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I want to play the complete works of Jason Mayhem Miller as a cast on the Adam Cole Show. Jason was a staple of the early Joe Rogan Experience famous for Bully beat down his early enemy career. Somewhat parallel to like Gina Carano. Very early money in terms of showing up didn't probably get his full fair shake. Always a very exciting guest. Very funny. Let's go back to his first appearance on Adam Carolla Show 266 from 2010. Jason Mayhem Miller in studio. Get it on. Got to get it on, no choice but to get it on mandate. Get it on. Welcome to the podcast Mayhem Miller, Jason Mayhem Miller. I'm a fan of his. He's from strike force. He doesn't mixed martial arts. He's had a mixed martial background as most guys in mixed martial arts game do. This is boy I got to tell you between a sort of X Games Sport kind of dominating the Olympics and mixed martial arts kind of dominating TV and boxing even. I mean, there's been a couple of good Pacquiao fights, but in general, I'd say the sport is crazy on the rise. And who knows, maybe take as it taken over boxing yet or how did not measure that? You know what? I don't think so. You know, I think what it has done is just gave an entire new audience because like I got a show on MTV Bully beat down that kind of like, I'm not big in at the boxing fans. I'm not saying, Hey, boxing fan, stop watching the sweet science. Come over and watch me. I'm grabbing a whole entire new audience. It's like, guy, it's like kids who were would have been skateboarding back in nineteen ninety six. Right now, they're like going, I want to learn Brazilian jiu jitsu, you know, and that's what's going on. Well, also, you know, it's weird, and you can never explain this to a woman. Like, why would you even want a separate boxing fans in May? Emma Mae fans, they're both fans of two guys in board shorts, beating the crap out of each other. One. One guy's wearing shoes. The other guys are barefoot. Other than that, they like contact sports. They like blood. They like aggression. You know, I mean, all the guys I know who are interested in seeing a big Pacquiao fight or are the same guys who want to see you or Kimbo Slice fight like what you want to see fighting is a sharp edged version of what we do. Like, like the boxing world is a sharp inversion where they're doing this specific rule set where you're only allowed to punch each other. And so it's just that aspect of the fight game. I'm just saying, though, I like porn and softcore porn now, maybe softcore porn is boxing, but I'll still watch it if I'm in a motel. Yeah. But then if some hardcore stuff comes on, I'll probably watch it unless I went to high school with one of the chicks in the softcore, perhaps. So it's kind of like I'd rather watch the hardcore if I don't know anybody in the porn. I want the hardcore. That's me. Absolutely. If I went to high school with one of the chicks, it's in the thing that'd be like a Mike Tyson fight. So you're saying if you went to junior prom with Manny Pacquiao, you're definitely watching. If we went to the Sadie Hawkins dance in the ninth grade, then yeah. So it's it's exactly analogous with the porn, which is I much, yeah, some chick I wanted to screw in high school. She did the softcore and watch it over the strangers. But that is kind of, you know, there is the beauty of the mixed martial arts because when you know, Showtime or even HBO, but sometimes they'll do this of the like on the rise young boxers you've never heard of, you know, kind of from Mexico. You know, there's twenty six fights that night. And I'm not that into it because like, I'm like, I don't know that guy's name. I'd rather see a recognizable face or guy with a record that I was aware of that was in there. And I won't watch a ton of like just sort of unknown fighters, but I will watch unknown MMA guys. The greatest thing that boxing's done as of late is kind of copy the model of mixed martial arts, which is, Hey, you've been to high school with all the ultimate fighter guys. You know why? Because they're on that stupid f**king Ultimate Fighter TV show where you got the guys in the house. It's like a VH one special. And you know what I mean, and they're all pissing on each other's bed and whatnot. Remember that time it that. I hope it gets knocked down for that. So now everyone's been high school with ultimate fighters. You know what I mean? They had that reality show. So what boxing do they went, Hey, f**k this, we're going 24-7. We're going to show you Manny Pacquiao leading up to the fight. So this way, now you're paying attention, now you're lathering up your boner for this hardcore and it's going to be on on Saturday night. I love the 24 seven I even I don't even I'm not even a fan of NASCAR, and I watched a Jimmie Johnson 24 seven and I realize this stuff is done so well and shot so beautifully and edited it so well and scored so well that if they did a twenty four seven on a guy who just worked on a chicken farm and cleaned up the chicken droppings, I would watch five episodes of that. I just with the music pumping and the crazy camera angles and the how would you really shoot? I would hate. How bad would your life be if you're the f**king guy working on a chicken farm score and you're like, All right, let's drop the strings in right here, right? When we show him hitting that bucket of chicken s**t with a snow shovel, but not at a temperature. And how would you like to be? Violinist Yo-Yo Ma spent his entire f**king life as a cellist citizen. What am I f**king playing for chicken feed right now? That's what you want to be, though. You want to be the Yo-Yo Ma of whatever you're doing because you're an amazing guy. And you know, Yo-Yo Ma name and I'm an idiot from the valley and I know the guy's name, but I don't know the second best cello player in the world, and nobody does. There's just one, dude, why do we love, you know, Yo-Yo? I know until something happens to Yo-Yo. I want to help black guy say Yo-Yo Ma. They probably mispronounce it. Like, Tony treated me like yo yo ma. Like, they probably think they're called their mom. You want to talk about them, but guys are way too cool for that. They'll just call Bob. You know what? I'm not. Yeah. Well, it's got one of the yo. And yeah, so your next fight coming up when I have no f**king clue, man. Look, if this is going to be in March or April and I'm just training real hard right now, and I'm going to be like, OK, whatever comes up, it's not. I live in a strange world, you know where it's like, OK, you're going to fight in March or maybe April, but will train just so OK, we promise we're going to pay. So gear a*s on there, you know, like this is how it is. So I mean, there's a difference between training. Let's get back to the porn analogy. Just one second. There's the training you do, the general training you do. And then there's a training for a fight. Yeah, yeah. And I would say the general training is like when they do the gangbang porn and the guys, four or five guys behind in line and he's doing the thing where he's fluffing himself. Yeah, he's got a little hand, got fluff, but he's not going for the finish. He just moving. Keep it loose. Keep the cobwebs off. Keeping the ring rust appropriate for just keep it a little rub. Bring it in the lather going. Yeah, but then once he gets on top of the chick, now that's training. Now he's right. That's training for fight time. Now it's go time. So what you're doing right now is just that little self-love. Yeah, keep a little fluff. Keep the dust off. Yeah. And then three five minute rounds of fluff and then, yeah, I get out of there. Maybe I hit some bits and smack around some of my c**k and then somebody when when somebody says, All right, here's your opponent. Yeah, then you sharp, then you start focusing. Now, everybody, it seems like almost every fighter you talk to goes like, Hey, man, he's going to have to change his game to my game. I got one game and he's going to look after my game, but I'm assuming you train for your guys. If the guy's a ground guy, you don't want to get on the ground with him. If he's if he's a striker, you don't want to stand with it, right? So many different factors. Yeah, yeah. Mixed martial arts. So many different factors. But in general, what I'm going to fight at this level in the game, I know what this guy is going to do. I know what his strengths are, and I have to do the best I can to play to mine. Of course, you know, that's just, you know, it's the same as boxing. It's just on a way like way broader spectrum, you know, like, right, like, you know, this guy got, if you're a boxer, you know, this guy's got a sick job, you have to work the whole time slipping outside his jab and and and come and come back a combination. Or if this guy's outside fighter, you have to, you know, you have to work on closing a distance and and, you know, working combinations. Or if he's a winky Wright, you have to, you know, you've got to you've got to look out for that that covered defense and get right on his body. It's, you know, we do, we do that. And a lot of that is this is, you know, all hard work in the gym where your gameplan training, you know what I mean? And and depending on how long you have to do that, it it will vary up. You know, if I have eight weeks to do this, I really focus on this particular aspect of the game so I can. And then sometimes the guy changes it up by like, what the hell this guy did to kick boxer right before, you know? And it's cool, actually. The reason I got an email is because I just I always got bored with with things immediately like I, my brain is working nonstop, so I'm like, I was like, Man, I don't feel like kickboxing anymore. And then I'd go, Oh, I want to wrestle, and then I'd wrestle for a long time. And so, you know, as a young, bulked up, that's all I did. I would go to wrestling for, like for, you know, three months and then I would go to kickboxing for three months. And then right, and then eventually it just all molded together where, you know, now mixed martial arts is its own style of martial arts. Well, can you, you know, like as I found, because I used to train, I used to be a boxing trainer and a once in a while and not at a high level. I was just training. Guys have bodies in motion, but once in a while I've trained a guy to do something. And then soon, as he got in the ring, he got such an adrenaline rush and the adrenaline rush takes all the form out of you. Just almost an athlete man. I maybe five six years ago, I I fought. I went from fighting like nobody's in a dam in the backwoods of whatever damn city journeyman I was traveling around. And then they. The UFC calling me a fight, George St-Pierre, right, and this is before he was big time and I want a damn grand garden arena in Vegas and went to fight him. I was so pumped, so excited. I got out there and it was like a f**king street fight. Like, I was like, No technique. No. I just went bananas. So a good adrenaline dump was so big from being in front of thirty thousand people or whatever. And sure, millions of people at home. I like got so psyched, man. I watched that fight. I'm like, Oh, I, you know, it'll be on TV, sometimes flipping through. And back then I thought of 170. First I go, Holy s**t, I was a damn Haitian refugee. Like, I was so strong here. And then and then I would. I just look at my technique of it. What was I doing? Like, yeah, so hype. I just flail everywhere and I know it's a sad. It's really it's just it's sad because we were we were wired for this sort of fight or flight kind of thing. And we were wired like the way nature or God or whoever wired us up. It was like when something happened. We were, you know, when a saber tooth tiger or grizzly bear or mother in law was going to come after us for the rolling pin or something you s**t yourself or you s**t yourself. And then it's just this huge you'd go off like a piccolo p. And but it wasn't. It wasn't for it. It was never really meant for form or containment. And so this crazy thing where you're in this adrenaline packed environment and yet you're trying to go, keep your elbows in, keep your hands up, stay in the balls, your feet. Don't drop your left when you throw your right. And all that, that all flies and all flies out the window. And the guys that can be, you know, so effective are the guys that are so zen in there that their form doesn't go flying out just because there's 30000 people and they're screaming their name. Yeah, and and then that just comes from experience and repetition. Yeah, absolutely. And you see it when you see like even like you'd say, like, how can Roberto Duran fight? He's forty three. He's got a belly on him, you know what I mean? He looks like he's in horrible shape. He's smoking. He could jog around the block. He's so relaxed and there. So it's like James, Tony James, Tony Perry looks like he's awake. You know, we're fighting. You're and and Tony would just fight as hard as he has to to win the damn fight. You know, they're not burning any. And by the way, when you've had eighty seven professional fights in twenty two weight classes, you're just not that whipped up about friends, both. And so he but he so how can a fat guy who's in and who's out of shape, who should be fighting at one hundred and sixty four pounds and is now two hundred and twenty one pounds and does a fair amount of drink and cigar smoking, and he's 41 years old. How is that guy not winning in the ring? The answer is it ain't no thing to him. It ain't no thing. And I would see guys who were who were literally what I would train guys. There'd be a guy. I'd be like a triathlete. Yeah, and I'd put him in the ring and spar with him for two minutes. And he was winded just because he was like, Hey, ha ha. And I would always tell people, this is how people drowned. Yeah, they fall over the boat instead of going, relax. They start taking him, they say. And then the worst part is some guy tries to help him and they punch up and scratch the cornea. And next thing you know, they're going to Davy Jones locker, but how do you tell someone who just fell off a boat at night? Don't freak on me, man. And how do you tell a guy who gets pushed into an octagon in his underpants in front of 30000 people and George St. Pierre? Don't freak. You get old, though. Like, I'm like, Man, I have like 40 some odd fights now. So I'm like, like now. Like, I feel like I can stretch that. Like, I push the adrenaline button like, Oh, we call a r****d streak like this all sudden. Like all of a sudden, your bananas for a second. OK, I'm back here, I'm back. But it's like the nitrous oxide with back. Lean on it. Too long, too early and too hard. You blow up that manifold. Yeah, and you'll just go off and you'll just you'll find yourself winded from from a minute and a half in when you've been training for five five minute rounds and you're 80 seconds into the first thing and it's like your breathing is not regulated. And that's really, like I said, all the greats to Muhammad Ali use of the world, all these kind of guys, they could regulate themselves. And in the in the in the mixed martial arts game, I guess Federer off or whatever his name is. Peter Fader. Yeah. Federer's was one of those zen guys who, like, never gets shaken up, like he gets his nose busted in the first minute of first round and he's whatever I got the robot face on. He's just, I call it driving the robot. Like what I what? I'm in there fighting. And when I write articles for Fight magazine every month and for the last month, like last month, I talked about for driving the robot. I think like you just you're in there, you're in the controls every. So I got a crank that nitrous. Most of the time you just got to drive this robot around, you know? Yeah, it's kind of interesting to think about it to almost get yourself outside yourself. Yeah. And think about like its battle bots or something and think about actually driving yourself. That's awesome. I did crank anchors, but I went battle bots was my favorite show. I love your TiVo in that, but I did. I love Vlad the Impaler and all the other. I remember that and I would. I was pretty pumped on that show that, oh, that's bulls**t. You just flip them over. I'm like, Get in there and hammer them down. They need to make some damn chainsaws on these things. Like the spinner bots were the best to me. Like this figure or Sega or whatever the guy named it after his cat? I got to tell you, I went to that thing. The robots are impressive, but they super nerds who never get laid way back in thousands of hours worked for the father son team. Like, you know that they're just sitting in their garage all week just cranking out this role, having an argument where they're going less and ramming robots will always better be the spinner every time. Yeah, yeah. It was a crazy show. I wish someone would bring that back. And then by the way, with with, you know, the, you know, the popularity of the UFC, I think the time is right. I was right for I say that they need some different like to get people more involved. s**t needs to be bipedal, like there's no way that you can have spin or both. I mean, you have to have something that resembles a human for us to get pumped on it. Well, maybe put like like latex heads on it or something. