Steve's Wild Adventures In Vegas and Wrestlemania 30 - SAS CLASSIC

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The following podcast is a dear media production. Hey, checklists, what's up? I'm Sarah Gretsky and I'm Natalie Buck and we are the host of your new favorite podcast. The networks have no fear because the chicks are here and ready to talk about all the shows. You are too afraid to admit that you binge last weekend. So get ready to laugh your a*s off because we are ready to go. Happy Thursday, everyone. It's Natalie, I'm solo here. Sarah is still with her baby, leaving me high and dry, but it's OK because I am so excited. We've got a very special guest on Ali Kolbert. She is a stand up comedian. She's been on Jimmy Fallon. She has a podcast on dear media as well called The Ali Colbert Show. So welcome, Ali. Hi, thank you for having me. Happy to be here. You're not solo. You're with me. I know. I honestly, I'm glad we chatted a little bit before this because I'm like, How is this going to go? I'm just going to get on and be like, Hey, OK, so what should you watch? So we could talk about whatever you kidding me? I feel like I know we're cousins. We're cousins. You're not Jewish. Are you Jewish of it? Or how sick are you of people asking if you're related to Stephen Colbert? Yeah, I mean, it's been asked a lot, but you know, it's funny. Like my name is with the K and his is with the C, but people still ask, but very different. I don't get it. I would have. Just if I were you, I'd been like, Yeah, I always say, Yeah, yeah, I did. I do have an uncle, Steven. I'm actually Colbert. But did I say everyone? You think you're the only one to say Goldberg? Everyone says Colbert. But Stephen Colbert is also actually Colbert, and he just changed it to Colbert for the show. I am so sorry. Oh my god, it's so OK. I'm going to be fine. I'm going to be just fine. I'm going to be just fine. OK, well, see you. I just I don't know. I think I found your page during COVID because your Instagrams, it's like you guys have definitely seen her Instagram she types. And it's almost like, it's like a tweet. But on Instagram, it's like, Yeah, I don't know how that happened. Yeah, well, it's unbelievable. And I also am obsessed with your l'arriere Baldwin stuff. I was sending it to my family. No, it's un believable. Oh, thank you so much. That's so nice of you. No, I'm serious. Your accents are so good. I have a thing for accents. And you went to Tisch, right? You went to NYU. I went to Tisch. I went to church for, yeah, I went to NYU. You know, I don't know. Did you go to acting school? You did write, You're an actor? Yeah, but I went to Indiana University, Hoosiers Go-Go, Georgia's baby. I, my major was broadcast journalism. I have not touched it. And to be d j. Well, that exactly. I said I spent two summers in Chicago. I was actually I was interning at Second City. I was writing for them. So OK, it's where do you people write for them? Aren't they improv? Yeah. Well, no, that's comedy sketch Second City. But I mean, this was like in twenty five. I just like, put it on my resume. I'm like, Yeah, I interned for them like I did, but I don't know. I just didn't never touch my major. And I yeah, so that's common, though, I know. But it's like, run, does they waste money on their major and then they decide to start a podcast? We knew. We knew. Is that a poodle? He's a golden doodle, but looks very much like a poodle. OK. Are you like, ashamed of the poodle part or something? A little bit. Yeah, I can tell you. I covered it up. Like, it was like a horrible like. It's funny because I just took him to the groomer and I always preface, I'm like, Please just don't give him a poodle. Cut the woman's like, Well, I have a poodle. I love what's wrong with poodle? I'm like, Nothing's wrong with poodle. I love poodles so much. They're great that just he's just not what I expected him to be. I know I grew up with poodles, so I have. My brain was trained to think that poodles are good looking, but I know everyone else thinks poodles are like ugly. They're like, kind of. It's almost like, Oh no, this is what I get for, like not rescuing a dog. He was also supposed to be 15 to 20 pounds. He's 55. What's his name? He's so cute laying there, Reggie. Oh my goodness. How old is he? He's two, and everybody asks if I named him after Reggie Bush and like, there is no way in hell that I would have ever named my dog after red area. Yeah, now that's bizarre. But speaking of Reggie Bush, I know so good of Segways. I was thinking the same. I need to talk about Saturday Night Live and Kim Kardashian hosting, and I want to get your thoughts. I thought she did a great job. I am annoyed when people say, Oh, it's just the writers like, Oh, the writing was so good. It's like, Who cares if she wrote it or didn't write it like she got up there and she delivered like she? There's word that came out of her mouth. Yeah, I totally agree. I mean, I have no issue with the fact that other people wrote it. I thought, well, even if the writing was good, Kim being down to make those jokes and to take stabs at O.J. and her family members. I thought that was f**king awesome. And people are