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Yo, yo, what's up, everyone, it's wet jeans episode seventy nine coming to you live from the Elliott Bay Towers in Seattle, I think it's the where Frazier lives in the show. Frazier coming to you live from a very weird place in history, and you could probably guess what today's topic. We're going to uncle's touch on offshore drilling. Yeah, we're going to talk about oil fracking and why BP oil spill technically and Malaysian airplane. I don't know. I can't. I can't believe the Don Don soap. Their entire claim to fame is that they're there soap you use when you wash oil off of birds. Don, the dishwashing detergent. Yeah, like you remember their commercials, like I guarantee there's actually a darn thing you have in the kitchen and there's birds or fish on it or like, yeah, it's birds that are because they're like, known as the. The company that gets the all the oil off of the animals that we pollute. Not even kidding. So who's in charge of washing the birds? I think they just get in. I don't know. Maybe it's done in place. We've got to look into that. Do we ever clean that, that Gulf of Mexico or wherever we did? Where was that where it was? I don't know. It was. It was the Gulf of Mexico, the BP oil spill. Yeah, I oil spilled on your girl. Damn oh, shut up BP. Good job. BP for ruining the entire ocean. Speaking of not a political cop podcast, but it's crazy how something can happen. And then something else happens. And you forget about the other thing that happened. Does that make sense? Yeah. Like what is corona done? Coronavirus is officially over. Yeah. As a kid, I haven't heard one thing about it. Me neither. And it's pretty from top to bottom. My mom was texting me every day, all day about coronavirus. Wash your hands do this like. Do that, blah blah blah, like make sure you do this now, since all this happened, not not a peep out of her. Yeah, that's about current events shows you the fake corona fans really were. Yeah, just as soon as someone else comes out, something else happens. You just forget about the runes. The coronavirus only killed like point zero zero zero zero zero zero zero people. Anyway, so I'm sorry to think it was a little bit of overreaction there. Yeah, I'm not really a conspiracy theorist, but I think that there's something we are going on with that like our I don't know, maybe just because the media is distracted right now by all the stuff that's happened in the past week, but like I like. I think I'm starting to think it was just malarkey. But the whole flatten the curve thing, I thought, OK, OK, like that makes sense. But then like and then all of a sudden, like four days later, all the curve is flat. And dude, what? Yeah, what are you talking about? Foushee on the hot seat? Everything was the same. Nothing was the same by Drake. Get Tammy was Hanen in a bag? And yeah, I think it's inevitable that we. Talk about kind of like what's going on. Hey, it's been a tough it's been a tough go for podcasters if anyone's in. I can't even joke about that. I was going to say, if anyone's depressed, it's podcasters, but they'll get us cancelled. Obviously kidding about that. But yeah, it's just like the world has just been dominated by like a couple of things recently. Normally it's like one day you wake up, it says you wake up. It's that it's been the same couple of things. And I think it mainly has to do because of corona, because we're so we're locked into our houses. So this whole thing when it happened just f**king exploded. That's probably good for the kids. It's for it's better for the cause that it's getting all the media attention. Yeah, it's just like, Hey, you know, why are you on that guy's neck? Yeah, I feel like this is also this is crazy. I think I read somewhere you never know if something is real, but there was a KKK like application in in that cop's house. Come on. Wait, you have to apply to the KKK. What are the what are the job requirement? What are their requirements? They they put on your resume like one IQ, have a tiny dick. Like, I don't want to say that guy either. George Floyd, obviously, I don't mean to just say that guy. But like what? Like, what the hell? It's almost like you can't even put it into words, but anyway, go ahead. Yeah, it's just like funny that I was just thinking like, the funny thing about the KKK is yet to apply, like with your job. What were your references? B, and where do you apply like on India's ZipRecruiter? Yes, every tweet, a certain amount of guys that are wearing white Oakley sunglasses in their profile picture right now, Twitter is essentially a fight between a bald eagle profile picture and an area on the ground. A profile picture on Twitter just going at it to. Thanks. That's a good tweet, by the way, I think I'm going to stop buying eggs from Trader