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All right. Welcome back, everybody, to the morning after we are so excited because Sophie is back with us today. Yay for Sophie. I missed you guys so much. I feel like I don't know everything that's going on in anyone's lives, which is not why we're going to get to your life in a second because I know what's been going on in your life because I love your close friends story and text messages. But before we do that, we want to make sure you guys are still aware of the New York show calling out the what area were you? Are you talking about Hank? All of New York from Long Island. Take it down to Sophie's hometown of Philly. That's a quick train ride. You know how greater is it? Tri state by state by state? Yeah, this is Sophie's turf. Yeah, we're going to be in New York on the 4th right. Yes. And we're just going to have some c**ktails and have some fun. We did one in Detroit. It was I had a great time. It was awesome. It was awesome. Turns out I'm an actor. I didn't know that until I got off the stage. And Hank told me, Was that an actor? Stand up? You were a stand up. But our issue with that particular evening was we had splashed ourselves silly before we actually got a mike in our heads. And by the end of it, would Callies like, we're an hour into it and Kelly's like and now and I can't remember what story you were telling. Was it a child birth or something there? Oh, it was a nursing school childbirth. It was great because I like I think we're going to wrap it up. It was a great one on. But anyways, it was fine. So we hope you guys can make it out if you have friends in New York. Tell them about it. Yeah. And it should just be a really fun, easy night of just good conversation and friends. You know, there's a link on their Instagram page that will take you to the tickets. Yes. And it's just going to be hanging out. Yeah. Afternoon brunch. Yeah. Let's get splashy, branched splash brunch. I brunch. I like it. Yeah. Which you and I did that with you in New York? I don't even know if you remember it was like five or six years ago, and somehow Atlanta was playing a football game or something, and we all ended up at some sports place. Do you remember this? Oh God, it was a long time. Yeah, in New York. Yeah, I remember. Interesting. Well, no. And I'm I'm hoping I don't really remember this day either, because we're going to have a good time, you know? Right? All right. Well, more importantly, Sophie is back. Thank goodness, because we have so much to catch up on. First thing is why Sophie has not been on recently, which I know most of you are very intrigued to as her as to why Hank and I have been trying to do a lot of these things in person now. And that's the goal for the future to really grow this thing and, you know, get together and knock out five or six and you guys follow Sophie. You know how busy she's been. She's busy, you know, showing celebrities the beautiful, our studio. So unfortunately, she hasn't been with us, but we're looking forward to having her on as a guest today and a guest in the future. Considering, you know, this is how this thing's going to roll, we thought, I don't want just the little add ins from Sophie. I want a whole podcast with Sophie, so that gives me way too much space to like, get myself in trouble of and that's what I like. You know, you guys know, I like a little trouble, but no, I am so excited to have you back. We've desperately missed you. I feel way older without you on this podcast. I'm not getting my Gen Z feel. So with that being said, tell me everything what's been going on. We need to know dating. We need to know. I mean, I want to hear about that wedding you just went to. If you can a little bit tell us. Well, first of all, tell us about our podcast, Am I? I think people are confused at what your job technically is because everyone's like, we'll just bring her with you, and it's like she has a real job. Guys, I can't bring her with me. Well, first of all, there's no aloe pod breaking the water. What does that mean? There's no Oh, so oh, I'm hosting a show called Break the Ice. It's it's video. It's not a podcast. VIDEO What like a blog? It's on YouTube. It's on Instagram. And I'm interviewing celebrities in the cold plunge. Kind of like, have you seen hot ones with like the different levels of hot sauce and oh yeah. Oh yeah. It's like something. Yeah, it's like something hard. We're like celebrities are tested, but also their guard is down and it's funny and it's just a little series. It's just something that we're doing for fun. So it's better than podcast is what I would say. Doesn't Kevin Hart do something like that? Yeah, he does. I think you need to be in the cold tub with them next time. I think you get more hits. Am I right? I'd be down. It's up to production right now. I'm just the one interviewing, but I think they're losing viewership by not. Putting you in the cold tub, maxim, right, Hank? Well, yes, especially Kevin Hart, you could fit like six people in the whole country. He's like a little big, right? Well, you mean being able to see like Sophie in a bathing suit in the car? I mean, that's an acceptable worst nightmare in itself, its own reality show. Sophie, do the celebrities like because I know you deal with a lot of A-listers, which I love. Of course, any time I've been to allow that or have been zero A-listers. What are you talking about? You're walking around with one. Hello? Yeah, it was you. You had Sophie, where the influencer. That was the last time I was there. Kelly, I don't know if I told you, but there was this cute little dog walking around the lobby and I and the woman holding it, like, walked over and I took a picture of it because, oh my god, if you post a picture of him, would you use his handle? And I'm like, OK, I got to get out of my way. Like, I'm flying to Detroit so fast, I got to get it. So we just like to be like, laughed. I was like, Oh, I got this dog has its own handle. But do the celebrities