like, Oh, well, she her delivery. I'm like, her delivery was perfect. She's completely deadpan. She has no life in her voice. That's perfect for a misdirect. What do you want her to do? Do a f**king act out on stage. Right? I mean, isn't that great that she's so deadpan? It's unbelievable. It's it's like. And she was she was better at being Courtney than Courtney was. My sister said the same thing. She was so much better. It's all these white girls are like. Kim's transformation into Courtney was unbelievable. I'm like, she did nothing. She chopped off two inches of her hair and said, like now and everyone's like, Oh my god, nominate her. Order in the court. That was my favorite sketch. It was mine for multiple reasons. One of them being, I am so sick of opening up my Instagram and seeing something written about Megan Fox. Like, how many times can E ! News post about Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly? I'm done. I'm over it. It's been exhausted. I don't care. And their Instagram the captions are the oddest thing I've ever seen in my f**king life. Yeah, I saw the other one the other day. Like, if we get to heaven, let's make love like demons. I'm like, Oh, well, what do you think about Kourtney and Travis, though? What are my thoughts? It's like, everybody's like, Oh, I'm so happy for Kourtney. Like, I'm like, I don't know her. I've never met her. I'm happy that she's not with Scott Disick, I guess. But who am I to sit there like judge somebody else's relationship? It's like all these insane people being like, she's the best she's ever been. She's the happiest she's ever been. It's like, is she? Do you know her personally? I don't. I didn't know the narrative that she's the happiest she's ever been, but I I it is. It is like a car crash that I can't look away from is how I feel like he just he beguiled the mind. When I look at him, I can't imagine. I mean, it makes sense that her favorite holiday is Halloween because she's like f**king this spooky a*s skeleton. You know what I mean? She's like, I love this holiday. I'm like, You're dating f**kin Michael from Halloween. This guy's f**king wacky looking like he's so wacky, looking so scary with this like human haunted house idea, right? Why? That's so accurate. She's literally f**king Scott. Yeah, she's like, I love Halloween. I'm like, No s**t. You're f**king hanging out with this demonic, like, satanic looking motherf**ker. Have you taken this theory? Have you taken a peek at the daughter's Instagram? I don't want to be mean about anybody, anybody, anything. I say, Well, I'll do it Alabama, Arkansas, all of what is what's going on there? What is going that? It's like Travis Barker looks like a jack o' lantern, and then his and then his daughter is like a young Jennifer Coolidge. I mean, I'm so, I'm so confused. Oh my god, did you? She posted something recently, and it looked like she was Erika Jayne from The Real Housewives. And I'm just she is a 50 year old blonde woman I don't who lives in Tampa. I have no idea what's going on. Oh, that's the vibe I got from her. I'm like, Well, what was Travis Scott? No, it's like, I don't understand where this girl is coming from. Who is she? And like the Tic Tacs, the Tik Tok, her her like little brother? This this kid, Landon. He's like he. I imagined him to be 17. He has more tattoos than Travis. One hundred percent. And then Alabama enters the frame with like quadruple d tits doing some like Tik Tok. And I'm like, How are these children, these little, but my guardians? But they get home and they don't know how to do their math homework. So it's like we got to we, you know, it's all a facade. It's like, OK, take off the wig, take off the pier. It's like Alabama, go do your homework. It's like, Where is she's like young, but they're all young. I mean, and then so Kourtney has her children, and it seems like her and Travis just every weekend, take them to like a pumpkin patch or what's up with adults. And Disney World is something that I do not understand. Well, I've gone. I've gone off on this, and I would love to go into this with you. I mean, Kourtney Kardashian is obsessed with Disney. Disneyworld, like, that's no joke. She is always wearing the Minnie Mouse ears. She's there like every day. Give it a rest, honey. Give it a rest. And like, what do you think she eats when she's there? That's a great question. That's an incredible, amazing question. I think she. Will occasionally do like an icecream with the mini that's shaped like or maybe a lollipop and she like she loves a lollipop. He loves Porkulus to suck on that. I wonder, though, if it's like if Disney, she's so like, maybe overwhelmed by her life or in some ways stunted that Disney feels like a safe space? Is it like Michael Jackson with Neverland or whatever the hell that's called? It's like they just want to go back to being kids. They want to go back to being kids. There has to be something there. Yeah, they are therapists. You and I, we're like, It's a regression. It's actually a regression. You know, as when I sat down with her last week, she was kind of telling me about the ins and outs of all that. I feel that same way, though, about Leonardo DiCaprio. It's like