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it is getting back to the rock them, sock them robots. Which boy, that was a game they used to blue was like a blue one in a red one. I bet you somebody initially said white one in a black over 70. You know what? Maybe that's not. It's nineteen seventy four. We just got over the Watts riots. Maybe we're not sending the right message with this one. Yeah, yeah. So next fight, probably coming up in a few months. I got a strike force. It'll be on. I'm pretty sure I'll be strike force either on CBS or more on Showtime then, depending on on the date that they stick me in there. I got a lot of the bully beat down like audience, you know, the MTV kids show. We'll watch it on CBS. So they like to put me on those cards. But I mean, I'm ready to fight you. Don't me fight since November, so I'm ready to do it again. And I got contracts also in Japan, so I guess it'll be a huge, huge. So I mean, it's been huge there for a while. Long day where they were ahead of us. So yeah, definitely. I mean, well, they were just ahead in the fact that their pro wrestling more resembled what mixed martial arts was. So people kind of were educated like, here, you know, you guys get on the ground for 20 seconds and people like to boo up and stick them in the air right now. And people are pretty pissed. But the oh man, not the f**king Japanese listen producers. Oh, listen, this is the picture up there. This is a publicity stunt. No, no, there's way worse one tonight. Look, the picture right now is me grappling with two Japanese dudes, one taking my pants off. Weirdest f**king thing I ever done. You've never done publicity until you've done publicity in Japan, really. They had me wrestle a plastic alligator. Yeah, and we're dead serious and everybody there. I was doing crazy moves on the alligator like jumping bug and run on it, right? Then they had me wrestled to these two guys are big Japanese stars. And it was a weird they're big Japanese anime style anyway. Yeah. The guy on the right. Aoki is a famous fighter. Yeah, there's me wrestling a f**kin alligator, right? Yeah, full time. Yeah, a pool toy here. And yeah, the publicity stunts over there, man. There's no going on Howard Stern. There's like taking your pants off and showing your dog there. It's weird. Well, they're a strange people because they're very reserved in many ways. And then the next, you know, they're eating raw fish off a naked chick you don't f**king understand. Like, we were negotiating with these people for a long time and like talking every day to them and like, very serious. They're in business suits and off we go fight. And then the after party, like, please come to our afterparty party. Like Great. We show up the same guy, psycho, who we're negotiating with and talking very serious money with this one, not with the suits on. Has this f**king shirt off, has toothpicks in his head. They're lighting the toothpicks on fire. I'm like, Where are we right now? This is the business man that I'm taking seriously. Their s**t faced drunk people are sleeping on the floor next to the barbecue grill. I'm like, What a look. It's weird. It's feast or famine with those people like, I feel, See, this is my feet, my take on the Japanese. All right. We have a lot of guys in the middle on this country like they like to party, but they're also family guys. They dress a little bit funky, but it's not over the top. You know, they got one earring, but they don't have a bone going through their nose like we have a middle ground here. Yeah, I feel like the Japanese. They have this super buttoned down guys that are wearing that then ties and they're bowing and they're saying, hi all the time. And then you flip the switch. And all of a sudden the hair spiked and the wearing aviator goggles that are driving a slammed Acura. And it's fast and furious. You know what I mean, but I don't see The Inbetweeners, so it's like they're either super buttoned down. And then when it goes, it goes. And I always thought society societies like Germany and Japan that had that slightly like Australians are all the same. Yeah, every Australian I've ever met and every guy from New Zealand, for that matter I've ever met has been the same dude. He's not wearing a tie, but he doesn't have his hair spiked and he's not wearing the aviator goggles. He he doesn't look like, you know, there's no Rob Zombie's. Yeah, yeah. But there's also no guys from Mad Men. There's just that same dude in the middle. Yeah, yeah. So Australia would be a very good example of a Hey man, relax, do your own thing. And you don't have no highs, no lows, no compensation got back from there is the same. Yeah, exactly that. Like the same dudes. Yeah, same dudes. Like, yeah, he's got a business suit on, but he's like Ahmadinejad. Like he doesn't have a tie and Ryan, whatever. And then he plays footy on the weekend, you know what I mean? Right? Yeah, yeah. That's an example of when you sort of let people go and you don't button them down, they don't have to. It's like when you press those guys down into that jack in the box and they start cranking that thing. Eventually it's going to pop. And when it pops, there's going to be some. There's going to be like some bare pancreas in there so they can get a boner or maybe a rhino horn. There's going to be there's going to be some whales, some weird sushi is going to be schoolgirl panties. They're going to do something where you do a chick with the fish in a virgin orbit by my best buddy over in Japan. He came over here for six months and and he was warning me like, like, there are some next level, there's some next level s**t over in Japan. Like like he was like seeing me like kind of getting successful over here in America and boning chicks and like getting all crazy. Oh, be careful. Maybe, maybe boring. I'm like, what? Or yeah, maybe boring. Maybe you f**king too many boring. You get them boring. I'm like, What do you mean? Get a boring Tony? What the f**k are you talking about? And he's like, No one guy here. f**king many girls. He f**k all. He f**k up. Many he are big manager. f**k up, famous model, f**king f**king many. I'm like, Yeah, so what? No, no. Maybe boring. One day he's trying. Oh, he's ah. Try a f**king boy. I'm like, right? And he's like, Yeah, they have a hotel. I see he's laying down and on. He is on his, You are. He's be here. Chest, chest, chest. He's oh s**t. s**t, I want it out of here. This is the road that I'm going down to. Like, man, I f**king hand it back in one. Yeah, that's story. No. He put a journal so fast. You know, if you're boring, he tired of f**king Cindy Crawford. No, the best is what you would be. The day I called my Big Brother like he's the last guy to beat Ederson's. So like the cold is the like, he's a tough he's a tough bastard. He would just when he would bust out the pocket translator. I knew comedy gold right on the horizon, but that and it would always be like, like, like like you f**k too many. How many pocket translator comes out of? Like how many? How many sperm like that? It took you six minutes to get this joke out, but it was worth it. Well, now maybe the man makes a valid point, which is this is my theory, by the way. You know, when people that sort of Rod Stewart see, you know, Mick Jagger, even David Cassidy, David Carradine Thank you, David Carradine, by the way. I said, Look, whoever found David Carradine in that closet with them, put that rope. You know, the phone cord around him in the sundress or whatever he was wearing should have, I said, put him in a red, white and blue guy and just laid him on the bed. That's a nunchucks in his hands and said the great warrior went out on his feet. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Nobody does that, and I have to figure that out. But hey, boy, what about David Carradine? And I was like, What? What about David Carradine? Like all the talk about it with the. Yeah, yeah. Make sure to use a spotter. He's a spy. Well, listen, I mean, that's my point. Like when people start talking about Richard Gere and a Gerard Butler or whoever. I do have this theory, and it's it's that kind of David Bowie Mick Jagger theory, which is how many Sports Illustrated models can you bang before becomes old hat? And by the way, once you've banged, you know, all of the Victoria's Secret models and all the Sports Illustrated models and all the Frederick's of Hollywood models, then are you supposed to get excited about this Saturday? When I go, this chick is a Raiders cheerleader like, Yeah, yeah, yeah, if in fact her sister. Speaking of the of who I was at the damn Pro Bowl, right? So they have every cheerleader out there, OK, everyone fit the mold, right? They're all like professional dancers like like they look fit and the Raiders cheerleader look like she just walked off a porno set. Like, I was like, what? That she did not fit at all. She didn't know the choreography. She was looking at the girl next door, huge tits. Like just out. I'm like, Wow. Like, I'm like, Go Raider Nation. Like, she did not know what she was doing. They know their audience, right? And yeah, you got to cater. You got to cater, to cater. Well, I mean, it's true. Like if you look at the chicks just getting back to your sport, you know, you look at the ring girls from boxing versus the ring girls from the AMA. The May Ring girls got a couple of more tattoos, a little bigger, a little bigger cuff on the fake boobies and a little more spray on tan on. I'm like, they know their audience. Yeah, they got a little porn. They got a little porn. Know mad at you. You got a box of fight, man. It's like a majority like when you go to backed by, they play the hip hop gold type. I think this other way, I think it's just the boxing has been around for so long. They're like, we got trying to hip it up. We got to know. Not we feel like we have to be catering to the general white audience. You know what I mean? Like, but when in actuality at the event, I'm thinking, like, this is the damn ethnic crowd like this, some Mexicans or some Puerto Ricans over there? That's a damn black guy. That's right, there is racially ambiguous. Maybe Middle East. There's a lot of that going on now. I didn't grow up like when I grew up. I was I was like, you know, when I was in junior high, I was like, There's the Jewish guy, there's the Japanese guy, there's the brother, and there's the Middle Eastern guy. Now I see especially chicks like the it's it's sort of a Tila Tequila sort of thing where it's like, I don't know what the f**k it is. Her dad or her dad must have f**ked like a chihuahua or something to get pregnant like she Mexican. Is she Filipino, Puerto Rican? Like, I see a lot of it. And especially like just sort of hot chicks are just starting golden color. They're like, they're super tan. A little bit of orange. Maybe it's all the eyeliner. It's kind of like, it's kind of like the chicks from the Jersey Shore and stuff like, what is that? I don't know what that chick is. You know, I think it's good. I think that's showing progress in art. It's good. You can't make jokes. Yeah, it seems like when I was, you know, when there's a black dude standing next to you, you know, you can't make that joke, you know? But when you got some chick, you know, and you're saying, you know, you're talking about Armenians, how many Armenians does it take to screw it? And then she piped up and goes, My dad's Armenian, you know, now you're screwed, whatever. You know what I'm like, I'll do a painting of that. We needed them. But now, with this whole politically correct, it's like to me. Look, I don't hate anybody on the basis of wherever that background and you are born into something, I can't hate you for it, you know what I mean? So to me, I'm like, Look, lighten up. Like, I really know that it's unrealistic. It's not going to happen, right? Like, not in my lifetime. But I say, if I can just chip away at this like social conservatism, like if I could just chip just away with my little platform by going, Hey, I don't hate you, but you're f**king Armenian. You're gonna be like, Right, it's not going to be. I think that we just need to make fun of the black guy for being black, make fun of the guy for being short. It's like, you know what I mean? It's we're just it's just good, but whatever. Well, listen, whatever your number one, physical characteristic is, that's what's going to come out of the other person's mouth is making it funny is so whatever your nationality is. But on the other hand, if you're a black guy and you're a midget midgets coming out before, like before and if you're Armenian guy, any a buck teeth buck tooth is going to Trump that. And by the way, gay, would you add Trump? I don't care what you are. That'll come out first. Yeah, yeah. So wherever you are, and that's by the way, that's how, you know, gay is its own nationality. Because if you're making fun of a fat black gay guy, gay, gay homo will be the first thing that flies out of the person's mouth. And we will eventually get to the black and fat party shrug and probably try to mix the whole thing. And the one good insult. But gay is definitely it's its own nationality. All right, that's Adam Forshaw, 266 B crew, Jason Miller. Next, we have Adam Crozier, 443 Patrick Huey Lewis, Jason Mayhem Miller, Jessica Golden and Brian Bishop. This was from 2010. This is one they're still doing news girl tryouts to figure out who going to take over the role after Teresa Strasser. Alyssa Rosen seemed like a walk at this point, but nobody was certain, and a bunch of people came in to try their hand. Part one today, part two tomorrow. Only cruel, classic sweet. Check it out O'Reilly Auto Parts Oh, OK, wow. They're in the business of keeping their car on the road, and that can offer friendly, helpful service and parts and knowledge the stuff you need for your maintenance and your repairs as well. 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Yeah, get it on. Got to get it on. No choice but to get on mandate. Get it on Mike Lynch sitting in for Brian, who is going through some chemo treatment and he's rich. He's doing well, but it's taken a little longer than we thought. So he's sitting in there. Mike, I probably should remind you before Huey calls in to grab my book and get to that point where I call Stuck With You one of the worst songs ever written because Jimmy Kimmel sent me an email with a picture of Huey holding the book and reading it, and I'm assuming that's part of the conversation we're going to have in the upcoming moments when Huey calls and Jessica Golden great. See again. Thanks for coming back. Thanks for having me. I should mention to all the good folks that if they haven't heard me mention it before, I'll mention it again. Stitcher. That's right. Stitcher dot com. Download that app and it's a free app, by the way. And then you get the show waiting for you. Fresh, fresh is a muffin every morning, every night. iPhone, BlackBerry, Android and Palm. Also, Jessica and I will do a little extra news content just for the folks that have Stitcher. So go to Stitcher Dotcom that Stitcher dot com, no more downloading, no more thinking it's just there and all the radio stations you want to hear you. Let's just say you lived in Pittsburgh and then you moved to Poughkeepsie, and now you miss your old butt crack and back Zack in the morning. Well, you download the Stitcher. You can get it. We can't find a copy of my book here. Let me oh, Donnie hit one tiny stash one like his weed high school, so we'll get to that. Speaking of my book, Thank all you guys for buying it and making it such a success and giving it such a great, such great reviews on Amazon and other places and all that stuff, I should remind you, and it's something I haven't spoke of. But the audio portion of my book, if you have the book, the audio version is nothing like the book. Most people read their book I that would take me 15 years. I'm such a horrific reader. And besides, everything that I wrote reminds me of something that makes me angry. So my audio book is five and a half hours of crazy. Jags is a matter of fact. When I was done, and I don't know what it ended up, where it could be four and a half hours, it could be six hours. But when I was done, it was four days of me in a booth, five hours at a time going insane. And let me just warn you right now there are chapters in the book that are not touched on at all. And then there are chapters where I did an hour and a half on it. I jumped all over the place. It's all over