agree to the cold plunge thing, or do you just kind of throw it up the throw? I would assume it all has to be all worked out ahead of time. Oh, it's a full set like throwback. Yeah, yeah. So I have to ask them ahead of time. But yeah, my actual job at aloe is we have this invite only celebrity gym influencer, all the things, and I run that. So I do the scheduling, the booking, the hosting of everyone who comes through. So when people will see someone like Alex Earl at alone, not everyone will write me and be like, I think it's like morning after listeners will send me the story and be like, Did you meet her? Everyone that comes through, I am hosting. So like, if you don't know who that is, who is Alex IRL? So it's OK soccer. Don't worry, I actually know who that is. Yeah, you do. I'm actually very impressed. I'm going to Google right now, Alex. She was dating someone that I cracked scenarios. That's how I know. Yeah, she came experience the weird connection to my family, but continue. That's so funny. Yeah. If you see someone at Alo in L.A., then I hosted them. So like, you spend almost like a few hours with these people, correct? Yeah. OK, so I have a question. Also, I saw you're getting gifts from people that you're hosting, like real, like not real, like celebrities. Who is the Geller? Sarah Michelle Gellar? Oh, I'm obsessed. I know who that is. She sent Sophie like a nice gift was like, You so nice this product. First, when I moved into my new apartment, I was talking about how OCD I am. She orders me to couch cover like a really nice one, then a couch cover have a couch to get dirty. I get that. I've been like, I go about my ivory couch. I'm like, I don't want to have anyone over. She bought me a couch cover. Then she bought me little like disposable booties to put on people's shoes when they come over. Then she walks in the other day with, like a little bag. I was like, What is this? She's like, Oh, I saw in your story that you love, torture skin products, so I bought you some torture. I I don't deserve it. People are way too nice to me. Oh, you do. I enjoy it. Listen, I want that. She wants to keep her foot in that gym and like, probably like me, she's not walking out with a whole bag full of clothing. So yeah, but I accept it that they are just giving you little hugs and kisses. Just accept it all. And I would just start saying how much you like. I don't know. Like, what's something that's amazing? Maybe you'll show up at your door? Yeah. Like, have you guys seen the new Ritz-Carlton cruises? Yeah, I really would love that. We're great. You're like, What a great trip that would be. I need some time off, you know? So if you could stay right here and we'll just tagger. All right. 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So I follow a lot of the old people on the Instagram, like the Glenn, older people like the Gwen Stefani, the Paris Hilton, the Heidi Klum. They were all at Coachella looking all like sparkly. Well, then I was thinking to myself, like, is there an age cutoff for Coachella? Like, I just feel like you're in your 50s like she, like Paris, is in her 40s, but like Heidi Klum? No doubt. Gwen Stefani, she's like, she looks incredible, as we've said a thousand times and so bizarre in real life. But like, doesn't it just seem like maybe not Coachella? Well, here's my question that, Sylvia, I think you'll know the answer to this. I feel like the big celebrities probably get paid to go. A lot of people like to. Yeah, yeah. A lot of people get paid to go. But what I will say is I've always been to Coachella hater. I've never been. I'm like, Oh, it looks like influencer Olympics. I have no interest in it yet, and it's just it just seems like too much. But this year it I genuinely felt FOMO. It looked so fun. Everyone I knew was there and and I think I saw the same thing. I was like, Oh, Heidi Klum is there. Leonardo DiCaprio's there? Why are older people there and them like, you know, why can't they get fun? Why do they have to stop having fun? Why can't they go to the desert and listen to music and dress up in and have a fun weekend? This is true. Go think they support the other people. There are older people. They should have fun stuff and bug as year old. Do you think they knew any of the music, really? Well, no doubt was one of the headliners, so I would assume people are like, I'm a big no doubter. Yeah, like people would think that's a thing because last year it was Blink 182. They keep doing these like older bands, and I think that's awesome. I also think they're doing it because the music sucks these days. Just my opinion, I would want to go, I think, but I get I'm like, It's too overwhelming with the influencers I used to be. I feel like you have to dressed to the nines like you have to have someone style you for this a.k.a. Coachella. That's like hippie but not hippie. Although chic, as the kids say, hobo chic. Yeah, it's a thing. I go more hobo. Yeah, I'm full up hobo. Yeah. I don't think my I don't think my Grayson hoodie is going to impress anyone at Coachella. So there I was thinking about this. Like, I actually think the coolest people at Coachella are the ones not trying. Like Kendall Hailey. All them rolled up in just a sweatshirt and like jean shorts and a black top. And then, yeah, but they can, you know, Kendall can show up in a trash bag. It doesn't matter. I genuinely think no matter who you are, you dress basic, like, like lean but cute, and you'll stand out more because everyone's so over-the-top. There was not like one outfit in my mind that I was like, I don't remember anyone's outfits because they all blend together because they're all kind of the same. Everyone's wearing the big belt, but the turquoise on it and the fringe and the not for like stagecoach, which I feel like that you go to Stagecoach, right? It's like the turquoise jewelry that's all like country stuff. Boots Country is very cool right now, so I think that's why. But I'm trying to like I'm trying to figure out what