there's got not that he's in the Disney World thing. Praise be to Jesus, but maybe he is. It's what the young girls. It's like he's old and he's dating these absolute f**king bombshells. I actually love his girlfriend now. Yeah, she's beautiful. Oh my god. I don't know the name, though. Yeah, I don't know. I actually went down to Leonardo DiCaprio black hole a few weeks ago, so I recently saw her. But yeah, he goes for younger women because maybe he wants to be a kid and they offer like, Oh God, you wish. He wants to be a kid. He's just like a pedophile. I mean, no, I don't think he's a pedophile. But these men with younger, I mean, Scott Disick, Scott Disick with Sofia Richie, all of these men. I don't know what it is. I must tell you what narrative needed to leave in 2009. Is Scott Disick done freaky? Take the jewel out of your hand for every scene or your puff. It's actually not a puff. Is he always drooling? I don't know. I don't see that. Oh, well, see. Here's the thing. I'm saying all this stuff. All I do is sit and analyze these people's lives, so I'm completely apart of their bandwagon, people. Oh, totally. Oh, every scene he's got like a neon blue stick hanging out of his mouth, and I'm like, He's doing that around his kids. Like, What do you think, Penelope thinks? Why do I know the names of these people's children? I don't know all the kids. I know all the kids I look at, like fan pages of Stormi. Like, I mean, locked up, locked up. Locked me away, please. Yeah. I mean, I'm curious about those kids. I mean, there's no way they'll be OK. There's there's just no way they'll be OK. Mason Mason. Sometimes you get a glimpse into Mason's personality when he, like, is wearing a chain and doing a dance and coat, and he's around Koko. But speaking of, we got to see we got to see Coco and Chris on SNL, and I love that I did too. And was it not so apropos that Kourtney opted out? One hundred percent. And then everybody family. Kylie only posted one thing about Kim, and she just said the caption, Yes. And then she's she's covered in period blood the next day, you know, trying to sell her new spooky makeup line. It's like, who's buying these things? Apparently, everyone. Seriously, I have yet to come across somebody and they're like, Oh my god, did you get the new Kylie palette? Like, am I not in the same? Well, my sisters, yeah, I have younger. Do you have younger sisters? I do have a younger sister. She's 22. She's a senior in college. That's young enough. Does she not have Kylie Lip Kit? I think she definitely has a couple pieces or items, but she has a couple of cats. Yeah, OK, OK. I think she did the Kendall and Kylie collab, but I don't know. I like Kendall, though. I'm here for Kendall. I used to care so much about portraying a perfect life and acting like everything was OK when really things were far from it. I was secretly battling anxiety, depression and an eating disorder. So it was a lot. I'm Victoria Gehrig, former Division one athlete, mental health advocate and host of real time. Every Wednesday, I sit down with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs and more to talk about the inner thoughts and feelings that we're all struggling with. So leave the filters and face tunes at the door and join me on Real Pod. Love Candle. I think candles, awesome. I love the Jenner joke about candle. Yes. The press was like, Well, that's your problem. Your problem? Yeah. I think candles duper cool. I was hoping for a while that candle would be a lesbian, but apparently she's got a boyfriend. So I always kind of thought that, ah, something about her because it's like, I already know quiet. She's just like, very mysterious and like, really cool. Yeah, but she's apparently with you. Probably know not Channing Tatum. What the hell now? Oh my god, no. No. It's something like a cue pa*s. One of these athlete, Devin Booker, knocks Devin Booker ball ballpark, but she dated I'm thinking of another basketball player. She dated Blake Griffin. She dated, but the only the only athletes I know are the ones that the Kardashians dated. I don't think my boyfriend will be watching the basketball game like, Oh, Blake Griffin, he dated my boyfriend's like, Get a life. Yeah, OK. While you're sitting here playing X-Box? Yeah, yeah. I don't know. I thought she did a great job. I am happy for her. I don't know why I was so happy for her, but I'm glad I spilled this tea on my podcast. Am I cutting you off? No, I just realized. Maybe I cut you off. No, please. OK. Please call me, please. I had absolutely nothing to say. A few of my friends were at SNL when Kim was there, and this is the tea Kania. Kanye was there. Yes. And he had to approve. The monologue jokes, approved the monologue jokes. And then like, stormed off after the monologue and Khloe was heard in her dressing room, saying, Why would you do that? He had just he had to say they were OK. Now he's going to act all upset. Sorry, if my dogs, you can hear my dog. It's it's just this. It's the same cycle. It's all. It's like he approves the mood glare. I don't even know how you pronounce that brand. Mugler met ball. Met Gala. Met Ball. I don't know what it's called outfit. And then you see in