SASc - EP173 - WWE Superstar Bray Wyatt Pt 2

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We're friends that laugh. We're friends that shout. Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about, but that won't stop us. Nothing can stop us. Oh. Because I show you, use the love. Just rebrand it enough. It's stronger, better, bigger power, Okay. It's called the super what? Bowl. Ball. You're saying ball? Ball. Like b a w l. Like some kind of Ball. European Like, that's a Superball where they throw it. Yeah. Yeah. He's like a terrible Uber driver. Yeah. Who you got in a Superball? Bowl? Who do you got? So you really vibing? You really vibing? Come on, man. No. I don't Yeah. I'm vibing. No way. I'm so sick of the Chiefs. Okay. Good. They're the new villains. That's fine. Yeah. But I don't know who I got, actually. I I haven't decided. It's all you know, it's gonna depend on if Philly can get the running game started and if Barkley can go off. They and they if they can control the ball. Gonna be Chiefs or the Philadelphia Eagles? Oh, this guy. If Charles Barkley comes through If Paulo matches coach through one more time. Y'all defense is terrible. Yeah. No. I if Philly can control time management, if they can control the ball, they get the running game going, they can win. Here's the thing, though. I think the whole point is gonna try drafts. No. To try to force, Jalen Hurts to beat them. I think they're gonna try their They're gonna shut down Barkley? Try to And then say Jalen Hurts beat us beat us, Daniel. That motherf**ker has the x factor, though, because he can run. Run, and you got two number one receivers. Handsome bastard. I don't know. I'm not gonna be shy. Try and do stand up. I don't think he could do stand up, dude. That's You you Do a podcast. He can run and pa*s. He can run and pass, but he is not, what do you call? Funny. A trip a a triple threat with the funniness. So Yeah. He checks two boxes. Handsome bastard. Yeah. So, but Shane, where's the thing? So fill it fill it Philadelphia and, Chiefs. And you think who do you think is gonna win for real? Chiefs? Yeah. Yeah. You you won't bet against Chiefs and the refs and Taylor Swift. God. Don't what is how can you bet against all that? Oh my god. Well, the Taylor Swift, what what do you mean Taylor Swift? Yeah. Hey. You know, they won Super Bowls before. They won they won two Super Bowls before the Taylor Swift thing. You understand that? Right? Oh, god. Ratings. Your vibe is like And then it just came out in NBA. They're they're swinging games, and then they just suspended or fired, umpire from the MLB for doing shady s**t. You don't think it goes on the NFL? Of course. Like, people are gonna attempt. That's the whole idea. People are gonna attempt to do things. That's why you have, like for instance, like, with steroids. The the reason why they test is because they know Who test? Human nature is to, cheat. Who test? Not the NFL? The government. Not the NBA? The government. The NBA does. He was suspended. Dude, I I I just if if anyone Literally, they suspend people for Not for PhD. And all that stuff. They do. Oh, man. I I think that someone who got suspended. I'll look it up. Nick, look it up. That's like it's like WWF testing. If you get busted, taking steroids in WF, they're they just hate you. You. Yeah. Yeah. Here's the thing, though. You have to have, at the very least, the impression that it Oh, of course. They tell of course. But it's not real. Like the NFL, it's a it's a IQ test. Yeah. But but They tell you way before you know, way before, hey. You're getting tested on this dates college too. Okay. But so who you got, though? I'm rooting for Philadelphia, but it's hard to bet against the refs and Taylor Swift. My god. Chris, do you even care? I I well, I know Chris. Kristen is a big you know, she Chiefs fan. So she Really? Is she from KC? She went to school in, Missouri. So you're going so you're going for KC? Yeah. I don't know who I want yet, but I do think that Chiefs I would like to see the Chiefs win because of the three peat. It's never been done. Mhmm. But, anyway, if you guys wanna do your thing, who you wanna vote for, make sure you download the DraftKings Sports app and use code golden. That's golden for new customers. Get $200 in bonus bets instantly when you bet just $5. Now Eric said, download the DraftKings sports app. Sports app? Sportsbook app. And that pisses me off that he did that, and that's fine. But now again. You don't have to do s**t? We don't have to do it again. I cleared it. Leave it. No notes. Just cleared it by doing it. No notes. No. No notes. Anyway. But yeah. So We did it. Yeah. Guys, I went to, can I tell you something real quick? Okay. I went to Starbucks again this new thing called a cortado. Oh, dude. Hey. Hold on. Hold on. Yeah. Yeah. It's 02/2013. Yeah. No. He just found out what a quartile is. Out a quartile. Just like you just found out you're saying super ball. Yeah. You just found out what a quartile is. Go to the bathroom. Foreigners. I had to go to the bathroom. Uh-huh. So they had one of those good private ones. Oh, Starbucks. Great place. Yeah. So I woulda did a I woulda did a jam on it. You know. Jam on it. Yeah. So when I so this is the thing, though. When I came out, there was this there was this older lady who was, like, gonna go in the bathroom. I went like this. I went, it's gonna need a minute. Yeah. Jam on it. Lay low. Lay low for low. Because she had her she had her, like, laptop too. She was She's going in to do some work too. Mhmm. Hey hey, ma'am. Ma'am. Give it five. That's a terrible way to start this podcast. That's disgusting. Oh, this morning in the gym this morning in the gym, the guy must've it's like, did you s**t on the floor? I walked out. She went, Jesus Christ, man. Come on, dude. Come on, man. I don't Jam on it. I don't I mean, yeah. Did you like the Cortado? Mhmm. It's nice. They are nice. I had a very strong. Three shots. That's what I like. But I got a little oat milk and a little brown sugar. A jam on some of your brown sugar. Oh, I watched the movie last night. Thought of you guys because it's awful and you'd enjoy it. f**k you, bro. It's the it's the it's the movie where the it's the Dracula and Dracula. Dracula. Oh, is it did it take place at the Super Bowl? Yeah. Dracula with the Super Bowl. At the Super Bowl. Hello. My name is Dracula, and I'm at the Super Bowl. I'm sorry. I'm with Dracula. That's how you say it. So bracthylia. Bracthylia. Bracthylia is like the black, Yeah. Blacula. I'm a suck your blood out your neck, b***h. I wish s**t. Y'all ever seen You ever seen me in the mirror? No. Exactly. But I I I love w***es. I was thinking about watching it, and I was listening to Rogan with our boy, Brian Simpson, and he was saying it's, like, the best movie ever. Bro, do you see it? No. I didn't see it. No. I haven't seen it. You know what I am. You know what I am. Pass on that. Dude Dude, that's big handle handlebar mustache just f**ks the girl. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I tell you what I like. Right now, I'm in the I mean, I'm halfway in the middle. And check it out. Have you seen have you seen the have you watched The Menu yet? Yeah. I've seen it. Probably. I'm halfway in. I bet you stopped watching In the Middle? Yeah. Oh, okay. I like the movie. Yeah. I don't know. I sorta like it because I like it. Like, the creep value. That means that well, I I I I'm a do a review on that album. Uh-huh. We're on that Letterboxd app. Yeah. I love it. I knew Eric would like that. And I love it. Because you won't like it. No. I won't like it. It. Anything you guys like, I don't like. Did you guys watch the did you see the new OJ doc? No. No. I won't see that because enough about OJ. See, that's everyone's that's everyone's horrible take. Really? It's not horrible. It's horrible. Well, did you see the doc? Do another one? No. No. It's not how can they? That. That's why it's lit. My because now his boys and family and friends are like, he's dead. Alright. Here's what happened. And they show evidence you haven't seen before. Okay. He's so guilty. Okay. Okay. Convicted in in a civil they they already whatever this evidence is, they already found him guilty. But civil, though. You talking about practice? No. I but but still, that my whole thing that and the Jon JonBenet rant. It's like, oh, how many? Or I already know a lot of it. Well, JonBenet JonBenet, come on. That was there's not like a ton of JonBenet. Well, no. There's more That's well done. There's a lot of OJ on the 405 where he did the car chase. The the poor taste. Listen. I I like dark s**t. Dude, they have a giant billboard on the 405 with the Bronco coming out of the billboard. It's like Netflix. That's OJ. Great. The juice is loose. I'm like, I feel like that's poor taste. Two people got murdered. