TFATK Ep. 1034 | Nic and Ryan Nemeth

Transcript

Thank you for listening to this podcast, wine production now available on Apple Podcasts, Podcasts, one, Spotify and anywhere else you get your podcasts. Sam Fender returns with his brilliant new album 17 Going Under. Includes the single 17 going on there, get you down and speed of you. Sam Fender, 17, going under. Out now, this week's group therapy is sponsored by Apartment WSJ.com, the most popular place to find a place and progressive. Get a quote today at progressive.com with our TV podcasts. One Presents Off the Vine Grape Therapy Kaitlyn Bristowe is going to answer your question. Drink to your confession and hear what you have to say about anything. Bachelor. Let's shake it up some more. Here's Kaitlyn. Well, welcome to group therapy. I'm your host, Kaitlyn Bristowe. Go ahead. And I am your guest today, Jason Typekit, how's everyone doing out there with my podcast last because we were like on a friggin roll, we were like, you could ask me if I had edibles and oh, those, really. We had just drank a lot of wine. You had come home for Valentine's Day. Oh yeah. And you seemed like you were like, so stoned. Well, I wasn't. I was just hired just like, high on life. You don't seem stoned to that. I get drunk on water, which I hate water. So you hate water. I hate it, and I'm trying to drink so much because we're going to Colorado. Oh yeah, we've got a little ski trip coming up. Let me just tell everybody. He's appears thoughts of prayers for my legs, for my well-being. I've never seen before knock on wood, I feel like I'm nervous and I've never been on live TV before. Do you know what that is? No, I to do it is this little kid that was on Ellen. You probably know that's when he kept going. Apparently. And apparently that was like a video from like, honestly, five years ago that really stuck. And this kid was hilarious. His name was Noah, and then he was getting interviewed by this news reporter. Yeah. Oh gosh, I have to show you. It's so clear. I've never been on live television before, but I've really sometimes I don't watch the show. I don't watch the news because I'm a kid or a pro. Every time grandma just gives me a remote after you watch the Powerball. That's hilarious. This is somebody this it reminds me I was just on the Adam Corolla show, and he asked me a question that I didn't know. And I asked it like, I was like, Do you know what he's like? I don't know, but he had this little screen in front of him and his producer could like Typekit on the screen. He he's like, Oh yeah, it is. It's from any like, called it out. You just reading the screen. I need that. I'm sitting behind your computer. I know you're not researching. And I'm like, Should I feel like I'm back? I can't. I can't believe you don't know that apparently, kid, I'm so bad with that. Well, we're back for what what I guess is part three, because we still have leftover voicemails and things to catch up on. Say this whole thing you got going or people call. I know it's not fun. Yeah, it's fun. It's also fun being in here in the Off the Vine podcast room with the proper lighting and like no ring lights. The lighting is dim candles, the neon light going. We got to go and we got the dogs here. I really wish we had fifteen candles going. There's three, but one. Two three four. Three. Oh, that's just the reflection of our big crystal. Oh, that's oh my god. That's the weirdest s**t that's ever happened. Wait, this s**t always happens. Oh my god, this s**t always happens to Kaitlyn in an don't believer in Norway says he has followed me from the bus all the way home. Guys, it's like someone had my back when I was like, There's all these candles, a like talk and s**t and instantly falling away from me. The ring light just turned on and it was all turned on its off. You turned and locked it off. Oh, it's not plugged. No, it's plugged in for sure. OK, it's like that. Yeah, but I switched that right off and it's going dimmer. Oh God, it's getting brighter. No one's touching anything. Oh, I told you I. Since I've been on the bus, there has been a ghost who I call Tommy, who has been haunting me every night and I brought him home. You turn this off and rattle. OK. Hang on. Hang on. Whatever the truth, what do we got here? I don't know what's going on. Well, turn it. Keep it off. Because I was talking about Tommy, I said I liked the mood. I said I didn't want a ring. And he turned the ring light on. Wow. With Tommy, he's my ghost. Why do you with my turn? I don't know. I just came to me. I felt like his name was Tommy. That was, I don't like, usually believe in that shirt, but that was