the scenes that he thinks it's too sexy and it's so full of comedy you can have it all. Totally. I do like Kanye West, though. There is something, you know, I like him. But then he goes, a kid crosses a line where I start thinking he's kind of dangerous, and that puts me off. I don't need him running for president or wearing the MAGA hat. But he's undeniably talented. Yeah. And then she's like, He is a certified genius. Certified legit. Yeah, legit genius. I love that joke. That was super good. Cut to Kenya. But do you think that was a joke? No, I think it's true, she said. So the only reason we ended things is because of his personality. That was so funny. It was great. Somebody who was like, Oh, they're best friends with Dave Chappelle. Maybe Dave Chappelle wrote it. Oh, I don't know about that. Maybe. I mean, I they have 25 writers there. I don't think they need to fly Chappelle in to write a joke about how Kanye is a psycho. I know. But you interned at Jimmy Fallon, right? Yeah, I was. I interned at Jimmy Fallon, and then I was a page at NBC. So I worked on The Tonight Show. I worked on Saturday Night Live, I worked on Late Night with Seth Meyers. I was like around all those shows for like three years. How just am curious as to what your thoughts are on Saturday Night Live now and how it is now? Do you tune in? Do you think it's funny? Do you think it's because I'm going to be honest with you? I don't find it to be funny anymore. Yeah, I mean, I look, I think that everyone always says Saturday Night Live isn't funny anymore. That's what everyone's been saying forever. So forever, though, that is true. They've they said that like when I was obsessed with it in 2011 or 2012, right? Like my mom will say, Gilda Radner was amazing. I'll say Tina Fey was amazing. I'm sure my sister thinks Pete Davidson's amazing God help us like, you know, so I think that not always. That's always a thing that people glorify what was before. I don't think it's mind blowing. I think some stuff inspires me more than other stuff. I will always watch it, though, because I respect Saturday Night Live as like an institution. I'm like, impressed by it. It's important the star power, the creativity. They just they just the people that show up on the show. The fact that you see a sketch where it's Amy Schumer, Chris Rock, John Cena, like, I'm going to tune in. Do I think it's all genius? Of course. Tyler Cameron, Tyler Cameron, Tyler Cameron enough. You know, I know he gets away with murder this guy. Oh my god. He has a book. You know he's a book now. What's his book? It's his book. It's like you can do better is the title. It's like, OK, OK. Yeah, no, I yeah, I mean, I just so that that was big this past week. Everybody's talking about squid game, squid game, squid games, squid game. The squid game, I don't know. I have got to be honest with you. I usually love out there shows what the f**k I really. I know I'm surprise. I know, first of all, OK. I was getting into it after episode three and like, OK, now I want to know what's going on, like who's in charge of this? Who's behind the lake? Yeah. Transformers mask or whatever. But I find I love that it was different. I love that it's in South Korea. I love that it's like something other than like what we're so used to here. Yeah. Give me a break for these shows and give me something. My boyfriend Bobby is obsessed with, like everything South Korea he's obsessed with. Like all of these, like Asian and like movies and different languages, always has a subtitles on. He's like, It's so good, and I've watched a couple with him, but he was like, This is good. Squid games is good, but I can't compare it to these other shows that I've seen that are similar to it. He's like, I'm very surprised that it was, you know, as popular as it is, and I feel like it's just because it's different and it's something else that people are being like, Oh, it's on Netflix, so it's got to be good, like, you know, South Korea. But I had it in English, like the English dubbed over. I know you said I was surprised you were like, What did you say that I was like, What are you talking about? I was like, Oh, are you watching it in like the English dubbed over. It's like these people are trying to have. It's like me going on and voicing over the show. But I'm trying to sound a little bit Korean with like a country twist, like whoever, right? Why would you watch it like that? I didn't realize it. I was like, Wait, what? And then I was like, Oh, I can turn on the subtitles. I'm way more of a subtitles girl. I felt I was on for everything. Me too. Even it's English for Yellowstone. I can't imagine Kevin Costner is there. It's like, I can't hear what you're saying, so I'm totally like that. I love subtitles. It was just too much like death. A lot of death. A lot of death. I. So I'm only on a PC. I'm only starting episode three. But I understand some of the the like viral nature of a show like this just because it's so different. So I think that's what you're saying. Just like it's so refreshing to see something that's not just another iteration. I mean, look at the other shows on on these streamers, the D'Amelio, that whatever that is, the two, the