SHOULD YOU TELL YOUR PARTNER IF YOU'VE CHEATED ON THEM?

Transcript

Hi, this is Chris, our friend upload to our Chris Howard podcast, and I'm taking Baylor over Kansas State in their game Saturday, November 12. Ben Allen has free outlines available online or on your mobile device is a bit online dating app today to be your best every day. You need proven quality sleep every night. Science proves your best sleep is vital to your mental, emotional and physical health, and that's where the Sleep Number bed comes in. And let me tell you, ever since I've had it, my Sleep IQ score is just going higher and higher. And did you know eight out of 10 couples say that one of them sleeps too hot or too cold? Science tells us regulating your sleep temperature leads to higher quality sleep. For many couples, temperature struggles are a real challenge. So here are some tips to help you both sleep just right. Look for beds designed with temperature benefits such as the new Sleep Number Climate 360 smart bed that actively warms and cools each side so you both sleep blissfully comfortable and now save 40 percent on the Sleep Number 360 Special Edition Smart Bed Plus Special Financing for a limited time only at Sleep No stores or sleep no.com/ PodcastOne. Sleep Number, the official sleep and wellness partner of the National Football League, subject to credit approval minimum monthly payments required. See Sleep Number Gqom for details. Make Christmas for everyone. This year, a Dunnes Stores entertain a crowd with selected 12 packs of beer and cider like bottles of Peroni and Orchard thieves from just 14 euro force and then stock up on stocking fillers when you mix and match any three four five euro across a range of medium selection boxes like Eminem's and Cadbury Plus. With our 10 or 50 grocery vouchers, you save even more. Dunnes Stores make Christmas for everyone. Terms and conditions apply. Voucher could be used in express yourself a 50 room or they check Stewart's alcohol featuring sensibly adult safeguarding day takes place this month. An important step to prevent adult abuse is to respect and support everybody's right to decision making, including if someone is frail or living with a disability or serious illness. It's also essential to respond to adult abuse. If someone is at an immediate risk of harm, call 999 or one one two if worried about an ongoing concern. Contact your safeguarding team at HCA, i.e. Forward Slash Safeguarding from Safeguarding Ireland. Supported by the HSC Safeguarding Data, IEEE Today's episode is brought to you by GEICO because GEICO asks How would you love a chance to save some money on insurance? And we all know the answer. Of course you would. After all, who doesn't love a great deal, right? And when it comes to great rates on insurance for all the things in your life, Geico can help. Like with insurance for your car, truck, motorcycle, boat and RV even help with a homeowner's condo renters coverage, you could save even more with a special discount when you bundle your coverages. Plus, add the easy to use GEICO mobile app available, 24 hour roadside assistance and more in choosing to switch to Geico becomes an easy choice. In fact, how easy is it, Joe? Well, Chris, it's GEICO easy. It certainly is switched today and see all the ways you could save with great rates and discounts. Simply go to Geico RT.com to get a rate quote or contact your local age and get started seeing how much you could save. Welcome back to part two of today's Carolla classics. Let's keep the clips rolling. I'm going to go back to 2014 for this one and Crawshaw 13 78 Tarried Anthony Ferrante probably promoting a Sharknado movie of memory. They were also Rosen Bryan Bishop. This episode was recorded in July of 2014, held for the movie released until August. There is another made up movie in here. Does it fall today in Part one or tomorrow in part to listen and find out for yourself? Carried Anthony Ferrante both here. Anthony was here for Sharknado one, now back again for two. Tara, I don't believe, came for one, but she's here for two. Good to see you guys. Thank you. We were talking. Well, funny. I thought it was funny that the show was supposed to be called. The movie was supposed to be called dark skies. Yes. And then it turned into Sharknado. Well, now, OK. The truth is, it was always going to be called Sharknado. It's just that they did that when they were trying to cast and get people involved. Nobody wanted to do a movie called Sharknado, right? So so we did it under the title Dark Skies, and it was about the third day in and all the actors found out that, Oh, we hear that this might be called Sharknado. Not that the clue of a movie about sharks and a tornado hit, right? But anyway, so we're in this hardware store in the back room, and I had like about eight actors and I'm like, That's like the pitch, please. I'm like, I'm so embarrassing. I'm like, You can't call it Sharknado. And then into is like, We can't do this. Contract like, no, dark sky is great. White sky is like anything, you know? And I tell you, though, I said, Just trust me, if they call it Sharknado, it's a good thing. Great white skies over the great name, though. That's what I saw writing our debut album. We put a song in the movie called Great White Sky Burial in honor of that title. Yeah. Well, how did you know that it wouldn't be met? I mean, I think what act? All actors are worried about ridicule, and they're also worried about this. This town is like you that the notion of what are you doing? What did you do yesterday and what are you doing today? And being in Sharknado today doesn't sound like a great like the career's going. That's why the way that you guys sound the way better now, it's cool because it's tapped into some sort of I don't know what, what, what, what, it's what it tapped into, but the the name had a lot to do with it. How were you so confident that that would work? We we originally pitched it to the network a few years before that, and anytime we told Jacob Herron, I pitched a whole bunch of ideas and that was one of them and I put the title. I love the title and he loved the title so much we put. I put the name in one of the scripts I'd written for Sci-Fi Channel this leprechaun movie because I loved it so much. And when they heard it in that movie that when we got to make this movie, when you hear it, it just sounds cool. And it's there's just something that doesn't make sense about it. But I think it's sort of this like ten year old spirit like, you know, as a 10 year old would come up with this, hey, wouldn't it be cool if there's sharks and a tornado and this guy goes in it with a chainsaw and chainsaw his way out? Yeah, well, it worked. And you began on the second one. How soon after the first one? I mean, as soon as we found out it was a huge success, pretty quickly. I mean, we shot the last one last January, we delivered in June. It blew up in July and then suddenly they announced they were going to do it in New York. And I'm going, Oh, there's no way we can come up with ideas. And it's like, What about this? What is the Statue of Liberty gets decapitated? What if we do that? And I just and I was like, Oh God, I'm doing the second one. And then, you know, literally we were having meetings talking about it and we were shooting in February. So the thing that people don't realize about these movies as much as, you know, they make fun of them or hate them or whatever. We shot this movie in February. We delivered in June and has over 700 visual effects shots, so we literally posted a big budget blockbuster movie and we shot it in 18 days. Wow. And on top of that, you know, with all the crazy stuff that has to happen, you know, 700 visual effects shots, it's a lot. Yeah. And what is the budget for something like this? I'm not very much about the craft service, but I did on a big studio movie for one day. I have a little bone pick with you. There was a role for me in the first one exact role and I couldn't do. It did not come calling on the second one. Do you attribute the success of the first one to the lack of me? No. Yeah, well, yes. Actually, it is. And I'll see. Look, you know, we didn't have one and then it blew up. So if we are superstitious, we would have had you. But it was. But it was New York. So we we couldn't, Brian. I mean, because you can't fly the whole Jewish thing with the dark hair, you just wouldn't fit in over that stuck out like, look like terrified for my safety. I make them so terrified. You start acting at six. Yeah. What's the what's the first gig where? I don't know. Other than being engaged my friend Carson Daly many years ago, I don't know that much about your your history. I don't know where you started or what your first. Well, I was born in New Jersey. My first