weird. How do you not believe in it? He just said, Hey, Tommy, if you're here, do something else crazy. Do some crazy. Do some crazy. Oh my god. Wow. OK. Let's move this topic on October one. Who is glad we have him in the room? So, yeah, we're going to. We're going Beaver Creek, Beaver Creek, right outside Vail. I'm so excited, but I heard that the altitude I'm just any time in. I'm in a place that has altitude. I believe the altitude. So too, some people say like Denver, right? Mile high, that's 5000 plus feet. Where we will be is 11000 feet. That's if you're on top of the Marvel. Yeah, and if you're at the bottom, it's eight hours, but we'll be at the top 11000. So if you have like one drink up there, you are feeling it. And let me tell you, the hangovers are not fun. Oh God. Well, looks like I'll be doing edibles the whole weekend. That's my girl. Yeah. Well, whatever. OK, March Madness. Let's talk about it for a second. Excuse me. Yeah, but yes, I was reading my audience. What a curveball I was reading my own March Madness March Madness bracket. Canadian Kaitlyn was talking about March Madness. Yeah. Yes. Because I have a March Madness pool with all my restart networking members. We have over 200 people and it's why we're supposed to be in it. You were in it, you didn't throw your racquet and I got confused. Can't believe you've done a March Madness playhouse? Well, I just wanted to know, how's your bracket going? My brackets go. All right. I got Arizona the way. OK, you have 28 State University of New York. Yep, no, not. Yeah, there's like a thousand state University of New York, Michigan, Michigan. I know. I remember because we watch we went to Buffalo Wild Wings the other night. Yeah, I wonder they when that oh no way today would no game. No, Michigan didn't win. They lost, actually. Yeah, they played Villanova Thursday, six, 29. Anyways, I just wanted to see if your bracket was doing well. Yeah. Anyone else has a March Madness bracket going on out there? We watched Duke Coach K win. Oh, that sounds cool. Yeah. Do Canadians that this is a ridiculous question, but like it was March Madness in Canada. The Canadians participate. I think so, because it's all the United States based college. I don't think it's as big as it is in the States, but I think Canadians still watch March Madness the same way we still watch NFL. We're just not as invested as you Americans. Gotcha. Yeah. Anyways, I also have a really fun update for you. Let's hear it. According to Twitter, Britney Spears is working on new music after six years hiatus. Wow, that's amazing. Do you think there's a risk in like, she's so high? Everyone loves her, so much like everyone's so happy for her now. Is there like a risk that if the music sucks, it could? Well, I think we'll all just support her no matter what or what, because just seeing the hell she's gone through. Yes, she's still talented. Like she was going through hell while she's doing live Vegas residency. That's true. She could still, she could still throw the frickin banger. Yeah. And like everyone's adolescents crush in the U.S., she just she just signed a book deal and got a $50 million advance. Yeah. Why did I think it should be more than that? Yeah, I thought so, too. OK. Just based on her reach and audience. And she's going to sell ten trillion copies. Yeah. In 30 seconds of Britney Spears releasing her book, she will sell more copies and I will sell in a year of that. Yeah, it's Britney Spears who has like, That's crazy. Like three seconds. Yeah. One two three four five six. Yeah, there's a hundred percent wild. Yes, she is Britney Spears power. She has been. So she has such a story to tell. Oh my gosh, why are the dogs being crazy? Nanny spears a legend? She's a legend that does just a fun fact for you. Oh my gosh. Tommy, no, it's Pino Pino. Can you lay down, buddy? Oh, he's in a play mood. Oh, great. I feel like this always happens. You know what it is. It's you. It's me. Yeah, my fault. No. Remember when we were sitting? Every time we sit in here and I'm like, He never does that. When it's just me, it's because you toy with him. You, you hold his toy when it's in his mouth and act like you're going to play. So Pino Reid's energy, and when Pino is terrified of something he see his friends do stuff like sprays, their smelly juices, secretions. It's like secretions and it smells like it smells like, like dead fish. It's terrible. Yeah, it's not a lot. It's not like you smell a stink bomb went off. So there's been a couple of scenarios where he's like, really? One time Kaitlyn was having like a breakdown and he did it, and the other time he takes his leg got stuck in