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Use code morning after at Loft dot com to receive twenty five dollars off your full price purchase exclusions apply. C Podcast description for terms. All right, welcome back, everybody to the morning after oh, tough weekend for all the teams here. I only caught the end of the Lions game. What happened? Wow, lucky you. I watched the whole damn thing. I heard it was. I heard it was just kind of like they just couldn't figure it out or nothing was working. Couldn't they did? Absolutely nothing. Nothing worked. It was like it was like, you know, mind numbing because you couldn't figure out this is the same team that, like, dominated against Kansas City and like. But you know what? That's football is, you know, that's and you get the ball and you know what? It's how you bounce back from that game, especially with them. I mean, they've only lost two games, so it's just how you bounce back. Speaking of when Matthew threw the pick in our game, JJ like like who? Who thought J.J. Watt would drop into coverage? I don't know. Not me, but anyways. Well, I was following your J.J. Watt Twitter, otherwise known as the axe and your game was so back and forth and you you actually predicted this. First of all, you said those Pittsburgh fans were going to travel and boy, did they ever and again, you have another game that was right. It was right there. We should have won that game like we should have won that game. And that's frustrating always. You know, when you're in it and you, we're in it. We're in the games here. But you know, again, there's nothing I can do about the fact that we haven't had a home game. Nothing I can do. Nothing Matthew can do. It is what it is at this point. I can't keep complaining about it. I'm a broken record. But I will say one thing people don't understand. I always say Matthew plays great when other fans are great against him. He does really well. And I said this before defense. It's nice to have adrenaline and that's getting the crowd pumped up. That's like a huge thing of adrenaline, which we don't have. So not only do we not have that, but when refs make bad calls at a home stadium and you hear it from the fans, the next, you know, call that maybe they should call against that team. They're not going to do it. And that's just natural. It's not because it's just you feel bad. You're like, Oh, that was kind of a dicey call. Like, you see it on the monitor, the next call, that might be dicey. You're not going to call it. They're going to peel back a little. You're just going to. Well, it's always their fans yelling, How about this? Matthew threw the pick. He thought Cooper caught it and was running. He was going the other way. He was looking for Cooper, like because it was so loud. Yeah, it is running into the Oh no. It got picked. Madison turned around. He's like, Oh my God, they have ball like, didn't even see him. It happens, but something's got to get figured out. Are they the in-house, the team that kind of works to hype up whatever crowd you have there? Are they kind of good at hyping up the base? Or do they kind of know that the majority of people who are they're not there to watch? No, we also, you know what, again, we are an entertainment world, and that's fine. That is what it is. But I don't know if y'all have seen the video that's being circulated that what happened at the Rams game did. You hadn't seen it. I was sent that video by multiple people, including you. And Oh yeah, that's right. OK, well, we dropped. Yeah. Did you see it, Toby? Was it the thing you sent that was on Twitter? Because I don't have Twitter. So will you explain what it was? I'm just kind of explain. It's like, I can't even I can't even explain it, but I'm going to show it to you and said, So this is our in-game entertainment. This is our gameday experience. And if you guys didn't see it, it's strippers in a suite. And I mean, the game, people are throwing money at them once. So here's my thing I you, I can't control it. I'm going to therapy. My therapist says, you've got to remove yourself and things can't control. I can't control the crowd noise I can't con. Role that we have strippers at the game, but what I am so mad about is this is supposed to be a family experience coming to a football game. There were children in the suites next to them. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? But if you have that kind of stuff happening to games, the adults are not going to bring their kids. No, you can't pretend that. No, no. And all of a sudden in 20 years, you're not going to have these four and five year olds because they're like, Well, I'm not taking that game, you know? So I did security. Stop it. Like, what happened? So I think security did. They ended up kicking him out. So, which is wild? He proposed to his girlfriend in the suite and then had strippers. I mean, my guess is those are strippers crack. They all had matching thongs. No, there's those. They were they. And I would hope that that's what that is. Yeah. And it's embarrassing. No. And it's tough. And you go to a football game and we're looking at this. How would this like real quick? My my nephews who are older have Instagram. They're at the game and they're like, Oh my gosh, look what's going on here? They found it. And my daughters are sitting right next to them. They're like, Mommy. There is a lot of butts here and I go, All right, what are you talking about? And then I got sent it and I was like, Oh, this is so my daughter saw that. Not OK. And none of my nephews saw it, either. But like to be fair, I don't think the Rams had any control over knowing that that was going to happen. But I feel like that's also something that would only happen in L.A. only happen. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I mean, and again, disappointing it is. It's just a little disappointing that it makes me not want to take my kids to the game because I'm like, Well, what's going to happen next? But I'll tell you one thing. Ice Cube performed at halftime. Holy cow. It was amazing. I mean, but listen, that's what halftime is for, right? Like now, the reality is is you want to be invested in the game and the game is being played. Yes, and that doesn't happen in Los Angeles. And I've been to, you know, half a dozen games there. And the reality is, is that people are not focused on what's happening on the field. But to me, when you go to a football game, even having my limited knowledge of football, I'm a diehard fan. Though I love nothing more than when the crowd is 65000. People are all reacting to the same thing. It's because they get it. It feels like you're on the team. That's why you're there. Yeah. Well, and in many ways, you are a team. You're a part of it. I mean that that they say that about Seattle. What the 12th man, right? Yeah. So I mean, the terrible towels created that game. Yeah. And that is their fans like, they changed that game. There were so many calls that were not called. And then when then they got called something they would boo out of control. And all of a sudden the next call that should've been called on them wasn't called, you know? So it makes it. You're part of the team. But the strip club at the bottom of the hour on the field was a little troublesome for me to just, you know, not talk about because that let's listen. I don't want to see an event. I don't think people want to see that. You could enjoy going to a strip club, and I'm sure a lot of guys do who go to football games. But when you're at a football game, you want to focus on the football game, why not go to the strip club afterwards? So what? It's fine. We're still in games, which I love. Matthew is hurting, but it's OK. He called me Friday, guys. Oh man, call me Friday and I. I'm sure you guys understand this when someone calls you and they're pissed off or they're venting and you have so much s**t going on that you're just like, I can't do this right now. Mm hmm. Matthew rarely does that. He calls me Friday. He's livid. He's just not feeling great. And I was like, I don't have time for this. And he came home and was like, I reached out to the one person that I thought I could talk to about it, and you just brushed me off physically say, like, I don't have like, what the f**k are you? Just kind of like, not engaging would both. I said it because I was like, I have so much going on, and he was in a bad mood because he wasn't feeling good. So I was like, I can't handle you right now. I'm already handling our four daughters that are screaming, I can't handle you. I'm sorry on time for it. And I just like, was like, I love you, goodbye. He was just like in pain, you know, like his body, it's middle of the season. Now this is what happens. And all of a sudden I get the phone call. And like I've said before, we're really tough. All of us are really tough when we're, you know, in our jobs and in our places, we're not going to show any vulnerability. Nothing. But then you go home and that's where you let it show. Right? And I didn't even allow that to happen for him, which I know that was tough because he went, I mean, his it's just a lot right now. And then that game and then the strippers and then everything. So, you know, it was just a great weekend. Did you win your soccer game? You guys know, I love to stay healthy, I know hint as to being fit is a big part of that. But sometimes life happens. You can't get to the gym, you can't get to that workout cla*s. But that is why I love album is album is is a streaming on demand wellness platform that features yoga, fitness routines, meditations, sessions and so much more from my favorite brand, Aloe. It makes it easy they have cardio pilates bar. 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Did use vegan of controversy that stadiums did you hear about what happened at Michigan Michigan State? Wait, OK, I read the headline White. In the worst of all, it was a horrible game. I mean, the Detroit Lions fans had horrible games. It was probably great for Michigan fans because they won like, I don't know what it was. Forty nine and nothing. Yeah, state fan. I have no stake in the claim. I went to central fire up chips. Who cares, right? But I went to a party where people were watching the game and we knew it was going to kind of be a blowout because Michigan steamrolling everybody. But they had a moment where they had a trivia moment at Spartan Stadium, where they were asking different trivia questions. And oddly, one of the questions was Where was Hitler born? And when they revealed the answer, they put Hitler's face up on the jumbotron. What in the world? Now the university came out quickly apologized and said that it was a third party company that does the trivia. Now that's not excusable. We have a reporter on is struggling. Michigan State is making a PR disaster one after another, after another, and it's just like, I don't understand. Somebody must have proof the questions and the information is my thing that I thought that was very much. Yes, they probably proved it. I feel like that was thrown in after the proof. You can't. There's no way that made it past multiple eyes. You would think. I mean, I don't I'm not the whole in the bunch, and I could have said, probably not. Probably not. I shouldn't do this one. Yeah. And then I'm like, Well, that didn't really happen. And then of course, it's on the Twitter and it's all over the place. And then you see it and you're like, it wasn't just this tiny image. His face was half the scoreboard looking at Spartan Stadium, and I'm like, Are you kidding me? What is happening at football games? What do I do? I don't know timing wise with everything that's going on. Yes, girl. Now bringing it up Hitler this week just feels yes. Never, but definitely. Not never, but definitely. Not now. Not. Oh, and it's just like, I don't understand what's happening. It doesn't matter where you fall on any of these things, that is something that is never, you know, OK. And so you know, for for. But do you think that was someone trying to send a message? No, no, no, no, no. I really think it was just somebody not thinking clearly like, you know, I don't think I really don't think anybody had like, you know, hate