the place. So the point is is if you have my book, God bless you. But it is nothing like the audio book. And if you just have the audio book, the book is nothing like the audio book. I stopped by the recording studio one day. While you're doing the recording, I walked in and I heard you going off on Betty, where I was like, I don't remember, right? Any pickup anyway? Yes, you did. And the only call I got after I was done with the audio book was from the attorneys over at Random House, and they said, Well, we've we've listened to the audio book. And I said, OK, great because I go into a fugue state and don't even really remember what I say. And then they go, So we're OK. We just really have a question. Is your mom litigious? And I said, I don't think so. She never sued anybody. Well, first off, you have to leave the house in order to sue somebody. You can't you can't get T-Bone, an intersection from your cell phone, right? And she said they said, Well, the lawyers are worried about your mom suing you. And I said, Wow, what did I say in that book about my mom? I mean, in the audio book that was that bad about my mom. Now I'm curious. She would need to be able to spell your name, right? Alan, let's let bygones be bygones. The case of Kris Carolla versus what's his name? Yeah. So the point is, you know, my mom's name pointed this. It is good. It is different, and it is nothing to do. Well, it is something to do with the book, but it is six hours of me yelling at the producer, going back and forth with the. It's just it's insane. I'd like to hear it. I think I think I will one day. But anyway, for all who got the book and for all who are writing such glowing reviews and given the five star reviews on Amazon and so on and so forth. Thank you so, so very much. Congratulations. Yeah, it's been. It's been awesome. And like I said. I just want to make the people happy also. Well, let's put this go to my PC, Spider said. We'll get to that in a second here. We should be calling in momentarily. We have Jason Mayhem Miller may superstar calling coming in studio him. And here we seem to come from the same old friends and Jessica as the news as well. I thought, Oh man, no. Yeah, I got a story. Yeah, this is it. This is it. Mike showed me a picture that triggered something in me. I have a couple of stars that both made me angry. Mike showed me a picture after the show yesterday, Mike Lynch of a flight he was on. Where was your flight? It was coming out of Boston, going back here about Thursday, Thursday. And what airline is JetBlue, JetBlue? And you took a picture with your iPhone, your camera phone at something that was going on in the seat in front of you? It was outrageous. It was really it was. It was Cirque du Soleil level a*****e Larry. It was two rows ahead of me. The man in the passenger, the window seat. No seat had his bare feet bare, both of them both bare feet up, like touching the ceiling and the floor on. Yeah, there it is. Katie's got it. They were both young, both his smelly bare feet. Where would be exactly where your sort of head would rest if you were a man of my height and you're trying to catch some Z's racer do that. Then we just lean against the the outer wall there. Yes, his bare feet, not his socked feet, his bare feet up there for all the sea. And Mike and Mike and I always have this discussion. We are so insanely jealous of that man us who when I'm in a parking lot and a car pulls in behind me waiting for my spot, I will pull out backwards before putting on my seatbelt. I mean, for me, for my kids are strapped in their seat before my wife can get into the car because I'm so insanely self-conscious about, you know, putting people out and making people wait. And all in times when I like want to pay with a check or something and then see something behind me in line and get the cash out. I will if I'm at Home Depot and they pull some plumbing sleeve out and they go, this doesn't have a scan thing on it. We got to get a price check. I just go throw it away. I won't buy. I'll go without the sprinklers I'll fix next week. I feel like I'm taking too long at the ATM. I'll slip the guy back. I'll take an extra 20 just for that search. Right now, that's a lot cheap. So there is one, though. That's that's so that's how we are. So when you see people this way, it's like I said first, first feeling is rage and the next feeling is envy. Like, look at him going through life like a dog licking his balls in front of the queen. Carefree, just I. Even just for the yogi level of flexibility. Yes. And there were two people in the seat to the right. Yeah, I was not an empty row. You can, lynch tweets if you want to look at it was the last tweet I sent out. Well, put it on our website as well also. So what happened to me and this is another the one you guys would enjoy. So Mike, August and I, he does the booking here and does the live show bookings. He and I are flying from Boston. Mike went to the show in Boston, brought his parents with him, had a great time. We went from Boston to Philly and we had a short plane flight, and it was like one of those kind of, you know, southwest size plane 727. Not very big. It was a small aisle in the middle. And by the way, you know, those aisles are getting small when you cannot drag your Samsonite with the wheels on it, down it without sparks flying off of each side. Like, if that was a game of operation, it'd be impossible not to make contact with the side of thing like you. Literally? Kidding. Yeah, they're getting so narrow that even a relatively coordinated gent like myself cannot drag that thing without making contact with one side or the next. But so Mike and I are sitting. OK, so here's how it is the aisles about, what, 18 20 inches wide. Now I have a seat against the window. A stranger has a seat on the aisle and then you go across the aisle and Mike has a seat on the aisle and nobody's sitting next to him. So Mike and I say to the stranger who's sitting on the aisle, we say to him, Hey, do you mind switching seats with me? You set against the window, all set against the aisle. And then Mike and I can talk across the aisle. We won't be sitting next to each other, but we'll be up against the aisle again. We're 20 inches apart and I'm loud, so we can do that. So you mind switching seats. And he's the guy sitting next to me and he goes, No, no, I don't want to sit by the seat. And again, it's not Justin Bieber, and it's not. Some guy with some crazy nationality doesn't understand what you're saying. It's like a forty one year old white dude is a business guy, just like now. And here's the thing that drives me. The thing that's insane about this to me, is I understand the anonymous crime. I understand when you're when you're back and if someone's car you look in your rearview, you realize you did put a ding in their door and you think, Well, I don't want to get out and leave a note, you know, they're going to get the insurance of all, then it's deductible. Like, there's that part was so easy just to put it in drive and you look around. No one saw it. Even the guy who takes the whiz on the toilet seat and he's in there alone. Nobody sees it's not a victimless crime, but you'll never be caught a witness list weightlessness crime. But the crime where the victim has to sit next to you for two hours, you know what I mean? Just see, they just think of what I did. You are. I mean, literally my elbow will be brushing. It's not often that you tell someone to f**k off, are you rude to someone or whatever? And then that person literally sits in a chair that's closer than a movie theater chair and leans against you for two and up to, you know, six hours, depending on where you're going, right? He wasn't self-conscious at all, just like he just looked at me, looked at Mike, and he goes, No, I don't. I'm not interested sitting against the window. So then Mike says, Now here's where it gets. Here's where it gets insane. Mike says, Well, there's nobody sitting on next to me. It's just the three of us and there's four seats, he said. Mike said, Would you consider swapping seats with me? And then you could have the whole row to yourself, and then me and my friend could talk and he said, Oh, yeah, OK, I'll do that. And then literally got up, moved over, walked up against the window seat on the empty aisle and sat in the window seat and sat in the window seat, sat in the window seat for the entire flight. No apologies right now to Mike and I. I mean, not not up a row, not back a row. Not not not the c**kpit, not on the lap of the co-pilot. Just right there. Just I could have leaned over and f**kin flicked him in the air. And it's it's it now. He didn't start on the aisle and do a thing where he started to stretch out and tipped over and leaned out or did anything wrong, just sat right against the window, right in front of the two guys. He said, I don't sit on the window seat. What the f**k? I wanted to bite into him and suck his blood out and just go, How do I get this? How do I be on top of the world? To be bigger than Michael f**king Jackson? If I could get just a drop of this guy's blood in me? Oh, you make you big in a top top of the world. Huey Lewis is on the phone. Let's see you up top here, Huey. I don't owe Huey. Great you nobody. To hear you're just still raving. Yeah, Huey sent me. Jimmy sent me a picture of Huey holding my book up. I don't know where. About four or five days ago when I was on the road, where were you, Huey? I don't know where that was. If do you remember taking the picture? I do. I do. But I don't remember where or Huey's new album is called The Soul's Veil. It's in stores as we speak. It's his first album in nine years. Huey, before we get into that mess. Can I talk to you about your life? I know you love fly fishing. You love the outdoors. You love wading and streams with ice filled with icy cold water. Are you set for life? Do you ever have to work again? Well, that's no money. Mm hmm. And also the reason I wanna live? Well, that's a good point. Yeah. Well, you look to be in pretty good shape. I'm not making your kind of money. I'm okay. I'm just I'm just not earning like you are. But with the royal, I mean, Jimmy and I sat in Ivan Reitman's office and talked about the Ghostbusters theme and the I want a new drug and about how they ripped you off and how you settled in court. And Ivan seemed to indicate that you landed on your feet after that. It's no comment. I'm not allowed to comment on. You know, I got sued last time. I tried to comment. Oh, really? And by the way, Ivan's doing fine, too, because we were sitting up in Santa Barbara in like the Sultan of Brunei Sister's House, that he had turned into an office that was only probably only about a 35 to 40 million dollar house, which was above his 75 million dollar house next to Oprah's House. And the reason I know it was that much is because Oprah bought hers for like 55 or 60 10 years ago, and I even said not quite as nice as mine. So where are you calling from now, Huey? I'm in Northern California, and that's where you live full time, right? No, I actually live in Montana most of the year. All important full time resident of the state of Montana. Because why? Why do you love about it? More cheese, less rat? I like that. And do you fish on it? I mean, do you do you get out as much as Jimmy would indicate in terms of fly fishing and enjoying the outdoors? I do. I do. You know, I got a horse that I ride. I do all that. And and as far as. And by the way, the the album was recorded in Memphis. Correct? Good. Good. Yeah. Yep. Yes. Back to the album. Yeah. In In Memphis original band all back together. Well, yeah, I mean, there four of the founding members the new guitar player, new bass player 20 years ago. Horn Section eight or 10. And you guys still do a ton of dates, right? We do not. Probably 75 shows a year. And that sounds like a ton, but not. What were you doing at your peak? How many dates? 200. Over 200. Really? And it's just do you burn out quickly doing then? Yeah. And yeah, you know, it's hard because you travel and you have somebody pushing you in. The more dates you play, the more money the person who makes your schedule makes. But meanwhile. Well, yeah, I mean, everybody, you know where I was resist because, you know, it's not, you know, I mean, it's a choice, obviously, but and you really do want to strike while the iron side in the hot wife? Right, right. Well, Huey, back to the book. This is uncomfortable for me because I went through a list of my top 10 least favorite songs, and I think I think one Huey was on there and my reaction was, yes, Huey, because he has because he's a gentleman and he has a sense of humor. Said he had 10 songs that were worse than that song. I evidently just never heard that. I should have had all dead. If that's better, that's one of your job. I have. I got way worse than that, Don. Well, what I was saying in the book is a very backhanded compliment, but I said, you know, you're on fire when a song like this goes to number one, that song went to number one. Did it? Not just the song went to number one. Good song, Adam. Good. I'll say it's a it's a ditty like it. I'll be like, Oh, I like it, Kimmel. Kimmel likes this song, and he likes Man Eater as well. But I think he just likes Man Eater by whole notes. He just sets out to piss me off. He also said he was defense. I'm sure he was extremely high when he wrote this. I, I said, I did say, you're probably extremely high, but I don't know. I was again, I was looking for an out for you when I wrote that with you. Yes. Look, probably. Yeah, I don't know. OK, I'm going to say I'm going to go ahead and check that box. The new album, by the way, is called No, No, Come on, this is pure work. Sure that there is a here is a pro here. I just have to say, you know, Huey was a boyhood idol slash crush slash masturbatory theme for Jimmy Kimmel, his entire adolescence. And Jimmy did something that I think is very interesting. He, when he became a celebrity, he sought out all the people that he was literally in love with growing up. And it didn't matter who they were. It was the people. It was Steve Garvey. It was Huey Lewis. It was all these guys that he was huge fans of growing up. Some disappointed like Steve Garvey, Jimmy, I'll never admit it. And then others turned out to be exceed expectations. Here we exceeded Huey turned out to be the coolest guy ever. Had no idea where you're with. I'm glad I made that one. Yeah, you did. No, I mean, that's what Kimmel loved Howard Stern. He loved Huey Lewis. He loved Steve Garvey. And he went out and he became a celebrity. And one of the spoils of being a celebrity is not just driving a nice car, living in a nice house, but going. I'm going to go fly fishing with Huey Lewis in Montana. I mean, it's like Make-A-Wish Foundation s**t. So he really knew every single word. Oh, if you would have told a 14 year old Jimmy Kimmel, Yeah, your relationships are so cheap. Sure, you're right. We have more going on than that, actually. No, I I know, I know it's now turned sexual. But what I'm saying, I don't think it's just I think he's a good guy, actually, Jimmy, come on. And he really does like it. No, I know. I mean, this is a win win because it turns out, Hugh, he's a good guy. And it turns out Jimmy's a good guy, but it's still make a wish. Make a fish foundation for Jimmy. He did seem like an excited young girl. Oh my god, he loves themselves. I'm Huey Lewis. Let's be. Let's be fair, he's just a musical. If he was the head of the girl on it, yes, he was. He's what you call a pioneer. Huey, again, the music and the new album is called Soul's Veil in stores now. First album in nine years. Everyone, let's please. Let's listen to a little of it. So let's just buy it. Don't let it go by. Yeah, just go out. Buy in here. When are you going to be in town again? Well, I good. We're going to tour the back of this stuff in the spring, so we're going to play. So you guys do like the House of Blues or something out here? Yeah, I don't know enough here. All right. Well, we'll see you at the house of Kimmel and then we'll also see at the House of Blues because I'll come out see as well. Thanks a ton, Huey Lewis. Everybody is good man. Such a good guy. Here's there's thing about Huey Lewis. Why not be a cool guy? Good luck in your rich. You live in Montana. What's to be on? Well, he will be a dick. Why be a dick? All right, Jessica. Yes. Shall we get to a little the news before we bring in Jason Mayhem Miller? Let's do it. All right. Let's get to the story that you're going to like. Yes. From the International News Center next to Donnie's many bikes, this is the news with Jessica Golden. Hold on to something else I'm pissed about. Almost like you'll you'll be pissed with me and for me and at me and around me on this one. We're living in this day and age where everyone has a talk show and everyone does like some internet show and