the leg. So he's in the back seat and his leg got stuck and we got it out. No problem, but I think he could see that. I was like, I was so scared because I thought I was going to hurt him getting it out. I feel like a bad dog had y y because I had a breakdown and I scared him. Oh, it's OK. And he then he added the little fishy intrusion. And so I think that he just like feels energy and knows like I want to play with him so bad. And he's just like, Let's go with we and just like nurtures you as a very interesting way of getting to how he reads energy Typekit is a**l sex. I think we just needed to clean his a**l gland. No, no, you know, that's not. She was scooting, but we first got him. You had the a**l thing going, Oh yeah, he did. Oh boy, little baby Jesus scared. Where are we going with this pod? What's next? I don't know. OK, well, I know. I love it. I love how you lie right now. All right now, are you? Do you ever get nervous? Are you single? I heard it, girl. Is it true you have more money you think than b***hes with it with you? And I say, Hell yes. Hell yeah. Hell yeah, you're right. You're right. Oh right. We say Hell yeah. Anyways, OK, you guys with the most rental listings anywhere and yes, anywhere, you guys. There's no wrong way to get into your right place on apartments. Dot com, for instance, you could latch all tablet to the wall, throw magnetic darts at the rental search map. That sounds pretty fun, actually. Or you could lather your phone screen in peanut butter and let your furry roommate lick their way to a tasty new, pet friendly place. Sounds like something Robin Reno would do, or you could use a tablet like a spirit board. Call upon your beloved late nana so she gets to say to. I'm not judging here and now. Apartments dot com even offers virtual tours so you can explore your potential place from anywhere with an internet connection at a bar on a bad first date. Knock yourself out on a tandem bike pedaling along the beach not advisable, but certainly possible around base camp at Mount Everest. Okay, that's nearing the summit of all ways you can search. Personally, I'm from my couch kind of gal from the tried and true methods and the virtually enhanced techniques to the downright unorthodox approaches. You're bound to discover that special somewhere to call your own on apartments dot com. And honestly, being able to search from anywhere is the best. No more spending days driving around from place to place, only to find out it's not your place. Check out apartments dot com the most popular place to find a place. OK fan favorite and one of the most popular bachelors, Ben Higgins and Ashley I Cannetti, the notorious crier from ABC's Bachelorette and Bachelor in Paradise, will be covering everything when it comes to Bachelor Nation in their podcast Almost Famous, catch them each week as they break down the new season of The Bachelorette. The Bachelor and Bachelor in Paradise. They will include interviews with celebrities past Bachelor and Bachelorette contestants and interactions from their most loyal fans. Listen to the almost famous podcast wherever you listen to your podcasts. Now back to Off the Vine Grape Therapy. I just loved how fired up you got about the voicemails last time, so I wanted to have you back for what I wanted to do this. Anyways, with you the last time, but we ran out of time. OK, so now I'm home. You were just in your element. I feel like we gave a lot of take advice to believe it advice. So let's talk about it. We just didn't even make it through half of these questions. These are fun, and you and I give completely different perspectives. You are absolutely that big, so it's perfect. It's kind of scary, isn't it? OK, here we go. Well, there was this one time. And so I guess my question is, I don't know if I want to share everything they have, really, especially for you. We were literally trying to remove like obstacles between us. It just called to say, I love you. I can take the first one and then you could take the next. We'll do it like that. OK, let's go. So this is actually from Pittsburgh, so I have a great idea for a prank call. I recently had a pep talk of mine accidentally go viral, and it was a pep talk of my boyfriend and I doing. Legos as a big idea. Super silly, really had no intentions of it blowing up like it did, but it did. And now my boyfriend is convinced that we are going to be the next Big Tech stock car for me to make so much money from there. Blah blah blah. But you really want it to be all Lego related. You seem to think that would be super cool. I'm trying to keep him humble, but still difficult. I think it would be super funny