Joe's why I'm this you're going to shake your pants when you hear this. I have bought a carton of eggs last week from Trader Joe's. Every single egg had two yolks in it ill. And I was like, What the f**k I got? I think I got eggs from some chicken from, like Chernobyl who farted out those eggs, Jon and Kate, plus eight. Yeah. Like I actually said to myself, I'm not buying at least this brand of eggs. I don't remember which one it was, but I can't. I was like, free, dude. That's kind of f**ked up every single one. That's really except for one that's like on some laboratory that's like, that goes way back to whoever's managing those chickens that they're doing something crazy. Yeah, they're put there. And I'm I would not be surprised in like two weeks if I started, like turning green and I turn to the Hulk or some s**t. Well, if you turn into the Hulk, you should go beat the f**k out of all the racist people. That's what I would do. That's what. How come Batman spent all this time going after a dude with makeup and wingtip shoes instead of going after the real problems which are racist people? We're all one race. It's all to one human race, The Amazing Race. And this is going to approach this episode because I like. It's it's a it's such a f**king weird thing, dude. Oh, you know what? You know what I will say if you say all lives matter. I'm really sorry, but you're an idiot. Your life doesn't. First of all, I know for a fact my life doesn't live. My life doesn't matter to me, so. Speak for yourself. And but also, yeah, you are an idiot if you. So I read a tweet the other day and was like, if there's a if there's a f**king house in a neighborhood and it catches on fire, but none of the other houses do. Do you sell? Do you say, like all those houses matter, let's help all those houses? No, you help the one that's on fire. Yeah, that's a perfect analogy. That is actually a good analogy. You don't like the people that need help right now. Obviously, the black people that are getting treated like s**t for no reason because for some reason, people don't realize that it's not 1950 anymore, and people are just like, who will do is not the way to go do. They've been marching peacefully since, like Martin Luther King, Junie. Yeah, and it's still not working. So f**k it, dude. Yeah. Like I, I feel sorry for the businesses, but what the f**k else are they going to do? Yeah, you just got a. I don't know, man, I'm crazy. I can't even say I'm f**king guilty as charged. Five years ago, I would have been like writing So stupid, blah blah blah. But like, dude, honestly, what else are you? Are they? What is what is there left to do? Yeah, you're kind of. Yeah, you're you're out of character, artistic sort of thing. There's really nothing you can do. That's why I don't know. I also feel like. My opinion sometimes doesn't matter to anyone but myself, that's why I like social media pisses me off because like people put on their story, s**t, like if you're if you're not, if you're silent, you're part of the problem. That's like true. Like, first of all, you're posting this on your story that's going to disappear in 24 hours and you have under 600 followers. You're not making a difference. Honey, I saw a tweet the other today, actually. And it just said, Oh, now all the people that are posting black squares want to speak up. Why didn't you guys say anything last week? It's not about saying anything on social media. It's about actually doing something. I well, who? Who's to say that you didn't donate or help someone out or et cetera, in real life just because you didn't make a tweet or make a post dear four hundred and fifty followers? Does it mean that you don't care? So this is like such an asinine turning a positive into a negative? Yeah. The people, it's like it's like today people are posting back squares and then you have those people who are just like, Well, that's not doing anything. I'm not going to post up because it's not doing anything, do it? Actually, you know, it kind of is because someone's going to look at that back black square and say, Look, what the f**k is this about? And then they're going to it's just awareness type thing, you know what I mean? Yeah. So I don't. I posted it, but I didn't post it thinking all like I didn't like. Look at myself in the mirror with an eye like a halo over my over my head. Like, I'm some sort of messiah. It's just acknowledging it in a way that's easy. Like, why not do it? Exactly. I tell you what, I woke up this morning and say, Oh, I woke up and I let my eyes adjust to the sunlight, and then I went on my phone. I was going to be, and I've had problems, my Wi-Fi. So it's like I'm at my wit's end. And I went through Instagram and I and I saw all the pictures weren't loading. They're all black screen. So I started getting pissed and I called the internet