it's there and no one, the numbers are fudged like, Oh, that 20 million downloads and 50000 tweets, and you never know what's going on. So when I was in Philly, I got set up to do some sort of whatever dot, net, dot, whatever. And it's just like, Yeah, right, while we're here, whoever, and you have to take people's word for it because you've never heard of anything like, you know, back then. So we go, Hey, when do the Johnny Carson show? You go, Oh, f**k, yeah. Which of the three networks is that on? Yeah, you knew the difference between that show and, you know, good morning, whatever. But now it's just like Punch, Punch, Dot Dot five, you know. Oh, and you go, what? And they go, Oh, it's totally hot. And you go, Yeah, I haven't heard that. You haven't. Oh, it's everyone's buzzing, you know? So you go, All right, f**kin I'll do it. I did one today cited, Yeah, and you're seeing that whole time going, Are you and I the only people listening to this conversation? And so it's a chick and she's nice and she's kind of nervous and she's not a kid and she's kind of fumbling her way through this interview. And I'm I'm, you know, I'm I'm doing enough talking for the both of us. And at a certain point, it's in 20 minutes in kind of thing long form. At a certain point, I start bragging a little bit. I go, you know, I'm not one of these guys that has sits around and looks at reruns of The Man Show. It's just kind of I kind of move forward. I don't have the box sets of the Crank Yankers and the man shows and stuff like that. And and I just I go forward and like, I wrote a book and and in my book, there's no man show chapter that's not talked about in the book. It's I don't think it's even brought up in the book. And and it's in as I think about it, it's kind of rare that somebody would do that and then write a book and not give give half a page to to that show or love line, for that matter. And so I said, you know, and I'm still a little bragging. I said, you know, this book just sort of stands on its own, but it's not some sort of man show, whatever. I'm not looking in the past. And she said, Well, what do you mean? I read the book. You mention the man show all the time. No, and I'm like all the time. And she said, Yeah, you talk about it constantly in the book. And I said, I know I don't. And she said, I read the book. It's like, you never stop talking about it. And I was like, Oh, might get, get Mike in here. So I said, I said, no, but first off, I hate it when they make you seem like the nutjob liar, because now it does seem like I'm the pompous celebrity liar back. But I go, No, I know I really didn't mention. I don't even know if I met. And she's like, I read the book. You talked about it a lot. A lot. And I was like a lot, and I'm skimming through my brain like, when did I fight? What the f**k was what you what are you talking about? And she was like, Mike, August is in here. Mike, first off, first off, back me up on two stories. We had a discussion with a guy on a flight who said he would not switch seats with me because he would not sit by the window. And when you offered up your entire aisle to him, he then went and promptly sat and the window seat promptly first thing right next to us. Is that true or false? That is correct. That's correct. Secondly, when I did the interview with the unknown XCOM company and that chick said to me, Oh yeah, you mentioned the man show a lot in the book a lot. And I said, No, I didn't. And she said, Oh yes, oh yes, a lot. And I said, No, I didn't. And she said, I read the book and you brought it up a bunch of times and I was like, Thank you for this. Angola pursuit you're taking here on me. But for people who are listening, no, there's no way to show me the chapter on the man show. Show me a page on the man show, she goes. Well, first off, right up in the front, right up, and it's right here in the front. And she Oh OK, hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me find it. Here it is. Here it is. And as me saying, I met Jimmy Kimmel. We started the man show and the rest is history. So that was one example of me waxing on about the man show. And then she and then I go, OK, but that's not me talking about the man show. Well, you brought it up and then she goes, and you had Jimmy do a blurb on the back and it's like, I'm friends with him. I was friends with him long before the boy, by the way. Mike, how many laps on this did we do? It's nonstop. We should get the lead. It didn't end. No, it didn't. It's just like, where else in the book that? I didn't I don't talk about the man show, but she's like, yes, it's all over the. I read the book, I wrote the book and I realize as I'm seething as we're walking home except seething because I'm always like, What the f**k is in it for you, b***h? What is in it for you to keep on going down this f**king horrible, insulting road? And there was another part where I said, after man show wrap party or after man show taping, we went out and shot pool and then I got my car towed and I drove off a tow truck. It was setting up the tow truck story, but it was just saying it was Friday night after we taped the man show. Geez, it's like it's like if you brought your wife's name up two times in your book and said, you never stop talking about your wife, I can think of one other point in the book where we mention that. And that's three out of three hundred pages for a guy who was in the man show. My whole point was I didn't talk about the man show in the book. It seems like it was all over. Mike, please stop me. Not only that, she prefaced the start of the interview by saying she'd read the entire book she read. The book was made him crazy. She says she read the entire book and the man show references were all over the book. That's insane. And somewhere around the 15th time I just said, I promise you. Maybe it came up. Maybe the word man in show were next to each other, but it was not discussed. There's no discussion of the man show, and she was like, I'm pretty sure I saw it a lot. A lot. She made me look like a huge dick because the alternative was she would have to then say, You know what? You're right, I really didn't read the book because I just figured, Hey, you're the man show guy. You wrote a book about the man show, which is completely opposite from what this book is. And you know, he wasn't going to let her just stay with f**king chess wife. She would not let it not step away. She was cornered. Now I'm wondering, like, who does she get a show that she can just be so afraid of? She is like a nervous wreck. She was a kind of a mess, but you know, she you could tell she had she took a stance and she saw that she blew it and there was no way to do that. Mike, how about the guy who would not sit by the window and then went and plopped down in the window seat right in front of us? Yeah. What was it? I mean, it's not like you went in another row. He's right across from us. It goes right to the window or just look at it like, OK, well, great. What was that? f**k you to us? What was that? He turned on his Kindle and never really must have been awesome. All right, Mike. It's f**king kind of a good thing. It gets anybody. Thank you. I just I really feel like I just I'm glad Mike and Donnie. I'm glad they experienced this because I feel like, can I get a witness? Can I get a f**kin witness? Do you have a lot of things happen to you that are not? Oh my God. All right. Sorry, what, Jessica? Where worry? We've got a good. Oh yeah. Did you get started yet? Oh yeah. From the doors. Yeah, yeah, it's so. He was arrested for indecent exposure and the guy in Dade County? Yes, it was. Exactly. Yeah, Florida. Shocking. Shocking. And the governor, Charlie Crist, he might pardon him. So I'm sure he'll be vaccinated. Thirty years after he's in the crowds would be awesome. Forty years after he's in the ground. Almost. Yeah, yeah, nice. I know, and I don't want to, you know, get overdramatic about this. But that bulls**t arrest in Florida, I think, really drove him over the edge. I mean, not that the guy wasn't doing drugs and drinking too much and all that kind of stuff, but that legal battle, I think, may have just f**kin taken the life out of it. When he went to Paris, he just went, f**k this, I'm out of here. And then he just sort of fell off after that. So I'm not saying Florida killed him, but they at least stabbed him in the neck with a ballpoint pen and he bled out slowly. Thanks, Florida. Thanks for another victory. Your a*s wipes. And did you know that the Queen has a Facebook page, Wine of England? Yeah, she has 57000 fans. I'm going to let you down easy on this one. You can friend her. You cannot poke her. I I. I was just cruise around Twitter and found out that like Kim Kardashian had like five million three hundred thousand fans. And I thought, Yeah, I understand the part where you beat off the Kim Kardashian in order to want to hear the part where you hear her, hear her every thought and under for 140 characters. That's the least that that is all the crust and none of the bread. You know what I mean? That's like she giving cooking tips, relationship advice. Like, How is how is her tweet me your life? That's like you taking a f**king sub sandwich, unwrapping the foil. Take pulling it out of the bag, take the foil out of it and then throwing it away and eating the bag in the foil. Like this the best you've got. The only good part is the part where she blows it, dude. Or you see her a*s in a know Burger King commercial or Carl's junior commercial, her talking. It's not for her. I f**king. Every boyfriend she's ever had, just at which she's shut up and just take her panties off. Right? What the f**k is a five million Twitter followers for? Well, I mean, with that ass, you would follow her rather than be in front of her. It's true you get sucked up in its vortex creates away. Pump gravity. It's like NASCAR. Sorry, where were we? Yeah, we've got some great laws in states that will not allow gay marriage. They have some very interesting. I like the old stuff on the books. Well, it's even worse. There's, for example, in Alaska, there's no airborne moose, OK, meaning you cannot view a moose from an airplane. Oh, I thought, we're talking about hair products. I've been in L.A. way too long. Yeah. There's no view moose miss from an air. Well, that's because they don't want you shooting it like Sarah Palin. Yeah, I think that two is probably a hardcore tired of like the helicopter, by the way, as a hunter. Is it get any lazier than just going to sit up here in this helicopter and fire? Yeah, it's like a small town at a moose. Yeah. They don't want you cheating there. And then in California, this might be a big shock. Don't go to Riverside if you want to kiss your wife. Not in public anyway. Really, that is illegal? Yes. No kissing on the lips, unless here's a little loophole. If both parties wipe their lips with carbonized rosewater, then you're like really babbling. So some sort of just weird, grandfathered religious something. Yeah, but it's insane. There's also in every state that I have here, there's Florida. No spinster parachuters. So unmarried women. Oh, no, I love the parents. But on Sundays, no spinster parachuters. But not to be a spinster. Do you have to be unmarried and over a certain age because you're six, a 19 year old spinster? You know what I mean? Yeah, you have to. I think you got across at least 25 30 mark. Oh, and I believe and that was back. That was back in the day two hundred years ago. That's when they were churning butter. Right? So now spinsters got to meet Cougar. Now what age do you change from spinster to old maid? I'm hoping in a long time. Interesting. There's something on the screen there that says that 38 and over, it's really so yeah, Spencer's basically become cougar, but cougar is someone who is more formally married and out on the out on the prowl now versus spinster, which is never. Yeah, yeah. Twice divorced spinster is never never was there in the first place. It's funny when when you have that dude who never found time to settle down, he's confirmed Bachelor. Yeah, it ends up being Liberace. Like, that guy ends up being gay, but the poor chick just ends up being fat or ugly, which is so f**king sad. So we're we're getting married tomorrow, then. Yeah. Nebraska beer must be accompanied by soup. Sue. Yeah, that's logical, right? You'd think. But that never enforced, right? Well, we would hope not. But there's some great ones you to get behind that law. I go for some soup. And by the way, if I were a cop, I would pick. Insanely bizarre laws and go and force them like I'd be inside every TGI Fridays on a Sunday and every Hooters on a on a Sunday watching guys order pitcher beer and then arrest the entire cable buffalo chicken wings, then incontinent and not seeing any broth on anyone's palate. I'm called the paddy wagon. By the way, there's 1980 O'Hare is gone on. Yeah, this is. This is my favorite. It allows for a little. This is convenient in Arizona. A man is allowed to beat his wife once, once a month. Once a month seems like enough. I know you'd think maybe next year you'll get twice. Well, now here's what my question is. Yeah. A house, how much is housing over there? I checked out a lot of foreclosures and school system. Good. Yes. All right. You know, the immigration problem is organized in line set up over there, Danny. I may be moving number one and number two. If you don't use your that month's beat it, can you say, can you roll it over like vacation time? You know, when guys work and they're like, Oh man, I got I got 19 weeks saved up a vacation. Can you do that with beatings? That's a good. I'm going to look into that and it's like literally like, take like a year off and then just have a up of Ramadan and Ramadan well past month on your wife, just every morning, twice a day. It sounds reasonable. It sounds reasonable to me to. Yeah, I agree with me. You know, I agree with me this. Justin De Niro is getting the Cecil B. DeMille Award at the Golden Globes. Yeah, he's one of these guys who I secretly think has done really amazingly talented but secretly dumb. I'd like not not dumb. I think he's Bruce Springsteen dumb. I think he's gifted, like, amazingly gifted. Like, there are people that are gifted. There's people, you know. I mean, we understand this concept of people being gifted athletically and being done right. I mean, it happens all the time. I want more. More often than not, like no one thinks Michael Vick is a genius, except for everyone realizes when they see him on the football field running away from world class athletes, they go, Well, this guy is incredibly he's gifted as an athlete, but no one goes, Oh well, you must be smart too, right? So there are guys. And by the way, so that's in the realm of athletics. Don't you think there's an equivalent to that in music? Don't you think there's an equivalent to that in acting? Well, there's an age thing. You know, you don't go to college because you're you're getting into athletics or you've got your band hit when you were 18. So you never went to college, you never had to really learn. When did when did it ever really get into the game? He was pretty young, right? Yes. And I think De Niro, I have my thoughts. I my my De Niro and Bruce Springsteen thought is exactly the same, which is they're both wildly gifted and they both look wildly competent. They don't look like Durr. If you have a dirty look, they're like that soft chin and one eye that's a little bit lazy and that sort of weird, funky, like if you look like, you know, Lou Pearlman, like the guy, the guy who's he's in jail now for like the Rico statute or something, Backstreet Boys. Yeah, Lou Pearlman, like Lou Pearlman, used to manage all those guys. If Bruce Springsteen looked like Lou Pearlman, no one would think he was smart. But the point is is, I think both those guys are savants and they're sort of incredibly gifted at what they do. But you don't see him interviewed that often. And when you do see him interviewed, you hear him a just talking about their craft constantly. And then b again, sorry, Lynnette, whenever politics or something come up, so is that same just sort of bulls**t so that a lot of hardworking people out of work right now? So a lot of good folk, I want that hard working folk like, yeah. Internet Entertainment Tonight. And he was being interviewed. I broke a little narrow. Yeah, he broke a Larry King live. They were really happy that. And then he's like, Could I just get some coffee? So he he wasn't so mad about the lamp. I don't think these guys are bad guys. I think they're sort of not is nearly smart or nearly as cool as their persona. And that's why De Niro doesn't show up on tons like De Niro's not going to host SNL. Wait a minute. Did he host SNL? We got chicken. He's not going to. He doesn't do the circuit. He doesn't like the guys. Like, I'll try to think guys, OK. Alec Baldwin. Alec Baldwin is f**king razor sharp, and Alec Baldwin knows Alec Baldwin is razor sharp. And when they say to Alec Baldwin, probably on a f**king Thursday, you want to host SNL in 48 hours, he goes, What? Why not? I'm f**king Alec Baldwin. Like, I'm f**king sharp. And when they say, too, Alec Baldwin, Hey, someone dropped out of Letterman. You want to swing by after 30 Rock and just do sit in with Letterman. Do Letterman nice? Alec Baldwin goes. Why not? Because I'm the baddest a*s on the planet. But you don't see De Niro putting himself out there a point. And I think if you sit and talk to him long enough, you realize he's kind of a dim bulb who has an A. It is an amazing talent, and I think Bruce is the same. I've never. When's the last time you heard something come out of either one of those guys mouths where you went like, Whoa, Jesus f**ker smart instead? It's just is a lot of hard working people who have seen better times. And you know, this country, this country could do a lot better for those people. Yeah, he's really not on Celebrity Jeopardy. Yeah. Shut the f**k up. Yeah. And I hosted SNL in 07. Now, f**k all right. How are the ratings? Yeah, it's still. Yeah, but still thank. Thank you. All right. We bring our guests in. Yeah. OK, nice. I'm on board with that. I'm going to read a commercial spot. I want to say read, I'm going to memorize it and spit it out that our little thing right here. Good to see you, Jason. 