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The Fighter & The Kid
01:36:16 10/26/2023

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Now, when you walk down the street in West Hollywood, are you getting recognized now and again? Not as bad as in nowhere, near as bad as London? Know you guys are Tom Cruise in London. You guys are massive. He guys a big yet to be. Appreciate it. Boys are crushing it, man. I'm a fan. I was howling. It's tough to make me laugh on iPods. The. Dude f**king what I tell him. He called me when I take a page because this is how was like, you're like a smart dude. When you're talking about when people call and then they sent you things talk dark brown, they're talking about worst things someone's ever said to them, Oh my god. Yeah, bro. OneRepublic alboreto Parola. It was so, so funny. And you talk about whether we're talking about fancy ways to say you're ugly. Yeah, oh no. That was my favorite. We take our bloodline very seriously, right? You don't have the symmetry that's needed. But my fear was that it was like coming from an outsider. Yeah, very privileged. Yeah. Yes. I think for people outside of perspective, yeah, areas right now you're not. You're Nigerian by by ethnicity is. Is there pressure from your family? That was. Yeah. Because usually if you're going to step outside the Nigerian, yeah, even the Yoruba clan, you're going to have some, you're going to take some s**t. Yeah. So I think it's different for me because I was born and bred in the UK as opposed to born and raised, and you couldn't tell me that accent then moved to the UK then, but there was a bit more pressure when I was young, especially because have an older sister and she's more intellectual than me, and she went through like the not necessarily engineering, but she went through was smarter than me. She went to a better uni than me. She got more better grades than me, you know? So yeah, it was more of like a comparison thing. But as soon as as soon as I said, I'm going to leave my job to start doing this full time, though, like just make sure you're sure, you know, just make sure your show is going to work. I've got faith in you, but just make sure I show. But now they're cool. Yeah, you know, we'll talk about it now. Yeah, take him to dinners. Yeah, see what's up now? When did you and when did you guys know to kind of quit the nine to five? Um, for me personally, I quit way before we could. We could afford to. Yeah, yeah. We had like a set. We like when when stuff started to cook and we were getting better and bigger. We had like a whiteboard in our in our office or not cool. If we're making this much, we can go part time. If we go this much, we can make full time. I don't even think we reached the part time thing. And I was working. This is during lockdown and everyone was working from home and I'd set up an office at my mum's house and I was like, every day like, I'm going to kill myself. I can't do this anymore. I'm like, f**k this job. She can't handle it anymore. So, yeah, I being in a cubicle. Yeah, it was. My mom called me, so she goes, I'm working in a cubicle. Yeah, bro, because I can't. I go. Exactly. Yeah, you got to find your plan. Your escape now. I was dying. So yeah, one day I was just, I call. I just rang. My boss was like, Dude, I'm sorry. My eyes well, I was watching you guys podcasts. The beautiful thing is that you guys, just like us would be doing that s**t together in a bar or in a parking lot. So, you know, you know what I'm saying? What's that? Say Pub the pub apology? Yeah, his mom is British, so I did know that day. But and now people can hear you guys just basically tell dick jokes, which is what we do. Yeah, we haven't got a pet. We don't have over a thousand episodes. I don't think we've gone one episode and I'm being serious without alluding to the fact that we're both gay men and talking about a reference of a wiener, the his whatever. So, you know, he's fifty six. All right. Well, take it easy. Yeah, I got Typekit and skin since. Give their fans a second to take this in. See, I saw something you where you saw my body. So you, you, you looked at me and you act like that a little bit. Yeah, because it's like when you see someone so malnourished in such as, Oh, I thought I was doing better. This is not easy. Oh, no, no. You know, I thought I thought you were like, Do you play football? No, not the American guy. Yeah, like you. You'd be like a decent goalkeeper. Yes. Yes, yes. On down days, I'll play for the rec league. Yeah, I think I stands there while you try to hit him with the ball. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah. Got an orange slices for the kids? f**k this podcast. You give it a little bit of a UK Drake vibe I get or you get that all the time. It's worse now. Because obviously, getting recognized more when we were young, I would get it like all the time. But now people come up to me like, Oh my God, and I'm just, I have to go. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's not terrible recognizing you for you. Exactly. But then you get confused because sometimes I wash over like, Oh my god, oh my God, I'm like, Yeah, I'm him. And they're like, He looks almost like Drake on the picture, but it's not terrible. It's not like he's, you know, hideous. He's not hideous, but it's not like if we're talking objective, looks like he's Jason Momoa. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, those are mine. Oh yeah, he's a real man. Yeah, he is magic at top of my list. He's better looking than Drake. Thank you very much. OK, Dan Simon, I'm going. All right. All right. Let's go. The first thing I said to I know. Damn you guys. Drake Meter just had red hot. Yeah, this bad boy. And you guys have ladies or you both single or you have ladies? Yeah. Yeah, we have ladies. I love that. I love. I love young man. We got ladies. I mean, yeah, I mean, I mean, be cool off the ocean. I'll be cool. Very cool. Question for every dude is I don't know why it's loaded. It's like you're married. Yeah, you got you got a girl. Yeah, yeah, man. So anyway, you guys got a studio. This is nice. Yes, it is. Real will tell about Susan. She's my best friend. The world. My girl was pregnant for three months, four months before you even knew. I just didn't bring it up. Same thing with him. Oh boy. Yeah, I didn't know your wife's name for six. I was embarrassed. We had a party. I was like, What are you like? And this and I was getting our name like name. Oh yeah, we're bad. Let me see, though, one of these ladies some caffeine. Yeah. Get you some man. Try try one of these bad boys. What's this? That's a magic mind. That's what we take. Every magic mind basically like. It's like a was like neutral energy. Yeah, it's like a nootropics, but it's like it basically on this state. But it's all natural. It's not like chemicals and stuff. OK? It's got much more A.. Do you understand? Why are you talking like this? No, I just like I even I know he doesn't. But it's a nice Ponzi scheme, right? I wish I tried to let me know. Fourteen, ninety nine. Really good friends with the with the CEO. And the reason I chose to see is he made all his money in another industry. Then you drank too much coffee, had a heart condition and had to come up with an alternative to coffee. Oh wow. So I know he makes it. He doesn't. He doesn't have to make money on it. So that's why trust is still suspect when you describe it like that a little bit. Yeah, I felt like you were going to say, if you just give me like five grand now you five will get you in. Here you go big to people below. Yeah, we talk Cuban. I literally call them because they're coming up with a fizzy energy drink. And I was like, Can I get in on the action here? Let me get a little something, but it doesn't taste terrible. Doesn't taste good, right? Sweet lime and see if it makes a difference. See if I look a little clearer. What I will see was a magic mushrooms in night. You could get weird flavors, bro. Bro, I took magic mushrooms. We did Rogen this fight companion. Yeah, I love the fight. Yeah, we watch. And I took I. I got some. He gave me some chocolate, you know? But I took. Apparently you asked for it? Yeah, because you guys were f**king drinking smoking weed, which I don't want to do at 11:00 in the morning. So I go, Well, let me try some mushrooms, take the edge off. It'll be fun. I'm not a season tripper. That s**t hit me and I literally in the middle. At the end of the didn't talk, I have to catch a flight. I had two flights. I panicked, so I leave and then I get on the plane and I'm having trouble eating my popcorn. I mean, I'm I'm having trouble negotiating my hand and I start eating it. Oh my, oh jeez, you're mad that if you guys ever done any second harvest I've done, I think like edibles is the most we've ever done. I've ever done. And even then I was like, like pussy. Like tiny. I don't get down with it. It's not for me. So you guys, for me, you don't know how much you smoke now and again. And I yeah, and you guys have been friends for how long? 14 years, 14 years, maybe 15 years. Yeah, from the first day of university we met, he was like the only other black guy. I was like him and one other black guy in the intellectual, and I was like, Oh my God, these are my guys. Literally, that's it. And then we've been friends ever since. And then whose idea was it to start the pun? It was, yeah, it was my idea. So again, work in full time job. Hated it. And what was the gig? So I used to be a personal trainer. And then at this point, what was I doing as a job? I was working at Jim Sales. It was terrific. Growth is terrific. And then I just literally needed. I was a super like, I'm a massive podcast nut. I love podcasts. So what we used to happen, he lived in Manchester, which is like three hours from me, from London. So he'd moved there for work, so I would visit him probably once a month. And then every month we'd go out, get drunk and then spend the whole next day just on his couch, just shooting the s**t. Both laugh and talk about old stories, just like basically doing a podcast in his living room every single time. And then I said, You were recording it, or you weren't. One night. Is just having a conversation, and then I said, oh, about like, I'm not going to lie, I need, I can't stay focused on this job. I need hope. So even I don't expect the podcast to go anywhere, but I need to pretend that it can, which is going to get me through this nine to five. Yeah. So we started it. I literally asked him for like six months straight and he was like, No, no, no, no. Why did you say no? I just probably didn't. Not even time, because I've got time for my boy, always. But he's one of those ones where I didn't feel like I didn't feel like I wanted my face on the screen and things like that. I just. And I wasn't into podcasts at the time. You know, so I just thought it wasn't going to be my avenue. But celebrities are liability now. It's not that I don't think a celebrity like with podcast, too. It's like everybody does it now. Like, we started damnit 13 years ago. It was very rare. Like when you said podcasts, we're like, what? Yeah. So on the radio, you're like, No. So even he was because he was a full time actor at the time. And when he did it, his all, his actor fans, they've seen him so much s**t there. Give him so much s**t. I'm like, I was like, What are you doing? He Yeah, he was the one. I was like, Yeah, I'm telling you just show up twice a week. I'm telling you. Remember when that was, when that moment was, when we had Conor McGregor on now, where Conor McGregor on and we were just sitting there and we we got along with him because we start talking to him. You know, when the cameras weren't on? Yeah, yeah, right? Like dudes. And so we're like and so he kind of trusted us, especially him, because he was a fighter in the UFC before him. But then I remember you just said, we just keep this going and I go with B was kind of the show. I was f**king, yeah, you know, I was just and I don't play that game like it's either you're in or all in or let's not say I'm like, You got it and you guys do it. I listen to the show and it's consistent. Remember people that do it here and there. It's like, you're not going to keep up, bro. Yeah. Like, I come from TV. So like ESPN and Showtime and was sports like, you got to be consistent. Yeah, yeah. So I told I tell him any advice. I mean, he straight up because I'd be I'd be on set. I'd be in makeup. I would come to. I was like my f**king shorts and make up my hair. I was crazy. But but he was the one who was like, If we don't do it every like consistently, we may as well not do it. Yeah. I remember I said, You know, we'll keep it going. I go, What do you mean? You go? We just keep doing this no matter what. Yeah, for sure, man. And it pays off. Like