in their heart in doing that, I certainly hope not. I just don't think it was. You know, sometimes these these things are just not well thought out. And whether it's the Mel Tucker controversy, whether it's the Larry Nassar thing with Michigan State, I mean, at the end of the day, to me, it's always good to be in front of something rather than catching up to it. Right? So they're constantly getting up right now, correct, and they're constantly catching up. And it's like, you have to like, take a breath. So the one part of my weekend that had zero controversy were soccer, which was fine. Yeah, my kid is a shark. She kills it, but it ends next weekend. So there's no really. I posted a photo because I show every soccer games looking like I just fell out of a trash can. Like I have the hat with the slides and the and my friend shows up my daughter. They're both on the teams and she's looking like she just got out of a runway show, full safari look with the hat in the pants and the thing, and I'm like, What are you doing? What time do we now have to dress up for soccer? Know what time is your soccer game and how was it noon? OK, well, here's my. Men in particular. I mean, like, what are you going to like, how men always look like? Hell? No, that's not true. Have you seen me like I wore UGG for all my face to the game yesterday? Like, I'm a hot disaster. I can't put makeup on it. It's so dry. I want a coach's outfit and I stink. It's hot as hell at our games, but no, you shouldn't dress up for a children's soccer game. She looked fantastic, but she's had a foot drop off. There's some parents who maybe they're on their way to work during drop off. I, you know, typically am because it's a later drop off. But like this morning, I had sweats on a hat on backwards, a Rams sweatshirt that, oh my light just went to a Rams sweatshirt that has a hole in it. I just, Oh, there goes Eunice. Everybody's mad now because my light went off. No, I really look like how that was God telling me, You know what you do look like? How. But there's just some days and I'm like, and then the day when I show up to drop off where I'm like, I'm heading into work and I have an interview early or whatever, and I'm really all put together. Nobody's there. I want to just take a picture and put it on the PTA board and be like, Hey, y'all ! I looked really good today. Nobody saw me, but I looked great. Of course, today when I show up with flip flops side and a hat on backwards and one contact in and I got the zit on my eyebrow, I see every single mom that I know. Well, it makes you realize that everybody is like, I can tell they're like looking at me like, Woohoo ! I know. Tough night last night. I know I. I always drop off really early before anyone else is there because I'm like, I don't want right now. I just want to drop and go. I literally. And if you drop them too early, they make them go to the art room. And so I'll sit there because my kids don't want to go the art room. I'll sit there. It's an hour before school and I'll sit there until the one minute where until they can just get released and then I let them out of the car and then I leave. But I am not. I'm not a drop off and pick up like I look like, Hell, I'm going through the carpool line. I'm not getting out and going to walk into my kid when I look like s**t, not doing it. Also, there's a lot of wandering eyes on our campus and I like it, especially when Kim Kardashian wears her clothes to match the color of her car. You always look great inside. I do realize that the other day and I was glad. But I love it. They are. They always look like put together, but I will say they show up in gym clothes and stuff like that. I just look way worse after a gym than they do. So I'm like, I'm not getting out of my car, but they'll dress up for the soccer thing I'm not for. Also, our soccer game, I'll tell you, we scored. Oh, and they're scored early on our own goal. Well, you know what? It takes a little bit of time to put it all together. I was like, I literally looked at our team all like, You know what? We scored, and they did it because it was one zero. We scored their only goal. We scored the only goal of the game. I was like, So I think we won like, that's a winning, that's a winning game in my book. 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Like every hairstyle is hotter than the next. Do you agree with me? I also think old David Beckham is very attractive. All agreed. He is. But like Brad Pitt, he's one of those people where it doesn't matter if he's 25 or 55. Yeah, we agree. But young David Beckham was like, I've never seen anyone that looked like this in my life. And do you think he looked hotter with the shaved head or with like the long hair when he wore the headband? Well, I voted on this. Why didn't say my battery was running low? I think I voted shaved. I like long. It's like I like when I think of Brad Pitt. Even though Thelma and Louise comes to mind like man when he was in for. Remember him with it for now that Troy, Troy, Troy, Troy when he was in Troy. My God, this fire. I agree. You know, it's always fair, to be honest, now that we're talking about this. You know, we always say that you can't have it all. I feel like he has everything going for him. Does he have a flaw? Well, you know, he's lost some relationship issues and soccer issues, like if you if you watch the documentary, there's so many points of his life for like the whole world hated him or like people were turning on him. Read kidnapping threats. So like, that's what I actually thought was interesting. I'm like, This guy is so much money and so much talent and such good looks and a beautiful wife and family. But he has faced a lot of controversy. It's like you're not perfect no matter what. So he might have to leave us here, guys. So I want to get real quick before you do. I need an update on any of your dates or the the last date because people are wondering what happens if people were people were I had to move now. Now you see my little ward. I mean, in the end of the kitchen, I'm plugging in all over the house and circuits. I'm