two sisters that are doing the dances and move their whole family to Hollywood give me a break, Charlie index, Charli and Dixie D'Amelio. Have you watched that now? And I'm proud to say that I have now watch that, OK? I have like, consume the episodes, and the funniest thing about that show is that and then I'll go back to Squid game. Sorry for the digression. The girls are like their dad, who like, supports them on TikTok is like, I won't keep doing this if my kids have any issues because of that. And both the kids are like, We're suicidal. And he's like, No, there's no problem here. If something bad happens, we'll let you know they're so mean to me. Like, I hate all these comments. Like, Stop doing it. No, stop putting your I mean, yeah, well, what are you going to do? You have. So you become like a viral sensation. You make millions of dollars. It's like pretty hard to probably to shut off that, to put the toothpaste back in the tube as they say, Oh, OK. And people being like other than new credit? No, they're not. They're not. The new Kardashians get some lip filler and a Brazilian butt lift and then call me. When you f**k off a ballplayer, you're not a Kardashian. I have such like allegiance to the Kardashians. So do I. It's sickening. I love them. Isn't it amazing to have that representation as a rich girl? Yeah. Um, well, I don't. I love them. I love them. I love them, too. I really do. But yes, equity game is dark. I didn't drain me in the same way that other shows drain me. Like I told you, I was watching scenes from a marriage. Did you watch that now? That's what Jessica Chastain, right? And I'm in love with her, so I had to watch it. Love her, and I'm obsessed with Oscar Isaac. You are. I'm I love him. Oh my God. Wait, say why? What M and x mark have you seen Ex Machina? Wait, he's an Ex Machina. Yes, he's the beast. The main guy. I find him to be so interesting. I love that he's Guatemalan. Feel like you never see any like famous people from Guatemala. I love how he represents Guatemalans. I, I just find him to be so mysterious. And I also have such a respect for actors and actresses and whatever their nana know, like the fact that they are so famous for their work and that's all they're famous for. It's like Kate Winslet. I know another good example she had of social media. She doesn't have anything. She goes, you know her from her movies, from her work. I just find that so like, yeah, see. Yes, I think it's way about both of them. Oscar Isaac and Jessica Chastain, they're both so impressive. They're like these Juilliard trained actors who just do these like incredible bodies of work. And you're like, OK, I love that. Like, they're great, they're such good actors, but you think that's drama? I know my sister wanted me to watch it. She's obsessed with it. It is so draining if you want to like emotionally emotionally draining. I mean, I thought I like needed to see what would happen. But the episodes themselves were just painful to get through, just like pulling you through and you're just sitting with this couple as they're just their relationship just implodes. I mean, it's disastrous. Did you see normal people? Yeah, I loved it. I loved it. That was not as that was less torturous than, you know. Yeah, OK, then I don't know if I can. I sat there with my mom. I like a lot. I had a tumor in my throat the entire time. I was like, Oh my God. Normal people is more dynamic in the sense that like four scenes of scenes from a marriage, I think it is. You sit with them for one conversation that lasts 35 minutes. In normal people, you move around. Flash forward flashback. So there's like a little bit of error in it. This is you're in, you're dropped into the misery and that's what I love. And that's why I did you when you watch White Lotus? Of course I loved white lotus. Did you like it? I liked white lotus. Yeah, I liked it a lot. I liked it. And so many people were like, I'm so, I'm so bored. It's like, it's about the dialogue for me. It's like, I like hearing the insides of, I like feeling like I'm eavesdropping on somebody else's relationship. I don't need somebody to go like killed six people, come back, have sex with the maid and then, like, who did it? Whatever what it's like. No, I just want your dialogue from normal people. You're like, I don't need to squid game it, OK, I don't need the bam bam. Go do red light green light. I'm like, I don't need that. Take me to the four seasons in Maui Health Watch. I'll watch the freshman harass this young rich girl. We don't need to red light green light it for 500 billion won. That's not what we're about. Benny Blake. And speaking of those games, I hate games. I've never been a fan of games, and Bobby loves games. Aida, I just I can't get on board with games. Yeah, I know. I mean, I get that too. I like that it's high level. Like, there's something fun about buying into something that's like, that's a very high level. My God, it's like if you can't get the sugar out of the honeycomb, you're going to get your brains blown out. It's like, Yeah, exactly, exactly. I did like that when they're like sweating. I enjoy that high stakes, but it's like another. It's like, Hey, I'm Handmaid's