to wear for Stagecoach. And all I have so far is a Coors Light bandana top that I think I think you'll be fine. So I think that's that's pretty much. I think so. If you will be just like, Wait, I love that. Also, if you need a cowboy hat, I got about 50. I do. Well, if you want to drive your a*s down to the valley and pick on out your wallet, I want to drive my a*s down to the valley, see you see the kids and pick out a cowboy hat. You should anything he wants. You can come see the new house. Oh, that sounds fun. And the construction zone that I'm in, it's fine. I'm around this weekend. Are you? No, I'm not. I'm a new wait. Where am I? Vegas, Vegas? What are you going? Where are you going to Vegas? Yeah. Justin Timberlake golf tournament. Oh, yeah, OK. Last year, Travis Kelsey was there. I'm intrigued to know if he'll be here this year. Probably not. He's way too big now. I wonder if he'll go chug a beer when he's about to tee off. Did you see how he got the diploma? He got up on stage, he chugged the beer, and I'm I feel like you again, I think it's like certain ages. You do certain things and like, you're thirty five, like chugging a beer. Disagree, disagree. You disagree. OK, OK. Yes, because he's old. Hank doesn't mean he can't have fun. OK? What's wrong? I think it's like drinking a beer. Look, it's not the best place. Like chug a beer at Buffalo Wild Wings all day long. Have a blast at a game. You're getting a degree at a university in front of a packed crowd. It's not the best place to do it. I understand the place. I don't think it's the age. No, I'll try to chug a beer. I can't do it, but I'll do it at a bar just if other people are doing it for fun. So I have no problem with that. I just don't think it was the right locale to do it. I think everyone's very polarized on this, but I lean a little with you, Hank, as to like, I feel like since I have kids now too, like I always and I, I used to talk about this because it's not my job to be a role model now. He is a role model because he's just a good guy, but he's like, but it's technically not my job to be your kid's role model. But now that we have kids, I feel like he might say it differently. Like, you can't choose your children's role models. You can. You can be the best person you can be and try and be the role model. But little nine year old boys are probably not looking to their dad much. They're looking at Travis Kelsey. And so that's that's kind of where I feel you too, Hank. But I'm also with Sophie Moovit it like I like someone that likes to have a good time and doesn't take life too seriously. And he he does that too. So I don't know. I'm on the fence a little bit. But Toby, I think you were about to say where you are to talk about Coachella with Travis Kelsey. OK, spill. OK. The videos of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey at Coachella. I actually love it. I think she's in her. Like, I don't give a f**k about being Miss Goody two shoes. I'm going to wear backwards hat and get drunk out there in the crowd, drinking drunk, dancing with her man in the crowd. Yeah, I love it. I be like Taylor Swift's whole career. She's always been like holier than thou, too good to like, be in the trenches and like, yeah, bringing in like, so perfect and her and Travis. And it's also like, he's like, I got you. Like, no one's going to f**k with you because I'm here and I have my arms wrapped around you and I'm protecting you. I thought it was so cool. I kind of like that. I spent I spent 15 minutes watching that video like four in the morning, and I was trying to figure out who's in the crowd around them. Was there security? Because let's be real there there. Oh, I might not see them. So I was trying to see like, who wasn't like who was more straight faced and like, not a razor. Because as much as like he's got her in the the old Colin Farrell with Britney headlock, you know, like they were kind of hanging out like that. The reality is, he probably could kick everybody's. But let's face it, it's tough. But there had to be a lot of security around. I saw some. There's no way she can be in a crowd like that. No, you know, I saw some security and some of the videos on the other side, but but no one else they give credit to as the crowd was so cool because no one was. I feel like Taylor Swift can't walk through New York or any city without like a screaming mob singer. And everyone was kind of like there were videos of her, but no one was like trying to get to her, like jumping over people to mob her man. Do you think it's because people are tired of seeing them? I think it's because she's making herself a little more normal, too. It's like, I love that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, little more attainable. So she hasn't. So people don't feel like they have to reach and try and grab for a vote like she's attainable more now because she feels more normal. OK. Speaking of that, I have a story. So you guys know who Dave Portnoy is, right? Yeah, I love him and love it. I just started following white with and it's becoming peaches. You oh, you gave s**t to the person that had a handle for the dog and you're following a dog with peaches. He's so cute. The story of peaches is so adorable. All the speeches of the girl miss peaches. Well, OK, now Sophie gets it. Strange doesn't know if Tracy Chapman is a boy or girl, but she's got more stitches down on lockdown, so he has no idea if a musical icon is a boy or girl. But Dave Portnoy's dog a girl. OK, just clarify something about Travis. Yes, please clarify, because I feel like I'm on your side here. Go ahead. I got so much. I got so much s**t about Tracy Chapman. I've never seen a photo of Tracy Chapman. I just heard the voice and it sounded a little deep. Not. It wasn't the look. I am 100 percent on your team is exactly what I said. I said, I guarantee you she's never seen Tracy in her life. She's heard the voice. It's like Cher. If you didn't know Cher was a girl, I would wonder I would go, Is this