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And if something's not right, you can quickly return it with a collection from your door or drop a true local post office. Online shopping made easy with UN post on post for your world. I'm alright, Jason, what's going on? Bully beat down season three premiere. Man, can you believe that live on TV? Insane. Yeah, yeah. I enjoy the show. I enjoy watching you. I enjoy seeing the latest one. I've not seen the last this one. Check your TiVo is me beating the snot out of some poor bastard and making fun of them simultaneously. May I add? Now, how big was this case? Here's a big guy the big tomato can. I'll tell you that much, but it was like the funniest, pretty much episode that we filmed. I mean, it was awesome. You began your mama career in high school. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I think last time we talked about I like, I took the chick to instead of the prom, I took her to watch me fight. What how old are you now? Twenty nine. Twenty nine. So you've been well, you didn't graduate high school. Three twenty three. But still, that's a pretty good career. Good, you know, I mean that I guess my age, but you were there sort of out there also because like I was there before I was there, when I was like dad to me, be able to be a fighter and he's like, You're a f**king idiot. Like, no one is going to be huge. He's like your go to computer school a*****e, right? And and I went instead and fought and then I flew him to Vegas and he watched me fight and he was like, Boy, I'm so proud of you. I'm like, Yeah, now you're proud of me, I'm sure. Yeah, it's so. But you know, it's I was definitely on the cutting edge. I was like one of the first kids to, like, be wrestling and kickboxing and doing it all together because I knew that that was the direction that the sport was going, you know? Well, it's really turned into its own sport versus a bunch of guys who wrestled or fought jiu jitsu or boxed like converting or kick boxers or whatever. But I must say it's great as it is now, and as competitive as it is now, there is a part of me that still misses tank avid. Yeah. And it's like huge beer, guys. Are you kidding me? I'm like, I'm the biggest proponent of a freak show matchup. Like, let me fight a four hundred pound sumo wrestler. How awesome would it be to see me either get smashed by a fat guy or knock somebody teeth out? You know what I mean? Like, whoa, look, a little wiry guy beat him up. There is a great fight. I don't know 10 years ago, 15 years ago, when some, like two hundred and ten pound guy knocked out some 500 pound Charles Barkley, I want to take it back to the glory days. And, you know, take AB, it would get out there and he bearing like cut offs and he'd hit a guy with your banjo and like you could tell he was in training and you couldn't see the bottom of his belly button. You can literally lose the number two, pencil that thing and tank be out there swinging from the hip, and there wasn't any technique involved. It was it was a tough man competition minus the boxing gloves. Yeah. You know, we all everyone missed that a little bit, but at the same time, every once in a while, you'll get a good fight like a good, you know, like guys hate each other brawl. Sure, I'm trying to set up a fight. Me and this guy Nick Diaz hated. Sure. Next trying to make it happen like me and him. Let's fight. Now, are you fighting light heavyweight or middleweight? I fight middleweight. I fight at 185. Yeah, in middleweight in in MMA is totally different than middleweight boxing. I mean, Jesus, one hundred and fifty five hundred and sixty pounds in boxing. It's always confusing. Light heavyweight goes up to two or five right now, but you could probably get up to two if I get up to fight. But I have to sit in and hit the weights like I have to be like to put that weight on. Yeah, because I have to like, put on some real muscle ma*s. If not, I don't want to be walking in the cage two or five and just chubby of pizza weight, you know? Right? I want to be like lean mean fighting machine two or five, right? Yeah. So that's definitely some time in the weight room to to turn that into a reality. But so you're looking for Nick Diaz. I would like that fight to happen as soon as possible, because right now it's all hot and everybody's talk about it. He throwing water bottles at me backstage, at at events, and it's like a feud. What? What's your main record? Damn, you're making me dig now. It's 30. I know they someone would write it down. This f**kin piece of paper in front of me. Thirty five. And I'm thirty four, seven and one. No contest. Wow. The guy who had illegally in the. It happens in in me. That's a g*****n good record because if people don't read it, people don't realize that. You know, I mention it every time. But you know, Chuck Liddell is 17 and 11 or something. You know, like Randy Couture has nine losses or 10 losses. I mean, it's insane. It's easy. It's easy to get flatlined in our sport. Unfortunately, you ran for ounce gloves and that they get through sometimes, you know? Yeah, and it's it's absolutely insane. That says twenty four wins, six by knockout, 14 by submission and seven losses. That's what it says. But again, that's wicked. That's fight a PTSD right now. So. Nick Diaz now, Nick Diaz, pretty good fighter, right? Yeah, I mean, he's all right. He has a good. He has, but he's good as me. But yeah, he's well, let's put it, I'll put it this way. It's one of these things where it's kind of like NASCAR drivers. If you recognize the person's name back, he's probably done okay, right? Yeah, exactly. And it's like, you know, there's that 10, 15 NASCAR names, you know, and it's kind of the same way. I don't know. I know like three. I think two of them are from the movie, from a movie. I I bet. I bet. Oh yeah. Like days of Thunder Loaded Tom Cruise racing NASCAR still right? Yeah, I'm well, maybe I'm being generous, but I'm just saying we could. We could. Probably. You could probably dig a little deeper than you thought. But anyway, Nick Diaz and Nick Diaz, you see on those many shows, does he do some of that? Like, I feel like he doesn't commentating or something like that. He's like the worst public speaker ever. He just drones on and on about nothing like in a monotone like robot. I will say in general, and you're obviously the smartest and most gregarious of them all. But but seriously, it is a sport where the guys can string together sentences versus like boxing. You have every once in a while, you're Muhammad Ali or you're, you know, or you're Floyd Mayweather's era. But for the most part, yeah. Well, not only that, they're speaking through an interpreter. So don't get me wrong, I'm getting punchy for sure. Man, I can't remember my car keys or where the hell you know I am. Well, why do you think? What do you think about that? Because they do do that stuff where they examine the brains of the NFL linemen? I wrote. I wrote an article about it for Fight magazine some time ago about the fact that we are giving our bodies for your enjoyment, you know? Right. So I mean, we're doing it for the money and the glory and the vagina to show. But we're definitely like giving our bodies for, you know, the big white elephant in the room is Muhammad Ali Shakin and popping all the time, every public appearance like, whoa, whoa, this guy die. Because man, it's sad to see him out here. I'm not sure if that's a white elephant, but yeah, it's definitely an element. Let's called the black rhino. Yeah, but no. But then on the other hand, and it's true, I mean, you know, but then you know, there's George Foreman, and he seems to be trucking along pretty good and even smokin Joe, who probably never was Tony Randall to begin with. But still, he can form a Senate. Is there any truth to the idea that, you know, boxing is actually a little bit more dangerous because you're getting just head shots? It's not. It's definite, because think about it, these guys are taking that many punches. If I get knocked down in a fight, someone clips me and I get knocked out there. No eight count and I get to shake it off. I get clipped. I go down. The guy jumps on me and finishes me. That's that's it. Yeah. Why boxing up? You're down? Oh, oh, oh oh, you fell down. Stand back up. We'll give you a few seconds to shake it off there, pal. Now, get back in there and get the rest of the brain cells out of your ear. Right, right. Like, that's just how it is. And it's a rough sport. I mean, hell, I, you know, they rougher. They take. There's more sustained punishment. I would say to that, to the noggin. And but also it's one of these things and it's it's a metaphor for life, which is you want to work at a post office sorting mail for the next sixty five years back in your hometown and then just die. Or do you want to f**king have some fun before the whole s**thouse goes up? And you know? Yeah. So you'll be fifty five and you won't know your wife's name. Right? I don't want to know her name. Good point. Adam, what's your wife's name? Oh, Jesus, Mike. Sometimes you f**king ambush me in this f**king. It's a lot of pressure. Podcasts are g*****n ambush. Jesus Christ, our you trail over here. Relax. I'll think of it. Yeah. So anyway, Jason. All. I'm going to be sorry here for Thursday at 11:00. 11:00 Eleven. So only on the TV described the premise of the show. For those who don't understand. Yeah, those who don't know. Basically, we take a we a bully who some guy who punks on on the guys in the neighborhood or whatever. We show you the bully. We show you the victims and we show you why this guy is a jerk. And I offer him ten thousand dollars to step in to the cage in a fair fight against a professional fighter. His own weight. Now he doesn't have to win the fight to get the $10000. He just has to survive, right? And basically, he gets beat up and I make fun of him. Right? And it's it's visceral satisfaction. Everyone wants to see that guy get his a*s kicked. And then what do you think about all these campaigns against bullying? I just saw Madonna on Entertainment Tonight like going Please stop bullying and you know, people are gay. Leave him alone. Stop, stop causing. I personally think, first of all, it's a rite of passage to be bullied, to be bullied and then also. Listen, if these people are killing themselves, it's not because they're being bullied, it's because they have a deep seated emotional problem. Here's what I'm saying, and I'm not going to say Are you getting ready to go on a pro bullet? Yes, I am. I am. So here's what I'm saying. Here's what I'm saying. Everybody goes through this at one time or another and every single celebrity, whenever they put the mic in their face, they go, How is high school? I was felt like an outsider. I was made fun of. Everyone feels awkward when they're going through their teen years. That's just how it goes. And if you think of it this way, a lot of again being bullied is one thing jumping off a bridge. I'm just saying the person that bullied the person who killed themselves is a victim in their own way as well, because that person should not have jumped off the bridge because the roommate bullied them. In a way, it's the ultimate punking of the guy who bullied you, right? It's a rare fact if you wanted to f**k with someone. Imagine this. Imagine you do this. Watch, I'm going to put this gun to my head now to grow right to kill myself. No, I mean, seriously, the person this roommate who was probably, you know, not not a criminal, not a horrible person, but a person that was f**king around the same kind of s**t we would do when we were 19. We did much worse than any of these guys ever did. And this person has to live with the fact that his bullying and her bullying cost a life when someone needs to really explain to that person. Nobody gets anyone to kill themselves. They have a deep seated issue. If they kill themselves now, they could be depressed. They could punch you in the face. They could report you to a counselor. But jumping off a bridge, you did not push them off that bridge. You didn't help. All right. You did not help. But you are not responsible for their death. And I'm not. I would. I would hope that people did not bully people, but the people who kill themselves over bullying. It's not because they're being bullied, it's because they have a deep seated issue. And I would I would also guess that the family unit is not what it could be. But while I agree with you on that like that, yeah, there's some kind of emotional issue if somebody goes and kills themselves. Sure. I have to say that I think what all the celebrities are jumping behind is the fact it's really easy to get out there on a microphone and go, Hey, I don't support bullying. Well, yeah, of course you're not supposed to. It's a s**tty thing to do. Sure. Sure, I'm against AIDS, Ebola and whooping cough. Yeah. And parasites. Yeah. Oh, and oh. As far as Iraq goes and Afghanistan, I'm against the war, but I support the troops. Thank you. Yeah. But I think that, you know, I think that there is like a societal thing that we need to like address that. In general, we need to step up and say that, hey, it's not OK to bully people, you know, because I think that like, yeah, with this, I know this kid killed himself because because the gay man, but I don't even know if it was a gay thing like he was. That's something that the gay that has the kids OK to be gay. But here's the thing I would film my if I knew my roommate was having sex, gay or straight. Well, you said for an adult, it's like I said, I noticed that I said, it's okay for a kid's be gay. And I was adding, or for an adult, OK, I think that's all. And that's okay. It's not like that at 18, and I would film if I knew my roommate was having sex, gay or straight, and I knew there was a camera the size of a pack of cigarettes. I could put in the mouth of my W.C. Fields poster, and it would never know it for the card, right? Right above where the cards were, where it's played out in front of it. I would f**king do it in a heartbeat when I was 19, and that if someone said, Hey, you want to push a button and share it with everyone in the dorm, I'd be like, Yes, I mean, I would have done it to don in the second. Now, if Donnie was chugging c**k, I probably would have laughed harder about it. But if Donnie was eating pussy, it still would have been taped. I put it on YouTube, so first off, I don't know what he was gay, but I don't know how big a role that played. That was the main main part of it. The thing about gays, what do you mean? The main part? That was the main thing about it was he hadn't come out to his. No, no. For him. I'm just saying for the roommate, the roommate may have filmed them doing anything with anyone gay or straight, you know? I mean, that was his humiliation. Yeah. I guarantee it. But yeah, if he was f**king hot blond. Yeah, with huge debts. Then you just said it's high fives all the way around it, jumping off the bridge, but he's screwing a dude. Thor decided it's a hot topic. No, and I understand he hadn't come out and that's what caused him. But I'm saying I don't know that the roommate was gay bashing. No, you're right. That's my point. Turned it into that, and I'm saying I think he was just f**king with his roommate, it really to me that that particular incident to me displays more of a bigger problem in all of society. The fact that it's not OK to be gay, it is OK to be gay. But I think that if anybody