Victory the Podcast

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Oh, it's all s**t, it's all just down gay politics. America has gotten kind of bad, but we're not going to let it go down like that because we got a dumb gay podcast, dumb gay political podcast, and we don't have all the facts. But we got opinions, and we'll probably backtrack. That's why it's a dumb gay podcast, a dumb gay political podcast. It's all s**t. It's all s**t. It's all s**t. It's all s**t. I mean, are we going to die? I don't know. I know you're extreme. I am extreme. It's all this s**t is burning in the a*s. This s**t is Trump and his team. Are you MP Adrian in what? I don't know. I don't even know. Hey, everybody, welcome to our dumb gay podcast. I'm Julie and I'm Brandi, and this is the podcast where we talk about all the dumb gay s**t happening in the world. Like we're talking about reality TV. And the reality show is Trump's on trial, which Trump's on child b***h. Straight up part jury 70. No, but this is a real. Oh yeah, that's true. There's a criminal trial with it. This isn't some fake Washington, D.C. Capitol Hill. Oh, Jim Jordan, where it's like, this is a jury of the quote unquote peers Piers. It's a criminal trial with like nine hundred indictments and counts of fraud and conspiracy and everything else. I mean. The reality show just got very, very real. I mean, whether whatever the I don't know that there's any stakes, but it's it's like a show, it's a competition reality show. Yeah, 'cause there's a winner and a loser. And most. And in this in the Trump competition reality show, I guess The Apprentice or whatever, which is us or whoever the world as America and Trump, the real are going to call and vote like American Idol, OK is going to be like American Idol. Then, basically, since the reality show has had many, there's many, not just many seasons, but many, many episodes. And this criminal trial episode is going to be very exciting because it's going to definitely have a winner and a loser. Now, one could argue in every episode of the Trump reality competition show, we, the American people, have been the losers. And one could argue Trump is the winner. Every single time he'll win this, he will. I mean, the thing is like, I'm not able to campaign, you know, and it's like, Yeah, except you're on TV. Every second of the day, Biden couldn't buy the amount of TV airtime this motherf**ker is getting, just sitting in court, falling asleep like it's he will win and he will win the actual election and we will lose. And but we're going to watch that just kind of the way. You know, I lose every time I watch survivor or top the worst. You know, yes, I did think. I we kind of lost. Drag Race, too, because we were we were blue are kind of here for Saphira. Yes. However, we were here for Banana Hammock. We were nympho in. Yes, we were there for both of them, but I did. The pendulum was swinging towards Sophia. I know we were, I don't know, lost. So we did kind of look. But at the at the finale, I was happy for them feeling because he is so f**king talented and I mean, just the I mean, but then so it was that should have been. I don't even know. Yeah, that could have been a tie. This is why we don't love root like competition shows because the person you, you get frustrated, you get annoyed and somebody you love has to lose. Yeah, but you know what they probably had. We are so deep in the game like producer wise that they probably had. And Johnny, you must know this now, Johnny. Don't Johnny's he's doing. Hey, Queen. Yeah, world of wonder, right? Plus, while plus presents, we also want to be on while plus percent, so we don't want to say too much. The production company who works to puts on Drag Race. I will say that as a layman. Oh, OK. I think they probably wanted Saphira to get second so that he can go directly to All-Stars. Uh, yeah, which is very. Yeah, it is smart. Now you're getting a twofer because he's smart. He is a juggernaut unto himself, of course. I mean, that motherf**ker. And they did give him Miss Congeniality as well. I mean, it was just, you know, yeah, he did win. And you're right, he's going to go to All-Stars. He's going to go on the tour. The two of them, too. If you guys have not watched it, it's a perfect time to watch Drag Race. You can watch the entire season and you'll get and then you can join Wow Presents. Plus you can see Johnny interviewing all of the contestants. You won't even remember the names. We just said when you go, Oh, you all seen it because Drag Race is the other bravo. It's like the other white meat. It's the other Bravo. Yeah, I mean, it's a it's a fanatical world of there's a thousand different ivory every country thousand episodes. Yeah, you can never be done. Never. You'll never, ever, ever, ever, ever be done. And what's more entertaining than drag queens and RuPaul? I mean, I when I say that we have been walking, we can't even walk into the post office to mail the T-shirts from our website without being like Mama SLU Foot and we salute foot into the post office between Allés and Drag Race. That's our whole life right now, and it's so fun. It's just, you know, notwithstanding all of the annoying, frustrating s**t that comes along with a competition show. It is. It's got all the things, but be nice to take a break from. Yes, you know, like divorces. Oh God. How much sexy you having? And just all that. Just all of the bulls**t babies. And yeah, like in charity events and you still get all the same feels you love. You hate you rail against your yelling like the villains, the villains, the the air. A goal. I mean, the era girls. That's the house of arrogance. That is really what it should be. Yeah. And there is no way in that house I want to be in it and I want to be saphira arrogance. Sophia, it's not even that just as a person is confident. And yeah, no, no. We're talking about sort of the idea that I want to be secure. You are you going to be the mother of the House of Aragon? I just want to be in it. OK? Like they can. Julie Larsen Jewel. Like you could, jewel. Oh, Julia Aragon say, oh OK. And then I can be bejeweled and bejeweled arrogance. Yeah. And the mother of the House of Arrogance. Yeah. Johnny. Johnny. Yeah, OK. Johnny isn't even arrogant, either. No. What are we all doing in the time doing it? Because I am, and I belong in the House of Aragon, so maybe I am the mother. Maybe I don't know. But these guys are like, I'm a triple talent. Oh, I mean that like, no one has ever been as talented as I. And when I walk through the room, I don't just walk. I follow. And have you