a boy or girl? All I know is that I will. I'll go back sometimes, and I'll be like, Oh my God, that. Instagram reel selfie set that has like 20000 views, and I'm like, I'm 19000 of them because I watched it so many times, it literally just brings joy to my life. OK, yeah, I know that that was laughed so hard. That was no shade to me. Miss Tracey, OK? How on earth could miss Peaches not be a female? Hank Aaron. Yeah, exactly. But you never know in today's day and age. Well, guess what? I had drinks with Miss Peaches. What was Dave Portnoy there? Was it just you and the dog? Yes, Steve was there. So we're OK. Where what? Why did you talk about what to me and the dog when you got drinks alone? Was this a date? No. OK, well, I need to clarify. You never know. Why not? I kind of like him, first of all. Oh my god. OK, let me stop you right there. So first of all, I used to work for Barstool. Dave was my boss and my friend. Like we were, we would go out a big group of us all the time on the weekends, and I was in Scottsdale last weekend and me and two guys, I'm friends with one of them who works for Barstool and my girlfriend. The four of us went and got drinks to catch up. And Dave was meeting us and we were at his hotel and we were in the lobby at a it's called the global ambassador in Scottsdale, which is kind of like a new hotspot. It's a vibe. So we're in the lobby bar and we're sitting down and he comes down with the dog. And I used to go out with Dave all the time in New York, and he would always it was always everyone with their phone out, like trying to film. He gets mobbed. This was a level I have I've never seen before. He comes down and granted he has the dog with him. So I mean, the whole lobby just gravitated. It was like children who I didn't even know who like, How do kids know who David? Like little kids. Grown adults. Everyone on their phone. Make a video for me, for my uncle. Can you say hi to this person on base times in his face? Everyone wants a selfie. Everyone's screaming peaches like people are crawling on the floor to get to the dog's age. The dog is crawling under our table, like laying by my parents. Terrified just touch. He said the dog loves the attention, but the attention is so much that the dog was tired. It was the end. The dog is so cute. Miss Peaches is still much smaller in person than you would think. Like, I thought she was going to be working hard for us. OK, you get involved speeches like it's beyond, say, like, Oh my god, you would think when you've seen my speeches on TV, she looks very tall. But in real life, my speeches is very petite. Yes, yes. And Dave sat down and he was like, he was like the most famous thing like we've ever had at Barstools Miss Peters. And then he was getting mobbed so much. I was literally like, I would. I'd be miserable if this was me, OK? His drink got put down at the table. He immediately took a glass of wine, had to go back up to the room because it was it was like full blown pandemonium. And I said to him, I actually brought you up, Kelly. I was like, Do you know what you need, Dave? I was like, You need a strong female in your life to be the b***h that when everyone's coming up to you. She's like, Excuse me, we're having drinks can. Can you just wait until we're done? Because he says yes to everyone. He's such a he's so good to his fans. And it was it was too much like I wanted to get involved and be like, Oh, we're trying, I can't you? And you have no kind of romantic feelings towards him at all. Or I think he's already he just too much of like a homie. OK, OK, OK, OK. I think he's personally, I think he's cute and he's from the horrible house. I rising from your area. Dave is brilliant and funny and smart. He's everything. I never once felt anything romantic and neither is he is so like, that is just a wild question in my brain. He went to Michigan. He's smart too. He I'm sure he's doing fine with ladies and I'm happy for him for that. You know, I know it's weird. I'm sure he does not want to do this at all. But if you can't live life, like if you can't go have drinks in a lobby bar, by the way, while the lobby bar, it's like my favorite thing. But like, if you can't even do that without getting mobbed to the point where you go back up to the room, you can't live life. So in that and in that instance, I feel like unfortunately you've got to have someone there now. You can still be the Dave Portnoy that everyone loves, and you can say yes to a bunch of people. But then there's a point where it's cut off. And so it's not like your whole life. You're having to say yes, yes, yes, yes. And then you're hiding in your room because you can't. You know what to circle it back. The reason I brought that up is we were talking about Taylor Swift being more approachable and the reason Dave gets mobbed more than I was like, Hailey and Justin, if they were in this lobby, would never have people running up to them like. And it's because everyone thinks they know him, he's relatable, he's approachable. He's a regular guy who everybody so, so, so relatable and approachable. He gets mobbed more, whereas I feel like Taylor Swift somehow is becoming more relatable and not everyone's mobbing her. Yeah. Well, I feel like she still has that like celeb status. The fact that she's still this amazing performer and singer where Dave is a guy who made his money off relating to people like Barstool is a very funny, relatable situation. And Taylor's first job, like not first of all, like her career, is not that her career is. Yeah, I'm up here and I sing and I perform the best that anyone can and day jobs like, Hey, I'm like you. I just know how to make money off of it. You know what? I just eat pizza. Yeah. Also, what do you think he's worth? Hundreds of millions of dollars? Yeah. Yeah, more than I love it because he walks around and you wouldn't know that. That's the thing is, he's just like kind of wearing torn jeans and a T-shirt walking around for a slice of pie in his mouth. He's just