movie was called Return of Sunset and Salem's Lot. Yeah, it's a really. Yeah, there was a Salem's Lot and turn, you know, kind of sounds of Sharknado two. Yeah, exactly. And then kind of went on for that was using TV shows and stuff when I was younger. But I guess my first really big break was The Big Lebowski was the Coen Brothers. And then after that I came. I compiled body press body shots for the Teriyaki Bunny Bunny was the bunny the last year. So I it's weird because I'm thinking about. Salem's Lot used to be a lot of devil stuff in the 70s, every movie the week with some devil dog hound from hell and everything else rain. Everything was Devil Devil Devil. We've kind of gotten away from the devil, and I miss it. Now it's a bunch of young chicks that are getting possessed powers and a 12 year old chicks are getting possessed. But I feel like we've I was saying, come back. Yeah, I was saying we, we we kept heaven, but we did away with hell. Like, I don't feel like there's hell anymore. There was a lot of hell when I was growing up and a lot of devil and hell. And you know, when once The Exorcist came out, that was more, more devil to me, but it's kind of gone now. Maybe the sharks can be possessed by the devil and the third. There's there's probably episode seven of Sharknado Hell NADO. And yeah, there you go. Yeah. So Mark McGrath in this one who I found just to be a lovely man. Oh, yeah, yeah, he's a great guy. Why is he so nice? He's so smart, too. He's very well-spoken and sweet. And this a really nice guy. Yeah, you wonder. Like, why is that guy so good luck in band with a ton of heads? Why isn't he a douche bag? Self-deprecating. Super tough, yeah. Self-deprecating. He came on of the first set. The first set of first he was on set was just insane. He he was like, Whatever you want to do, we can do this and that. And he was like, Just tell me what I need, you know, if there's a problem. And it was. He just jumped in and join with you and I, and then just felt like he was part of the team. Yeah, he's great. He was great to have. That doesn't happen, that it normally doesn't happen on these shows you usually get. We've never had anybody that's been a problem on one of these movies. What kind of character does he play? He plays the brother in law of Ian Ziering. So, yeah, yeah. And so, Anthony, for you, this has opened up doors, I'm sure. Oh yes. As a writer and producer, well, Naito Dolphin Naito. That's right. Hard on them. That's right. Starfish Naito. Mm hmm. I think I think you could only do one of these kind of things. I mean, I think we've hit the gold mine. I think if I tried to do like Squirrel Naito or something like that, I think we'd be in trouble. You know, I I like living in the Sharknado, but you know, the thing is, prior to Sharknado, I did horror films. I was like the horror guy, and they were hesitant to hire me for Sharknado because like, oh, he does suspense horror films. And now when people than my when I put up for horror movies, they go, Oh, he does. Sharknado is, but we don't know what a Sharknado is. What do you hire me for? So it's it's it's very interesting how well, you know, it's naive about the business. Why not just hire the creative guy that's attached to some zeitgeisty thing and got everyone talking about it? Like, Just hire that guy? He writes stuff. He doesn't simply write about aquatic creatures that get caught up in funnels. He just write stuff that's creative that people want to see and talk about. Well, that's the good thing is because prior to this, the stuff again was was horror. After this, I directed this commercial that was visual effects and action and funny, and I would I would have been like the janitor, you know, underneath him to be considered a direct at commercial and maybe the kid who did something on a cell phone. But because of Sharknado, they they hired me immediately and wanted me to bring that sensibility. So it opened up a lot of doors, which means I can do a whole bunch of different types of movies now other than just horror, you know, action or comedy. Because a lot of these, you know, as much as these films are, are silly. You know, there's we ground it with the characters, but we do character humor. It's not like someone spouting off jokes. It's like we try to find the funny with the characters reacting. And that's that's one of the great things about it. And they grounded it. So Tara, what about you? What's next? What's what's a day like for you? And let's say it's a busy day. We did a commentary today, and then I had a meeting with Ryan Seacrest, this company today, and that was a good meeting. Then I had to go to showrooms and get dresses. Now with, yeah, yeah. And then I have another event for this is with Seacrest. Is he pitching something? Is it a reality thing? No. He has so many things that they're doing, not just not just reality shows, they're doing TV shows or doing, you know, sitcoms. They have so much going on with their films, so their companies like really expanding the creative meeting. What do you hope for and what do you hope to avoid? Like, I mean, I'm sure you get pitched off that you don't want to do and there's other stuff you do want to do. I mean, at the end of the day, I think TV's so good. You know, I mean, the television today is amazing if I could get a really good show. You know, it's much more stable and you know, and it's good, you know, obviously, I'd always want to do family movies are my favorite. I've been doing them forever, but they're they're harder to get. And it's not right and good ones. The business it it was some years ago. Now it's seven and you know, you're not getting any younger. So the roles aren't as as many and you know, you grow up a little bit. I'm sorry. We're going to do a little, I think, made up movie. But this is basically what we do is people. Throw out titles and we just build the movie around the tide. So whatever whatever title gets tossed out to us and I don't know if they're calling in or tweeting and or whatever they're doing in, we're going to do a combo. We'll do a combo, if you call us, will have some Facebook ones, too. All right. And this is not a joke title. These are not, you know, silly. These are we're making movies. We're making hits. Yeah, they'll toss. They'll toss it out and and we'll make it. Yeah, let's see. Oh, we got to be an intro thing. According to an ancient Mayan prophecy, in the year 2012, a hero would rise to turn your movie titles into blockbusters later. Name that hero is Adam Carolla, or that could be with it. And this is made up movie. All right, line five Spencer, 25, from Dallas, when he got there, my movie is damaged goods, damaged goods. All right. Terry, you can star in this one. All right. You're like a Paris Hilton type, you know, pop princess. But you get on the wrong side of the law. And for community service, you have to go to work like an inner city thrift store and you're forced to really see life from the viewpoint of the gritty, gritty inner city. You know, we put a put a nice, sassy. Monique, let's say, works there, you know, I mean, she's always making jokes about you being skinny and stuff like that. And you have you. You see, you have a turnaround. Now there's got to be some love interest. Mo'Nique has like nicknames for her, too, like pipe cleaner, you know, like skinny stuff. Yeah, right? Mm hmm. Hey, side salad, side salad. Yeah, yeah, stuff like that. Hey, crouton. Yeah, you put the shoes up in the wrong order. You know what I'm saying? And who's the love interest? Joshua Jackson, Joshua Jackson. We should ask Tara. Oh, or someone you'd prefer you'd like to 'cause I love Joshua. I didn't know the urban legends at them years ago, so it's good. I have chemistry. Yeah. Well, tell him I'll do a chemistry test I want to reach out to. We got the part so you can go past the producer sessions, but we're gonna need a chemistry test with her. So he's your love interest. Now he's hmm. Maybe he owns the thrift shop. Hmm. Yeah, OK, let's make him the owner downer now feel like he recently inherited it. Well, you don't realize this. His family is super wealthy, but he's turned his back on that and you don't know it and you wouldn't know. And he's not going to let you know. We're going to find out that you love him for him. But at some point we hit a snag when Mo'Nique. I'm just wondering if, like Usher, what if? What if she, you know, she's in the store going in different direction and you know, she she loves, she loves fashion. She knows, you know, she used to have money herself and her career has gone down a little bit. And now she's finding yourself working at this thrift store. Mm hmm. But when these pieces come in like vintage, you know, like dresses and all this stuff, she has really good, shrewd. The