The Biggest Fraud in History | Antonio Reza

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So enjoy a few housekeeping notes for again, this juicy live episode with Skank Fest Boys and Legion of Skanks. I'll be in Niagara Falls November 4th and 5th Niagara Falls, New York. It's at the Seneca Casino out there. Those shows are almost sold out one show Friday night, one show Saturday Saturday night, November 4th and 5th, and then to wrap up the year. I'm Chicago, December 8th and 9th two shows Friday two Show Saturday tickets at Big Boy dot com. My boy Brian Cowan will be a good night and that's in rally. New North Carolina Good Nights in North Carolina. That's Thursday, November 9th, Friday, November 10th, Saturday, November 11th. Then he is at Yakult in Calgary, November 16th through the 18th that's in Calgary, Canada. It's gonna be freezing, but Cowan will be OK, so please enjoy this very special episode of Finding the Kid with the Legion of Skanks. Appreciate it. Enjoy as we did because we're back at it again. It's the third and this is really the fight on the kid. Come on, baby. Are we doing? I made a booking made in the belly of the beast, the belly of the beast. You pick up up the. And boy, you want to sit there and I'll sit here. You want, you know, let's bookend. Let's bookend them in case trouble breaks out or these boys and you give me a signal and we'll f**kin converge. We'll sandwich them. You know what I'm saying? I'm not going to lie. I think Helen's going to miss it. I've been a terrible dude. All I know is I'm fifty six and this is very rare. There was a gal in her, like she was like 30 and she was giving me business. She said, I like your cashmere sweater. Never happened and never. All right. Anyway, I like I like I like your cashmere sweater. I'm the only one wearing cashmere in this whole f**king place. Sorry, everyone. Can we have some whiskey, please? Thanks very much. Abe, can we bring out our guest? We got some special guests for this. You know what? Let's just cut to it. Let's get to it. Huh? All right. Let's bring you out. You, you you this cake. That's true. No, these boys. It is the legion of good. But up and up and up and up, you go back to the King Goldman, the great Dave Smith and of course, Big Joe. This is good. You guys get the coveted back angle. This is incorrect, I'm so excited. I can't believe Lewis is going to fist fight Brendon Siobhan back on stage in front of all of you. People tell him to go viral purchase. Go pile on. Holy s**t. Lewis is going to commit suicide by Shabaab. He's so much bigger than you guys realize. Holy s**t. Yeah, he ran it. It's so much easier to talk s**t on the internet. Oh my god, this is great in person. Holy f**k. I'm just here for the nude rose. I just wanted to watch the nude rose. How are you? Oh hell, there's nobody. It's right after this. The Naked Rose. There's not a single, attractive person in the naked, rude. Start your own. No. Yeah. Well, that's why I'm excited to announce Bryan Callen is going to do it. Man Stanley, I still have no great pubic hair, and I'm working with a pig. You got them old balls, though. I got some old balls and some old balls. I bet your dick is f**king. I got to have nice. It's whether it's whether I look like the letter L. No, I'm sure it's like you guys. Cats got a lot of pain s**t. And it's like seeing stuff, right? Yeah. And he just goes all the way up anymore, just goes straight out. It just kind of like like, I just kind of like, it's lazy. It's like, I'm not going to go. And its nose looks like a great white shark. Just been through some s**t and some stuff. It's got some barnacles on them. Or those words, could we could we convince either of you guys to judge the naked Ross tonight, judging the Negroes? Jason Ellis his judgment. He's got a f**king happy f**king penis. Yeah, dude. Three had a judge and she's actually going full nude or plus he's going to be out. You don't have the pay of her only fans. And then I think it's already over. Yeah, how much money she's losing by doing this. And I think Ari Shapiro is going to judge it as well. And he's got the biggest grossest balls, so they're going to all be naked. Everyone's going to be f**king naked, dude. Can we convince you to account if you want to? Well, I need a priest if you want to win over the skank fest crowd. This is the way. Do you guys want to win over this game fest crowd? Go do the f**king naked rose. Right now, it's outrageous. What a manipulative tactic that was, Lewis says. You weren't walking away naked. Take your clothes. I'm going to rape Brendan Shaw. Take your clothes off. Sounds pretty rape. Hey, you know what, really? When this crowd over, you should kiss me in the closet. Louis looks like a Disneyland pimp doesn't take the good. Yeah, look, I'm going to take that as a compliment, Brian. You should. Brian does a roast. I have a I have a different outfit for every day of this festival. In fact, at the end of tonight, I'm giving away this f**king hat to one lucky fan in this crowd. All right. Can I just I mean, I hate to be that guy, but Louis, we all have a different outfit for every day. Yeah. He keeps saying nothing to brag about that you're not wearing the same clothes. The next day, he keeps saying ridiculous outfits. Louis comes from family money, guys that a change of clothes for every day. New socks. It's a new Louis. I'm talking underwear for Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and I'm giving them away at the end of every day. I'm ringing them out, f**king flinging them in the audience, right? Well, we're supposed to be transparent and show what's going on right now. This is ridiculous. He's won them and they realize he's better than he is better. Not at all. The one thing I realized is everyone told everyone I told. Everyone's told me, everybody, Bert, Chrysler, everybody is like you and Louis. You just need to get together. You guys are going to love each other into the same s**t. He's built some stuff you built on. You guys are going to like each other, but we've never really met face. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's exactly what you've built. Is f**king insane, dude. Yeah. Now down to you, man. Like, it's it's an no. That's right, you should go down to be pitch. Yeah. Well, yeah. Are you out of your g*****n mind, Louis up? You're like Lewis. We hate the olive branch. You lunatic. I'll tell you what. Let me control Louis as Mike. Just just throw him in a headlock and then watch what happens. What'll happen is Shoplifters is going to start giggling, OK? And then it'll be a disaster. Louis, we do not have your back, please. You are on your own here. Hey, I won't let him kill you without going star's best friend. We've learned. He learned, he learned. You know, we have talked about this before on the show. Could the legion of Skanks, the three of us collectively take a job? No, because we can't. Three of us, you pussy. I f**king piss, you know, because if he gets, if he gets, he's like, Bam, bam. And if he gets that look, that gorilla, that sort of, you know, before he pulls your limbs off. Sure thing, Louis. Let me explain to you why we couldn't, because I am immediately fighting on Brendan's side. OK, here I am right away. Jumping to one to look for these guys f*ggots. It's going to be a movie where he levels you and then it's going to be me and Dave going, Oh man. And we all said some things we didn't mean back here, man, we're all getting a little wild. Mushrooms are going around. What was the Tom Cruise movie where he's like the the last two run they always run can be the legion of it now. Yeah. You guys were