Steve Austin and Ric Flair - EP289

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This episode of Firing the Kids with David Lucas and Chappelle lays out Lacey's is brought to you by ANA, it's their semi annual sale. Pop in right now alpha brain shroom tech, protein powder, workout gear, everything you need to keep your thick a*s in shape on a gotcha cover. Go to Omnicom slash fighter 10 percent off their entire damn site. The best subjects on planet Earth is brought to you by on it, and they have one hell of a sale for you. Right now, it's a semi annual yearly sale is going on right now. It's their biggest sale of the year. Go check them out on a.com/ finder. Temps off it thing. Good luck. I mean, if this is up to you, it's up to you. I always tell you that's at your discretion. I grew up in the south, but I don't mind races. They put it all on the table. What they'll tell me goes, Man, I don't use the N-word. And as you do, that one is a fool. He's telling that his stories to man how he used to live not maybe not in the backyard, but they can join in like the fence around the David Duke. Tell you the KKK. He's like, I don't even know Mel's working out with this guy. Get all this racist s**t on, bro. He's the guy. He's the guy where he he created it or was just the leader, the wall. You know, it's old as f**k, but he was like. He's like the leader now, the leader. Like, you know, he's still killing it. Yeah, he was like views like featuring for them. I don't know. I didn't mean killing it. But like, you know, now he is killing it. But he he was like, the feature for the KKK now is that the main guys they go, they video by weird things like Grand Wizard Cyclops and yeah, all that stuff, you know, like like I've done, you know that s**t's old wizard. Yeah, wizard is worthwhile. That's what we refer to as a wizard. They are. Now you are you, Graham with you, grand wizard. I know what you're f**king with. Zero magical powers. Yeah, right? We roll into hell. We are doing. We are. We're rolling. Oh, we're rolling chips now. You smell nice. I know right here, you're all here smelling what you want. So I mix cologne because like, I'm an abstract person. So the first layer is Chanel Blue Oh, day and the second layer is Tom for Umbrella. I've never heard of anyone doing that. Yeah, mixing the two, it's like like you like if you like mixing the spices, you know, like if you are delicious. That's what British done to get it done. You can take the how you want if you know, says you know, how to like, you can mix like a sweet scent with a spicy soup. Yeah, yeah, you get too much sweet. It's just overwhelming when you smell like Armenians smell gay. Yeah, I live in West Hollywood here in Boise. They smell real good, though, you know they smell good. They look good, right? They drive the best. There's a guy in my building with the new What is it, the Maybach SUV? Oh, those were real. Yeah, that Mercedes were quite limited partnerships. Yeah, no cars like Flex. Yeah, Flex is very bad at business. You bedroom studio gays are good at business where they always know how much Dickey's given that they might be able to take that man's getting that thing thing. There was the old West Hollywood. Yeah, I'm right across from the Comedy Store. Oh, really? Yeah, I don't know that I wasn't. I used to be in the valley was expensive, though. I mean, got a good culver deal, you smart? I mean, come on little bit, Luke, because you split time between L.A. and Austin. Um, I wouldn't necessarily say I split time like I befriended a doctor in Austin who made it easier for me to be there like I would much rather prefer, you know, like being L.A. because like, I got two kids here, but I befriended a doctor. He was like, Hey, you can give me whatever for this room. You got a high rise. Oh damn. And downtown. And he just he just works with you. Yeah, bro. Like, he just became a real big fan. He was like, Bro, since I started, you know, comedy or comedy shows, more clients come because I shot him out, like on my show. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah, we're kind of doctors. He's a chiropractor. Oh, there we go. So we're loose on the term doctor around dog. Yeah, it looks like Colorado. Right? Yeah, right. Did you get to eat clams without a crack back? Yeah, I got a lot of strippers coming to him now. Oh, really? I'd be like, He can help you out. Like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, look, look for it. And I love him. Oh, he's fine. Girls come by. Crack in their bag. Listen, yeah, I said this one stripper to him that had an accident and she couldn't get back like 60k dang. She fell off the. No, somebody ruined her. Oh, and they weren't having sex. It was in the car. Oh God. OK. You see, that was like down that bad. Yeah, yeah. She got hit. She was. Because you just complaining about her back home, like what happens is like somebody hit me the other day, I make the right call the bulldog. Yeah, that's all the general way out in California, the general. But I think that's insurance, right? General Oh, I thought it was like in Colorado, Frank. Ah, or the bulldog. Two different dudes and my grandma rest in peace. When we went in eight, I was a kid. We're at Tony Roma's The Rebels here, and they're doing construction on the carpet and the carpet just kind of slid up just a little. And she was old as f**k. And she was like, Oh, you go to the bathroom. She stole the knives from Tony Romo. I put them in her purse by mistake. Yeah, she loved him. Savage Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah. So she's walking in the bathroom, fell on the carpet, broke her hip, and I was a kid. I didn't think of it. She called up that Frankie's are the bulldog, too. They got her. Hey, Vegas by Vegas. Yeah. Is he still he's still around? I think he passed away. Oh, damn. Shallow thought he got my grandma money. That's a plug out here. Like, I know people like that do that for a living. Rather than go to a job and working for like six months and then have an accident, they'll slip and fall. No, because they don't pay you. What does it do when you're off of unemployment? You, yeah, whatever that is, the disability. The disability? Yeah. So you get that for like a year and then in a year, your case or you get a check for like 40 50 grand. I want to get out of here. There's no reason for anybody to be broke and we can't slip and fall in comedy. Well, but that's why you can. Yeah, you can watch it. Garlic got a million. George Wallace for what? From the from the place he had a residency in Vegas. He there is something wrong with the stage, like he tripped and fell on the stage. You can have a wrist like Cirque, like insurance. We're like, Let's going to crack. I can't talk anymore. Then they have to cover. Like, since I can't work, I can't speak anymore. They pay you out. It's kind of expensive. Oh, it's expensive for insurance. It's not bad, but I don't know if you need it. Hopefully like this. So you chilling out here right now? Will you here for a bit? Yeah, I'm out here for a minute. Let me see. Next week I got to do like a week long in Vegas. I don't know what's in the laugh factory. I'm at the L.A. comedy club. Oh, OK. Yeah, I really. I'm not a big fan of Vegas. Me neither. I'm just not. I'm just not a Vegas dude, Vegas guy, man. Like, there's places everyone is movin tonight. Startling a property in Vegas. I'm like, I don't if I can do. I mean, awesome sound like live on the f**king strip like a psycho like kids. But just when you look outside of that, it's so f**king hot. It's so hot and it's do a week long. And shows like Damn, at the end, you have to stay in the stratosphere. Are you being disciplined? You have to stay there. It's like, OK, that is what you do. They force you to stay the stratosphere that pleases a f**king s**t show. I sleep with no girl at the stratosphere. No, no. They got that hot pocket. Yeah. Have my neck birds of prey games where the girls you can stop by that once. But what's this for the bunny room or whatever? Bunny Ranch? Bunny Rabbit. That's about an hour, everybody. But I don't want them to pass up to say less. That's where Lamar Odom did his thing. He was there for a week, though, and they have like a bungalow or like a VIP room. Yeah, he was in there just doing all the drugs and had just unlimited girls coming in. That's that. Damn those areas, though. Yes, they're busy and did the same thing like I do at the Bunny Rabbit. No. But he was just as like a genius skiing and snowboarding and like staying there for like four days and banging chicks as drug cocaine. Yeah, but he made all this. Yeah, he got f**ked up, but he's in a little bit of trouble, I guess. And this is all rumors on the internet, but there's all these videos dedicated to it because he invested like a ton of his money in this CBD like vape thing and then went belly up. And I guess, like now notice you don't see him posing with hoes and stuff like that or that cancel culture came out. It was like, Oh s**t, I'm good. And I don't think it's the money that he probably chillin. He probably got know. I read about him, too, because the first time I ever heard about Dambazau and I was in Vegas and I was chilling with this chick. And then she got a call and she's like, I got to go, or you go to school. I got to go meet daddy. I know who he is, but I thought I was dead. She must have been bad. She's going the Brazilian and Brazil. She was a mixed chick and daddy. But you have to say daddy and the same girl to me. Days right up like this was back because, you know? Yeah. So I figure he must have been a millionaire. Day later, she told me that that was OK. I kind of got to take the L on see his last post. That's from Christmas Day. Yeah, he positive. I mean, that was, oh, s**t isn't a food like a serial gambler? Like, yeah, well, the thing is, it's like, I guess the story on him is he grew up super rich, like his dad was a Gigi millionaire and then gave him money. And then he went around like all the gambling tables, like, Oh no, I made my money gambling. But that's. So someone being like, Oh, I'm a headliner. And they show up at the storm light winds. Nobody knows what tours you've been doing. So that's what happened to him and was like, You don't make your money doing this. I guess you won like you just called it out. Yeah. Then he said he was a navy seal. The Navy SEALs were like, We all remember being buds and there's a guy because I broke both my legs, but I still made it through it now. Real Navy SEALs, like, I don't think so, Doug. So it's just it's tough. Yeah, it's tough. But I think is because you went on rogue asked the people, you know, a lot of people here don't let people love them, 36 million followers. So it's like a lot of people f**k with them because we live in this crazy lifestyle and b don't know like his personality. No way on Rogan. I thought, like it did him justice. Like if you did like a weekly podcast, I think it would help him out. Yeah, like Logan Paul, like you see him on YouTube. Like when he was really young. Like this? Ask him. Yeah, and then when you hear somebody like, Oh damn, he's actually a decent person. Yeah, sometimes you just got to hear motherf**king talk. True. And obviously, Dan's was flexing all the time and firing guns and s**t as girls like sucking on machine guns and s**t. Oh, deep throat and grenades and s**t. Yeah, yeah, there's