company. I said, If you guys don't fix my Wi-Fi, I'm going to f**king burn your entire building to the ground. And then I said, and then I said, I'll come your kids, too. I said that you threaten their kids. Yeah, and then someone. Then I got a text from someone saying, Hey, how about all these black squares? So I was like, Oh, never mind, actually. But now I'm under indictment for conspiracy to commit arson. If you need bail money, I'll try to post a go fund me or something. Christian Bale money there. I got a few texts there saying like, Oh, the the black squares are so stupid, dude. Just You're stupid. There's really no right or wrong. It's like, and I don't mean that. Oh, just because it's easy to post, that's all you have to do. I'm just saying like. Why not acknowledge what's going on? Yeah. I don't know also, what the f**k do I know? That's why it's so touchy talking about this. I feel like I can't. I'm not smart enough to elaborate my thoughts. And also, yeah, like I'm not I don't mean anything to anyone else. So like like, I saw a tweet today. I don't know how it ended up at my feet. I can't remember. Dan Balz, Aryan tweeting, People are more concerned with looking like a good person and being a person. Oh, thank you. Trust fund Dan Balz area and for fear, interpret it as twenty two thousand retweets. Thanks, Daniel Ziering. f**king loser. God like and actually that guy. He was everyone's hero when they're 14, but it's like, dude. You you literally needed to shut the f**k up. What happened to all those celebrities, those that were singing for the coronavirus? Have you noticed that things gotten exponentially worse ever since that video came out? Yeah. Well, yeah. Where's we? Where's your? Your John Lennon? Imagine remaking f**kin celebrity a*****es. I don't not like Dimples area, but I don't like him. And I think that it's just so insane for a guy like Dan Bill's Aerion to start commenting something like that. That's why who was handed everything in the world? Yeah. And that's why I think certain people, like, have a platform. But I don't because all I do is talk about farts in eggs with two yolks, and I'm like, I like me saying something. Well, it doesn't change anyone's mind. I don't like I'm not. So that's why I think it's kind of stupid. That's why I'm in a moral quandary. And it's a double entendre because I don't know if it's bad to not talk about going on or if it's good. I think we need to just got to stop. This s**t has just got to stop. Yeah, I think we just need to be just as not comic relief because we're not funny, but like just like relief, like the relief you feel after you jail, that's like that. Just like for 20 minutes, everyone needs to just jerk off. Yeah, that's what everybody if everybody just jerked off. None of this s**t like at once. Like if we had a national jerk off day or like a moment like of the day, like like, you know, you have a moment of silence. Yeah, they did. Just a national jerk off moment of jerk. And everybody, just everybody would be like this, after all, and be like, Wait, why are we fighting for? Yeah, I forgot it. I honestly can't remember. I just. And then everyone would just be so relaxed. Like, You actually feel like, oh, a weighted jacket was just lifted off the Earth. I think we should do that at the first sports game that open instead of moments after it's gone. They should have, like you said, a moment of jerk. Yeah, maybe we should just take off their pants and just jerk it. And no one would feel like if everybody was jerking off in the stadium or like wherever we were. No one would feel embarrassed. So it would work like, I mean, because everybody's doing the same s**t, like no one's embarrassed by something everybody is doing. It would just be hard to clean up all that come. Yeah, that's true. Really, the grounds crew and not especially the guys, because guys keep more of a mess. Yeah, like just that science. I'm talking about science. It would look like there was a big paintball tournament in that arena with white paint balls. Yeah, look at the crowd in a Blue Man group concert like you know how they like. If you ever been to a Blue Man group concert, they just shoot a ton of stuff into the crowd like foam and stuff. That's what it would look like. They get everyone's soaked. Yeah, oh yeah. I don't know. Yeah, it's f**king crazy. I saw this on video today of a guy taking a picture like his. This girl, obviously, that it right there. Yeah, no, that's one of them. That's actually the other one I saw. I got sent both of us today, but there's a video of a girl and the girl asking her boyfriend to take a picture of her, like standing in front of like a loaded T-Mobile. And it's just like, Is there anyone that can't read a room more than white girl in yoga pants like someone's crate? It's like if you're taking any kind of picture