if you prank called him pretending to ask him about a partnership or a sponsorship or something of that sort of Legos or TikTok really play into that. He would only fall for it, and I think you'd would be so shocked would be so funny. Anyway, thank you. I love you and I can't wait to listen. It's amazing. OK, I have a quick, funny business that on TikTok and Instagram, if you want to hear it, OK? And I encourage everyone to put things out there, you never know it can happen because tomorrow your life could change. I agree. But what's interesting is the analytics behind TikTok right now are not being considered reliable. And so a lot of them advertisers and companies are putting big spend behind TikTok because the numbers and analytics are reliable at all, like Facebook and Instagram is so still TikTokers with millions and millions and millions and millions of followers will make a very, very small percentage of what someone Instagram with like a couple of them. Why are they all millionaires? I mean, I have I literally have decks like a pull it up right now. No, no, no. Of of like there are people that have like four million and they have the right cards. And it's like $2000 per post, $3000 per post. So it's interesting that TikTok could use a lot of money to show people, but that's a ton of money. But I'm saying when comparing to Instagram, which is interesting because they're saying that there could be this potential where TikTok can't get their analytics correct for the advertisers to get these people paid what they should be paid. That it could be another vine situation. It's like a big discussion being had. It's interesting, I, of having to find. So there's a little fun business back there, but let's get back to the fun stuff. Cut Jason off right now. Yeah. Cranking up from then platinum, I see AC to. Hello. Oh, hi, I'm looking for Ben. Yeah. Hi, Ben, this is Amanda from MTC agencies. We are reaching out about a Lego brand deal for Ben and Ashley. Okay. We were just wondering if you had a brand deck and could share some insights of your Tic TAC numbers. I don't know if you have a manager we can go through. I do not. I actually am. Currently, I need to be able to go through that, but I get a number to call that. Yeah, for sure. I just. Can I ask you a couple of more questions? Yeah, sure. How often do Lego? About once a week, once every other week. And what type of Lego do you build? Namely, the marble ones, but really only look. But I started it like I started in the marble ones. OK, and then are you open to negotiating a fee for a tech talk? Yeah. OK. How how much do you think you would charge for? I think the I think the brand was looking for to post. Got. That's what I'd be looking to save for that. Yeah. I probably have to ask or talk, at least with Ashley, the other person in the video. OK. But I definitely could ask her about that and get an idea. OK, that sounds good. How many plays were played on that ticktalk? Believe it right now at four point four million views. Oh, wow, OK. And have you ever tripped on a piece of LEGO and would you be willing to document it? I have, and I have not documented it, but I'd be willing to do that. OK, great. OK, if I can give you this number, you can write it down. A man. It is on mute right now, I'm dying, OK? OK, it's. So I need to get to feeling exposed for two years and yet to users. No, no, no, no. How much would you guys be wanting us to post? Well, so that's why we wanted to look at your brand deck. We just wanted to see your analytics and insights for numbers. But so we're just going to have to go from here. If you could give us a call back with that information, that would be great. And then like, what's the best time to reach you, I guess I probably have been like the next hour, I can look at that just a little bit busy with. Work outside of what time zone are you in? I'm in Eastern, okay, we're on Pacific Time, so you can give us a call back anytime in the next few hours, which is OK, perfect. Okay, thank you. Thank you. Bye bye. I have so many questions I wanted to be able to do for words. Yeah, but I think it would be. So while you have what if you like said like, yeah, like $20 or if you like two million, I want to do like his range. I know, but I panicked and I think my heart is pounding because I actually feel so bad that I just got him. Except that was really funny. I mean, I get that. But the real bad the funny part was when he said, Which shrimp have you or would you ever actually solve that? Do he actually look like rain falls? Or what do you get for it? Well, now would we have to tell him? No, I wait till he's get a call actually