going to blow my brains out. Never buy a house structure. Now I'm sitting like Indian sound law to get my big ol adding here. Sophie, listen, I'm mad at you. Oh, because I know I have teed up this incredible story about the date which we were all invested in. And then we kind of you had to cut the end because of the dude and, you know, but but but but I've never received so many people are stopping me at Kroger. What happened at the end of Sophia's? My computer still going to die? People were people were commenting being like, you guys didn't let her finish your story. And I was like, No, no, no, they did. I edited it out. I didn't want to be mean and say why he's not my husband. I feel like it's very true and on point for what we're what like. Our generation and the younger generation is kind of seen more of am. I can respect what this guy does or can you not in a way like, do you know, I mean, like, I don't think it's I don't think you said anything mean, I think it's part of it now, like there are many people that have the job that he has or the client. I'll tell. I'll tell them now because it's a separate podcast. So now it's like, OK, you know what? He was a he's a model slash deejay. And I would say he is aspiring at both. I don't think he is very ambitious. And that's mostly what I don't really care what someone does, as long as they have the ambition to be great at it yet. And that guy doesn't have it gets it. And I think it's a really tough like it's what we deal with now because honestly, if I brought home a guy and he told my dad when he was young that he was not that this guy was but an influencer, this is what I'm thinking, Oh, I'm an influencer. My dad would be like, Well, that job's not going to take care of my daughter or like that. But really, if you put everything into being an influencer, it's not. I will say it's not easy. I'm not an influencer, but I see these influencers. It takes time. It takes like just like an incredible mind, like, come up with things that people will be interested and can continue to be interested in you. And they make a lot of money if they're good at it. They make a little money. But it is a hard reality for like our parents to be like, What the hell's an influencer? And why would you? What do you see in this guy? He doesn't have a job. My oh no, he's an influencer, but they don't understand that. So the heart, I feel like it's hard for our generation. But but continue and I want to know what you're going to tell the podcast listeners as well, like the other two updates you wanted to do. I fell in love with another guy at work last week. I love it. I mean, you come in just just I just want to be a fly on the wall at work. Can I work there? How many times I have to ask. I literally need you to come because to come to hip hop customer, Oh gosh, I'm not good and I see those girls and they're kind of good at it. Oh, they're not. No one's dancer fell in love with the new guy at work. Wasn't. Sure, if he was in me, he was so great, so nice. He was like, breathtakingly hon. All the girls around all the models around, we're hitting on everything. Everyone was hitting on him and I was like, Get away from him, you know, and then and then he drunk, dialed me the other night. So I'm like, Oh, maybe, maybe it's time to plan the wedding. But oh, but this is what I wanted to tell you guys, because I think you guys are going to f**king die. I was crying, laughing this morning. So I got this Halloween costume. It's like somewhat sexy. It doesn't show a lot of skin, but it's like a it's like a body suit army outfit and it's really tight. And I wanted so I don't have like a flat butt, but I don't have like a big bite and I want a big bite, but I don't have one. So I bought I bought this from Amazon, where it's shapewear that has like supposed. It's like butt lifting shapewear that I wanted to wear under this bodysuit. I opened it this morning and I had tears coming down my face. It is so padded. Like it, I'll but I'll bring it over here, but it's a full fake. But I tried it on. I looked incredible like it is. It's amazing. I tried it on with my Halloween costume. I tried it on with aloe sweats to see what it would look like if I were to work. I'm a different person with this fake butt and now I want to wear it all the time. But I'm like, What if? What happened? Wear it out? And then I go, Have you have lived in Los Angeles too long? I'm out. I can show it. I'm kind of in that big units. The only problem the only problem solving is if you hook up with somebody and you have that, Oh my god, I where that's why I'm horrified. So what if you actually hook up with somebody who's on the back and off you go in about is take it off where you hook up? I look incredible at it, and I'm going to wear this. I just need to figure out what happens one day if, like I go home with a guy who thinks I have this big, but I'm also worried that like, if he touches my butt like it, what does it feel like? Padding like, like lots of product. So you'd have to wear jeans like so it's a little you can't really feel. Now I was going to say you should definitely ready for Halloween because you're a different person on Halloween. Why not have it and wear it for Halloween? Don't wear it to go to the Brentwood Farmer's market. Don't wear. I could wear it to work because no one's going to touch my butt at work. And if the guy, the new guy that I love comes in this week, do I wear the fake under my please do and please document and I need to know. Yes. Yes, do it. So fine, why not? How is this any different than a girl wearing an extreme padded bra bra? Or these girls get chicken cutlet boobs like the the fake gel boobs that they wear, and it makes them a cleavage. I just needed it on the other end. Yeah, and it's, you know, it's way more like out like normal to get breast implants. I mean, I have them. But when Sophie's case, she has really nice boobs, but she she's lacking in the back, so it shouldn't be so cool for people to get body implants. Now I'm not saying everyone go argue about it because I'm not really a fan of them, but it shouldn't be