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's just him and Yeah. Car, like, blinking lights. Wow. Like, this is just it's still there. Taking a picture. Go there now. And take a picture. Dude, I saw a movie. Hey. You guys are I'm pissed off at you guys already because you're gonna say you you You guys? Yeah. I think you might well, Well, no. Here's the deal. Give us a second to find out before you just prejudge Here's the deal. How it's simmered it. It's one of the best movies I saw well, I guess this year, but I mean, it's only February. But it's Two days. I would say last year too. Okay. Go ahead. And I just played it off a whim. I just played it Schindler's List. Because I looked at have you heard of this movie Transformers? The Dark of the Moon? No. I I wish you were serious. I read that. That's some s**t Brian would do. I wish I was that clueless about s**t. Yeah. Yeah. That's Brian, though. Yeah. That's Brian. Those people live great. I they live oh, I know. You know what I mean? I know exactly what you're saying. I know. It's just sort of like a what what like a naivete. I met I met and this is not the same, and this is a little, it's funny, but it's just like not a check to my ego, but it was hilarious. I because I because he's so big. Anyway, I was at the Laugh Factory and I, you know, I was a famous comedian at this point already. Right? And, someone's like Larry David's here. And I was like, oh, s**t. Really? I wanna meet him. And then, somebody's like, yeah. Hey, Larry. This is Chris. And Larry's like, oh, hey. Nice to meet you. And I was like, yeah. I'm I'm a comedian. He's like, oh, you are? And I was like, oh, this is awesome. It's so awesome to not know s**t because he he had no idea I was a comedian. Ignorance is bliss. I know. But it's like and and he that's just that's what I wanna be. I don't wanna know when somebody's like, you heard about this new comedian? I I go, I don't wanna know. I don't wanna know about s**t. I don't wanna know anything, dude. I love that. See, I I like I like the people that don't know Paul to like, nothing going on. I'm like, god. He's been so nice. One time I was in Oak this this is the same kind of vibe. One time I was in Oklahoma doing a show. And after the show, I'm talking to this, like there's a lot of military. Mhmm. So there was these two military guys, and they were buddies. Mhmm. One of them was just like, a carefree. You know? He's on the front lines type guy. He's, like, the loyal, you know, whatever. And then the other guy was a medic. Yeah. And he was just oh, you could tell he was just in his head. Okay. Well, as you what I mean? Would maybe be. You know? But he was just I I guess, tell that he had the weight of it. He was looking at his friend and how he, like, how he has to take care of his friend because it's you know? And I'm just thinking to myself, like, who would you rather be? Yeah. Would you rather be the guy that, like, has the knowledge? No war is terrible. Knows you know? Or you would you rather be the other guy? Yeah. Why it's gonna be so much funner? I mean, that What what you'd rather be the medic you're saying? No. I'd rather be the guy who's just oblivious to it and just like, cool. McDonald's. Yeah. So I was when I I when I saw that, I always think about that because I just think, like, man, there's just such a different Like, when whenever you think, like, something so bad, like, I was talking to his teacher. I'm like, yeah. Yeah. They do they're putting these trans room in school. He's like, they are? I'm like, dude, you haven't seen the news? He's like, I work at the school. I've never seen that. I'm like, yeah. Really? Yeah. It's there's actually only been, like, 11 people in the whole world. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. But the media makes it sound like stage the other day, people go, oh. And I'm like, bro. The media makes it seem like it's this whole ordeal than trans are touching. Not even this. This teacher was like, I was a teacher for thirty years. I've never met a teacher. Social media. Yeah. But doesn't Yeah. It's not real. In the media. But hold on. So this movie. Okay. Oh, my god. I've talked to I've talked I've posted about it or something. And it's I just I'm on Shudder, you know, the you know what Shudder? It's for horror movies? Yeah. Yeah. I read the description and You can get it through Amazon, actually. Oh, can you? Yeah. Okay. It's a part of the Amazon. And, I I read the description and I I go, you know, sometimes, I don't know if you do this but, like, if you're you're like, I'll just I'll put it on. I'll probably gonna turn it off. Do you ever do that? You're like, I'm gonna try it. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I don't exactly what you mean. I put on this movie. It's it's about, it's called Red Rooms. Look at look at Red Rooms? Red Rooms. Man, I like it. Yeah. This f**king guy, dude. And so, it's about a a woman who becomes, obsessed with a serial killer Okay. I'm in. I'm in. That is on trial. I'm back in. And it is so good. Now, here's the here's the catch, guys. Uh-huh. There's a lamb in it. No. I'm kidding. There's a there's a no. There's here's the catch. It's it's in What f**ks ago? It's in French. Oh, now. You said that was? Yeah. No. No. I am okay with it. I know you are. I don't know. I'm okay with it. I I told you the It's the subtitle. This movie is fantastic, man. No. We make it So Is this serial killer? They might actually Super they're nasty? You know, they might. Super evil? Say no Do you know this happens in real life where people fall in love love with serial killers? Right. Well, it I'm one of them. Yeah. But, I mean, no. It's it's so it's a you know what a red room is? Do you know what red room is? I didn't until I saw this movie. It's basically a room that you Red. That is a room where you take people and you do things to them, like, awful, awful s**t, and then you sell it on the on the dark web. Oh. And people like It's a real thing. Well, I it's like, is it a real thing or not? People don't know. I bet it is. It's like snuff films. Yeah. Exactly. But Are they real or not? Back then. Then. Yeah. So but people are like, well, do they exist? Do they not? If you look up on the Internet, you go into deep dives, like, is are Red Room's real or not? This is about a guy who does one. And And the odds are gonna be like, oh, you know what? You know what? You need to stop because you sold it enough. Okay. Okay. I'm telling you bro. You're just gonna be you're gonna say one thing that's gonna ruin it. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. I wish I watched that over that Dracula movie. Well, this movie is and it's yeah. I'm gonna I'm gonna make you not wanna see it. But this is a Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Saying. This is a great I'm in. I'm in. It's a fan it is I'm gonna text you tonight because I won't remember the name. I'm a text you tonight and be like, what was the name of that movie? f**king suck. You know what I started watching on Apple? Just because you know how when you go to the Apple app and it's like, the oh, this show, that show, this show, you know? So I finished silo, and they had this other one called, prime target. Yeah. I saw that coming up. Yeah. You know? So I started watching, and I'm like, okay. Yeah. It's one of these things that has this slow build up. It looked like that. Well, so by the way, so does red rooms. But Is it really slow? No. I don't wanna Will you guys stick with it? Yeah. I don't know if you guys are smart enough. Oh my god. You gotta watch this one. There's nothing that you can understand that I can't understand. That's Oh, bro. That is not true. About What about Hey. Hey. Hey. Look at me. Look at him. Nothing. He has glasses. What about He has glasses. I'm 50. He has glasses. So, like, look at his knuckles. This has nothing to do with I'm I'm with I don't know about you. Just attacking him. No. We're secretly No. That's that's it. That's wisdom. You don't know about