not doing references anymore. f**k you guys. I have a round of applause for Brian. Came here right from the f**king air before airport, guys. For you, people, for you. I ran here, brought my cardio is on point. Hi guys. Texted me. He's like, He's like, Dude, there's weather at the airport. And then because he knew that, I would assume that he's lying. He started sending videos of him at the airport with like delays behind him and other people. Mad when we had to just hold my hand up for the rain. But I bought. I bought three f**king tickets and I finally, I get a. Get this one at one 30, and we're taxiing and the guy goes, Ah, right, engine just went out and I went, I got to get the skank vest and everybody went, Yeah. And then they made an exception. You guys were all that works in American hair. But here's how long I've known Brian. Even though you showed me the videos, I still thought he was a liar. I was like, This f**k no, I'll lie all I've backing out of Skank Fest. I have been I have fans tweeting, I've been like, Dude, Brendon convince Brian to lie for him because Brendan didn't want to show up. That's what they were saying. They thought it was a whole f**king ruse. And then Brendon was here at two o'clock. Get in f**king down all day. He knocked him down all night. Chop shop called me up shop, call me up. We were talking at the airport. He goes like this. He goes to go and he goes, the crowds. I go, Oh, he goes, They're f**king great. They're really nice. Thank you. OK, well, let me just say I will say this, OK, I every year it's gang fest. There's always like some comedians. It's their first time, it's gang fest. And every year they always say the same thing to me. They always go, they're actually great. Yeah, they're not that bad. It's because they look at you f**king, you know, savages and looks like, you know, doing it looks like a casting couch for 60 days, and I did a little bit of time I could get through it. Notably, I was terrified to come out for sure. You were, you were nervous and supernovas, he said. He did say to me, You're like, Dude, like, I got to get my head on a swivel. I was like, You're not going to hurt you, Bret. Good, relax. I don't know why this is so you can double clothesline your way through this systematically. You get like BoJack's mobile, just take off heads and then make your way back through and even lines like you're mowing a big lawn. By the time you get to the third row, they're going to be like, No, no, no, I was just going to play them out too. Once, once they're all down, I come out and they go, and they did a good job this week. I got a nice. The lines are perfect. You don't have lawns. I'm trying to f**k you guys. That was a good long f**king game. Good morning. Good lawn jokes. Good. Where are you at your life? Dave's in his head right now, dude. You got a f**king with day. Am I the only guy with no tattoos on this whole f**king place? No. That you're doing it with bare skin. With virgin skin. No details. No tattoos, either. It's because he's a few tattoos. Oh, he's Jewish cause he's a f**k me, Jew. But me and Louis have these tattoos. Check this out. Oh, it's a good skin tone. Doesn't he look at that? I don't tan properly. Look at him. There it is. It's too half his, says Dave Martin, says Smith. Yeah, I like that. Yeah, that is adorable. That's love f**kin adorable. That's love for a Jew. Every time they put them together, a pedophile is executed. So how long are you guys been together? How long has this been going on? 12 years, 12 years. The 12 is the seventh skank fest. Wow. The seven day. Wow, wow. Yeah. But how long have you guys like you came up together in comedy? Me and Dave were friends before we were comedians. I was friends with Dave. When I was 19 or 20 years old. We were like roommates, and then we became like young. I don't know why that one guy claps so much. It's for f**king roommates. Times have roommates. We were college wrestling around. Some of these flies out of his speedo. Well, we literally did. I have cauliflower ear because me and Dave Smith were just f**king losers who would smoke weed and do jujitsu in the living room. Yeah, you'd order every time you'd rent, like the videos from UFC events, and then we would f**king do. We didn't know jujitsu. No, but this is harder in the ear, jack. I said, You do some light wrestling. Yes, but I had to. I always have to correct the record. And what would happen is me and Louis were roommates and we would get drunk and smoke weed and watch UFC. And then Louis would shoot a double leg on me. Yeah, right. Oh no. He doesn't know how he did it. So then you would just have to wrestle Louis. This was part if you remember Luis in his twenties. This is part of being friends with him that he would just always start grappling with, you know, I know I go, I just set my defense and I go, No, I'm your dancing friend. Yeah, yeah, I try. I try that. We better. You told me you'd give me $5000 if I could take you down. Yeah. And we were at this. We were at a party. It was basically a Snoop Doggy Dogg party. He was a Snoop Dogg. Is that what are the kids saying anyway? It was just L.A. All our fans are racist. You're not going to impress them with black. Well, that's the end. And I think I tried to shoot a double leg on you and you sprawled on me and I still have. I think my my ear was red for almost a year because now notice I don't ask to do any of this. I haven't said anything about fighting anybody out there. I wanted to poke the bear chill man. There's something about challenging a UFC fighter that you're like, Dude, I want to just test myself. Yeah. And then you do it and you're like. Was the worst idea I've ever had that idea, like they'd been spinning and Mickey Gall both put me down with body shots just for a game. That's true. Yeah, both of them not good. I'm not going to do striking, but sometimes you can, like, jump in his lap and then try to try to grab his head or something. It's OK. I know it's OK. I got to come out of the closet now, but yes, you, you and Dave. Same guy clapping gets, say, something funny about Louis and Dave's novice training. And maybe we'll give you guys a treat here on the fighter in the Kid Show. One of my favorite things in the world with Louis and Dave. The cuteness of their relationship is a little training method called Louis vs. Hand First. Then what is it, Louis? If you guys want to see a little dose of Louis V hands? Yeah. I'll say right now, I'll tell you right now here is not really ready for what I have right now. OK, so am for you if you guys are looking confused at this. Me and Louis used to play this game where Louis would try to fight my hand. You see if he can hit my hand before I can move it out. He do this, not try to punch it, but on the one hand could strike me back. It is very fast. It's going to be either. He's very elusive. Try that it's it's not a good game. You know, this gives me boyish laughter. I love it so much. I try that. Let me try that. I want to see Brian Cowan versus had to try that. Well, I don't know. I'm not going to. He's not. He's not going. I'm Viper quick. No burn. Burn. Dave's not going to be willing to smack you. Yeah, that's the problem. I'll say no. Something you want. Don't you won't just slap me. Brian O'Brien, we have to understand, is I'm not James Reid lap. You know the game's Reagan's. You can't beat. Hey, Louis is focusing on, by the way. I promise you, Brendan Schaub could beat hands. Oh, let me tell you something. Hand me to train for Brandon job. But look what happened. So the funny of this is Louis seriously trying to focus on hand. By the way, I think Louis