like, Hey, we're, you know, like just but he's here. Yeah, again, he just he's got this relatability that all those, all the main guys at Barstool, like the ones who have been there forever have way more money than you would even expect after all the sales and the success and whatever. But the thing I love about them is they're all the exact same and they all still wear only like Barstool merch. Like they're not like out wearing actually date dresses. Nice when he goes to like events, but most of the time it's just wearing their merch engine and like living very normal lives. They're just, you know, more financially stable, which is awesome, which sounds like what you'd want. You'd want to be financially very stable. And also no one know who you are. Yeah. Oh, that sounds nice. Also just got the text cure his net worth 100 million. I think it's more. At least those are always wrong, too. I think it's more because he's so. He sold. He sold twice and each. He's he's worth more. But he still is. He still majority owner or no? We need to open. He didn't want to. You can't. You can't fake like having feelings for him on a song that's called a gold digger, Hank. We don't like, Oh, that's right. OK, we don't like that. You know, you all when you're on vacation, and sometimes it's hard to get a shower in because I don't know, you're dealing with friends, family, kids cleaning up hotel room, I don't know what your trips look like, but mine are pretty chaotic. Showers are tough, you know? So this is why I love Lucy deodorant, because not only can you put it anywhere and I'm saying anywhere you got smelly pits, put it there. You got smelly. I don't know underboob. You can put it there. And as I'm saying everywhere else as well, it delivers an outrageous 72 hour odor control. And again, from everywhere. So like when I couldn't shower for 72 hours, I felt pretty good because I had limited. I mean, I love their wives. Their starter pack is amazing. 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What have you been learning? Let's close friends. The dream that you just posted about how I the bomber Hank. Hank, are you not on the close friends? I'm sorry. No, I'm my close friends. But I couldn't remember she she was. She posted the thing today about how a friend of mine from the DRC had been sending her messages on Instagram, and then they finally actually connected. Like I told her, he's good to didn't meet me. You're going to dump me and said, he's going to come to L.A. for something and can we get a drink? And then Hank said, stamp of approval. Yeah, yeah. That happening. I guess I don't know when. Yeah, I'll say, I'll show you, Eddie. He's he's a really nice guy. He's he works out like I know him from the workout light there, but he's a really nice guy. He's successful and I think he's very good looking guy. How old is he? I think he's like 30. Oh, I think he's somewhere between like 28 and 32 somewhere in there. But you care if they're old, right? So if, like no 50 year olds? No, no, no. I'm going to explain like where I'm at because I had yeah, I had an epiphany. Oh, oh, an epiphany. Going to be really proud of me. Oh my god. So I was going on a million dates. I mean, I still go on the I was going on a date. All these hot guys tip, you know? Oh, same old s**t, right? And like I realize I'm saying my friends, like, I like Dole. I genuinely don't care about anyone. Like, I was like, I. I was going out with all these guys and texting all these guys and I flirt with every man. I fall in love with someone new every day. And nobody matters. Nothing was making me have like butterflies, you know? Let me remember the last time I had butterflies and then I don't want to say too much, but basically, like reconnected with someone from my past and he's older than me. You know, that's not normally my vibrate, not the vibe. I have such a crush like I have a crush again, and it's so fun, and I don't even know what's going to happen. Like, I don't even want to get into details. Cabello won't talk about it, but I don't know what's going to happen. It went well, though, and it was fun to reconnect the last weekend. And I have like a real crush on like, this is so fun because it's fun to like care. And then I also my place was like with the younger guys like, I think I've finally, I think I find, Oh, Lord Jesus, we did. Finally, finally, we didn't do anything, but I will take it. I know I think we did a lot. I think we did a lot. I think she came. I think we need a lot, and I think she also just hit the wall. Yes, I think she was like, Oh my God, I cannot sit here talking to this 25 year old anymore. Like, I just can't do it. I think I think what was it then? I think it was like because I can I can totally go out with young people and have fun and and flirt, and I still think there's so many hot younger guys. I never took them seriously. But being with this person last weekend and realizing like how he I have a really alpha personality and like he was so much more, he's so much more alpha than me and so much more in control. I was like, This guy is this guy is like a real man and has, yeah, and has this s**t together and is like, I felt more like I was in like the girl, like, you're you're the boss type of girl where I feel like, yeah, I could like, steamroll them. I was just to say, I feel like all these young guys you could walk all over, like when you were like I was dating a mushroom. Like, Yeah, because you could like you could do it and they wouldn't even question it because they were just like on their hands and knees for you. So like, I feel like a guy that can, you know, make you work for it a little bit and also keep you interested in that way. I think that's awesome. I also think the maturity level is going to be a huge difference. Yeah, it was. We'll see. 