wants to be gay, they can and and release all of society just need to get over it. But you know, everyone keeps like religious, right? In their Bible. I don't know that it's a choice. Listen, man, I've seen killers again years old. They're gay, guys understand. But here's the thing are we ever going to? Take this part of our DNA and our experience and carve it from our brains. That part where when I was 19. If me and Donnie and my buddy Chris Chris opened the door and our buddy Ray was stuck in a guy's car where we wouldn't f**king go out of the room screaming our brains out versus eating pussy. You know what I'm saying? Like, everyone's liberal. Everyone's open minded. Everyone's an atheist. Nobody gives a s**t. We still one of our nine year old buddy chicken, a c**k versus eating pussy. There's a part of your brain that just goes, Oh s**t, right? I know gay dudes and I always crack up. Come on. You got to understand that it's weird for me to know that you blow, dudes. Not we're not where we are. I want to punch you. We're like, We're just weird, cause that's not right. And so how are we ever going to carp now? Not weird. I need to drag you behind a pickup truck. Yeah, but just are you ever going to be able to eliminate that part where I think eventually I think we're going to go backwards just below? Like, you're like, Oh, what's going on? Oh, you're blowing? That's cool. See you later, Bob, you guys. It's no big deal. Well, from your mouth the glacier, Zachary. I think my kids, kids, you know, they might blow some dudes who cares. I I grew up in the I wrote in my book that, you know, especially living in Hollywood and L.A. Unified School Systems, that complete piece of s**t, it's unusable. So I'm going to have to send my kids to some trendy school in Santa Monica. And by the time, you know, 10 years from now, when my kids in high school, it'll probably flip like, Come on, Carol. What do you mean? I just didn't feel like sucking c**k. My job was short. Come on, you're not gay. Yeah, I am. Come on. Who wants me to book all? Get a f**king pillow out and blow you guys like right out? Bulls**t. You think you're too good to suck c**k, don't you, Carol? No, man. And my son is going to get bullied for not judging you. Like pussy, you pussy. Yeah. Let's get them boys. He likes titties. Yeah. Two different issues, though. You're right, though, that that is the worst payback that someone has to live with. Like you tease a kid like any kid would do. Well, that poor part of the motivation. Yeah, those two kids and I say kids because we all did a bunch of s**t at 19, that was ridiculous. And those two 19 year olds who were college students and living in a dorm. So, you know, they weren't f**kin feral cats living on a street. They weren't animals. I'm sure they're not criminals. I'm sure they're not going to go on to a life of crime that just kind of a low grade depression, knowing that the guy who killed himself was sort of because of you, which is all the f**kin punishment, by the way. Cosmically, those guys don't have to get fined or do any jail time or community service. You live with the fact that you're the guy who society thinks killed the 19 year old. He's got to be terrible, terrible thing to feel f**king horrible. And the bigger picture to me is is not really the gay thing or the bullying thing because I always feel like there's going to be bullying and there's going to. And to me, the bullying part is we want society to take care of the bullying. And to me, I want the parents of the bully to get the f**king bully. Get your pitbull on the f**king leash douche bag, and let's start. Let's start going after the parents. Meaning, look, there's a lot of stuff. It's like, What about the counselors? What about the teachers? What about the parents of the kids who's being bullied? What about the f**king parent of the kid who's out there f**king with everyone else who's that f**king person? And why are they being held accountable? And literally, if you can find if you can be fined for your dog s**tting on a park, you know, on a lawn in a park, then why can't you be fined for your kid? You're under 18 year old kid out, f**king causing havoc on the schoolyard, and let's just start f**king bringing it back to him. And then let's have that f**king kid leave the house every morning and have mom. And I'm guessing dad isn't in the picture, but mom go, Hey, listen, if I get a f**kin report, if you f**king with some spindly kid in it cost me another one hundred and eighty five bucks. I'll beat the s**t out of you when you get home. So keep it f**king straight, douchebag circle, kid. Yeah, yeah, that's not free to f**k. I mean, you will get a f**kin time out will find you just the same way they fight. If you use to solve problems, they will beat the s**t out of you. I will make you suck a dick, too. Yeah, that's what it should be. That's right. I will pull my dick off and beat you with it. No, I'm just saying, what about the parents of the f**king bullies? Like where and and as I've always said, like, everyone's like, Well, you know what the dropout rate is? You know, the bullying is, you know, the blah blah and people are reading a third grade level and they're not attending class above, and everyone wants to know what's going on with the schools and the counselors. Where's the parents kids dropping out? That's the parents have kids bullying their parents. If you have a crazy idea of like what parents like about a wild notion that you should parent I. I think that a lot of people do not give a f**k about. I know, and we need I. But it's the same people who would not give a f**k about the speed limit if it was not being enforced by some guy sitting with a radar gun on the side of the road, you know what I mean? Like, where's a lot of things in society, like paying your taxes, obeying the speed limit, things that have to do with the roads, things that have to do with not shoplifting. And see, there's a lot of stuff that in society where you wouldn't f**king pay for a gallon of milk, you'd drive 120 miles an hour and you'd never pay another tax dollar as long as you f**king live. Except for our government said, You know what? We're going to get you in line. Yeah, and we could get people in line when it came to bowling. That's all I'm saying. Not Madonna doing a PSA saying, Hey, knock it off on Allen. It's not. Nobody gives a damn. I know it's like she's really hitting the target demographic right there. But with those apologies, I'd be scared of Madonna. Yeah, she's got some pipes. What about Doogie Howser telling gay kids it gets better? I think that it's better. Just move to West Hollywood, baby. Oh my god, you got damn to go to your people. I always feel bad. I had over. I have a cousin, probably gay. I like I like he's gay. Who cares? Like that? I could just tell it like, you know, rednecks, my family are like looking at him sideways and I'm like, Right? Come on. The who cares? Like, let them be fancy. He wants to be fancy, right? He wants to do things with a little pizzazz and hang out with the ladies during Thanksgiving. That's fine. You know, we'll go out and chew, dip and shoot guns. Sure, he can go back and knit socks. I don't care. Yeah, a little panache. Yeah, right? Listen, I have said a million times, I love me some gays, because they're not part of the problem. They don't s**t out a bunch of kids they can't take care of. They pay a s**tload in taxes. They don't use anything. Their dance clubs have excellent music. Oh my god, I. And whether it's the back of the house, it's all delightful. Right? They drive lightweight cars that don't chew up the road through. All those potholes are caused by the a*****es with the snow tires and the hummers and the big duly, you know, three, 50's and everything. They're on a f**king cloud of air and that Miata, that Mini Cooper convertible. And without them, there'd be like no muscle and fitness magazines. I mean, you know, straight dudes are getting that buff. No way. We're not shaving them. So, yeah. So the next fight for Jason Mayhem Miller, do we know? I don't know. Is it you? You see, either? Because I've been fighting in Japan quite a bit at doing the dream show out there. That's mad. It's it's they love it over there, don't they? Oh man, it's you don't understand what it's like to stand in front of 20 30000 thousand people standing on a white mat in a ring, and it's absolutely silent. And I'm like, Wow. And then every once in a while back, be right back to complete silence. And I'm looking around and I can see everyone's little eyes looking at me. And I'm not sure you guys are frickin dead silent right now because they're so respectful of what's about to happen. The the thing that I've said many times about one of the greatest boxing matches ever is Tyson and Buster Douglas, because even though Tyson didn't train like he should have trained and so on and so forth, that was still the old Tyson and Buster Douglas was putting together combinations and sitting down on those punches and throwing punches like a middleweight with a big frame dude and doubling up on the jab and fall on with a straight cross and then come in with an uppercut and was like it was a clinic that he was putting on. But even though even then Tyson caught him with a quick uppercut like knocked him down in the eighth or ninth round, it was a great fight, an amazing fight. And by the way, when people say Tyson was a 50 to one favorite, they're not kidding. He was f**king 50, literally 50 to one favorite. And the only thing that sucked about that fight is it took place in Japan and it was silent. So yeah, if that took place in Vegas, you realize how much the crowd, it'd be unreal big guys in fur coats, throwing cell phones at people and s**t. And those are the Jews. But what I mean is it took place in Japan, and if you watch a fight, there's no crazy s**t. Yeah, it's weird. So it takes away from it a little. There's a reaction. There's a reaction when like a change in position or I throw a good combination or something good happens reaction and then back to silent. I'm like, Wow, wow, you guys are great. So next, fight out in the states. When do you think that'll? Not sure, man. If as soon as I book it, I'll come back in here and sit on this nice couch, which is UFC, is tough because Dana White will be like, You're in, you're out. And it's like guy loses two fights in a row. He boots. Yeah, I mean, it's like it's like being in menudo and turning. 16. I know you're half a world. Yeah, but I fight for strikeforce, right, so I fight on CBS and Showtime. And like, I got a good thing going on with them and they're doing a thing where strikeforce and UFC are. They're finally, Oh hell no. That's one of the guys I thought I heard on my latest MTV show that somebody was going to fight somebody from. It's inevitable. It's like, Oh yeah, I agree. And IFC is Super Bowl. It's inevitable that strikeforce would be the equivalent of the Jets, and UFC would be the cold, and it'd be Super Bowl number one. And mayhem Miller would be. That would be Joe Namath making the prediction a 15 to one underdog or fifteen point dog. And yeah, you get it all right. I was like, I got it, girl. Where are you training out here? I have a training camp set up down in Orange County, so that way I have my whole camp set up there. I bought a house there, got a Jacuzzi recovery center in my house. It's nice. Yeah, yeah. So I got it all. All set up down there had a rain training center in in like Lake Forest. Now what is? You will train or will you train? I mean, there's training for fight and then there's stage. I'm just staying in shape. Yeah, right. Currently, right now I'm just staying in shape. I'm getting in because I got a lot of promotional stuff for Boogie V Down show up here in L.A. quite a bit, and I'm getting my workouts in over here and I'm doing some strict training with your guy, Kelly Kelly. Oh, he's great. Yeah, he's great, man. And so get some spring training in with him and kind of keep it in shape, helping other guys who got fights coming up. So I go in. I fought three of my best friends this past weekend. I just share this game. Give em a fight, you f**ker guy's wife. And she's going to be pissed, right? Yeah, I got news for. So, you know, again, make sure that my guys are going to be in good shape for their fights and help them out and make sure that I stay in decent shape. So when it comes time to fight, I get snap myself into picture. And what do you think about Brock Lesnar and what do you think about Cain Velasquez? Well, I called Cain Velasquez as the winner of that fight. As soon as I heard about it was like Cain will beat him because he just more mobile. And it's Brock Lesnar put on so much muscle mass and such a big dude. And it showed in that fight that you cannot carry that much muscle mass and still be able to fight. You know what I mean? It's it's hard and and Cain just, you know, he like he looked tiny in comparison, but he's a high level wrestler and he has good boxing and he has good jiu jitsu. So he's like everywhere, all over Brock. Well, historically, the guys with the brick s**thouse builds. Yeah. You know, I don't know how guys like that, the beach muscles guys never did. As well as these sort of smooth, fluid guys. I mean, all throughout his career, when you take a look at Roberto Duran with the shirt off and if he wasn't fat, yeah, he had to add two modes fat and unimpressive, but he'd never had buff or lean or, you know, he just had smooth. They just look smooth. And all those guys, for the most part, once in a blue moon, you'd get some guy like, you know, Sugar Ray Leonard when he was really in his prime and and Marvin Hagler. But for the most part, especially those Mexican fighters guys, they couldn't even find the f**king doctor couldn't find a vein in their arm to take a blood test before the fight. Like it couldn't. Cesar Chavez and guys like that, I mean, those guys didn't f**kin have a vein in there, and yet they just beaten the f**k out of everybody. And the guy who fought Aaron Pryor, the f**king Cuevas Napa Pina Cuevas. f**k, and they just died recently. It was El Salvadorian guy. The f**k was his name. We'll figure it out. One of the the guy. It was just it was this crazy thing. We're like three fighters all died within a oh yeah, six months or four months. Here it weird. Everybody kept dropping off. Yeah, yeah, it was. It was all for different reasons. One guy got shot the right. I know. I knew who. Yeah, I'll come up. We have. We both hadn't been hit and had so much we could figure it out. I know, but that's what has happened right now. I could see you both going. Yeah, yeah. Good guy. And then and then the other guy was a, you know, not the f**k man and the Italian guy. What the hell? I never get to Googling that. Get the Googling whatever, he said. Right now, I don't know what he's talking about. You, Google. All right. The one guy. All right. I'm going to think of what we got. Now we got to come up with everyone's f**king rhetoric. It's going to give the f**k, man. Let's just keep talking about Taqueria. Alexis Aguayo. Skinny. Not a buff guy, but a great pit bulls man. f**k, sometimes that pit bull that looks all buff and whatever. Get that. Get killed. My friend, Michael Vick, me and him were hanging out with Cher doing the thing. He she didn't know bullying. He said he should write. I think that would reach out better than you really should part and probably knock off a couple of hours community service. Then he still got some left. Yeah, he should, and probably about 7000 hours. Yeah, he aguayo and I know that. f**k. And anyway, I'll come up with the rest of the names. You want to do a little more news, Jessica, and bring it on home. Oh, oh, oh, oh, right. Check engine light on. Take the guesswork out of your check engine light with O'Reilly very scared. It's free and provides a report with solutions based on over 650 million vehicle scans verified by AC certified master technicians. And if you need help, we can recommend a shot for you. As for O'Reilly, Vera Scan today oh oh oh oh right. Auto parts. Oh, oh, oh, oh, right. Check engine light on. Take the guesswork out of your check engine light with O'Reilly very scared. It's free and provides a report with solutions based on over 650 million vehicle scans verified by AC certified master technicians. And if you need help, we can recommend a shot for you. As for O'Reilly, Vera Scan today oh oh oh oh right. Auto parts. All right. Adam Crawshaw for 43 part one. Come up for a final clip today we have Adam Carolla Show 478. Jay Glazer and Bobby Slayton live from Happy Endings for Football Sunday Show. Jay Glazer talks about training with Jason Mayhem Miller. Check it out. Yeah, get it on. Got to get it on, no choice but to get it on mandate. Get it on and welcome back to Happy Endings one more time. Jay Glazer, NFL's Sunday Fox analyst extraordinaire and