grenade like nail biting making me crazy. Hell yeah, man. It kind of scared me sometimes really like you do. Pretty good, though at the decent light. But as I climb, you know, it's like man, like my request. Get weirder and weirder. Hell yeah, I think I was telling Rogan Instagram this one out some of the gear Dave Lucas's Bell and I'm going to go on the road and he's like, Now that's a f**kin show, man. He's like David, a monster. Like, Yeah, Doug. Hey, folks, with you. Yeah, big time everyone f**ks at the air. Yeah, man. I mean, you got a solid rep. I mean, people don't mess with me. It's like, that's on them. Yeah, it's like, that's how I am. Like, I'm such a nice guy. If you don't f**k with me, that's like, that's some insecurity you have. But you know what? I realized, bro, like reading comments like before he comments you. You're used to, but I get it. My producer keeps me in the loop about a lot of stuff. Yeah, makes sense. So he was like telling me about something somebody said. And so the thing that motive I notice is that it seems like the internet can smell a little bit of alpha male energy on somebody and start hating them. That's what I feel. Well, yeah, it's a bunch of badass, right? A lot of it, like a lot of baddies, are here. So it's like you're out here doing the damn thing and like, Man, one of the f**k you doing that work is very talented and works very hard. And you did it. You gave up. No. Did you used to go hard in the comics because you can go harder? I've seen you go halves of people. Let's take a little pause here from chatting with my boy, David Lucas and laces out Chappelle Lacey. Because man, far, far too long Wall Street has neglected the average investor. We're talking about you giving out the same old generic advice like buy ETFs. Meanwhile, for the ultra wealthy, they get access to premium investment strategies and resources. That divide didn't sit well with Titan. 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When I first got on killed, Tony and I started getting like these weird keyboard warriors fans, you know, trying to fire back at you. Yeah, I would literally like Go Today Messages. Is in video chatting about video chat at 7pm. Oh, really? And, you know, I'll be like, like they give me, they'll say something crazy, like, bro, I'm working tonight at the comedy store up. Oh, you're talking on that level, bro. Got you talking real tough for those that don't know you. Christian Chan cat like David's like the main roaster on Killed Tony. Yeah, the people that lit up, it's him. Yeah, it's like people have a good Invisibilia. Try and fight you, Bisping told me. He's going to take me in the back, and for me, it was so good. They just kept going and he was getting all crazy. He was like, Shut off. But you don't have a fight. You don't have the chops, though. That's what you know. It's like, man, f**k you. That's what you need. Oh yeah, I saw what you did to that girl the other day. You both had a heckler in Auckland in Austin. Yeah, I was at the Sunset Room and I said one of my jokes and she was like, Yeah, misogynistic, you hate women. And then she stood up. She's like, I have a baby and I like the title of your book. I don't know. He was, he was. He was like, and he was like then and she wouldn't stop. And then her friend, her friend, was like, Hey, you've got to tell her to stop the friends. Like, Please don't do you know what you're dealing with? You're f**king that dragon. It's like, man, like, this was funny, but people don't realise, like the first we do this, you know what I mean? Yeah. And what you said in the first time we've heard it. So I have some s**t in the chamber. That's yeah, you're not ready. Yeah. You think someone hasn't said misogynistic for you while you're on stage like you haven't heard it before, like any woman that deals with me knows how I am, and they're like, I take it with a grain of salt because he's a comedian. Yeah, he's just telling jokes because you had to write my bad. No, you could not touch me like that. Don't you work it out now, man? Yes. No, no, no. Go farther down the beach, right? How would you have gone down not to bring the home? Right at the start, your was he was not since the start for labor and you've got to come together either you. Home, anyway, because you not. We need to make the system work better. I mean, to hold those who are angry, drunk, losing their Typekit Davis. So just thinking about how many people think I'm a firm executive who said So you have to make the how you make me angry. There's nothing wrong with you at the station. Where do you work? And she's like, Don't say another. So those are your friends like, please, but not before he heads my way. But you are not going to adviser to someone who like you. Yes, you're in charge of the world's companies, you know, so it's always going to have all this like in January, you know? Good. So that's what people don't realize about you. Like, you come with this ammo. All right. You all you've always had that thought. It started in school. Brown Oh, sorry to wake up in school, really? That was a chubby kid. Like I would really? Oh, no, no. It's so like, you know, my parents weren't doing well at first, so we lived in the hood, but I went to a private school. Where's this that enjoyed? All right. You know, and so like, I would get it, I would be straight at school, but I would get it when I came home for good because you were going to a private school. No, I was just getting on German kids, you know, like, Oh, because you were in the hood? Yeah, the private school. No one really knows no one when you but when you got home and like going around the hill, yeah. I just got tired of trying to fight people and saw that their words actually work better than, like beating somebody for sure. So I just started like, Oh, just light them up. But also it's like, like, you do that. What's the road show you do? I f**king love Rosemary. I love that show. But it's also like, they're like those, especially those kids. Like, I see the fat comments in the joke. Like, You've heard it all. Yeah. So it's like if someone does something like or even on that road show, it's like if there's any fat jokes like Target, none of this is original. Yeah, it's all been said before, man. That's why people call me like a good counterpuncher like on that show, because it's like, Yeah, that's fine. I don't know the fact I no, I come over here. Yeah, he's super rich. That's like, you know, there's the yeah, there's someone made a whole compilation of you're like all your roast man from from that grocery man. I've watched that one, too. I love who's old hat on there. Oh, booger, Paul. He's got his funny, funniest guy in the world, bro. You said he's unreliable. He's on because it's like which ones he boog upon the older dude he he used to be bad. He's always been funny. Well, he used to be too loaded on the show, you know, because then when he started, like, not getting loaded, they loaded like drunk. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh, he was drunk. Yeah, oh dude. He got like, they light up new guys. He doesn't stop. And then the guy tries to match his energy and won't let him talk, and then he just waits waiting. You let me talk and goes, Yeah, man, and then just boom, Capone capo in any book upon no boom boom. Like, Oh oh yeah, there you go. He looks funny. Oh that dude. He's so f**king rough. And the story about bookkeeping by, like in the early nineties, he was kind of like Mach 10 really is asa really. You get rappers as a man, he's and then he just became a roaster. Yeah, yeah. He's like, so Monday nights at the improv, you know, is black. Yeah, yeah. So bro, a little bit better Monday. Yeah, I would kill Tony in my spot at the store and then go to Mo better roast for literally like three four hours or so. We'll see each other outside, like outside, like we were also people coming out the door like real. So f**k me, man. Yeah, bad part is hilarious. He's he's my favorite light in the world by far. And then they had some new guy, and then he started roasting the host and I was like, They're thinking and right. And then boom was like, Nah, man, because you can't really? Oh, so. And he started going in on him, which was so funny, man. Craig Smith is another one. Craig Smith, he comes from. Craig Smith is like in terms of like fighting like he's one of them guys. He's not going to throw a lot of punches, but the punch as he thought, Oh my God, I'm like. But are any of them besides you like straight up comics or yeah, Craig does comedy. Yeah, Brent does comedy cop comedies funny. And I think Kevin Spacey does comedy. Yeah, but as far as, like touring and doing them know they're all doing touring. No, I'm saying like as far as I'm part of the one. Yeah, got it. Because like, I don't know what else, Boo raps and Craig got like a lot of stuff he's doing on YouTube and stuff. Well, you worked your a*s off after your hustler and you are just you helped you out to Austin. Just started running running your own show. Did you go out there because Kill Tony was like, you were fall in that those guys? So Tony, you know, Tony, I came for my birthday. We're supposed to do some shows, but he ended up getting hungry, so I still had to fly to the hotel. But so I went out there and, you know, he's like, Hey, man, you know, come out here, you know? Move out here. I don't like talking about it. I got to know what's wrong. You want to move out? You chill. Yeah, right. I got to give it up. Yeah, I'll try to cut my hair twice a month. Yeah. Yeah. If I don't see the money, I can't just like I'm doing good in L.A., so I can't just like move everything I worked for. And, you know, because we had a bad years like in a relationship, you know, so it's like, I'm not just going to move all my eggs to Austin, like I'll come as needed. Yeah, but I'm not going to move out there and you love you. Love it. I love it. And I've been here since I was 19, 30 now, and I know Austin, but I didn't know that people love Austin. I love us into. And obviously, we have more homeless here in L.A. But Austin, homeless death, there were a home. They have their cars, they got cars and s**t. Yeah, they got cell phones. They parked their bikes outside the tent. They got like real s**t. They're really about evoking bro makes you look like Harlem like and then, you know, you know, you see a movie and it's like, Don't go down that alley in your life. You've never seen that alley, bro. This is not an alley behind the Vulcan back here on my right next to a homeless shelter. Yeah, it's like the roughest s**t you've ever seen around. And it's just packed with people, man. Outside, I saw some little white girl on a f**kin bird just go down the alleyway, so you figured it out over until she hits the ball. Where and there to live. For me on Sixth Street, bro, I'll be telling people I'm like, We party in L.A. with awesome parties on a different level. They get the white girls. It's like New Orleans down there, man. Yeah, that's exactly what it is just out of there, been in your home. And while New Orleans is like they're six feet away every night, you know, you know, bourbon. Have you performed in New Orleans? They don't really have a comedy. They just have that House of Blues and there's a theater there as opposed to a right before COVID hit. But I've done House of Blues in New Orleans before New Orleans, a weird comedy because they have really. I was like, I was going to say they seemed like they'd be like, like Mark Gorman's out of their f**kin deal. Like they have some legit comics. But as far as like this, there's no like scene there. Yeah, yeah. They do have a comedy club. Yeah, because there's some BS that they come out of there, but there's nothing really popping. Oh s**t. Yeah, but I don't know that. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, I don't know. Like, every time we walk out every night on security, you're in for you. We were I had to leave the bar. I left with you. Yeah, in the bar. And I knew she was like, This can't be. I feel great. I have seven year, seven years away from alcohol. I had to drink to be around so many people, bro. Oh, you do. I don't drink before I go on stage. When I get off stage and I know I've got people, I've got to get to see where the opposite I drink before I go on stage because it makes you feel way looser. And I don't drink offstage at all. I like to drink heavy, though. No, not anymore. Not like I used. I like that type feeling, though I like that. Yeah, there's pros and cons for sure. Like, I was on another pod 'cause they were asking me, like, what I do for energy. Before I go onstage, I hold my pee. Oh, really? Give me a sense of, Oh damn yeah, because I'm such like low energy, so I'll have to pee. So it's like I move out. I make myself move more because like, you know, you got to pee your move. Yeah, I like that. Sense of urgency was dope about your low energy as you hit so powerful. Yes. Is I monster, right? Is insane. I I mean, I've seen you quite a few times like, I mean, just back and forth at the store, you know, but like, you know, watching you get down this week because I hadn't seen you in a bit and watching you get down with this, a Vulcan, I idea. Yeah, well, I tell you backstage, I was the first time him and I've been nervous in a long time. Oh s**t. Um, I have to stretch it and break out some. Yeah, but here we go. Oh yeah, no. But I like that feeling. Yeah, I like I like those like, it's like when we were talking about, uh, we're cracking up Thursdays. When we do the developer spots in house, you pretty much kind of show pretty much puts you up with the lights on with a blast saying, like when we did the shows of the Vulcan, you'd go on there and kill it. Remind me of the like. No, not obviously. Not now, because of COVID, we were at the store before everything. Right, right. Like, I was so nervous. Like for get the line. I'm like, I'm like, Oh, you're a full f**king Joey Diaz, right? Yeah, nightmare. You know this is kill or kill or killer, but it's been. It brings you to another level. It felt good, though. I was like, There, there's that nervousness. Yeah, it's like, I feel like you need that man. Oh, would you like to be childless? Was like, you know, because it's like, I don't know how your audience is going to respond to me. Is your audience? Yeah, my audience. Yeah, a lot of dudes. So a lot of dudes. Yeah, they loved it, though. Then the owner of Vulcan, when I came back, you know, you're on stage. I'm like, Doug, how are you not booking this dude every f**king week? He's like, We are man. What he got when he called us. I will beat your a*s tour. I was like. I mean, we're all just sitting there also, Mark. Yeah, I'll be marching again, like City Hall, beat your a*s to that one white girl got lost in the battle ahead. You know, make sense out of here face. No one said it was like this on your plate. That's not going to happen. Yeah, you bet. Lose. Yeah, it was not because she was horrible. She was horrible. Oh, you have bathrooms to go. I'll show you with pictures. All it's basic. It's we just like, you know, we're all being nice with you, my ghetto plain faces. You know, we are a dog. I see that seniors do go hard on stage with college, so you've got shows. Pretty good. Yeah, yeah. You guys, you got ready to go. So she was like, I didn't know, man. I didn't know that was the show. He doesn't tell anyone that he doesn't now that he started getting complete. I mean, I'm in a good place. Tony is my boy. So I'm in L.A. and I've been on the show numerous times, so I know the vibe is. But you know, Schultz came to L.A. does. He didn't know of it at the time. He came here. He said, David Letterman is like because I guess I'm in the chamber, but I wasn't ready, you know, because the shows came with a couple. He came with a couple. But you literally you have everything. Rapaport, did you call him? You said he looked like the scream mask or something like the scream. I legit didn't like him, but his energy is f**ked up. Oh, you know was what I mean? Because, you know, normally, like, I have my exchange of people and like, I'm out in the back. Yeah, we stage in the back. OK, OK. You know what that people are? I'm an appreciation for being a good sport, you know, and I that, you know, will appreciate you for being cool about this. I usually do that, too. Whenever I do something to someone in the crowd and they didn't really ask for it. I usually say thank you, make. It depends. They're being asked to ask, is did you ask if I throw it the rapport? Did he know the vibe? Yeah. And usually he like he's, you know, like, Yeah, yeah, I like his energy like afterwards. And then like, I saw him a couple of more times, you know, work in the door and it's just like, Damn well, normally, you know, after I have interaction with somebody, I get a little respect, you know, and he'd call me up and didn't even know me when I was working in the back door, you know, so because it's like I roasted Eric Griffin and he asked me to go on the road with him, you know, like, I roasted shoulder. He's like, Hey, when are you going to be here, here and there? And it's like, So it's like there was no nothing, not saying I was looking for something, but it was. But your respect there between comics, you have to if you liked somebody up, you know it is what it is like, Oh, this maybe rap took it personally. Yeah, maybe that's my boy. Dave, you go. You go and work in the door, though. That's the people I talk to most. If you want to find out about comics, ask the door, the door guys. They know everyone because I know the guy's cool. Like, he's not cool, man. You know, he's never tipped us up. Like, What the f**k? And there's people that you would never know. Like, we know how much he makes, right? Like, I know people, you would never think I'm like, bro me. And um, uh, Anthony Jeselnik, we didn't really have. It was awkward, though, when I started working the back door. I didn't know a lot of white comics, you know, coming into the comedy store. I knew Anthony Jeselnik was, but I didn't know the full bearded Anthony, just an ex-con. He comes and I'm like, Oh yeah, I need to see your I.D. bro. Like, What are you going? He's like, Do you know where you go? Because he does everything I do? You know you go. It's like, I always know where I'm going. I didn't. I was like. Then he pointed to the sign. I was like, Oh, OK, yeah, he's a beast. And then Theo Barnes, assistant at the time was I terror became the CFO. Van, his assistant was like, Do you know who that is? You need to go apologize, right? And I'm like, I'm not a pilot at all. I do my job. Do you know who the cast away like you will say? I just don't know who he was with a beard, and it happened with Andrew Santino. You know he was Santino. No, not until I started working at the company. Like, Hey, man, where are you going? Exactly. I was just doing your job, though, but also for them, it's like I also realized the new door guy. Be cool, man. Right? Well, so did you start coming out here or started? I started. I started comedy. The first time I ever got on stage was in high school because I did. Oh s**t, I did MTV. Your mama in high school. He was on your mama. Yeah, really? Yeah, I was. I was a celebrity. The high school dude. I love the show is big. There was another. There's another comic, George and George Lopez. And no, not George. I know you're talking about the Mexican dude. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, he he was a he was. He was on it. The host of Rosemary was on it, Brenda Lewis. He was, Oh damn, I don't know that here was on it for real. He was on MTV's kind of popped off a. George, where is George Bush president? He's a beast. I love the super. You have had Paul George. No BS. He's like the f**king room. I know monster. Love that baby. Jeudy is. Yeah. Yeah, he's a Mexican. Joe Diaz. Like, yeah, thinner. Yeah, but that's that's his style. Yeah, yeah. Raunchy. Like, yeah, that's what it's great monster. It works. Monster. Yeah, yeah. MTV's had like, they've had so much talent come through there, and obviously there's double down on f**kin 16 and pregnant. But like they had that guy code. Think about that. Those shows, that was f**king schmaltzy. Charlamagne said Chrissy was on their show. Jessica Whatsername, Andy Letterman was on. Letterman was on there. Carly Aquilino on a comic's tanika was in. What's his name? He's f**king little Duvall. Little devil, little devil. Always think about all the hitman's army had a show for a second to Duvall and Charlie, I think was called like, Ain't that America or something like that? But that was obviously short lived. But like, yeah, a lot of people come from that home to big time and little devil's been around for a minute. Isaac, he's he's mastered Instagram. He's mastered it. I watch Lil Duval when I was a kid in comic view. How old is a little Duvall at minimum? 45. You know, he's, you know, he has his own. He has to be, you know, he has his own plane. What? Yeah, he always he you live on some island in Schulz's time. He flies, he flies as f**king he's forty three. Duvall has made that much money. That's what I said. And apparently he has. And he said he bought like, it's not like a big ass, you know, like Drake f**king off white plane, but it's probably more of a private jet. He lives on. I forget where he lives. We live on like a straight up island. Mm hmm. Like Schultz in Charlamagne and talk about all the time and show me like, you see little devising. I can get out there, man. And because you fly and you live on the island, yeah, you said, f**k you. You wouldn't understand how good that show money is with a comedian TV. No, no, no. Like those guys touring my touring. If you. Yeah. Yeah. No, no. On the low end, you can come back on a good weekend with 20. Oh yeah. A lot less low. So that'd be about week, right? All right. Such as a headline, it'd be a bad weekend. Yeah. Yeah, he's he sells out. Pretty strong, too. Yeah, he does. He matters. Instagram, bro. Just do. And he got. So he got it. He's in a good position because that's I hate us together, but I'd say I have to. But he, he posted, means in the video. So he got like a twenty one and up crowd and the older cast that know him from comic view. Yeah, oh yeah. He's also with the comics that don't fit. Like the older comics, I don't figure out social media. They just it's like, get left behind unless you're a real old head. You have that like old like Ron White is going to be on Instagram doing for, yeah, some people need it, you know, somewhat younger and like you got like you got to figure out Instagram. Yeah, you really have to make sure it's your own PR. And it's just like you said, I hate it. I hate all f**king social media to begin with, but you got to get it. So it's either like, Damn, I posted it today. Let me find your stress about this s**t. Well, today I was like, man, they added more tickets and shows and can only do something. My guys like man, do some in the gym if I have to. Was this bulls**t? VIDEO Me on the leg machine. Some said, I don't want to do this man got to. You have to. So that's like counting counts. 