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It is available nationwide, which I feel like some people think about, but it is available nationwide. That's Microsoft.com promo code Kelly for 30 percent off and free shipping Micro DISCOM Promo Code Kelly. Also, I love Barstool, but I also have an issue with Barstool. There were people that came out and said I pulled a Jussie Smollett, who do you know who Jussie Smollett is the same guy who pretended he got hate crime in Chicago, but he didn't. Yes. You pretended you got hate crimes over the Detroit game. Oh, completely lying. I was like, OK. They said. And I, for some reason, this was the guy. They were mainly like, she needs to remember that she wasn't or that her kids were not getting booed. She was getting booed and she happened to be with her kids, is what they were saying. OK. It happened to you. Yeah. Like what? Also, how are my kids supposed to know the difference? Also, to be fair, on Barstool, there's so many different people. I don't know who it was, to be honest. And they're also saying stuff for likes and tabs. And I know. I mean, it was it was quite the clickbait, the Jesse. That's what the kids call. Yeah, that's crazy. It's cool. That's a crazy comparison. And I don't love that for you, Hank. Lisa Rinna came in Alo a few weeks ago. I'm deceased. I can't. I don't. I don't. It's too much. Sophia, your life is too much. I don't even know what I would do with the Rinna. I think I we got a lot from what she's on a Real Housewives, but she's been around for years. She was popular soap actress. Then her career, like, literally got so bad that she was doing like the underwear commercials and then like, out of nowhere, she ended up on Housewives. She was married to Harry Hamlin, who was on L.A. law, and then they had. Harry Hamlin used to be so handsome, and then they had these two daughters who are now models, influencers, and she just laughed Housewives like last year. She you know her. She's got the big, big lips, and she always has like a shaggy, like short bobby haircut. No, no. Oh, I do know her better. Yeah, the big wigs. We're not going to help me out here, but the shaggy hair I do know her daughter Amelia is one of my good friends and I think I introduced you guys to Amelia when you came out. You did. Yes. Yes, you're right. Correct? We all met Amelia at the same time when we filmed that Alo video. Yes. Correct. Yeah. That's her daughter, Rebel. Real quick. This is Kiara who just hopped on. You've heard us talk to her. She will be continuing on with us. Kira was, well, she's kind of like my life partner in a way. And so she is going to help us hopefully take this thing to the next level. Wanted you all to know that. So when we're talking to her, that's who it is. She will be the executive producer moving forward. And we're excited. We're excited to have you. We're so sorry. Side note Thank you, everyone. I will be talking to you every week. Sophie Real quick favorite celebrity that you've hosted, if not influencer. I don't want an influencer because I don't know any. And neither is. Favorite celeb. That is so hard because I really, really, really love all of them. And I know that's a boring answer. But I will tell you who is like, at least favorite another person who's like, Absolutely incredible. Miley Cyrus. Oh, oh my god. I would be. You've talked to Miley. She's awesome. She is awesome. Amazing. Oh my god, I'm jealous about this. Where is she as hot as she like? Is she hot in person? Amazing. Body hot. I mean, she's awesome. Yeah. I love to hear you talk about women that have amazing bodies of you. So we kind of like the guy, but there's nobody like you see yourself like wanting to have like a relationship relationship. Or do you still want to like, play the field a little bit? Yeah, I would totally date someone now. It would just have to be. It would have to be where I think the reason I haven't been dating anyone is because I'm not dating the right like the people is going out with. We're not people I would take seriously. Yeah, my god, you didn't have epiphany. This is amazing. Yeah, this is really back. We got to work on your sister now. You got to work on your sister next. Yeah, I feel like your parents are going to love us at the end of this. Oh my god, I want. I want nothing more than to meet those parents. Like, I just feel like I'd be really good with with both of them. I want to see your various beach homes. I want to see your dad in person also. All your siblings. My mom's obsessed with Hank. You love her. Oh, f**k. Ellie. So down to earth, she's so down to earth. What's your mom's name, Amy? Amy, she looks fantastic. The whole family looks fantastic. You know it's not fair. I don't know what what they're doing in Philly, what they're putting in the water. But every time you post a family picture, I'm like, there's not one unattractive person in that family. Thank goodness there is. Because that would be very sad for that one person. Yeah, imagine you guys, are we? Oh my God, what's the movie where they have the is it? Oh gosh, is it Daddy Day Care or what is the law of Adam Sandler, where he has like the daughter in law and he's, yeah, not cute. What is that movie? No, no one read about anyone like Adam Sandler in this group. Yeah, I don't think it's a happy Gilmore. All the stuff. Yeah, OK. He had he had a really hot daughter and then, like a not hot daughter, it was like the joke, which would be horrible, horrible. I have four daughters. I pray they all are just very average, like right in the middle. You know, say they're already not. So your daughters are stunning and they all look alike, so they're not like, luckily, there's not going to be like one. Yeah, I hope I worry about my twins a little bit just because I couldn't imagine having someone that was look exactly like me. And if they're different at all when they hit like teenage years, which they will be, I'm going to be sad. It's going to be hard, do you? I mean, yeah, I had identical twin friends in college that were super hot. And while I agree with you, everyone was like, Oh, I think more. I think this one's harder. I think this one's hotter. They had different