right away who set up the prank call and be like, Actually, I got a phone call, and then he's going to tell us, OK, we're callback number. Would you give him? I did. I don't know. I made it up. By the way, what's a brand act? You know, the brand that gives me it's a mediocre medium. So you see the leg of bread that people can alter? Yeah. Oh, they heard people say mediocre. It's the same thing, like Googling right now. What is it? Oh my gosh, why do I feel so bad? I want to give them something. I'm going to buy a Lego Marvel honestly, for 4.4 million views, we should. That's amazing. Good for them. Wait, I need to see that video something I know. Maybe play it on your social. OK, I'll play. Obviously. Follow. Yeah. Play it. Yeah. Ashley, send us this tok because yeah, we need it. I need it. I need to give Ben a shout out. We need to give it more. Yeah, let's just buy more followers. And that'll be my goal is when I saw somebody about that. OK, that's amazing. Oh my gosh. Why it is so funny. So uncomfortable. OK, like it really gets my adrenaline. I'm shaking a little bit. I love it. This episode of Off the Vine is brought to you by Progressive. Progressive helps you get a great rate on car insurance, even if it's not with them. So they have this nifty little comparison tool that puts rates side by side so that you choose a rate and coverages that work for you. So let's say that you're interested in lowering your rate on car insurance so you'd visit progressive.com. Get a quote with all the coverage as you want. You'll see Progressive's rate, and then their tool will provide options from the other companies, so they're all lined up easy to compare so that all you have to do is choose the rate and coverages that you like. Progressive gives you options so that you can make the best choice for you. You could be looking forward to saving more money in the future. More money for, say, a pair of noise cancelling headphones. Maybe an Insta part? How about some puzzles? Whatever brings you joy. Get a quote today at progressive.com. It's one small step you can do today that could make a big impact on your budget tomorrow. Progressive casualty insurance company and affiliates comparison rates not available in all states are situations. Prices vary based on how you buy. Now back to after buying Grape Therapy. Hi Kaitlyn, this is Jasmine. So my husband recently left me quit my job so I can focus on school. And so he's been like the main provider and we're doing fine financially. But like I have been mentioning, maybe getting a part time job and I know he would die if he got a call saying that your calling as a reference for me to like, work at McDonald's and like part time because I put you down as a reference before and I had him pretend to be like an old manager just because I don't really keep in contact with, like previous employers anymore. And I thought it would be so funny if you called pretending to have gotten my application to work at McDonald's and you're calling him as a reference for me. So if you could give him a call, his name is Ethan. But it's cool if you work at McDonald's and it's cool if you were here. They actually make they have a great minimum wage. It's great company to invest in on their stock. Do you want to call? You want me to call? Yeah. What's his name? Ethan was calling for a reference with her work at McDonald's. Jasmine, Jasmine, Ethan and Jasmine. Hello. Hello, Z10. Yes. Ethan, how's it going, it's been. I'm the manager at McDonald's, I'm here just going through applications and we're looking for references. This is a reference for a part time crew member job for Jasmine. Do you have five minutes to take a couple of questions? Sure. Sure. So we're trying to just hire someone for the night shift. We're open 24 hours, so it's part time. It's probably around like tended to. As far as Jasmine is concerned, we've had a lot of employee turnover. Would you consider her someone reliable for those hours? Oh, yeah, definitely. OK. And as far as her work history, she's listed as can you please confirm just so we can we can. We've got a lot of issues with people putting on false work history. Can you just confirm her last employer so we can just make sure that you know, it's it's it's a whole process here with the resumes we get, so I really appreciate it. Now, all right, it's good to find some honest people out here. I'll tell you what, we can't usually get that rates. Tim Cook good stuff and she hasn't had any type of criminal records or anything that we should be aware of. No. OK. And then the last thing that she didn't mention her relationship to you, what is your relationship