ever seen my foot? That float you have is. And I'm hot, the body is rocking the a*s is bubbly. No, the the woman parts are fishy, the all of it. They like, lick their fingers, slap their own a*s. I mean, they're all tits and I'm everything anyone's ever wanted. It's all of the things at once. Category is all of it. It's all of it. All of it. All of it. All of it. You're welcome, you guys, because I'm waiting. I'm in. I am nightly in the red it time travel community trying to find. Anything to watch now that Drag Race is over. Yeah. Banana Hammock one, two f**king days ago and I'm like, What are we going to watch? I don't know. Well, it's in the community you have recommended. You had me watch murder at the White House, the murder murder White House Farm, which was great. And then the documentary highly recommended. And I want to do three body problem. Yes, or the fallout. The fallout. I'd like to do one of those two or the gentlemen there. All three of those are they are recommended in the time travel community. Yeah, now. The issue is that they're bordering on sci fi, and I know you love that and they're bordering sci fi fantasy now. You know, obviously if you're in the time travel community like I am that that is a sci fi. But the thing is, it's different because it's real. It's not science fiction. It's like real time travel. Any time I can, I tell you of time someone wins. This is real. Like someone will go like, Oh my god, this f**king guy like bet on. The basketball playoffs and one or this person won the lottery, and by writing in the numbers, I go like this. They came from the future. Oh, their time traveler, right? Like, you didn't know that there was a YouTube video that said the the one person, they found that truly Typekit. That's real. So it doesn't feel sci fi to me when I watch a time travel show, something like this. It exists, then any time. Woo-Hoo. I bought my ticket at Aloha Barbecue in Burbank. I traveled from the f**king future and they knew that's where it was going to be. They knew, right. They knew right. They went and bought every ticket between one p.m. and two p.m. because they knew that's when the winter ticket was sold and they won. And there's no accidents. OK. You didn't know to put B seven, eight, 12 nine. Q. You came from the future and you wrote that in OK? And then you'll never believe until you lose something in your own car that falls into the Wrinkle in Time comes out in your car 10 years in the future, someone else is driving it and they're like, Oh my god. Where did this Vicodin come from? Just like I just found this Vicodin in the middle of my card, it's like, that's my f**king Vicodin from 10 years ago. But I was trying to take while driving and fell down, and I never found it again. You know, and one and the most underrated sci fi show that's ever been on TV. The Orville. There is there is a wonderful time travel storyline that occurs and a culminating in when they zap, not zap, but the time travel machine takes a sandwich and makes it go away. And then, like a month later, it comes back. Yep. And then he eats it, and it's still good. Yeah, because it fell into the Wrinkle in Time. Time traveling there and then came back. Listen, I've experienced it many times and I literally and I've said this on our Patreon, which if you're interested, you can join for $4 a month. You'll get one episode and we offer more episodes for a higher price. But you can get one a week on Wednesdays at 10 a.m. for $4 a month. I this is in fact, true story. OK? Drop my toothbrush in my bathroom. I don't have a large I'm not in a McMansion. It's a modest bathroom with a shower and a tub, a toilet and a sink shower in a tub and a toilet thing like a country song. Thank god I'm a country boy. It fell down onto my floor. Hmm. And I find it I'm like, how do I lose my happens to me all the time? Toothbrush and then. And no one was in the bathroom with me. No living, sentient being. And two months later, I found it in the dog's bed. Three rooms down. So I don't know where it fell, but the dog felt traveling dog the dog fell entirely to, I guess, the time traveler got it and was like, Thank God, I climbed it, chased after it and found it fell into the loop. While The Wrinkle in Time is f**king real and anyone who's dropped a piece of jewelry anything down and they're like, Where is that? You can drop? Joey loses every cap and her whole home to the time to The Wrinkle in Time, and it's real. So I'm saying about Three-Body Problem and Fallout that and the gentleman even. They're not in the community, and they're more just a little bit sci fi fantasy, which you know, my you, my baby loves. I do. Yeah. So I'm going to do it with you. I'm going to drink while I do, because I'll make more fun for me. OK? And but it's just, I mean, I've watched several true crime shows you've done. You've got to deal with many young girls being, I mean, I've watched a lot of kidnapping and murder. I mean, and boyfriend murder. Yeah. And that is definitely not good for me. So because no one needs me to be dealing, to be circling the drain of men doing more things to girls, I need to get. That's why I like fantasy after murder at White House Farm. I got to get out of here like this. We're doing three body problem. I was like, OK, well, not for nothing. That kind of sounds like girls getting murder, too, but I'm sure God knows and any other comment about how I hate men. So just take it down. So if you're interested in that, join our Patrick and you'll be able to legally comment. But she hates men. Now we got a mysterious package from Minnesota speaking. I'm speaking of our preacher out. It has no name in the return address, but it is. It's not from a company. Somebody filled this out. I have been waiting to see what the f**k this is. Is it this? Yep, this is a true review. Man, is Minnesota right? Yeah. OK. OK, Julie and Brandi thought you could use some art from Tom Kristoffersson. Oh, for your new Palm Springs Pad Family Pool Party from brand Patreon subscriber. Oh, so Brian bought us original Tom Kris Kristofferson piece from Christopher, said Tom Columbus' time. 12 percent Tom. Hey guys, he's hey guys, he's Australian. But Britney. Oh yes, yes. Oh cool. Oh, this is the photograph of Tom with his hair back with a bejeweled thing in his hair that says, Hey guys. And he's got long nails on. That's I love this for this picture. And is this from when he did? He's got talent and he wrote a certificate of authenticity. Okay. I thought I recognized his f**king god, his handwriting. But you know, he has this, this logo, which is this