54 for the longest. He's like, No, we don't need to do that. We don't need that podcast. We only do that on. Like I'm telling you, this is this is the yeah, not everyone they're f**king on has a podcast. Oh, for real, you have a comic. That's what you like. This is this is how I sell tickets, right? Like this? This is it, man. You are. You have your own podcast. Yeah, I had one with William Montgomery. Oh yeah, the brothers, brothers and Christian brothers. And he has four names will be called Villazon will William Montgomery. You never see William Montgomery? Let me see him. The most interesting person? Well, just by his name is he Renfrew. He's like, Yeah, he's like, Give him a job. He's kind of a politician. He's kind of like Andy Kaufman. That is. Oh, really? Oh, he's great. And he says the wildest s**t his his kill Tony appearances are another one that's like, That's my dog. Really don't on the right. Yeah, on the right. Oh no, I know him. Yeah, he's great. I would I. I figure I saw him. He was hammered, though. Yeah, oh yeah. Oh no. The problem is that I am in front of my car. That's my f**king car right now. That's my car. Yeah, that's so me and him shot a video inside of we did a video for a realtor inside that was in, I think, Huntington Beach or Redondo Beach, one of those beaches far out. And the guy is like the something over the head of Ferrari racing. Oh dear, oh s**t. Like, that's a real car there, Doug. Yeah, he's he's such an interesting character. He was so hammered, though. Yeah. The improved weather hammered. We're doing some show, and I got off stage in his time out, so he's give me some tips. I think I'm podcast. Yes, I like what I was doing on that series. No, I'm telling you, isn't it? Yeah, that's my car, man. Oh s**t. Do the inside garage. We send that to Chad. Or Oh my god. Cheers, man, you're going to airdrop. Yeah, yeah. AirDrop to chickens on the airdrop. You guys are doing a commercial for him. Yeah, we shot a real estate commercial. So like so the realtor who sells like all those multimillion dollar houses he does like, like a mini movie, like a sketch that's done Instagram sketch to sell the house. Oh, that's cool. Hit me and love. And you guys wrote it for him. Not he. He pretty much he had it ready to go. Just want you guys. We tagged along the way like, Oh, you think you can switch that out? Do this and make it a little? That's cool. Let me see the video chain. Yeah, and this is his grudge. Yeah, bro. And it's saying it was just a car that underground that car, there's oh, he's got a bunch more than nine. 18 is ridiculous. Oh, I like that. Oh damn. Is that a Bentley? Yeah, it's correct. Yeah. I think I've learned he had a Ferrari simulator. What is that, like you say, a video game with CBS Green light pole position. Yeah, like actual drivers because they've gotten so good, they'll have like the real s**t and they do that to get better driving. Oh God, that's Jason. Yeah, Jason F1 has that at home, but he did okay like sticks and s**t and earlier. I know you're hurting my focus on sports and I was on this one too. Well, he has a Lakers indoor basketball court of his group. Damn right, you got another one better and he's just crushing it, bro. To do is all you ever hear from me anymore now preying on the guy? Yeah. What was he like a fan of you guys or something? So the guy who owns the house knew nothing of us like, you know, whatever you know. Have you got to sell the house? Do it? You know what I'm saying? And it was this the house he was selling with the Lakers court? Yeah, you're gonna be the biggest f**king Lakers fan, but damn indoor to his full court. No, I have just half. All right. All right. Although not as cool, but still OK. Well, that's what Rick Glassman said. We're we're in the back in the green room and we're bragging. He's talking about something. I said, Doug, once you come to my house man, I got a full of, it's like, we're, you know, we're just talking s**t. It was, yeah, it's definitely outdoor, though, because you're not making the money, have an indoor court. It's like, What are you telling me? Those doors are yours? Because let's be honest, the way I think that's in the outdoors to be hot. I don't do well outside. He was, but I will still come over and play Larry Glassman so far. Good morning, Larry. Correct me if I'm wrong, though, you've been. You've been losing weight. Yeah, I know you've been on it. You hit up Mark Harley. Hello. He was like, Come workout with this man. When you're in L.A., come join the group. Yeah. Well, I'll tell him to start coming company zoo culture. You know what I'm saying? Go work out with our boys to something to do something. You know you got kids, so you're up early anyways. They don't live on me. I got baby moms. Oh yeah, you go. You get to you, said baby moms. Who they hold up and kids to different baby mama. Oh, baby daddy, better start making that money. All right, that's it. Made a few years. You got you got you got a six year old, a one year old, right? Yeah. And they've got a. And you're a good dad. I'm a great dad. Hell, yeah. Yeah, you see, like both girls, both girls. Yeah. Philly. It's scary having more scared having girls than boys. The good thing about girls is I've got to never worry about getting married because they'll take care of me when I get older. That's true. So that's boys. Put your lives in a nursing home while I know my dad starts to weaken on my I. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got you, me. A nursing home in Malibu to live, but I want six kids. Yeah, me too. Oh, you want a lot of kids? I want more kids. But you don't. You got to like, kind of settle on a girl. You you'll find you find a ride or die. You just go. Would you be down for six kids? Six different baby mamas? Four. I stopped bad for baby mamas. You start before my mom isn't a nightmare, though. Like just like me, my girl type of like. We're watching 16 and pregnant and they're like dropping the kids off and s**t. She's like, Can you imagine if we were separate deal with kids and we would be a f**king it's tough enough when I started making decent money, when my problems went away. Oh, really? Because they yeah, they're like a child support, you know, saying like, Oh God, if you pay your child support, you can do whatever you want to. You can take your kid for a month. Yeah, yeah. And also, you called your baby once they get paid. So yeah, what does that complain about and and the ethnicity of the baby mamas? The first one now that's probably coming next. I want to I want to LadBaby mum in Asia, baby mom. There you go. Are the other one's black. So my first one? They're both black, but she's Native American and black. Okay. My youngest. Her mom was Jamaican. Oh, OK. That's the girls do like you, man. Yeah, yeah, they love you. They really do. They loved it. It. Have you always been a ladies man? Uh, probably since, like 15 when I got popular in school playing football. That makes sense. Oh yeah, you were a real football player. D tackle, defensive tackle, you know? You know, just the body type brain and got the body of like a defensive end or outside linebacker. Yeah. Is that what you were saying on that? I was on the offensive end of it saw the Titans. So that's that's Aaron Hernandez. Yeah, yeah. Without the murdering. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the gay stuff you'd be a fullback was that. That's what I told him. You're for. Well, you bring up the definition of fullback. Fullback is the short at least all guards, soldiers. I lead the way you do a lot of black. Yeah, I just do block my house that Jim Brown. No, he's a straight up running back. Oh yeah, there's a fullback still like they stopped using fullback these days, but there's a fullback for the Baltimore Ravens who is, yeah, he's 300 pounds. That boy can move. Oh, really? You never I've them. No. Oh my God, because it's real now. It's such a passing game. Yeah. But Raven said, f**k that man, we're going to row with Lamar Jackson. And we got this 300 pound fullback who can move and he got marketing them, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And that's why the running game so powerful this Tuesday. So footwork. Bring it. Bring up that fullback for Baltimore Ravens fullback. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're right. I don't even know they have some juicy running backs like Patrick. Yes, that's him. Ricard, he's three eleven. Holy s**t. They want to tackle that, bro. You should see him f**king move people out the way it's and say, you know who I met. Didn't make it, bro. Bo Scarbrough Oh, I know. I don't know. He was a freak athlete. Beast, you blew up a video live video. Dude, you're doing this thing. Do you still follow football college on in college? Who's your team? Them Bama? I can be a Bama fan from Georgia because that's what I was going to play football. Oh, you're going to go to Bama. And then what happened? Just messing up the grades now behavior? Oh yeah, you told me. Yeah, you said a lot of it was your behavior. Like, Where's the guy that's in pancaking that dude, 42, in the back there? Oh s**t. Three 11 can move. Oh yeah, oh my gosh. To play with its players to watch because no one really f**ks the fullback anymore. Yeah, boy. First team all. They're all thick. But what was that boy's name? Refrigerator Perry. Yeah, he played blue fullback. Uh, this was like, that's like his full time gig, though. Oh, like in the NFL, though, no one really f**ked the fullback. So when you're in college, does so you stop football. You just went horrible. Your dream was to make to the NFL. That was my thing. I was going to MPhil. Yeah, and then went to school in college in Georgia for like one year. And I was just getting a lot of trouble, bro. Like, I like fighting and s**t, bro. Oh, it was like college. You said you went to make a stay in Jersey, the GMC. Where's that? It's in Georgia. Oh, yeah, when you're giving us a ride in that Tesla a military car, I was like, Where'd you guys are playing in supplement, right? GMC Georgia Military College, Georgia Military. Go, try to get it right. Mm hmm. But dog, like the thing that made me know I had to move to L.A.. A guy who I was hanging tough with his name is Sergeant Benard. And this chick actually like, saved me from going to prison. So he called me. He was like, Hey, I need you to give me a ride a little later. And I said, I gotcha, bro. And when I was supposed to go, give him a ride, uh, my girlfriend at the time was like, No, you haven't been over here in a while. Get your a*s over here. Are we done? So I went to go see her and I take Cedric. I was like, Hey bro, my bad, I can't give you a ride, man. I never got a text message back. Yeah, daddy, mad at me because I could give him a ride. So me and her chillin in her bed. It's like the eleven o'clock news. Come on. Cedric Dennard. Her face is on the 11 o'clock news, bro. He did right. I was giving him was to go sell the cell phone, but he