saying that you're helping. You got to kill yourself. Yeah. And I couldn't be more serious. Yeah. It's crazy how even in times like this, people will still use it for clout. It is Charlie St. Cloud, and it's like Zac Efron. Some people go over the top with, I don't know, I don't want to talk about this because I don't know how to say it without getting cancer, because whatever you do, people have a problem with it. That's the problem with that's the problem with even if you don't do anything. Emma Watson's getting dragged right now because she hasn't said anything. People are making statements like athletes, and then people will just dissect the statement and pick it apart and like. Find fault in it. When people don't even the fault in our stars. Yeah. The default on our cars. Welcome to AutoZone. Well, Pep Boys does everything for us. Yeah, we aren't the Pep Boys say in everything. Hey, where are they? Where the f**k are the Pep Boys? Where's Papa John's? Hey. Ever since this corona and this racism s**t started, the Pep Boys have been deaf. Their silence has been deafening. Yeah, the Pep Boys are really going to go out of business because of this. Yeah, hashtag can't sell Pep Boys Dolls. Oh, huge blow to the golf community. Dolls kill cancelled. What do you mean? Why? The owner of Dolls killed. She's some her, I heard. I don't know her. Forget her name. She posted something that was like, it was like, I think it was pro police. It was a picture of the police in front of her L.A. Dolls store in Fairfax, the one that was like right near where I lived. And and people were just like, It is just drag. You see, she's got dragged into cancellation territory now, if you should see the comments below the s**t they've been posting. It's not a good look. It is hard to knock out cancer right now. Even I can't tell, is this episode going to get canceled? No, because not really saying anything. We're just I talked. That's the thing, though. Should we be saying something? I don't know? I don't know how this works. I get people look at look at me as their spiritual guidance, but there's really nothing I can offer you. Everything that's worth being said is being said. They're going to make a mandatory class for little kids that explain that there's no more there's no more color anymore. Hey, guess what? We're just humans. It's it's all one race, and that's it. And like, if you're race, we just got to find the there should be George Bush or what's his name Elon Musk should come out with with like a race racism detector where they scan your profile and they scan like your closet, for example. Like if you have a Confederate T-shirt and a bass pro shops hat in your closet, you're determined racist. And then they should put all the racist people in in a big rocket and fire him out into the outer space. Yeah, that's why I don't get the point of Space X because like, yeah, I don't need it because we should be. Instead of finding out more about Mars or wherever, I don't know where that space actually went. We should just be shooting all the races, all the annoying slash racist people to Jupiter to get more stupider. Yeah. Was it Mars? Go to boys. Go to Mars. Mars get marking. Mars goes go G. You get more stupider days, which would in terms of a fiscal in terms of fiscal responsibility, sending people to Jupiter to get more stupider when it makes absolutely no fiscal sense. Think about it. You're going to build a billion dollar rocket just to send people to Jupiter to get even more stupider. That doesn't make any sense. No, it doesn't. It's crazy already. Stupid down here enough? Yeah, no, we don't. And I don't even know. What about what about Jupiter will get you more stupider is produced little planet now. They determined it was just like a ball of gas also. Whoops. That sounds sounds like sounds like what's in what's in the back of my briefs after I eat Mexican food? Am I right fellas? We. Speaking of planets or the names of planets, as much as as crazy as this year's been as bad as has been. There is one more silver lining, Bruno Mars hasn't came out with any music this year, so so far it is still a good year. Yeah, that's like you have to do. You have to find the little things. Yeah, he did 16 times right now. Times right now. Just fine. A little things y thing. Some think some parts are OK. Bruno Mars and he came out with music. Macklemore hasn't come out with music. That's amazing. Yeah, Macklemore was the biggest slap in the face of the music industry of all time. Yeah, he was. Whatever happened him? He died in a fire. The Chicago Fire this Sunday on ABC seven Standard Time. Also, you haven't seen you haven't seen any commercials about Kevin James's show. Kevin can wait. Yeah. Kevin James, the king of Comedy. That's crazy. That got out. You know, I was going to say that just such an insane thing