TFATK Ep. 1040 | Sam Tripoli

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Miller on the early show, so make sure to come check it out. Once again, that's Breer improv. 15. Get your tickets at Adam Carolla dot com ! All right, this next clip? This one's this one's a new one. We actually had a guest of the show writing to us and request a clip that he was on. So, yeah, this is actually I hope this happens more often. I do, too. So this is Doug Loucks. He was on the show in April 2016. He is a former CIA operative, just basically a spy, and he's done some incredible stuff overseas. And he was on the show talking about it and he wrote it and what he right? Well, didn't Dawson narrate his book as well? Left of Boom? Oh yeah, that's right. So Dawson, him connected. You and him reconnected. I'm the only guy who's not immune. Oh yeah ! He wrote. And Chris, I was listening to the last girl of classics and remind of a pretty epic rant. Adam went on during our conversation when I was your guest. When he goes off about how the U.S. should just park an Abrams tank, our enemies courtyard and see there do some throw for a punch, you posits. And I say something like, yes, that this is not as an option, but that's exactly how it goes. Doug was right. It's a hilarious clip. It's a funny rant. It's not practical. It's also just a good rant. It's Adam Cole Show 1811 featuring Doug. Dave Portnoy was also on this episode, not this portion of it. We've played that before. Gina Grande, Brian Bishop. It's from April of 2016. I hope you guys enjoy this clip. I hope here, Doug back on the show very soon over. It's time to check Adam's voicemail. Adam Gadahn note, If you were a little nervous about doing the whole no swearing thing on some days, but I just want to say if anybody gives you any hard time about that. That's up from right in the air with the BBC, as you guys. You can leave us a message at eight eight eight six three four one seven four four. Doug laughs and my saying that right still does laps in studio, he's got a book out. You can find that Ben Folds song Brian or Gary or somebody the after the anything made me laugh. The book left a boom how a young CIA case officer penetrated the Taliban and Al Qaeda. Is that you, Doug? You know that'd be me. How did you penetrate? Yeah, I was lean right up on that mark. So when does it all start for you? Well, what it started right out of college actually is when I joined the CIA. And then it takes a few years. You notice that on the book title it says case officer. Some people may not be familiar with that term. In Hollywood, they call it an agent, right? Basically, those are your spies. Those are the people in the field. A field operative, the New York Times called me a grunt. So a field grunt, what is, by the way, it's available on Amazon as we speak. And if you bookmark us and click through us, then it's going to be win win for Doug and ourselves. What's the vetting process that the CIA does for guys like you out of college where you go to college? I went to Indiana University and they you get out of college and you go to them, right? No, actually, they came to the universities. It's a big push now to recruit. So they had a recruiter and he came and then he gave this big, long speech. And then you're like, Oh great, I got my resume and everybody's so excited. And he's like, And now go apply online. So it's like, Oh, great, did we really need you to come here to tell us that? And for you, I mean, obviously, they don't want a criminal background or DUI drug boss like things of that nature are. But what are and I guess, what can you get by with versus can't get by with? I mean, what are they looking for? What will they, you know, if you had a DUI? Well, they go, OK, you had a DUI. But if you are expelled for disciplinary issues or something, maybe that's different to them. Or is it just you can't get away with anything? It's pretty tough. Yeah, it's pretty much you can't get away with anything. At least it used to be. And especially when I was applying in 2005, it was if you even smoke marijuana. Back then, it was like a nine year stand down or something like that. Thankfully, I was in a frat, still never smoked marijuana because I thought it might always be something that I wanted to do. So I stayed on the straight and narrow, whereas I was probably the only guy in my entire frat who had even eligible to apply at NCAA. But, you know, in the long run, it is very stringent and they do a super deep dive on you to make sure that you don't have any criminal background or history. So now you pass that first vetting hurdle and now what's next so that that can take a different amount of time. Like I said, I'm from the Midwest. So for me, they're having to vet me on cattle farms. OK, so they're popping up in big black SUV than my buddies who are milking cows going, huh? You know, just I mean, literally like you would see in the movie. So they're calling me going, Hey, why did a lady in a suit come with a pistol and interview me while I was milking cows? And I'm going, Oh yeah, that's something with like TSA or something I don't know. You know, it's now. Are they telling you not to talk about this process while it was going on? Absolutely. You're not supposed to talk about it. But then at the same time, consider I got my buddy who's a cow farmer and all my other buddies who are farmers going, Well, what is this? So that's when. That is the initial time when I first started to have to make up the lies to defend my own cover. And then once you get into the CIA, how do they decide or do you decide which branch and what duties you'll be performing? Well, as far as the title itself, a case officer, that was something I selected ahead of time and something I was recruited for. So in the initial vetting process, they determined, OK, should this guy be a guy who works at headquarters or is this a guy we could use in the field? And if we use him in the field, to what capacity could he be a field operative? So the case officer is kind of like the guy who flies the jet. If I were in the Air Force or something like that, so you want you want to go where the action? Absolutely. So after all the training and please tell me you had one of those point break type things where the senior guy goes young, dumb and full of cum. We got a blue plate, but no blue plate special here. Blue Flag. Just get off. Second, he has to just won't give me two. Yeah. So the you go do all your training and then it comes time to do what. Like when? When does the terrorist? When do you see your first terrorist? OK, so after the training and keep in mind, there was also a year of Pashtu training, which is the southern dialect that the Taliban speaks you. Speaking about knowing languages beforehand. They they had the pragmatism to give me that language, which I studied for a year. So then, after knowing that it was now deploy to southern Afghanistan and in a year, can you learn a language that foreign without seeing like feeling like you're stumbling through it? Or do they give you some sort of background language you were born in, you know, the U.K. or something, but you moved here when you were 19 and you've been trying to learn the work that end of it. Yeah, it's really tough because consider if it were as Arabic or something like that or Chinese, yes, there could be an immersion. But how are we going to do something immersive in southern Afghanistan? You can't without getting there. So you do the best you can. You study your a*s off. You get your a*s on a scale of one to five. You want to at least land in the three area before you go out there, which is considered fluency. I got there, to be honest. In the south, the dialect was different than what they had taught me. So it was a steep learning curve again. But, you