came up with this game. Yeah, one of the best training I've ever had in my hand slaps Louis nonstop and I've gotten better. They have not gotten better. I better, not improved in my recent training. Have I not gotten better? I get Louis. We s**t. Here we go. By the way, David Davis rather athletic, he's got some length of bone. Why do you want it to happen? He just stood up. There it is. So over there, Lewis has built a little bit like a Samoan. I like it. Yeah, he has small hips. GizmoChina legs. Yeah. Luis, his last name should be hug. Walk a hug. He's a big. All right now. So now, now what is this now? This is great. All right. All right. Luis is already complaining hands seems to do hug before the fight. How gay is that when you hug? And I was doing, Oh, I was doing like an Anderson Silva master thing. Like, Yeah, OK, hand seems to be on point already. And hey, hey. It's a hand crowd, everybody crowd. All right. Oh s**t. Oh, oh, there you go. Yeah, that's good. Good technique. Move ahead. Move ahead. Now, can we? That's not here. You're not putting your hand, Lewis. You've now attacked arm. Not by the way, Dave was kind of lazy with that slap. Yes, that's how easy it is for him to be a little hard to beat here. I got his hands, just toys with Louis. It's not. You were looking for something in the dark, you know, hands like a f**king ninja. When's the last time you guys did that? We do it twice a week. It was years old. Yeah, we did this one set to stay on joking around for a minute recently. But when we were like, I'm forty, lose your forty one when we were 20 and we were roommates. We did this so much. I can't loot me. And Louis used to constantly do things where you take something and pretend it's a knife and be like, Let me see if I could fight you off with a knife. And the guy with the knife wins 10 out of 10 times than ever and never really let me grab that guy becomes so bad. No ability to take a knife away from now. Nine. Make so much difference. I watch the thing on YouTube and it was like you had a seriously fight somebody with a knife. And the advice was they were like, First thing, first, you're going to get stabbed with this nightmare. Just so you know, there's no not getting stabbed if you're fighting somebody with a knife. It's about avoiding like getting sliced up. Yeah, yeah. Do you? Currently, 90 percent of people, 90 or 87 percent fake news right handed and they stab you with their right hand. So they cut and they come this way. So, you know, fake news here. f**k yeah, dude. You guys hear bang and then I don't know you guys this fight science on this show and we're we're mesh around your midsection like, let's just read it already. Like me, honey, you need my whiskey. Sorry. Sorry, sorry. Thank you, Brendan. Brendan, why are you such a f**king sweetheart? Why does everybody hate you so much? What's happening? I know what is wrong with you, people. He couldn't be any nicer. I know that's what happens. You started. It started. Yo. He did that f**king hilarious. A great response. That's what Brendan gives to charity. But he doesn't tell anybody. So don't you feel bad now? You f**k something. You don't think that's helping, Brian. You're making it worse. Why do you hate him? You started it. And so he's with nobody else under the bus. You're like, What's wrong with you guys? Be cool bullies. Hey, dude, look, there's a lot. There's a lot to hate on. There is a lot of hate. I've never been. I've never. Have you ever heard me say a bad word about you? You've never said a bad word about anybody. You're the nicest person I've ever met. But these people hate you so much. I don't understand. I'm trying to understand. You know what it is he is six for. With all that f**king hair. He does know his shoulders for days. It's a little annoying. It is, you know what I mean? Like, he's kind of good breeding stock, so it's fun to kind of even I kind of secretly behind his back. You know what I mean? I just I'm aware I do what I make fun of his speech. He was you all along. It was never Bobby Lee's ex-wife. It was, you know, cover the whole thing. I did not. I say that. I didn't say we broke. I didn't smoke. Open the case. I said, Right here. It's always who you least suspect. You raised the cigarette. We find out, Brian, with a fake account like this. Oh, I wish. Oh, what a puppet master that would be no pants. That would be a great last scene of that movie, though, if they're like, I've been calling the whole time. It's a slow turn. That's right. And if for no reason, Brendan has a button down shirt and he's doing this as he's taking his shirt off because he's going to take a shirt off. Oh man, no, it's okay. It's just that you have to show me your bow. No, it's just like the thing that we said. And then we all saw each other's dicks for a while. You know what I mean? And I'm like, What? I'm so confused. I don't know why. It's only gay. If you're smiling, guys. If you're frowning, it's OK. But it's like it was. It was the Opie and Anthony subreddit, right? It was like the f**king like they were. They turned on Opie and Anthony in such a f**king crazy way. And then the fighter in the song The Fighter, the kid subreddit. It's like a f**king dude. What is there ever been on? You've never been on it. Oh, let's open it right now on the big screen, if we could get it that. I never I don't have a ready to use, you know, have you ever rented a account to go on to it? I start right here in about two years. Yeah. Yeah. I don't even read my own company. The Joe Rogan account is all just going on. Rogen also. It's I read it turned into a weird thing where like, there's fan groups of people who. The thing that they're in the group up. Yeah, but nobody watches it more than they know. So yeah, it's. But is it a community like any? Everybody is looking for some kind of community. Oh, don't make this year alone. You kind of get to hate hate. No, my thing is I was thinking this way worse. I stay off it because I just like you now. Yeah, but I figured with I figured that's their place to go. Like, big days. You just kill him. So wordy. I'm like, Yeah, go see it. Who gives a s**t? Yeah, you read my post. Yeah, yeah. And it taught me. Stay off Reddit, dude, dude. I lean into it. I go on to read and I read all of the hate. So then I become desensitized to it and then I don't actually care. Do you really read it, Lewis? Every day I have the app on my phone. What do you call? I'm also the father of the kids on Reddit. I'll post right now a picture of VIDEO. Yeah. Yes, we will get these guys. I read all of the insults to me to develop thick skin. I also eat dirt to protect my immune system. This is the way to do it in the horse stands with a testicle. St Johns. Yeah, maybe you can read all this. How's your mental health? I want to kill myself. Well, I tell you, not great. When he believes that he's going to die early from a rage heart attack? Probably. Um, no. I mean, look, I you're right. It probably would be better. It probably would be better to not read all of the hate. But also I read it to, like, make myself a little bit better. It makes me a little bit more self-aware. I can play baseball right now, James. I'm reading hate comments on Reddit. It's making people better. I will say that there's your fat dude. I'm taking the chair with me when I lean forward. I'm not fat. I'm hippy. You're white. What? I'm happy. White is just a little hippy. You're the only guy I know who gets away with frosting his hair. Thank you. Am I right? He actually gets away with it. If he was anybody else, I'd make sure I have so many jokes about his hair. It's worse. You know what it