shaving. It's wisdom. Age, Doug. Gray knuckles? Whatever. Yeah. No. But, anyway, whatever. So, go ahead. As I see this Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wolf got a hold of it. Chrisleya dot com. Is that how Wolf got it? Chrisleya dot com? Yeah. He went to Chris. And it just came in the mail and I was like, Wilford Griffin. How did I was like, how did you get this? Some life rips words? Yeah. I was like, wait a minute. How do you have, his first words are chrystalia.com? More life rips. Speaking of which, I'll be in New York. I'll be in Denver. I'll be in a bunch of different places. Go to chrystalia.com. Oh, that's our little we made the playroom in that little foyer area. Oh, nice. Yeah. He loves it. That's so cute. You don't understand how much that warms my heart. That's so cute. How you know what? It's it's it was crazy. Oh. That's the best. There we go. That's the one he's waiting for. That's so annoying for you, and I love Oh my god. Soaks. And then, you know, you wanna be a good dad, so I just have to, like Yeah. Yeah. I just have to go, bro. Oh, bro. Bossy decided to get into violins, and he came home with a violin. It's so loud. Oh. Did you do the thong song on it? But a violin is like, yeah. Do your thing, dude. Hey. It could be worse. It could be dry. Is funny. You know what's interesting about this? Is I can sit oh, yeah. Hell yeah. I like it when you make a booty go. This is the video. The, this is what is this s**t? First of all Yeah. That's Boston right there. But no. First of all, what a pull from you. Just instantly, you go to the violin. Alright. Let's take a break, y'all. This ain't the little itty bitty tiny ball. We're talking about the Super Bowl is here. Getting in on all the action at DraftKings Sportsbook and official sports betting partner of Super Bowl fifty nine. 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Boyd in Ontario. New customers only. Bonus bets expire one hundred sixty eight hours after issuance. For additional terms and responsible gaming resources, see dkng.co/audio. You know, I was thinking about this. Thank you. But I was thinking about this. I watched your Kristen put it on and I go, oh, who you telling? I know. I have to walk into Rachel watching stand up specials. I know. I know. The the stand up on the spot. Right? With Jeremiah. He he does that show. Right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I watched your stand up on the spot. Right. And I'm watching it and, you know, I I I don't watch stand up. Neither do I. I just don't. But Kristen loves it and and that's awesome and she's watching it. And, That's why she made you. And I'm like, babe, you got yeah. I'm like, babe, you gotta why do we have to watch this? And she's like like she's like she's like, I don't, but you weren't here. You were in the other room and you came in and I'm like Oh, I have the same shirt on. This this man this the old one. That's not the one that you, that's not the one that I was looking for. That's I have my four shirt. I'm 50. But, she's watching it and I'm like, babe, I don't wanna watch it. You know, the show's two hours. I'm like, I and she's like, I I just saw your friends are on and I wanted to watch she wanted to watch Rick Glassman and and you. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Yeah. And so I'm like, oh, that's fine. I'll watch you, you know, because you're my bud and I've never seen this show. And, you I'm watching it and and and you're you're you're so good at it. Okay? Now you're so you're a top notch comedian. I look fat. Alright? You're a top notch comedian. Brandon, go ahead. I gotta get back to it. I think I'm good. See this, I'm like, oh. But you don't think about but you don't think about just f**king wear black. You know what I mean? But but you're so good at it. And it's because of I was thinking about this because I was watching you. A lot of the things that people were yelling out are things that we've just talked about and you already have a take on. There is the reps. Do you know what I'm saying? Oh, right. Right. Right. Yeah. Some of them wasn't. Some of it you were coming up with on the spot, which was which is very impressive. But if you're dude, they're gonna yell something out where you don't have a hard take. But my point is That that was almost an insult. Almost. Almost. No. No. I'm just saying. It's like we cover so much s**t. You always have a hot take. I always say, like, Eminem, people are so impressed with when he was coming up with, like, how do you figuring how are you figuring out what rhymes in the moment? He already knows what rhymes. Yeah. He already has a database of it. It's kinda like that. And even if you're gonna they're gonna throw something up that's new that you haven't thought about yet, it's a version of what of something you've thought about before. Right? So Alright. And I was just I was so impressed with watching you and the way you were doing that from a comedian standpoint. Like, I was like, wow. This is really good. This is a top notch person doing this. Right? It it really is. It really is. And and I was You know how you take it for granted? I don't mean to interrupt you. Take it for granted because we're always around around each other. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sure. Of course. But I I I say to I say to Kristen, I say, like, this is this is an example of a really good comedian who can do this. And he's just a comedian that is obsessed with it and wants to be funny all the time. And, it it was interesting seeing you make connect those dots and I was like, I bet, like, he he just has the like you said, there was one thing you said, like like the thong song. Like I said Right. Like, I just have that in my head and I know the way it sounds. When you say violin, I go, oh, and I pick from what's violin? Don't tell me. But, like, you were that's what you're doing when you're on stage there. But you know what? Sometimes with that thing too, sometimes, like, you get a suggestion. And I know in my mind, this is what I do sometimes. I already I I I don't care what the suggestion is. I'm I know that I wanna talk about I'll I'll find a small bridge Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Of course. Jump over to To jump over to something else. Yeah. Of course. Of course. And then and then people make it. You know what I mean? Yeah. Of course. Of course. Just like that. I mean, what I'll say this though. Something that the Internet Pacoima is what you said. You know that that's funny. You know that that's funny. You just said it because it's something something about Mexicans and you're like, yeah, from Pacoima. And and it was something and I was like, that's so funny because Pacoima isn't in my database. I I would say, you know, I would say something else, Riverside, whatever. But, like, you it's that's what's in your database. And I was like, that's so interesting because you already know that's funny. It's not like you're thinking of, oh, where are Mexicans from? You already know that. So you go Mexican boom. And it was just really interesting to see. But anyway, it was a high level comedian doing that, and it was really fun to watch. And and and and and it is and let me tell you something, dude. Suck them off. There are not you know, I didn't watch any of the other guys, but that is the it it I I I I wanna make this a point to say this. I did not watch anyone else. I watched you and but it's gotta be that show has to fall flat a lot. Right? You know, that you do What they don't show is that Okay. You do set. It's not live. Right? You do a set. Okay. I thought it might be. No. I thought it might be. I don't know. They do s**t live all the time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But it's but it's just like improv though. Got it. Yeah. You know, when you see improv Yeah. It's it's, you know, you're gonna because not because there are very good comedians that can't do that. No. Yeah. No. So it's just so and my point is But what I was saying is, like, the thing too about, like, the the crowd works, you know, world that we're in right now, the only thing about it that is, like, you know, hard what what what it makes it hard for some comedians, but they don't realize is once you put that out into the world, now you can't do that again. Right. Yeah. You know? Because what because before that, sometimes there is crowd work you just have in your head. Yeah. I used to do some old classics. Yeah. Because it's like a a girl that, like, it won't shut up. Right. Yep. And she, like, you know, I have a whole thing for that. Of course. Right. You know what I mean? That it's just like, she gonna be crying in the parking lot Yeah. Type of thing. Right. You know? Yeah. You get one of those. You get one of them. Post it. Yeah. You post it. And you know what? Oh, he's gonna do the thing. You know what? No. No. You can you can still do it. You just can't post it again. You can still do it. Right. Right. Right. Right. I know what that'll be. But if people become a fan, they can't Yeah. They know. Yeah. Oh, he's doing it. You know? They just say that. You think about it. Like I did a what did I do? Yeah. I I but, honestly, I I did think that, and then I actually like now the fact that if I'm on stage and somebody does something similar to something I've already done crowd work wise and I've already posted it Mhmm. I try to think, okay, what else is there? Yeah. Right. That's what I'm saying. So so it's good for you. No. No. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know. I know. That's what I'm saying. But I sometimes I see, like, when you watch, like, say, a crowd work comedian Right. Right. And you watch him all the time, you go, oh, he's not disciplined. I see what he's doing. Yeah. But I've also heard that one before. Is this the crowd work trend kinda going away? I don't see it as much. It's so It is going on. I don't see it as much. We're not Which I think is a good thing. You know what though? It's it the thing is there like I said, there's a very few comedians that can do it at a high level. Right? And, you know, there's guys like you, there's guys like Matt Matt Rife, the guys that can really do it. Alright? After that, there is a huge drop off. And there are many and and and and and it's terrible. I know, but the thing that is what you don't see anymore, but you do see it from people who are making an effort. So, like, they have, like, a crew. Like, you'll see crowd work now. Like, like, like, Trevor Wallace. Like, you'll have, like this is obviously you know, he's he's he's got a crew with him. Yeah. But, you know, Matt has a crew with him. He's got two guys. Cameras and s**t. Yeah. Cameras and stuff. You have the guys that follow you. That's why I like Chris' more because you're not going like, there's certain comics where I I'm like, alright. Here he goes doing crowd work. This is his thing. This is his tool. This is what he does. And then yours, like, you posted one where the guy was hammered, dude. Hammered. And you were in the bit, and then it turned into crowd work where it wasn't great. I don't You know how guys are going out there, like, alright. Who can I pick on? Hi. Yo. Where are you from? Where are you? You feel it out, you know? But that's what I'm saying, though. But I liked yours because the guy was happy. The same thing though. Yelled something weird out? Yeah. Yeah. But you have Yeah. You have some guys, though. I mean, that's the thing. Yeah. Just in case it happens. Right. Yes. The people that are That's the thing. But you're not but it's not I am not trying that. No. No. But that's what I'm saying though is that the other people, they just think they could put their phone on a tripod in the back of the room Yes. And they're gonna create something. No. No. This is like a business matter. Right. Right. And so if you don't treat it as such, you sound it's gotta be good. Step your game That's that's what that's what you first started to podcast. Right. People are like, I'll just set up in my bedroom. Like, good luck, man. Yeah. Good luck. Yeah. Yeah. But so, that's why I have this guy. What's his name? Brian Johnson. Brian's gonna come out to my place. I have a extra room, and I'm gonna Yeah. That's what you want. Oh, nice. Professional. My reference with Griffin. I'm gonna have like a real, you know. Yeah. I mean because the audience isn't gonna take you serious. It's like, he's just doing his pajamas and the background's his bed. I do wonder though because everything is Is that Casey? Or Yeah. I know. I thought that too. There there is a there is a thing about, it being overproduced. Right? Like Less is more, I think. The charm of Yes. Certain DeStefano. He's just sitting on a couch with holding the microphone. Like, that's obviously produced, but it's it's got this charm of, like, we're just guys doing this. It's not really Well, I think a better example is like Tim Dillon. You know? That's a whole studio. That's a big fancy studio. What do you mean? No. The studio's fancy was just him and one producer, and then he's just ripping. He's going. Yeah. Yeah. But, again, but the the presentation is still very much like I guess I'd go to grow I'd go to grow in the But then there was that would be like, Sugar, your mom's house has 20 employees. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know what? Like, there's a difference. Well well, right. Right. And and that's a whole operation and Like, there's a running gun and then there's like Tom's like a entertainment branch. I just I just wonder I wonder at what point is, like you know, there's so many podcasts out there. There's so many people and just, like I mean, I saw one the other day where it was just, like I I didn't even know I honestly didn't even know if it was a real podcast or just clips online that looks because some people pretend like they have a podcast. Yeah. You know that? Yeah. They're just like Nicklaus Tones. But And I'm like, is this real? And there was just two women talking, and I'm like I'm out. This is so uninteresting. But it was so uninteresting. Wait. Hey. No. No. No. I mean, two Chain stock. No. Stop. How I find that is I just walk in on Rachel watching one of her podcasts, and I'm just like, what is this one? Am I Duchess speaking to her? These girls. Yeah. Last night, Rachel was watching a podcast, and it was the girl I forgot her name, but she was on blackish, the wife on blackish. Okay. She's sitting there, and she's talking about shoes Right. With these other girls. Right. It's all about shoes. Mhmm. There's also There's an audience for that. That's what's cool. Yeah. Yeah. Well, no. That's that's great. I You know? That's not what I'm talking about. Tracy Ellis Ross. If there's an audience for it, that's great. I'm talking about, hey. Let's start a podcast. People who do that. Yeah. That's the majority of people. I understand. But some of the over pot produced podcasts, like King of Sting was the most produced podcast I've ever been involved in. Like, that took so much work, man. It was so much fun. Would you agree with that, Nick? Like, the graphics, animation, fan calling That was funny. Timing. I used to watch that and be like, what do they do? That was all it looked good, but it was like all Nick. Yeah. And, like, we do the roast section. The people that would do that. Like, put the animation in the middle of the episodes, I think, like, stuff they talked about and it was animated within the episode was, like, ahead of its time. Game changer. Yeah. But I think that I I don't I don't wanna use the word overproduced because I think Back then, it was, though. I know. I know. I know. But I think people prefer it. Mhmm. I I think the peep do. People yes. Yeah. It's the reason why, you know, Hollywood's never gonna go away. Effort. You know? People people want Yes. Exactly. Yeah. Quality. People want quality and effort. Agree. I guess so. Yeah. Sort of with the word overproducing See, but I think I think bad, but no. Because I think Why don't you mean it as bad, really? No. No. No. No. But, I mean, I think it's a negative connotation. Yeah. When you're looking at a podcast, you just go, like, even if you're looking like, why you know, they got us what do you got, like, all this? Mhmm. I think that this adds something to as opposed to being in his garage. Agree. But then, also, I I think Yeah. The trend we're going on with social media, I think the less more organic does better. Yeah. More organic is better. Doing so much Yeah. Overproduced s**t. Like, if it looks like an ad, even if it's not, if it's just whatever Yeah. A day, you know, you're you're in f**king Corona. Right. It's gonna perform better, I think, if it's more natural and not come out two days later and overproduce. But you're talking about performance. I mean, no matter you can have all this, but if you don't have the right talent, it's not gonna work. Oh, of course. Somewhat but what I'm saying is Right. I still think that even with, like, you know, mediocre talent and a lot of effort Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You can oh, yeah. Yeah. I think that will do bet that that will do just as well. Well, that's why I think Will Smith, that's why he took over because you got a extremely talented dude. He had a Way overproduced. Way overproduced. But But I mean, if you're gonna talk because he that's But the views were No. No. Of course. Because he's Will Smith. Yeah. I mean, that's why that's why all NBA players are involved in podcast now. Because they're like, hold on. You tell me I can make this amount of money just sitting, talking s**t with my boys? And there's some great pocket see, when you're famous like that Yeah. Okay. Then it adds a level to it that you're like, oh, this is great. We get to watch. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. Is that Kevin Durant talking about? Listen to Michael Jordan talk for two hours. As a kid, I was like, what? So this is like so I think that that's That's how it is. That's all I watched. Congratulations. That's oh, god. Yeah. That's a whole different level of, like, you know, the who who is You agree with me? Nice. Nah, man. But that's why you win that one podcast with, Jason Bateman and, you know, those guys. And the girls from The Office, you know, they they're they're more successful now than they were when they went on the audition. Well, think about that. I don't watch podcasts about shows. Well, think about the like, Dax Shepard. They shouldn't exist. Oh, he's in other ones. He's like, he he he did well in Hollywood. This show existed. Watch the show. Yeah. Sure. His but his podcast, like, he's making so much money. He's more famous now for that. For sure. God bless. And before he was, like, just Chris and Bell's husband, his podcast crush is God bless, dude. God bless. God bless. Yeah. I think the good production making it, like, shiny just if you come across it randomly, you stay there for, like, an extra second. Yeah. I agree. I agree. But, like, I list this is, like, a podcast I listen to every week. Oh, yeah? This guy's in Spain. They're both handicappers, and it's on Zoom, and I watch it every week. The production does not matter. And that's it's my job. But you listen to but you you're fired. But you but you see, I don't watch podcast. I only listen. I'm I only listen. So I don't give a f**k what your YouTube looks like. All I do is listen to audio. As long as your audio is correct, there's some podcasts to listen to. Friends of mine, I'll call them, like, dude, their audio is brutal, man. It's echoing. It's like, really? I'm like, yes, dude. I know. But the YouTube, I'm like, I I know that's the trend. I'm telling you, focus on your f**king audio. Yeah. So that's the Audio is I hate it. Audio is don't get it twisted. Audio is still king. On the podcast, audio is king. Yeah. It just is. So, you want to go up this road here and get to the roundabout. You take a left and then you go past Murphy's house. Do you know the Murphy's? Very young lad, Sean. I think he's over in London now. Oh, yeah. You look FPD doesn't stand for frustratingly bad directions. FPD stands for support. We support van drivers in Ireland with up to 75% off new van policies. FPD Insurance support. It's what we do. Can't miss it. Once you pass there, a little terrier will start to chase you. And once he gives up, you should be there. 75% off based on five years no claims discount. Terms and conditions apply. Underwritten by FPD Insurance PLC. FPD Insurance Group Limited, trading as FPD Insurance, is regulated by the Central Bank of Ireland. Have you guys seen, Phil Henley? He's a Canadian. I I used to when I I work at Acme Comedy Club in Minneapolis, and he does crowd work the whole time, but he's he's really good at and he obviously has bits there set up, but it's like What everyone does? It's a it's a whole This is him? Yeah. Okay. This one. What's that? I'm a woman. Is that your boyfriend that you're with? I'm a woman. What's that? I'm a woman. Yeah. The the dude you're with is a That's not something. Oh, okay. Cool. You're great at answering questions. I I knew you were a well, I don't see gender, Seattle, but I did you think I didn't think you were a woman? Yep. Oh, no. I thought I knew you were a woman. Okay. Good. Cool. Wow. Thank you for trying to f**king derail my career. I'm like, I like your vest. She's like, I'm a woman. Alright. No one didn't think you were a woman till you said that. Now everyone's suspicious. Alright. It was such an odd reaction. You were so confrontational. We didn't meet on the internet. You didn't meet on the Internet. Okay. Have we already talked to him? Where did you guys meet? Okay. Wow. What, It's just basic, but he's funny. He's got like a bit he always goes, oh, okay. Oh, okay. Oh, that's funny. What a great What a That was hilarious. Funny. That s**t is so funny. But that what the f**k was that? Trying to derail my career. Who's that? Phil, Phil Hamley. Yeah. Yeah. He was he was a model. Oh, wow. And it doesn't look like it from there. That didn't work out? Oh, are they all set on white guys being models? Nick, that MMA podcast shows too, why do you like that over the other ones? They're just both, like, proven winning cappers. Oh, so it's a betting podcast? Yeah. But the guy in Spain is also really f**king Well, break it down? He's he's he's funny too. I don't know. Yeah. It's interesting to see well, whatever. This let's All I listen is MMA podcast. What are we talking about? Oh, yeah. MMA. Yeah. MMA and then Rogan. That's about it. I don't I've I listen oh, I listen to Armchair, expert. I listen Matt Shepherd's great. I wanna I haven't watched the cat cat on Theo yet. There's this one It's awesome. There's one clip that I saw that I was like, oh, I that reminds me I have to watch. I have when he they're talking about Black Ducks. It's so f**king funny. Yeah. I have seen besides crime podcasts, I've seen zero podcasts. Oh. I have not listened to any other comedy podcasts. Watch that podcast. Why? Because there's two guys that make s**t up the best. But this is why it's but this is why it's but this is why it's great because Kat Williams rarely breaks character and, like, acknowledges other comics. Like, he just does his thing. He's a f**king tidal wave. Yeah. Yeah. Theo's so talented, he breaks them several times. Oh, really? Where he's like he has a back up. He's like, bro. And he's like laughing his a*s off. Yeah. I wanna watch it. Yeah. It's, yeah. I I mean, look. You know, they're both very funny. Just the just this clip, the first fifteen seconds. I cut it. Very proud. Okay. Let's see. What about Bill Cosby? You ever get to meet him or before he had all the problems? Deal getting thick. Is being a rapist one of the problems? Sorry. Sorry. Is being a rapist one of the problems? Dude, that's with him. Jesus Christ. Yeah. They're They're both about cartoons. Yeah. Yeah. They're so both of them are so extreme. There was a lady in there, fixing Kat's tassels on his jacket before. She was just, like, making sure they were straight before they started. It was so funny. She, like, she's, like, looking in the camera and tilted his hat. Oh my god. It's it's Larry, like, in Chappelle when he's, doing making a band, and he has them, like Yeah. Do you guys carry them? That's literally kind of the vibe when he walked in. Wow. Those are two originals. Yeah. How, wow. Oh, God. Wow. How how is, how old is Kat right now? How old is Nobody knows. He's like a Cuban boxer. No. He's probably It says 53. I was about to say. He's five. That was in your database. You you you know about that. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? It's funny. That's my ride. It's his Alright. What's this? Someone did, some Disney characters reanimated with AI Woah. As real people. Oh my god. There's some fun ones. There's Woody, Daphne. That would suck. That looks like for SDM. Who? UFC fighter. Fighter. Woody's the best one. Oh, okay. Oh, wow. It's Eric. Yeah. High level comedy right here. High level comedian. That's that was it. That was the whole thing. And then this guy. Oh, that's a good that's good. John Goodman was was such a bada*s. Yeah. He he was great. He was perfect. So good. So my favorite movies. And Halle Berry and that? Dude, take my money, bro. First boner, really, for John Goodman. I think that that that one right there, how it says that's just Steve Harvey for the other one is funny. It's a comment right there. It'd be funny if it was real people. This is one of the greatest movies ever. No. It's so good. No. No. Because the kitten all holds up too. Oh, no. It doesn't. Halle Berry is so ridiculous in this. Yeah. She's hot. So you know the you know the Flintstone car just sold at an auction. I think it was Meekum just sold the actual from the movie if you're into that stuff. No. Okay. Moving on. That's just rich people that when you it's just like Joe Burrow buying the Batmobile. He did that. You know what? It's not even street legal. When somebody gives you you you you get, like, 40,000,000 you got $40,000,000. Street legal. Yeah. You can't even drive in a street. All this f**king dollar. He bought that. That's $3,000,000. How can he make it street legal? He bought it. I don't know if you can. Then what are you gonna do? That's gonna be one of those purchases where he goes, oh. Oh, damn. Oh, no. It's like Nicolas Cage with a T Rex head. Yeah. But he's so he's got a lot of money, obviously. But he's still he's too young to be buying this shoe. No. He has all the money. Even still. Right? Yeah. He's one of the greatest. Yeah. He's so good. He just signed a really big deal. $55,000,000 a year. Guaranteed. Okay. He's better than Patrick Mahomes this weekend. Okay. Got a $3,000,000 Batmobile that's not gonna do any I mean, that's Yeah. I think. I I guess. I mean, I guess, it's the kind of thing, like, every time somebody comes to your house Yeah. Like, no matter why they're there Let's see the Batmobile. You have to no. You have to say to them I gotta get my money's worth. Do you wanna see my Batmobile? You go, what? Yeah. I have a remember Dark Knight? Let me show you. You wanna take her around the block? And if you keep seeing Dark Knight, f**k. You gotta see it. Anyway, this is from that. Yeah. We gotta watch it first. I would have it playing. You know what? Let's watch it, then we'll take it for a second. I would have TVs in the garage with that movie just on loop. Nonsense. Okay. I like this. That's it? That's it? And it's on the screen right now. So that's from the movie. Anyway And there'd be a frame picture of Heath from his hair. I have that now. Like, I bought it some of his hair too. There it is. There it is. Really weird. Yeah. Really really weird to do that. Alright. If he never drives, it'll probably never lose value, like, collector's item. Right? Yeah. Yeah. Some rich guy will Yeah. %. It's already $3,000,000, though. And they're they had 10 of them. It's the movies. Yeah. It's kinda cool because it's actually functional, and it actually has a badass engine. Most of the movies, like, the the cars you see in Fast and Furious are just they're like shells. They look cool and there's no engine. There's no Right. But but it's funny because it's it's not street legal. It's like, even if it was, what you gonna do? Go to f**king Vons with it. It would be like, there's Joe Burrow. Yeah. But what do you wanna do? Like like, I wanna go to one of those dumb auctions Mhmm. Where it's just a bunch of rich people in the crowd. I just I just wanna stay I wanna be like the the the old guy from Muppets just up watching, commentating on these people doing what they're doing because That's funny. It's the kind of thing where, you know, there'd be like it would be something like this. It would be something like, you know, the first iPhone. Yeah. You know? And it's like, you know, start to bidding at a hundred and 75,000. And there's just people in the crowd with so much money. Eric. They did and it's not even about the thing. Now it's about, like, oh, I have to beat him. It's a busy Yeah. Yeah. No. There was a car there. 25,000,000. I'm like, take the money. Sell it. Yeah. The guy was like, nah. I'm good. I'm like and I just in my head, I'm like, I wonder what he does. Crazy. And then I was Jesus. I was sitting next to a dude who in I'm Jesus Christ. In a ten minute period bought 9,000,000 worth of cars. It was just like and didn't give a f**k. Well, that's what I'm saying. Just like, I'll take it. You got so much money. Has a bed there just sleeping. There's probably, like, there's probably, like, secret secret auctions too where it's, like, you know, by people. Humans. Yeah. Yeah. How binding is bidding? I'd like to I I always wondered that. What do you mean? Just go and bid Just go f**k people out and piss them off? What if you're tired? No. Because you do have You're tired. You have to get cleared before. You have to get a clear credit before Hundred million. In order to bid on the big boys. And and then also what's dope about Meekum is there there's a reserve. So if it doesn't so let's say that Porsche Mhmm. He wanted 40,000,000. Mhmm. If it doesn't reach 40, he gets it back. Right. At Barrett Jackson, there's no reserve. So it goes for whatever. So let's say that Batmobile is worth 3,000,000. If you have Bear Jackson and people only bid a hundred thousand, you're selling that b***h for a hundred thousand. You're losing a ton of money. Oh. So I make it much better. Mhmm. Well, yeah, for the for the seller. For the seller. Yeah. Yeah. But, you know, all we know of this is, like, movies. You know? We don't mean I've never, like, I've never I've never been to anything like that. They're so dope. It's so cool. Because you see on TV, like, 5,000,000, 10 million, 20 million. But outside TV, there's a bunch of regular s**t and tents back to that. You can get $10, 10 dollars. You can get $10. We got $12, 12 dollars. Oh, sold for $10. But I would I would wanna see a room where it's like it's Bezos Yeah. Elon Musk, somebody from Saudi Arabia. Mhmm. You know? Yeah. What's his name? Like, they're collections? No. No. They're just in a they're there. They wanna one up each other. Yeah. Yeah. And and then, you know, somebody's like, it's the original it's the original oops button, the first oops button from Chris De Lea. They're so rich they're so rich that this is their thing where they they add it the price and go. That's it. And they go, okay. It's 45,000,000. I say 40,000,000. Do I agree? He goes, hey, mister Bezos for 40,000,000. Yeah. Those guys just blinking. Oh, it doesn't matter. Yeah. Sure. I'll do it. Those guys that go $20.20 $25.25. Like, talk to the guy. I'm like, how'd you even get started? He's like, my dad did it. Oh, yeah. Of course. His dad did it. Yeah. He's like, it's a family tradition. He's like, we started with cows. Dude, there's nothing for sale. What is the most expensive thing on the planet? That's what I wanna know. Probably Christie's thing. Well, it's it's the What's the most expensive? Royal jewels. The royal jewels. They're not for sale, but that's the most valuable thing on the planet. The royal jewels. But are they? Like, that's what I'm saying. They're priceless. The most expensive thing that's for sale? Like, that's what I'm saying. If you're a guy if you have $20,000,000,000, there's literally nothing that you can't buy because Countries. But it's not for sale. Some are for sale. Some are well, America is. Right? Humans. Somebody said this joke where I'd be like, at what point Oh my god. The most expensive Oh, here you go. Object in my history is a $4,800,000,000 yacht. What? What is what is it? The most expensive house is 532,000,000. Wow. See, this is by But how can a f**k And that's not even a lot if you have these some of these really, you know, super rich people. Most expensive a thing. Yeah. Teams teams. Yeah. But those are like, it's so hard to get into, like, you even if you're super rich, you can't just buy a team. Dude, that thing said whole thing. It said statistically, the most expensive thing is earth. It'd be valued at quadrillions of dollars. Oh, wow. You know what I'm saying? Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Take it. Antimatter? Hold on. Woah. 62,000,000,000,000 per gram. Who could buy that? Nobody. No one. Okay. Well, there you go. You'd have to honestly steal it. Yeah. And everyone would know because you can't sell it at a pawnshop. What is it? Antimatter. It's called the Do they know? You would have like this? That's the that's the plot of despicable me. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's all that is. A gram of anti you know how much this is? Dude, you know how many f**king Do we wanna make we wanna make bank? Do you have any fires? No. No. No one can afford it. Three guys wanna go in on it. They still can't do it. I would say, like, if if Elon Musk lost his wallet Mhmm. And you found it. Mhmm. How much could you spend before he noticed Not not none. I mean, a few dollar, you know, it was just because we credit cards, couldn't have cash, and then so, like, if someone steals my wallet's happened on Amex, they're the best. Just call, like, put a freeze on the card. Yeah. And any charge that came through in the last two hours, and they just argue it, and I don't I don't even Yeah. Didn't discipline me. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think you would notice. So you make up for all the times you got f**king had. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm still waiting on those tricycles. Wow. Doesn't count. Those don't count. I know. Yeah. I don't know. I I got, I mean, I've been wanting to talk about this since we started talking about football, and I still this conversation has been going. I got Kristen got Kristen got NFL Blitz, the arcade game. Oh my god. I was I would say marry her, but you did. Yeah. I did. What a great game. They swing them around. It's so awesome. Wardell Stewart's so good in that game. It's so awesome. Wait. They don't have actual players in that game, though. Did they eventually? You got the the mobile one. Well That's fine. Yeah. Did they make players in it? She got it for Dreamcast. No. No. They had their numbers and they were the same players. They might have had a look. You know who they are. Oh, okay. Anyway When there's a 55 on the Chargers, that's junior Sam. Got it. Yeah. Yeah. He shot himself in the heart. So there's a How dare you? Yeah. He he, anyway, we got it for cheap. And it's one of the anyway, I've been arcade? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Been playing with Calvin, and it's it's it's really f**king funny. It's really funny. He gets so frustrated. But has he played, like, PlayStation five? No. No. No. This is the first video he's got. Because my kids are used PlayStation five. They have the arcades here. They come in, like, what the f**k? Yeah. I know. I know. Arcades. Like, these graphics suck. I'm just a big box. But but but and they do suck, but it's it's fun. Way fun. Yeah. It's fun. It's fun. What's this one? Oh, great game. I love this game. I love this game. It's just a version of NBA Jam, but for football. Like, that's Drew Brees. Right? Right. But it doesn't say it. Got it. So it's got the number. Oh, it does say it. Yeah. They have names. Or maybe they maybe they did have it then. I can't play football. Chris, like, this number 20 for the lines is good at running. Oh, man. Barry Sanders? Yeah. They do have that. That's Bill Ronel. Can you see how much better the graphics are today? Yeah. I know. It's crazy. But that's so fun. But it doesn't mean they're better. Well, no. It means they're better. It doesn't mean there's more fun. Well, they're not more fun. Yeah. Yeah. That that mean this Like like Tiger likes the old stuff that I like. Like, we we recently bought GI Joe and Power Rangers, and the graphics are like like that and he loves it. They're video video games. I've never seen those. Yeah. What the f**k is that? The big heads. Big heads. This is an NBA jam. That's a special code. Oh, I know. Raiden's sick. I don't think I've ever played with the big heads. That's kinda stupid. You just jam all the buttons to get the codes, and then someone accidentally puts in no codes after you Oh, really? Like, yeah. You just jam them then that would always come up on accident. I want I I I, anyway, she got that for her because, you know Great pickup by Kristen. Wow. Yeah. Move of the week. Calvin will only play if we're the same team. What What do you mean? He was like, okay. I'll be who do you want me to be? He's like, you beat Arizona Cardinals. And I was like, and who do you wanna be? He'd be whoever you want. He says, Arizona Cardinals. And I'm like, well, buddy, you pick a different team. No. I wanna be the same team. So we play each other as the same team no matter what team. Bills. Be the Buffalo Bills, I'm a be the Buffalo Bills. He doesn't want excuses on either side. I don't want he says to me afterwards, I don't want you to say that it's because of the team afterwards. But you know what you know what they have now? They they have a option we can make make teams equal. So I'll play t I'll play t n NCAA and beat the breaks off of them. But he'll pick, like, you know, f**king FIU, and I'll pick Georgia. And I'm like, dude, I'm gonna crush it. Pick a different team. He's like, no. Watch this. And he just clicks it. It's like equal teams, and then everyone's rating goes down. I'm like, this is lame. I guess that's kinda cool, though. Yeah. Look that. I like the graphics on the left better. Yeah. That's how long he's been in the NBA. Oh, wow. Wow. That that's so on the right is a video game? That looks like That's NBA live. Amazing. Look at the left, dude. Yeah. Look at how f**king atrocious it looks on us. That's crazy. Look at the time, though. It's almost racist. Look at how straight up his shoulders are. Like, he's got the coat hanging on. Dude, look at his head. Yeah. I mean, you can't even see Cleveland. Look at look. Unbelievable. I mean, look at his is that hair? I would argue those times were better. Well, but, you know, for us, we didn't have f**king s**t that that stressed us out too. We were just playing. It wasn't like we had bills and s**t. We were just like, dude, what? This is crazy. What is this? This is Microsoft Flight Simulator. This is crazy. Those graphics are fantastic. I don't like flight simulators. Never played one. There's you know, there's like goat simulator. Do you know about this one? What do you mean? There's like goat. You could be a goat? Yes. That's so stupid. You can be a goat and just And just wander, bro. Oh, wow. People love it. You know, I would be a flight summoner then the next thing you know, I would just wanna, like, crash into things. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Look at look at it. Look. Oh, wow. Look, you're just a goat. Look, in a pool, just chip. Oh, what the f**k? Oh, you can be a painkiller. Oh, a different a Minecraft goat. Look at oh. Hell, yeah. Oh, you got that back goat. I don't like how they bastardized it the goat simulator with other animals. I don't like it either, honestly. I want it to be pure This is looking like GTA or something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Goat. Yeah. Goat causing havoc? When does that come out? I can't wait for that to come out. I'm just tired of the we got this before GTA or whatever. Yeah. You know. It's gonna be the biggest game ever. They should only be goats. I agree with you, Nick. I'm a purist. I'm a Goat Simulator purist. Goat Simulator remastered. Yeah. This is the kind of thing you Hunter? You open up a world for people that they Yeah. You know, that you're like, oh, I didn't know this was a thing. So people that are into, like, farm games. I know. Right. You're just kinda like, wait. What are you talking about? The Sim There has to be. How is there not honestly, why is there not why is there not a game called for real. Why is there not a game called f**king? And you can just get pussy, bro. They have those now. No. No. No. No. But but but but no. It should be more popular, bro. I'm saying there needs to be a f**king company, a legit company that makes, you know, whatever they call it. And you could go out and you get laid. It they didn't do it right. There's a game like that, though, and it was based off your decisions if you got laid or not. I was way too young to play that. Do it better. They need to do it better. You remember you remember Sim City? It it was fun. And then when the city got going, you had to, like, figure out, like, the Of the f**king You know, put some you know, put oh, f**king get me to come, bro. Come here. You didn't put the code in. X y x y x y. No. Don't do a cheat code. Did anyone Don't do cheat code. You don't wanna get mad. What? Sim City? Yeah. That was f**king so fun. It was until it got too serious. They had to figure out, like No, dude. You're like, I don't wanna worry about racial issues. I'm 12. I'm 12. I didn't worry about zoning. No. There's like I have to put a 12. Oh my god. There's a handicap area that I have to do. I just