y'all. But speaking of hair, specifically eyebrow hair, I did end up busting out a confession that I swore I was going to take with me to the grave. Mortifying, embarrassing. All I can do is hope and pray that you all have just as embarrassing pre-teen horror stories. God enhanced me even thinking about it. Unfortunately for me, fortunate for you all that you're going to get to hear this. You'll hear that same intense debates over iced coffee, dating life and a whole lot more. So sit back and enjoy yourself. My guest is tonight. Let me let me pump his tires for a second, because this is why I have notes. Are you guys proud of me? I have notes at home. OK, so my guess for today, he's a lot of incredible things. He's career driven. He has an artistic side. He's romantic. He knows he's a catch. But one thing he is not is a man of mystery because his facial expressions say it all. He was an absolute favorite on Katie's season and so fun to have on the podcast. And now here, live with all of you, please welcome and give a really big round of applause for Mr Justin Gray. Isn't it fun? Yes, Hunt may fill yourself up. J. Gee, in the House, Justin K B Oh my girl. Oh guy, I'm so excited you're here. It took a lot of work to get him here. I will have, you know, the bachelor contracts are a b***h. They tried to hold us back. They tried to hold us back. They really do. Justin, how are you? What is going on? What's new in your life? How do you have the time to come? Visit us all today? He's like, it's a Uday's days. Actually, I don't. I don't know. Days blend Saturday. He's like, It's a Saturday. I don't. Yeah, because you you've got a job, man. I know everyone. What's that about? I hope. I hope this doesn't get back to like like, man, how much longer you here for, you know, if you got one foot in, one foot out? Yeah, like that bonus hits in like two weeks. I still got two weeks in me. Yeah, I mean, it's tough when you come off the show and you go into it, and I know Jason had the same issue. He was like he he did a whole spreadsheet on like the probability of how long he was going to be there. That's what you finance guys do. Yeah, big excel sheet guy. And so he was like, well, the probability like he thought he was going home like week two, the probability. Oh yeah. And he did a whole presentation for his office to get to be able to go on. Even though he was like, I didn't really want to go on, I'm like, You made an Excel spreadsheet. You literally had a PowerPoint presentation set up to go on the shelf. I thought he was going home week two. Yeah, I feel like most of America thought I was too late. Well, you know, it's just guys just and I will say, I knew you weren't sure that I knew you aren't because I was behind the scenes. And it's so funny because you were every like, I'm not just saying like viewers are like producers loved you. Like, I was so shocked with the little amount of screentime you got because everyone loved you, including Katie. Here we go with the facial expressions. It's going to be all night. It's going to be all that. I can't. I can't help it. It's going to be don't ever help it. That's your shtick. As all people know about me, you know, we know more about you now because you know, you're hangry. Oh, it's bad. Yeah. Justin and I have been known to have a few disagreements in our life, really just once, but it was on my podcast last night. You're on. Can you raise your hand if you liked iced coffee year round, all year round? You. Thank you all. No matter what the negative 30, I don't care. Catch me with an iced coffee. Catch with an iced coffee. When you raise your hand, if you think it's weird to drink hot coffee in the middle of the summer, not that many. Thank you, huh? Not that many thought it was. I was over 50 percent. I would say I was 40. I would say it was 40 percent. I I clearly have a big hot coffee guy, and Justin, here is a big cold coffee guy. But I have science to back me up where hot coffee, hot beverages and you're like, Did we do we really come here to talk about coffee and weekends? OK, I'm sorry, Ryan. But hot coffee in the summer cools down your body temperature, motherf**ker. I'm like, girl. I spent like an hour after that podcast trying to debunk that, and I couldn't find a source that said otherwise. I was from my dad and is a smart man, Mike. My dad, Mike. He knows his coffee is still weird. So it's not. I like cold coffee when I'm hung over and I like hot coffee otherwise. And you know what? To each their own, I have some questions for you. Just I'm just I'm a really deep, hard hitting questions all the vinyls want to know. You