does. It becomes frosted tips. It's his color. At some point I put in it and then that fades out. When you sit down in the barbecue, go just for us, you know, don't make it well to me, Bryant, to be fair. Jay loves frosting of all types. That's like one of those lucky at my hair on my flakes. Get it on his cake. Yeah, on my cake. And he does get away with it. We try so hard to not let him. He's not who does get about losing any of it. Yeah, but Jay, you don't go under the red, it's you. You should've let me be cooler in 1999 to that. What, by the way, you're not talking to anyone here. You're just like Corey Hart. I was like, Yes, I wear my sunglasses at night. So what happened to Corey? I like when you think Helgerson an unrealized life as a new metal singer. I like the statement you should have. Let me be cooler in 1999 isn't directed at anyone here. It's just like you should have let me be cooler in ninety nine. Philadelphia, you're out there in my neighborhood in Philadelphia, and the girls who didn't like me, they me like, sort of dress, look away in ninety nine and then you were like, You're like, Dude, I'm just going to wait until it becomes cool. And it never became cool again. Keep waiting, Louis. Yeah, I couldn't dress. I guess in ninety nine, it was all hip hop dawg. C.J. dresses so uncool you dress too cool. So the way you dress sucks and the way you dress, you have to be in the middle like a Dave Smith or Bryan Callen. Like a nice, boring f**king white guy and I f**king hate cashmere black jeans. You know what I mean? Yeah, I dress like a f**king dickhead. I understand this sucks. I like that. Look, I like it. You might like that. Look, I do. Come on. Don't be so hard on yourself. You are a different outfit every day. Louis, you know, give yourself a little bit of a break. You've got a daily outfit. What do you guys think you'd be? This is a f**king weird job that we do. What do you think you'd be doing for real rapping? You're exactly the right person. As a profession, not a hobby doing. If you weren't doing this, I probably stormed the Capitol. Yeah. Oh dude, you would be such a good Capitol storming man. I know, dude. Hi, this is jump over the f**king fence with one lead. Yeah, man job. We really could have used you on the sixth. That's all I'm saying. Oh oh my god. We really need each to come in. He would have choked out the f**king shaman guy and then put his face paint on himself. I am your king now. I am your king. I don't approve of what happened there that day, for the record. But when it's time, you'll now dog whistle, dog whistle. You know, there are some attractive women at Skunk Fest, which I was expecting to see do nothing but do that. So that's so cool that you would come here after those canceled flights and then lie to everybody like that is really just want to say thank you for putting on your best face today. All of you. Your skank fest gets hotter and hotter every year. Did dogs like physically hot or were the desert? You're all ugly people. Am, everyone gets better in the space, gets smaller. We're all hotter. You know, this takes pretty hot. And then, yeah, well, don't say, don't say this chick is pretty hot. She's hot. She's pretty hot, dude. I mean, look, he f**king sobs. I'm trying to give her a shrug. I'll tell you that much. But that, Oh, is that mo dicks? Well, and I do it and I do have a new track. You have a new truck there. You're welcome to set your truck. Let's real. Yeah, you're f**king maybe looking at her in the rearview mirror as you drive away. Yeah, they're all looking sharp, sharp look. And if you think of it like not throwing it all the way, I'll tell you this young lady can quit on command on command. This girl right here. Oh, she's like a game fest regular. Does she want to? She's wearing a golden ticket because she can quit. She won a contest. She keeps on command. She could just she does. She looks like, yeah, she looks like a Dallas cowboy cheerleader who goes to church. Also with one command was the original name for the fighter in the Kid podcast Fat Cat, which we call it that could go on safe burn. No darn f**king burn on that subject. That's on your skills. Congrats. Were your parents like, how did you get the Gold Pass? Yeah, and she hasn't spoken to her dad in 10 years and the progression she's rebelling. She asked, how are no details? You couldn't tell or she was proud of your mother, you couldn't tell her that it was squeezing and dunking a basketball. Good for you. Also, when you hear a woman talk like it and kind of kind of funny, you're like, dude, sometimes they choose the podcast, you're like, That's crazy, right? It's not. Their f**king voices are the worst. I don't. A kid has no female fans. We don't know what it's like. Yeah, it's really one. Oh, there's one, right? And we have one. Oh, all right. Oh, surprise, surprise. The f**king cyborg lady is but attractive but attractive. So f**k you, Jack. Oh hey, welcome x us. Are you guys actually? That's how he gets away with the frosted tip. Yeah, kids quick. f**king Luna Vachon in the front row was the fighter of the kid. Was yeah, I've been a fan for a long time. I love what you guys did, though, where you broke down the right turn of Nate Diaz remark about your banter is not matched. Sorry. So they're both very blond, though you should read your children would get lost in three kids. Oh, you have three kids, by the way, these two, these two will be will swing. They will do crazy s**t. Oh yeah, swingers. They sent me DMs all the time. They're like, Please, like, please f**k my wife, please, if you could. Wow, this guy regularly asked me to do a rough kid to make cauliflower ear. You, you guys are the fight experts here, but they look like they had their three kids, not from sex, but from Muay Thai training accident, so stayed in the grip too long. And he came, That's it seeped in. Spartans, are you guys fighters? Your black belt and white and jujitsu. I can see it on your body, my friend. Congratulations. I haven't had a chance to take you and find a whole lot if we trade out. Dave could be this guy. AJ tech shop. I think me, this guy, and he's a f**king Black Belt Road on the way. What kind of. Did you compete like competitive black belt? Yeah, might be a problem. You might be a problem, kid. Can know. Make a pun situation. One thing Lewis. Me in the background. They always forget about me, everyone and fighter the kid. If you want to edit this out, feel free to. It's a strange thought. But. You shouldn't hit your ladies, fellas, but if you got to show him what's what you could do? Worse than doing jujitsu to them, you've got to show that doesn't answer. That doesn't raise any questions the next day if you arm bar your wife. No one's ever like what happened to your eye and you're like, Oh, I got, was it a knee bar? I had to submit? Now I think you should. I think I think rear naked choke in your wife to you, put her out should be just what you do to end the dispute. Yeah. Unpopular, maybe, but. And don't worry, if you do, it got dark feathers bodywork, yeah. Listen, I'm not going to cosign everything that was just set up. He's got a huge heart that was so inappropriate. I'm no one takes over control. What turns me on? All right. But I will say, if you and Louis and Jay can beat Brendan Schaub in a fight, you will earn yourself a shot at hand. You know, that's. And hand's been ducking you for a long time, sir. It's the next level of training has been picking his fights for years. And if you beat hands down now, Louis Louis will have sex with your wife. Louis is training. How much are you training right now? I'm training a