wall is right in the front of that. But look at his right eye. Yeah, we know his writing hatred, creation. Not for nothing. It's as if he grew up on the streets of Tokyo. And I mean, it's like a perfect, pristine, beautiful. Hey, guys, framed print printed on two 20 something paper stock framed and recycled, something timber that was from Podriamos got talent. We have the drugs shirt which and got for us. And he signed it. Brianna, I don't think we have Brianna's picture on the Drug Den Bulletin board, please, Brianna. It's a requirement. No gifts without pics. We want your picture for the Drug Den Bulletin Board. Go to our website Julian Brandy dot com. Our our address is on every page. We must have your picture. I'm not going to put that in our Palm Springs home because home. Yes, I want to put it. We have put Tom's drug shirts. On like a stand in our drug den. It belongs on project, speaking of Project Runway, it belongs and Tom will not be packing his knives and going anywhere. OK? He wins the show. Yeah. I want to put it like above that. OK, great. Yeah. So thank you so much for that. Both of them. It's the synergy of our patriarch and family. It means the world to us. And speaking of memo, we did get another package with no return address, and this one seems to have come straight from a custom sign shop. So I'm kind of like gagging to know what the sign is going to be. And with our Patreon podcast. So what is it? There's so many possibilities here. Oh my god. I don't jizz in here, dad. And where does that go, my mouth? Where does it go? Do you remember in the bathroom? Nope. Oh, in the pool. Hot tub. Hot tub, right? We wanted to get a sign that said, Don't jizz in your back to my dad above our hot tub. Palm Springs. We have a pool. We have a hot tub. And my dad has very strong sperm even at his age, and I got a little paranoid he might impregnate. Julie, who I can tell by her luscious bosoms is also very fertile. There, you don't need Russ impregnating Julie or Dewey, because that could be that could really be that could be the union. Talk about content, and that could really be something. Let's get the grandkid cam gets a grandkid. Yeah, I get a baby and everything is good. Maybe we should change the sign to please, Justin. Yeah, I mean, as Julie swims around and gets pregnant, yeah. Gets pregnant. I mean, we don't know who sent us that sign. No, there's no hot pink and it looks great. I love it. It's very cute. Yeah, and my mom is going to be somewhere right now cringing as my parents are going to live in her house in Palm Springs. But I'm not scared to put it up. That's fine. Yeah, no, I'm not so good. I'll know my cousins will come and visit and I'll be like, Hey, guys. No, that's yeah. Yeah, yeah. What does that say for your dad? Not to just. Yeah. So you can get in knowing he has not just in there. Nice. Yeah, and no, Jess, there could be another sign in. And basically it's just saying, no, just yeah, we could take away dad and just say don't and put like, right, just put like emojis over the debt. Man hating. Yeah, no. Thank you. I mean, girls are going to try to like cozy up to the jets. Oh, we don't need their jersey, right? All right. No, no one that's going to be to me. All right. Well, say Brandi, don't just like a hot tub dress. Yeah, great. Who doesn't know, but everybody does. Everyone loves them. I think a shot right up my a*s all. Yeah. Oh, you like right on the booty call? Yeah, I feel so good. Like I buy your showerhead. Now, it's time for Brandy and I to read the internet. Welcome to the internet. What would you prefer? Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur? Be happy me horny. Be bursting with rage. We got a million different ways to engage. Welcome to the internet. Put your cares aside. Here's a tip for straining posture. Here's a nine year old who died. We got movies and doctors and fantasy sports and a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the different characters in the Harry Potter f**king each other. Welcome to the internet. Hold on to your socks because the random guy just kindly sent you photos of his car. 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So Donald Trump is in a full on criminal court in front of 12 jurors. He's facing 34 felony counts, including using campaign funds to pay off porn star Stormy Daniels ahead of the 2016 presidential. I mean, I would say that is the whole point of this is him writing off Stormy Daniels, right? Yesterday was the first day of the trial. The jury consists of seven men and five women, one of whom apparently had some dumb a*s emergency dental work come up. So there's a cut the first day short like around noon. The opening statements by the prosecution lasted 35 minutes and then the first witness for the prosecution was called right. So that was yesterday. So several people are scheduled to testify against Trump, including Stormy Daniels, the porn star. Another one of Trump's former mistresses, Karen McDougal is like a playmate or was going playmate, which is a regular playboy person. And that's important. Also one of Trump's shady former staffers, Hope Hicks first f**king clown, Trump's former lawyer and hired henchmen, turncoat a*****e Michael Cohen. If I need to see him for one more f**king thing one day, just like out go, you guys got to know about Chad. And it is funny with with Michael Cohen, which ties into later. He's like, married to a Ukrainian. Michael Cohen is. Yeah, he's married to a Ukrainian woman who has like a whole Ukrainian family here, like a bunch of brothers, and it's like a whole to do with him. And it's just interesting that now we're having this drama with Ukraine, which is our next internet headline. But yesterday, the first witness was called and that was the former CEO of the National Enquirer, David Pecker. David Pecker. I mean, if the name never hit so perfectly, then David Pecker, I don't know what to say. He worked closely with Trump during the 2016 election to quote, catch and kill all the terrible tabloid rumors and stories circulating about Trump before they could be published in the Enquirer. Now, I'm sure you guys have already heard ad nauseum on the f**king news. Catching and killing stories is not illegal, which is why David Pecker is not on trial. Trump is exactly so supposedly in late 2016, while catching and killing David f**king pecker would warned Michael Cohen that sex worker Stormy Daniels had come forward to claim that she had sex with Trump years earlier while he was married. Michael Cohen then went on to pay $130000 to Stormy Daniels to keep her from