damage good. Yes, the damage. He's damaged goods and they become like, you know, beautiful pieces of art to her right? And he starts noticing her tears because his mother that you don't know about dresses in the best clothes, you know, and it almost hurts testing her. But these clothes and she has no idea what his backgrounds from. There's a montage of one day his mom comes into the shop looking for him, and you see this beautiful woman with pearls and they this decadent and you realize it's his mom. And this whole time you kind of played the poor card, you know, like, he never really gives anyone raises at first. And you know, you feel bad for him. So you're putting in extra hours and then you start realizing, you put it, put the whole story together and I'm damaged goods. The clothes are damaged and they're both hiding from things like that. He doesn't you don't want him to find out that you used to be, you know, a spoiled rich girl, and he doesn't want anybody to know there's a rich. And so that becomes a con the running from their past. Now, in each other's arms, we got to get we get busy. Philipps in here is the snobby friend who used to run with used to go to kitchen with. And then she comes in and just goes, Oh, you work all these dirty things. To a certain point, the place becomes super popular because of your designs, your retro throwback designs. And at the end, she doesn't, you know, of course you want to sell to her. Yes. Does she come in as like a goof, like at the costume and like party? And she's going to like a homeless person, like she's like she comes in is a your lock eyes derision for all of this? Yeah. Romantic foil to so you need somebody that she used to date. That was kind of like a Patrick Dempsey. But is this really? Maybe they both come coming together for Halloween costumes and then she gets caught working at a thrift shop and it's like, this really uncomfortable like, you work here, you know, and they're looking for clothes like Halloween clothes and making a joke out of everything. And it's it's embarrassing and it's deprecating. Who do you hate that we can cast Jason Biggs, Jason Biggs? Let's cast Jason Biggs, Jason Biggs. All right. We should be P.C. Joshua Jackson's mother because I'm picturing either Candice Bergen or Diane Keaton can't get like Candice Bergen first instincts either. All right. Let's do it, Anthony. Start writing. Man, I'm writing right now. We gave you all the pieces and you just put that puzzle together. That's all. All right. Let's see, Brian, you see one up there. You may like try line one, line one or speak to Bill Faro from Pennsylvania. Bill Hayes, man, get it on. Maybe it's going on, man. How much what an honor it was to talk to Kaitlyn is making quite a name for himself on Allison's show. Yes, he's is the toast of the town. Mm hmm. Yes, go ahead. Five words a show. Name of the movie for you guys, it's time for a change. Mm hmm. An idea, Ryan, how you feel? Well, see if you can run with this concept. The one thing I was just in Vegas over the weekend, I was like, Remember, there's to me, change people the one around with change dispensers. What if the what if there is one person still doing that job like an old timer that couldn't get rid of just because of the mask of the place you worked at? A rundown casino may be interesting to, you know, on the lines of what you're exactly what I was thinking. I think you need time travel that's involved in this, too. Oh, because at the time, our time for change. Yeah. Like laser like portholes, you know, like I have in your house, you have a portholes. And instead of like traveling on planes, you could actually walk in your closet and go right through the Portal porthole. So your idea about the Vegas Changemaker character goes back in time to get to save as you go as a change man. But you know you go into the closet to change and you change any place in. My g*****n movie was right here with the Sharknado guy. His his magic change bell is no when he does two nickels to dimes in one corner, he goes forward in time, but when he does two corridors, two times do it. He goes back. And at some point it's that scene where he breaks free and lands in the mud and the dinosaurs chasing after him. He's got to get to know someone throws his butt in the portal and now he's like, Oh my God, where's the belt? Where did it go? And he's like, devastated with and he might get stuck like out of joint in time. And if he is, he can't add I feel high. But yeah, so he needs a certain amount of change to make this work. But that's the one glitch. That's his Achilles heel he can add. Mm hmm. So is this an old timer or is this like it? Like me? It's all timer is that he has OK. He's an old timer with Alzheimer's, so he can't remember how to count. Now, who do we cast? Are we going to go with an old guy? We're going to make young. We this is you have a lot a retirement race. You gave you seniors all on the house and he's too tough to work with. He's he talks a lot about samurai shorts and stuff like that. You know what I mean? I feel like we be we. It's hard to get him to stick to the script. You know what I mean? I like in I like Busey, you know, as a friend, but it's going to be tough to cast. This guy was like a more tame beauty. Well, maybe this is just getting deeper into the into the beauty mire here. But James Woods? Well, it's time for Jan Michael Vincent to make a return. It's time someone needs to say Jan needs to return. He needs a project. He needs some launching point. The guy with such a talent in the 70s and then they have the Airwolf years. He had some lean years in the 90s and beyond. His comeback has not happened yet. Not yet, but this could be the vehicle that brings him back. And Michael Vincent is making change. Making change bills is exactly how you saw it. My wife just literally outlined that exact same plot. That's amazing and uncanny. All right. Thanks, pal. We'll do one more. Anyone see their story line three? We'll talk to Darren, 26, Boston based man. Get it on. What do you got? Full court press. Full court press. All right. This would be about a lonely stenographer. Mm hmm. Caught on that way? Yeah, that kind of caught. Yeah. And I want her to be played by either the one who played Harriet or the actress who played Vicki on small wonder. Mm hmm. Probably could get get them both. Probably Val Kilmer per chance. You know, I don't know if I feel as if neither of them are still acting, but this is the project for them. Mm hmm. A lonely sonographer. Mm hmm. And I think that people who are in the court begin confiding in her because they think that she just she just she's lonely and she's lonely. Well, I like this because you've seen so many movies about gregarious life of the party stenographers. I say that this is this is not your father's stenographer versus against time. So tired of that trope. And also, she has long flowing, beautiful hair, but she keeps in a bun. No, it's down in medicine. Where to put it in a bun? Oh, wow, bun. That hair? Yeah, exactly. Wow. I didn't see that coming, right? Yeah, it is glasses on and put the hair in a bun. Sweetie button up won't show up. For some reason, small wonder Vicki is not available. Can we go with TERI or someone like that if she's available? Yeah, of course. No, I'm sorry. Terrorists too attractive? Yeah, it's a good role. This is this is. I'm sorry. I mean, I know that's the best kind of. But we're looking for someone. Yes. Someone a little more frumpy. A little more frumpy. Yeah. She probably does have a lot of cats. And she's, you know, like, Juno can do this. Mm hmm. Ellen Page, Yes. Ellen Page. OK, let's say Ellen Page, does it OK? Now, at a certain point, we have this long sweeping shot. You know, we have, we put it, we get the dolly out and we sweep and we sweep this the opening shot. We're on her and she's turning away and I'm going to throw a curveball at you. Let's go with a sassy female black judge this time. So you want to doesn't take any crap. I'm sorry. Yeah, it doesn't take any crap in her courtroom to say that with her sweeping shot just goes by and it comes all the way around to what she's typing. And it says Jill is a dog girl just over and over and over and over again, and we just we hear people talking and, you know, lawyers gesticulating and things like that. Just let me see the gavel. Right, right. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Now what happens? She's got to find some love. Ah, I think there's a court case. Let's face it, no one has heard more court cases presented than her. That's true. You know what I mean? Because there's only so many judges, but she is this she's the stenographer. Yeah, I mean, the lawyers are in court eyes and ears of that room. Lawyers are trying to settle out of court constantly. Maybe they go in and litigate something, you know, once every three years. She's in there every day, so she becomes this sort of idiot savant of the law. She's heard it so much. She's there, she's lived it. Everyone else is looking up statutes and this and that press whenever she tries to speak up. The judge just puts her in her place because she doesn't hear it right? OK. He's an architect. Is this a vengeance? Hell, no. No, she meets up. Not everything's about vengeance, Anthony. She meets up with a young law student who's failed the bar five times now because he's dyslexic. Oh, and she she knows like she could pass the bar drunk and blindfold that she knows the law that well, but she comes from the wrong side of the tracks. She never went to college. She went to stenography school right out of high school. It's a school. That's right. Just one gun cleaning and management. That's right. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. OK, yeah. So why were we got to cast him? OK, who's going to be the dyslexic but ambitious law student? I'm gonna say we get Bradley Cooper. Wow on this one. Well, I think he can do it. You know, we like all Ryan Reynolds. Ryan Reynolds, like Ryan. We, you know, we only see Vaughn. Let's get Bradley Cooper to put on 40 pounds like chubby Bradley Cooper and still be beautiful. Obviously, guys are still you can't get those piercing blue eyes in 60. Hey, you know what? And also nice eyes. However much weight it takes, we'll put some weight on him. Oh, the love him and his brother. Mm hmm. I think his brother. So his brothers, played by Ryan Reynolds. Mm hmm. But judge could be like Queen Latifah. Mm hmm. Oh, you know, Gary. Yeah, yeah. Sassy, yes. Got to be black and sassy. I think that Bradley Cooper fat Bradley Cooper, his father, put a ton of pressure on him. Oh yeah. Was fine as far as super disappointed that he's failed the bar. This Dabney Coleman still alive. If he is, he's in. If he is Bruce Dern. Either way, Bruce Dern? Yeah, cleanly shaven brandy snifter talk. Looking up at pictures of all the other judges and attorneys from the family in the in the game room with the big heads think Arthur. You know, when they were going in there and the father in law was given what make cutting remarks like? Maybe you should just go to bartending? Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Who is super snarky, super fit brother who never stops, you know who passed the bar first time out? Ryan Reynolds Oh, that's right. Yeah, that's right. That's Reynolds. OK, now, Cooper, we put the weight on when you fat like Cooper, Bradley Cooper, that's Ryan has to look better than Oscar Bradley, but you'll still like Bradley. How does he realized that Ellen Page? Is this like, how did they hook up? Hmm. There's a bar that all the guys that you know, it's one of those like they have staff attorney fires. Attorney Barnes called raising the bar, raising the bar. Good and good. And what happens is, is a couple. A couple. A couple of hotshot attorneys are arguing over some case, you know, and Rob Lowe and Judd Nelson, she's. Yes. Yeah, legal eagle type. Yeah. That was a movie. That was a movie with Daryl Hannah. But what was the one? He was it from the hip? Oh yeah, from the hip. They're having hot shot. It's the two hottest shot attorneys in the bar having this argument. And she's basically explaining, it's sort of good will hunting, you know, she's solving the equation and fat. Bradley Cooper is there to drown the sorrow, and Michelob overhears her saying, You know, you see her just on a c**ktail napkin, just writing the answer in shorthand that no one understands. Yes, and he's intrigued. He's like, Howard is this frumpy chick no more than these two hotshot attorneys. And he's like, Oh, what law school did you graduate from flying debris technicals that tomography school? Hmm. I can't believe it. But then they start talking. Ang and she totally breaks down some like really wonky law case that he doesn't really understand because he's got case law in front of a huge bucks and she breaks down for him. And then she offers to teach him a little bit more. Hmm. Mm hmm. And they have sex after hours. And then maybe like maybe him and his brother get a court case together against each other. And Bradley Cooper winds up beating Ryan Reynolds at the end of the House. She helps him pass the bar. The dad? Maybe it's Dabney Coleman. We're not sure if he's alive or not, but either way, check on that making him the judge. Now we need a woman of color. I'm sorry that rules are rules. But here's the deal. Is like a stenographer, a stenographer, you know, that's as low as it gets for him. I can't believe that Bradley's going out with a stenographer. Like, if you were racist, the sonographer is another race. That's right. That's right. Yeah, that's exactly what it is. It's a lower grade human alive. All right. He's in perfect. Get his management on the blower like yesterday. Let's go. Let's put this together. All right. I'm sorry. Do you have your own snifter? Wave your snifter. Bring your snifter. I wanted to. I wanted to feel like I want you to feel the way to your own snifter in your hand. Full court press. I love it. I like it. I like it better. All right. Where the hell were we? Oh, we are now. Adam Carolla will return in made up movie. Part two. All righty then. I think what we should do is take ourselves a very quick break and come right back and do the news with Alyssa Rosen. Hi, this is Danny LaRue from the Real GM Radio podcast, better aligned on that is your number one source for betting football and the start of the new basketball season. But all the latest player developments, match ups, news, in-depth analysis and live betting it up to the minute scores for every sport out there can check in on your favorite games and events, including the baseball playoffs start of the hockey season and the May Boxing and Golf. Plus Sports podcast. So head to the website today or use your mobile device to learn more about online where the game starts. Make Christmas for everyone ! This year, a dozen stores entertain a crowd with selected 12th packs of beer and cider like bottles of Peroni and Orchard thieves from just 14 euro force and then stock up on stocking fillers when you mix and match any three four five euro across a range of medium selection boxes like Eminem's and Cadbury. Plus, with our ten or fifty grocery vouchers, you save even more. Dunnes Stores make Christmas for everyone. Terms and conditions apply. Voucher code used and express yourself at 50 or more by Chick Slades Alcohol featuring sensibly. That clip from 2014. All right, let's get on with our next guest in 2014, and we're going to hear some DFG that's the deaf frat guy in studio for some all balls or JV and girls. Oh, and I just want to say that DfT is going to be talking about one of Adam's favorite things, and that's Taco Bell chef Lorena Garcia. Hmm. So the all time favorite Jayvee are all balls is out of culture. 2094. Once again, Maria Menounos not as Portion Kevin undergo also known as Portion Def Raca Alison Rosen, Brian Bishop in this portion April of 2014 DFG in studio all balls. J.B. are all balls. However you want to say it's the switch the name a few times and we do have the infamous line about Taco Bell chef Nina Garcia hopefully isn't enjoy. All right. So Maria Menounos coming out DFG here today. The TFG diferenca, she doesn't look good. What's the matter there? I want to give his shout out to put his uncle. Oh no. What here? Clinging to no one at dinner time at a hospital who's still not dying? I see nothing. Oh, Cedars-Sinai, right? Yeah, that's a good facility. I know he had the torsion problem with his scrotum. Is that what we're talking about here? Yeah. But the other thing he was taunt to the Guitar Center on Sunday. He would play. He would. He goes there for a few hours to jam. Oh, he does. Under amplifiers. Right? He was playing. It was trying to play Frankenstein. Uh huh.. Edgar Winter. Yeah, whatever. I don't know what band Frankenstein was in either song called Frankenstein. Hell yeah. So they're like, Dude, you've been here for three hours to this one far. Get get out. Just don't get knocked down. Not for three hours. Wherever you were trying to nail it, I think maybe he may have tried to do. He always does. Stairway to heaven. Mm-Hmm. He will do stunt. Pink Floyd. Mm hmm. But but this time he was doing Frankenstein, and they did. They said, good enough. Get out, right? Get out of this door. Right. So he would be old. Sure. Well, I don't know. I mean, if he was there for three hours playing the same ad, you have that like the. You have two left. Yeah, they're playing it now. I feel like somewhere around hour to forty five, he said, I was just getting warmed