we always said, it's more like when opportunities are given to us, like our first thought process is always like, Does this bob, will this bother me doing it three times a week every week for the rest of time? And while I still enjoy it or already, am I thinking this is going to piss me off enough in like a couple of months? I'm not gonna want to do this. And if we even have, that will happen now we're not. Yeah, yeah. If we can't see ourselves doing it consistently forever and we're just rather might even start because it's just a recipe. You guys have guests to it, don't you? Once a month, yeah, we have a guest on now and again we're trying to do it more consistently. We again, I like going, it's just you guys. Yeah, most people say that. And that's what that was intentional as well when we started is that at the time, most like 90 percent of podcasts, even till now, we're just doing like guest orientated stuff. And again, I was like, I just don't want the hassle of, for one, relying on guests always looking for a big again, there's nothing worse. I take it from me when it comes to like, there's nothing where it doesn't, I think is the worst part of the game. It does, but I think it's the worst part of the game is and I hate asking people to do things. And if it's a friend, and it's so it's like when it's just us, that's what it was designed for. And then obviously to grow, you got to get gas. But when it's when it's you too, that's that's the special sauce man you don't want to keep, you know, that's our flavor. That's why we yeah, we only do guest once a month. And if we miss some of it, we don't really care. Like, I think at the beginning of the year, we said, OK, let's get a guest every month. I think this whole year we said that in January, we put our three three guests. Yeah, I mean, it's just that's when you know your vibe and when you just need each other and you just bulls**t and you got something to talk about. Yeah, that's authentic as well, because it's not like we didn't know each other prior and like, Oh, let's start a podcast together. We've known each other for years. The conversations we have outside of the pod is the stuff we talk about on the pod. So it's just authentic. And I think it shows how talented you guys are, how good it is. Because again, this day and age, everyone there has a podcast out of their basement and they're pretty consistent because they know you can make money now. So for you guys to be an outlier in this day and age? Like when we started, you know, basically black and white. Yeah, when you guys like now to like blow up like you have, yeah, well, yeah, that's what I was going to say. Like, who's your audience? Is your audience primarily young men? You think so? It's actually 70 percent women. What? Yeah, what is this? Because you guys talk about relationships when we can be here, this is a straight talk. I mean, my demo is 18 to 40 vibe, bro. They look like me. It's very rare. We get a lady. Very rare. We didn't expect it because, yeah, obviously how we are, how we interact, you'd expect the audience to just be 100 percent dudes. But then when the numbers are coming in and then like, you see the demo, you're like, what? But they want to hear probably how a man's mind. That's what most of the feedback we get is starting off. They just want to see how. I think and that's why they're interested, and then they stay because it's just it's just vibes like we don't like push a lot of podcasts, especially now that's when everyone's talking about like our take away male podcasters and no, let them talk and all this kind of stuff, but find their equipment, equipment. I think they're very, very similar to you guys. Like, we're a little bit more like nuance than our masculinity. We just talk about like, yeah, but any and everything I talk about, like sucking his dick like all the time. It's so funny when you were like, if he got bit on the dick, oh yeah. He's like, I mean, I'd suck it twice. Yeah, that's right up my alley. Bill, let's take a little break with the boy. I love these guys, this guys, man, and it's just like us. But yeah, way more handsome and darker. I'm going to be in Chicago this week, and I don't know. Oh dang, Schomburg, I'll be in Schomburg improv. October's Friday Saturday, everybody. And then I'm at Raleigh. Good night ! November nine, 10 and 11 in Raleigh, North Carolina and then Calgary. I'm going back to my mom coming home. I'm coming to Canada. Calgary, been there have been about four years that I'm 16, 17, 18. Bright colors come for all and I am headed. 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You got Chromeo, Aubrey, Marcus. What more could you want? 15. Come on right up my f**king alley. Yeah, man. So I don't know why, but I'm happy for it. Because the yeah, that's that's the thing about masculinity or whatever the f**k you want to call it. You know, it's like they like people talk about identifying as a man or a woman. You know, the truth is, is a man, if you really honest, like if you talk about what it's like, you got to wake up every day and say, Today is a good day to die. I got all the answers. Yeah, but f**king right behind your face most of the time, like, you know how f**king no, you know, or you're just you're making up as you go along. I think humor is like that. How you guys do the same with like, that's how you deal with it. Like the world's crazy. Oh dude, I got we woke up to a mass shooting. Yeah. So it's like, Thank God, you guys are here, you know, because I woke up like, I got my kids. He sees like daddy walked in with a gun. I'm like. And he's three. Yeah, like, I don't know. Yeah, I'm put on Looney Tunes. We're going to be. Yeah, yeah, that's what it's like. It's so heavy. So I think it's an outlet for people. You know what I'm saying? That's what we say as well, like a lot, a lot, a lot of time, I think people just come to us. It's just like a respite from or the regime. Stay away from politics 100 percent. And we're just not even that we stay away from it. We just very just take like a very light hearted viewing it and we just very adamant that we're like, we're just two idiots just talking. So I don't think I. That's why I was saying I shouldn't be allowed to vote. I don't know s**t. I'm a moron and I my vote counts the same as somebody like, that's insane to me. And I tell you, no, because Brian's old and Brian's very educated. He's into that stuff. I'm not. I've got I've had to get more into it because we're in California again, North Korea, so I've had to get a little bit more into it. Yeah, but I don't, you know, it's not. It's not. The takes on here is it's nothing, nothing you can hear that's original or not regurgitated from more brilliant minds. Like, that's not what we do. But Brian's older and Brian's very smart and witty with that stuff, and he can do it. But it's it does. It's not what the audio comes from Sabra. Yeah, exactly. I'm talking about. That's how I tune out. Yeah, yeah. He'll be talking like, Yeah, thank God, I'll go down that rabbit hole. We'd start talking about COVID back in the day. People, next, f**k off. Yeah, it does get at that as well. And I think as well as like one of the things that we enjoy is like we like to just like play devil's advocate like we could have like a conversation about like really hard hitting stuff in like North Korea and stuff. And then all of a sudden we were like, What if I was Kim Jong UN nice person? That's the way that go down, that there to be a king. Or you could be like, I'm bored today, someone brush my teeth. Yeah, exactly. And it's like, I want a baby tiger to play outside everyone. I don't fall and I'm just perfect. And people are just like, That's kind of cool. Yeah. So that's how we take like our stance on everything like we use have a motto. I was just I always find the funny in wherever it is. Always find the funny. And we do obviously steer away from like, yeah, certain things are so smart. It's on advertisers too, just being authentic. It's like, you know, like we my boys get around like just as at this truck shop all day long. Not a single person talked about Palestine. The government nothing. It's just not trucks. Yeah. I think humor is like you measure your life on the amount of times you've laughed. If you think about thing it is though, right? I was thinking about that. It's like you can measure life on your accomplishments. But for the most part, like when you think about your friends, you think about good things, it's like you were laughing in that. Yeah, exactly, man. That's like silly, goofy. Our entire relationship is just laugh based on laughter. We had, you know your your iPhone does collage is for you. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's really set me when I was like, He's OK, I die. I said to him, I was like, It's like he and I go on like, do it over like ten years, like gray hair. I was young and s**t. It's like a montage. You play at your funeral. I the music, as he said it to me, was like, It just said, bro. I guess it was like I was crying. I was like, Oh s**t, you place on my funeral. All right, Apple, I feel you. Yeah. You look back on that and then you guys are doing live shows too. Yeah, so we're doing. We just came off to a UK tour doing the live shows, and we have not had to talk about. We've got a got we're going to do something here next year. And then we've got like one in the UK next year as well. And it was the desire to get on stage when you guys started. Now you know what is. It's not even it wasn't even. We just do. The live shows have fun. Yeah. Yeah, because it's for them. It's no problem for them. And that's the thing. Like even coming here next year, like realistically speaking, when we're only going to make any money. We're just going to do it because it's nice to do. Our audience is actually majority America. And I think what was like 40 percent on what American shows and your audience in general? Yeah, in general, coastal, 80 percent American. And we never spent any time here. Every time we do a show, everyone's like, Oh, when you come to America, when he comes home. So we're just going to come here next year as much as we can, but we just do it for fun. Like even with this tour, once we sold out all the dates, the promoter was like, Oh, we can just do what we're going to do x or shows all the dates. I'm like, Nah, that's just boring. Different amount of work to what you do in theatres would. Yeah, so we did things like between. I think for these days, anywhere from like nine hundred to like fifteen hundred where you're going to take, you're going to take questions from the audience, you're going to do a podcast. So we do Ozzy. Yeah, it's more like game orientated is a very, very, very, very like different to like our show. We have like certain segments that will just like, make very grandiose. And then we have like a lot of games like kind of like performances and we just f**k around like, yeah, just making it like the party. Yeah, exactly. The fans are the celebration, everything that we do in the show, trying to make that as big and excessive and obnoxious as possible on stage, as well as first time you went on stage with nervous. Hello. It's a different animal, right? Yeah. You and him talking is just, I always forget people are listening. I'll say something. I'll check facts. You know, if things happen, then when you're out in the crowd is like, Oh s**t. Well, this I how you guys respond at the end of the day, over at the end of the day, we just say it's stuff to make each other laugh. So when you're actually in front of like hundreds or thousands of people, you're like, Damn, this is actually funny. Or do they actually think this is cool? I think, yeah, yeah. You just use a shoe. Exactly. It's stand up, so you didn't start a stand out. We just saw. And that's the thing is, are a lot of people, I think, especially when they meet us, they respect and like a certain personality and that they see on screen and they forget the like because I'm like, very introverted person. Yeah. And like, I don't care about making him laugh. I really give a f**k about anything else. Everything I do is just to make him laugh. But I know what makes him secret, though. Yeah, exactly. And making yourself laugh, I swear to God, I think the minute you start thinking about what's funny out there, you're f**ked. Yeah, exactly is like, are we laughing? If we're laughing? You already know that when you guys talk and start talking about dumb s**t like that, there's a huge audience that wants that stuff because everybody else is just as dumb. Yeah, exactly. And that's what the one thing I realized that somebody might have a Ph.D. or somebody might be be in a job that's really serious. That doesn't mean they don't appreciate the s**t out of everything you do because they they have a