to your brother or husband husband? OK. Good stuff, and I just don't hear it. There it is, Kaitlyn Bristowee and Jason Tartick. Your wife asked us to bring you back, literally. I love that. I thought I recognized your voice. Oh no. Oh my God. I was trying so hard not to laugh. But you went along with it. Oh, you're all right. Favorite is when when you're like, I'm a husband, like, so prefer to put a reference of like as if you a lot as a player, like if you have a criminal record. This is her husband. I was amazing. Either you're a good sport. Yeah, that was interesting. With the outcome of that. Yeah. Well, tell her we say hi and sorry for bugging you. Anything at any point, if you want us to break her back, you let us know. Sounds good. All right. All of that. Bye. Oh, I don't know. I don't know. I couldn't stop. Well, you know what made me laugh? The relationship was, as I'm looking at Helen and she's like, I know over. I like, slap it or be like, Oh my God. In the US, I feel like it was not impressed. I should totally change my voice. I don't know. I did. Well, feel like, is bob, you never you never think like, I don't know. You always just assume husbands aren't listening to the podcast or like, you know, I don't know. Oh God, that's amazing. Should we do one more? I love him. I love him. Should we do one more? Yeah. OK, Sibila, you do a tag team like, is it possible to be like, Yeah, we're all going to be like TV owners and is and we're going to say his wife just put down a deposit for a horse. Yeah, I'd be like, This is Johnny and Chris with my voice. John and Crystal, we're the horse owners. Hey, y'all, this is Johnny Crystal. I yeah, I know. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that was terrible. Oh, OK. Hey, this is no, we're overthinking it. You just got to go. So this is the best, is every expert. Yeah, we run the horse and farm. No, Jason, you sound like Forrest Gump. What's wrong with that? It's not me. No, we're just going to call. Okay. Sounds super Canadian. Yeah, we actually run a house up in Toronto that does sound like a Canadian. Do a couple of Daniels here with the, you know, little one too. First of all, a horse owner wouldn't talk like a hockey player and talk like Edward. That doesn't sound Canadian, right? Come on, let's go. I think I'm just going to handle this one. I want no, I don't like yes. I want to be part of it, man. No sound. Zachary, Colin, OK, we're going to say I'm going to start and be like Johnny and Carol calling Johnny and Carol calling from the ranch in Oh my gosh, I was called Ethan again. Well, I think I'll eat it. OK, just just say, you're calling from the ranch. My wife is just expected to put your deposit and then you can make your wife's deposit. Yeah, my say. My wife is just accepted. Your wife's deposit? Honey, can you tell her what the details are? Oh, I'm too nervous about be. You fake, OK? It's a it's a deposit of a horse. Spotted, Bobby. Hi, this is Janet calling from the ranch. Your wife called about civil, right, that you pronounce your name. Yes. Yeah. So I'm calling with my husband just because we own the horse and your wife put down a deposit for young oops ! Which were twisted out of the pocket for Symphony. It was. It was Symphony Honey Symphony. The Horse Symphony put a £10000 deposit down. We're just looking to schedule a drop off date. I think you got the wrong number. I don't think so. Sibila, or maybe it's Sylvia or Sibila. I have a horse at our house. Yeah. Well, we just need a date. It's Symphony Symphony, though. Yeah. Do you have the right number? Do you have her number? Yes. This is a good joke, this is real. Do you have or not a joke? Do you want us to call her? Let me, let me give her a call. Yeah. OK, perfect. Look, Holograph will call you back, honey. Did you tell him? It's simply the answer might be better. Sure. Oh, is this for is this for this? For over on our trip? Yes. Oh, I thought you said my wife bought a horse. No, she put a deposit down. Oh oh yeah. Okay. And dates for when we're in Anguilla. No, no, no. Oh, maybe. But why don't you give her a call? Yeah, I'll call. Okay, thank you. OK, I'll call her. OK, I'll have your number. I for you back. Oh, well, do you want to? But you can include her in a three way call. Do you need to see her? OK, so bad. I can't even know what time it is due to three way call. Wait, wait, I just want to hear what civilized. Gets her name and he got excited about the horse. Now what? You know what? Watch Pinos in the garden. What is her name? Sevilla. And so what is he and how he thinks? It's a horse related surprise. Maybe they, but he still faces a thousand