to say. Like, I get, they're just trying to promote Kevin James, but saying he's the king of comedy. Like saying, I'm like the hottest man alive, saying I'm the King of Prussia. Yeah, I don't even know Prussia. I will. So I have. There's some achilles' heels I have, and not knowing what Prussia is is definitely one of them because I feel like I should know what that means. But I actually don't take the poopy Russia, which is Russia. But it's just like it's just poopy tanks just makes it weird. Stans will always make me laugh that movie where it goes my Dickstein way. What's that from from the interview with Frank? Yeah, yeah. Same same, but different. He goes haters going to hate and is going to hate. This is a great quote. When did people start calling supper dinner? Do you think? Was there like, that's a great point. Yeah. Like when it's when racism got a little better because if you still call it supper, you're definitely a little racist. James, Diane, Tom for Tom for supper soups on supper ready. You know one who uses the term. Anyone who uses the term supper is wearing wool pants, but maybe doing wool pants. I'm like, Oh, this is when I envy Amish people because they don't know what the f**k's going on. So they're just chill and they have no idea. Probably happy as can be layering butter. Yeah, they're just churning butter. They're just hoskin corn. They have no idea what the f**k is going on right now, and ignorance is bliss. Ignorance is passe. They're just sitting in a cornfield in Pennsylvania, not having sex, just making sure there's bread, there's bread and butter and the wool pants. Yeah, just making those who remember those ridiculous fireplaces Amish people used to make that weren't plugged into anything yet. Somehow there was electric fire blowing out of them. Do you remember those at all? No, I don't. There were these Amish fireplaces that were essentially defied the laws of physics, and I still don't know. I'm pretty. I don't want to start. I don't want to distract everybody from what's going on now. But I think we need to look into the Amish community a little bit more. I think we're kind of sweeping them under the under the rug. Yeah, I think we need to figure out what they're doing over there. Yeah, because we haven't like, do policemen go into Amish territory and just like, check everything out, just make sure they're not doing anything? I don't think so. Yeah, I think you're allowed. Yeah, I think they're like. Oh, my God. Amish people are crazy. Yeah, they are. They're like unincorporated, I think. Yeah. Is it really still a thing? We should take a trip. We should take a trip and do a documentary on Amish folks and say, like, we should go undercover, which you call undercover Amish and we go in there and we pretend we just let me infiltrate their entire society and tear them down from the inside. Yeah. I mean, I was thinking about doing just like a little research, but if you want to tear him down inside, that's fine. I was just I was not even thinking going to say, If we have any Amish listeners, let us know. But you way no f**king idea what a podcast is. No, because they don't even have microwaves, can they? Can they use yak and they can't even make popcorn? Do they? Can I use electricity? No. Holy s**t. Yeah, they they can't even use electric toothbrushes. Oh my god. Oh, that is not your toothbrush. What the f**k like? I'm trying to think of all the s**t that I take for granted that Amish people can't even use. What do Amish people look like they wear? They look like pilgrims, Amish people. So how we dress, how we infiltrate, where you like really heavy clothing like heavy black blazers and like Abraham Lincoln Hats, I'm assuming, Oh my God, these people look like low key, scary. Yeah, I wouldn't f**k with an Amish person. No, I think Amish person could kick the s**t at anyone, and I'm pretty sure they can fly. I'm convinced Amish people are like Chris Angel, but for real. You look up Amish people on Google images. They all have these crazy beards. Yeah, they have those huge beards. They look like almost. Oh, s**t. Oh my God, this fits your fire, we'll go heavy their jackets, look, they're not the best looking people. Imagine you're going to Amish and there's just they're all absolute rockets. Huge. All the women just have huge cans. Who's? Yeah, honey. You take the pillows from the hotel and put them under your shirt. Can see these Amish fits are crazy. I implore. I absolutely implore everyone. Listen to this to look up Amish people on Google and look at these f**king fire fits. What do you mean? They're just wearing black pants? No, they have a sweet a*s hat. Oh, my God, I can't tell some of the s**t's real. We get this, look at this. I just saw that I was going to show it to you, but I just got too lazy. Holy f**k. The haircut is fun, and you can say