going public. Less than two weeks before the election, which then Trump, as we all know, went on to win, the parent company of the Enquirer also paid $150000 to Playboy model Karen McDougal, who also had an extramarital affair with Donald Trump. So it's it's it's it's i-, it's it's beyond. And this is why David Peckerwood is testifying in this criminal conspiracy trial. Yeah, because you in the conspiracy b***h, you end it, b***h. You AQ called and said, David, call David Peckerwood you in this honey. Because not only were they bearing negative stories, they also agreed to publish flattering stories about Trump, which I'm quite sure weren't true and spread negative news about his opponent, which was many of it was like falsified and over exaggerated. So everything was, you know, it's the Enquirer. Every single, everything is a lie. Yeah, every everything is a lie. And now they're purposely putting lies about the opponent's lies about Trump that are positive. The prosecution in this trial described this as a three part conspiracy between Donald Trump, David Pecker that was executed by Michael Cohen and the then National Enquirer editor in chief Dylan Howard. This was all to influence the election outcome. I just want to say, obviously it's not a crime to influence an election. That's the whole point of campaigning. You're trying to influence an election. But paying money from campaign contributions to conceal the truth and create and spread lies about opponents is a crime, and the motherf**ker clearly did it. And again, to me, is it that big of a deal? No, it's not a big deal to me, but you know, it was a big deal to me, January six. So now Trump gets the Denzel treatment. What's the Denzel treatment? Oh, thank you for asking. Denzel Washington did not win an Oscar for the hurricane, which was basically the best acting he's ever done. I mean, my opinion, which is all that matters here. So instead, because he didn't win for the hurricane, the academy gave him the Oscar the next year for training day. King Kong ain't got nothing on me, which. Was fired, it wasn't bad acting, and certainly Denzel being, you know, a villain is when he's so lovable. It was good acting, I mean, he can't leave his house that doing an act walks to the mailbox and he's winning Oscars, but the bottom line was everybody knew he beat people who should have won and he won for training day and it was very clear he was winning for what he did the previous year. So this is Trump's training day. He went four years with no charges for this conspiracy and fraud. But the second he tried to subvert democracy again and change the election results with a violent insurrection. He got his criminal charges. Here you go. Where's your f**king year in the conspiracy? Now, you in it? I mean, you end it like the Denzel treatment, which I hadn't heard of before I made that. I really do like that. I do like you kind of agree, though I do agree. No one really cares at this point. We cared in 2017, when we all found out he paid off Stormy Daniels, right? Michael Avenatti. The whole thing. We cared. Yeah, but no one else cared. Right? But now you're being charged and what you're being charged for is January six was locked down in front of it. And that's what you're. That's what the jury is going to judge. Yeah, because they're not unbiased, are they? No. And that's the thing for me as I'm watching this. You know what? I'm I'm because I'm so deep into the murder at the White House, Bamford's pecan farm. Yeah, and the guy who did the killing was like a sociopathic, narcissistic, womanizing, also gay, like, selfish megalomaniac. And he's reminding me of Trump, and I'm Louis. And so it's and but but more right now since we're dealing with the boys. But now that we're dealing with the trial, I keep thinking about both of them, right? Those in the White House farm, one of the episodes, like it's very trial heavy, it's trial heavy, and it also has a man who yeah, is. Well, when Jeff goes on trial, you're right, you have him. That's true. Trump has gone on to through then, and Trump has gone through every one of his last 70 hearings. Yes. But in the last two months, good doing like not a press conference, but just giving like a response or going on Fox News or Newsmax or whatever and complaining and complaining and complaining it's a witch hunt. This isn't real. This is trumped up, quote unquote. They're doing this because I'm I'm because I'm running for president. They don't want me to be. This is a Biden conspiracy. This is a Biden witch hunt. This isn't real. This is housekeeping. Did it just like the f**king guy who murdered his entire family? Jeremy Bamberg And it was like, not only did I not do it, this isn't right. My sister did it. She was crazy. They were crazy. I hate that guy. Pushing the buck, making himself feel. You feel sorry for him at some points. Being charming, being attractive. Yeah, Trump's not trying to. And it's just like all of the same things. And it's just like this person is to, for all intents and purposes, a serial killer. And we are. And it's just like the f**king women who support Jeremy Bamber. Yeah, it's like the same s**t, like he's being treated unfairly. He's mean he just all of it. Well, that's one thing with him and all of the charges and all of the thing, and I do agree with you and it's January six and it's all of the s**t. And then we get into the jury selection, which I have been enjoying quite a bit, right? Because I read one article, one article in like the free press or whatever, which was like, This is amazing. This is who we are. As Americans, we were able to choose the jury in three days. They thought it would take three months. This is why we're amazing. And then it's of course, it's just like, this is why we're not amazing. And why? Because there's an a*****e. Five men, however, and finance on Wall Street, the level that. And that's fine, though, the judge and the lawyers knew that there isn't a person alive who is going to be able to be unbiased. So basically what we're dealing with is because I kept imagining, could I sit? Here's here's your options in sitting on a on a jury for Trump. OK. Either you can't lie and you're like, because Trump had to sit while they did some of the jury selection, ask them and people were like, I think you're a liar. I think you're a narcissist rapist, and you just sit there and listen to all these people say this should Tim. So do you? And I'm asking this for both of us. Do we take the opportunity while Trump is sitting there to go? I hate your f**king guts. I think you're disgusting. I think