dollars. Oh my God. He's three, they call it, but it's not there. This. Sibila, are you there? Hello. I don't hear her. Yeah, maybe she hung up. OK, if I missed the beginning of your whole what you said? So we we own the ranch that your wife came to visit. She said. You guys were looking for a horse. And so she put a $10000 deposit down at our ranch and we need to figure out a drop-off time to drop off your horse. Yes. And we went, Where are we going to see the horse? And we don't have a horse property? Oh, well, she told us, you had a stable. Oh. I think they're OK. I think that OK. Yeah, I hope so. But she doesn't do that well over the fact that three of the guys to answer are usually people see stars six seven and don't answer, we're three for three right now. And he thinks that was a roller coaster. We don't have room for a horse. Oh my. Well, I mean, at first he thought it was for their trip and he was like, so excited. At first he was pissed that he got excited cause he's like, Oh, oh no, we were right. Oh wow. I was the best sailor. Everybody on your podcast? Wow, that's so good one I need. Oh, you will handle this situation so much better than me. I would be like, Are you kidding me? Yeah, I like High Pocket Order. Oh my God, that was amazing. I love a good prank. Speaking of plus, I would just like I would drill down. I would be like. Explain to me exactly what you're saying. Like, you're telling me that my wife went. And if I would want more detail, one moment of like, Yeah, that's true. Yeah, I caught off guard. But we April Fools is coming up. My head is going to be on a frickin swivel. Do you have any plans to Typekit has no plans. No. I'm just going to sleep the whole day of April 1st, so I'm just going to stay asleep. Wow, that was so fun. Yeah, that was that was the laugh I needed today. I have a vinyl confession that's going to rock your world. Let's hear it. I don't think any confessions killed. That's my world. This is vulgar. So brace yourself. OK, confession proof. OK. Well, seven years ago, when I was a young, naive 19 year old, I ate spaghetti for dinner. I later on got hammered and was having sex with a very nice looking muscular man while I was giving him a blowjob and my gag reflex came out to play, I threw up noodles on his wiener. Thank God the lights were off, so I just grabbed the noodles and threw them and kept going. He never said a thing. Woke up the next day and there is dried noodles stuck and no data. Yeah, here. I guess, did she say she was your face? Yeah. How is that possible? What do you mean they were drunk? She gagged, puke the little noodles there. Another guy went north, the girls. Maybe he was wasted. Blackout, what's? Yeah. Wow, that's a concession for the books. What's her name? Well, get a name or no, no, there's no name. Can we get a location? Her name is Noodle. Dick, you dick. And where's noodle deck from? I don't know. It doesn't say there's another one Canadian called the Parent Trap Part two. This woman said I slept with my on and off again ex twin brother after we split in college. Each sort of take it to the grave, and I've kept the secret for the last 12 years, and you're the first person I've told this to create a name on this one. No, it's it's incest bang. It's all anonymous. It's not incest. Yes, you beg the brother. No, that's not incest. You're right. Boyfriend's brother, her ex boyfriend with Oh what? So she being both the twins? Yeah. And the one twin didn't tell the other one. Yeah. Oh jeez. Well, there. What is this? Like that hotline? Yeah, it's the hotline where they tell us all of their dirty secrets, and I don't expose them. Just a little friendly reminder to those listening. Keep calling. Middle of the day, middle of the night, any time you want. We are obsessed with this. Four three four six nine six eight four six six. Use it, abuse it. Share it. You can text it to. Just I don't know, I just have so much fun with that, do you do you have fun? I had so much fun. What was your favorite one? The horse guy. Yeah, horse guy was unreal. The horse, he was just so yeah, because then I got a little glimpse of him as like a happy guy. Like, he was so mad and serious at first. And then he was like, got excited about his trip. And then it was like a little bit of relief. And then back to very angry McDonald's guy wasn't even faze you. Like, OK, answer these questions. He was literally not fazed. That even sounds like OK. You know what, though? It's a nice husband is proud of his wife that she wants to work wherever she wants. That actually is really. That's cute. You think you're mad? He was like, All, I'm here for this. I'll say that