know, I just stuck my nose to the grindstone and said, I'm going to master this, and I did. And after two years there, it really paid off, which I write about in the book. So when you were writing before you're working out, like in the fields like a farmer and stuff, be fun to go to the place that sells fertilizer and it's go in with that actor island and then drop it. Oh, sorry, sorry. Anyway, when I talk about I got this Ryder truck out here, anyway, I need all you got. Give me it all, and don't worry about the weird accent and dialect I gave you a second ago. So what those rounds with these countries and I was watching real time last night, a little bit late to the party, but we were traveling over the weekend, but I was watching him talk to his lead guest about the Saudi family and about, you know, our so-called allies. You know what I mean? And it's like, these are allies like, Oh, what? These these people we call allies like. If you look up the definition of Ally, this is not yet. I know we tolerate a lot of countries, but do we have to be besties with them and do we have to drop off so much cash? And what can we do? I mean, you you've seen a group that and don't let me put any words in your mouth, but also don't disagree with me if I'm dead wrong. I've always felt like everybody in that region can be broken up into two groups people that hate our guts and are going to do something about it and people that hate our guts and are going to sit back and watch the people who are going to do something about it. But there are no real fans in there. It's basically an entire Oakland Coliseum filled with raider fans. We're sitting there wearing a of, let's say, with three chiefs or, yeah, let's say we're wearing a Chiefs jersey. Think of a division rival. The the stadium is 10 percent of them are jumping on us and throwing elbows and knees, and the other 90 percent is hanging back with a beer, kind of enjoying what's going on, but not really wanting to be sought approval, wanting to be arrested or photographed next to this guy who's Kansas City Chiefs fan who's being bloodied but sitting back, not playing and proving that pulling anyone off and saying this is wrong, is that sort of would you take that region and break it down into with my Coliseum as a metaphor? Yes. And how so? Yeah, I would agree with you. I would say that that it's not quite that everyone hates us, but I would say, absolutely, where are the people going? Get off of that guy? What are you doing? We don't behave like that. Why are you attacking them? You're making our fans look bad. You're making our team look bad, right? In our country, look bad doing this right. So when the axe sheriff from the Burbank Police Department forwards an email that makes a joke about Muslims, everyone's out of the woodwork and everyone is got their panties in a bunch and they want to sit down and it's time to have a dialogue. And we need to discuss this because he's outraged and their outrage. And the leader of this Muslim group is outraged and this is a big deal. I don't see them as outraged or demanding sit downs or what have you when things go the other way. I'm not saying they like carnage. I'm just saying like, where's the part where the quote unquote leaders of this group are outraged and demand a sit down with the folks that are committing the atrocities? Yeah, I think one of the things that they keep in the back of their mind and also like you see in the media is they're scared to do that. Of course, you know, I mean, they're terrified that they know, OK, yeah, I'm a congressional leader, a parliamentarian in this country. But if I stand up and go, Hey, you know what? Don't do that. You're making our team look bad. Then he's going to have those 10 percent that do do the bad things standing at his front gate when he pulls in that night. So better for him just to not say anything at all. It's basically like, Hey, go ahead and dip Jesus in urine and take a picture and put it up at the Getty. That's fine, but don't draw a picture of Allah and why? Well, it's a double standard. One gets you killed, the other might get you some protests or whatever. And then all the a*****es on the left are like, Oh no, no, no. They threatened. There were a lot of people threatening a lot of people for Mapplethorpe or whoever it was, but there's a lie he had. There were some. There were death threats. There are some whatever. OK, a*****es. Would you rather be threatened? With violence, but never have anything happen. Or would you rather somebody come into your studio slash newspaper, a magazine and and and and slaughter you and the first option? What would you rather? What would you rather said? Don't give me the Hey, this could have happened this. Yeah, it didn't happen. So shut up Posse's Jesus Christ. That's really your Hey, he threatened to this. He threatened to that. Yeah, but no one does anything, but they still do things. And that's different. And nobody wants to end up that way. Yes, I have a question. It's a little off the subject, but it sounds like you are around the right place at the right time. So I'm just wondering if you have any thoughts on this last season of Serial, they focused on Bowe Bergdahl. And you know, it was interesting because they talked a lot about the details of what happened and what might've been going on in his head, but it really didn't clear a lot up. So was were you sort of around what or dealing with that in any capacity at the time? Yeah, absolutely. That was on everybody's radar. I mean, he's the one American P.O.W. at the time. So everyone, I mean, that is at the forefront. We everyone cared extremely. Let me say this though, man. Mark Boal Congratulations and serial. Congratulations because I will tell you and a lot of military guys I know as f dudes SD six babos all the way, and I'm not speaking for all of them, but I'll speak for myself. I was like, Bowe Bergdahl, screw that guy, screw him. He ruined my day, pooh-poohed on my platter, and I had to focus all this time on him. I listen to that podcast and I was like, time served time for a conserved man. He's whipped with cables for four years straight. And I know the Taliban personally, and I know I know they will do that stuff. They're horrible. So for me, if he endured that for four years, brother time served is the Taliban guys and I want to know. I want to go back to Bowe in a second. What happened? But the Taliban guy is just a horrible, horrible combination of just stump dumb and zealot religious like. But that's a bad. You know, if you can be dangerous, you can be like, it's sort of like, you know, Ben Carson is smart and stupid religious, but it's not good. He's not going on a killing spree. But you know what I mean? He's a surgeon. There's some there's some science in there, like the combo of being just dumb as a stump zero education and then it crazily religious feels like the combination. That's the blow yourself up combination, if any other thing is. Well, he's insanely religious, but he's also has a very high IQ or he's wildly educated. It'll balance things out a little bit. Are those guys just dumber than hell? OK, so it goes to fold, and I'll answer that religion question for you as well, because I think it's very important. I think it's often confused or it's misconstrued dumb as hell. Yes, a lot of them are uneducated. The literacy rate is 23 percent, and Afghanistan is one of the lowest in the world. So that's almost half. So yes, a lot of the fighters and a lot of the people that are blowing themselves up are very uneducated. So yes, I'll agree to that. As far as religious? That is something that. And yes, I realize the word Talib means religious student in the Taliban, which means religious students. However, when it came to the brass tacks, you got to