silly side that they can't express. Exactly, you know, or they don't know. It's funny until they hear it. Yeah, that's that's another thing. So Saturday Night Live has been around for so long. Yeah, because Lorne Michaels philosophy was, I'm not waiting for you to tell me what's funny. I'm going to tell you what's funny, and I'm going to make the audience catch up to me. And the secret of that show was that he believed that the audience was far more sophisticated than people thought comedically. So he would. The idea was to break ground and get people to go, Is that funny? It is funny. You know, that was what that was. That's why they had that kind of longevity. So have you noticed things change that you guys are making a little bit of money and friends come around family? Yeah, you were trying to jump on board. I mean, yes and no. I think for me personally, as they show a lot more love and people like come out of the woodwork to be like, I had a message yesterday from someone I was a primary school with and I was like, Damn, I can't remember your name. Yeah, that is crazy. But more time is love than people trying to like, suck blood from you. So, yeah, it's not that it's not been too bad. There's definitely been like little technical scenarios where I'm like, Oh, please, you feel like that. But it is what it is, I guess. Yeah, I would. I would. As you get bigger, it comes with the territory. Hate how you guys deal with the hate. It doesn't have that much to hate on with you guys. It's not like you're doing hot takes on certain situations or other people, you know. So yeah, that's that. We from that we was trying to say is like evergreen is possible. Don't read sides. But it has been a couple of times that we got in trouble in South Africa the other day. Yeah, because basically you were in South Africa and the South African audience on 12 hate us for like a week because I got sick. So basically, that sent in like someone to send sending like this Twitter thread and it was from South Africa and half of it was in English, but they were just pepper in different languages because it's been like 11 different languages. They're just pepper in different languages. So we were getting frustrated. I'm going to want to read it, but we can't read it with all the gibberish. I can't understand it. And they were like gibberish. Oh God, I like, Oh yeah. And then he just he he for a really, really weird gibberish, just was saying, Yeah, and the thing is, we used you. He could say something intelligent. It's gibberish. You could say something about like Magic Man allegedly talking gibberish. Yeah, that's just how we use it flippantly. And but yeah, they weren't happy at all. Yeah, that's that's start to read that. Yeah, it's not more like, Hey, eat a red dick. Yeah, that means no death threats out. No. And that's when you know you've made it. Yeah, not not. Yeah. Get one on the daily. I got G. I can imagine. I can imagine both, but I like, Oh yeah, that'd be so like what you guys did me is thing people ever said to you. I'm like, Boy, you don't want me to play that? Oh, it hurt your feelings. Yeah, I take that stuff seriously. I hate it. That's one thing. I I take it to heart and people can sensitive with that. Yeah, I'm super sensitive about it. I could see like 10000 positive comments and someone could literally comment like me, and I'll do what defines the way we're wired that way. Yeah, exactly. Your brain's wired, so we just don't ever read comments now. But they did a study on like, would like people that go out and just hate on s**t. And you'd think it'd be like some dude in his basement, you know, a lot of times it can be. But what was fascinating about the study was that it's a cross-pollination of people you would never mix kindergarten teachers, lawyers. And there's a there's something about some people who are just like nobody can say. They had a keyboard. That's the majority, though. That's what this study you said that you referenced that study for the past 10 years, and I've never seen it in ten years. But what you've been telling us about that and this was a recent I don't know if lawyers are getting on that right now. They are, you know, how are they? I don't think so. This study was business like lawyer was going to give that up like me. Yeah, yeah, I'm telling you to be fair, I was hating on that. So we're not hearing once again. Hey. Obviously, a lot of people that get hate on their outfit are, what are they? You can do anything and there are people who just want to like that and it's a way of getting their s**t out. Yeah, people do get a serious kick out of commenting. And the thing is like, you can't take it seriously because really, like, I don't know anyone in my life who would opt in and comment on something. So to take the words of someone that I can't even conceptualize as a human being. I don't take Yelp review seriously. He leaves a Yelp reviewer like a food reviewer review. I like my grub. Like how many stars is. I'm like, Who gives a f**k? Yeah. The thing is, people sometimes feel like you leave reviews. Do you leave reviews? You leave a bad review. Like, even if I have a bad movie, I don't say s**t. I mean, now these these this she is your manager. Yeah. Is this your best friend? Very successful. Handsome. I was a good friend. Is handsome, handsome man. Yeah, this isn't an excuse not to fight Tyson Fury next week is crazy. This looks, looks athletic. He's a very famous musician. Is that true? That's me. Sorry, man. He's modest outfits. Oh man, I wish I knew you'd like that outfit. I celebrate. Yeah, I would get traded for cigarettes if I wore that. Oh, wow. But he pulls that s**t off. Yeah, I don't. I don't have that kind of cigarettes. But boy, that's a tough nut bomb. Boy, I'm a much more bomb boy here, boy. A button boy. You guys keep up with it because I mean, he's the biggest, most famous boxer on the planet. But Tyson Fury out there. He's macho. Yeah, yeah. He fights Francis on Saturday. All right. On Saturday. What are we Thursday? Yeah, Saturday in London. All right, London. OK, but he lives in Manchester, right? Yeah. Tyson lives in Manchester. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I think it's unbelievable, man. What's interesting out there where you guys are across the pond is like memes bigger out there than in boxing's bigger out there. Like there's more, they celebrate it more. They do better coverage than our than our coverage here. Yeah, yeah. So it's like the start, like Tom Aspinall, who's fighting for the Championship. He's from Manchester. Pretty close, but it's like U.K. like combat sports is. It's just getting massive. Big sigh with the cross pollination, a big fight mentality in England. You come from a violent culture, a big, big fight mentality and like everything is like, uh, we don't. I've noticed this. So I was talking to someone about this the other day. And like in England, I don't remember last time I saw a fight, but everything especially across like dudes, is like physical violence is the first point of call. So like, you can watch a lot. We watch a lot of like American podcast and American shows and like YouTube channels, stuff like that. There's a lot of like, got your culture like people invite people on intentionally like bomber to like, f**k them over. Whereas like in England, don't really see that they will f**k you over once they said and done and in the way it's where. But like, there's not a scenario where someone can invite me on a show to like, try and out, you know, in front of because I will fight you. Yeah, yeah, we'll fight like, but you know what, my guys, you guys don't have the same gun issues that way. Exactly. So like in America, like some dude cut me off the other day and I even I was like, It's all good man. And he was like, You want to fight in my head if I was in England, let's do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it should go my way. Let's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're slow roasted came my way, my way to one. We'll see how it goes. My man will kill you. Better have a sword. And even then. But in America, it's like my pride has gone. I don't want Harry Truman in England. I'd be like, Let's do a chance to have a gun, whatever might have a knife, but guns here, incredibly everywhere. Yeah, so you guys are allowed to do that because you'll have the same reaction to fisticuffs. Yeah, here now you can get shot in the face. Yeah, yeah. You know, my crimes are you get knifed up pretty quick? Yeah. Oh yeah. As I say, that's the last resort or the only resort. Yeah, yeah, it doesn't. I guess it does happen. It happen a lot. When we were younger, that's when it was I. It's like she shows her a shank who gets shot. Yeah, you don't recover from that. Yeah, yeah. But I was in Bognor Regis on Regis. I know I was shooting a show for Discovery Channel. It's f**king Jesus. Oh, I thought he was going to say I was doing stand up. Like your progress Typekit story. I went to Guy. They told me not to go out because it was dangerous. I go, I'm from f**king New York. Shut up. I go out and I'm just at a bar. I just want to see what's up. And when I tell you, I don't know how many fights I saw. Yeah, I couldn't believe it for no reason. It just kept happening. Yeah, unbelievable. And they said, that's where you can get stabbed. You know that. Yeah, those are like this little fairy. Yeah, like something like really, really like poverty line areas. That's just it. Just boredom is cultural. Yeah, because that's like the benefits system in England is like some of the best in the world. So like the yeah, yeah, exactly. So people can just live off benefits, never have to look for a job. And I was just bored every sport. So let you. All there is to do is just get drunk. A vibe. Yeah, just like drunk have kids. Yeah, yeah. Just drunk white people with bad teeth for real. I'll just just um, president, get ice cider and s**t. Yeah, yeah. You'll find that you want to go to England, yet you'll find that the most attractive group, right? That's better. It's not Miami. Yeah, well, we had some ugly people here too. Yeah, but you're down south? I bet. Yeah. Yeah, it's it's tough. I mean, everyone has ugly. This is pretty, though our nice shouting or homeless shouting from the shops. You guys are where you guys are at is like the American Idol for homeless. Yeah, that's the most talented homeless in the world down to Venice and places like down about the homeless in Venice, too. But not anymore. Not as much anymore. They've got to handle. You see enough, but where you guys are at, and we hope. I mean, that's the capital. I mean, you go to Skid Row where it gets super dicey. But when you're at a year and see a ton of Olympians as a talent, I was caught bro just shouting, Do we were what we ought to let CVS yesterday? Like 10 minute walk. I see, like three dudes just screaming on top of the lungs. Hell yeah. And I was like, Wow, I'm due for no reason. Where's the manners? Yeah, yeah. These are grandiose in England. They have the good manners to shout. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's hockey for money. Yeah, they're just they're quiet. Please, please not go down Hollywood Boulevard. Them b***hes juggling chainsaws, just trying to get a dollar range. Yeah, it's always pants off and s**t. Yeah, it's cool. That's capitalism, man. Yeah, dude. Welcome America. Heat is on. It's called the marketplace hustlin. Yeah, I would get closer to the beach man. Yeah, yeah. Hit Venice. He's like, All right, man. No, Kenny, how long are you here for? We live on we flight to New York on Sunday, so we look at what's in New York. S. More the size of this watch or what other shows have you done out here? Uh, we did a couple of yesterday, so we did a movie, one which is called Raiders of the Lost Raiders of the Lost podcast, the movie geniuses. Because, yeah, they have their black belt if guys love movies. Yeah, there is anime. I like a couple of those loads. All right. Let's not let them go and buy a couple of mine. He means the parts I played, the small parts I played that I have nothing like. You just showed up. Yeah, it was excellent. Yeah, don't blink. You f**k. Yeah, yeah, you could see me in the f**king mirror reflection. Yeah, when I was shooting, not the director over, I've known him forever. I attack a man who knows what's up isn't funny. I go, I'm not going to be in this movie who's been in five one room. Oh yeah, he called me back making this movie. But Brian's out there for like three or four weeks and I had to do something. I'm in a wig. No, no. I was doing some show and I was doing no good. I was doing some out in New York, and Brian goes, Dude, we just we just wrap for the day, can meet me at a bar. I was great and I just got off, forgot what I was doing out with that. Andy, that big show for Bravo. Yeah, it's doing something. Yeah. And so I'm like, Dude, yeah, I get off. I meet at this bar. You didn't warn me. I got to meet at the bar and he's with all those elbows. Yeah, yeah. Give me a heads up and lead. So I walked in. I'm like that. And so I sit down. And but he didn't say I told Lee that. So Lee Lee hates when people. So Lee's really small. You know he is. He's English, right? Yeah. And he's great. And Lee doesn't using Game of Thrones do right? No, no, no. I know he's not too smart. No, no, no. He was in that, too. I know. No, I know. I know. He's not the No. No. No, I know he's not the main actor in Game of Thrones, but you got to stand Lee's. It got a guy walking down the street when you walk down the street with him. Cars will stop to let him go. He can't stand. Oh yeah, motherf**ker. He also dates girls. He's he kills it. I don't know. He goes on dates with these, with regular sized girls. So it's f**king crazy. That's not a compliment. I'm saying. He goes on dates with like women with like two eyes. I'm saying he's very aware of the effect he has on. People always try to like, accommodate him, which drives me nuts. So I said to him, as we were, there I go. I know it's not him legal. Legal. Yeah, he's a joker and I go a great actor, dad. I f**kin Typekit a little person. Yeah, it's not. We man, you a*****e. It's not. No, no. Sorry, he's going to kill me. It's just go, go to the cast. He's gotta go to Joker. Small guy, he's the best. So I tell him, I say, Listen, Brennan's is coming and he's not going. I'm not going to tell him the type of the small guy. Yeah, OK. There's Bryan right away. Nice. There he is. They go, Oh yes, that's Gaelic spelling. Yeah, he's the man. So he's got a great sense of humor, too. And I go for floods to Ben Jones. Yeah, yeah. I said to him, I said to the I go, I'm not telling Brendan anything. I just want to see how he reacts and he's going to act like, Oh, hey, how are you doing it? This bar is yours. And I was. You're not subtle. What's up? No. You know you did you run like this? Oh, but they don't throw me out with you. I give the Ah, I'm like, I'm good man. And then we were just I was like, Try not to laugh. It's f**kin you gotta give me a heads up. We got to kick out. Yeah, he was great. Hey, now he's the to trying to act normal. Yeah, he's the man. Decent man. That's very cool. So you went on a movie podcast, cause I don't think we don't notice I killed him afterwards. Yeah. All right. We went on a relationship, of course, called lovers and friends. That's the energy we've done so far. And then we've got this and we've got another one after this called Retirement House, and then we've got Kev on stage Kevin's stage and we've got Joe on stage right? Must be gone. Don't trip. Don't trip. Oh yeah, we were supposed to see your your boy. Which one? Rick lassman. Oh, Rick's the man. Yeah, but I don't think it's been booked in, but we'll see. Have you have you done any pods yet where it's awkward or you don't vibe with the other host? Um, you seem pretty before in the UK, we've done loads in the UK. That's something that's been awkward. Yeah, not for the whole time, but there's definitely somewhere people will think that like we, we will carry the conversation, OK? And then like if we're again, if we were a guest like we come in, it's chill. Yeah. Like, I'm not carrying the load here. I'm sure I do have to do every week. This is like a day off. Yeah. So yeah, there's definitely been some way. It's like even to be fair, even on raiders for a little, there was a few bits. Oh, they take the conversation to like we've never met before. So like, they will bring up a topic that isn't move related. And then we're just like, Yeah, no, it's like it's it's not movie related. Yeah. So they're just trying to have like normal chit chat. Do you guys think this movie buffs? Do you think movies are in the past 10 years have gotten better or worse? Are the movies you like 10 years worse? They're all right. Yeah. Yeah. So the movies you you reference are usually 10 years ago. Yeah, there's a couple. There's been a Democrat on this. There's been a couple of bangers. But like what? Overall, in the last ten years? Yeah. What do you think? To be fair, once you made some Joker? Joker was decent. Yeah, I really like the Joker. Joker six. Someone's going to be sick as well. Yeah, I agree. What's the laugh Tim Dillon's in the second one? Is it really? Is it a big part? The new. I would assume. He's got Tim. Yeah, Tim Todd loves comedy. He's hilarious. Tim Savage, Yeah, yeah. As far as like doing just the lights on, you guys do it together, but I do a podcast where you just talking to the camera as far as someone doing it, just a camera. Tim's the best the world has. I've listened to a few of his and his rants. I was straight. He doesn't take a breath. The memory recall is like, I get so jealous and stuff like that pisses me off because I'm just like, Oh, did I? Yeah, yeah, it's I mean, try to do that s**t. Yeah, it's it's unbelievable. But you guys, you guys are killing it, though. I have to give you guys your flowers. You guys are probably a massive inspiration for our because I think, oh, pretty sure. Yeah, man, I appreciate. I struggle with saying to if you had the other day, I struggle with a lot of imposter syndrome. Sometimes when people send us in messages like, Oh bro, like you really, really, really helped me like these drives to work on these commutes, to work like it's just the worst thing in the entire world. And I hate it. But the only thing is, I know every Monday is gonna be a good drive to work. I know for a fact, and it's something that I can write every week. And I feel like an imposter because the only time I've ever felt that is when I was doing the commute to work. And I listen to this podcast. Oh, come on. Thank you, real. Yeah. So because that imposter syndrome that worries me a little emotion that empowered me to that imposter syndrome never goes away. If it does, then you're you're a prick. I'm so glad it never goes away. I know it. Never it never leaves. And that I'm not. I consistently sorry to interrupt. That's why consistency is so important. Oh yeah, because I'm the same. I have certain podcasts I listen to. And if it's not there, when I'm hoping I'm like, Mother, you get so down because it's like such a it's a routine thing. You're banking on these guys getting it done, man. You know, somebody said, I think it was Garry Shandling. I don't know if I remember him, but he's a great comic and yeah, one of the greatest, one of the greatest writers to. And he said it was a camera. The comedian and the comedian was a f**k. Who is the queen? Really well-known comedian? Very funny. And I think it might have even been Eddie Murphy or someone that they said I never feel comfortable at a Hollywood party. And Garry Shandling said, If you feel comfortable at a Hollywood party, you are Billy Crystal. That also means you're not funny anymore. And I and I to your point, I'm so glad you said that I think you should always feel like an impostor, and I think you should always feel like a little bit uncomfortable. Yeah. Maybe we're comedy or any any time I do like if I walk into any, if I'm doing a big podcast or any venue I go to for standup, I feel like when I walk in greenroom, they're like, What are you doing? Yeah, exactly. Like, I'm I'm here for the show. Like, No, no, yeah, OK. No, no, no argument either. Yeah, OK, no, I'll just now. I flew all the way from now. I got you're also just bigger than everybody else in the X athlete and you just with these Misfit comics, that's not bad, but it has nothing to do with my awful. When you believe I'm saying you're physically when you broke into the world, it you always kind of we kind of pushed you into it. Like when we were doing pockets, we would do live shows like Twelve Hundred People and I would go, I would look at them and go, You're going out first, I'm going to be late. And they'd be like, What? I go, Yeah, you're going to go out and tell a story for ten minutes. I could never do that to him. He would, you would just wouldn't go with 12 other people telling me everything. That's all I need is love. I want to go. But even when I was in UFC football, it has nothing to do with my size. Even even when I was on the football team in the UFC, I always felt the same way. It doesn't go away, so you should. I think as well, though, there's also like the flip side of it. I listened to an interview with, uh, what's his name? Sadhguru. And he said his take on imposter syndrome to an extent which I believe, especially in like business and stuff. He said You should only feel like an imposter if you believe that if all of it was taken away from you, you wouldn't be able to get it back. So if you start from scratch and you think if you think you're here by accident and you think if if all the fame and all the success and no one knew who you were, if you were stopped from start stop again, if you truly believe that you would never get back here, then you should feel like an imposter. If you know for a fact that you know enough and you learn enough and you're intelligent enough, charismatic enough, whatever you need to do to get back, you're still going to make you. Should you belong here and you should feel like it's a great heart that you have a good point. Yeah, that's that's so f**king true. It's I think, I think longevity too, like staying relevant is that f**ker. It's difficult, man. And like, it's another thing as well as like, I always knew that I told him from the start, I was knew that our podcast was going to be successful because I'm my worst critic ever. Like, I hate everything that I do. I want to hear my voice. I want to see my face. I hate everything. So when we did our first episode, I listened to it and I laughed. I was like, OK, cool. It's like, How do you keep quiet? If I can like it, I can't listen to yourself. True to that, you watch the podcast. Have you done? I do now because do you watch it? We only because we take all the clips that we put out, go through us first and we review all of it like we don't add any more, but everything still goes through us. So we have to watch it. And I still don't like watching. It is its worst, but it's just a necessary evil. But yeah, I think I knew from the job, I think. A lot of people, even like we said, when everyone has a podcast. I will only start something if I know I'm going to be good. I'm not going to embarrass myself like that. My public shame is I my worst failure. So I would never thought if I didn't know. I think a lot of people just think like, Oh, this is cool. This is fun. Like, I enjoy stand up very, very, very much. I would never do it because I know I wouldn't be good at it. How do you know that's not? I just don't have that to disagree with you. We're not comedians. I've seen you guys. Yeah, but we make each other laugh. I don't care. I've seen you guys. I don't think I'll be good. Well, no. You know what? You have an imagination. But you know, the other thing with them, I don't think you need to do, right? Oh yeah. The thing is, take take it from a guy who's done. Sometimes you're going to spread yourself so thin. Standup is the hardest thing you ever do. So that takes so much energy. It's going to do so much. Oh, for sure. You have another thing. We we you do three times a week, so we do it. So we have a second YouTube channel that we do. So at the minute, we're queen and twice we record our main show twice a week, twice a week. We do our reacts channel once a week. And then we were about to launch a Patreon only show. You only have time for once a week. Yeah, we focus on all our energy on this and this is work which, yeah, which benefits us massively because we don't rely on brand deals at night and stuff. We don't rely on anything else. We just do everything in-house and you have and you get sponsors and all that. Yeah, we have those sponsors. But yeah, mainly we make more from the show than we do from, like our sponsors and our brands and the stuff that we do outside. And that's the main focus. Beautiful. Don't don't f**k with it. Yeah, it's never Musubi. You go back. But if you go back, we're going to 19:05 now, go back to conversation. Yesterday we were walking. We're walking back from the show yesterday and I was like, Man, life is so sick, dude. Yeah, like, can you imagine we actually live this life? And he was like, James, I promise you, I can't go back. No need to do. We need to do whatever it takes. But I gotta tell you, I'm never gonna do it. I got started only fans to keep this on. Every time I've got it, always do it. I'll do what it takes. Yeah, I'll do some funky s**t and keep this life going for my kids. One hundred percent. Yeah, be careful. Keep it not small because you get a really big nod