as like, Oh man, she is butt implants when 90 percent of the population has breast implants. I don't know if that's a real number. It's probably more like 60, but more than half you think 60 percent of the population has breast implants and 100 percent absolutely know this is a good Paul. We'll put this up. Let's do a poll because I there's no way 60 percent of the population has breast implants. Think of all your girlfriends right now. I'm thinking I can only think of like four out of everybody. I know. How many girlfriends do you have? I'm gay. I have a thousand. I guarantee you you don't know. Half of those are fake. Unbelievable. That's true. I could think of like three hundred. Maybe more. I don't know, unread. Yeah, I believe when you get out of L.A. right now, when you go to the RuPaul and ask up your car and come back is amazing because maybe it's L.A. that I'm thinking, but I swear it's like you all have lost their minds. No, I'm wrong now, but you know who has lost their mind? Hold on. We're going to. I know some of you have to go, but can we talk about Britney Spears real quick? Are you all who is ready to just have better healthy habits this fall and also just make things easier? Greens have decided as a co certified meal kit company, it makes things convenient. It has easy plans that fit every lifestyle. Whether you're Kido, paleo, vegan, vegetarian, gluten free, any of those. They have over 80 weekly options to choose from, including meal preferences, including the new quick and easy calorie, smart, delicious discoveries, plant based options. They really make it easy on you. And while I love, you know, when chef Chris cooks, I also love greens. 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She's like, here the fake nice and she hits in the other and they're real nice. What I appreciate about her right now is that a lot of people say they're going to write these Tell-All blocks and they don't write everything in it. And they're not juicy. They're like, Do you're like, whatever we've lived your entire life, Britney for 20. Let me tell you why Britney is dropping some tea. She's bringing it the Justin stories are great. I mean, you know, this is her account of it. Could you imagine one of your exes wrote a tell all. And your relationship didn't end great. And there and your children while it was happening? I mean, here's my thing with writing a memoir. Why? Just to get money. Is that literally what I think some of it is? I think some of it is like wanting to, you know, like this Jada Pinkett thing, which I still haven't dated. I can't even I can't. We can't talk about next podcasts. I can't. I've no idea. Everywhere she was, in fact, she was just in Detroit on Friday, and she did a whole book Q&A. Yeah, she's doing a book tour, and I think Britney will probably do a limited one, maybe. But. But I think some of it is cathartic for some people on some level. But I also think some of it is, you know, you get paid a lot of money and you get paid a lot upfront in this Britney book is no doubt will be a number one bestseller, so she'll probably get some residuals on it to quite a while. Maybe she needed the money. Maybe she wanted to tell her side of the story. But you know, she she admitted that just in part that that that she cheated on him. But she also said that he cheated on her and she won't reveal who that person is because that person is a celebrity who's married now with kids. How about the abortion? I mean, that whole thing and those take your children. You went through that together like to me in the house. They didn't even go to a clinic or to a doctor. They they did it at home, just the two of them. And she said that she was in such extreme and I know I see her face that she was in such extreme pain during this process, which I believe it's like an oral medication you take. I'm not a doctor. I don't I haven't read the book. It is okay, but that she was in such pain and you know what he did to comfort her. According to her, he played the guitar. I'm just like, Give me the book right now. OK, well, I didn't know all that, but I mean, like, there's just really private matters as children. I mean, I wouldn't want things released that I did when I was 20. Right? Like, I don't know the whole this whole memoir thing. Listen, I get it. Tell your side. But now the people who are in that book aren't getting to tell their side. It's kind of like, well, they could if they want to write their book says Justin's going to come out and be like, Yeah, let's talk about the abortion that my girlfriend and I had 20 years ago and me. But maybe she's our brain. Like, remember, Justin had that video that was like, clearly Britney. It was like, You remember that video that he did cry me a river, cry me a river. And that actress in the video had cheated and she looked just like Britney. So like that, maybe that is cathartic way of like telling his story. And that was and that was known back in the day when that came out that that was because she cheated or that was that feeling like it was pretty widely known, wasn't it? So it was speculation, but like population, allegedly. Well, I feel like we need to do like a book club on and everybody needs to read the memoir. Yeah. And then maybe we go like opposite and we read something that's like, really like, like an Oprah pick. So that way we're just not all like in the trash. I also feel like maybe we should actually do a book club because every time me and Kelly mention like a like a romance poker, like a steamy. I get so many DMs being like, Give us a new book rack. So OK, well, you know what? I tried to read the secret guys. There's no like what? What? I don't know how to it. Are you kidding? We're back to this. Yes, I read a chapter. Is there even chapters I wrote? Like 20 pages almost. Oh my god, s**t. Over and over again being said to me, I'm like, Hey, I get it. The secret is, I don't even remember what it was. Just get a meditation journal and you know, OK, all right, I above, send me the audio. When you're done, I love you, OK? I love you, and I want to see that the secret is about