remember first they are Pashtuns first, and they believe in a code, a warrior code called Pashtunwali, and it supersedes everything. And so religion goes out the window when you step on their Pashtunwali, meaning you are encroaching on their territory or their women. Now, a lot of the Pashtun, while can sometimes bleed into some of the extreme Islam that you see with regards to women or territory or property. However, that was my goal to find the guys who really didn't care that much about religion. They cared about Pashtunwali and who were relatively smart. And let me tell you, there's a guy specifically who was the key. He was the lynchpin to the entire Wolverine network. He was my main source or snitch. You would say, if you're in the FBI, I love red done right with you. He was. He was very intelligent. And oh yeah, I feel like there's always one, you know, Bill Belichick in there and then a whole bunch, Gronkowski's running around. I don't mean, but. So why did we let Wolverine go or why did we let the guy who was making the improvised explosives go after a month? He promised not to do it again? Scout's honor? He said, Fingers crossed. Well, what happened was he was apprehended in a foreign country based on the information that my team provided and then that foreign country decided maybe not so much. And a lot of that you see in the book I left in the redactions, meaning the black bars, I meant those in. So you guys can read between the lines and kind of figure out what you think is really going on there. But you know, the CIA reviewed it. I understand that. I respect that. I still love the CIA. So I guess what it is, I don't get. I've never it's my sort of either Roman Polanski or Guy took out his family with a machete and then he fled across the border from Texas, and now he's in Mexico, whether it's French or Mexicans where they go like, Hey, we're not going to extradite this guy if you're going to give him the death penalty, so you just can't have him. Why? We don't go. And we'll come by tomorrow when you guys are pretty hung over from drinking on a weeknight and we'll just show up with not our army because we don't want to waste their time. We'll take a couple of merchant marines and some national guards and maybe the dog locks. Yeah, dog. And we'll just go over there and take the guy. And if you don't like it, go f yourself. Like what? Well, by the way, what are you going to do? Not send over anymore, folks who send flowers on Forest Lawn drive and screw up our economy? Like, What are you going to do to us? Not dig another tunnel? What are you going to do to us? Thousands of people across a week, but you can't say just one guy. Yeah, and this one guy took a bunch of heads off with a machete on our soil. So we're just going to go ahead and grab him. We'll take him and then whatever we do with him, by the way, that'll be our g*****n business. And that's nothing to do with you. And Roman Polanski did whatever he did with a roofing, a hot tub and a Quaalude and a 14 year old. Hey, France, we're just going to come gather them up and bring them over here. Well, or we could just do it by force and based on history. I don't think that's going to end up really good for you guys, considering all the towering you do when wars break out. So what is it with these countries where we can't simply dictate to them? Yeah, I know he was on this side of this random stripe in the desert and technically on your soil, but go ask yourself. We don't care. And if you don't like it, go ahead. Throw a punch. But do something with with what the outdated crap that Russia sloppy seconds the Russia left Russia got tired with their MiG, half that they built in the 14th century and they just dropped. They've just dropped a chunk off with you to have fun with us and our raptors. You a*****es. Why don't we do that? Awesome. Secretary, you said something like that, right? As your cool of what you're talking about is called extraordinary rendition, which has been to abolish. But hey, it's newsworthy now because Italy, recently in absentia, filed charges against 28 CIA officers for extraordinary rendition that took place in Milan. I think in 2004 there is a current CIA officer living in, I believe, Portugal or somewhere in Europe right now who is facing actually being extradited by that European country to Italy under those charges right now. I'm saying, Hey, get the heck out of Europe, get back to the United States where we can protect you. But that's part of it, too. If they decide, OK, we're going to file these charges in absentia because of the crimes you committed in our country. If you ever travel outside of the United States again, another country could actually extradite you to that country that filed those charges. So you have to be really content with never leaving the United States. I could be content with that. I think I've kind of shot myself in the foot with ever returning to the Middle East, that's for sure. But you know that that's what you're dealing with and I will say also. And you're right, I guess who really cares in the long term? But it does really, really exacerbate the problem in terms of information and intelligence sharing when up on the face of another country and do render somebody like that because man, they take that extremely seriously. And right, all right. Because they have. Q Is it safe to say that most of those backward countries are like the people I know that are at the people and that don't even know him? Thankfully, the people that are doing the worst in our society and have the that's just the worst people you can think of have the most pride. I don't know where it comes from, but they somehow they've manufactured pride like, don't you disrespect me? No smart person has ever said, Don't disrespect me or this person disrespect me. I've never said in my life, but somehow people living in refrigerator boxes scream, Don't you disrespect me? Is a lot of this stuff just misplaced? Like, you can't disrespect them because they have nothing else but their pride. But there you go. Yeah, I think, well, you got two things playing into it. You got the global war on terror. Certainly, there's that and you have a lot of supplies coming in from some of these countries that you're talking about. Keep in mind, Afghanistan is landlocked. OK, so we do need them as allies to supply our troops. So that's a huge thing. And as far as it goes as well, there is a lot of politics and there's a lot of outside factors that go into influencing the CIA and how it behaves, whether it's from the White House, Congress, Senate. What have you that can really influence operations, whether it's for the better or for the good? You know, Doug Loucks can go ahead and be at the darkest black, a site trying to do something. And I can get a cable coming in saying, Stop, halt now. Don't ever do that again. And I'm going, Why isn't this what I was trying to do? Maybe. But you're not going to do it anymore. Well, why don't worry about the why we're telling you now. And that's just how it can work sometimes. Girl classics is brought to you by GEICO, because if you own or rent them, of course, it's a lot of work, but let's make it easy for you, especially during this holiday season. By bundling those policies with GEICO, GEICO makes it easy to bundle your homeowner's or renter's insurance along with your auto policy, and it's a great thing because you already got so much going on right now. So this is what you do. You go to Geico e-comm, you get a quote and see how much you could save. How easy is that? It's Geico easy, Chris. It sure is. Visit Gawker.com today. That's Geico.com. That clip from April 2016 featuring Doug Loucks, requested by Douglas, requested by him. I'm I'm so pumped. I hope he comes back on the show soon, too, because