wanna put a f**king You have to have a ramp? Amusement parking. I don't care about the trans issues in the bathroom. Yeah. Actually, that's what all woke people should have to do. Play Sim City? Play Sim City and then That's hilarious. And they give them woke issues, and all of a sudden they're like, well, wait a second. How do I Everything's on fire. Oh, I'm gonna lose all my money if I do this. We're not making any money. Publican. Yeah. Sim City was stressful. It was. You put in the theme park. Oh, like, you're losing money. I'm like a big piece of s**t if that's your thing, though. This is Roller Coaster Tyc**n, which is, like, just basically Sims take it out. I played this, but not Sim. Okay. City. Sim similar thing? I thought you played You'd have to increase the cost of, like, popcorn. I've had a Sim City one that, like, I got into it so much that I remember I started spending money. And then and then I was like, oh, I can't do this anymore. Yeah. You know what I mean? They take so the thing with these games, what they do is they make it it makes it they make it like, it takes so long. It's a six month project. It didn't take you so long that they make you wanna go, complete it. Look at the nightmare that would be if you were there in one of those not particularly that one, but my god. Some of the roller coasters. You just have to turn them on? Oh my god. Give give them electricity? You see Sim City, Nick. I played Sim City, you know, for a brief time and it was f**king funny s**t though. It got too serious. Yeah. I I agree. I was a legit governor at 12. You know what's funny is you'll do it. You'll be like, I bet I could run a city. You know what I mean? Better than yourself. I know that. So yeah. This was so is this an old one? Yeah. Yeah. This is an old one. Yeah. That's what I've played. Yeah. That's it. Yeah, dude. Look at that thing. Go wrong if I don't enter don't figure out every single move I do. Nah. Like That's who that's who that's who that's. So, go to the so, what do they look like now? What does SimCity look like now, though? It's just like you're it's in your you can do it. You you can make your house. You can make your own house, have your wife there. Set up, you know, winning argument. Look at this. That's crazy. Okay. This is nuts. Hey. It's alright. It's nuts. This is nuts. Yeah. It was nuts. I was like, it's it but there is something, like, I I play Get back into it, Eric. No. I have another game I play that's that that's like This will be fun on Twitch if you're the mayor. It's called, yes. You know, I was talking about Rachel's like, are you what are you doing? You're working on your village? I was like, yeah. I gotta make sure I'm gonna feed my people. Okay. Feed my people. I was like, you're working on your village, you know? Wow. That is Nerdy. Wow. That is so funny. Yeah. So every night, I'm like, you know it's, like, really, like a Yes. I'm working on my village. And then she starts to go, how's your village? You know? And I said, they're good. It's good. We had an uproar. Going well. We said an uproar. We we had some protesters. Do you remember the protesters? Yep. We got attacked. It's honestly not going well, sweetheart. No. No. But I was okay. So We need more guns. No. No. No. No. With DI. Oh, I got I forgot I forgot the name of the the name Of the game? Of the game because I just play it so often. But then they say you join an alliance. Yeah. Well, of course you do. I know, but there's, like okay. So the alliance, they they have these wars against other alliances, and so you have to do it at a certain time. And I'm busy. You know what I mean? Like, you mean in your actual life? Yeah. And so so he misses the So these guys I love I got kicked out of the alliance. Love it. I got kicked out, and I was hitting the at the the guy, you know, he was trying to explain to me, like, he's a guy. You gotta be here at a church. And I was like, bro. Like, I was in I was on stage. Yeah. He said, but you made a commitment. The guy it's Thanksgiving. Oh, wow. I thought it was so crazy that that that I got kicked out of the fire. Getting in the way, bro. Yeah. I was like, these guys were serious. They're so serious. I so what is the Takes a final what is it? Yeah. It does take takes a the time. Like, it's a game, man. I have a kid. Well, that's the thing. It's like, I I I I'm a real life one year old. f**kers have families? I was thinking about that, actually. I was thinking about that because I was looking at I watched this movie called I don't remember what it's called, but it was about park rangers that go, like, kinda off grid into the wilderness and stay for a little and, like, what what what what? What a waste of time. Yeah. Yeah. It was a bad movie. But, but I but I was, like, the the I was with David and my wife and I and and and Jerica, and they were I was like, would you do this? And David was like, oh, yeah. And then Jerica was like, hell yeah. I would do it. And I was like, if I did this, dude, I don't I don't know if I could do this. Like, you're just chilling and, like, that but that's how life used to be, bro. Yeah. You would just be, period. You would be, and there would be trees around. You know what I'm saying? It's just you and him. Oh my god, bro. You would have to adapt. You'd have to adapt. And and I've been watching a bunch of country western movies. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, from the eighteen nineties. I'm like, g*****n. They just sat around and chill. You could do with their downtime because you have to. It was not it seems dope. And if you need to go to the store, it's like, I'll be back in four months. Right. To get some You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. That's when you really get mad and be like, you forgot that. You know what I mean? Oh, f**k. Now turnips. Yeah. You can't just be like, well, I'll just go back and get it. Well, the kids will be dead. Well, it's like that Draka movie. They send him up to Draka for the business transaction signed papers, and he tells his wife, he's like, I'll be back in six weeks. Yeah. Yeah. f**k. Draculea. You better be home sooner than that. Draculea. Oh my god. s**t. And don't forget the orange juice. Stupid b***h. This is a party sim. Or a house party. A raunchy party sim where you can flirt and hook up. That needs to be called f**king pussy. Or f**king or, you know I like f**king wet it up or something. Wet it up? Squirtables. Wop. Here. And by the way, Nick, that is it's like it's Honey AI is what or Honey app. So much, man. f**k yeah, dude. I'm into this game. Oh, he set the tab. And place to listen up. What's up? We're at We're at We're at We're at the wait. What's up, dude? I'll do so much drugs in this game. Just be inspecting a*****e. I see you with He's speeding up. Let him talk. Look at this f**king house. Oh. Oh. Oh. So what I'm in. So what's up? He got really f**ked up in banger. What is it? Nothing. What's this? Oh, this? Afternoon Jazz. Oh, yeah. It's just my algorithm. I've been playing it on the TV and it f**king come on, bro. Game. Good working music. You almost don't want people to, like you don't want give you don't want people to know your you don't want people to know your Social Security number. You don't want to know your address, and you don't wanna know your algorithm. Algorithm trick. Yo. Can I get your algorithm? I don't really tell you like that. Come on, man. Just send me a friend request on Instagram. Just because I I just met you. I got all mine is is, like, f**king soft bodied Tetris and kid s**t now. You think? The algorithm goes, oh, no. Oh, really? You know what I mean? Stuff too. Yeah. Mine is like I keep telling y'all mine is just I'll be telling y'all. Mine is just I'll be like, what is this? Yeah. You know? Send you send and then you if you send one funny trans video, oh, forget it. Oh, bro. So I clicked on I clicked on it. Right. So that's it now. So, like, every like, it's like every the that panel, it'll be like, you know, baby baby panel, and then it'd be like, you know, all trans women that You're like, man. Women's not trans. But then it's like, you like trucks? Oh my god. And you like chicks with dicks? Here's a chick with a dick on a truck. Yeah. No. Right. Right. Right. Crazy. No? Alright. Trans and Transformer. I'll be in spoke oh, Spokane? Oh, yeah. Tacoma, Peoria, Illinois, Dubuque, Iowa. 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