a dear dear friend. Mm, a fan we'll talk about that is with us for the first half. Bobby Slayton is coming in here a lot of obviously and fans, especially Bobby Slayton coming in here for the second half. Great to see you again. How you doing, buddy? Doing great. Last time I ran into Jay, I was getting a shave and I thought you were going to the Brazilian. I got right. I get the wax in the back room. I get the cuticle push, the bleaching. You're getting the bleaching. I'm getting the a**l bleaching now. It's not the kind of thing. I'll just get my goatee done. I turned around. I saw that I wasn't I don't joke wasn't my idea of my age and said I could pick up some extra work if I wanted to bleach and you got to keep up with the Joneses. And so I walked in, and it's a weird thing I realized because I went into this place once in my life, right, and shaved my shave to get a shave for the first time ever in my life. But then the only time I went in there, I saw you and then I realized, you must think I go in there once a week to get a shave, maybe twice a day. Maybe I'm just stalking you. Yeah. And you went in to get your shave as well. I got to get my goatee down off the show because really, whenever I do it, I happen. It's ridiculous. Wow. I'm sorry, guys do that where they get the pencil thin line going all the way around the thing and I can never figure it out once in a while. I try it with the razor doesn't work. He use a straight edge. You know, these guys are like, you know, they're not shaking. They're good. You know, we have years of drinking. You know, we appreciate if we get to T. J. Boy, what a NFL Football Day today. Jesus Christ. I mean, the Patriots losing to the jets. I never would have seen that coming. I really wouldn't have Tom Brady losing at home for the first time in like twenty eight efforts. You know, I thought the jets were going to show a better effort. Obviously, they did last time. I think the last time the quarterback just kind of man, he just choked, you know it, Sanchez. I thought, they're going to be better. I didn't think the game would be too big for him this time, but I didn't think the Patriots would stumble this badly and they just came out there. It was almost like they had no urgency, even toward the end when they they're trying to play catch up instead of going to hurry up offense and make sure, no, not a lot of time comes off the play clock. They're waiting for the play clock to get down to eleven 10 seconds before they snap the ball well and get it. You know, I wonder, you think, you know, last time they played them, they beat them forty five to three or forty five to six or something. They slaughtered them. Forty five three, forty five three. So you think there's a disadvantage for the team that got slaughtered mentally like, you know, you, you like the main game. If a guy kicked the holy s**t out of you last time you got in the octagon with him, you'd you'd be at a disadvantage. But I'm going to sit there. No, it's not that we kicked the hell out of my a*s. I'm going to sit there and go off my tray, my a*s off to make sure this doesn't happen again. You do whatever I can. I'm not going to get embarrassed again, and I'm sure that, you know, there are a lot of guys had to really look inside themselves, you know, for that game. I tell you what the Jets did also last night. It's just something really interesting. They brought in Dennis Bird. The Chad was paralyzed. Sherri brought him in last night to the team meeting. Guys I talked to said it was unbelievable. And he came and he said, You know what? I would give up anything, anything at all to have a chance at one more play. And he said, this is the first time I feel like I've been in a room full of champions. And then he pulled out the game jersey that they cut off him. Mm hmm. When that accident happened and presented it to Rex Ryan Rex, these all emotional, he starts bawling and everybody starts getting teared up. And they saw later they took that game, jersey the team captains and walked it out with them. Yeah. To the middle of the field, it's little things like that. It's just I think this one of those games were because they got whipped so badly. Every single guy looked inside themselves that you were embarrassed. They look in the mirror. You were embarrassed. Now what are you going to do about it? Yeah. And I would think, see, I've switched my thinking because first I thought, Well, you'd be confident if you were the patriots knowing that you've killed this team last time. And now I'm thinking about it, maybe too confident. They seem to lack that urgency. It didn't feel like it was a match up to them, and rightfully so, they killed them last time. Bird, by the way, the guy was paralyzed. I think they're playing the lions. Maybe even though I was well, I don't know it was the alliance guys, right? Yeah, yeah. He walked into the meeting, by the way. Utley did. No, no, no. Bird. Oh, bird. Well, bird walking. Yeah. Is Utley still in the wheelchair? I don't know. Is he still in the wheelchair or is he? I think for this, you're going to figure this out. You're quite happy under Darryl Stingley. Yeah. All right. All right. Anything else you want to talk about? Well, my grandparents passed spring back. I want to bring back a part time or anything. All right, so so Utley is walking a bird bird walking turns walking. Yeah, that'll never fly again. The point is this Jay. So couple of things and it's funny because I did this interview with Rich Eisen for his podcast. Yes, I saw him tweet that earlier, earlier in the week, and he said, If you're an NFL commissioner, what would you do? And I said, first off, Oh, you're not getting in the goalpost. All right. I'm not. I'm done bringing up the golf clubs, although I'm right with the call. Please bring up. Please raise your head coaches. You OK every year? OK, point is that the point is this? I said, no, you know what I said? I said Rich. I would do away with the whistles because evidently the crowd noise is too loud or the players are too beat up. I think the players are so beat up now that they keep running, they keep ignoring the whistle, they keep all the things. You could change the way they want to change the whistles. Yes. Whether they have a change that you want to change it to either dog whistle or a rape whistle. I got to work it out or whistle the commands of dogs or. I'd like to combine the two whistles to regular Saturday afternoon. I said, have the air horn that they used to start the boat regatta with because these guys don't know when to start and stop playing anymore. And sure enough, I was watching the Steelers game and there were two crazy plays were the teams quit right at the beginning of the game and then somebody picked it up and ran it in. And the other guy? Yeah, you're too crazy. Stop calling Ran with the error and there was the kick off. Just the opening kickoff for the guy got tackled. How many times I the opening kickoff? Has it happened for part of your job? You really got to focus. How many times does it happen this year where somebody got tackled? But none of their body parts touched the ground, but they were on top of another human being? The one thing, I guess in reverse that not the whistle, I would change replay. Know what I mean by that is I don't think they could replay enough. There's too much human error. What I really change more than anything is full time referees, because some of these guys, I mean, these guys, they got some of the six figure jobs. As referees make an awful lot of money, they're making great full time money for working Friday, Saturday, Sunday. And that's it. You know, for that kind of salary, make full time referees, make their make sure they're in shape, put them through. You don't want one of those, you know, those errors, training centers, you see, and he'll really get them, you know, get them out there and get the monkey bars. That's right. Get them on the monkey bars, get them a great check. But I think you need a full time referees. That's what I would change round about the NFL. And you don't need somebody, you know the whistle because they would get it right a lot more often. What do these guys do or are they not full time? No, they're not full time at all. There are lawyers and salesmen and surance agents and podcast people sure that the dreaded podcast Joe Hockey seems to be in shape. And speaking of in shape, by the way, you do a little may training camp and you're working with Clay Matthews. Yeah, we worked with him before going to some other guys, but would work with Clay before the season. We did the Atlanta Falcons. It's me and Randy Couture, and we did the St. Louis Rams. So the Falcons, obviously the number one thing in the NFC. I was, you know, bad game against Green Bay with Clay Matthews and the Rams went from the worst team in the league to, you know, vying for a playoff spot. So, you know, in clay, you can see what we've done with Clay's hands. And I think his mind, he, you know, we really try and show you basically you're basically saying that this sport is going to help you get better in your sport. We're actually doing a guy right now. Also, the Houston pitcher, Houston Astros pitcher Ryan Roach Smith is one in 10 last year. Bring him to us. We change your mindset. Totally change your mindset. You know, the cage fighter. My mindset mentality is getting a cage. A cage door shuts. You own that cage. You break that man's will across from you. So we try and do the same thing. We push these guys their limits way past anything they could ever imagine. Like, I talked to play a couple of weeks ago and Chris Long train, I said, Hey, guys, in the fourth quarter this game, no matter what happens, how cold it is, anything you could always go back to. As bad as this is, it's nowhere near as bad as the s**t that these guys put me through. We just we push, we take them to the dark places. Now we take them a bad play that they never thought they can go to. But a guy like Klain's a**l sex? Well, now that's that's what Randy Couture Week. I don't do that. I hear ya. That's why he's that's why he's my partner. But like for a guy like Klamath Math, the natural rapist. Yeah, if we do a ton of hand fighting with clay, and if you watch Clay's hands now, everything is very violent with his hands, a lot of linemen. They slap hands away clay. He takes that form. He takes at first. He smashes guys that way. It's just and he's violent. And it's all, by the way, this is all Jay Glazer because Clay has no genetic advantage. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that, but what I'm saying. His sister played in the league in the 70s. Every time he's ever met his play in the lake, you know, what we do is we help, and he looked at it because I want a guy like Klay needs to be pushed. Sure, I need some. It's not for everybody. We've got a ton of guys who come in and they quit in the day. They're like, Oh, I'm going to do this, I'm going to sign up for a month and we never see him again. We, a one guy who actually signed up for a month and paid for a month, and we never saw him again. So I said, he's a Pro Bowl linebacker. I said him, Dude, what? We never saw you again. And he said why I wanted to. I don't want you to think I couldn't do it, I said, but we didn't show up the next day. We knew you couldn't do it. What the hell sense is that make? So what? It's just not. It's not for everybody, but a guy like Klay, who already has the genetics. He already has the make up. He's already a pro bowler. He wants to take himself to that next level. And yeah, he did with his hands hands. He went from one Pro Bowler to defense pro, the defensive player of the Year. I would concur. And you know, I'm just saying if he ever does decide to go the Herschel, walk around and get into the he's talked to me about it. He's not going to do that after he asked me if he should do it during the lockout. After I said, Absolutely not. Well, no. Oh, sure, by the way, which is you telling a young student that he sucks? No, I'm not saying that, but it's all different when you get hit in the face. Sure, you don't hit these guys at all. But he hit us. He actually cracked my left wrist like the last in the last week that we worked with him. He cracked my left wrist. Son of a b***h hit on his head on it. Just doing the hand front, it's going to have to get a haircut if he gets in the octagon, because I've seen guys like going to think, well, OK. But back in the day I saw guys is nothing better. If you're a guy who hates a guy with a ponytail grabbed the bat, nothing worse and nothing more satisfying than seeing it being used as a hand, all of that was a massive guy's face. That was what I was hoist gracie and chemo. He grabbed his little ponytail. That's right. There's nothing better. It's the ultimate. Next time you're in a bar and see a guy with a ponytail, just go up and grab it. Just start smashing this. Yeah. So is that it works for Adam? Is it legal? Is it legal to grab that hair in the air? Because I don't see anyone do it anymore? They used to do it. Probably check into that. Yeah, I had Jason Mayhem Miller, actually. He's a dude. He came to my house two days ago. He did. We trained. Yes. And would you steal anything? Oh yes. My heart. Number one in my shoes. And you're bleaching kit. I swear to God the guy shows up. He knew a week in advance. I said, Come to my house. We'll work on some hands. He said, All right, I'll go, I'll come over. And he came over. He knew a week in advance and we set it all up. And then when he showed up, he said, Hey, can I borrow some shoes? And I open the cabinet and they're about six eight pair of boxing shoes there. And he put on a pair of my shoes barefoot and any warm. You know what I got? I think it's mayhem. I'm not positive, but I think it's him. Alex Carroll, who was in the first season of The Ultimate Fighter, says he finally gets enough money buys the house. I think he bought a house in Vegas, rent a house in Vegas because he's training out there, the UFC training center and one day and he said, I have no furniture high enough to get the house, but I have no furniture. So one day I come home, the doors are locked and I walk in and the places like furnished the furniture. I go in the bedroom and there's mayhem Miller. He's laying in bed. He's like, We don't hear you go, Well, you got good news and bad news for you. Bad news is you got yourself a new roommate. Good news is a furnished voice. He broke in and moved in. He didn't take it and still s**t. He broke it and move in. Yeah. I'm just saying I'm just missing a pair of pony. So, so well. Let's talk a little more since that's something you know very well. And we don't know more football today. We don't have football. Okay. All right. Lesnar's getting back into the ring as a junior dos Santos. Yeah, for the first time ever. What do you think about that? Yeah. You know the thing about Brock, he still until he until he really shows he can take, he's able to take punches. And, you know, he's one of those guys who doesn't like to get hit an awful lot. Sure. And you got to really what you got to do is going to the gym and just get banged around for a while. Check your ego at the door, get put down, get stoned a lot, you know, just boom. You know it just it's got to go through. It sucks, but you got to get through it. So you kind of get in there and that's not an issue and you're not worried about it, not thinking about it, and you could use the rest of your skills. Cain Velasquez, I had said for months before that Cain would beat him because I just. Cain is just too violent, very complete, you know, and Brock is still he's not green anymore, but he's still learning. He's still he's still he's getting better. He's learning. The one thing about Brock, he works his a*s off. He really does. You know, he brought Randy out there to help train him for his fight with Corwin. And you start, said David Carr. When starting point guard, he started backing up, backing up and backing up. The same with Cain. We can starting point is like, Oh man, I don't want to do this. So Brock is going to get over. That he's going to be tough as hell to beat. Do you think maybe it's Junior dos Santos is complete? He is, yeah. And he's going to be favored in that fight and then the winner of that fight will go on a fight if I can. Yeah, who's injured now is a pitcher, and I hate that Ken is calling him out. I mean, Junior is calling him out for him. He's not care. Velasquez and Duncan anyway. I'll tell you what. Yeah. If you agree to fight Brock Lesnar, a guy who has a nine and then takes him down tattooed on. Yes, I believe I've just seen pictures. The point is is you're going to if you're not running away from Brock Lesnar, you're not ducking anybody, right? You have an injury if willing to follow that. I'm just doing my hands. If you're willing to get into the octagon with a guy who looks like