he has a wealth of stories. I've seen him at events and speaking engagements, things like that, and he's is a brilliant dude, so excited to do more with him. And I'm just stoked. He listens to me too. And I also loved Adams hypothetical I forgot about in the clip, where he described going back to where, like Doug was from in the Midwest, like farm country and then showing up and speaking in like a thick, specific Middle Eastern accent that he Hitler and like, Oh, never mind the accent, just give me all your fertilizer. I mean, that's a rant that you'll never forget, so it's pretty good. That's what that's probably why you recall it so well. All right, we have one more clip for everybody. Let's go back again to 2010 and check out Brian and Theresa. Yes, once Adam Crawshaw 384, the guest is Brian P.O.S.. Not in this portion. He'll be joining in tomorrow's clip in the crawl of classic speed. Make sure you subscribe here. That and this portion just Theresa, Brian and Adam again want classic the original team in studio Teresa's news. It's from August of 2010. Hope you enjoy. And now male escort to the stars, Adam Carolla. Yeah, I am, yeah, get it on. Got to get on a choice, but to get it on, man, they get it. And do you have some news for us? I do. Let's hear it from the International News Center next to Donnie's many bikes. This is the news with Teresa Strasser. OK, this is a crazy story about Pee-Wee Herman. Paul Reubens. He didn't interview with Playboy, and he opened up about his 1991 arrest. He spoke in more depth about it than he ever has. And he explains why he should have had the charges dropped. Now, after being arrested in an adult movie theater, his attorneys convinced him to plead no contest because they wanted him to avoid a trial. Yeah, but he's saying that he never, ever would have been convicted. And here's why they had experts from Masters and Johnson to due Mr. Bates and Johnson. OK, have they gone to trial here, Johnson? They had a Johnson expert works a law firm, ever, by the way, Mr. Bates and Johnson. Yeah, well, have they gone to trial their expert for masters? And Johnson was going to testify. Then, in 30 years of research on masturbation, the institute had never found one person who masturbated with his or her non-dominant hand. Hmm, says Pee-Wee Herman. Yeah, hold on a second. I could be an expert witness for the prosecution. Exhibit a corral after having surgery on his left hand. Oh oh oh yeah. Had to make the switch. Did what I had to do. I think. I think probably they're talking about non injured, dominant hands. OK. All right. Regardless, here a warrior, did you are here regardless? You're right. Do you see regardless of that? Yeah, you're right. I'm right handed, says Peewee. And the police reports that I was jerking off with my left hand. That's been the end of the case right there. Prove it couldn't have been me, couldn't have been me. Or look, you can use your bad hand for a fluff. You know what I mean? It's just not going to, you know, it's not what you go for. Like, I always used to say this when when I used to teach boxing, especially when I taught chicks, sometimes I'd say, Well, what's your what's your good hand? It's weird being twenty eight or thirty five and going, I don't know. You know, like, well, and you're right with it, right with my right hand and I go, OK, what hand? You hold the fork with my left hand? And you go, Oh, so you don't know what your strong hand is? And then I'd go like, Look, five ish. Call a c**t right now with hand. When you punch me with this hand and I go, All right, that's your that's your hand. Your good hand is the hand that you would punch someone with if they just backed over your foot with their horse or something. You know what I mean? That's how you know, that's how you know. So the hand you jerk off with is is is your dominant hand and true. But the officer could have just screwed that up in his report. That's what I was thinking, too. But still good enough to get you off. Pardon the pun. Well, that's the thing, because that's a dramatic moment in a trial that jurors fall for because they get the guy on the stand and they go, You've been studying masturbation for how long? Thirty years. And in those 30 years, have you ever known a person to masturbate with their non-dominant hand when they did have a ganglion cyst from a repetitive, repetitive stress or trauma removed from their left palm like Korolev did when he used to teach boxing? That was what was wrong with your hand. Yeah. How long to heal? Well, I had I showed you my palm Havana. I don't think so. Oh, it still hurts. I mean, when you showed it to me, the way a pimp shows Teresa, I fell for that. Your. If you look at this palm, if you look at my right palm, it look sort of. I know we're going to have a long life two wives. Oh, but at the same time, there's that. And then if you look at this palm, you see it. I sense it dancing and then you see a long scar going this way and a long scar going that way. I had a huge cyst from Holden focus pads and training guys for too long, and I never had insurance, so I had to live with this big fat f**king cyst on my on my palm for like ten years. And then eventually I got insurance and had it removed. For a healthy guy, you've had a couple of the strangest procedures. Like what? Well, the cyst removal and then the no sweat operation. Well, the cyst removal was just that's just a pure, repetitive stress situation, which I didn't really realize. When you're a carpenter, you hit a lot of stuff with your palm, right? You do a lot of like, come on, you're not driving and nails. You just trying to get a bookshelf in place before you screw it off and you whack it with your palm. You can't hit it with a hammer. It'll leave a dent, right? So I've whacked a lot of stuff with my palm, and I've held those punching gloves for so many people for so many years that. I just had this repetitive stress thing, should I got that, Paul, mainly from my wife's dad earlier? Oh yeah. By Pam Naylor from I bought a POM Naylor from your father in law's store when you were. Well, it's now been almost 20 years, so you were 10 years old, I'm sure. Yeah, yeah. Your wife was 10. Oh yeah, that's adorable. Yeah, dad, who's the angry man that keeps coming in and complaining on everything? And then I'd never heard of the procedure where you can stop sweating on your head. Well, they do have procedures where if you have sweaty palms or sweaty armpits or sweaty feet or even the sweaty, had you had this procedure done and I had such a sweaty head that I couldn't stay, I couldn't stand being in show business with my sweaty head. Like, it's always light. It always hot whenever we do something like right now. Of course. Yeah, it's always. I wish I had that thing on. I feel like I'm shiny. The reason behind it? There's a reason why it's so horrible. By the way, it's just a horrible storm of sweat. Had a I had super sweaty head b. You're always a little nervous like you're in front of a camera. You're doing whatever. See, the lights are right above your head. It's like literally cooking your head. You can feel the heat. If you go to a show and you sit out in the audience, you don't feel it because you're in the shade, in other words, freezing. But when you go, yes, when you go out into and you do a show, you're out under the lights, you feel them hitting you like you're frying a warming tray. And then thirdly, most the s**t you do, they say, all right. When they start to film, they ring the bell, shut the air because they can't hear the air buzzing away while they're filming. So the hot lights, the nerves and the know air meets for the sweat head. Thank you. And then how do they stop the sweat? There's some like little gland thing that they go in through your rib cage and then