you're a criminal. I think you're trying to be whatever your whatever it is. Now, I think this is what I'm thinking to myself. I think to myself, or do I not do that? Do I wait and play the long game and lie and go, You know what? You know, I can take all of my politics and put them aside because the law is so important to me. And I think the judicial system needs to work for everyone in this country. And you're young, you're not guilty until proven innocent. And I swear on this Bible, which I don't even lawyer out of as that I can sit here and listen to all of the evidence and all of the both sides of this and make a very unbiased decision at the end of this trial, of which I will, of course, do. And then look around and be believable and do acting. And then you can be Passover. Happy Passover, everyone. But in my heart and in my mind, and in my truth, I know I'm going to. I'm going to. I'm going to say he's guilty. Well, I will tell you this. Or for all of the talents and skills and wonderful things that you do possess, the ability to pretend that you're going to do that even when pretending here with just me, your face got shot, your entire face and neck blushed. Oh, and nobody's going to believe it when you're like, Yeah, no, it's cool. I know. I don't think I could think that I could dip into. Like one, I think it would be like so co-dependent on like, does everyone here think think I look pretty or like, I don't even know what I would get into? Now I have been, you know, in jury selection before just, you know, jury duty. And I would say one, we don't trust the process of choosing this jury because any Democrat worth their salt has avoided the jury summons. Yeah, that's true. Throwing it away. Right. And simply being like, I don't think so. Not today, Satan. Well, yeah, so right. Anyone who responded is already a bit of a dud because they don't know the deal. Right. So most people do that when they're like in their 20s and then they realize, Oh, I actually don't have to do this no matter what the f**king law is, but so fine. If I'm there, I think I would be like, I probably just wouldn't want to do it because you don't get paid, and I would be like seeing it stretch out in front of me for so long. Yeah, but I I would want to dig him over, not be fair, and I would easily be able to just be like, flirtatious because I would be scared to sit. And I've seen this on a few news places where, you know, people because a couple jurors since getting picked have dropped out. Yeah. So I had a root ca**l. Somebody tried somebody, one of them, and I will. I could just see what a rookie out there, but they're right. But one of them, f**king Jesse Waters, doxed on Fox News. Like, literally gave away so much information about the juror that that person was like, You got to get me off this, I'm going to get killed. So I think that. I wouldn't be scared, I don't I don't want to be taxed on any level. But I wouldn't be scared like I would if it were like a like organized crime or something. I agree and want to touch it, not touch it, but with these MAGA people, which shall be very intense. Yes, but I would still not be as scared. So high profile. It's like, what are they going to do? I mean, they could come over and do the whole Nancy Pelosi in that thing with the knife. Kind of scary because they're insane, but I don't think I would be. I think I'd be up for it and just be like, Yeah, like cool. No, I can do it. I'm unbiased. How long do you think? Yeah, I think you could do it, too. Yeah, I think anything you do all the acting, I think you're right. I couldn't. I don't think I would try to do the acting and I would just see his face and and everybody would out for you. And it would be a valiant effort. And when you walked out, they'd go, good, tri-band and you'd be like, I try to do it, guys. They f**king saw right through me, Trump. But then what if you make it? Now the question is, are you a person? And are you me? US one? Yeah, a person who can hold out in a. What if you're dealing with a jury because, you know, sometimes has to be unanimous? So what are we one person that's going to one? I've always believed beyond the shadow of a doubt that I could switch an entire jury of 12 people. Oh, I bet you could have never even thought of that. I've thought about it. Always only think about it as me being the person that they all hate because I'm like, Shut the f**k up. I'm not f**king doing that because I know it's a f**king true. f**king forced me to do anything at all. I want to know now you were on the jury. I probably like, I don't think we're going at our side, so I either got to go for hung jury here or that now. Never even thought of that. That's how close minded I am. No, but you could hang the jury, but that's still something if it was supposed to be guilty or not guilty and I'm trying to get not guilty. Right? You know, and you're all for guilty. I think I get enough people to hang the jury, right? I just always think of it in general, just like, you know, it's just like the people who come out after and do answer questions about like, I mean, I just didn't I didn't want to vote that way, but I held out for a day and you were wrong, is actually it? And they start getting it right. You get people and I'm like, I want someone to try and bully me. I'm looking, I'm walking on the street. You will not ever get chosen to try and get bullied. And no one will do it, even when you try to pretend. I'll go with everyone else. I'm a group. Think they'll be like, something's fishy. But I've always thought, too. That's another reason I wouldn't want to be on a jury because I wouldn't want the pressure, and I know that I could change everyone's mind. And then I would have to live with that, and I would be way too scared. Like if you were wrong? Yeah. Yeah, because if there's not enough evidence, right? And I don't really care about like, well, there's reasonable doubt. I'm like, I don't care. I think that b***h, I don't care. No reasonable doubt. Exactly. And that's even the other way is if that's why when I when I was in my twenties and I did get asked to do jury duty and I sat in the thing and there was a guy there being f**king like tried for a DUI or, well, I can't remember what I was, but I know that I looked at the person and I felt bad for them. I know mine was a car accident. I was, and I literally they asked me a question. I was like, I don't think drunk driving is should be illegal. So my thing was to say, sorry, I like saw two guys know and they were sitting there and I was like, Oh, f**k, I don't care. I'm not going to