had he was trying to rob the guy for the money and still keep the cell phone. So in Georgia, if you're what is it called the getaway driver, the getaway driver or around or the admission of guilt by association goods by association. So I'm pretty sure knowing me I would have got out of the car and walk with him. Is the phone calls out because that's your guy. Make sure he'll rob you and then like that and he was going to rob the guy. So I told the girl Rondo's her name, I said, anytime, anywhere. You can get anything from me because we sat there watching you shout us around. We sat there and watched it on the news man, like, Hey, I'm Robert. So then when did you come out to L.A.? Shortly after that, like three months later. Yeah, you tell it to my cousin actually was a rapper and like legit rapper like SoundCloud getting bigger. Yeah. And he had a tour in L.A. and basically he was like, because I was trying to find a way to get out. I didn't know anybody to know I had a family. I had the time. Mm-Hmm. And I was like, I mean, like, he was like, We're going to L.A. in four weeks. You got four weeks to get your s**t together. I was like, I bet scared as hell. I'm like, 19. Yeah, yeah. About to be 20 the first time. I'll be this far away from my family and I came out here and made it work. And then how did you get the gig at the Comedy Store? Um, so my youngest daughter's mom in twenty nineteen, I was about to like, just, you know, like, hang it up doing comedy because I had my second kid on the way. And I was just about to, like, go back to college. And she was like, I'll support you this year, but you have to go out to the Comedy Store at least twice a week because I saw at like networking. Yeah. So she was like, You're going to go on Mondays and you're going to find another day to go to the comedy or you're going to stay there. And that's dope. Yeah. So every Monday, she would make me go to the comedy store. And there's this one Monday. I did not want to go to the Comedy Store because, like I had been signing up for the bucket for like, what a potluck potluck like three months one getting poor. And I'm just like, Man, I'm tired of this. Like, you know, here in the Monday, I didn't want to go. I told her I would be at the house and she's like, If you're at the house when I get home from work. Pack your bags. Oh, this is my young. My youngest daughter is mom. The Jamaican, the Jamaican. Hell, yeah, yeah. If you're home when I get home. Pack your bags and I'm take my a*s the camera as it got picked and I went to the commissary, got picked on potluck. Adam has seen me before, but he's never offered me a family or friends by. He was like, Hey David, what are you doing in like two weeks? I'm not sure it did. I did, uh, family and friends again. And Quincy was telling me at that time, I think Quincy Weekly Quincy with the funk child got fired. You should try to get the position. I was like, Well, put it in Adam's ear and then Adam. So he's like, David, you want to be a door guy? Yeah, I was like, Yeah, because, you know, like, yeah, I know the door guy alumni, man. Yeah, yeah, I know him. Yeah, no. There's Marc Maron or Tony here. Blue faces Trejo. Yeah, Jim Carrey, Poston. There's Bobby Lee. Bobby Lee is the Navy SEALs of Comedy. Ferrell's Yeah. So he put me off. Maybe that's exactly what the Navy SEALs, the comedy hippie family and friends. A lot of the comedians at the Comedy Store out of Jealousy probably were like Manassas. Well, one in particular has made us a stupid a*s movie. But are you going backwards? I'm like, Ooh. Meanwhile, you know how the how the game works out. He's like, You go backwards. I'm like, He's like, you already. You know, you already got such as those followers and you got this on YouTube. Like, why would you want to work it? And then when I got there, I saw why he didn't want me to work there. You know what I'm saying? Because you you started getting a lot of getting a lot of, you know, a lot of soul. Every headline comes through there they see you, but also you really talented. So it's like, I mean, it will. I don't want to be there if you're not. Yeah, he wouldn't. It's hard. But at the company, when I got to the comedy store, bro, like I started like, you know, like you could tell guys who'd been like forever since they'll be there. And then like, when I first started, you can even get a spot for the first six months of like, well, I'll tell you, I know, I know that person ever is in the. I was doing laundry mats. You ought to tell your dog that. Then what do you want me to do? They offered me the spot. I f**king went and did it. So like I would like, they give me a ladder to open this box. And a lot of people just, you know, like, you know, you might not like me at first, but then when you get the numbers like I'll be doing, then I'd be chilling, you know? So it's like, you know, really nothing to hate. So, you know, you become friends with those guys and like, Hey, man, you want to come open the main room. I come up in the main room. And then when I work in the belly room, I will kind of like, I wouldn't say bully, but I persuade them to put you on to put me on because I had to go do the safety announcements. So I'm like, Hey, let's start the show 10 minutes earlier. I'll do, you know, five or six minutes, and then I'll get to say denouncement. I like, I like that. Yeah, it's great. Yeah, yeah. Good for you, man. That dog and it, but look like network. It was already in you. You just didn't know it. So we just had to push you just, you know, real. Our social anxiety, man, I know you told him I take CBD for now, so it's a way that helps with anxiety for sure. So it helps you do that well. Yeah, I do my vape. Yeah, my baby mama call him a pacifier. Yeah, but you do like 70 times are green. You are you OK me? Because I got social anxiety down. There was a lot of people in that green room. Yeah, especially if I don't know him. You know what I'm saying? I'm a first time, you know? Yeah, it is always weird, right? Because when we first met, we first met. We first met at the Comedy Store. You were. I have a great memory. You were on. There you go. Yeah, you were on some show in the belly room. It was like a week day. I wasn't working, but I was working at a comedy store at the time and I how I because I don't really know how to like, start a conversation. I was like, Hey bro, we got to say your manager. Well, that is what it is. Are you said your manager is like, Oh, well, so yeah, they've they've also isn't as well as the friendliest guy I was going to use. Hey, man, they smile where they want. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no. Yeah, yeah, you are. Really do the I remember that the juror friendly dude, I am very friendly, but you still have anxiety today, even though you know I'll see your respect in the space. Yeah. Has it gotten better? I took a CBT before I came. So now take CBD when I wake up in the morning helps. How strong CBD have used the drops as your job. Sometimes I do like a ten milligram in the morning and like the gummies or something. Yeah, you'd be paying for it. Yeah, I got you. Yeah, I got. Yeah, I know. I know. I saw what you were. Yeah, hey, Donovan, he's he's with me. Yeah, you get to the he's got he got some drops. Yeah. And like when I fly by myself, I got to take CBD. Oh, really? If I fly with a chick or a friend, I'm able to talk like you. But if you by yourself, like I'm by myself, like my thoughts, go to, you know, for sure. Yeah, I don't have nobody like, yeah, I have to take you at night because I can't shut off like my mind. You like when I get on a plane, I just accept death. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, because you, if that makes it, it's just like, I could die. Let me just accept that I feel like everyone has that a dream. I don't feel like this. I was try to live with it. And that wasn't right. I don't know. I see the studio right now. I know I always look in the c**kpit. I'm like, Well, all right, I guess I'm going to trust this dude like, we're so trusting. It's like when you go on a f**king ride at Six Flags, I guess they service this f**kin thing. I'll hang upside down and go 9000 miles an hour. A lot of my anxiety is not being in control. Yes. Oh okay, this is so because it's like, bro, like I. I have a hard time. Like if we're on a road trip sleeping in the car or somebody driving, I'll be tired as hell and stay away. Yeah, oh yeah. Because I'm out of control. You know what I'm saying? Like, you don't look around doing you, Christian. We have reached my state. Yeah, oh, we do. Hey, man, maybe got kids. Maybe out of animals. And dinnertime can be chaotic, but not with freshly. Yep, it's easy. The chefs take care of your meals a few nights a week and take the pressure off. You, man. Don't be sweating anymore. Freshly offers chef made nutrient packed delicious meals delivered fresh to your door. No cooking required. That's right. Grocery shopping, cooking it's a pain, not any more. Right now you want to wear a mask all around the store. Don't be that person. Ordering is easy. Visit fresh SI.com:. Choose from over 30 delicious recipes. All right and also fresh. 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Yeah, so we got to say when you're Amir born for this segment, we asked you why he was born. We got a segment on here where people send in because we always say we're L.A. Sixers. We gave everyone an L.A. score, you know? Now we got to give David in L.A. score. I'm L.A. 12 this month. I mean, I like the job, but that's my girl. Hey, they'll rate my stay, acw. She's thirty five. Was that Washington, Richfield, Washington? I'm Tyrese 01:40, who goes to two years. Yeah. Five four one three. Yeah, she's banging. She got the Black Rifle coffee shot on two reasons for why should do of four for Washington out. She looks like the only Republican in Washington firing guns and s**t. Damn, she's smokin. So here's the thing that gives me a shot like I would need to know where those kids born in wedlock. Yeah, that's fair. Yeah. Well, that is why that em next time they. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. How old were you when you had your first kid? Everything. Oh, that's cool. Oh s**t. Yeah. Oh, my son got his first haircut yesterday so that oh boy, she got. Yeah, she know how to ride a horse. Oh yeah, the way she's sitting on dancing dog. She's bad regardless. Great. I would give her an L.A. nine. I was. I was not. I give her a nine. She's a West Washington 10. Yeah, L.A. And I know L.A. now. Yeah. Washington to win the white girls at all. David. Um, because it kill time in the white girls. But they got to approach me. I'm approached in this day and age, so you got to go talk to me. What do you give her chin chin? A bit of a hater. He's like, I'm a hater. He's not gonna see a bad b***h on Instagram and bang her elbows are pointed. Get out of here. No, I told them before. When I see plastic surgery, it looks kind of fake. For some reason, that turns me on. That's fake on her. No, no, no. That's not her. She's actually like a seven point five eight. So what's a 10 for you? Because you have no right, no right. He likes girls that are built like that f**kin camera. Poor and breakable. Breakable. That girl we saw yesterday on with Ben Affleck, she's probably the closest to a 10 that I've seen in a while. She's got all the work done, Chad. Yeah, no. She's just just her lips. Oh, by the girl. Poor girl construction dog. Yeah. And plus there's a lot of I think she did better than that Instagram chick. Yeah, she's definitely. I give her L.A. six oh six on her tough cookie. Six two five three kids. Yeah, they shoot. And seven, that's a little school. I can't tell her to come over. Whenever you a change it, I'm out g. All natural, not how you think she was like lips and nose was definitely not too obvious to like them. Just too much a face mask. Just too much makeup done face come on 10 yards out. Plastic surgeon in reference that I'm sad to say sometimes I like him all natural I can Kylie Jenner. You might have to get her to get some Lasik surgery, but what do you? I can't tell. What do you give her cat? I agree. I think she's a nine. Yeah. And then Washington, like 12. Yeah, solid. We're best looking thing in Washington and watching to see whoever she won't. Yeah. What do you give a Christian? 