it's like vibrate it and it and it dries you up. I will say when Lynn and Alex, you're wonderful publicists over there at Lana. When they threw me a bachelor party, they had this guy come and just give everyone Botox. And since I was about to get married, the doctor said, Let me put it under your armpits and then you won't sweat. Yeah, that was great. I mean, just not having to worry about, I'm not a big sweater under there anyway, but not having to worry at all. Yeah, about pitting. You don't want to pit out on the biggest day of your life. No, my wife was there, too. She's like the Jacob from lost in this initial phase of the Bachelor party. Yeah, I was. She tilted back a few. I was shocking. I was. I got the Botox in the forehead because my forehead was always so g*****n sweaty. I mean, it literally would sting my eyes and roll down. Mean, not what I was doing when I used to be a carpenter. My forehead would sweat so much working that it would literally have to mop. It would sting your eyes like the salty sweating. You're up on the roof in this weather. But Dr. Bruce, you got the Botox out, did my forehead. Once I was up sweating, so much didn't do anything. Nothing pushed right there. Mm hmm. So did you get adept at using your non-dominant hand when you had to? And that was, you know, I did. What I had to do was the only game in town. I did what I had to do. Traci, there's a lot to talk about. It's like we have a prisoner. They were like an ex-con. If they like had prison. Senator John McCain being at the Hanoi Hilton for six years, you now I know it's it's uncomfortable for me to get up. Yeah, you use was the hand no healthier? Mm hmm. So Pee-Wee. Here's the whole thing about Pee-Wee Herman. Yeah. Who gives a f**k? Did they not have trouble? And there's no crime in Dade County? There's no crime in Florida. What are you doing? What's the undercover? Whatever. Like, understand. All right. Somebody says this. It drives me insane. Our society is so f**ked up, and we're all such a*****es. First off, couple things. We all act like we've never beat off. Like, it's just weird things like, you're beaten off. He got be going to be, you know, it was like, OK, it's it's it's something that most guys engage in. So let's girls and girls as well. I'd say almost all people. Yeah. Yeah, really. But we beat off to you beating off, which is different. You don't beat off like a Carolla tugged at twice last. I say it rarely crosses time. You'd be right. Yeah, he was thinking of me beating off me like a snail, eating its tail pop. What the hell is it? Go. Now here's the deal. We get so obsessed with this guy. Then we get obsessed with this act. We sort of lose sight of really what we need to focus on, which is why did they have a bunch of undercover cops hanging around at this f**king rub and tug? Are this watch and tug place already? It's not just single, harmless dudes going over. Are to feed off or watch something and then load up the spank bank and go home and feed off. But either way, what's with the resources go to a f**king s**tty part of town and go hang up by crack house. You want to buy somebody? And OK, have the guy over at the place, have them hang out at the Venus affair there and see what he can get done. But wait till somebody stabs somebody or somebody tries to do a drug transaction to bust a guy for beating off. Who the f**k cares how much of a crime, how much crime is falls under the heading of who gives a s**t? What Pee-Wee Herman does? And I'll go you stuff. I don't care about anybody masturbating in a porn theater. That is why there is a porn theater. Yes, it's not on one of those f**king spring loaded horse is going back and forth next year. Kid at the park. In fact, I should give these guys kudos because that's the place if you really want to masturbate public. Thank you for secluding yourselves. Thank you for leaving the synagogue. Leaving the park, leaving the preschool, leaving the O.R. and masturbating at the place that's made of cinderblock, where the other guys masturbate that doesn't have any windows, or if it does, their foil up, which lets the worlds lets the world know you're beating off. You know, it's kind of a sweet part of the story. There's a wealthy philanthropist named Doris Duke and following the scandal. Yeah, he says she was really nice to him. She was. She had always been nice to him. So after this went down, he called her and, according to his quote, said, I'm in trouble, she said, to come to her house in New Jersey. I said, Wait, wait, wait, let me tell you, I'm not just in trouble, I'm in trouble. They put me in the cottage Imelda Marcos had just vacated and the staff did what they would do for any guest. Yeah, that's sweet. Mr. Kersey, a quaint that seems now like in the day of like TMZ like this is like, Oh, how cute this theater masturbation had to be weird for the staff. Like when it's like, I tell Mr. Rubens, it's time for dinner. Paul, we're out here. You don't know. Don't come out. You don't have to come out. No, we're not coming in. Just give me a little 20 minute heads up now, whatever it is you're doing. And we know again, we don't care. We don't judge. We're not here to judge. But dinner will be ready in 20. If you could go ahead and wash your hands. Very, very, very well. We'll have a special utensils provided for you that will then be put in a autoclave. Good. Thank you. And again, whatever it is that you're doing right now, I don't want to know. I don't care. I don't care. Judging it. My mother used to do exotic dancing, and I was no issue at our household. And it's your personal business. But perhaps I've gone on too long. I just. Dinner's now going to be in 14 minutes. Come back in 10 minutes. Then again, five again. What you do in the privacy of your own bungalows. Nobody's business, but your own. It's between you and your maker. If in fact, you're a religious person, I'm an atheist, as I've mentioned, so I cannot judge. There'll be an ambrosia cell. You know, what isn't dinner getting cold? The character you just created for Doris Duke was so rich. I feel like I know her. Yes. Thank you. Beautiful. Hmm. You might associate stoners with being kind of smelly and unkempt, and maybe not that sexy. Yeah, but now I've got a list. The 10 sexiest celebrity stoners. Mm hmm. And some of them are really sexy. And some of them you don't think of as stoners. Oh, really? Yeah, apparently Charlize Theron. There was that whole Apple bong incident a while back. Yeah. And I guess is that what you call Steven Jenkins? It's nice to. This was just from nerve. I guess there are pictures all over the internet of her with an apple bong and smoking out? Yes. Smoking out. Yeah. And and as she went green with it as opposed to an acrylic or a pirate store-bought bong. Mm hmm. She was environmentally conscious and high with the Apple Bong Apple Bot. Do you know what I make? I feel like Mike might know how to make one of those. Yeah, it's easy. You just dig out the core. Mm hmm. And then stick it like a big pen. Just a regular pen like this. Mm hmm. Stick it through the metals of the two holes, mate. Mm hmm. So at the top where you got the stem, that's where you put your bud. Yeah. And and the best part about that pipe is if you're ever walking down the street, you smoke and use a car bomb, an apple bong. No. OK. You can eat the evidence. That's the best part. But let me ask you about Shirley's OK, if you are using an apple bong, you're not a weekend boy. This isn't your first time at the Bong Rodeo. Yeah, that's that's like we can't find a pipe. Oh, get me an empty toilet paper roll, and I'll take care of it. Mm hmm. Yeah, you're you're a pro. Yeah. But I feel like Dawson could make a bong out of a toaster or snot rocket. I am the MacGyver of pigeon s**t. Like, there's nothing he