lot, right? I'm coming up. Yeah. November 4th Carnival of Combat Games. Are just boxing right now. I'm all. I have bad knees. OK? Why aren't you so bad from jiu jitsu sucking c**k? Just getting my these guys seriously getting down there and blowing dudes, you know, for the low hanging fruit? Am I right? Am I right? No. Yeah, I got bad knees. I'm fighting. November 4th Carnival of Combat Me vs. Tim Butterly. I don't know if he's in the room right now, but I'm going to f**k him. Butterly up or something. But boy. Carnival of Combat one. I've got bad knees streaming Tim. I was just working to Tim. We're on the same show. He could be a handful, though. Yeah, yeah, Tim's a bad mother f**ker dude. Verbal bell has a point. I fight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But does he move his head? Brennan? Does he f**king move his head? Yes, that one right way of saying I'm a f**king cobra. He does. He's got like, he's from the fighting city of Philadelphia, so this one's tough for me. I'm from Patterson, New Jersey, dude. It's one of the most dangerous places in the f**k you. Wish you move when you were three months old. You're from Rockland County and everyone called you the N-word. Stop it. And you know what? They were, right? That's that's that's what a sign of what a great neighborhood you lived in, Lewis said. They thought you were the black guy. They did. I just love that these guys are smoking. It's so rare. I mean, I live in a world where everybody does. Coke plunges in the morning and has seared elk and half a yam if they've earned it. And these f**king guys are just like, Videotape it for me. You f**king pussy where I can live long for what, dude? I agree. Abby, when I argue with you on politics, you know, I don't know s**t about politics. I'm just regurgitating things, you know? And it's a very different version of it. Yeah, it's not good. But he's a libertarian. I'm right with him. This is how this is how stupid libertarianism is. Brendan Schaub agrees with it. Correct? Brendan, f**k him up in the name of liberty, in the name of Liberty. Now listen to me like an eagle. Now, freeze him till he. Am I just regurgitating someone smarter than me? Sure. But that's how it works. All right. It's called trickle down effect. We're all smart. So until someone punches Lewis in the face, Brennan, will you punch me in the arm? Really hard? I want to see how hard you punch. Dude, I want to feel that way, please. I want to feel it, dude. Let's go blow for blow home on Friday. Radel, who hates it? Oh man, this is going to be bad, but you're not gonna fight Brendan. Give him what he deserves. Lewis, you got a fight coming up. What are you doing? You got a fight coming up. You got to go, go, go. Brendan, turn your shoulders. I don't want. I don't support what he's fighting. You can't wait that long. Wait, wait, wait, stop. Stop, Brendan, you have to see through the target. Yes, you're punching through this. I am. So I'm sweating now. I'm soaking. Yo know, I think if you hit Lewis here, he shuts off. Yes, as long as he doesn't use his karate, we'll be OK. Let's say that he's sitting down. I'm sorry, you can hit me as hard as you can. But Lewis, you got a box. You're going to get a chance now, a punch in the arm. Do whatever Brendan's gay dude had up and oh Jesus for God's gay pride and gay pride. Gay friends, keep your arm close to your body. I bet you, Brendan punches like a b***h. Oh, you must be in. Puts me in my rip arm to death. Oh my god, it was like the J.F.K. bullet. It ricocheted. Oh, it's the silky shirt during silky shirt. He hit me twice. You piece of s**t. It was so meaty, Peter a god he leaned in last to. Yeah, that doesn't feel good. Remember, I didn't want to do this. You know, it's never your idea, huh? Never. Louis, you were your friend in Albany. I'm training tomorrow morning with our team rattlesnake. Will you come and train with Team Rattlesnake tomorrow morning? Yeah, I'm down. What time, though? May I see you bust? Play at 9:30? Saw what my see you about football. I know you guys. Oh, dude, football. Yeah. I'll tell you this. He grabbed he grabbed Michael Rapaport in the hallway after Michael was like, I want to. I want to see what you got. And Brennan goes, What do you want to do it? He goes, I don't know. And he goes, Let me put you in a headlock. And Brendan goes, Oh, I've never seen anything like that before. And then Michael grabbed him in a headlock, and Michael's a big guy. And then Brennan, I saw him start to giggle, and then he grabbed Michael and just he went like that and he pop. He broke his rib. Yeah, he went. He got by with, Oh oh my ribs. Oh no. And he broke his rib. You accidentally broke his ribs. Yes and no. He's also a far left c**k, and he's good and he's like, Oh yeah, we love him, but we love I love him. But chill out on the rants on that that do we do not like Michael Rapaport on the lead? You, this gangster. We are always you fear fans all the way here. Did f**k Michael Rapaport played right now, but Darren Rapaport and I like each other. Oh, Michael Rapaport porn star is in the face twice. Really? Well, yeah, you slapped him, slapped, slapped him. They tell you a little story about a Jew who turned the other cheek. Yes. Like Moses is, one of them was the God of man and the other is president of the Legion of Skanks Podcast. All right, so they all well. But why was Rapport so mad at all? Oh, I think I did something wrong. I was in guess or Lowry was already wrong. That would be my if I had to guess, where was it? It might have been the Kobe. No, I think now I think, well, maybe the Kobe thing. No, I think Rapaport sort of trashy, all weeping. And then all. We got really personal with Rapaport. Ah, is this. Yeah, about I was like, No, I think this is what it was about. He has like stalking charges and s**t like I rap for it and stuff. He started calling me like harassing women and realize Dude realized dude. And then he came Ferrari. Well, I got it. He brought it. I'll see you guys later. Yeah. And then that was Ben Rappaport was hanging out with was. Cowan checks out in conversation, guys. Speaker three Yeah. I got another plane to catch whenever it gets too hot and heavy towns like how fortunate are we to be? I want everybody to get along. I like them both. Yeah, he's got guys. He got this old accusation that came up and counted the engines working, OK, I'm back on my plane. See you guys later. One of my favorite games has fixed the engine going. You know, one of my favorite things in that was that was when Shane was hanging out Rapaport a bit. And didn't want to show on Rapaport what that was all happening, and then we're like, Yeah, what do you think about what he did to Ari? She goes, You're Rapaport said. It's on f**king site. And it was on site duty showed up. It came right up to her point. I will say it's everyone by rep. Look, I do have a weird amount of respect when celebrities are willing to just throw down. I mean, I personally have had to stop Rapaport from fighting when I didn't even know we were doing a movie. I'm an actor and we as a matter what's on my show are real. Actually, after this, it's so funny. It's only 40 minutes. But, but but I do drama as well, but I'll talk about my stage experience a little bit later. Do you guys have a minute? So but we're doing this movie and f**king this guy. We're at a bar and wraps a big kid, and I don't know rob that well. And the guy keeps asking, you know what to call them? Wrap, dude. See, that is to see that he was pretty comfy to me. I think, because I don't know. I don't know rapid do that much, but it's like, Look, I mean, we have a timeshare in