Brock Lesnar, you don't duck anyone. No. You know, I tell you what. The most amazing thing I ever saw from Cain is when I was at Arizona Combat Sports, we had Ryan Bader, who's fighting Jon Bones Jones and C.B. Dollaway, who's up, you know, he's tough as hell, and these two guys, they get me in our cage over there with Cain. OK. Cain stays in there and they round robin on Cain, eight minute rounds back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. Cain never never came out for a break. Never came out. He went. Thirty two minutes, actually. Thirty one minutes right at the end. I think see the arm drag them. Cain hit the cage and busted his head open and they had to stop because they had a fight that everyone talks about. He won. I mean, I've never seen that from a heavyweight. I've never seen anything like that. Everyone, his case matters to Dio and to fanatics. Yeah. And you know, the thing you was I kind of wonder about with Brock Lesnar is I feel like maybe he's too much about the weights in the tattoos and the viral stuff. And a little like, maybe he should get more fluid or something. He's maybe he's doing the right, pumping the iron and start work in the hands or something. You know what I'm saying the right things by learning the game or, you know, you saw him, you know, with the the triangle choke on the head and arm choke on on Shane Carlin, right? So you saw that with the arm triangle, you saw you see his game evolve. He's doing that right. He's just that damn big and mess. He's actually cut down his weight because he's used to go from high to ninety five down to sixty five. He's way in and get right back up there. Yeah, and then right back up there against Cain, he didn't do that. He can just kind of walk around near that weight, but he's doing the right things to evolve in the sport. Except you got to just go through a camp where you just you bring in some great boxers and they just whip your a*s for a while. Well, speaking of boxing, you know, not only is Mae turning into the biggest sport world fast growing sport in the world, but it is benefiting from boxing essentially going nowhere, right? I mean, it's it's a literally a one off goodness of boxing and the characters in boxing. I mean, you take the heavyweight division and it's, oh, you got the Klitschko brothers. I use that now instead of an Ambien. I watch a Klitschko fight. Yeah, oh yeah. How do you deal with watching a heavyweight with a hand down, by his way, through a jab a minute? No, but one who fight and Chris Ariela like, there's nobody to fight. I don't know. The only the klitschko's fighting each other would be awesome, but they're never going to do that. Awesome. It would be that I have two guys in between three of the two of them that have and the seven jabs around and well, wow, that'd be terrific. It still wakes me up and that. It's still I would. I know you love boxing. I know I started boxing. I would. I hate. I love the sport, but I hate the characters in the sport. Well, they're missing characters now, and that's the problem that people are running the sport. That's what I mean. I guess, man, it's just so damn crooked. But also maintain a wipe. s**t is straight and you know, and then I don't know what the I don't know what the big match ups are. So I mean, Em's not only benefiting from being an exciting new sport, but it's also benefiting from boxing just flatlining for putting it out to the different. You know, this isn't to a UFC fight. There's ten fights on the card. Fans go for all 10 fights. You know, when they're five minutes in between the two and you're going, you go for a boxing match, you show up for the last fight. It finally gets going about midnight and it's like, Oh my God, right? And then you watch Klitschko through, you know, five punches throughout. Yeah, yeah, no. I listen. I agree. And I don't know. I love Manny Pacquiao. I'll pay to watch him, love him. Always pay to watch him. But that's it. That's the only God. But I appreciate him who? You're going to watch him fight. No question, but I appreciate watching him. Man, he's going to fight the girls. I love his game. I have said he's going to fight Klitschko. I just can't believe that one of the clinch a Vladimir. Which one's which one's dating? Hayden Panettiere? No, no. The other one, Murray. Murray Hill. That's right. Her collie, yeah, Baldacci Klitschko, because she's all of five, one and a half and he's six, seven and a half, and she must have to stand on an apple crate to give him a blowjob. I got to tell you, I could tell you what. That's a lot of man. And you know, these guys have like doctorates in physical science and stuff. Yeah, I tell you, you don't want to box you with that. No, but I got to the year in my boxers, right? All right. No, that's right. I missed like Leon's space, where he's like missing his teeth and you know, he's got 15 kids from twenty three women and all that kind of stuff. That's a guy walking out of the doctor. You know, kids kind of heavyweight. Ah, you don't even have kids at least 10 kids. It's seven a.m. You should know what's going on is your kids are ruining it for everyone. They're pouring in the ring and boring in the bedroom as well. It is, and their their style of fighting is boring. They stand up. They keep their elbows tucked in their hands down their hips. The they just just release the klitschko's. This is their whole thing as well. Yeah, they smother. I mean, they but they don't trade. No, they're just not. They're just not an excuse. Not as enticing. No, I don't know. I don't know what what David Lennox, you watch him because you're always helping him fight the old Tyson. But Lennox is boring as hell. I mean, he was just as boring as you get, you know? No, he was. Yeah, but he was boring. But ever since Tyson, yeah, it's got to be in a weird way. Nice for Tyson. And you wonder if there's still one more sort of crazy circus match one ama thing where he like fights, say chimpanzee or something, and that's in the works. Like, I mean, you feel like there's one crazy payday for Tyson, right? One embarrassing, weird subway human hangover two. I hope he does that. I think he is in that. Is it? Yeah. Wait a minute. Yeah, he is. There is a guy who they kicked out of Hangover. That's right. The Semite. But his name? Yeah. Mel C is that guy. Yeah. Yeah. Sound that jag off got kicked out. Rapist is in. But the estimate is that, yeah, is a guy like to fight Mel Gibson? Oh, yeah, Mel Gibson. Yeah, I think I think when the dust settles on, Mel Gibson will learn that is a f**king whatever his wife had had over the phone. She had it coming out. He yelled at her to sound like a delight, either. Plus, she sounds like one of the Klitschko's J. J, what do we got coming up? Other than that, we got we've got two mothers vs. Joe. Oh, that's over the f that. I like that show. I like to do is mainstream. And you guys made a nice team. Oh, thank you. We've been a couple for a long time. What? What happened? I like that show. I don't know, man. I have no idea. You'll find out. Yeah, I'll find out where I got tomorrow. I have on FOXSports.com and I and the after party. Jay Glazer. It's which it should be with Jay Glazer because, you know, I'm sure makes sense, right? Right. So it's me and it's different players from around the NFL. And tomorrow is Lance Briggs, Ryan Clark from the Steelers. And we get a packer. Tramon Williams all the winner, defensive star from the Packers the other night. And some, I'm sure, from the Jets. Yeah, especially you see these guys in all the winners. I mean, yes, I do like Green Advait in advance because it's the after party. It's a party, right when it's sponsored by host Quavo. So I got to heal up there. I got dancing. Girl Kicker was fantastic. No, no, no, no. We'll have somebody who was like, Quavo. Yeah, we'll have somebody who who never give me a shot with tequila. Dan, by the way, Mike? August Yes. When we were sitting in my hotel room in Miami three weeks ago, I don't like the way this is going, where I know, yeah, you two is refractory period after Gallo, when we're sitting in the room and I was watching my rams get get beat by the lowly Seattle Seahawks. What proclamation did I make at that point? Give me another beer. Then I said, Give me a hint. I what did I say this? Seattle was going to go on to do the beat of the Saints. And then what? I say, what's going to happen that they were going to lose to Paris? I said, get killed by whoever does does a one two punch of s**t. Yes, I said they were going to go on and beat the Saints. Thanks for the backup for the Fox Network. I said they were going to beat the Saints, which sounded insane at the time and then get crushed by whoever they played next, making it a super boring game that that will be. Not only are they going to beat my rams, but this will be their legacy. And sure enough, what happened today got crushed by the bears. The score was a little bit closer than the game indicated. They were never in that game. Got them the whole way. So who do you like, Jay? I mean. I mean, what's up with the ads? How the hell the hottest teams remember? That's the one team actually going into the playoffs instead of two teams. Nobody wants a fence or the fifth and sixth seeds in the NFC, which would damage the Saints in the. And the Packers. And you know, the last scene in the in the AFC, the Jets, the fifth and 16, the Jets, the Ravens. So nobody wants to mess with them. And obviously look for the jets on the Packers. They're the hottest team in the league. You know, Aaron Rodgers is not even funny because I was talking to Mike McCarthy, their head coach, last night. I said, How do you like? You got to like, make sure you get this, get your guys to like, you know, not not be so incredibly that we're the best. You know, we either Clinton or we both know it's going to be a chore because, damn, we were pretty much perfect. Who do I get? He likes to get on people. What do I get on this week? And I'm sure I mean, he's could choose his kid. Go after the Giants. That's a real good with a society when we don't have someone to get on here, scapegoat us again. Well, my people have not want to give him 40 years to take that s**t from my brother. No, he. But it's they're so damn complete offensively, defensively. Aaron Rodgers plays out of his mind right now. You're finally getting a little running game going there. Special teams got it going. They're just tough, man. Well, who's the highest seed left and who, by the way? Steelers embarrassed Steelers, Steelers do, and Steelers and Steelers. First off, thank God the pants are gone. The Steelers we don't need. I think the Steelers would beat the Pats. I think the Steelers will be the Pats. I think that I think they're three for defense. That's the most violent defense. And they would have had to do it in New England. And I know New England just lost to New England. Sounds stupid. You know it's going to. I don't know if New England defense could have dealt with with Pittsburgh as well as I don't think they would have been favored going into New England. They would have been favored. But the one underdog I would, I would have said, You know what? It would be Pittsburgh going to New England. Either way, the only team really not to root for is the Steelers. And I don't say that. Well, every other team it's been, it's been at least a decade since they've won a Super Bowl or even been to the show right here in Green Bay. It's been a far off and ninety eight or whatever. Bears, it's been a while. I mean, they went to the Super Bowl, then won since eighty five Steelers, they have been in the Super Bowl. They have won easily. Dress, she has said. Yes, yes, right? Yes. Right. So it's kind of fun and I don't know who we want at Fox. I have no idea. You know, it's like we look at the two for broadcasting where you obviously ratings. I think all four teams right now, we're stoked. I mean, our NFC championship game love this packers against the Bears. Yeah, what a great matchup that is. It's going to be in snow the way football is supposed to be. It's going to be great. And it's Steelers and jets. Visa got Steelers who are beloved all around America or the Jets New York market. I mean, you can't go wrong. And also you lucky a great uniform match up with the Packers and the Bears. The two teams have not changed their uniforms in 50 years, right? Suppose this like bulls**t Oregon ducks thing where the coming in with some new new pair of pajamas, every single, every single week it drives me, drives me insane. I mean, when you see those two teams lining up, it feels like football. You know, when they have a man, show me it's going to be a fight. They said it just in bad weather, the way it should be, right? All right, Jay, let me toss out what I toss out a website. You can Twitter Jay at Jay Glazer, you underscore underscore Glazer underscore Glazer. That's the fake Jay Glazers, the much cooler Jay Glazers, I might add. Wow. Wow. Ah, so Jay underscore Glazer. And also, where else can we find you? Oh, I got I got a little workout product coming out. Perfect lunch Jay Leisure's perfect brunch, specially the mixed martial arts club. Some resistance fan fans with a 15 minute workout. It's the same stuff I have. The athletes do the last, the last segment of their workout. I put them through interval workouts. Really, that's the way you burn. Fat is through intervals, making sure your heart rate doesn't get set every 30 seconds. It goes somewhere else. That's how you burn fat, burn anything else. But what else it does to these athletes is I put them through this interval workout and I told you, I take them kind of dark places, so I put them through this workout. Hell guys straight and gone through about a minute and 18 seconds before he's like, He's tough it out the first time these guys do it. You're good if you get through three minutes of it. So this workouts, that's actually 15 minutes of this. We work you up to this 15 minute workout and you do this four or five times a week, buddy. It's a little thing you put in your bag, your set. And if you're traveling with the weights, sort of like thing that was T.O. had those for a while, but not not that. That's good. I don't know. Now I'll tell you that my mother would sit on somebody's driveway. The problem was Strahan, and mixed martial arts is a around gloves to go right through the gap in. That's right. I know you were right about. He got a little punching bag and got a little flak. He had hit that you feel like a speed racer tonsils. That's the joke because I I'm not going to name, but I would say if we've actually we've already arrived that we've had over 50 athletes train with us 50, 50, 50, 55. And I'm going to say maybe three have gotten easily through the first three minutes of this. And I'll tell you what, though Chris Long, Howie, Long Son. First day we had to give him six minutes. He's a damn machine. Really is unbelievable. Again, no genetics whatsoever to work there, but most guys are like, Oh my God, they're like, You know, two of them, they're passing out puking. It's great. Now listen, I embrace the puke, buddy. Embrace the puke I used to. I used to teach boxing and my weaver guys, the Weaver Brothers. We've got triplets. Mike Weaver and his triplet brothers, by the way, are half brothers or whatever. How many kids do they all have amongst them? Wow. That's a math. I never I never could figure out what is his triplet brothers? Were Lloyd Floyd and Troy, by the way, that that I'll never forget? Not Mordecai. No. And Mike was a brick s**t house man. He's just that guy. He was forty five years old. I told you I saw him walks on. And what was that? All Chuck Woolery show is set up on a date with back in two and two. He had a love connection. Some of the children love. Yeah, no love connection. You want love connection. Yeah, you want. You want their wedding. The chick lost. But Mike one. Wait a minute. You saw Mike Weaver. Yeah, he's I love connection. WBC heavyweight. Yeah, wow. Because he didn't talk. No, he doesn't talk. Well, that's his fist. Who was talking. Yeah. Well, that can help you in a bar with a girl. No. Well, most of us. Yeah, no. And not in the senior wentz's sort of way. We put lipstick on your thumb. He literally punches you in the face. All right, that is a phrase school of classics. Hope you enjoyed tuna, mildly cruel classics. Read for the Part 2's of a couple of these clips. Until then, and get on. Oh, oh, oh, oh, right. Check engine light on. Take the guesswork out of your check engine light with O'Reilly very scared. It's free and provides a report with solutions based on over 650 million vehicle scans verified by AC certified master technicians. And if you need help, we can recommend a shot for you. As for O'Reilly, Vera Scan today oh oh oh oh right. Auto parts. Oh, oh, oh, oh, right. Check engine light on. 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