could make a bong out of. Here's a Sam Brera. He didn't. In fact, he was able to pick a load of weed in it 10 seconds later. It'd be a good game show, couldn't dos and make a bong out? Not surprisingly, Sarah Silverman has made the McIvor sex out of sexy set of sexy weed smokers. Oh yeah ! She said to a Comic-Con audience in two thousand eight. Make it a tree, urging them not to take the fun out of weed by smoking it every day. That's good advice, right? She eats it every day. It really is, because if you smoke it every day, it loses it special. It's not a treat then. Yeah, no, no. It's like anything. It becomes habitual. It's part of your life. Yeah. Natalie Portman makes the list, really? She says, I didn't touch pot till I was in my 20s. She told that to Marie Claire. She she said, Let's see. She downplayed it. But smoking pot in your 20s is still smoking pot. She didn't touch pot, and it's weird because there's the pot smokers, and then there's the pot. The people have tried pot and the people that smoke pot. There's not a human being who hasn't tried pot. The real question is who smokes it on a regular basis and you can't lump the two in together, right? She's not a Brad Pitt, and she, of course, is on this list. Yeah, he's a recognized stoner queen of nerve BCom, known to blaze up after a long day of shooting. He's also been spotted wearing several different pot leaf t shirts. Mm hmm. And yeah, he was in true romance early in his career doing the smoking out of the the honey bear. In a squeeze, you squeeze the honey bear. View his character smoking on the honey bee. Yeah, very convincing hasher in that movie. Very funny scenes in that movie, Kirsten Dunst told Daily Mail in 2007. I think America's view on weed is ridiculous. I mean, are you kidding me? If everyone smoked weed, the world would be a better place. Yeah, they'd be better place. People wouldn't be able to find their cars in the parking lot. At a Costco, they'd be rolling out like a 55 gallon drum full of cashews or looking for the SUV and pissed off about, I mean, slightly dumber place. But it would be a better place. No doubt about it. Lately, I've taken to taking a picture of the number where my car is because I know I'm going to lose my car, my iPhone. You know what I find, though? I had that. I had that thought too. I had a meeting over at Fox and I can do that thing where she and I'm going to lose my place. And during that endless underground parking lot, you don't know where you are and they do that stupid thing where it's like some of these places are r****ded, like instead of a numerical thing, they have a color system thing where like you're on the green floor, you're on the red floor, you're on the purple floor as if there's an order to that. So like, someone goes, well, everyone knows green comes before yellow, which comes before orange. It doesn't mean anything. The color farts just put a big, fat f**king number. And by the way, every elevator on that floor should have the number written on the door part of it. Oh, wait a minute when the door opens near the doorman. Yeah, it's like, I got it. All right, just above it. It should be written on the wall and it should say, Hey, stupid ! And then should have an arrow pointing at it. So you know exactly what it is. That's how you would remember. I've found in life when you do that thing where you go, you know what I'm going to do. I'm going to get my iPhone out and I'm going to take a picture of a parking structure, see parking number thirty one. So I and then by the time you go through that process, you've already sort of committed it. It's when you get f**ked over, when you just go f**king, I'm in a hurry, I'm on the fly. So yeah, there's a Catch 22, where if you take the time to take the camera out, you're already done. It's true because now you've looked at the number long enough to take a photo of it. So, yeah, instead of like you kid yourself that, Oh, I'm going to remember that that corner had a chip of yellow paint on it. I got to go. Yeah. And me and Jimmy went to the Rose Bowl for the Rose Bowl. One hundred thousand people parked on a golf course stay there. Park during the day, went into the stadium, drank, you know, twenty eight beers had no idea. And by the way, and you're driving along a golf course, it's not sectioned off. There's no nothing's written down. There's no anything. And then left after it was dark as a rose bowl, you know, ends, it'll be dark outside. It was like misty, rainy and we had nice basin had. And the Rose Bowl is perfectly round and we walked, like, walked around it once to find our gate like this kind of thing where we park. You always park wherever your gate is. You f**king park on one side of the Rose Bowl and then you come up, you go, We're in gate twenty nine. Where are we? Oh, this is minus one. Thirty six. Jesus Christ. And you start to the right. It starts getting lower, so you start going the other direction you go all the way around the f**king thing and you go up the stairs, the whole thing. By the time we're done, it's like someone just put a bag over your head and f**king you feel like a hostage in the back of a van. And some Shiite terrorists have taken. You taken either safe house. We walked out of that place. We're like. Idea where, by the way, where Jimmy's black car was and it was dark outside. We literally just had to wait till every other f**k that pulled out of the place until we were able to find Jimmy's car, which was like in a sand bunker, made that same journey. Many times you don't realize that on the golf cart like, oh, a parked near a sand trap in a tree. And it's like, right, there's 40000 traps and a hundred and twenty five trees, and you're buzzed and you're walking around a thing that is a two mile radius circle and you randomly go in one side, but you never know how far around it you walk before you stop and head in good times. Yeah, good times. I used to really rely on my ability to memorize things, but having a kid is kind of like a chronic sleep deprivation thing. Yeah, and the idea of short term memory is kind of screwed up. Yes, cognition is greatly diminished. It wasn't that great before. Yes. But you know, it's really it's like I'm accumulating this sleep debt and I get stupider. Oh, I've said it one g*****n million times. Sleep deprivation is really you on seven beers. That's how I feel every day. Oh, I'm like a buzz right now from Buster waking up at two, four and six, and we're the first thing it does is that recall, like, you go up, you know, someone goes, What's your address or what street do you live on or what's your dad's name or something you got to know? It sounds like Tim, my camera. That f**king it's same as Jimmy's dad's the same day, my dad, Jim. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. You feel like a f**king r****d. Yeah, it's the most basic things like I couldn't say a*s over fist on the last show. Yeah, that's why I want some kind of award or at least an induction into the Radio Hall of Fame for doing Stern Show 50 times. Coming off of love line at midnight and starting his show at three a.m. back at Westwood One in Culver City and doing a five hour radio show. But to be completely swimming in my own juice by the time we got to, you know, our number four, I couldn't f**king think. Hey, Howard, I agree with the black chick with the traces in the next room at the house and they call her. That's her name again, Doug. You know, it's hard. It sounds like a bird dove la jack sparrow sparrow. Yeah, me little. You literally. You think of a joke, but you realize you can't come up with Ronald Reagan's name, right? And it's going to be hilarious if you just get that one. You know, it's like the cowboy ira, the horse, he said. Read my lips and I'm in L.A. And his wife was like, and she spent a lot of money in this role down what was this thing? She had cameras, one for the Gipper, got that dude with the pomade. He was the governor of California. I lost my timing with this joker, dude. It's like 20 minutes like, you know, my brain doesn't work. Robert quivers, Yeah, yeah, I thank you know. Yeah, yeah, right. Reagan guérison. Who is that what you just said? I know that's funny. Original holidays would have been fun. They know the difference between us is we beat ourselves up about it. Yeah, we should talk to Donnie because Donnie has a way of somehow skirting the part where he beats himself up. God, I'd like to skirt's nice. We were, we were in. We went to Pebble Beach and Donnie went on a coffee run when I went and got the car in the morning. Yeah. And I said, Give me a large coffee. And I came back and hand me a small coffee and I said small coffee. And he said, Yeah. I said I ordered a large coffee, and he said, Oh yeah. I said that if you ever we go out to coffee all the time or hear me or at our small coffee, anyone now. And I realized, Wow, like a dog, I'm not a rug. No problema nothing. They pletely fine with it. Incredibly high levels of tolerance of his own mistakes. Not an ounce of like, Oh f**k, or what was I going to do? Or I'll let me go back at, Yeah, I like kicking himself. I couldn't see it from where I was sitting. But Danny, that's a that's a that's a great thing. You got going. Yeah. Well, after drinking that much wine with you all weekend and staying up late and you know, I got to deal with all this audio play video gear slept for 10 hours. Yeah, I did. I did have some sleep. All right. A little weed on top. Now I grab the small because you already had a cup in the hotel room and then we're going to Pebble Beach, where there's like a ton of food. And here's I have this argument with my wife all the time. Like, let's just say outside outside. I said small, I said large. But let's just say, I agree. I'm not arguing crazy. Let's say said a crazy way. Am I said small? And then he showed up with a large waving of do throw it in your face like to me. All right, you would have had a comment. Like I said, small went to waste all this coffee. All right. Well, here's the thing about me. The prior two or three days I walked out of there with a large right. Yeah, yeah, I've never I never ordered a large I never ordered a small to the best. You're now you drink a lot of coffee. Yes. All right. Just get the large like, what were the harm? That's all I'm saying. Yeah. All right. But you beat yourself up. Pretty good about it. Why? I just I just walk away and chuckle, Really? Yes. Yeah. I have not had that response. Any mistake of ever made in life, no matter how small? Yeah. If I said no chocolate, you should give me coffee and make it a large and you walk away and handed me a small and I said, Well, I order a large. That's three therapy sessions about why I can't listen. Why don't do things well, why I'm incompetent and why I do everything wrong and why people don't like me. I would also, I would also argue it's why your batting average is a little bit better in the small and large department than done because they walk away. Chuckling doesn't. It doesn't get you the large next. Well, the thing about beating yourself up is you do go that extra mile to not f**k up in the same way next time because it's so bad the first time you beat yourself up, you got to walk away and chuckle more. Let me put this do I should. And the this is not my quote, but the biological purpose of pain is to prevent the reoccurrence of stupidity. So if you feel no pain, the stupidity recurs. If I put my hand in a fire flame and it doesn't hurt. I just do it again. So if you walk away chuckling, you'll do it again. Well, it didn't hurt. That's why you should throw the coffee for Prescott. You think he'd do it another time after that? I would. Last time you got a small. I would argue that it would probably prevent that. Yes. Yeah, pain is a great teacher. Mm hmm. And sometimes I just feel bad for the fun of it. Yeah, but getting back to sexy stoners, huh? Joseph Gordon-Levitt. You know who? That dude? Sure, Joe. Go, Yeah. 30 Rock. Hmm. I mean, inception. Did you guys see Inception song session? Did you like it was a 3rd rock from the Sun? Yes, it was. He's yeah, he's gone on to be quite an adult. 500 days of summer season 500 This summer he was in Seattle. A lot of the best summer G.I. Joe know 500 days of summer, by the way. Overrated is he was good and he was good in inception. Inception was amazing. Great movie. He's made quite a career for himself. And let me just say this from all the people, from him to Johnny Depp to other folks that now Jason Bateman and guys like that who are doing kind of schmaltzy, you know, sitcom or cop grimy things in the 80s or 90s or whatever they've gone on their film careers to all the a*****es that say they can't stop being typecast. No, it's not that. Or if it is, they've gotten over it. Somehow they've gotten it over. You're listening, Bob Denver. No, but I'm just I'm just saying, if you're one of these guys that says, Well, I was in nine to one now, so that's why I can't work. I get typecast. Talent almost always wins out. Yeah, yeah. Well, these guys, I mean, f**king Johnny Depp was in jumps. He's had arguably the hardest roll of of any like megastar of going from like, you know, teen idol heartthrob lightweight roles to being respected or look at someone like Julianne Moore, who was on a soap opera. Yeah, and managed just to be one of the best working actresses today. You're listening, Ian Ziering. I don't think it's like I could never come up with the name I enduring right now. It's too tight. Yeah, yeah, I know. You know what I mean, by the way, we'll never get to experience again. Is David Arquette busting down our door? That was good, but by nature of it being a podcast, you know what I'm saying? Like he would bust down the door occasionally on the live show? Yeah. I mean, please stop me if I'm wrong. Happened more than once where he actually just came in to the studio and talking smack about, yeah, once on Loveline, in the middle of a show and then once on The Morning Show, we're talking about Alexa, Sakara think, yeah, yeah. I came across to show a friend, a sister or brother or whatever it was. Toaster, I don't know what it is. Oh, you're being so mean to her. She was such a con she had on this show. Shoulder chip f**king the size of Paul Bunyan's Axe, David Arquette shoulder. And you know it. He's unpredictable. And that's I associate that quality with somebody who's truly funny. David Arquette. Yeah, David Arquette is a yeah. I'll tell you the thing about Arquette. Good soul. This is a good guy. It's just the it's got a good vibe. There's there's a couple of guys out there that have that, you know, good vibe and guys who don't have that good vibe and are cats good? Five said. Like Robert Downey Jr., there's a handful of guys that just have a really. Joel McHale has a great vibe. Zach Levi. There's some guys who are just like, really cool vibes and other guys pains in the a*s. Getting back to Joseph, Gordon-Levitt told Details Magazine. When I was in high school, I loved smoking weed. I loved it, but I kept myself to once a month. That was my role. Once a month, yeah, so again, he wanted to continue to enjoy it, it sounds like he didn't want to become a pothead like to talk to you, Dr. Drew, and see how much of that once a month business he buys from Levitt. Does that really mean once a week? There's nobody who does anything who says they do it less than what they actually do or don't do more than what it says. They do it more, you know what I mean? If somebody says I do something once in a while, they made about four or five times a week. And if they