Tahoe. But other than that, and we practice more tie together, his low kicks are stupid. So here I am. I'm I'm hanging out with me anyway. No, but he f**king this guy just kept getting in his face, but kind of getting a little obnoxious and asking for pictures and rap out of f**king nowhere just went, Hey bro, I f**king had with you. And he and he came at him and I had to get in front of him. I had to stop him. Respect him. Yeah. How big was the guy who was going at? f**king he was six eight. Yeah, it was actually not. It wasn't a guy who was a girl, but still OK. Yeah, but it was very it was very sad. Story, ho. So mad, you guys, guys, the story holds. The story almost made the story up for the podcast, but the thing is a true story. A true story. Has anyone ever tried fighting you? You talk a lot. I don't know. You talk a lot of s**t about a bunch of people are just, Yeah, I mean, I have I've had yeah, no. You're the only one. You're the only one who saw it. The love woo cha cha cha cha cha cha cha. All right. You know how many of my friends have tried to fight me? Just Kurt Metzger, Kim Condon. Every finger you put out, that arm is rattled still. Well, I can't actually move this finger on some sort of nerve damage that's going on right now. I'm a terrible roaster because I could never roast. I would lose that battle. I wouldn't even know how to start. It's the only way. It's the only time I draw a blank. It's not your f**king. It's the one. It's a new coming for a hot second. But when it comes to like being mean roast, I can't do it. You can't be me. So you think you could be that guy, right? I see an opening book. What's up with your f**king smooth skin, Louis? And you're f**king. Hey, but wrong, John. But back to you. Did you talk s**t? You guys do your thing. Have have you had an encounter? Yeah. Outside your phone have. Well, there was one. There was that there was a kid. This comedian in New York named Jake. I won't even say his last name wasn't given that much credit, but he so we were all right. All right. Fine, fine, fine. Fine, guys. The Snake, Roberts and Robert. Well, good thing we brought him Jay. Come on now. No, no, no. There was a kid when we got kicked out of the freaking cave, we ended up having Milo Yiannopoulos on the Gang's podcast, who's like a right wing like gay troll. Duty is f**king he's hilarious, but he's genuinely harmless. But the people on the left hated this guy, so we had him on the show and we we we ended up moving our show from the creek in the cave. Rebecca Trent, who's one of the owners of this festival with me, one of my partners, we ended up moving from her club because of the discourse that came from us having Oh yeah, f**k Rebecca. Yeah, but forgot about that. Yeah, I'm kidding. I love you thing. But one of the there was like a lefty comedian who was like talking a lot of s**t online, like a ton of s**t about you, about all of us. Yeah. And then I saw him at a comedy club once and then I just saw red dude. I started talking s**t to it. He was all right to be. Let me tell the story better than Louis ever. Well, himself. It's fair. It wasn't just f**k you, hand you son of a b***h. So he wasn't. He wasn't just talking s**t. He crossed the line where he was like he was back then. Throwing milkshakes on people was like a big thing. Right wingers I missed. He was. He was like, Wouldn't it be funny if we all brought milkshakes to the creek in caves like he was trying to kind of instigate people? And then B.J. was into the idea. He was like, Dude, they're bringing milkshakes. This f**king rules. I'm like, This is why I started doing comedy. One day those shower me with milkshakes and my grandmother said, You're living a dream because Louis and you fight this man. Yeah. It's not over. So and then it just. But but it was just kind of like this weird thing where he was kind of trying to instigate like a thing to go down. And then the s**t talking got more and more and more on Twitter. Like it? It's not good. Yeah, I crossed the line because you'll fire back online. Oh yeah, I just go like I. If I get on a flight, if anybody in the world, you can have one follower, if you say anything about me on Twitter, if I'm on a flight, I will spend the entire flight going back at you. Really, that's the whole point, isn't the whole, you know, I kind of love it. Yeah, yeah, I've got those taking a s**t. I couldn't do it, never on a flight. But taking it should have been like that. I looked and now I got to respond. Yeah, I watched that Cloverfield Lane movie and I'd already seen it, but I watched it again. Instead of just mixing it up on time with you, mix it up online all the time. Dave was in this world of like politics. So it's not only like, like, oh, f**k around with like trolls and talk s**t, which is whatever, right? I'm just bored. Dave has like, they care about what they're talking about. They're like, it's about their lives and they're going at it. I see your tweets. You care about what you talk about too much. It's just smarter. Yeah. But Dave, were you in the debate club? Now, really, it's now. Now I want to know David was like, he was like three fast. He was an idiot kid. He was like a f**king Bernard burnout. Like f**king snot. I wasn't. Oh, you're telling me there's a chance I was not a good student or anything like that? Oh, I was. I was a f**k and I was a pothead and a f**k up. And I, yeah, I just did. I did enough school so I wouldn't get kicked off the basketball team and then I still got kicked off the basketball because I didn't calibrate, right? Just that one year. And Dave, Dave kept that same sort of attitude toward basketball right up until the Legion of Saints basketball game against. I do, as I say, by the way, I still keep the attitude with the podcast. I try to get enough, just enough just to make enough jokes off that I don't get kicked off of this podcast. You know what I mean? Well, at least you're just like, Why is Dave even here? And then I say one funny thing, and then I keep him another episode. All right. He buys himself one month every episode. It's just always a little bit ahead of it. That's worked out for me. Whatever. All right. Hey, Dave, why was there only one set of footprints in the sand? He's like, I was home in New Jersey. I don't know. I don't think I came in that day. I was tired. Yet Gabe hates you, people. You should know anyway. Hey, that is only true for 80 percent of you. Oh, so you. So you ended up almost fighting Jake. Yeah, that was the only time. So what happened is he? Then almost I almost got into a fight with Kurt Metzger on Live on the Legion of Things at the Comedy Store. A real fight, a real fight with a real fight. I had water thrown on me, but yeah, it was. It was whiskey whiskey thrown in my face. You did know I threw a cup of whiskey at Kurt Metzger's big, f**king ugly head and you blocked it. Yeah. I mean, it was why like, why have you ever spoken to Kurt Metzger? Nice to me. I've known him a long time now. He's he is the worst. No, I love Kurt. He's the man. We went on together. We were friends. We made up. Yeah. So this guy who got in his face, he backed down. Oh, hey back, dude. It's so funny that when you go through these things, anytime you tell the story of like where I almost thought, this guy and I know the story and I'm like, No, it was the whole thing. But then when you start telling it, you're like, This sounds really stupid, man. This was not worth fighting over. Like, first, the thing with Jake, we're like, No, no, no. He tweeted, a thing, you know, so like I was with shop we were in, we were in your Porsche back in the back in the day when you