manifesting. Yes, what you want is immediately what I thought of Nastia because I have to be Luke and who's going to be on with us at some point soon. But she is amazing. She's an manifester. She she does like to be herself winning the Gold Medal, and then she won the Gold Medal. So like, that's what the secret is. OK, so and that's. So those are like vision boards, people talk about vision boards. All right, same idea. Yeah, you know, Tata the vision board for zero and we want it. Maybe she should do another one next year. We have to put a vision board of me. Winning the Mega Millions manifested Inc. You know what? I'll do a vision board. And oh my god, I just realized I haven't even been talking into the microphone. No, you haven't. I noticed your audio kind of went s**t. Well, because I'm I moved and then my audio went back. I thought your mic went dead. So that's I didn't say, Oh, my laptop's about to go, OK, you could still hear it. Did you see? Obviously, Swift is back back and wearing a bracelet and has a special handshake with Britney Mahomes. OK, so I did see the handshake. That's all. Now I don't. I might try Nadia on Instagram much anymore, but I will say I got on this morning and again, my entire feed was of Taylor Swift. I've got to stop following football things because that's why my feed is like that. It's like I follow like NFL's SportsCenter, Ford Center, and I felt like all these things and they're all posting it. But I heard that they got like backlash for their handshake. Did you hear that? No, I didn't hear that. But like, you know, she can't. She can't win for losing. I mean, like, you know, it doesn't matter. It's like, it's like somebody brought up a good point this week. And it's not like she's saying, like, turn the camera on. That's why she can't do anything about it. Yeah, s**t. It's not. It's kind of out of her control. So I figure like, you know, she just can't. It's just too tough. Like what she's supposed to do, though. Well, now I feel like, listen, no one I feel like feels bad for Britney Mahomes. I don't know why, because I feel I guarantee you the amount of people that were going after her before first, stupid like Nancy was up a guys here. She's a person at the end of the day. Listen, do I agree with everything she does? Absolutely not. Do I agree with something she does? Absolutely. People make mistakes. We move on. But I feel like because of all this attention and because, you know, she's body who's with now, she's getting like, hated on. And I'm like, whoa. Because again, it's not like she brought Taylor Swift into the picture, and it's like she's asking to be on the TV now. Is she sitting next to Taylor? Yes, that's her husband's best friend's girlfriend. So I guess the Swifties are another animal, though I don't think I've seen anything like it. And I know. I mean, there was a Britney army for a while now, and they're still around, I'm sure. But the Swifties know that we were talking about. There's more Swifties than there are NFL fans. So like NFL is doing what they're doing because they're smart and they're about making money. And so they're throwing her out there every time. Listen, Swifties are watching now. We got to show them something. We've got to give them what they want because they're not watching for the football game. Yeah, I'm sure you could also go to the game, though, and not be in the family suite. There are ways you can go to the game and not be seen. There are also ways to tell that you do not want to be on the broadcast. Yeah, I know that very well. Yes, yes. Like there are some games where you're doing, that's zero run. We said, yes, I was like, I want all the I want this document like, I want my girls to be, have those like moments and we can see them or like have the film of the games or whatever. And then the next year when he was, you know, getting the concussion, all that I was like, do not show, yeah, don't us this year. It's kind of like, I mean, we don't have a really national televised game, so it's kind of doesn't really matter. But there are ways to say I would. I would not like to be on the national broadcast. Right, right. I mean, there's plenty of people that go to those games that say that. Yeah, so so anyways. But so she can control some of it. But it's also part of the brand now, like, yeah, yeah. And unfortunately, now it's like, you know, again, with so many of her relationships, she makes them in some ways or they become organically very public because of who she is in her high profile. And then if it takes a turn, then it's like, You know what I mean? She just I think it's just a really hard position to be in. One was that famous actress very on anyone. I really wouldn't with anyone. And you know what? She is brilliant. That woman is brilliant. And there's a reason she's going to make a billion on her tour. Yeah. Or is that the movie? I mean, all of it, it just take them off to see it. I haven't, but I think I will and will duck out after, like 45 minutes or so. Reality show Love the music show. Love all that she's only knows one Taylor Swift song, but she she she's down for anything. I mean, she made it through. I took her to the Barbie movie. People were like, I don't know if it's PG 13 or did it, and there was like one or two jokes that were, you know, a little racy that she had no idea she literally was there for the music and the colors like and she sat through the whole thing. Eight or popcorn? Loved it. OK, good. So, yeah, we'll take her. I will say it's like three hours long, and I told Matthew I was like, I think we need to take off because they would have so much fun with. Now, Matthews, and I think it's normal is a little fearful of movie theaters, especially with big movies like this that bring in a lot of people. But and so am I. I'm not going to say I'm like this. Yeah, let's go. And I a little terrified when someone walks in with a book bag or something. Right, right? He looked at it and he was like, It's three hours ago. All right. Well, it's like a bottle of wine. So we can, like, have a wine. I mean, we had the night tonight, but we might do it tonight with them. So if we do, I'll let you know how it is. Well, and you don't have to stay for the full three hours. Like, there's plenty of things I take my to where I'm like, Oh, they're closing. We have to go and we just leave and they're like, The thing is completely still going on. Like, six year olds, catch on to that s**t. They do Almasmari, too, but I'm just like now, girl. Like, it's like we drive by McDonald's and there's 14 cars in the drive thru and I'm like, They're closed today. Yeah, my kids, I can't pull that stuff anymore. They're like, Mom, there's there's, I don't know, nine cars. I just counted nine in the driveway. Obviously observing something. Mm, I got it. I'm sorry. But no, it's. They were great at the game yesterday to really getting into it. 