be responsible for putting her. Yeah, if it's drugs or something such as where somebody isn't hurt, I don't want to be responsible for putting somebody in jail. I can't do that. I won't do it. I'm not going to be a part of that. But get a rapist in there, right? He's guilty all day long without any evidence. How'd you know I looked at him? Your honor? Guilty. But you haven't heard any evidence? Don't care. Sign me up. They're like, Get her the f**k off the premises. Take away our jury duty rights. They like, take you off the list. We're going to like, don't ever write her the postcard again. We're basically two days in half the day had to go because the f**king person with the, you know, Root Canal Ca**l. So whatever we're hearing from David Pecker, we have a lot more of this trial. Trump says it's cold in there, meaning you, it's cold. I mean, to me, it's cold, and it could mean and he's already said, it's a witch hunt. He's doing the same thing he always says. Also, he's blaming it on Biden as if Biden has anything to do with your f**king criminal, like he's got nothing to do with it. It's just and he certainly didn't run against you in 2016. Yeah. I mean, what are we doing here? Better go find Hillary Clinton. Take it up with her. Oh. Exactly. OK, so we have many more weeks to deal with this to the person who said we should change our theme song. Hello. Hello. That's all we have to say. OK, so now let's get to some legislation. This is where my f**king pussy is buttered. This is why I care about this podcast. OK? Is legislation and bills. That's what I care about. I care about the Chips Act, right? I care about f**kin COVID. You want to get things back in that? I want relief checks coming in. I want student loans forgiven. I want it all. I want it all. Some actual legislation did pass over the weekend. Crazy. We thought nothing would happen this year. Basically, over the week in the House of Representatives passed a $95 billion package, which provides aid basically what I'm just calling wartime aid. OK, Ukraine. Uh huh.. Israel, yes. And Taiwan, that's fair. Yeah. Wartime aid. Yeah, it's for their because they're being China wants to invade Taiwan. Israel's obviously in a war with terrorists. Technically, yeah, it's let's say, terrorists. Ukraine is being invaded by Russia. Yeah. So there you go. So that we're providing aid to these now is Taiwan. We know Ukraine is not technically not in the U.N. and not an ally technically, because technically they're an ally, but technically they're not. No, they're not. They're not. And I will not. NATO is Taiwan NATO. I don't think so. Taiwan is technically not an acknowledged country because of China. But, but they are country. But I think there's an issue with legitimizing or legalizing them as a country because then that becomes makes China. We have to do it's like a whole thing. A song about, you know what? Banana Hammock Cynthia wins? Yes, Taiwan. Two years we have been to Taiwan. Yeah, we f**king love it. Yeah, we and it is a country Taiwan Americans, Taiwanese Americans walking around up in this b***h who have never even been Taiwan. OK, and we have we've been all over it and we had literally love it. Absolutely love it. Yeah, and it should be. It's just Taiwan. Hong Kong like China is, you know, they want to take over. They want they want Taiwan and Hong Kong to be communistic authoritarian run by that. All of that stuff. And Taiwan wants to be its own country. And so why shouldn't it be just like Ukraine and just like Israel? That's right. So why don't we just let the countries that want to be their own country let there be their own country? Let Texas go? Bye girl. Bye girl, bye. And you know, a Palestine can be its own place, too. If they get their s**t together. So the Republican Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson, joined with Democrats to bring the bill to the floor for a vote. And Democrats came together, all of them with a with a little over 100 Republicans in order to finally pass it. So the Republicans were divided. If the House of Representatives is like, it's like f**king four hundred and thirty five people, two hundred something Republicans and then like 190, they have a very small majority. But the Republicans were pretty much divided in half over the Ukraine portion of this bill, which is so all the maggots in the House of Representatives, including, and most importantly, Marjorie Taylor Greene were very vocal about about objecting to the bill. Why? Who the f**k knows why you're against Ukraine now? What are you, Putin's f**king pussy hounds? So now all of these maggots with Marjorie Taylor Greene are saying they will vote. Mike Johnson, the speaker of the House. They will vote him out as speaker of the House. Point of order. Point of order. Point of order. Mr Speaker. Point of order. Biden point of order. Pres. Donald J. Trump knows I'm here and he is on my phone point of order. We, Mike Johnson is not fulfilling his duties as the Republican House speaker of the House, and he needs to go. We don't want to support Ukraine. We don't want to do all like put money into like wars and stuff that are outside of the United States. All we care about is building a wall and keeping people out. OK? I don't want Mexicans in here. Why didn't you pass the other border bill? Because that was wrong. Point of point of order, point of order. You don't know what I voted for. And so what if I didn't vote for that? No, it's ironic that you didn't vote for it. Well, good. Then spin the record and turn the table a point of order. OK, because I don't know what you're talking about, but all I know is all I care about is the safety and control and the safety and the borders of this country, because this country is America America's number one. And President Trump says that if we don't build a wall, then Ukraine is going to run over Russia and then Hunter Biden is going to be corrupted. And when he's corrupted by the Ukrainians and the Ukrainians go over and they sell drugs and they're Nazis, did you know that Ukrainian? They're Nazis. Wait, really, but the president of the Ukraine is like Jewish, yeah, a Jewish Nazi. Have you ever heard of a Jewish Nazi point of order because he is a Jewish Nazi and people just don't realize that those exist, but they do. And it's in the Bible and in the Bible. And God said that when a Jewish Nazi runs Ukraine, that's when the lasers come down and blow up the weather. And that's why Vladimir Putin is such a bad guy. OK. I mean, this is just this is just like America is just going down the toilet. It's just going down