Tale drained me. I had to opt out on that season three. That was brutal, but I had to get through. I know. Yeah, I came back to it. It's too much. It's like, so good, though, Hannah. That poor Hannah. But Hannah to know any different. Oh, and Hannah Hannah bananas stuck in Gilead, right? You tell me why I love Serena. She's not. You tell me. I don't know. I didn't finish. And I I know where that b***hes. I know. Yeah, we're in the water for like that. Hannah is. Yeah, yeah, that was that was another brutal one. It's like, look at the stuff we're talking about. We're talking about the most depressing television ever. And then like six Armenian girls getting in and out, it's like there's there's no in-between. Can we just have a nice in the middle? There's no show that is in the middle of that. It was like a perfect like, well, it's like a show that feels like such an even balance of these things that where you're like, it's substantive, but it's easy to watch. I loved Mare of Easttown. Mare of Easttown is not light at all. What are you talking about? The uncle rapes the niece and then murders her. That is your middle ground choice. Yeah. Come on, girl. I don't know. I realize that it was like, Who's doing it? Yeah, no, it was. Oh, it was good. I'm just curious what? I don't know. Maybe I'm just so f**ked in the head. My God. No, this is how bad it is that we're like, Yeah, that one seemed that was a front. That was a happy show. OK. What about you? What's your middle ground show? I'm trying to think of something that's like easy to watch but doesn't feel. I don't know. I mean, I started watching the other two, the other two's that show on HBO about the siblings where their younger sibling accidentally like blows up and becomes like a Justin Bieber type. And the older two are like struggling actors, and they have to kind of deal with that. If that happened to me that it is going to happen to me, my sister's like the smartest human being alive. She's at USC. She is so cool and I'm just she just doesn't do any of the B.S. I'm like, Give me a repost. She's like, Why you post way too much, Natalie? You're so annoying. I'm like, What does she do? What does she do that you want her to repost? You know, she, an Instagram person, has no. Yeah, I just I don't know, like some of the stuff she's like, please, like, don't post from my birth. Don't do that. I just don't. I don't know. I'm like, OK, what's her major film? Hmm. I was film attached. Did you enjoy it for directing or? I don't know if I believe it. I have no idea. Actually, I think you just do it all. I mean, remember how that worked? I don't know. But now she's like, So you're both creatives. Yeah, well, but it's very much like she's so behind the camera. She's still very shy, like, very like. And I'm not. Right, right. We're very, very different. Are you in like science at all? No, not really. Signs. What do you mean by like, I don't know, like, I'm a Gemini? Oh, I mean, I always ask, but I don't really care, but I'm a little. And then you're a Gemini. I have a real polarizing relationship with Geminis. Really bad or good. I mean, I either really end up really adoring them or cannot stand them. That's fair. Yeah, that's fair. What is sister? What are your thoughts now? I think, no, I don't hate you at all. I you Geminis have that very like, you want to be around them. They have like a very like magnetic magnetic nature where they they're just like, kind of like the girl I feel. Were you popular in high school? No, no. Which is not so surprising. No, I was not. I like I was not in the group chat of the girlfriends in my grade, I was always friends with older girls and then when they left for college, I was screwed because I was with the girls in my grade. I was like, I don't like, Ah. And then did you? Did you step into your power in college? God, you know, I don't think you stepped into it. Did I? Why have you stepped into it yet? No, I think tomorrow is going to be my day where I stuck to it. I'm going to wake up tomorrow and say, This is my what's the word when everybody says, like, Oh, this is my peak peak, I was going to say, Yeah, you have popular girl energy. I do. Thank you. Yeah. Is that a good thing or a bad thing now? But then that that means I could be a b***h and I'm not. See, that's the thing about Geminis. They're like, You guys are so nice, so fun. And then you're so nice. See you next. Tuesday's behind my back. You like it or not? Yeah, I don- if I don't like you, you'll know. But if I like you, then you're in my corner. For the rest of my life, I'm not like, That's how I am. Wow. OK. Interesting. And what's your boyfriend? Areas. Oh, I did and areas, they're brutal. Yeah, he's good. We both have to fight for the attention in the room, which is frightening at some points. What does he do? He's in finance. Oh, you're you're sad. What a nice life you have. He's in finance. But I think the reason usually I would never, ever, ever in a million years want to be with somebody like that because I just can't relate. I don't know what he does on a day to day basis. I don't know what his job is, but yeah, he's so artistic like he he has. He draws every night, he plays the