and all of a sudden you've got to do it. So yeah, yeah, exactly, man. But I need to borrow money. What happened was that pitchman magic money, guys, Magic Man is a hell of a yeah. I think I can feel the cookin, to be fair. It's I'm locked in telling you, Yeah, yeah, we started it because he took one and he was talking to me like this. And I was like, Man, you're kind of aggressive. He goes, I yeah, and I go, You took that magic man. He goes, f**k it. Hey, you're taking Adderall. So, yeah, god. Yeah, I had some problem. I feel like if you drink coffee and then you take a magic mine, it makes it something about it that unhinged. Do you feel that or no? I feel like, yeah, I feel good. That's the focus of an interesting thought. Yeah, right. Yeah. I keep looking and thinking that I could pick you up. Oh my god, what is that? Yeah. Just to be very sure, I could find pretty strong, are you? I'm pretty strong from this fun life through going back to f**king being a personal trainer. Were you a personal trainer, personal trainer? I was to man that explains that explains your chest. Thank you and your a*s dude personal trainer. Thank you. By the way, you're like, I don't think you don't think I. I, I drank a man in because I know drank me and I mean, drank you it. And it also describes fighters is banged out, she says. I makes me feel sick and I take I drink you in in a semi straight away is what I'm trying to say. But when I look at a man's a*s and legs to see if he's an athlete, if he's hitting that part first. Yeah, yeah. And I notice you got a bit of a tail. So I used to have a problem. I had to stop squatting because Miles takes all of it. My quads weren't going for years and I was all aspects, so I had to start doing like squats and like that Nicki Minaj ball. I know I still have Magic Mike makes his horny bar put a filter on them, cookies on the drink, Chuck Brown on white crimes. Now throw my side said it out loud. Brown on white crimes like this. This is you by Magic Mike. That's when I start the Magic Mike. Yeah, yeah, do this. Oh yeah. But were you an athlete before this now? So I we've always been big into sports like nothing, but I was a boxer when I was young. I love basketball and then I stopped growing, so I stopped playing basketball. Never got into what we call soccer. You go football. I personally, I f**king hate the cold. I hate the cold. Do so I never I never play football. I played with my friends. But it makes me a coward. I hate my coward. So I was. He doesn't. I'm a I'm such a pussy. I have a long neck. I can't conserve heat. Yeah, yeah. So I have no body fat. So yeah, I'm shredded as a mother. See me later. I'm taking my s**t. They treat you. Treat you. You guys are. Drink me and thank you, sir. Yeah. Thank you, sir. Yes, sir. Folks in the basketball court, I said, I want to pick your fingers. I'm sorry. So this is the next thing you said that body where it's like, I could kill him. No, bro. I got a f**king wrestler. You guys are leaving my mouth. Five goes gay, though, right? Yeah, sure, man. Hopefully do a little boxing and wrestling, too. Oh yeah, I heard that you. Yeah. Yeah, you've definitely f**ked you out. Say yes. I mean, that's I got some tricks online with some tricks to three straight wipe out. So. Have you guys ever got into it like on the show? But you don't. Your guys don't seem like like me and him have straight up arguments. Now we're venture. We've never had an agreement on our friendship. We only had one argument ever. I've got two anger issues I've gotten in his face. Seriously, I have this horrible anger. Again, the dynamic is different as well because, you know, he would just like, he's older. Okay? But we could. If we don't, we can't take that risk because they would be like, he's Nigerian. He's got a whole clan behind him, your generation. And for some reason, because Nigerian, he's got. If you're a Nigerian and you marry a Nigerian, you're marrying their whole family. Am I wrong? Yeah. And also, if you f**k with him, you're going to have to f**k with his brothers, his cousins. They'll come from Lagos. You're out, you're it's a disaster. Your your children have to contend with will be tough, bro. But yeah, we've never argued like health issues. Never, ever, ever. No, we we actually. I'm kidding. We get along like we get hope. So we have to remind you, we never we come on here and you file, we hate each other. Yeah, we've never. We've never we've got into one text and then I'll call OK, he'll call because once we talk would say it's over. So yeah, we used to do like if every time we have an issue, we do like a little love sandwich while we start thought of like, Bro, I love you. But but good for you, issue and then blah anyway. But anyway, do you want to do? I love you. This is my problem. It's a marriage kid. Don't kid yourself. You guys have a business and a huge thing going. That's a marriage and you're as strong as your union. And so you have to learn how. And I was thinking about that with us back in the day is like we had to figure s**t out. Right now, there's no left or right turn like it's like, we got to be honest with each other. If something's bugging you, you got to be honest about it. And it's the same thing with some heavy s**t, too. Like growing up when I got fired from Fox, I call him was gay, one of the studio anymore. He's a grumpy guy. You're fired like, Oh, don't worry. And I did. I was like, Oh, you have a studio lined up? We'll figure it out. And I made sure it's like, bet against us and all the best I can tell when some s**t's going down in his life because I'll get this text. What's up? Oh, just rambling. What the f**k is this? Just just just fashion. How are you doing? My egg is, Hey, what's going on? Not much. Anyway, we'll just stay. You start talking and I'm just waiting. I'll open up with some. I don't give a f**k about, OK, how's your jujitsu going? Yeah, ha ha. And then, man, and then it'll start, Yeah, yeah, what would you do? I would just get a text with my name and couple. Yeah, and I'll say, you know, so yeah, that's I know some s**t. So, yeah, facts. Wow. Yeah, that's that's life, man. It never stops. There's always a fire to put out. Always a proper role for you guys, right? No matter how good I woke up to like thirty seven messages this morning because at the time difference, yeah, waking up. Hey, everyone's like basically finish their day at home. Thirty five messages, all about thirty five problems on the right road, bro. Heavy lies the crown. Exactly. Yeah, I was I was thinking about the other day I woke up and I was stressing about some s**t. Then that's kind of what's good about the Israeli conflict where you're like, My house has no murder. My house is a murder free zone. It can be worse that I'm not in physical pain. So you guys don't have kids, do you know? Yeah. Channel change. And then I think for you guys, I think for you guys do it, and I'm sure it's companies eventually get to a certain level and you guys are there where it's one of the executives with the TV networks like this would work on TV. Yeah, we've seen what I would do is do to the marrow. It's what we do is not for TV. It never trained to Penniman. It never worked. Stay radical and independent for real. Yeah. And we sell out then the fan base like, Oh well, man, yeah, it's like coming back. Like, Now we're good. Yeah, we were talking about, uh, a few months ago we were talking about, uh, KFC and KFC like still does. Even though all your stuff is still going on, he still does like really corny, like try not to laugh. YouTube videos every week. And that's what made them bigger. Exactly. I didn't realize how big case I was. Uh, but I guess out here, you know, because I'm older, but maybe the young kids do. But I didn't realize how massive he was because, you know, he's the reason why primes is big. It's not just Logan, it's its size. The reason, really, because you get it out with JJ, so he's still huge. Just like, grow bigger than ever. He just, yeah, you just finally went to his fight last. What made him? How was it was not good in person? Not good. No, it was equally as bad in person as it looked on screen. It was. Boxer, he's not he's really not. But you know, what the problem is, is I don't know what expectations you guys had going in. I don't have high expectations for it. So. So it's not a fight at a level that's out of 10, it's a two. I thought it was going to be a one. So two, I like my all good boxers. So hard. I mean, the excitement about that, like if you're if you're thinking you're going to see Tyson Fury type of fight, you don't know what the f**k you're talking about. So for those guys, I give them their flowers. I take a lot of s**t from my people, you know, who are fighter experts. But it's also like that you got to remember, like what Tommy Fury's doing? Right? Yeah. To remember Tommy Fury in England. He's big out here. He's big, right? But Tommy, the name is price fighting. Price is the main thing. Tommy Fury is a prize fighter. He's made more money in three fights than at the cruiserweight division, the champion. He's made more than I will make ever in his entire career. He's in free man, and so people are hating on Mike. But remember X Prize fighter? Yeah, he's made $30 million, I think, in three fights. Jesus, I didn't even know that. He's like 20 to 30. We don't know. The exact estimates break 20, 30 million. Yeah. And he thought YouTubers. Yeah, dude, he's one. You know, he's quite. That's why I say he's he's a code. He just I'm being moderately cool, not easy. It's also not easy to get in there. You still getting hit in the face. I mean, you're still training. It's there's no risk to him, either, because he he's fighting cancer because cases don't get knock them out. Yeah, exactly. Jake's, like you probably know, can knock him out. So it's like he beat the game, bro. He's won. What would you do with that kind of money? You ever think about that? A million different. Would your life be on a slope that would have picked you up? I would not worry about the impulsive thoughts my lawyer has. When you live from the legs, you'll be fine. Yeah. Would you would you guys ever get into that kind of that YouTube boxing where guys are big enough? No, I'm waiting for the call. And I promise you, I've said before because I know it's coming. I would be the guy who gets dropped. My arse would hit the clubhouse twice and I'll do that double bounce. Look up and fly. Yeah, the world is watching. I wouldn't I wouldn't get to live down the embarrassment that way. But yeah, I'm way too much pride. There's a lot riding on that. It's not happening. My offered, he got recently offered. I bet I saw I saw the numbers. They were flown around and I was like, Come, I need to talk to you. It's not Tommy Fury. Good. What's up mailbox? Here's the thing. If it was like influencer boxing, you sign me up. I'll make. I'll do that right? It would be a pest to you. Do three fights a night. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, go easy payday. Hey, kid, sit front row. But the problem is is I got offered a bare knuckle may fight. Jesus went through with a big another big monster. Now not worth it. Oh hell no, I'm not laughing. I was like, We could start training now. Hold Mitch Brown was like, It'd be good for content like bro if this is what we have to do or we're John Leech. So yeah, we might be a little bit like my twenty two point five percent. But you guys will even consider it, and I wouldn't consider it. You know, it's smart. I bet it will come back in the morning. And the thing is, the more I say I'll never do it, the more likely I am to get the email, but I'm not doing it. Yeah, but yeah, you don't have to see exactly s**t. Be funny. That's what we need. You don't need to get on. I feel like a lot of times you're now you're lending yourself to the spectacle of things. And that's a debate, right? So now now it's just like, I don't know, you don't want to compromise who you are for attention. I don't see the point, man. It's just like, it's just like the money isn't going to make it. And literally, unless it is like 30 million and I'm like, Oh, OK, cool. Like, that's life. Yeah, it's life changing. It gets, I'm doing what I'm doing. I can just show up and then just take like a punch of like, Oh no, I'm done. And it doesn't. I didn't give a f**k. It doesn't matter. I'm done with you guys. Like, it's over. But like for the money, because like swarms, you can musician who always fights on the Misfit card and every, every fight. He's lower and lower and lower on the card. He gets rocked every single time he won one. He's a rapper as well. He's his his facade is gone like he's just now. He's just known as us. The joke that gets knocked out in 10 seconds. He actually got knocked out like 11 seconds of the day on that same calling card, just like the virus in, and they're not even paying him enough for him to stop because it keeps coming, keeps coming back. He might not be doing well in his other late night, so that's why he's he's definitely not now as well. Yeah, music's done. Yeah. So yeah, I don't I can never be another star to look good when you're. But, but but I think guys like Kaci, Logan, Paul, Drake, like they can lose their fan base. They don't want change. Yeah, because what's different about them than real fighting is that they don't care about wins and losses. They care about the build up and they care about the culture. Everything is a winning reality show, even like literally the side like losing to Tommy straight after Jake's has lost. It's on me now. Jake is going to be bigger than ever before, they say. It doesn't matter what happens, they just know how to manipulate it to make. I'm sorry to be ignorant about this on. I follow this this case. I am going to fight Jake now. I think that they've been talking about for a while. They build ups. They have b. They've had like beef over years, got beef over years. I think he's got his hands full with Jake. Jack, f**k yeah. Jake Wood fight. In my case, I know a bit my thing 'cause I just got big just from. Like video games, so he was like FIFA YouTube. Same with all the sidemen. But he's just like the biggest of his career. So the side meant you guys know about the. So sideman is just like a YouTube. It's like the biggest YouTube group, if you will, in the world, probably. It's just like a bunch of guys who used to sit in that room and play FIFA, and they all got together. And then they were just all friends and they used to just like cross-pollinate. And they formed this group called the sidemen. And I was one of them, and he's just propelled himself to be and what? Justin Timberlake of that group? Exactly, exactly. They beat up Beyonce. They were a podcast. Not so they gamers do. Gamers can't get younger. I'm sorry. Let me take out my dentist so they they have their own separate YouTube channels and they would just, like, collaborate again and then stream and just play games. And then like, they form like a quote unquote group called the sidemen. And then they have videos together on this giant channel, and they all have their separate, separate YouTube channels as well. They make crazy money. They all have, like every or the individuals have like millions and millions of subs. And they just celebrated their 10 year anniversary last month. More power to last week. Last week, yes, I had a cool post is like, This is what I do. I went from this to this. Like, you go in great shape and obviously has fame and money now and showed a picture of him in the boxing ring. You know, he's kind of jacked in shape. And they showed when he first started on YouTube, he's just like this nerdy kid on their glasses on like the glow of money, which about me, if I've got four head dude, I was going to say it's was. As long as the content stays on the blogs, crazy. Here he is. Yeah, man, money can fix the forehead, but he is crushing it. The headline is, Are you saying he wears a pandemic? Is he? Oh boy, you don't see any without it. It's concerning. Yeah, it's it's concern is concerning disaster. Yeah, it's a disaster disaster, as you say in French speak French. That matter. You guys knew that we had to go from that to like this. I mean, I got to get on top five most famous people and do massive praise. And I knew Prime was big when my sons in baseball. And it's like my turn. The dads have to bring the snacks every game, whatever. There's my turn to bring the snacks. I brought Gatorade like a g*****n gentleman and these kids were like, Where's the bride coming down tonight? Yeah, I was like, What about your Gatorade 1890s? They were right. They were fierce, is no prime and write down like, Oh whoa, yeah, that was before it was. I don't know how it was. My 12 year old is like, No, because I get it for free. I don't know where the f**k it comes from. Did you set that up like, it's OK if I get free shipping? My son literally grabs that and just goes home with it. Yeah, they send it to us as well, and my father cameras cut my hair. He took all of it. He was like, I was like, Oh, you want some primaries? I guess this is for my kids, and I was like, All right, cool. How many you one is? I have. I have seven kids. I was just given to Christ seven. And they've even like they've even got like, they're making it for kids because they've got the new like blueberry flavor. And they've got like rare, ultra rare, like the different balls that treat them like Pokemon cards. Yeah. Oh, it's insane. Crushing it. Crash rate my game and they know what they do and they really know what I do. And I saw that for, oh yeah, the amount of like Logan tell you the amount of money his first cheque they got from Isaac. Wait, what? Now he's got some cash. That's cool. It's nuts. I'm like, You done that. You know you'd be done. Are you guys going to do flagrante or anything in New York? No basement yard. Oh, they'd be great with salty. Yeah, yeah. You know, salty. He we just miss him. We're supposed to go to. He did a show in London. Yeah, we got the day before we flew, I think, yeah, and we were supposed to go. But our recording session running late, but he's back now in New York. I connect you guys when we leave. Yeah, sure. Sure, man. Yeah, I'm a big fan of his band. Great fun and it's a good podcast. Yeah, for sure. I like fragrant. Yeah, yeah. One of my faves. First time in New York. You've been there. It would be our first time, really? Yeah, I went when I was like seven years old. But it's going to be wild. Should be fun. I like that man, especially down work. Schulz's studios. That's a cool area. OK, yeah, you can't. You'll just you'll be like all the boys up the do you know Chrissie Dee? I've never met, but yeah, I know it's a good one for you guys. Say you are garbage or we are garbage or whatever. Are you garbage? They're great. Yo, Kevin, you say, Man, I'm done for yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's make it happen after this. Yeah, yeah. Oh, we got another two hours. I hope you guys are fine with this. No, I'm having a great time and you had some current events too. Yeah, it is a good question for Florent James as well. I just as a producer, you guys do the reaction videos you guys get demonetized for playing other videos did on the beginning, but we started to manipulate how we what we react to so we don't get to monetize any more. I think the first two, yeah. So what you need to do is you need to exclusively react to TikToks. Yeah, I like to yeah. And also try and make sure their original take talks because a lot of tech stocks are just repurpose YouTube content. That's a good point to make sure it's not repurposed YouTube content. I'm not going to lie. Ed, go through hell every week he uploads an episode, I think at least two clips get caught for copyright, but so far, I think apart from one, every video when I relax channel is monetized. That's great. Yeah. And it's doing really, really well. Yeah, that's a good note, Jane. Also, James, when did you get your neck tattoo? Because I'm curious if you were. Oh, let me see, did you have to do it or not? I noticed I'm a big fan, so I've uh. This is from Naruto's and the Kosky Cloud. I got this. I remember when we were still working. I said as soon as I quit, my job was to get down my neck, so no one would ever know. There's no going back. No one will ever give. Whenever I see a guy with a neck that don't like me, OK, yeah. All right. That's a bold move. He's not in another. I'm posed deep in animated, kind of a muscular nerd in a good way. Exactly right. I want to get one on my neck for for my kiddos. But it's always dicey. You just saw it nice. I've always wanted neck. Always. You should do. Always want to know, Yeah, I sold this TV show. Then I think about I'm like, If I'm on TV with the neck, you know, all those times are over my go of your head. Yeah, you might be right. Yeah, for sure. Man, I've loads of people that I was on then that I never, ever, ever, ever been an issue. For me, it'd be five fifty six to just get a unicorn, like it's a nice distraction from the rush. Maybe not, if James is. Do you really like David Dukes? Like people just assume you're in the KKK at your age? Wow. If I really did them, you can't like me. If it was a swastika, maybe just anything, even if it was like, it should stay right here. Yeah. Do to just get my face there. Yeah. And just bomb boy. Oh boy, oh boy. Oh boy, oh boy. What do you got? It's only gay if you're smiling. All right. This is in a pouch. This is a pouch. What's up, guys, if you're like me, I used to use white nicotine pouches all the time non-stop, whatever it was. If you saw me podcast, you boy had it. And if you saw me on stage, I had it in at the gym. I had nicotine in my mouth at all times and then I found black buffalo. They make the same great flavors that, you know, talking about mint wintergreen. They got my favorite, the straight and all tobacco free. That means no tobacco stem or at Leaf is in these, and they're made in the U.S. of a U.S. of a product. So, you know, it's good. It's Black Buffalo. So if you're 21 or older and you use nicotine or tobacco. Head on over to black buffalo. That's Black Buffalo dot com. You can already touched on this, but if you want to go even deeper into this whole thing where John Jones got injured and specifically steeped in knowledge, no, it's PAC or something, right? Yeah. Do doors back off the bone what Dana goes? All right. We got a new fight for the interim belt of Tom Aspinall, fellow Englishman from Aspinall, who's a savage for Sergei Pavlovich, and I'd be for the interim belt. But it makes no sense because John's out probably a year and then I don't know if it's common knowledge. But John and Steep, who was originally supposed to fight in two weeks in Med Square Garden, both are going to retire. The plan was for both them retire after this fight. It's like a legendary fight. But now it's the feel like the UFC dropped the ball a little bit like just like the new fight for the actual vacant belt. Yeah, for sure. So what do you think is going to come back in a year or do you think is just going to knock it off? Oh yeah, I don't know, because he's not young. Thirty eight point eight thirty six, I think. I think it's thirty six. Yeah, I think it's thirty six, but that's a but that's a lot of miles on thirty six. Yeah, he's been doing for taking a lot of damage besides the gossip and fight and stuff. I think some damage. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, man. As high as 1000 miles, 130 favorite. If you gave Arsenal a 12 week camp, I would have him out as a minus 300. Your boy, Tom Aspinall, should be the heavyweight champion of the world. I think his most talented, he's so far and he you think he would give John fits. He's the only guy who can give John for it. Yep. Oh, nice. Yeah, yeah, he's a savage. He's really close with Jerry to train together. Yeah, yeah. It doesn't surprise me. They do train together. Yeah, they train to go. Yeah, they came up together. Yeah. s**t. Do we think you would know after this? After Francis fights on Saturday, do you think Dan is going to give him a shout? Transport something out or do you think is the bus out? Oh, man, I think a fury, a beat Francis, and then I then fears unified. You said great enough. Did you see it? No, I didn't see anything in a second fight before we even this one out. And so they announced Francis Tyson. And then they announce Tyson and is so sick. It was so disrespectful. But Tyson on area was saying he's like, because it was like, Do I feel like that was bad taste? I do that in Tyson because I agree with you hundred percent that was out of my control. Oh damn, he's like, I had nothing to do. He goes, No. I didn't announce it. He's like those Saudis where it's at. He's like, they announced. He's thinking, I have no say in it. He's like, I don't like that. That makes it look like I'm overlooking Francis, which is not the case. So I agree. Bad taste. I take stances looks fairly good in this fight, which is a tall order. I think Daniel come a knocking. But if Francis gets knocked out or that, oh, you're not Sally, yeah, you're knocked. Well, I agree. But I think if he's also made to look completely just silly why Francis wins, he ain't going. But what if Francis? Yeah, if he can't be the biggest thing for him and he'll be in the UFC? Oh, it'd be the biggest upset in combat sports history. Tyson's the best ever. Do it best ever put on gloves. Nobody's better if he gets knocked up by Emmy Guy who's never boxed the rematch. Money would be crazy. What's interesting? There's no rematch clause. Fury hates rematch clause. So the Ariel's asking