personalities. So like different people gravitate towards both, and it wasn't. It's both hot. It's kind of like. Yeah, well, I mean, all your friends are both beautiful and they're twins. Yes, they are. And yeah, and they have completely different personalities. Yeah, yeah. And I can already see what films where they are wildly different. Sawyer is very emotional, so sweet, though, and they're so different than the other two girls, which is so interesting. Their personalities are personalities, man, aren't they? My daughter's adopted and I look at her and I'm like, How did you get my personality like, shuts up? I love that so much. And one of these days, hey, we're going to have to get into the adoption process because that process, I know is hard and I like people who are wondering about it. And like, I think people wonder why it's so hard when there's so many kids that need homes and things like that. But anyways, we'll get into that. Oh, I was gonna tell you all the my two younger ones, I have to send you guys a video. I was getting my closet like getting all my shoes in my closet, and they were helping me because I was like, Hey, I'll pay you two dollars if you bring all of mommy's shoes from the hall in here so I can organize them. So they're like, bring them in, as are bringing them in. They're like, Oh, these are fun, these are fine. And then they start taking them and putting them on. I have a pair of Louboutins that are probably seven inches away, my first pair of Louis Vuitton. So they're out. What? How long is like Matthew's first year and weeks? Two thousand nine? How old is that 15 years? These shoes are 15 years old and I can't get rid of them. They're broken, but it's just like one of those things that you hold on to kind of like how Soapy was holding on to the young men for a long time. Old ashes. Yeah, they are hard for me to walk in, and I feel like I'm decent in heels. Hunter put them on. I've never laughed so hard in my life. You know, when you see those in screen because of the ladies, like not able, I'm going to have to say it is so good. And then Tyler puts on my knee high blue boots that I need to donate. But I can't, because just in case I want to get into a game and she is in the mirror going, It's me. Hi, it's me. Oh my god, I wish you guys. I will say that it is. I'm going to send it to you guys. I've never laughed so hard. Not being on an edible now and only edible, I laugh pretty hard. But like, no edible evolved, laughing my a*s off. These teenage years that these girls is going to be unbelievable, unbelievable. There's going to be so much going on. It's going to be like all hell, yeah. So if you have any, you'd be like, Listen. You can still be hot without having to show too much or do anything because they'll look at you like, Oh, she's so pretty. So they'll listen to her when I say, would like, Mom, you're old and you're weathered. Yeah, I'm going to say me on Earth, Are you talking about you are hot mom. And we're the exact same age. So and so people itself will be pulling up with her 19 year old boyfriend. So we just do this. You just do this to your face real quick. It's compare. What do you make up by? I know you're beautiful and you look sexy and we look the same age. It's just I'm wearing makeup. I wa. I love you. It's no fun for men, either. I'm losing my hair. It's happening. I might take my neutral fall at work. It's like it's all, you know, but it's like right up here. The it's right up here in the front and then I look like looked at the bottom of my shower the other day and there was like a clump of hair and I'm like, Oh my God. And I took it and I scooped it up and I took a picture of it. But it was like a super tight shot and I sent it to Sam and he's like, What am I looking at? Oh God, sorry, I forgot to tell you what it was. I'm like my hair's, and I had like, Oh, OK, wait, wait. Yeah, you're here's always looks great. What is the a neutral doesn't help like hair? New hair growth just helps your hair get thicker and healthier. That's still good. What? What is the medicine that helps, though? It's called something like Why don't rogaine rogaine is the no. No. Yeah, that's right. And that's right. Minoxidil, I take a minoxidil pill every day. What's the generic name for that, though? There's like a common name that we're yeah, not no rogaine. Not Rogaine. What's the name? Yeah. Hair drug. Yeah, keeps keeps your hair. And I use the hem shampoo. I do all the things. But now gravity time. A. It is finasteride, but I don't know. It's called something else and it's cured. Well, finasteride. There's a there's some speculation that an asteroid can affect your abilities, so I've shifted to the minoxidil. But but why not? I had any. Well, I was just going to say minoxidil is rogaine. Yeah. And then I think, I think that's it. I think you guys are minoxidil Rogaine. I know what she's talking about. I know it's got a certain name and now I can't. Yeah, but here's my thinking why wouldn't you try it and see if it affects you and affects you? You just stop because I heard I asked the doctor about this If you take the finasteride and you do have a male issue, which it's like impotence, it's not reversible. What? That's Google it finasteride. Google finasteride erection issues, I believe. And there's some people that say that it's not reversible, so I'd rather just stay out of that whole playground like I'm fine. And if I need to get a hair transplant at some point in my life, then I'll just take the seeds from the back of the head and shift it all up to the front. It's fine. Yeah, haven't I have those don't look right. Just me. I mean, I don't know. I just Keesha spend Propecia of evil. Yeah, I think that's the same thing. Yes, it's the same thing. It's just like the generic name that people know. Propecia Yeah. OK, sorry, people, except me. That's really I'm in a dark hole on the internet, so I'm going to hop off because I'm looking up a lot of erectile dysfunction. Oh yeah, now. Yeah, yeah, way to start a Monday morning, you know? Yeah. Oh my goodness. Oh lordy, lordy, lordy. All right, guys, cooking dinner is hard, cooking in general for me is hard. Let alone if you have a million things going on, you got to hit the grocery store, you got to actually prep it and he actually got to cook it. And then who's to know if anyone's going to eat it in your family? 