up, perfected. Right, right, right. The. So anyway, he would he would they kicked him out and he was angry, he like, I come here every day and I pay, right, you know, I know they're out there, got into it, but he's out on some debt outside of of the guitar door guitar center, right? Yeah. Or I think it was that one. Mm-Hmm. But then he was set upon by a flash mob of like a flash mob attacked him. It doesn't matter if they were. There were ladies like dancers. No, like they were teenagers. It doesn't matter what they look like or what type Evelyn like, what you know what they look like. Uh-Huh. Right. We know what we do look like, what they feel like, they're really asking when they say, what do they look like? Were they black? Oh, really? Uh huh.. Mm hmm. It doesn't matter now. But were they black? That's what they mean by what type. I think that's what they mean. Yeah. They kept asking what type of girl with it? Uh-Huh. Black girl. I think, though, OK? I think flash mob, a lot of the names had killed in them. Yeah. Uh-Huh. Uh-Huh. And they kicked the s**t out of him. Oh, really? Because he was yelling at the guitar center. Right? But they thought they were. Yeah. Oh yeah. His uncle was yelling back at that one was yelling into the guitar center like, You know, I'm the best guy here. Let me play Frankenstein. I bought a guitar. He had, you know, two or three years to go. Right? There are days. Yeah. And then if that was it, then that was them. He made eye contact. You don't make eye contact with a flash mob. And it was only three of girls. Oh, well, that's not. I don't know if that's a mob that kicked the s**t out. Well, no, I understand. Well, he's not a young man. No, they, they say. They say he tried to put up a fight. Uh huh.. All right. It was over very quick and that. And now he's clinging to life. Oh wait. Oh oh yeah. Oh man. Which is all going through a fine, bro. Oh man. I was like, I was going to go by the hospital and say I was going to take a collection or send a card or something. Oh, he's resting comfortably. Fine, bro. I mean, at home, right? Yeah. Yeah, OK. Resting comfortably. Oh, okay, see, listen. People trying to pull the wool over your eyes all the time. That's right. Need LifeLock identity thieves? They're shrewd. They're targeting your checking and savings account. Maybe even going after pooches uncle over there. You need your cash, you need your retirement man. And they're all coming after it. You have some housing. Yes. Listen to this. The director of a senior center in New York was arrested for stealing tens of thousands of dollars. She allegedly assumed the identity of the victim by accessing her personal identifying information and savings account, withdrawing over 45000 before transferring that money into an account at the local bank. And the victim is reportedly an elderly woman who attended events at the senior center. Just like pooches uncle, so, so sad. Listen, you can't do it alone. You can't fight these scoundrels alone. Can't watch every one of your accounts they need. LifeLock Ultimate the most comprehensive I.D. theft protection ever created Guard's identity and credit and monitors your bank accounts and takeover fraud. It looks after everything. It's like having a friendly owl that just hovers above you looking at your account. Yeah, or at best in detection among I.D. protection programs. Dawson LifeLock Services can't protect you or your bank accounts. If you're not a member, visit LifeLock Dotcom and enter promo code Adam for a special 10 percent discount. That's promo code Adam and LifeLock dot com to get our special 10 percent discount network does not cover all transactions in scope may vary. All right, so DFG, I have. This is not an April Fool's joke. This is very serious. This is one of the proudest days of my life. Oh, it is. Yeah. OK. Early this morning, I received a phone call, a conference call between Mike August and Mark Lenard, who we know from Man Greer. Yeah, he's our main Greer rep. Yeah. Mm hmm. Get two wells. Well, get to with your new. Executive Fields, field sales ambassador to the U. How are you? You a new sales ambassador, is executive. I put an executive. Oh, OK. They didn't pay executives. I was thinking Executive Field Sales President Yeah. I don't know if you want to be an executive president. It's a lot of responsibility there. Nine years of college. You think you'd know a little bit more about business where he wasn't a brand ambassador for Mangudya now. And I would be attending event nationwide, although basically he told me that my territory is on Ether, the dead baby. He said the way the river, that big river the Thames makes the bid to be. The Met The Mighty One, The Mighty Oh, the mighty Mississippi, yeah, their mighty river east, you. That's your town. Oh, your territory. Was that natty light or natty Acura? What are you drinking over there? It lt is a fine pilsner. OK, get your body ready. Your territory will be east of the mighty Mississippi. Yeah, OK. So when we do hangry events, you'll be showing up. Hell yeah, bro. Like North Carolina, South Carolina. Right, right. All the places that are East Front. They said, I can't even maybe head up into into Canada. Yeah, yeah. That's OK. Yeah, that's out of the country. Yeah. But it doesn't matter if you're if you're executive field sales president. Right, right. And they're like, you know, like, what do you want the title to be in the, you know, for the business card? Mm hmm. And then like you, you have to start making executive decisions. So when you get to Kinko's. All right. Do you think of it? Right, right. And that's why the executive part came in. Yeah, I'm just playing around. But I think, you know, it's very exciting to be a brand ambassador for a product. I believe, oh, I believe in it. I like that. Yeah, it's not just one of these guns for hire like P. Diddy. And I know I need to thank you because if it weren't for that fateful evening when you only had a little bit of rare wine? Mm hmm. Yeah. And then you put the lemon and orange you had to catch a buzz. Yeah, yeah, vodka. So thank you, bro, for this opportunity. And this is really kind of my first job. Mm hmm. OK, well, listen, we're we're glad to have your board, you know? Yeah, I got to go to Abercrombie and get some new. Yeah, I got it. Some grits. Yeah, you're you're representing the brand only the best when you're representing me. Angrier. Yeah. And I get ripped, bro. I know you don't have to get ripped on now, OK? Do we have some J.V. or all balls? I know? Oh yeah, I know. That's something something we like to deal with you yet. All right. Yeah. Well, in the queue that up. Yeah. And now, man, Korea presents the Def Frat Guy and Jay-Z or mall ball as. He goes from the frat house onto the show, the desperate guy hearing impaired, bro. He's hammered all day long. Jim and Mike. They choke, so. Potato gum. And did. He could. If something's going to make the call, so it's time for David. Hey, DFG, Maverick. OK, Cookie, for the uninitiated, oh, it's when a bunch of those get together and it's like a circle jerk. OK, but the the you're not on a on a cookie. Right? It's done now, you know, most used to swear by town house brand crackers. Oh, town, oh oh. He had a special cookie. Other dude pooch used to rock saltines. Aha, so he's old school. What was your favorite? I have Oreos. Yeah. OK. And the losers? Whoever finishes last. Or they have to eat the cookie. Right? Yeah. Yeah, right. But that's whoever finishes last. Yeah, yeah. But I know maybe I'm putting too fine a point on this, but would you even bother finishing? I mean, I just let the last guy finish, and then I'd probably I'd lose my momentum at that point. If if you once you knew you were the inevitable. Well, I'm saying why I beat off. I have one more guy beating off on your cookie. Yeah. Defeat was inevitable. I would bother finishing at that point. I mean, do I stop it once it's well going? There's a there is a point of it's sort of like, hmm, when when a commercial airliner is taking off, you reach a certain velocity where at a certain point, it doesn't matter if a tire blows out or what goes on, you got to go airborne because you're going too fast to stop. But for the whole run up to that, the part where you're loading into the plane and sitting there and talking about the nonsmoking flight and taxiing out, there's a lot of that. Before that, there's really only that window, just about the same as taking off in a plane. It's it's an eight to 12 second window where it's all right. We can't. The gear is going up, but we also then you can tell that back off. Yeah, I'm going to have 12 navigated in me and I can stop that piste dream like that. But when you are nodding, you cannot bring that back. You can't unring that. You got to bring