is like why no rematch clause? And Tyson? He's like, That's so stupid. He's like, It takes away the hype from the first fight. Yeah, exactly. They're like, Oh, if you lose, we know what's next. So he's like, So I'd never do it. He was like, That's why the Usyk fight got held up. Who's like, We have to have a rematch clause, and he's like, No, if the fight is good, the fans are going to see it. We don't have to, if they know it's guaranteed, then takes away from the same with the wilder stuff like that got so boring. Like, it was so excited at the start. And then just like rematch for him in his life, it's OK. Yeah, I think so. That makes you forget the first fight. Yeah, I agree. Yeah. What else you got? All right. This made headlines recently, too. So UFC and Bud Light are now partnering up for like a six year deal. And, you know, ever since the controversy with Bud Light and promoting smart wrestling. But like, who do they want to back up the Brinks truck to get in with the Bud Light? Just for some context? One was bud like, Do you guys know the Bud Light controversy was a year ago by a guy from America? Give me, give me. The Americans always been an American like sort of stands at the go to they they it's this what, what, what, what pros drink when they're watching sports, etc. and they sponsor Dillon Mulvaney, who is a transgender woman of an email. Yeah. And everybody was like, really like the transgender f**k out of here with this, OK? And it creates such a backlash that they had to close down three breweries that make bud light. I don't know. Wow. Three brew stock. And they don't know how to get how they couldn't get it back. Do people at my at my shows would like I was going to take a picture with these guys and they all they had their hands behind their back and I was like, Well, there's like six dudes at one of my shows. And like, What are you guys doing? He's like, Don't make fun of this man. Like what he's like. All they had was Bud Light. Like, I don't give a f**k about serious dude. I was at a baseball game with my brother and he wanted a beer and you order electronically and we at the Padres game. And it said, like Modelo. Coors Light, there are like 18 bucks. Bud Light $7. And when I ordered the beer, the guy came by you. Hey, bro, real quick. Anybody ordered Bud Light to? It's not one, not one. Because that's how bad it is. And it was. People just don't. They don't want to, like, have the traditional, you know, it's like it was it was like, if you guys think that we are behind you guys being sponsored by this person who is deciding they're a woman. It was it. It rubbed everybody. It was that. And then also, if you drink when you crave c**k, that's nice that that is that is the that was the biggest issue. Whatever? Yeah. Okay, interesting. All right. I'm sorry, guys, for his bigotry. I've got a guy can't because I can't. But how smart is Bud Light to be like the most manly in the world? We want to be on the octagon. And I bet Dana was like, Cool, here's the amount. And they're like, say, less wear. Yeah, because that's how high the bush. They own everything, right? So Anheuser-Busch owns everything, but that is the one that was their staple. That was such a popular beer. And three breweries. That's that's another thing like you guys take over here like loyalty and like patriotism, everything like really seriously nationalism. We don't give a s**t. They advertise such a melting pot. Yeah, it really, really is. And there really is less and you guys would speak on this way more. But there really is. I feel less quote unquote entrenched racism in general. I'm not saying, but the U.S. has this legacy of slavery. It's really tense. So I'm on stage and I bring up if I bring up something like I was. I had this joke about being a little bit racist because I was playing pickup basketball and I went like, There's my friend who's correct that? Yeah, but there's. Corinne, who I'd known and there was a random black guy and I chose the brown and black guy, you know, and but but we won. When I say that it doesn't matter what audience, it gets quite a bit tight or tight, like tie tight. Anything you say, any time you mention race and it's time you mention the climate now, like from May 20 that I think you're right to now, like Americans have always been because they don't know to laugh or not. Yeah, we are. Britain's Britain's. It's always been a little bit. Yeah. So like I remember since we like recently, only reason our last couple of years, I'll get a lot of messages of people saying like, Oh, I'm thinking about moving to the UK, where an interracial couple. I don't know how it's going to go down over there. Like what other like what can I? Because I'm I'm mixed race myself. I don't know how to navigate it. Is there any places I stay away from those that don't know, you know, what do you mean? Yeah, I don't go anywhere because I'm at being my age. I remember in the in the 80s, 90s where it was, it was commonplace in Britain, like interracial relationships were. But it was a thing. The US was, you know, in the 80s and 90s, it was still us. It was still a taboo like that taboo. But oh, interesting. You know, and risk taking. But the risk was A. It was a risk. And by the way, and another issue that people never talk about is when you were mixed race in this country and to an extent that's gone, but to an extent for a long time, up until about 15 minutes ago when you were like a mixed race and you were, especially if you were black, finding your place in a black community as somebody who had a white father in a way that was dicey until Dre came along you, he had to drink. But there was that idea that that was a whole issue. Yeah, I remember growing up there used to. I don't know what channel it would have been on here, but we used to have a channel called Trouble. Yeah, and it would have, um, what was the what was the. So you always have like my wife and kids on it. It was a show called one on one. I think it was. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. On us, on this and on this was mixed race and they would always bully him for being mixed race. And I didn't understand like it wasn't. It's not a thing. Yeah. In the UK, like, Oh, he's only half black. I don't listen to him and I'm like, Yeah, he doesn't get it. Doesn't it doesn't like in the UK, if you're like mixed race, you're seen as black. Yeah, it's not. You're not considered half way. You're just black, right? So, yeah, see, and that was like, Wow, this is really weird. And I remember going to Disneyland in Florida years ago, and some guy pulled me to the side was my I was with my dad and my stepmom. Another interracial couple. And then the guy pulled me aside and was like, Oh, you guys are British. Like, How do how does this go? Like, how does this relationship go? Like what? Yeah. And I was like, Oh, so important. You're sorry. Yeah, it some black guy was like, it was a black guy. I was like, Oh, does does he have any like, do you guys have any trouble over? I was like, like, what are you talking about Disneyland? But yeah, it's like, you're on Splash Mountain. Greg may be in London, like in Paris, there are entire neighborhoods that, for example, are Arabic. You know what I mean? Like you? So you'll be walking down London. You'll have, like the majority of women, are hijabs. Yeah, it's crazy. So it's but I didn't realize the thing either being makes it. When I saw some singers, she was so hot, but they call her yellow bone and then she was just getting like, brutally like, hated on yellow bone. There was a I don't care about that. Yeah, she was somewhat similar. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. This was a huge her. She's yes, f**kin. I've never seen this person beautiful. Now she's she's saying she's like Chris Brown. I wish she was dating the baby. Yeah, she had a baby with the baby. Look at her. Bring that up. Look just like it right there. Make it right there. Look, it was a special pick. f**k you. She's OK with the baby. I think so. God, that's. That's ridiculous. And she can sing. Come on, man. But boy, I love my wife. I love my wife. I love my wife. She's like, Yeah, she's stupid. And Chris Brown, of course. Yeah, decent. Good for you, bring up all the work I want to see. No more pictures. Yes. So Sanaa's has on here. OK, got a little throwback and a little Seinfeld action. So again, in this country, we sue people when our coffee's too hot. Cool. So this is literally suing Dunkin Donuts right now because the coffee was too hot. She got three million. She spilled it, but he gave her like third degree burns on her thighs. Well, it's coffee bean, but third degree. But even at Starbucks, like when I order coffee, I'm like, Who's this for? It's f**king lava, man. Like, I got to wait 40 minutes to drink this s**t. What are we doing here? And when my dad was like, Can you make it extra hot and like, extra hot? The f**k is wrong with that was boiled, bro. Yeah. Boy, you just boil it. That was another hundred degrees on level. Yeah, it's for robots. I don't know who that was. Yeah, you guys have a mad suit culture, right? Yeah. Tons and then suing. Yeah, like, that's American, huh? Yeah. Was it in the parking lot the other day and Jacob was trying to drive through and the the pillars were like, so close. So he asked the security like, OK, can you help me gauge if I can go through? And I don't know any of this? And he's like, Please, I need your help. He's like, He's out. I want that trouble. You're you're on a plane. You need aspirin. You're not getting aspirin. Oh, really, you're not going to give you aspirin. They want to give you aspirin, really at a hotel. You have to buy it because they could be. Remember, we were talking about, I don't know. Oh, I don't know how to read things out. So what do people usually come on? I'm from my friends in front of my friends like, you put your hands up. Be cool, man. Yeah. I remember talking about that dude on the plane had tried taking over, and he was like pulling the stops on the airplane. I told you it's trippin. He was on shrooms. Oh, f**k called it. Yup. Oh, do you go into the c**kpit? Yeah. And then he was a pilot himself. He's going to put it in part like, Oh oh, that turn the engine people on the plane something. Yeah, you said you of mushrooms like that? Yeah. I'm not kidding you, bro. Did he say, was he on mushrooms? I said that. I was like, He just wasn't going up there trying to stop it. He was called me and said, on Rogan, he goes, Hey, dude, you're on Rogan. Do yourself a favor. Don't rub your beard for 20 minutes and say nothing. Apparently four times said Nasty when that's how he said nothing because Eddie was freaking me out. You know, when you're a mush, you guys don't know. I was trying to rip Bryan to get him, and he was all, Oh man. I was like, Give me something. I'm like trying to keep up because Eddie was talking fast and using his hands a lot. So I was like, I can't handle this right now. I would have a panic attack. I say, that's why I can't. I can't dabble into Dublin as the devil. That's yeah, the devil is all this black magic. I don't get down. He was laughing so hard. I talked to him yesterday. Ha ha ha ha. You too, man. I'm like, You could've told me that they're that strong. I feel like you're old enough to figure it out, though, you know, because he's back in there. No doubt he's some young kid. We're like, Oh man, what are you doing? Rogen gives you something just no pressure. It's the Yeah, I don't have any control over it. You know, you asked for frustration. You all saw it. Yeah, I wanted it because I was like, Let me, let me just I just want a little bit just to see what happens. Let's say what you're you're walk, crustacean. I don't have a backbone. I thought you said your crush did it. It doesn't say it. We thought you said something else. What do you think? Crushed something. Yeah, crushed. Yeah, you can put two and two together. It was like a play on supply. Yeah, fresh. Yeah. I was like, Yeah, hey, shouldn't we be weird? What is that? I don't know anything. Some American term. Yeah, I dress up like an Asian. I have people call me crush. So yeah, oh yeah. I see how you guys get their act together. Like, Don't get me. All right. What else you got? Sorry. Sorry. Was on your lady over there just covered her face up. Oh, she's having your lady, but you're a man. She thinks this is an absolute nightmare. She's having a horrible time. That's a job. So she's our world has not come. I told you, this is where we go. You guys started it. What were we talking about? Mushrooms. All right. Moving on with this, Jen. So this is a it's a very popular Instagram handle called Trans of National Parks, which means tour on is like a tourist moron. Yeah. So this guy is next to a giant frickin moose. I'll just play the video for