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Last week they were having a very tough time and I am not the easiest on my children. You guys know that I am definitely a tougher parent than I would. I mean, I'm just the tough parent. I'm definitely tougher and they're crying. Sawyer fails. And are you hearing something? No, I be looking. I think my head turned really bad because I was I thought for a minute I lost my dog. Keep going, you know? And so Sawyer is really struggling with failure. She fails at something. She her emotions come out. She cries, she pout. She gets upset. And finally, I told her, I said, Hey, just so you're aware it's how you respond to failures. It's not the actual failure. So response right now in quitting, giving up, crying, feeling bad for yourself. That's not the response that's going to make you succeed. You're going to fail again if you act that way. And I said it like that. And and she just she was tired and it was the whole and so she lost it. Chandler fell or something. So she's crying. So Matthew has both girls crying on the sideline. Mind you, I only have six players, so I'm down to four. Yeah, and he made them. He was like, I didn't know that he said this, but he was like, I want you to smile the whole breast of the practice. Oh, you can't. You can't not smile, Hank. They're crying and smiling. Yeah, yeah. Kicking the ball. I literally was like, What is wrong with him? Did he bribe them or does he just have the power of like, let's just see if you can do it because I've been sad for let's just see if you could make yourself happy by laughing at the fact that you have to love that he's very good. And you know what? I used his lesson. He threw that pig. I used the lesson. I'm sitting with Chandler and Sawyer. Oh, good life lesson right there in front of it, I go, Listen, daddy, just failed, right? He threw the ball. The other team, the other team scored. Daddy failed, and he led his team down. And what? Let's see what's going to happen next? Right? Like, is he going to be sad and go out and be scared and and just not want to be out there because he failed once? Or is he going to get back out? And he got back out there and went down and scored a touchdown, and I was like, Chandler, look to me is like, he succeeded. I was like, Oh, so it was a really like. And I told him that. I said, I used your, I used your pick lesson. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I think like they're really starting to understand Matthew's such a great example. It's so easy to use him because he always dang gets back out there and they know he's been hurting. I mean, it's been in our home in that he can't get through, but it's just again, it's that time of the year. Things are just starting to get a little beat up. That's midseason, and it doesn't matter whether you're twenty five or thirty five, these guys have been getting hit for, you know, since camp and they have like the turf burn everywhere. Yeah, it's just it just starts to build up and build up and they get pissy. And then I get pissy because he's pissy and I'm like, I can't deal with you. Sure. And it's just it comes a lot. But I. I did feel so bad on Friday, because when you got home, I could tell like he did not feel good. Yeah, I was like, Oh s**t, I'm so sorry. I just like brushed you off earlier. Like, I was dealing with some stuff too that the like. I'm used to fake it better. Yeah, why? Wow. It's not even faking it. I care. Just there's a lot going on, and I feel like everyone can relate with that. Like, You love your spouse, he loves to be your son, brother, you love your friends. You want to text back every time they text you because you do love them, but life is going on. And if anybody wants the emotional support from you, the text is not the way to get ahead. It's time I get literally to see like trapped and like, you would not be one of my top 100 people. No, I say it's time you show me the trap so I can come get you. Show me, baby. No, no respond to the text. Actually, it would be four days later. You'd be like, You still trapped Jesse in this. I don't meet you when you're like in the morning, you read a text and you start doing yourself and then you forget. And then I know I have moments of that. I'm just saying, you're buried if there's one thing you're incredibly consistent on. And I will say very early on in our friendship, I was like, This woman does not like me. But then, as I got to know your best friends, specifically, Ali, we've had our own conversations about it where I'm like. And she's like, Oh, no, no, no, no, this is just, this is your fight. It's like, I know, and it's not that I'm a bad person. I just have these words and nobody is saying that it's just not your mode of communication. Like, I don't love a face time. I just don't. Well, you're so beautiful and I want to see you when I talk, Oh, you're so. Yeah, I'm not looking at my face right now, but I'm looking at these guys. Oh, look at those shoppers. Don't think I didn't see that to you is a little tight. I mean, what are you going to do? What are we doing? Pushups in the living room? What's happening now? I worked out really, really, really, really early this morning. So oh OK. I accept that like it is before eight a.m., It's short lived. Listen, I also ate an entire pumpkin loaf last night at like