dating, huh? Was the connection bad, did you hear me? Are you dating? I haven't paid my billions so far. You said, What are you dating? Like act like Am I dating site? Everyone ask him. One, two three. Are you dating? Did you hear us now? That's OK. I'm not dating anyone, but I am like dating. OK, like I'm open. Yeah, you're open to dating. You've been on dates. Single. I want to know in your dating life. Well, first of all, Katy's single, would you right? Oh. I got everything I'm going through a dead zone again, would you say I am? We'll say, we'll say it on three will say Katie Single, would you? One, two three. Now, did you hear he had if if y'all were me, what would you? I think that was one hundred percent. I think it was I was like, I literally thought everyone would say yes, yes, she thank you. Thank you. Nobody's. Yeah. She said, you are nobody's third choice. No, I heard that I try to ignore it. But you mean third? That's nice. He's not my third. Yeah. Wait. He was. You're like the rest, don't you remind me of the rest of them? He was second. Yeah, but a lot happened in that time. A lot happened to two, three, four or five, whatever you wanna call it, like there is like that. Like, I don't know, I feel like since Andrew left and then things started getting weird and then Michael left and then Greg, you saw how stressed I was when you came in. Yeah. Again, bottom line. He's single and and ready to mingle. Not with Katie. Correct. Quick little cue for my vinous listening out there. Do you ever feel overwhelmed when it comes to handling personal finances? I'm raising my hand and I even have Jason. I promise you aren't the only one. Credit Karma is here to help you make those big decisions with more confidence, like maybe a home renovation or paying down some credit card bills. They're here to help you find a loan that works for you. Credit Karma uses your credit data to show you fresh personal loan offers that truly are personalized for you. On Credit Karma, you can check out multiple loan offers side by side and get this. 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OK, I actually thought I was very shocked. I asked that last night in New York, I was like, How do people feel about it? And everyone was like, No. And I thought people would have loved it. Did you? Yeah, it's messy, don't we? Isn't that why we all watch The Bachelor and The Bachelorette? Because we like to watch it messy. OK, we've moved on. OK. But people will. It's funny. Bachelor World, you know, they're like so many good people come out of that franchise. I've made so many good friends. And then there are some real dicks out there. Yeah. I want to know and I got a fiancee out of it. I want to know. What your non-negotiables are in a relationship, what is something that you're like? She smokes or like she like, what? What is that a non-negotiable? Oh, sure. Girls, we love our show. Our girls grow. Yes. We don't discriminate with the home, we love all shapes, sizes and colors here. Did you ever forget it? What's your non-negotiable? The sick? The cigarettes was a good one. I wouldn't say that's top. I mean, non-negotiable. Like, are we being seriously serious here? Fine. It's not all jokes and fart jokes here. We get deep sometimes. I mean, why didn't it? Oh, oh, oh, I said, we go deep, we go deep. Sometimes we get some bad sex jokes. Thank you. You are a true vine over there. Spoken like a true vine. OK, like mint chocolate chip ice cream. She likes it. What do you do? She's out. Yeah, she's she's a she's not a child. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm doing. I'm joking. I'm sorry. No, he's joking. But we've got enough room in the freezer for several ice cream flavors. It literally is like you put a tube of toothpaste in the freezer and like with a couple of chocolate chips, right? Right. If you enjoy cold toothpaste for dessert, I do you think? Yeah. What's your favorite Typekit like basic flavors like exotic meat in general? I got a sweet tooth like we can go for hours on this, but no one ice cream flavor in the world like standard, dude. It's not that deep. I know that ice cream flavor, cookies and cream. Yeah, cookies and cream. You can't go wrong. It's reliable, but I love anything with caramel. OK, anything else? Is it even from Canada by any chance here? For Real. Keno caramel bars. We don't have those in the states caramel. You'd like that. It's a caramel bar. Kara Milk. I say milk. Weird, OK, caramel milk c a r is like chocolate and i l k and it's a bar and it's little squares with caramel filled in the middle. Oh, I would like that. It's nice. I like that. No, but we