10 Washington 10 now nine. She's five for same height as you. Oh hey, look, I know drew a short cameo and she wants the BS, huh? She looks like she needs our help. Yeah, I would be a yes. She goes in archery and all that. Yeah, would work like rifle would work in. Yeah, come on. She looked like she she got to do. Who's like sharp size? Yeah. Oh yeah, I know how to fight too. Yeah, she looks like First-Team. Who looks like First-Team. All right. Yeah. Do you want the few that voted red in Washington? What else you got, Jen? One time the No. Nos. Six nine seven nine nine. Davis, six, four, nine, though, it's a solid f**king score. So quiet mother of four, though, would work for another woodworker, part of the thick boy girl club. Hmm. Is there any, oh, different pick? It's got the old school gages family. Look at her boys. Robbie decides to take that beautiful. You look at him. What does that change her? Her rating? You see the 10, in my view. What? What state is she from? 10. She doesn't say it and say, Oh, go, I'm sorry your stepfather from an Arizona based out those bushes. I say, that's my hometown. That could be Colorado, maybe Idaho or some s**t, huh? I wish we know what school she was from. Yeah, that she look bad there. Mm hmm. Five feet 10, I guess. I think you're right all the way to look at the lake in the argument. You know, that's a good four square, Chris. That's fake Agora. Save it for two. She got to do it, so I could just be a part time too. I got a lot of factors. And so, yeah, yeah, he can't beat me up. Usually him for financial stability. I see the gray in the side of his parents. Yeah. Have you analyzing everything I know, right? She's the wild one, though. Has that titty f**king tat gauges in the area? Savage. Oh, she has yo. Oh yeah, she has girls night three times a week. She can't wait for happy hour in babysitting duties with the kids. Yeah, yeah, I give it. I'll give it a solid eight two. So giving me convincing a nine damn kind of killed her with the ladies today who pick these Christian. Yeah, just what? This one is funny. Oh gosh, it's funny. Wait, so I do, huh? I'll do this one. Or Yeah. St. Louis, Missouri. Yeah, yeah. OK, this is a no bro. Hey, Rhodes, you just read, read the St. Louis. I know the reason there. St. Louis, Missouri five 11 one 50 Nurse for 26 years. AmCham Moitié champion out of St. Louis. Yeah, a damn, she said. OK, a why is this one? Oh, she was with that same guy. That's her husband. Oh, she not her husband. Yeah, we did. Yeah, we. What's that guy's like? Remember, we thought it was a girl. His name's Shannon. Oh, we look like we call it like St. Louis. I got older. Stevie Blue is a guy that's older. Stevie, yeah, I remember thinking, he's just going to have a mohawk like that with his hair on the side so deep in how I go back to her chain. Scroll through her pics again. First one, they use a titties as a punching bag. Know they these four people today. Oh yeah, it'll be. Oh no, no, no. I'll try to be good. I want to do that right? I'll let David take the lead. Know, but I can't work. Yeah, he's like Cathy Gifford transitioning. What I'm saying is horrible. Oh oh. I give her for. Uh-Huh. Yeah, that's real, though. Yeah. What do you get on Missouri, though? Well, that body go like, I'll give it seven. What was that? That was so bad? Seven. Good seven is good. I'm a diva. I think it's a little I'd say five. The body don't. She's forty seven. Yeah, forty five. Kick you right in the face with a g. Thirty four. Look at my body fat you. I'm saying I can't give her a four. Chris, what do you give her to? Why me, man? We're all in it together, man. Why would he tell you why? I don't want to actually say it, but it's lower than anyone else is giving her. I think, Oh, you want him giving her for? This just isn't just three point eight. OK, I'll give her a you. No, you don't. Don't feel pressured. I mean, for some reason, give you three points. This girl would peg it. She would just write the f**k that it got to be careful for. But I hit it with no rubber. Who your real dog is trust, though for some reason it's just like that. I so I think I dig that. She's a nurse. Yeah, I know she'd take it. She takes care of herself. She likes to watch those movies. Glory. I'll give you seven all the way. Honey, we give her a six. Yeah, OK. Look at seven six four. Christian for four. Cat, I give her a six. It's so f**ked up with her body to be able. That's what I'm saying. Unnerves, exactly. I can never drop her to a 24 seven. Also, she would kick all of our asses. Yeah. I don't know, man. You think you can take her? They don't make bulletproof bodies and nobody beating up on me no more. And you might have the double like that. You had to go back home Alabama. It kind of sucks being honest about this, right? But I mean, that's they know we're going to we're going to be honest about it. So I apologize. Lori, don't apologize. Stick with it. Yeah, I mean, you can't just be giving 10s. Yeah, I know. I mean, you know what? The segment, the problem is, the first one was a bona fide smoked show. And then you bring this f**king, you know, it's also a comedy podcast. Some people did. Yeah, yeah, they know what they're saying. We're just having fun. Oh damn, baby blues. Six four one ninety five. That means this boy shredded California for. I don't think so. Dog Michigan seven eight. Oh, he's a little model. Yeah, he must be a model on the day. Every Twinkie, you know who's going to say I'm gay, but I mean, he got it. He got in West Hollywood. He had 10 10 blue eyes. He got the the best structure to bolster the Christmas charm. He had boy gorgeous daughter Julia Tinder. Oh, what's wrong? I will give him a cover every time I get on television. Nine. Those pictures that one with him in a suit. That's kind of he looks pretty good. He looks like a fool. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it looks like a basic badge right there. Six, four, one, two and five. That means if he learns how to smile, who is off? This was how I sent that one, and that's what he looks like. But did you look six before you? For some reason, it doesn't seem like he probably is six foot 195, especially third dog like it? Yeah, yeah. I think that's when he was really looks like prom. Yeah, well, I don't know if he grows some facial hair to cover up that chin. He'll be a terrible service. When he gets a B or he get his beard game right, then I'll give him, uh, a you may let me give him a nine. Well, he's a he's a West Hollywood nine, for sure. No, it was Hollywood. Yeah, yeah. 20. Oh yeah, yeah, it's one. He's twenty six for one night in five blue eyes. Yeah, yeah, you're right. Boy is fresh meat. Yeah. Right? Oh boy. Oh. And so we stroll down the abbey. Yeah, and that's how you are, man. That's that's cool. Oh no, I see your point, man. We support you. You're L.A. for me, bro. Yeah, dude, if that is your thing, you come to L.A. in all the Duke you can. And I'll tell you that you drive and Maybach truck in my apartment. Yeah, we ride shotgun. I think this man is a solid nine because you would also be a hot a*s girl if you put a wig on. Yeah, you right? Uh, tuck that scrotum back up way. They took that s**t bag. You fool Brian Cowan easily. Oh, we got another one last one. Tampa, Canada. Well, they just make it shut up. Yeah. Can't think of a complicated time between the two. Tampa Canada is a team that can't be real. Six to two hundred pounds Firefighter EMT amateur fighter Max in Spanish Carmel Poppy Hazel eyes. It is Cinco de Mayo. So be cool, man. Yeah, what else you got? He has more ginger. Yeah. I'm just going to Tampa. Is that your favorite gin? Oh, I don't see Tampa candidate, by the way. Yeah. He lives in Canada. He lives in Tampa, but he's from Canada. That's what's going on here. So we got to give him a look. OK? Did that fireman first calendar spreads? It was 18 in my book. Oh, you give him a 10? Yeah, he would kill it out here. He would kill it out here. He would take all the black girls. Yeah, the irony. He'd kill it. And we give him and I'll give him an eight. Oh yeah, he would give it a given date. I wouldn't leave him romantic. No, not that that guy would know. Those other topics are so different than what I said I would. I wouldn't. Yeah. Yes. The EMT pick that gets me. Oh, he's from Tampa, Florida. Not a you. No, I just I forwarded the oh word. Oh, got it ! OK. Tampa, Florida. Tampa, Florida. Nine a.m. L.A. seven. But I also wonder if Ozzie, not half years with my girl, I went to the bathroom. I came back, You sitting there? I'd be nervous. Oh, be nervous. This guy, right? That guy right there, that guy right there. He wears that. He makes me nervous. Yeah, me too. He makes me nervous. Good looking waiter at the restaurant. Yeah, yeah. And honestly, I might have to take the L. Yeah, maybe I give myself a vacuum later. Yeah. He killed out here. That it. That's it. I watch golf current events, too. Let's see. And little trouble, Facebook, he's doing his own share, right? The website or something, he's trying to come up. He launched his own s**t. And what it is, it's like a way for him to bypass all of it so he can still be on there. It's weird. Kind of like this, I guess, kind of like what Alex Jones is doing. Oh God, I got it. OK. So on Monday, we're talking about Will Smith gaining weight, and Mark Wahlberg actually posted this before and after photo. He is currently on the route to gain 30 pounds for a role. I guess he's 20 pounds up. And this is what he looks like. Oh God, damn. So that's what it was three weeks on, and now he looks like that. Yeah. How do you do that in three weeks, three weeks? He said that he was under such a restrictive diet for so long trying to stay fit that now he's just eating whatever the f**k he wants. He's got. He's yeah, a boy. You're working out hard to. Yeah, those are worked out like in months. He does. His daily schedule is insane. Does he almost F45? Yeah. Part of it? Yeah, part of it. Yeah, that's what I thought. One boy who's Australian, his son, go to school with my son. He he actually owns them. But Mark Wahlberg's a partner in it. Got it. OK, OK. But he's the one working out because he's an animal. Do him in four brothers who is one of my favorite movies in poorly and Invincible. Have you seen that? Obviously an invisible dude. He's a beast. There's also the movie. He's a monster. Mark Wahlberg is one of my favorite people. Lone Survivor via Tim on