the toilet point of order. And let me tell you this, the gazpacho is not going to take over the patriots of the march because the marches, the patriots of the mob. Yeah, because the Patriots who march on January 6th, all they were were doing. We're just going in peacefully, knocking on the door and asking to see their representatives and what happened. BLM went and stole shoes, and that is the difference between real patriots and antifa who is taking over. And they're the real terrorists, not good working white people. Point of order. Why are they against sending so the bill was they weren't. This is what I say. They I mean, Republicans, they weren't mad at the sending money to Taiwan. They weren't mad at sending money to Israel. But they were a hundred percent divided in half a which by 50 percent about sending money to Ukraine. And they are saying that they will vote out Mike Johnson, the speaker of the House. So what is it? I'm out there just I do think a lot. I think are a lot of Republicans really, truly feel that Ukraine is quote unquote corrupt, that that whole thing with Hunter Biden and the Biden crime family and the Biden crime syndicate, how corrupt. Or just with Biden, I think it's connected to Biden. I think they also there's been a crime, but that's not corruption. There's a complete deal with the American president. There's a complete. Narrative about Ukraine that Ukraine is OK, so corrupt. Aside from in addition to Biden, the Hunter and the Hunter, Biden thing in the Biden thing is so pervasive with so many of the magnets and the Republicans and that Ukraine itself, the government is super stealing money. But like the Russian government is, yeah, but they don't. They just they don't care. It's so you have to think because I've heard the thing is, oh, Ukraine, so corrupt. And I just go comparatively to what Russia? Well, Russia, which government isn't ours, is to no matter who the president is, governments are corrupt. It's 2024. Are they being paid? First of all, which they could be. But secondly, there is a mis a disinformation campaign that people are believing about Ukraine when it when ultimately at the end of the day, Ukraine, who's trying to get into Nadeau, who wants to be part of the European Union? Who is democratic, who wants to be a part of Europe? Like, you know, f**king amazing. That is that we have a piece of Russia, basically Ukraine. While a large part of Russia, now it's its own country. These are people who want to be part of democracy. And for anyone in our government who are so against communism and so against socialism, and so against anything that isn't USA number one red, white and blue football, but f**king your wife and whatever the f**k you do like for you to think that eg, just getting black took Greg except Craig that Craig's like, Hey, I like a**l sex is fine of our point of order or whatever. Or red blood hunting. Like red blooded American s**t. Like if you are a person who has anything in camouflage, OK, you do have a lot of things in camouflage. OK? Antidrug, I do have a track. I don't have anything camouflage. I thought, you have like shorts. Oh, have I'm pretty sure. Yeah, but like or you. But I guess the because that's true, but it's true. Like, OK, like are then just if you're just hunting country, just any of the things that denotes you, particularly a MAGA Republican or a conservative or just a Republican in general, you should be supporting Ukraine because Ukraine is fighting off an actual communist. And even more than that, they're not just communists. They're. Oligarchic, autocratic, they. The level that Putin suppresses free press. People speaking out, making money, taking their money. It's shocking. It's hypocritical. It's destructive. It's despicable. And it is deplorable that Marjorie Taylor Greene and all of these people who are not supporting Ukraine don't see and don't see that. In addition to the fact that if Russia takes over Ukraine, where do you think they're going to go from there? You think they're going to stop? You think that that country's then going, you want to talk about a genocide? I don't see a bunch of people with Ukrainian flags running through the streets. I don't see them yelling and screaming and and camping and tending and all of that s**t. Russia is literally and has said that's what they want to do. They want to get rid of Ukrainians. You know, one Israeli has said not that right. Not one f**king word of that. It is out there by people in Congress and in the government that the, you know, dictators, the communist leaders out there, which is China, Russia, Iran and there's one North Korea, North Korea, those four are getting together and we need an America as the leader of the free world that has to lead. Yes, all of the European nations, all of the the democratic nations around the whole entire world to go against, those are for those are huge superpowers, huge superpowers with nuclear capability, and they're getting together to go against we. We got to lead that. And that includes sending money. Ukraine shoring up Ukraine. Yeah. And Israel, yep. And Taiwan. So we did that. Slow clap for justice, slow clap for. I will say about to the fake news that you said that they they put the misinformation out there tied with this foreign aid bill. And this is super important news. This week on Saturday, Congress included the House of Representatives included the tock ban, which technically had already passed last month, but the tick tock ban that. The bill that passed last month had different terms, and with the terms last month was very unlikely to pass the Senate because Democrats, even though it's very, very narrow, control the Senate and Chuck Schumer was not going to take that tick tock legislation to the floor of the Senate because with the tick tock ban, that's what it's called was not technically a ban. The terms said that ByteDance's, who's the parent company of TikTok, must sell TikTok essentially the American version of TikTok, because it's not called TikTok in China. TikTok is a Chinese company. I mean, ByteDance is a Chinese company. They invented TikTok. It has a different name in China. The American version of TikTok needs to be sold to an American entity, and that the the terms in the bill last month said it needs to be sold in six months. OK. Chuck Schumer was never going to take that to the Senate floor for a vote because six months, when is that right in the middle of November? And we're not trying to ban tick tock the middle of the presidential election. So every dumb f**king a*****e and I think we all know if you're