have an ice cream shop in Baltimore that does crazy flavors and it's like, go to the smoky flavor. Yeah, but be more. Let's be more like they go crazy. They go crazy with. Let me ask you this. What is your worst date experience you've ever had? Oh my god. All right. So are you going OK? Yes. So I met. I met this girl off of Hinge, I believe, and got to a great start. Times get tough. Sometimes, no. I respect all forms of dating. Meet anywhere these days. Yeah, so so we went out on this date. Was this pre or post Bachelor Show Pre pre? Oh, OK, I'm not on Hinge. Oh, OK. It was. They brought my radio. Why not? Yeah, I'm tired. No, no, the front row is icy tonight, so I'm big on like, you know, I don't like small talk, you know, like if the vibe is there through text, whatever like you can, you can. You can tell sometimes, you know. And it was there, you know, we had planned on going out on like a Thursday, I believe. And she was like playing a kickball game or something. We hadn't talked for a couple of hours. And then she, like cold, called me, I don't know. I'm like cold, cold, cold. Like, I don't know. Like, I had never talked on the phone before. Know you could save 30 percent or more with Geico. We've been trying to contact you about your car insurance, so I'll I'll make a long story short anyway. So she called me out of nowhere. So I'm like, OK, she must, because I didn't want to like double Typekit like, Hey, we're still hanging out tonight, you know? So she don't do that. Don't look vulnerable, like you do just come off national television before the show. Oh, right. So she called me. She was like, Hey, like, I'm almost ready. Like, you want to go? I'm like, OK, cool. She's got Obama on the corner. Oh, I'm not proud of where we went to her. It was nothing like extravagant. It was like, we're already getting drinks on a Thursday. It was her. I was devastated or something. I was ready to go to dinner. She just said she was tired. So you don't have to go on your drinks. I just want to hear the bad part go to get. We go to get drinks and she's sitting like the bars here, the front doors here, she's sitting where you're sitting. I'm sitting here. She yeah, she's looking here. And that's exactly she did the whole time. I'm trying to have a conversation. She's just looking out the door. I'm like. And I like to think I can, like, hold a conversation. I can talk to a good variety of people. And she's she's like, So tell me, like, you have any brothers or do you? And I'm like, Okay, like, I'm talking about my brother. She likes a lot of question. My brother like, OK, what you do for work? Like, OK, standard stuff. And I'm telling her, and she's just like, Whoa, OK. Do you like it? And I'm like, It's cool. I like to try to be like, What do you do? And then she's like, She would ask another question, Yeah, it's like, and she's on her phone. I'm like. Like, so my favorite food is like. Yeah. And she like, that's when I knew it, when I knew it was done, she hit me with a yawn and I was like, Oh, Justin, you're like, not even like a discreet like, hold it. And she was like. Like Patty, and I think she did because y'all know me like I couldn't hide anymore, so I was just like. And she was like, I'm so sorry, like long day work kick blah blah blah. You're good. And then she goes, she goes, Wait, actually, can we switch seats? Because I'm a little, I'm a little 80D and I keep getting distracted by people walking by. OK. So when you went on The Bachelorette, did you hear from her? No, but I did hear from a lot of others. Oh, it's the back to the car. Yeah. The best is the people that come out of the woodwork after you go on the show, like, really, they got left on. Read everything transparent. Oh yeah. Yeah. Left. Don't read. You don't got time for that. Hmm. Hey, stranger, how you been? Oh my god. That's exactly what they say. Hey, stranger. Yep, yep. Oh, I at least before I even I switched my number. Did you? Yeah, I had one too many hey, strangers and I was like, You know what? You? No, it's OK. It's your words, OK? I feel like I might have told this on my podcast years ago, but this is a true story. There is a guy that I met when I was serving at a restaurant. He's a pilot and he's really cute. And he asked me to go on a date. It was not pilot. I was going to bite my tongue on that one. No, I think I actually think he's a nice guy. I just have opinions. OK? So he asked me to go on a date and I was like, Oh my gosh. The hot pilot from the restaurant asked me to go on a date. And he made it in the afternoon. OK, fine, fine pilot. I mean, he's got weird. Hours were day. The week