guitar. I'm just like, he does random s**t that I'm like, How do you know how to do that? He does. He sing now? Oh God. Imagine I like, Have you over. I'm like, You are of my boyfriend's like playing the guitar and singing, Oh my god, I'd vomit. I was vomit. But he, what is he drawing? He draws like sketches, so he'll do like Marvel sketches, or I made him do a Kim and Kanye standing in line at Southwest. I thought that was kind of creepy. I want to see that, you know you're good. Yeah, it's called Bobby Fresh Sketch, but it's really funny because some restaurant reached out to him on like Upper East Side and they're like, Hey, would you want a cup? Draw the menu? And he's like, That's so fun. Yes. But he left work, put on like ripped jeans and a hat and like smoked a cig before going in. And he's like, I don't want them to like, you know, think I was in finance. So I'm like, Oh, OK, so you're like schizophrenic. I'm like, What are you say to me? Get the job he did. But they're like, OK, so like, is $500 enough? He was working on this for like three months. Like, Oh yeah, no, no, no, no, no, man. What's the restaurant? It was called Island Island. OK, where are you from originally? I'm originally from Connecticut, OK? And then I was in New York up until the pandemic. And do you like L.A. more so than New York? No, you had. Yeah, I I don't like L.A. more, but this is where I want my career to my career needs to get to the next place, and I've done so much. I've spent so much time in New York. I want to give it a shot. Yeah, well, I really have. Is that what you're going to do? I mean, you're don't you want to act? Yeah, you got to go to L.A.. I know I just want to bring Bobby. What's going on? I don't know, because it's like when I was in L.A., I did like a short film and it's like all these people ask me about what director is your favorite? What director like? I don't know. Quentin Tarantino, what do you want to say? It's like I'm in a debacle with these girls or guys, whoever like who has the best like indie director knowledge. And I just what does that have to do with anything? I know I just I do need a move to L.A. I don't want to have kids in the city. I don't want to do that. Oh God, do you want to have kids? Yes. Oh God. Do you not? I. OK, so my girlfriend is 35. She's really hot, by the way. Oh, thank you. Yeah, she's amazing. She's beautiful. She wants to have kids like yesterday. So what would you do if she was like, I want to have a baby right now? Now she's going to have a baby in two years. It's just like I'm twenty eight, so I don't know how to bridge that gap. What are how old are you? Five. You're 20. What the f**k? Why did you think I was 43. I thought you were like my age 25 28. Same thing. It's like it's a lifetime's difference, you think? Now I'm just f**king around. But when are you going to have kids? Not till. Not for a while. That's until I get my voice, 32, and everybody's like, Oh, he's 32. You got to have babe. I'm like, I'm from St Louis. So I'm like, Everybody there gets married. Everybody, all my friends from home, my three friends from home are all married and I'm like, I just can't do that like I. Yeah, no. You're not trying to be a teen mom. No, exactly. I'm like, You know what? I got out of high school. No babies got out of college, no babies. Let me get out of my thirties and then I'll maybe have a baby. Yeah, same. Same thing. Same stance on marriage. I don't want to get married anytime soon. Yeah. I mean, who needs marriage these days? I'm surprised all these people are like getting angry like every like. Are you awake to what's going on? You don't need to do this anymore. We're yeah, I had three weddings in June. I just came from two back-to-back weddings. Nothing this weekend. And then the next two weekends I had back-to-back weddings, one of which I met. OK, that must be a Midwest thing. The thing is is half of them are Bobby's friends, who are 32. It's like a great age to be getting married. So they all. And then it got pushed because of the pandemic, and now we're all doing it this year. Me and Bobby collectively have five dollars and ninety five cents left in our bank accounts. It's unbelievable. And the dresses everybody like do rent the runway and the like every bit. I'm done. I am done with weddings. Yeah, I haven't even. I'm just starting the wedding stuff. Have you been to any this year? No, I've never been to a friend's wedding. All my friends are like alternative, unconventional. They're all like. Not on that path at all. The first friends I've had got engaged like a few weeks ago. Well, I will say all of the weddings are kind of like Bobby's friends. I mean, they're my friends, too, but they're his friend. But the wedding that I'm in is my first friend. Friend's wedding. Wow. And she must live in the Midwest lives here in New York. OK, she's out here from Saint Louis, from Saint Louis. Totally. Congratulations. See a therapist? Yeah. Oh yeah, it's just the times we live in. I know, I know. Anyway, squid games, I'm over that. I'm over squid. Yeah, I don't. I mean, I don't have a I have not seen enough to weigh in more. One one of the shows I've been watching is love on the spectrum. Oh my