nine p.m. So let's just calm down. I woke up and I'm like, I got to do something good today flipping the script. I mean, good. It's early morning. So I've had two Diet Cokes, two cups of coffee and I think a cheese. OK. Have you tried Celsius? Ideally, you need to be on the Celsius now. People love the Celsius. I mean, maybe. Well, I just the thing is, I think it's because they're the little baby cans. Oh, baby cans, OK? And I just had the baby here. But the Celsius living lime tastes like Sprite, and it's like, I'm not. I'm not a big sprite, but I know that people love Celsius. It's very hot on IG. It's all the stuff. So well, Matthew brought him into this home, which I was surprised at. You know, he doesn't put anything in that temple, the body he has a. Except for that expensive f**kin tequila. But what he's saying about my aunt last night, my two of my answer in town, so fine. So I got to see like some of my nephews and nieces. Oh, I guess they're not. They're my cousins. Never mind them. But they were my young. Yes, married to my young, my youngest dad's brothers. Anyways, game's lost. Matthew comes up and he's like, You know, he's fine. He's in here. He's now in the mode where, like, he's played so many games. And yeah, it sucks. But you got to move on. And my heart goes missing and she goes, Well, at least you're so hot as s**t. I will say Matthew has aged incredibly, and if you look at images of him when he was first picked up from the Lions or whatever, I mean, he'll admit it like he had a lot of baby fat and he was just like, you know, lots of volume, lots of volume and time in the face. That's where I gained weight, too. And it's just like, you look at him and he's he's he's really done a good job. There's people who can age and it works and there's people who age. And so congratulations to you for marrying a guy that's like consistently working better. Oh, it's well, yeah. Thanks as I have acne and Aquaphor. I'm so glad you're gorgeous. Calm down. No, I'm so done. I'm not kidding. I have. It's it's bad. I think I need to go on. What's that acne treatment? But I'm already so dry. That's why I have alcohol often. What's it called? Oh, that's California, man. You got to move down back to move back. Although Winter's coming, I can feel it in my bones. It'll be winter. It's I mean, it's dry there during the winter. Yeah, you don't want that. So but yeah, you're fine. No, I'm not fine. If you are, you're healthy. You have beautiful kids. You have wonderful husband. Everything's fine. Big picture, it's all OK. You're right, you still don't understand the secret, but somehow you've manifested an incredible life. I don't know how. Meantime, I'm driving around six ninety six day in my affirmations, in my Jeep Cherokee, just like you will. It can. It was Oh, now I got nothing to complain about. I'm living the dream. I'm very happy. So now we are both very fortunate just because we have ones that love us and ones that we love. All right. Yes. Which we're going to leave it at that because if you have that, guys hang on to it, it's important. Next week, I believe we're going to have a derm on Zach. Yes, Dr. Stephen, Gretchen. And if you guys watch local four, you've seen him on before, we do a lot of stories with him. He's just kind of an expert in everything. The thing that I love about him is that he's not talking to people like telling you to go out and spend thousands of dollars. He's going to tell you what you can buy at your local drugstore. That actually works. Yes. And he's also going to explain why Gwen Stefani and J.Lo look so good. It drives me bonkers. I think it's part of the ponytail. The ponytail is an automatic facelift. Did you know the ponytail and the red lipstick? Well, you know, like when you went to a site like that, look at the difference. Yeah, no. I know. I mean, she is just he looks incredible. She looks incredible. I know. I know. Well, he'll tell us why. I'm sure. And I also I need to know like what I should spend money on what I shouldn't spend money on. I need to know what's worth it, what's not. I am a one that will buy anything that says anti-aging. It's terrible because a lot of that's pricey now, and I'm like, Yep, I get sold immediately and I'm putting a for my face. So there's that not using any of it. So we will have him on. Send us your questions that you might have from Botox, filler serums, treatments, anything. Are you giving me your Christmas list idea? A list of gifts. Is that what you want? Now we're talking right down your list. Yeah, no, I don't want any. Although it's a great Christmas gift for like your significant other. No, it is not. If Matthew bought you both socks for Christmas. I would be like, Great. No, you are. OK, we'll talk about that following your significant other. They look old. No, no. But not if you know your scheme already does it like like if you if I'm a 40 year old woman and you know that I am doing botox and fillers and that I have to ask you like my mom has to ask my dad, Hey, is it OK if I go get some botox or Hey, is it OK? I would like to not ask. Just give me it that way. I never have to ask you if I can go, you know what I mean? Yeah, OK. You know, I will put a pole up for that next week, too after we had this conversation again. All right. I love you guys. We hope you had a great week. We will see you again next week. So until then, make a splash. You can buy your drink a splash. I make a splash. I'm drink a splash or a splash, wasn't it? Or a splash? Yeah, or splash got into them or a splash and make a splash, y'all. There you go. All right, OK. Next week, I dive into true crime on Pluto TV's. Unravel the mysteries with forensic files and 48 hours investigate crimes with Dateline 24, seven and Unsolved Mysteries with thousands of free crime movies and TV shows, Pluto TV is the true home of crime. Download the Pluto TV app on all your favorite devices and start streaming. True crime on live channels and on demand Pluto TV. Stream now. Pay Never. I sing as if I knew that I'm a hunter. My ex the Lord. Let me heart you. 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