it back or stop that right. But what I'm saying is is in the okay cookie game, does the guy who goes last? Does he still have to finish on the cookie? No, because I remember Mike, Mike would always be glad because he was on Prozac. Oh yeah. And he'd be like going back like a half hour later, he still it'd be like almost crying. Right, right? Yeah. So he'd have to eat the cookie without the. Yeah, he have like salty crumbs all over. Right? OK. He'd be like, Yeah, now when you're on Prozac, it really slows that stuff down. Slows it all down. OK. That's almost an unfair advantage. I don't think I would enter that competition on Prozac. Oh, no, you're you're a serious handicap unless you have an ulterior motive. But there's no yeah, there's no way. Yeah. So it was it was like a Catch 22 with Mike F.. Mm hmm. He was on product for depression. Mm hmm. But then every time he had to eat all those cookies, he would get more depressed. Sure. Yeah, I understand. Yeah, that's not going to bring you out of a funk. You go deeper, darker. And they even mention that at the end of the commercials. Yeah, I think there might be some kind of hokey cookie warning. Yeah. All right. I'm sorry. So J.V. are all balls. We're speaking of urine. Mm hmm. JV or ball old man who pee at urinals with their hands by their thighs, not holding their junk, just hands. Yeah. It's on the hips and the hips. That's that's all balls to me. I'm guilty of this myself. I like, I like that. I like that move. Are you bragging? I it's actually the opposite of a brag. Well, it depends on kind of your earlier I went to a I went to the Y in Burbank and the old dudes are upstairs shooting pool naked. Oh, once you and I mean, like in the locker room, they had a pool table. But I just mean, at a certain point, when you become an old dude, you don't f**king care anymore. You know, next person is going to see me nudes, give me the f**king corner. OK, I must dive in. Now you hold it so it doesn't fly around. Or for modesty sake, because you're so chill. Yeah, because you're you've lived a long life. No, that's why, you know, why do you hold it, though? Oh yeah, hold it for aim, basically. Right. So if you don't need so if you can just have your hands at your hips, what does that do with the standard toilet at the home you need to aim otherwise is going to generally be some urinal for me. If you if you're going to put your hands on your hips, you're doing you're doing two things you're advertising to everyone else at the airport bathroom that you got one cool customer. Cool. No hands, Luke over here. And then secondly, usually you have to sidle up to it a little closer. I think most guys like to take a half step back and aim, right? Yeah. Anyway, I go with all balls on that one. Definitely all balls, bro. All right. Mm hmm. Plus of the journal, you can get it much closer as my point that you don't need the hands, necessarily. Usually. Now what happens if you go into a men's room and there are two urinals and you go to one urinal and another dude comes in and he goes to the toilet? I'll tell you, the one that's more off putting is when there's a bank of urinals that are empty, like 10 and you're on the third one and the guy sidles up to the one right next to you. Oh, footnote, by the way, the hands on the hips, the urinals should only be done when there's dividers that that's the invitation to look otherwise. And if you're standing next to me and the urinal, don't be like broad, nice watch. Don't do that. You're not looking at my watch. Yeah. Yeah, he's checking your jeans, checking your big hand out. Mm hmm. f**king J.V., bro. Sorry. What about having a piss jog next to your bed? Oh, I did this for a long time. When I was an advocate, I wasn't able to get up and go to the bathroom myself. In the middle of the night, I had a bedside urinal. I loved it. Christie hated it. I went to my shoulder, was separated for four days. I had a jar. You know, it was a, you know, it was Mott's tomato, Motts apple juice or whatever. I'm guessing the hospital didn't issue you that. No, no. That was mom issued that one. But yeah, there was the piss. I wish wish there were some. I sleep on my stomach. I wish my mattress just had a hole in it, you know, hooked up to something right to the sewer. Let's go right through. I like the piss jar by the bat person to a jug is f**king all. Oh yeah, it's extra. All balled if it's a pickle jar. Oh, really? Yeah, we're up again. A little bit of heat about this. Mm hmm. Tony Siragusa hawking the pants fall guy to leak a little. The goose that's been broken. You can go to like tips for guys or something. The clues as talking about when of a diaper, bro. Are there really a diaper? And like a little what? What's up with that, bro? Well, I've noticed that as I get a little bit older, you know you shake it a few times in front of the urinal. You move your hands from your hips. You know, let your backbone slip and then at a certain point, drop in your pants. Sometimes that last drop comes feel like go down that leg. You'll need a diaper, though, dude. Now, now all I need, you know I need all I need is the equivalent of two things. You ever see a guy in a hunting vest and you have that quilted, sort of padded shoulder thing just on the side that the butt of the rifle would go to just a little something, something or a fishing cap that's got that little patch of fur on it and keep your laws on that thing that I could that I could see. Oh, Syracuse, Syracuse's got the man. It's got the shield. This is like a man show bit. It really is a man piece commercial. Jerry napkins for men. For men who like a little. Right? Mm hmm. Mm hmm. You know, that's really about your choice in pants. You want to wear blue jeans, especially dark blue jeans. No one's ever going to know you're going to wacky man khaki pants. Look out world khaki pants, by the way. Sweaty a*s on a vinyl car seat like in a hot summer day, you get out of that thing upside down heart or your a*s to bathe it. Mm hmm. So that's what I think maybe you're talking about, but you're wearing khaki, dude, and then you're like, it's like, that's a dude with a diaper who leaked. Yeah, no, that's that's JV. Jamie, thank you. All right. You know, put his uncle. It's all balls. Oh, well, he's a little bit older, you know? But what do you guys think about Taco Bell executive chef Lorena Garcia's no breakfast menu? Why? Yeah. Oh, you're into her at the yeah, yeah. Yeah, she's pretty. She's hot without really being imposing. You know, she's an executive. She's kind of, well, I don't know. Now you are to. Yeah, president and executive editor, the tape of that yet. How do you think Brian, having that conversation would go when she's at a party and someone's like, Well, you, you asked me what I do for a living? What do you what do you do for a living executive chef? Wow. Yeah, that's big time. Those who make a lot of money. Absolutely. It's a great living. Are you? What are you at? I'm guessing a restaurant town. A big picture. Is it like a hotel base is like, you know, is it inside of like Sushi Chef Executive Chef Ritz Carlton for chef, huh? Oh, it's a freestanding restaurant, so it's not inside a hotel area and then I'll have drive throughs somewhere. Walk up. That's all. Executive Chef, you want something from the bar? Yeah. You know your food, obviously very well. Get me whatever you recommend. Chef ha. You know that. Yeah, yeah, it's not a Taco Bell. I would never assume that because you can be shot at at Taco Bell. They even have. That's absurd. Really absurd. I know. Bring it up, though. Not at a Taco Bell is what I said. So establishing that I didn't bring it up, I said, Not Taco Bell. I should not. OK, Taco Bell. So I didn't bring it up. You don't bring up something by not bringing it up to the restaurant is though it is not Taco Bell. What is it? You know, I believe probably a fast casual. It's a new chain called none of your beeswax. Now I'm going to head out. Oh yeah, thank you. Yeah. Anyway, she's executive chef at Taco Bell. If you have this new breakfast menu of G has created. Mm hmm. It's like. From the epic of home to the sweep sweep of Vermeer. Vermeer, yeah, yeah, oh, look, there it is, right? Well, she got she's really doing some work, a lot of stuff there. She's got coffee in Tropicana, orange juice and orange juice hash brown, something called a breakfast burrito. They're all new to me. It's fresh, bold, vibrant. By the way, when you're when you're using a waffle as a taco shell, yeah. Aren't you just at that point just inviting a terrorist attack or asking Michelle Obama to drop down and hit you with her purse? There's nothing like there's some like we all. There's certain things in life that are very high calorie and you understand it like clam chowder is very