God, watched. Yes, the first season. I love it. It is like, I don't know. It's like sweet. It's just I don't even know how to do what. How would you describe it to some? Like, I don't I? I'm like so surprised by how amazingly communicative people with autism are. And I'm like, OK, I wouldn't mind dating someone with autism if they're going to be straight up, go straight. So straight forward. I know I'm like, They're like, This is not doing it for me. I'm going to get out. I'm like, Good for you, Michael. Totally. And I my friend's brother's autistic, and every time I'm around him, it's like, Hey, now, like, just how are you? Oh my god, I listen to your podcast. So nice. And so. So appreciate the straight or say it's like, I don't know that I necessarily agree with your thoughts on Erika Jayne. But other than that, I'm like, Oh, I do watch Bravo. It's like, Yes. Are you a big housewife? No, not at all. I watched the most recent season of Beverly Hills, so I can talk to Sarah, her co-host, about it. I am really enthralled in the season, though. Wow, I'm in New York, New York house. I've never seen a. Oh my god. I mean, it's so fun, Bethenny Frankel. But I've seen I oh, I like Bethenny Frankel, but I just like her, I think as a person. Yeah, totally like she's made Typekit just. Yeah, she left right. Take you in the balls and I'll tell you, you know, she like, sold out all the housewives of Beverly Hills. She's like, We all knew that there was something going on with Tom Girardi years ago. What do you mean? What do you mean she sold them out? She said on her podcast. She's like, And I don't want to. I'm paraphrasing here. She was like, You know, Andy knew about it. Obviously, Tom had been having legal issues. One thing I don't know the show, the Tom Girardi. Do you know who Erika Jayne is? Yeah, I know Erika Jayne. So she's married to Tom Girardi. They just got a divorce and she's having all these lawsuits where she where he was taking money from the victims that he was helping be a lawyer, too. And she's sitting there like one like these mass burn victims are out like he was stealing their money and then he was transferring Anna Barker's husband, Alabama Barker. She's a Real Housewife of like O.C., isn't she? That's so funny. It's I just it's unbelievable just to see these women like and I get I get why people I used to be like, Oh, I don't like Housewives. I don't like Bravo. It's not my thing. It's like, OK, but I sit there and I watch Kardashians every Sunday, so it's like, I'm not better than anybody, right? I want to watch the The Salt Lake because I like watch Salt Lake. I watched it because the reason why I started that is because it's only been one season so far now too. And so I watch it on the ground floor hit. I don't have time to catch up on 65 hour. More of New York have to catch up, though it's not like it's Lord of the Rings, but I need that. I can't start something and finish it. Watch what's going on in Middle Earth. I don't know this place. Yeah, it just came out. I don't know. Is that? Yeah, what was her husband do? What does she do? Isn't it in Salt Lake that one of them is married to their grandfather? Grandfather? Yeah, Mary Crosby. How are we saying that? And everyone on Earth is not talking about that? How is that possible? And then she and last week she was saying something about Jen Shah, who's the other one that's like going to jail for scheming old people. And she's like, Hold on. And then she farted and she goes, Sorry, I just needed to f**k. Oh my God. I mean, I got to start that one. It's unbelievable. I think you really will love Mary Crosby getting that tonight. Nuts, nuts. So you watch that tonight? I'll maybe finish squid games. What if you want to give up, give up? You know, I know there's nothing wrong with giving up. Nothing wrong with giving up. Well, Ali Colbert. Thank you so much for coming on here today and talking with me. Feel like we covered a lot of ground here. We covered all the shows, all the shows. It's been a pleasure. I'm so sorry, Ted Koppel. It's been running through my mind for the last hour. I called Colbert every day, but I should have known that I should have like yours. Truly. I do don't, because that's another that's a flaw about me. I am. So I never want to upset anybody. And like Sarah, if she was on here right now, she'd say, Shut up, Natalie, give it a f**king rest. It's like she didn't care. I'm like, No, but I care. I'm going to be Sarah right now. Give it a rest. I promise you, I don't care. I you're not the Gemini I hate. You're the Gemini I love. Thank you for everything. OK? Thank you. Yeah, I mean, how much? Yeah, OK. So losers, go losers, baby. I'm dead. OK, thank you so much. And you can listen to Ali's podcast on dear media funded Colbert show. And I'm Ali Colbert on everything over it with the. Yes, you won't regret following her. She's hilarious. OK, thank you. All right. Thanks for listening, everyone. Remember that you can catch a new episode of didnAt checks every single Thursday, so make sure you subscribe because you don't want to miss any of the action. Tell you. And you know we want to hear from you. 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