Patriot's Day is the Boston bombing movie. Oh, got to go. He plays like, no one's really good. Oh, he kills it in that manner when they try to cancel him for something he did when he was 18, when he beat up that Asian dude. He sucker punch an Asian dude, and he beat him half line with a second. But then they went to the Asian dude in Boston. He's like, Man, I'm good. Get out here. Yeah. And he just shot everybody down like, Oh, f**k yeah. It was one of those weird situations. I think it was for Patriot's Day were a movie that he did a few years back where he wanted to become an honorary cop because he was doing the process of research for a film. And they said that he coined it because of that felony. And they went back and tried to do an interview with a Vietnamese guy that he beat in the Vietnamese guys, like he was a young kid who didn't know any better. Yeah, he was cool. Like, I'll do a meaning game when he got all juicy. Oh, with the rock when the rock was like, Yeah, every steroid you have. Yeah. And Mark was like, I'll have to say that to who? Anthony Mackie. All them did steroids. Oh, he was. Yeah, yeah. You know, that's that's a true story. Yeah, yeah. You've seen him again playing a game. It's a pretty, though you never seem to rock more douchey. It's the crazy. That's when the rock got hurt. What's out there, Hercules? Do we? Yeah, like different like you like lean. He's just massive in this. Yeah, I think that was like the first time you saw him that big. Yeah, look at him. What's that one rock movie? I love it a lot. It's the one where he's got the little daughter is a football player to think, Oh, I see the hot water gameplay down below that movie. See, Wahlberg got juicy, too for the day. That's a great f**king movie. Oh, Mackie is huge with Mackie, right? Oh wow. Look, Anthony Mackie probably done well. f**k the free world, man. Look at the look at the rock. I know Jesus. That's nuts. Oh yeah, Mark Mark Wahlberg. So what's the name of this movie painting, painting, getting? Was it the wildest story? It's all over. It's all it. Wildest story of the night. But yeah, Mark Wahlberg schedule's crazy. You rarely see wakes up like three thirty or something. Yeah, he like, works out for two hours and then he has breakfast. He prays, he does bench work. He takes like a midday nap. His schedule is insane. Is, I think, from like 2:00 in the morning to seven pm and then the rest of the time he's sleeping. That's awesome. Those are the best ever. Yeah, I shoot with kids. I'm in bed by 9:00. Sometimes when I wake up at five a.m., we got about nine. Yeah, yeah, it's a do. Two kids on your own. You don't be. Do you live by yourself? No, I got a roommate. OK, what else you got? All right. So tell me if the story reminds you of anybody. You know, there was a man in Boston, Massachusetts, who owned a pizza shop who was down on his luck during COVID. Signed up for a PPP loan. Got it ! He then sold his pizzeria, moved to Vermont, bought a farm, then bought a bunch of alpacas, started to have in a park, a farm, and the government found out that he was doing wire fraud and money laundering, and now he is currently arrested and has to be stabilized. All right. Is there money in Alpaca Farms? I think this is purely something that he wanted to do like a personal thing. g*****n, he's looking at if he's found guilty, both could get 40 years in prison fines up to 50 grand. I mean, like a lot of people? Yes. Are those fake PPP loans? Mm hmm. They don't f**k around. No. So what exactly is a loan? Payout protection plan. So if you are a business was when COVID hit because, like everything went down. Okay, so like even for us, it's like, you know, the first thing to go when there's like a pandemic stuff like that is advertising, which is what how we survive, right? So if that gets cut in half or even less than that, then the bank, like they usually make this, which we realize you can't get. So we'll give you a loan to make up for it so you can still pay your employees. So that's why he did took that money. And then when he probably built up how much he spent in a month because we'll look at everything and they probably gave him a couple hundred thousand for I believe it was six hundred and sixty thousand dollars, which what they gave him, which is a ton a ton. Mm-Hmm. And then he went and bought a powder. You know what else to get you? OK, so we were talking about this, the other show now that Bill and Melinda Gates are officially filing for divorce. I'm deleting Tinder just fake dating apps with both of their pictures on it. How have Larry there knows all that? I can give you the exclusive there does not. I saw the funniest meme where it said, You know, so many people are going to have to Rogen for his vaccination s**t. Yeah. You know, there's like, Oh, since when did Joe Rogan become a doctor? The next headline was all the advice from Bill Gates as far as vaccines go. Yeah. Ain't a f**king doctor, either. Dumb a*s that would post all his s**t. Like he was like, Yeah, I can. 40 Yeah, that's so true. That's so f**king true. But yeah, the memes around this is so funny. There was a video going viral of this older white woman on a yacht, throwing a bunch of money, and there's like a bunch of like young black examples to go, Oh yes, your honor in good time. That's funny. I wonder if Bill's just like, Yeah, I'm trying to get a bad b***h, man made. You think he can get a bad b***h? Yes. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're f**king. You're right. I think the second richest man on Earth. Third, because Elon Jeff Bezos then bill. Yeah. Yeah, he's elated. You're wasn't the richest man on Earth for the longest time. Yeah. And he also has like he lives in a cave in f**kin Seattle, but he lives like his house is like a mountain. He's like Dr. Evil. There's like underneath tunnels and s**t. It's this crazy crib. You see 17 of them. Bill Gates. Yeah, he did. Bill Gates. He's like, Hey, you went to redheads head so I can send it to him. I thought it was f**king. Oh, the LVM LVMH people help him. So it was. I think that's the Louis Vuitton and people who own. Oh, damn damn isn't. Am I right? LVMH don't like Louis Vuitton and a lot of other exclusive stuff. Yeah, people don't realize, like all those like upper echelon like fashion brands are all under. Yeah, you're right. Oh s**t. Oh, the Hennessy. Yeah. Mm hmm. Oh damn. f**k yeah, they're all. See that. See, they don't. Louis Vuitton, Celine, Marc Jacobs, Dior. Yup, all that. Mm hmm. That's crazy. I wonder if Bill Gates was get a bad Instagram thought he will maybe give me single. I don't think it's still weird. I probably need to know. Yeah, that's what I do. If I see him, I feel like he already has one that we don't know. They're in it. If I was, if I'm here because he got money, he raised fifty seven, sixty five sixty five. Well, Bill Gates, I think maybe fifty fifty seven sixty five. Oh, you're right. Six. I was like, Oh, Bezos is fifty seven ago. If I was Bill Gates, Bezos got a baddie, though I go, I go, ha for like three years. I'm sixty five. Yeah, I got two years in the paint hard as f**k, and then I find a wifey. Mm hmm. Jeff Bezos fifty seven with that sniper eye and then you're not gonna have time. Yeah. Well, and then he started, not when he is married. They're like separate start dating. That was she. Like a not a weather girl, like a news reporter? Yeah. And then she also has a car guy, then his wife, Mary, like a basic science teacher. Yeah. But I was telling me I could have been dog got on to look at her. Oh, you are. Oh, they both got it. Both f**king chameleon eyes. They see eye to eye. Yes. He's like, Damn good to that. I want to do it here. That's how they linked. It ain't got a f**ked up body too, right? I was looking across the way. I got my good. I look at him. Yeah, he he definitely upgraded. Yeah, she's about it. And then her brother, Blanche tries blackmailing him because he was sending her dick pics. I mean, you know, Jeff Bezos f**king said a few Dick Pigs, so he was at her dick page that her brother got a hold of them and I was trying to blackmail Jeff Bezos. Had her brother was like he was like, he if you don't give me money, I'm Jeff Bezos, Jeff Bezos like to b***h about how the dig, right? But yeah, you're right. It's clear to you. Put him out there. An Amazon bag. You open ups that do it. Right, Larry? What else you got do? All right. So we had this video yesterday and Chris Christian was right. The girl that was being a douchebag to the cop was at least that she was white. There's a black or white sense, though that thing is so blurred out. Yeah, I mean, look why her voice, her voice sounds white. Voice does sound white. That's that's why I was like, second guessing is like, Oh s**t. Maybe they're right. Maybe I just didn't see it. But then I like, I look back on it. I saw the hand of like, Yeah, that's good. You want zero quick. And then she goes, You'll never be white. Thank you for using your cell phone while you're driving. That's it. Yeah, it doesn't make any sense for him. Oh, for her. Oh yeah, I know that was not what? She's black. Yeah, I just because the one we saw, the face was blurred. I don't know. And then her voice should never be white. So I figure that another white person saying that. Yeah, because like Nicole or something like the whitest name, but we're all like, Oh, that's definitely a white girl and going black, these little MAGA, right? What was this like? There's also some white west out here whatsoever. Oh damn, that's what's L.A. College. Probably not anymore. Yeah. Mm hmm. Well, there you go. She's a dumb a*s. She's not white. Of this happens that there's new stuff on her hamlet teacher talk and all that s**t. So she's she's a teacher. Yeah. Yeah, she's a professor. Oh yeah. Playing on fire. Yeah, yeah. So irritating. Yeah. All right. Chad Ochocinco is going to be boxing on the undercard for Logan Paul vs. Floyd Mayweather. I don't want that. You know, I love that this hour because I found out about this, like two weeks ago, the god damn losing fight. You know, no word yet. The most likely just another athlete or a celebrity. He probably might do good. Does he need money? He probably spent all his money. I think so. I think it's a for them to do. I literally think a lot of these athletes are just bored as f**k and just be something like a passion project. Chad Ochocinco, he'll be skateboarding. He made a ton of money. You know, he goes skateboarding. He's afraid Keyshawn Johnson, they like the same age. Oh, that be cool. Who's Keyshawn Johnson? Was it for to play that he was the number one pick in the draft? I'd say Michael Vick or Steve Smith, who Steve Smith would be cool or who didn't Chad have issues with some cornerback on his plane? I forget. I wonder. I wonder who he's going to fight, because what card is Lamar Odom and Aaron Carter on? Not that card. I know that. Have you seen the videos of him? It's a night. Yeah, it's crazy. I pray to God he's not on that card. Who? Aaron Carter? I can't. I got to draw the line. Oh God. Oh thank God, it's on. It's on, Doug. Oh, there's nothing. It's like, can't go and look at fly these to do fly. Like, why is Aaron Carter fighting for up to no good? Then Lamar Odom? Why is he fighting for money literally to buy meth? Like, it's like, f**k this girl loves it. Look, I know that's the worst. It's the worst, even though I