were still fighting. Uh huh.. And this f**king guy, this guy had those on. Let me just let me let me just say right now, let me point this out. They don't care. This is the moment. This is it. This is I just pinpointed the moment why it is not even Brendan's fault. It's Brian's fault. You know, these people will never own a porch. I know they hate it, that you just said that doesn't matter because they f**king about for a Porsche doesn't give a f**k. I drive a Dodge RAM here, but that thing about in every man driving every day, though he doesn't keep it there. He'll say, Hey, you're not helping. Sorry. He doesn't. He's like, Yo, when this guy inevitably f**ks your girlfriend, hey, guys, don't f**king listen. If you all pulled your money together, you could get a killer. So don't listen to these guys. All right. Tell you right. You're going to kill cocaine. Let's put it right. Whoo hoo hoo hoo. I might do cocaine on this rate. This guy was this guy was trying to fight Brennan. He was driving us down and pulling up next to him. And well, it just literally trying to f**king like getting behind us and tailgating. Why? Because I guess Brennan dropped out over in L.A. and he was hiding. And the guy was like, the guy was like, I was five. I like kind of pudgy and I was like, Oh, you're about to get f**ked, like not even beat up. And then remember, I think I said, I can't remember what I said to him, but I looked at him. I go, if he gets mad, he's going to bust. And that's all I said. It's all right. Yeah, I just you said the genuinely gayest thing you could have. OK, now I did it like, go get it like that. I like that guy. We got an interview. He got views like, Oh no, he's busting anyway. Not going to. He's going to f**kin excuse. Oh s**t. When you talk. s**t, this guy comes you are going to break it down like that, so he loads of fury shooting wide arcs, oh, just ropes all over your face, buried your map of Hawaii on your new truck. You f**k. It's your funeral, motherf**ker. If you wanted me to be drowning in cum dude. Yeah, that's the thing. Like the road rage. That's the thing that happens with me very often my road rage. So, Brendan, I've heard stories before like Chuck Liddell and other guys like that. They'll say, like, when you're a UFC fighter, there are people who almost like pick fights with you is because I've never had them. Also, don't hang out. You get the f**k out of there. I don't hang out. But also when I did, when I was younger, and it's the energy they're given out now. You have that energy like, I'm the toughest dude in here than guys like, I b***h like these alpha dudes. Then you're going to challenge them. Well, guys who really guys who really know how to fight, they don't act like that, though, because they don't need to prove anything. It's guys like me that everybody to prove that I'm tough. I'm always imagining my mother hitting me again in every interaction I have ever. Well, I've never going to mention names, but I will tell a story where where you did get please make this a better story. Know where you got you got out where they said there were some people that called you and said, Hey, listen, don't worry, nobody's going to f**k with you. And you said, because you got in a little tiff with someone. It was OK. He got in a little tiff with someone who was it might be it might or might or might not have been a pro fighter. And then one of the guys at the gym called Brennan and said, Hey, dude, don't worry, nobody's going to f**k with you. And Brennan. And then that was the only time I ever saw you go. Hold on, hold on. Do you think I'm f**kin afraid of you guys, dude? And you said, don't get it twisted. I was a heavyweight. I'll come to your gym, lock the door, line everybody up and f**king kill all of you. I feel like Bryan's still not helping. He's not helping. Well, Louis is PR good, right? Right. Right? Yes, humility. He's been nothing but a sweetheart and a nice guy. But these guys, all s**t, is just bragging about all these guys, right? No, no, no. Let me tell you a story about Brendan, OK? One time he told me he has the biggest dick in America. OK. And then I remember he looked me right in the face, and then he told me that now and then we'll get done and prime. Like, You're c**ky, man. You know the hottest girl you've ever seen. He had the sure away beat at you fat pig. He thinks she is. Ha ha. You guys know we get. We look, I think we can. I think we can win the fight over the kid subreddit back for Brian. And if there's a way, there's a part. In fact, maybe there is a panda pass it all of and I'm all in. There is a path. What do you what do you think the hay was about? I couldn't figure it out. I'm. Do you think it's more of Brian? But that? Well, I say it only because like, look, there's like a zillion things like, you're a former fighter. You came in with a name to comedy, so you got fast tracked. Yeah. In so many ways and putting the public eye and then people sit behind keyboards. And again, you're the guy in their mind who like bully, huckster. Yeah, f**ks there. So there's like, f**k this pretty mother. But you know, he can't be funny. I don't have a problem with that. They start with hate. But that stuff, I get that stuff I get when they go, when they make it personal. That's that's where it hurts my feelings. Oh no, for sure. If I'm serious in clown, the comedy My Fight Picks, it does hurt his feelings. But when, when, when they come for the family hawk, that's f**king awesome that you just you admitted it hurt your feelings. Yeah, it does hurt our feelings. You a*****es, we read. We read the comments. It's going to be a group hug. He's going to let you guys line up and he's going to hug everybody. I cry like this with his dog. I think here's the thing comedy fans in general are f**king nerds, right? Most, most comedy fan. I'm a comedy central. We don't have an easy time. I think the perception on you is that you've had an easy path. You're a good looking dude, you're in shape, you're an athlete. And then you got into comedy and you sort of had a kind of easy, such easy, easy. Fist fighting Mirko CRO Cop. Yeah. What did do you just have? Do you just heard it on my foot? I had I had to open my notebook and this guy just fist. No, Brendan Schaub walking through the raindrops again. No, but you're right. But as far as the comedy, like, I didn't anticipate any of it. I wish I was smarter to see it, because when my agent goes, Hey, Showtime was given special, I'm like, Oh my God, I'll be just like them. I didn't realize and I tried to talk him out of it. UN unbroken did I try to talk, got in a physical fight? I was like, Oh, they're just haters. But then what happens is you start killing your young comic, your audience is there to see you. So you're doing well. You're like, I can do a f**king showtime special. And then you realize the people on Showtime have no f**king clue about comedy, and I didn't realize the backlash. But even like my first step was at the comedy store, I didn't realize how big of a deal that was, I'm like, Oh, everyone's going to dig this, I'm at the comedy store, but I should have never been there. The Showtime special. I should have never gotten that right. I thought most comics were like, dude for two years. This is awesome. No, no. I knew. I knew it. I was happy. Oh, you got it. You even said, Yeah, he text me. You go, f**k, dude, you were trying to save me from all this. I was like, the day of the day I put out my text down. I apologize. Like, You're right, brother. I should've listened to the note. No comic in the world should be on tape for the first, like five to eight years minimum of