you. Biggest animal in the world, but people are so stupid. They do this in national parks over here all the time. So damn dude. Oh my god. Go away. Oh my God. That's a lady. No, it's a man. It's a dude. You can tell he's an a*****e, by the way. He's always getting closer. But watch what happens when the moose from Japan and he's, Oh, Jesus. Yeah, yeah, yeah. By the way, he played did the right thing. He gave a big a*s first. Yeah. Well, it's not necessarily. It's not the right thing because a lot of times you get trampled, that's people have died that way. Oh, he got lucky, though. But I mean, he's so stupid. There's so many stupid people that he's now. So how are you doing it for the gram literally to walk up to a grown a*s moose? I get, I go under. You go under and you grab the you grab the. And you do this and you calls on ride like that and you go. Where did you learn that, Brian jiujitsu? Yeah, but I train and I'm not. I'm not a terrible way, but you know what I'm saying? Be honest. That's f**king a little impressive. Sorry, I can't see the microphones. A lot of this is governed by a block in India. All right. Brownsville like Kermit the Frog. It's not true. I have legs. High chance that she's right to die for me. What do you got, chin? Give us one more. OK, now let's you want to do the I don't want to tell you we got two good ones. Give me here on here. Santos. OK, well, in light of our guest, I figured we go a little UK for this one. I don't know about you all, but you guys need to watch your spinach in the UK because what in God's name is sound a frog in her bag of spinach? Oh my god, that's crazy. In the. Yeah, that's the lawsuit. Yeah. No, no, no. It's not, because if you scroll down the Center for Disease Control, you're actually said sometimes raw fruits and vegetables contain harmful germs that can make you and your family sick, such as salmonella, E. coli and listeria. So that is their get out of jail free card. Yeah, we want to or frogs? Yeah, sure. Notice it all with a cream sauce, you go all the way through it. Yeah, she did. By the way, she mixed it up. Yeah. And I did smell, and I am a little suspect. I got I got skeptical here. We've seen that before. Yeah. So they try to sue them, right? I don't buy it. I don't buy it because the way they wash those things, the way the weather is. Yeah, yeah. But but now it's on there. Did she toss it? And it's too convenient? Crazy. That's disgusting. I remember when years ago I bought like a pack like Bell Peppers and I opened it up and I had like four caterpillars inside it. No. Yeah. So I rang up the supermarket and they were like organic, like organic, organic, like, you know, like their caterpillars. Pelosi say, Oh, you want us to do my them off? He bit in the chicken and he broke his tooth. Trader Joe's. There was glass in the chicken house. I don't know how, but there's it's a thing they had it. They had an issue with it, like five months before that. So I have friends of law. He calls my friend, he's armourer. He was he was my that. He's a trainer and. And and he cracked. He broke his teeth and he was like, I'm going to make. I'm going to make a million dollars and s**t like, I'm going to make all the money. So he hires my friend, his lawyer. So funny, he goes, I had to go to the dentist and everything. I got pictures and I, so what do you want to do? And he goes, I want to make, you know, I mean, they owe me money. And my friend is hilarious. What do you think you're going to make? He goes, I don't know, man, this feels like a six figure thing to me. He goes, You're going to make they'll pay you maybe, maybe 12 grand, but I think it'll be closer to nine grand for your dentistry if we push him down. Yeah. So you don't. They just they know this stuff is going to happen. Exactly. Unless unless you find a human finger in there and they can prove it, you're you're not going to. I don't know why I told you I no all build. Yeah, I know you tell a story and you're like, f**k, I got to come up with something. Yeah, just make sense. I got to die in a car chase in this. Yeah. And then he got on his phone, his, Oh, I wish I was him. What do you tell him? Like, you're like, Yeah, we have friends here. Say, I respect your bravery, though I didn't expect you to shoot. I know I can. I can always count on you. Anything else to that's? Is this it's so disrespectful. So no U.S. tour announced dates right now. No, no, no. Now, none of our tour dates for next year have been announced yet, but because some big ones, it should be good. Yeah, I need the gospel by, I don't know. I haven't told anyone. So after the cameras, I'll tell you where we're planning to do, but I need to got it. But yeah, nothing. Nothing, nothing. I'm locked in yet to be announced. Just some good restaurants line up. You going to hit you guys, foodies? Yeah, we have our food. Where did we go the other day? Cash cow? We went, That's great. That's a scene to marijuana scene to my marijuana is good food yesterday outside of a hotel. We got some recommendations. I went to lot. So here we went to one of your recommendations. Osisko Copper Skull was great. That was good. The branzino was amazing. Yeah, absolutely great steak. I love that you guys listen. I love that you guys get sure you're making some good stops. 'Cause, yeah, it's been good so far. Jet lag has killed me. I'm OK today. I had a ten thirty seven day sleep. So yeah, oh damn. Yeah, man, I've been waking up at like four a.m. every day. Why not take naps? Unfortunately, like the Sproule, but now we've had a good time. This is bad and we know you guys are busy, man. We're fans over here. Thank you very much, fans. How do you keep on track and field with the best Callan? Appreciate you, fellas. Thank you, man. You gang as f**k. This autumn centre is cutting prices on hundreds of branded favourites across the store, enjoy big discounts on cheaper strawberry jam 370 gram was 319, now 229, and Hinds being snapped for pack plus 399, now 369. Whether you're topping up or stocking up this autumn, shop smart, feelgood, centra live every day.

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Kato Kaelin joins the show for the first time and the guys obviously talk all things O.J. Simpson including why he thinks O.J. was guilty, inviting himself to eat McDonalds with O.J., Kato working with Bryan on MADtv, Naked Gun stories, his connection to multiple bad people and much more. DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code: FIGHTER O'Reilly Auto Parts - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTER True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/fighter ! #trueclassicpod Magic Mind - http://magicmind.com/
00:00:00 3/13/2025
The boys are back to recap UFC 313 Magomed Ankalaev vs Alex Pereira and discuss why this was the worst UFC card Brendan has ever witnessed in a while, the build up to UFC 314 Brendan and Bryan potentially competing in car jiu jitsu, current events around the world including Stylebender's ex having to pay half her savings to Israel in a court case, a naked woman on a plane, Kanye West claiming he was messaging with Joe Rogan and Rogan calling him out for being incorrect, incredible AI work from JunkBoxAi and much more! Progressive - https://www.progressive.com/ TikTok - Learn more about TikTok?s contribution to the U.S. economy at https://tiktokeconomicimpact.com/ Magic Mind - http://magicmind.com/ JOYMODE - https://tryjoymode.com and enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% OFF your first order or 30% OFF your subscription
00:00:00 3/11/2025
The boys talk Bryan's cigar obsession, the reality of moving to Texas so soon, Brendan's text message to Joe Rogan and Bryan about his gains, Bryan's fascination with James Harrison's body, current events around the world including Dana White and Turki Alalshikh creating a new boxing promotion, Billy Corgan addressing rumors that he's half brothers with Bill Burr, Oscar De La Hoya challenging Joe Rogan and Dana White to have him on a podcast together and much more! Progressive - https://www.progressive.com/ True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/fighter ! #trueclassicpod Magic Mind - http://magicmind.com/ JOYMODE - https://tryjoymode.com and enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% OFF your first order or 30% OFF your subscription Transcend - https://transcendcompany.com/brendanSchaub
00:00:00 3/6/2025
The guys talk about Bryan's nose and what he would do for 25 million dollars, UFC 313 Alex Pereira vs Magomed Ankalaev, Brendan's triceps, Tiger's discovery of the show Baylen Out Loud, Trump meeting Zelensky, Bryan's love for Drake's new song, current events around the world and much more! TikTok - Learn more about TikTok?s contribution to the U.S. economy at https://tiktokeconomicimpact.com/ Stash - Go to https://get.stash.com/fighter to see how you can receive TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures. DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code: FIGHTER O'Reilly Auto Parts - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTER
00:00:00 3/4/2025
The guys talk the future of Fighter and the Kid, OJ Simpson rumors, Brendan's 3hr Uber drive and unwillingness to go to a dentist, an 85yr old party thrower, Bryan possibly being a part of the mile high club and much more! True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/fighter ! #trueclassicpod JOYMODE - https://tryjoymode.com and enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% OFF your first order or 30% OFF your subscription
00:00:00 2/27/2025
Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen recap Bryan's visit to Miami and hanging out with Jorge Masvidal, Bryan's re-listening of the bible and how that affected Brendan, Brendan's enormous size in person, Brendan's incoming check from the UFC lawsuit, current events around the world including Hooters possibly going into Bankruptcy and much more! MUD\WTR - Start your new morning ritual and get up to 43% off your @MUDWTR with code Fighter at http://mudwtr.com/Fighter ! #mudwtrpod Magic Mind - https://www.magicmind.com #magicmind #mentalwealth #mentalperformance Progressive - https://www.progressive.com/ O'Reilly Auto Parts - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTER
00:00:00 2/25/2025
The guys talk Bryan being a cigar guy now, Patrick Bet-David's crazy car collection, Eric Nicksick's falling out with Sean Strickland, current events around the world, the move to Austin being reality and much more. O'Reilly Auto Parts - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTER True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/fighter ! #trueclassicpod JOYMODE - https://tryjoymode.com and enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% OFF your first order or 30% OFF your subscription
00:00:00 2/20/2025
The guys talk Bryan visiting The Mall of America, Brendan's chat with a local corrections officer and hope for larger set women on Love is Blind, Cosplay, pegging advice, current events around the world including a kayaker being swallowed by a whale, Kanye West's newest divorce, Elon Musk having his 13th baby with an influencer and much more! Hims - Start your free online visit today at https://hims.com/fighter Stash - Go to http://get.stash.com/fighter to see how you can receive TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures. TRUEWERK - https://truewerk.com/fighter for 15% OFF
00:00:00 2/18/2025
Bryan Callen and Brendan Schaub talk with Darren Owen of the GFL (Global Fight League) to discuss GFL's vast fight roster, legends vs legends, Post Malone's cookies, the possibility of Brendan taking a fight if given enough money, Bryan vs Mark Zuckerberg, current events around the world and much more! O'Reilly Auto Parts - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTER True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/fighter ! #trueclassicpod Magic Mind - Get 45% off the Magic Mind bundle here: https://www.magicmind.com/TFATKJAN #magicmind #mentalwealth #mentalperformance JOYMODE - https://tryjoymode.com and enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% OFF your first order or 30% OFF your subscription
00:00:00 2/13/2025
The guys recap UFC 312 Dricus Du Plessis vs Sean Strickland, Super Bowl 59 and talk the big game's halftime show, dating someone many years younger than you, Dominick Cruz retiring, Jake Paul vs Canelo Alvarez no longer happening and much more! Magic Mind - Get 45% off the Magic Mind bundle here: https://www.magicmind.com/TFATKJAN #magicmind #mentalwealth #mentalperformance O'Reilly Auto Parts - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTER JOYMODE - https://tryjoymode.com and enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% OFF your first order or 30% OFF your subscription
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