don't see that serious. No, it's a nightmare. I get horrible. No nightmare. It's on. It's dark. Nobody's, I would say, is if you ever see me in a celebrity boxing match in Easy on the Celebrity, but hit me on a celebrity boxing match. Things aren't going well. The podcast ain't poppin the merchants selling on us, selling tickets on the road. Man, that s**t is so depressing to me. Oh all right. We were just talking about this dude. Shohei Ohtani. And I guess he did something that was like really hard to do over time with the the Chinese Japanese Japanese. Yeah, so I'll I'll play this for you. I guess a ground ball. It's hard to get to second base if you just do a ground ball. He got it done. So I'll just play with like nineteen eighty five. There's a nineteen eighty five. You hold it. Mother of two from Glass now, given the thought of a third baseman. So can I come up with her? So he got a second. He will slide in God damn safe there, and they also hit a home run here. He also pitches this is what f**king he's like. Yeah, oh yeah. He's a pitcher. Does bowling. Well, that's what I'm saying that he's a BS. Yeah. He's like a throwback Japanese Babe Ruth, so crazy it just doing both fun to do. I know he's masked and they got f**kin trout too. Like, f**k up, I'll buy his f**king jersey where he's Chinese, Japanese, Japanese. How about Japanese jersey? Not my Chinese. They'll be made in China, probably. But yeah, I mean, these shoes remain true to all of our true shoes are made in China. So much, so much of what we have made in China. Come on, Nike. All right. So there's another teacher that had sexual relations with kids who she bad, but she looks like. So I'm going to wait. So they're 13 of 16. And she was a cafeteria worker, so some of the school got some stuff here. Never been a hard year worked in the cafeteria, making sloppy Joes ever in the history of schooling, ever bruh. Even at even at 13 to 16, I wasn't looking at the now. Most, most people were at that time. Not never, but they're always really nice. They are. They always made those regular pizzas. Yeah, they look like I get the square pizza. They get me to them. They go down and wash it down with a strawberry milk. I sure was fired, but they're mostly like, you look at them as grandma or aunts, that kind of thing. So she would let them watch porn and then give them alcohol, and then she did have sexual encounters with some of them. So these are all thirty eight years old, by the way. Thirty eight. Yeah, that's the most shot out. Thirty eight years old. I've made my son as I'm sure there's a good time. Well, you could do better. If she was bad, we'd all be like, Oh, good for the kids, but I just feel bad for them now. But sometimes there's some baddies when you look like, Oh, you know, Josh and Randy ran a train on f**kin teacher Amy. Let me see Amy sometime because I like them, Amy. Well, we're not getting anywhere else. That's what's funny about it. Like, why them? Because they're popular in school, too. Can you imagine me in high school? You and your best friend run a train on the English teacher? I can't wait to tell everybody. Everybody's gotta know. Oh, everybody knows everyone. Their mom. There weren't teachers in your high school that, like hooked up with when they were of age. There were no teachers ever. Really, there was like three. There was one teacher that legit went through the entire football team. She got so bad. Oh wow, that's cool. And then there was like another one. I'm not. Obviously, I'm not saying names, but she literally was going to leave her husband for one of the kids like she was. This was a different teacher. Is she mentally ill to leave her husband and kids for a 16 year old? Yeah. What was it that was really the someone got shot where it was a student and a teacher? And I think the student went to their house and was the husband that shot them or something like that. You? No. So some guy's going to point it out. I know we had. He was like, Oh, he's the lacrosse girls coach. And he was like young girls. That was only rumor. I heard he's f**king like all the lacrosse girls. And I was like, Yeah, what you guys think was happening, right? Right. He's way too in the women's college right now. That was high school that was be a rich school. I'm not really lacrosse, public school, aurora. Oh, Colorado. Yeah. Nathan Dunlap alumni. Chuck E. Cheese shooting. Oh God it. That was a horrific one. Yeah. How about I lived in the apartments behind where Chuck E. Cheese we used to go take cheese all the time. And then where? At his first victim, he shot in the face, played dead brand in those apartments. That's where I live. Oh, wow. Yeah, we were young, man. I remember those helicopters everywhere. I was so scared. Yeah, it's like a cheesecake is legit. Yeah, used to be. I mean, we fund that now popping back on. It's creepy as f**k. It was like, Oh yeah, it does a dance. Yeah, he's like the whole band. Yes, tonight. Yeah. And had that huge hose sticking out from its helmet to its back or something like that. I remember this. Oh yeah. Wires turned into a salad and soup place. Yes. Oh no, I just saw this. I know Stevie knows this guy, right? Well, he was going to a podcast. Yeah. Here's what's in store about George Song. So you know the movie blow you've seen blow? Yeah. So that's that's Johnny Depp in blow. So he was actually transitioning to a female world. Yeah. Yeah. Had a set of tits. Really, that's what I that's what I heard that people are close situation. I'll try to spread. Rumors floated to the grapevine. That's what I heard. Yeah, Steve, you woke up and found out this morning it was liver failure. So. So, Steve, you know, stabilizers. I've seen a movie. Yeah, so he did some time in his cellmate was Georgia. Oh, wow. Yeah, these are like, write to each other and s**t and pen pals and s**t. And Stevie was going to do a podcast with them. But yeah, he was not feeling well. So he kind of like drive. So he said, I'll zoom and I'm like, Don't do a Zoom all podcast. Stevie, OK. Yeah, I mean. He's bombed out. Yeah, he unfortunately has a long history of friends just kind of like, Oh yeah, I mean, a guy living there. Yeah, true. Yeah. And if that blow movies any you know most, if there's truth to it, hell, dude lived a f**kin life. Man made some horrible decisions, but hopefully his daughter talked to him before the movies. Sadly, when he's going to prison for a long time, called it that ending. I cried. Yeah, any daughter to me. Yeah, was so sad. So sad. It's so sad. Never seen it. Oh, it's a good movie. Really good. Really good movies. Give them a lot. You definitely watch it. All right. All right. I don't know how legit this is, but this bar reposting it. So this is like the worst gender reveal ever. And I can't play the music, so I'll just play this for you. Real quick hits around the face. Some s**t. Jesus. He just keeps missing and missing. Come on, big boy. Is they call. And he also, he said he throws himself too. I mean, come on, you know, like that. You can't even hit it, then how can he not hit it? That was it. So then when he never hit the out, there's no update to those you ever seen the people that do that and then the like die or some s**t. Like there's one with fireworks. They start fires, for sure. There's one dude who did it and like, they all died. Yeah, that's one of the fires in California was like one of the biggest wildfires. Yeah, yeah. Oh, the one last year. So some f**king idiot not too long ago used a pirate cannon to f**k. Yeah, and he got killed. Like, that's what you get real. You and just be cool. Yeah. Did you do anything for your football? Yeah. Comes easy. Saves it. Yeah. Did you? Did you do anything? I got a f**king cupcake. My brother in law bought it, and then we cut in the middle and the icing was going to be blue or pink. Oh, that's good. Yeah, I'm trying to f**king what? Yeah, yeah. Well, forget all that. Oh, that's all. Hey, so that VIDEO Which one should show Chappelle in the wild brother? One accuse tag me. There's a video of you. Logically, this dude. I wonder if I know who it is. You are who you are. Well, I can't take like so many people, but it's funny because I literally shoot like the guy. That's the funniest. Nigga got a beer belly actually. Like Tracy Morgan for shows, it was rough. This is a hard brick bro who is so damn, you know, best of all. And now, you know, I can play no man. He's off debts. This guy's got his gun out like I. No. Yeah. Oh, the way. Right? Like Rome, I'm more athletic to him. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that s**t is hilarious. That's it. Hell yeah. Where you can be on tour it. I think coming up on dates one in Vegas for next week. That's stratosphere. And then, right, I know he didn't like the way he announced he was trying to turn things around in the stratosphere. But then after that, you're in Houston with this man who said, Oh, with the bottom billion second. Right? Yeah. Twenty eight to twenty six. Yeah, right. Let's get it. Houston improv. And then I'm in, uh, s**t. When you guys list this. Kentucky Lexington, Kentucky This week, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, two hour one show Thursday two shows Friday two show Saturday Lexington, Kentucky I was at comedy off Broadway, Kentucky, then Houston, Texas. This crew you see here right now will be at the Houston Improv May 23 20. Second, it's going be a beast of a show. Then Oklahoma City breaks down comedy club June 10th through the 12th ticket at Dixie dot com Chappelle. Come to see Village See this weekend, May 7th, through the 8th Helium Comedy Club, and then May 13 to 15 Good Nights Comedy Club in Raleigh, North Carolina. Chappelle Legacy.com for tickets. Bowen, you've been talking to the boys at a suplex. You've been talking back and forth with them, the homies. Well, they're going. They're going to, yeah, they're going to show me around. If they're excited, if give you a pair of shoes for me, don't be mailing them back now, but I put them in that luggage. Don't you like Star Trek? Yeah, don't don't mail them back. I got them. You got to buy these stock acts like I went three weeks. No worse than just talking about shoes, bro. I haven't been home in three weeks. I just got home yesterday to come to the pod, bro. Somebody stole like twelve hundred dollars worth of stuff and I was so apartment bought some s**t. Yeah, but it's been sitting there for like two or three weeks, you know, and was. That's also what you get. Yeah. Where's your roommate at? They were out of town. You know, well, it's not the Kiran. And have you ever been robbed? And then there's literally you tell stock. That's right. That's way they are doing. Yeah, they're like, you know, I'm just like, Oh, that got delivered to the door, got delivered. So all the packages that were supposed, all the people that we're not lazy and deliver it to my actual door, the packages were there, but these ideas left them in the lobby. Oh, I remember as a kid, my mom still packages sort of. Oh yeah, she's still this neighbor. Her neighbor played for the Broncos big house black dude left tackle. She's they can't get you some socks. I was like, Oh, don't mom, because she's like, Mikey, I want these b***hes up. They were. I just knew there still. But I never say that. Thanks, mom. I can't wait to wear the mom. I do. We love you, man. Yeah. This is y'all. We out. Yeah.