comedy. Well, you know, it's funny because I remember we were talking, I saw you were you were talking at one point and talking with you almost like a docu thing. Yes. Yes. Yes, yes. It should have been with like a little bit of comedy, but like kind of him getting into comedy. Yes, but you know what it was, Showtime said to him, do this special course, and they felt he had to, like, deliver what are we having to put up? And it's going to f**king you, my friend, right now, who my friend, we might have to come up right now. What's going on? No, I think it's also to to be. I think we need I think we need hands. Oh, no, they're just playing around. They're just hand biting. Oh no. Yeah, I do not anticipate that. But then also, you got to realize I'm new in the comedy Showtime. I mean, more money than I ever made fighting. Yeah. Like, I'm doing an hour on the road anyway. This will be cool. Like, people will know I've only been here two years. It just doesn't work that way because once a major network special, they go, well, bill Bill Burr's on them. Sebastian, I was Sebastian on there. And then you're falling. By the way, I watch Brennan just give up on the same man as Chalco, do you guys? But I've been doing this way too long. Right? I know, my god, you're playing Sebastian now. Anyway, so that was a great tackle. The bastard man. We all know who the f**k. I'm talking, you know, we all know. I know there's more CS than you'd think. Yeah. And so to be safe, I always go Sebastian, man, c'est Chalco. But yeah, I didn't see that coming. But from my perspective, it was like big bag more than I've ever made. I got our anyways, f**king let's put it out. But in hindsight, I would have never done that. You would have never done it. You would take it back. I, in hindsight, I wouldn't post anything time. Ten years deep. I'm only 18. Yeah, so I would wait till the 10 year mark. There's a reason I say would do that so they can learn you live by your mistakes. I know I learned the hardest. Dude, I remember. So when I was like, like, cool, happy. f**king cool. So, so when me and Louis were like a few years into comedy, you have been doing it a bit longer. But you remember John Mayer started doing standup and he immediately started working at the Comedy Cellar every night. And I remember there'd be these young comics, and I was a young comic at the time, too. But like at the s**tty shows we'd be at and they'd be like, This is such bulls**t. John Mayer just gets to go do the Comedy Cellar and you're like, Well, where the f**k do you think John Mayer is going to go? Yeah. What are you signed up for you to do? You think John Mayer is going to be an open mic with you? Well, I will say what? It's not to the comment, so let me just say that. But I remember even talking about it at the time and you go, Look, I know you think that's f**kin easy for him because he gets paid us because, yeah, he's f**king Jennifer Aniston, so he's not going to be where you are, you know what I mean? He's going to be somewhere better than that. But the but there's also like a whole flip side, which is that this motherf**ker is going to follow Dave Attell tonight, which is like, which is a crazy situation was like never someone who's never done is my favorite thing to do. Well, there's challenges to that song. Yeah. Can I say one of my favorite stories of all time? When John Mayer was doing comedy The Cellar, he pumped the show back a bunch and David Tel was sitting in the hallway watching him a little or no? David David Tel went on stage. He was onstage doing a set and he's leaning on. The seller has a piano on stage and he just leaning on that. He he's busting a little bit of John Mayer's balls. He's giving him like the Why are you here kind of thing? And John Mayer eventually goes, Oh, come on, Dave, we're all comics here and Dave Attell sort of punching piano keys and he goes read. Ely. And then he points to a guy that primarily goes, how long was your really? But that's sort of the thing like the reality is the seller, which was at the time one of the most visible, the most respected comedy club in the world shouldn't have put John Mayer on. They should've said, You know what? You've got to be a comic. Yeah, that's on them. I think maybe he should have been in a room with a lot of people. But I'm saying that it's up to us as whatever the standard owner has not a f**king standard. So that's like the same thing you'll see in my comments. Or maybe yours on read like, Oh, why aren't you playing the mothership, Brennan? I don't deserve to be there. I don't mean Rogen had this conversation. I'm not there yet. There's guys like you like to me, and I'm not saying Big J's one top five doing it right now. So yeah. I am his special was insane, so I see that stuff, I see Tim Dillon, I see Mark Norman. Those are Lewis shaking and Steve Smith, all these guys. How did you said he was going to get to us? Yeah, I was going to get to that. You know, Tiger is going to be ready to go through like 30 more coming. I'll get there. I'll get there. But so I shouldn't be there. I don't want to go there and get backlash like I want when they invite me to be a headliner. I'll know it's my time. All right. I don't want to recreate the comedy store from it. I don't know. That's a great incentive. Let's, you know, stand-up. Let's, you know. No. Like, you can't stand up and you can't. You can't play comedy. You can't fake fights. But you also have a hallmark card got hammered if you, you know, like inevitably, you're going to like, grow as a thing. Someone like John Mayer is a great example. He did it even though he was able to go in as you were. The name is able to go to these big clubs right away. The thing was, eventually you're going to have to really stick it out and try these spots out. And John Mayer was like, I'm going to go, f**k Katy Perry or whatever you like. Yeah, Big Brand is going to do 20 minutes after this guy's you ready. It's too hard. It's too hard. Yeah, but you also listen, I appreciate everything you're saying, and I think you're right about a lot of it. Know, and you're kind of like being honest about where you are. But also at the same time, you're not with John Mayer did, because you've actually been sticking this out. You're doing it. Oh, all right. Truth is, well, you. Yeah. Well, that's true. Now you've been doing. Listen, man, you were a f**king like f**king top ten UFC heavyweight. You went and made a f**king an incredibly successful podcast. And you, you're doing well. I mean, it was it was going hot for a while. The point here? Well, he speaks about 10 years. You know, you're doing your f**king you're doing your f**king thing. Yeah. So don't like beat up on yourself too much. It's like, Yeah, you f**king live and learn. But you're a good guy, dude, and you f**king came out to Skank Fest with these f**king savages. Oh, when when literally everybody on your f**king subreddit talk s**t and they're like, Dude, they're going to bail, they're not going to show up. That this guy was here all f**king day. I walked through the hallways, shaking hands with people here tomorrow to Brandon. I'll always do skank dress. If you have me, I'll be over here, buddy. I'm opening my dog. Yeah. I think I speak for Brian when I say, you pick yourself up by the bootstraps. You get in a Lamborghini and you f**k the hottest chick you want to hear in Las Vegas started or your Ferraris only get better. From here you go. Look at it. A beautiful view, and I'm sure your awesome house. And on that note, you guys, this has been awesome. We love you guys. Best big day for us. Thank you, brother. Thank you, guys. Yeah.