this is a thing. Making fun of an Amish person on a podcast is like. Punching someone who can't move because because because they they can't retaliate because they're not even aware this is happening, like you can talk as much s**t about an honest person, they have no idea what's going on. The only bad thing would be if somehow they pass like a new rule where they could get electricity and then they listen to this. And now we have a target on our back to target on our sac. Also, if they went in, if they if it's dirty, I don't know when rum spraying is. But for those who don't know no rum springers like this, this period of time when an Amish person can go into the real world and they experience real life, and that's when you decide you want to stay in the Amish community or not, it's a bad time to come in the real world. Yeah. I promise you, the Amish community, if they were to come right now, they'd be like, This is how normal life is. Holy f**k. Yeah. No thanks. I'll go back to churning butter and ripping farts into wool pants. Thank you very much. They walk in in New York City and there's just fires and people looting. They're probably like, Well, it's all right. We'll see you later. Yeah, we'll just go back on here now. I'm going back. They even have a southern accent. I don't know because I've never like, you'll never hear an Amish person talk unless you go into the community. I think what language do they speak from? I my how? My How am I not? Yeah, they sound like they sound like that guy from it wasn't me. I don't know. Shaggy shout out Shaggy. Is this racist? Wow. No, Amish is an amazing Amish isn't race. And also competitive. Like I thought, we can't be right. You can't like be prejudiced against honest people because they can't even hear you. Like what if somebody that's listening to this is friends with Amish? Dude, do we have any listeners from Lancaster, Pennsylvania? I don't own any place in the world where there's Amish people. I think that's I think it's the heart, but I think it's a hot spot for the horse, but not a political podcast. But Big Little Trumpy isn't doing that great of a job at bringing people together. Also, like, you just come out. Just get on the TV. Hey, Don, Hey, Donny, little trumpet. Well, get on the TV and just say Black Lives Matter. Just be like, not a dick. Just don't. Don't be a dickhead. Not a not a political podcast. You know, it's really we are the most non-racist podcast in podcasting. Just get on the TV and bring people together. You f**king idiot is actually you'd be surprised. It's not that hard to bring people together. Yeah. To say, Hey, well, let's just be friends. Yeah. But no, he won't do that, though. Yeah. For I don't know. I don't. I don't. I don't know why, because I don't get it because it's so much like billionaires and politics and s**t. They all have underlying motives to everything like, I don't, I don't know, like f**king they're also horny. Yeah. For usually for people that are under the age of 16. f**king watch Jeffrey Epstein doc, if you haven't yet. It'll be a nice reminder that billionaires, once you once you become a billionaire, you have an immediate attraction to girls that are way too young. Yeah, it's a weird documentary, and it made me realize I never want to make too much money, because if you do, you get into this like weird, elitist world where the only thing that can get you off is a little a little boy. Yeah, and I don't want that. I am. Avidly, I don't know if that's the right word against pedophilia. We are an anti pedophile podcast. Yeah, let that go on the record. Yeah, the record speaks for itself. Oh f**k Canada. Where is the. This is a tough episode, but I don't know, man. I thought that we shouldn't do an episode today, but then that would have looked bad. I'm going to be honest about it. I thought, I just think people. Sometimes you need like a 20, 30 minute distraction from this was that. At that dog. What the f**k, what the f**k is that? Well, that. What is that? A chicken, I hate the dog. It's kind of where it stopped. That's so weird. We've got a map, so check that out. Nine million it no, that was the weirdest I've ever sounded like a. I'm like a dolphin, almost. Oh, what a dolphin in their backyard. Yeah, loot SeaWorld. Oh, God. Social media, just everyone's trying to tell everyone what to do. You can't tell people that if they don't post theirs, don't post box where postbox, where you have to post a donation link, you have to. Just everyone just needs to stop telling other people what to do and just everyone treat everyone the way they want to be treated. That's all you have to do. It's not about what to do on social media, it's not about the post. It's not about how to act on the internet just in real life. Just treat people the way you want. The first thing you are an elementary