actually is really scary. Then he beauty. Oh, I want to follow up, can we somehow at some know we will get follow ups, I'm going to have a whole episode dedicated to follow ups, I think because there's so many I need follow ups from. What did you say the horse's name was symphony. it seems like you panicked. It was going to say, like young fellow, you are. All right, guys. We also April 4th for anyone that's in the area or wants to fly out to Nashville or for anyone who lives in Nashville. Jason and I are doing a live podcast. It's going to be very intimate. I think only 300 people or something. And we're going to be talking about Jason's book. We're going to be talking about our careers. We're going to be talking about our high highs and our rock bottom lows. We're going to be drinking, stated Sparrow's. Going can be so fun. It is going to be so much fun. We might even bring the boys with us because it's the right venue to bring the blogs and I'll be out there. I'm going to be signing some books. We'll be drinking some of your wine life will be good and national winery centric winery is a great spot. That's a Thursday, too. So even if you're not in the area, literally, it's like the number one destination to come visit, so can book a long weekend and have fun with us and start your weekend off, right takeaways from this podcast. OK? My takeaway? I know it. March Madness is OK. Britney Spears has new music coming out. I suck at praying for help. No, you don't break my frequent card game. No, you were great for the. You said it exactly like someone calling from McDonald's. Do you want to know it was really fun, though? I haven't done this in a long time of being in a position where you're trying so hard not to laugh like that just gave me a weird hottie. I know you did that on the book positions, not trying to like last one, and I thought it was so funny. I really channeled kid again. Yes, I had to share the story. So. Me, Sasha, Coco, Sophia. Who else is like Britt? There are some people that weren't on the bus this night, but we played this game where you couldn't laugh and you could say and do whatever you want to other people. So everyone starts at a circle, and if you make someone even smile or laugh, they get a yellow card. But the next time they do that smile or laugh, they're out and you literally do anything. I started making fart noises with my knees. I muted the girls and clench my butt cheeks, so it was all like cellulite just to make them laugh and like, you can do anything you want, and the other person cannot not laugh. And it's so funny. Some of the stuff that comes out of people's mouths when you're trying to make someone laugh, it's a fun game. I highly recommend it. Okay. Well, thanks for being on the pod today. Well, thank you so late for our podcasts and less price smart people in another time. I'm in for April Fools. We should. Let's pray, so let's bring someone on the Live podcast. Oh, that's a good idea. Yeah. If you come, you're going to get pranked. OK, wait for someone that's there. Mm hmm. OK. Yeah, sure. OK. I mean, just let's leave it with since your book is. I know it's pre-sale right now, but yes, it's a pre-sale. Yeah. And then they would do it. So it technically it launches April 5th on shelves. Barnes Noble target wherever you get books, but we're going to do it. It's like a pre-launch that day. We actually have like a rep coming from Barnes & Noble that's going to help us sell books here. So that'll be the first time ever they're out out for sale. So it's going to be so exciting. And if you want to pre-order a copy, you can just go to Amazon, put in the restart roadmap. And it truly means the world to me that you're supporting the book and also the small business we run, which is based on financial literacy and career management. Kill Sweet. Hey Siri, tell us a joke ! What do you get when you cross an elephant and a kangaroo earthquakes in Australia, huh? I'm Kaitlyn Bristowee, your is now. Thanks for listening to Off the Vine Grape Therapy. Tune in to hear new many sounds every Thursday and check out new full length episodes every Tuesday exclusively on podcasts, one dot com, the podcast, one app and subscribe on Apple Podcasts. Who's are without TV? Watch Yellowstone for free on Pluto TV all this weekend. Pluto TV is streaming a marathon of seasons one to three of Yellowstone. The show The Wrap calls a smash hit series. Pluto TV also has hundreds of channels and thousands of movies and TV shows like Mission Impossible three, Gladiator, CSI and more. Absolutely free. So download the free Pluto TV streaming app and watch Yellowstone Seasons one to three free.