say, you know, I smoked pot once a month, you can probably swap out month for weekend, right? Which is fine. I'm not judging. Just just say, do you know why I don't buy once a month? Why once a month to me is a liar. If you tell me I, if you tell me I smoked pot on occasion, like just a rare occasion, like if I'm on vacation and we're hanging out, we're in the Bahamas, we're at the beach, want to see sex in the city, to see sex and the two. And I eat myself on this post. It's Listerine, postage stamps and free cash. If you say that, I buy it, if you say I smoke pot every day, I buy it. If you say smoke pot about every weekend, I buy it once a month is a no man's land where you're not really hanging out with Dawson and you ain't hanging around with Brian. You caught between Dawson and Bryan. You're also caught in a lie. Yeah. And the Moon in New York state, because it's bulls**t if you like I like. Here's the thing I don't really smoke weed anymore. So for me, I don't smoke weed once a month. I will on rare occasion. I'm not judging. I'm just I drink red red wine, right? I just what? But I will smoke weed. But it's not once a month. If you smoke it once a month and you say once a month, you don't. Even by the way, for people who really smoke weed once a month, they don't know they smoke weed once a month. They would tell you a couple of times a year. Yeah, like if it can, if someone has it and you get a wild hair, yeah, you don't really, if you don't acquire it. Mm hmm. I know it's crazy, but it's true. I'm telling you, are they going to remake this movie in between? Wow. I feel like I feel like I heard that Lexus R Kettle started. I think they are making it with Russell Brand. Yes. Oh yeah. And Alexis Arquette in the in the Liza Minnelli role. OK, here's a shocking one, and I'll wrap up after this. Stephen Colbert as a sexy stoner in a live speaking engagement in 2006 and in San Francisco, he mentioned that smoking weed in high school influenced his comedy. Also, you have to consider the source and the environment. It's like when a politician gets up in front of a bunch of guys or in a labor union, they're pro-labor. And when a comedian's in San Francisco and there's a lot of ErbB going around, you know you're going to get a f**k. Yeah, at everyone. Then your weed smoker, if you're talking to the young Republicans committee and you're in Arkansas, then it's not so much, you know what I'm saying? You have that, too. But either way, who gives a f**k? Smoke up. You want to smoke up. You don't want to smoke up, don't smoke up. We stop enforcing everything and stop f**king talking about it once and for all. Let's just move on with our lives. Yeah, that helps me to round out this list because poor morally. Simmons got busted in 2004 for possession. She had a couple of grams of weed in her Benz. Well, they should lock her up. Throw away the key just in her case. Yes. Yes. That's the news. She looks like a female impersonator, doesn't she? More of Troma news coming up. If you don't, that's the new thing, everyone. Lisa Lampanelli was here, and she said there's like the five ways you can roast women. It's like fat pig vagina. Slutty. Mm hmm. What am I missing now? Sleeps around the other side. Bloody beef and I old fat. Yeah, I remember. I realize there's also a tranny. Right? And you know how I learned that because somebody took the liberty of posting on my blog, Do I look like a tranny? Really? Know I never even considered. I mean, I considered a lot of flaws, but I never. The headline was it wasn't a hot tranny. Well, they made that, but it was. They made their name tranny. Teresa was like a specific person that spends a lot of time on the internet attacking me in various ways. But I hadn't thought of that, and I realized, Oh yeah, that's another one. Because you on that on the Hoff Roast. That does come up where somebody looks like a tranny. That is another way of roasting a woman. Well, I'm going to have Donny settle their hash by taking the coffee order later on in the day. And I don't think the only thing worse than getting the wrong side is having the guy who got it free walk away, laughing. When I when I was walking away laughing, I was laughing at how you can get so frustrated. He even walked away and like, he looked at me, Teresa, and said, You know what? I'm going to, I'm going back to get a large. He was laughing at his frustration. Well, you brought me a Dixie Riddle cup filled with. Coffee light day, and I wanted to I want to do like a coffee. I do. But and I would say that we have no way of knowing that you've only known been friends, close friends for once in the same place the first two days before that. Well, what about Twain's drinking pots of coffee in the beginning? Well, that's my whole point. Why not get the large sums? All right, I'm I'm sorry. All right. Here's the other thing, too like, there's been a lot of healing. You don't have to be sorry. But you know, the part where somebody f**ked up and then right after f**ked up, they kind of go like, Yeah, I know. And you think to yourself, Well, then you do it on purpose. I need you to take yourself a little tiny bit. You had a cup of coffee in the room or jumping in the car to go driving. You want like a big, tall coffee? I ordered a large. Yeah, you're right. All right. All right. You knew it on some level, you decided I didn't need it. I think that that's what happened. He has some. Is there any unconscious maneuvering going on in the mind of Donny? Everything he does is unconscious rather than, oh, subconscious. I'm sorry. No. There is an element. Yes, there's an element. Want you to have too much caffeine element of I'm ordering a small. You drank enough, right? You're going to be small. You get a small tea. You've had enough. I need you pulled over to take a piss. Right? Listen, it's like you're 30 seconds on the microwave. It's thirty three. I'll take two small coffees. Yeah, it's a big time saver, right? Did the time right? You have to carry the larger one and pay for it? Yeah, yeah. You can't take the time to say have a small, a large coffee when you see that, that's a first for your both ones. Oh, but listen, you're on a small roll, right? So break it by putting a large in there and confusing everybody. Now, listen, if Donny was a waiter, he'd do that thing. That was my favorite waiter. Move where you go. You order a sandwich with no Mayo Bryan and then you order Series two and I'll I'll jump in. I'll take. Let me get a turkey sandwich. No, Mayo, please. All right. And then the lady will be having just a BLT with no matter. What the f**k do I have to do? I was on a male roll. That's the point. I assume that just because we're dining, I was thinking about how we share. I thought of the word. The word mouth came into my head, he said. Man, it's not worth it to do that. Don't think they get on a roll. Yeah, I always laugh thinking, Yeah, that's where we met. That's a no Mayo Clinic. Com. All right. Weezer bust chops. Because I love you. No, I'm just say, Look, it's a T. You should take a page. Actually, a rolling paper out of Donny Buck and Donny take page of T's book. That's where the truth lies somewhere in between. Walking away laughing doesn't really get you anywhere, and committing suicide over f**king a coffee order doesn't get you. Yeah, trying too hard and trying. Not hard enough. Little in-between. Yeah. All right. We're where we are. I think Brian forseen is is here. Hard to miss him out there? No, he's he's a lot of man. I can't believe you haven't had sex with him. Well, there is Steve Agee like his game show girl classics brought to you by live, by live. And did you know that all of PodcastOne shows stream 24 seven at Live by MLive.com and on the Live By Live app? 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