school is a golden rule. The first rule of Fight Club is don't talk about Fight Club. Second rule of Fight Club is treat people the way you want to be treated. Facts. How about Jake Paul? Is that kid for real, dude? I think that kid is just so overwhelmed with his fame that he doesn't even know how to be a person anymore. That's why he was being completely serious happens. You get famous from YouTube because when you get famous from YouTube, you didn't really do anything. You got famous from Vine. So that's oh, vine. Yeah, same point. I agree with you. Yeah, but he's outside Fashion Square during the riots. Why are you here? Yeah. Why are you here? Why are you outside when this is going on? You're contributing to a problem if you're outside during it. Like, I get people frustrated. Go outside. But if you're outside lingering and you're a famous person, you are the problem. You're doing it for yourself. You're doing it for the likes, the cliques, blah blah blah. Yeah, obviously with this film crew and he's going to he's going to post on YouTube and get views benefit with the use of tragedy. You had some good tweets about it. Yeah, because like if you're going to be if you're going to get mad at the looting, you got to get mad because a millionaire is ruining people's stores. f**king loser. He said that he wasn't looting in a statement. And he had a bottle of vodka that was looted from P.F. Chang's. Yeah. Like, what are you talking about? You're holding a looted item, dude. I was just found out that the P.F. and P.F. Chang's stands for poop fart. Really? Yeah. I'm like, It's one of those things where you say it so much, but you don't really know what you're saying. And then I looked it up and poop part. It's like dude's name, A.J.. You don't ask, Hey, was A.J., I mean, you just call me Joe. Yeah, you just call him A.J.. Yeah. Which stands for Apache Junction. That was not what I was expecting at all. I lived in the Apache Junction apartments. There is a real city in Arizona called Apache Junction, and it's not pretty. Oh, I lived at some other ones, called it that. Apartments, I think, were named after that or something just like way out West. Just good. Just like a. I don't know if it's not pretty, actually. You I think about, you know, how we know. We just we look at a clock and we just mean just without thinking we go, that's the right time when before clocks were invented by Kyle Carr, Kyle Clark. And in 1774, two years before the declaration of Kyle Clark, we were just we're just assuming that someone was keeping track of this all the time. Like, what if someone fell asleep for like a minute and we missed a minute an hour? After all this time, that would make a huge difference over time. Yeah. So it could be two thousand f**king sixty two for all we know. How the f**k do we know what time it is? Yeah. Just because the sun goes down like that. I don't know. I don't. And you can't always trust the Sun in the Moon. No. If you yeah, you keep your friends close in your plant's closer. Remember, we're eating the other day and it said, Keep your friends close and your tacos closer on the wall of that restaurant. I've never had the urge to harm myself with the knife. Yeah, I am. Yeah, I'm as used to the kitchen knife to just disembowel myself at the table. And you guys, you guys have knives here. Yeah, that quote to me. You want to slice my wrist? Okay. That's the key to having successful business strategy. If you serve brunch is to have a sign outside that lights up in front of like just a plain colored law that says, like but first coffee or it's wine o'clock. And then like, Oh, there's another one. If you have a sign in your house, it says it's wine o'clock. You deserve to be put in a psychiatric ward. Yeah, there should be like a KGB type thing that comes up to your house and puts you in some sort of straitjacket. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, that's all you have to do, because then if all you do is make a place that serves brunch and has a sign outside that lights up. In contrast, the wall behind it that says something like it's wine, o'clock or time for coloring boards, I don't know what to say that word. And then people girls will take pictures in front of it on Instagram. They'll tag the place and then it'll just create a whole new falling charcuterie boards, charcuterie. Is it your country or your country? Because the other night, our waiters at security, charcuterie, charcuterie, charcuterie carts or charcuterie coochie coochie. All right. Want to wrap this up? Make like a who will make like a Christmas present wrap this up episode is brought to you by charcuterie boards dot com. Put your pair. Put your meat and cheese and nuts on a board and charge $99 for it. Four four four slices of salami enroute.
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