was. Unlike you, I don't remember it was a Thursday. I don't think it's so bad. I don't know it. It was not a weekend. It was a weird time to do a day date. And he and I'm all for a gay bar. But he took me to a gay bar lounge that was like barely open and he ordered potato skins. What's going on? I too love of potatoes again. I too love a potato skin. But how weird is that combo? Yeah. I'm going to take you in the day to a gay bar for lunch and order you potato skins. I also hate when a guy orders me food. He spoke for you. Yes. I hate it. It's one of my biggest pet peeves. I was a hostess, like when I was like 19, and women would come in with their husbands and I'd be like, Oh, sure, what's the name, what name you want to put down to be on the wait list? And they'd be like Mike. And I'd be like, You can tell me your name, and I'd always say it. I'd be like, I want to know your name. Like, Yeah, I don't like that. I mean, it's sad. So anyways, you potato skins, anyways, it's time to confess. The best part of a podcast, so embarrassing. Well, I embarrass myself on the regular, so do you have one for us today? I mean, you can't come to a live off the vine show and not have a confession. It's so bad. It's so bad. We love so bad. It's so bad. But but everybody put up your right hand and you say, Justin, we are here to support you through your embarrassing s**t and we promise to maybe, maybe Instagram it. But probably not. And we love you. Thanks, guys. You're in the safe place. Good. I've got several that I could probably pull for. Oh, well, yeah, confessions. You know? You guys are used to hearing my podcast or I'm like, It's just like a normal thing now to talk about s**tting your pants. But like for people like Justin, like I got I got a few in the tank here. Yeah. So I try to pick one that would be fitting here. So, so obviously, you know, the whole facial expressions eyebrow the whole. I get it all right. The eyebrows always the thing. So I tell you as an embarrassing eyebrow story. Perfect. Yeah, it's got to be bad because like, how about an eyebrow story? I think it's bad. Happy ending eyebrows. Is that? Meantime, no, I was probably about 11 at the time, so no. Oh, this is like this is like circa 2007, 2008. I'm in middle school. Yeah. And and like people used to, like make fun of how thick my eyebrows were, right? Literally, literally. So like in middle school, like my dad's eyebrows cut deep. You know, eventually it got to me and I was like, You know what? Enough of this s**t. Yeah. So as a seventh grader does, oh no. You over two. I go up to the bathroom. Oh. I find my dad's Clippers. Guys, literally bath water running like, you know, this s**t. And I tried to go light, I thought I was going to be late. I'm like, I'm like, I'm promicin. These things now. You know, when I tell you guys, I took my eyebrows off on each side, they were pencil thin. Do you have a photo? I could probably fail. Finally, we got to post it on our I got to go in the aisle in the archives. It so so I cut them down and I looked in the mirror. I was like, Holy s**t. I said, Who is this who? There were pencil thin, right? The arch was on point of the arches on point C seven. That gives me when will my reflection show who I am inside? That's what you're saying. Correct? Of course. Yes. Yes. So I looked at myself and I was like, This shower can only last for so long. I got to face my parents like, this is so I go downstairs. And my mom was like, What? She does she excuse me. And I was like, I should have played off. I was like, What? Like, what is this? Then I'm like, What, mom? She said, What did you do? So what you mean? What I do? What did you do? I said I just try to clean them up a little bit. I don't know. And the worse I went, I had to go to school, right? I was like, How how long does it take for Eiger eyebrows to go back in forever? I learned the hard way. Yeah, when I said, so, here's here's the funny part I went back to school and people like I was so embarrassed they would look at me. They were like, Hmm, you look different. And they couldn't put their finger. I was like, What you mean? And they were like, You look different. And I was like, No, I don't. I don't know. And nobody could figure out. One person was like, Did you shave your eyebrows? No, I would never. What do you mean, stupid? For weeks, people were like, You look different. We can't figure out what it was, those eyebrows or eyebrows, and no one could figure it out. 