high calorically, but it doesn't seem like it. I mean, I mean, what I'm saying is, you eat it, but it's not a joke. It's not wrapped in, you know, it's no, it's not a novelty food. It's right. This looks like you're trying to make yourself fat. Yes. Meaning I like clam chowder. I'm not trying to make myself fat. This looks like something Homer Simpson would be eating on the episode where he was trying to become morbidly obese this time. Yes, that's right. All right. But anyway, she's hot. Yeah, she she's got a look. I'm trying to think what her weight or whatever? Look, it's like there's an actress that she sort of looks like. Kind of like Maria Menounos. Yeah. Mm-Hmm. All right. So anyway, she's she's all ball. She's dodgeball, but the menu, you haven't really gotten around to sampling it yet. Not, not yet, but not all the items I'll get. I'll get to that. Mm-Hmm. And. Well, it's all ball, OK? All right. Well, what about like being past the age of 21 and not being able to tie a necktie? Oh, I'm guilty of that. I have to hand it off to people who can't tie dye, cannot tie to. I never could tie a tie. So these are something you take pride in. Hmm. I never had a suit or a tie. Good point. And I never had cause to don a suit or a tie. My entire life. And then those were like big ticket items in the Carolla house. And then there are big ticket items. There's a suitcase when I got. Well, nowadays you can find, you know, $99 one and get get three four for the price of one or whatever. But no, I never learned how to make a tie. And then I got into construction and you don't wear ties in construction. And then I got into boxing and you don't wear ties in boxing. But I had a brief period where I taught comedy, traffic school and in comedy travel school, you had to wear a tie. Wow. And so I had a tie that somebody made for me. I think my girlfriend made it up for me and I would on loosen it like a noose, pull it over my head and hang it up on a hook in the bathroom or the closet. And then the following Saturday, when I would teach my comedy Travis School, I would slide it back over my head and tighten it up. Now, I always had guys, the real pro can make it on. You go backwards, backwards, hard to do, but most people make it on themselves and then would have to slide it off and hand it to me. But it always comes up short. They never factor in. That is true. Do have for one year McDonald's. No. When I worked at McDonald's, I wore basically a brown polyester ghee plus of your work on the fry, whatever. You know what I mean? I was working the grill and I was never allowed to go up front and work because enough time. I needed my tie. Yeah. Sorry. What do you think? J.V.. Our guest, Jeffrey, not knowing how to make it after 21. Yeah, J.V. I should have known. It is J.V.. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. But can I say this? I think it's a lot like dropping out of high school. If you're an internet entrepreneur and you're making billions of dollars and then you dropped out of high school, it's quaint. Yeah, it's cute. It's a good story. If you dropped out of high school and you're working on Executive Chef, what? Sorry, what's your name? Lorraine, they've got the very Garcias breakfast menu from the North Hollywood Taco Bell. Not such a great story. That's a quaint, not so quaint. So being Richard Branson, I have Richard Branson came up to you and goes, I don't know how to make a tie. You go. She's that's awesome. Guy has five yachts. He doesn't know how to make a tie. I'm sure he has three guys who are in charge of making tires for him. But when you're working it back up toymaker, right? But when you don't know how to make a tie and you're making 26 grand a year, then not so good. How are you? Yeah. What about dudes who talk in Hawaiian shirts? Oh no, I I think that's Chevy. Yeah. Tucking in a Hawaiian shirt in Magnum P.I. doing oh s**t for a while, though. But he's right. But now it's a given way to like like hotel workers. Like, that's like the something the phone does at the the Sheraton Maui. Yeah, you're right that, for example, I mean, it's J.V. But Magnum P.I. did it. That's true. I don't know. I bet you anything. They never showed the blooper reel for Magnum, but I bet that the jumping into that Ferrari now sat on his nuts more than his uncle. It's true. You jump in the car just through the winter. You're going to. You're going to sit on it. Not all right. You have one more for us. Yeah, this is this is a pretty difficult one. Hmm. And those ads with Terry, that ex-smoker. Mm hmm. The one that's dead. Yeah. She passed fifty three. She was like, she the one, the face the all the. Yeah, yeah. I don't want to see it. Don't show it. I don't even show up, bro. It's. Yeah. Now she should have dipped. I worried that maybe one day I would be the public terry for Depp. Yeah, yeah, no. Now God knows. That's why I switched to jerky. Oh, you started dipping with jerky? Yeah, just put it in there until it completely dissolved. Uh huh.. So you start different with jerky. Well, I'll have a dip in the shower, in the morning, in the shower. Yeah, then I'll switch to the jerky. Oh s**t. You'll get some like Copenhagen in the morning. Weirdly, the way Grizzly has a breath like crazy shot, it has a better price point. OK, I didn't. I don't know. I haven't shopped around. He's done the research. Yeah, but it was commercial. Bummed me out. I think that first off, we get it smoking bad. Understood. Secondly, seeing very offensive and grotesque looking things makes you need a cigarette. Makes me stresses me out. Makes you want to have a smoke. Look what percentage. I mean, look, I said it a million times. It's either offensive or it's not offensive. You hiding behind this shield? This this hero cloak of we want people not to smoke and then showing us very grizzly. Pardon the pun, offensive imagery. Whatever it is. I've always I said in my book, there's sort of a lasagna test if I have to put down my fork with a zombie and push the plate away for me. You've crossed the line. Seeing tits does not do that for me. If anything makes it better, makes me want more lasagna. Double down on a lasagna. Seeing that commercial, I swear to God I saw it last night. Now she's dead. And it's like. We understand it's bad. Stop it. Let's let's focus on other things. The people who smoke smoke, I don't know what percentage of people are going to stop because of that. I don't know what percentage of people are watching. Are smokers like who you're really affecting? Everyone drives a car. Tell everyone to f**king put some air in their tires. Find something. How are you? Yeah, I saw amateur hour. Yeah, I just have one more quick one, bro. What about the people that put a stick figure stickers of their family on their minivan? No. Yeah, that is that is J.V. But the highest high order. Oh yeah. J.B. Yeah. Yeah, especially when the stick figures are doing something like, Oh great, you're in a wakeboarding f**king awesome. Or if there's a dog and a cat hopping around, oh yeah. Well, that's the only thing that redeems it. Oh yeah. Okay, right? My rules, by the way, I think there's something in my new book where it's like, we understand you're driving a Ford Aerostar with 200000 miles on it. We understand you're not a gay entrepreneur. We get it. You're a bunch of people. Oh, is that what? The stickers are an apology for the car. I think it's really just you letting us know what, what is going on in this car with us. But me seeing the minivan that has circled the globe three times, I know what's going on. You're not a wildly successful gay couple that David Geffen in front of me. I get it. But you're also not the dude getting thinking that field sobriety test. Oh. Dan, oh, yeah. Oh, so it is the balls, yeah, I never thought about that stickers. Yeah. Conversely, when I saw the convertible Mini Cooper that was bright orange and had the gay flag license plate again, don't need that, didn't he did that pretty quickly on the convertible mini that was bright orange. That again, easy math to do from behind, especially, pardon the pun. You're got to try find that dude dead on that gear shift the next week or two. Oh, you mean like, like, like, get too much Spanish fly or something? Hell yeah. They just went off on it and went to a electronics show and a Somali. Yeah. Listen, I don't mean to poke holes in your theory, but gay guys don't drive stick shifts, ironically. They're all automatic men. Did you know that? I didn't. Yeah. OK, well, I'm sorry. You learn something every day. Oh yeah. All right. We good. You brought, huh? I are you. Okay. That was Javy for all falls with deaf frat guy, what happened before there were automatic right man gay guys who weren't allowed to drive. They were chauffeured around. Look, it