if your mind controlled in any way from the algorithm on TikTok or Facebook, quite frankly, what we're talking about TikTok, I'd be here for a Facebook ban, too, but ain't nobody put it out because that's an American company. So we're not trying to ban TikTok from these mind controlled f**king Gen Z a*****es right in the middle of the presidential election, right? Anybody with half a brain, especially Democrats, are going to know that's not the way to go. So Chuck Schumer was never going to take it to the floor. So basically, Mike Johnson, who is the speaker of the House, wanted to put the tick tock ban into the foreign aid. So they got with Hakeem Jeffries, who's the minority speaker of the House. He's the Democratic speaker of the House technically, and they he's the minority leader and not the speaker. And they all got together and it's like, OK, well, we will put the tick tock ban in, but we want to move the deadline to nine months. Mm hmm. With the option for Biden to extend it if he can see that bite dance, it has good faith, like trying to sell the company and move the ownership of the company to an American entity. Then Biden can go on and extend this for 90 days or six months. So that puts us firmly into twenty five in terms of the tick tock moving the ban, right so it won't interfere with the presidential election. And I just wanna like get into the fact that we don't need to relitigate it because what's done is done and for sure, this aid bill is going to pa*s. And with that, the tick tock ban. And to that, I say good, but. Let's just discuss it, China and please, you know, let's let's let's let's try and look at this just in the way that it exactly is. China and that company, they take their data from ticktalk and they and they not only do they sell it. We don't know what else they're doing with it. We don't know what else they're doing with China. Nobody's saying that Facebook and Twitter are not an X-Y-Z are not taking our data. By the way, the Washington Post is taking our data. Everyone's taking our data outfitters is taking your ranking data. We all know this. We opt out here in California. We can opt out. This is different. China doesn't have rules on our data, right? And they are using it potentially not only to spy on this country, but for nefarious reasons. Like Julie said, to now look at what people's interests are and post what could be fake news or propaganda regarding Israel regret regarding Ukraine. We're now sowing the seeds of unrest, which is what Russia has been doing. And but well, China and Russia have been doing it. When the intelligence agencies talk about like the war, the next World War, of course, we're all worried about nuclear and actual weapons and whatever. But it's already happening because those evil superpowers are already much like algorithm ing and and doing fake s**t and misinformation and taking your data and turning us all on each other. And it is where it started is happening among us. Right. And that's how they're going to do it. They're not going to. Hundred thousand percent are real valid. Yeah. Cybersecurity threat, which has been occurring since 2016, which is why people say that Republicans are on the side of Putin, right? Because they they softened towards Putin in the 2016 election because he helped them win against Hillary Clinton. They don't want to turn on Putin and the whole thing of Putin staying on our side. Why so Trump? Trump's going to keep Putin on our side, who gives a f**k? It's not true anyway. It's not true anyway. Putin's using him anyway and manipulating him, and it's all he's Putin is out for Putin and for turning Russia back to f**king the Russia of 1890. He wants Russia to be the world's dominator and for him to be an emperor. That's what he wants. So you think that Trump is so f**king dumb that he thinks that Kim Jong UN and and Putin and the president of China, they all like him. They all had a great relation. Of course they did. They're f**king taking a narcissist and turning him so that they can use him for their own f**king endeavors. And everyone who follows f**king Trump falls for it, too, because now they're going like, Whoa. But my freedom of speech, and then it's like, you don't even know what you're talking about. Nobody's trying to take your freedom of speech away. Nobody's trying to take your guns away. Nobody's trying to take anything. You know, it takes things away. Were you? Do you? In fact, you know, you took away the woman's right to choose? That's what you took away. But everything else has not been taken away, and nor would it ever be taken away. You're always going to have guns, you're always going to have the freedom of speech. There are certain rules and regulations to certain things, which Republicans they hate rules and regulations unless it comes to a woman's f**king body or what gay people are doing taxes or taxes. They love making sure rich people don't pay their fair share. It's so f**king critical, and it's so pathetic. It's pathetic. I think it's pathetic. It is. So we are 100 percent for the TikTok ban, and we were 100 percent for not having it line right up with the election. Yeah, yeah. It can happen next year. Good TikTok and sell off and sell to an American company. And we can. No, our data is circulating around America, right in the toilet, where it belongs with all of our data from Facebook and all of our data from Twitter. And Elon Musk and all the other f**king American nightmares that we deal with. Why should we let China in here? It's already banned in so many countries worldwide. This is an American issue. Many countries are like, Hell, no, we ain't having that in here, then China. China doesn't let Facebook in there. Yeah, just imagine that China doesn't let anything in there. Nothing American. They don't let anything in there. They control literally so hard core what their people get as far as, like internet type of information. But they're going to come in and take all our information and f**k with us. No, not today. Fact, I don't belong to you, and you don't belong to me, feel free to watch, say, free, free, free speech. So that's it for this episode of our Dungay podcast. Thank you guys for listening to our stupid podcast. We love and appreciate all 14 of you so much. If you're new here and you like us, but you'd rather not hear about politics, are the Trump trial or f**king legislation? Please consider checking out our Patreon podcast. Our Patreon podcasts are completely different than this one, and you can sign up for just $4 a month. 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