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Oh, just kidding. Sorry, guys. You're like me. And it's clear it was like I went to number the pages for you tonight. I was like, There's four. Can I really not keep track of them for? Oh, then it sees you was really making sure I can see them. OK, here we go. Charades, let's do it. You guys feel free to help me on this. OK? Some of these are wild, so use your imagination. OK. Use your imagination. Here we go. These are. These are we? OK. And I can only imagine you're going to judge me for these. But Herb and Tommy? Anybody remember them from the recipe, Tommy? My hometown guys. Yeah, they're the hometown dates, guys. OK. OK. All right. So here's the first one. OK. They showed her where's erm, where's erm, all the seeds and parsley? Get ready. Yeah, I'm ready. The first one? Yeah, it's this is wild. OK, I can't believe I'm. OK, all right. Well, it's for me, yeah, I'm ready. All right, I'm in a tropical rainforest. OK. I can't do that. You're right. I'm in Baltimore. OK, so picking apples, picking bananas, banana biting a peeling a banana, eating a banana by eating a banana with your teeth, peeling a banana with your teeth. Ding. Ding ding. One one for one. OK, OK. Number two. OK. Stretching. Ballet dancing. Oh yeah. I couldn't even get into my routine. Well, because I was about to go crazy with the toes. I mean, do it. I did ballet. No, I wasn't. I did ballet my whole life. I knew your foot was up on the bar and your stretching. Oh oh, oh oh. A bit of an Irish jig, if you will. Oh oh great. Well, hamstring inches in height. Oh wow. The height that you got on that jet was impeccable. Ten out of ten and I am a tough judge like carrion and I. Let them know to know your crystal ball win win, not third, not second. Your winner? Oh gosh, the Moon. Again. Yeah, and they go really quick, really quick. Well, we'll do a couple more. This guy's not having it right here. Blue shirt. I saw you're having fun, you're smiling. You know what, I'm going to guess your name is probably Chad. Just kidding, Mark. You OK? I would have guessed, said A.J.. OK. Are you having a good time? Oh, Dolan. He went like this. Yeah, yeah. I love you. Are you AJ's girlfriend, wife, fiancee, wife? Look at the ring. Six years. Congratulations. Two babies. You know what? I take it back, A.J.. I like you. I like you, A.J.. You have two babies at home and you're still making a date night with all of us here. I wanna sex you up. No, I don't. Check out where she wants to sex you up. Hey, hey. She wants to set you up. Hey, hey. Give it to him. Yes. Aha ! Yes. What's your name? Oh, that's nice. What's your name? Chelsea. Yeah, Chelsea and AJ, they're going to have such good sex tonight. They're going to make baby number three. She's like, No, no, no. Well, if you do, you have to name it, Kaitlyn. OK, give me another charade. All right. This is getting out of hand. All right. Well, we'll start. We'll start easy. Then we'll get into some more weird ones. OK. All right. This one easy. Yeah. Oh oh, I am milking a cow. That was very sensual. OK. OK. I don't want to do this one. I don't want to do this one. Yeah, blowjob. Oh, handjob eating a banana hot dog. Oh oh, Jesus, a blowjob, that's a bloody licking. The tip, just the tip. What, though? Oh, looking at ice cream cone? Licking a lollipop? Thank God. Jesus, Murphy. OK. You just made all the single girls in here very uncomfortable licking your lips like you. Some of your lips. What Malcolm says? Thank you. Oh, that's what I would have never guessed that. I was like, What do you make and everything so sexual? I just do what? I'm so good, milk girl. All right. Pooping. Sitting on the toilet, squatting, squatting potty basketball. But. Was giving birth to a basketball. Above workout ball workout, above symbol of squats on a ball. What those it bounce are going to work. Oh, that's really good, OK? Those as as I was going to get squats on a workout ball. OK. So riding a horse? Oh, was I right? Straddling a horse? Seven. Horse riding cowboy. I have never been to D.C. before. OK, I drove through once I drove through once and I was like, I don't know what the crowd's going to be like. I don't know. You guys were my favorite big crowd. They. Thank you so much, Justin, for being my guest tonight. We love you. You're amazing. We've got a lot of single girls really sliding into your DMs tonight. Thanks for listening volcanoes. I'm Justin Glees and your session is now ending. Thanks for listening to Off the Vine. Grape Therapy ! Tune in to hear new mini sales every Thursday and check out new full length episodes every Tuesday. Exclusively on PodcastOne dot com. The PodcastOne app and subscribe on Apple Podcasts. Who's are with with TV? 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