up. Makes sense at the Pentagon. What did you think? Ironically, that long shaft with the big round knob, I think that you'd think they'd be into that right now. Not so much now. Hmm. They were going to outlaw. Stick shifts. But then they decided, wait, why don't we just outlaw Spanish fly? Mm hmm. Yeah. No. I remember when I was in high school, there's a rumor going around if you get Spanish, fly from Tijuana. And true story was made from c**kroach legs and a dude got a hot chick and he gave her put a little Spanish wine or drink. True story ! True story. And she's getting all horny, right? Cause she's like, I'm going to take her back to my apartment. Why does? Yeah, oh yeah. Don't be naive. Alison can't control you in a band for the kids. Yeah. I'm asking You put the Spanish fly in the chicks drink. She gets all horny, right? Right? So now this guy is going to take it back to his apartment to get it on with this s**t because she's all horny from the Spanish fly. Doesn't have any condoms. Stops off at a 7-Eleven. Runs in to go buy some condoms when it comes out. She killed herself on the stick shift. True, I swear to story. Don't laugh. I have a dead young lady down on the gearshift. Dead on my right. Is that the story is true? Is a true story. He came out to find her dead on the ship, but ironically, you know, this was no. You know, Lorena Ghost at this point. She was eho. Oh, OK, yeah. This chick had more trojans inside of her then than the Coliseum, the home of the U.S. We did the math. Yeah, that's right. All right. I know Home Home, Game Home game. She had that many trojans inside of her before. Hell yeah. All right. It's a lot. Yeah, that's a lot. And tie rack, baby. Oh man, that's what we do. All our shopping. I get all my terrorist attire. Every time limits tire blows out. I go to tire. Go get the tire. Gary's got his two tires. Hell yeah, you still got him right. Yeah. What you do? Order some extra tires. Yeah, I yeah, I was just planning ahead. I had to order so many ways. It was cheaper to do it with the bulk rate. I got to tell you one time I was talking to Dr. Drew and he said, I'm over at the car dealer and I said, What are you doing? And he said, I'm getting new tires. I get the dealer at the dealership where he's the square scouring the world. No, where else? Well, well, where else would you get these tires? I'm like, they're half the price just about anywhere else. Like the other day, Lynnette said to me, I want to know the difference between camber and tow in and tow out and offset. She didn't know or she was testing you. I think she may have been testing me quizzing you. Yeah. What is unsprung weight? She said. I go to tire Alcorcon. Look it up. Go find your tire. So what it is is you want to buy a tire, you got a car, you're driving. Let's see. You got the Jetta over there. The Yeah, the diesel. Yeah. All right. So I don't know the Passat. Sorry, Passat. OK, so which you're driving on Jetta? Sorry, sorry. What? You're driving on all cars. Underrated, grand, let's say. Really, you're you got a 17 inch rim, maybe an 18 inch rim. You got it 230 555 series. Whatever it is and you want new tires for your car, you just punch dealer punching you. Oh. No. Listen me punch in your size in every make that every company. Dunlap What? Pirelli everyone who makes Kumo. Everyone who makes that tire size will pop up on their site and you can pick the one you like, printed out, handed the dealer and say, Get me, no, no ratings. They they go out. They have customer reviews of the tires, even though if you buy race tires like I do to see how much they weigh the compounds, it's all their tire. Alcorcon Yeah, I got to I tell you, I've spent hours on that website, hours I've been out court. I needed a new pair, Klontz from continental or continental. Yeah, yeah, they've Continentals. Yeah, they have everything. I like them. Yeah, they got it all over there, man. All right. What did I say? It's sound like you said something else. Yeah, yeah, DFG over there. Maria Menounos here. She brought her home and Kevin with him with her. She'll be in here in a second. Let me jump to the phones real fast. Yes. Go ahead, mark. Yeah, I want to get your advice, Adam, since you're old and sagely format old, but you know me at this stage of your life? Sure. But I have a boss who seems to yell at me for everything good or bad, right or wrong. He's just an angry dude, but yells, Good stuff, too. Yeah, kind of. So what's that? That sounds like I wish I had eight more employees just like you. You know you bang up job. And by the way, that parking space right in the front of the shop this year for the rest of us now take some hard candy by all of us. Is that how does that? How that would sound? That's the good news. When he's giving you good news, you know, your current kind of seems like the other shoe is going to drop. There's like but like a a compliment hidden in there. Jerry, what's that like? Mm hmm. Mm hmm. I like sometimes it's like everybody in the office is afraid of him, and they're afraid to talk to them or ask him questions. Yeah. And if we do anything wrong, then everybody kind of hides under their desk for hours. You know who? I think you should get out of that workplace? What kind of job is it? I'm actually an architect. I show a change of money. Hmm. But just got after a little ex-military you to run that place. They put in other denominations other than toes in those bad boys these days. Mostly tows and tents. So, yes, in ATMs. OK, see if our bosses are yelling at you right now. So here's the here's the thing, Mark, I don't think you guys tell me. I don't think you're going to change the boss man. He's the boss man, and he probably isn't going to change. But more importantly, he doesn't really want to change because he's the boss man. Right? So if you have somebody that's kind of what I say with roommates, you know, there's a lot of like, well, this person's a really s**tty roommate and really selfish and leave a s**t all over. They eat my s**t and they're always f**king on that cell phone, blah blah blah. And then you go, Well, hey, man, you got to move out and they go, Oh, we got a security deposit. It's like. So anyone who'd just be miserable with that, that person who's ever really turned a bad roommate around, who's turned anyone around who's turned any one in relationships, people can change a bit. Yeah, general people don't. You would think that the executive chef Lorraine the last year has not turned Taco Bell around. Oh, cool, j show. In her book Why she managed to Be a Manager. Good is the enemy of great goods. The enemy, a great wife. All right. I'd say find a new job with people you enjoy working with. That's what I would say. But I also say go to meaning. All right, Marie and Kevin are out there. Harry, yeah, we'll go to his website. Def Frat Guy dot com. You can find out. Get some merch online. You can celebrate his friend Josh Gardner. Sam Winter Bush. Yeah, their new release coming out. OK, yeah. Yeah, the real thing is going to drop and follow me on Twitter at that Frank ICOM Twitter. Yeah, Twitter. Yeah, all right. And that clip was from 2014, and I can assure you, it was all balls. All right, that'll do it for today's edition of cool classics. But don't worry, we do another episode every Sunday to subscribe to the curl of Classics Feed to find that, and you and I will see you there. So my name is Chris. Lock some honor that superfan Giovanni and get it on. Hi, this is Chris Howard, host of Plugged Them with Chris Howard. It's crazy to think that a few weeks ago we were talking about whether or not to attack a laws or should consider retiring after two concussions and worldwide debates on player safety and NFL's culpability. Tour has done nothing but go back to work and currently has the Dolphins riding a three game win streak and one loss behind the division favorite Buffalo Bills. While everyone was yapping about the end of his career, Tua Tagovailoa said he'll decide when it's time. And clearly he's not ready to hang up the cleats. Hi, this is Chris, our phone plugged in with Chris, our podcast. But I don't like that, and it is your number one source for betting football and the start of the new basketball season. Find all the latest player development team, match ups, news, podcast and in-depth analysis on every game, but don't lie to major continue source for all your sports wagering information with live betting up to the minute scores for every the fastest and easiest way to check in on all your favorite games at events including the MLB playoffs, the start of the NHL season made boxing and golf. And if you Love Sports podcast, you can find those a beat online as well. Hits a website today or use your mobile device to learn more bet online where the game starts.