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Well, I gave mine. Did you give yours, Hank? We don't know what we're talking about. Nobody tell me anything about what to check. Your close friend Hank either doesn't watch my stories, or I swear to God I do everything, and then I just it. Let me tell you how this happened. So Sophie sent out to her close friends. I have two really big things coming up. Send me your address and you'll get whatever. Like these two big things, I had had an edible that night. And so in my mind in mind, this is like a weekend in my mind. I was like, Oh my gosh, someone hacked Sophie's Instagram because she has all these celebs who follow her and tiger and all these things. And now this person is going to get everyone's address. Are you following me? I can't tell if this is real or not, and if this is someone hacking you to get all the celebrities addresses, I was like, Kelly, give me your address like, this is me, I'm just texting you. I can't keep up with Instagram and the staff and the kids. I'm just going to text you right now. My eight plus I think you have my anyways, I'm texting you right now. Whatever it is, I don't honestly, it could literally be a bra. If it's free, send it to me. I don't care. Like I just whatever it is like, you know how I roll. I have free swag moment. I did go see one of my friends, its attorney and Tom Mike Morris, who I enjoy thoroughly. He had this big spectacle. My right. It's a it's better, Mike, my Sam, Mike, we call Sam, and I actually made a there's call Sam billboards everywhere. And literally I see him a hundred times a day and I'm like, You know what? I need to call Sam, but like Martin, not like the billboards. But Mike had this big event at Shinola Hotel. It was great, but he had in the hall you can leave. They had he had like tumblers and like, you know, whatever. And so I'm hands are full, like I am. Finally, a friend of mine walked up to me like, you know, let me just get you a duffle bag. And so he took a duffel bag and he put it on the duffel bag. I got all these great tumblers and pens and the duffel bag. Say, Mike, when's do 100 percent? I'm going to show you here. You think I'm kidding? OK, I you. I don't get like, why he wants stuff like I have boxes of clutter. This is the backpack. Oh, that I just filled him with. Like, it just felt like it's at 6:00. There's a book. Yeah, I don't even want that. It's eight, five five from my other book, because I mean, that might be a good gift for like a lawyer in your life or something. And then or a job, just like a judge or a judge. There's a journal. There's look at, there's a blue bag over, what the hell are you going to do? I need a new bag. So you put this on your keys and then you walk your dog and you got poop bag. But then every time I enter, every time I see poop, I'm going to see Mike's face. Why on earth does he have a poop bag dispenser with his face on it? Look at Umbrella. OK, I've got a good umbrella. I don't. I get stressed out having too much stuff in my apartment. You don't wear. Don't do with this stuff because I agree. I have eight items at aloe that I will not. Oh God, I won't take it anything out. I will take it home because I don't know where to put it and then look at this toner I have props to. Oh my god, I love a prop. Oh my God, this is what is make up bill filled top to bottom. Just like every major kitchen, you're like a modern day Carrie Bradshaw. I don't have it anywhere. Yeah, it's do you put shoes in your oven? That's what Carrie Bradshaw do. What are you doing? What do you do with that, Sophie? Just like, wait for a day that you might use something in there? Oh, right now that's the plan. Is that like every time I'm like doing my makeup and it's like, Oh, I ran out of mascara, I'll just go to my big box and pull out the next item because it's good brands. It's like your bosses and stuff like that. I just don't have room in my makeup, but what I really should be doing is like, Well, you know what else is good for like if you're kind of like giving someone a little gift and you're like, Oh, like a or this or. 10, the oil boils in and you're welcome. It's actually a good idea. I like. Well, that was my plan with the Netflix challenge. I had eight hundred bottles. Whatever that skin stop was, that everybody likes the Roget Posey, a soft Rosie Rosie. Yeah, but the problem with your stuff, Hank, is it says the Netflix lamb on it. So like, they got it for free. Great. I could care less if you give me a bottle of Burberry and it says, like, you know, the Justin Timberlake golf outing, I don't care. It's so Burberry. You know what? We're going to go back to the tickets that you got for free from Elton John and you sold them or you said, OK, OK, OK, OK, let's move on. Let's move on. Let's OK? Well, I love that. So I think that's a good idea. I also have one of those. It's just for all the kids toys. Like on Christmas Day, their birthday when they open something and they don't immediately engage in it. I I sneak it away. I put it in the storage in our garage. And that way, when it's someone's birthday, I just go shopping in our garage and I don't have to go anywhere or do anything. Brilliant, really brilliant. Same. Just yours is something way cooler in minds with kids toys. There we go. Yes. All right. We're going to have to have to sing up. Although I like so missed you so much else, I could do this forever. But like, do you guys have any updates for me? I miss you guys. So I mean, not really. We're going to get to New York beginning of May for that, and then we're going to record a bunch there. And did you move? I moved like, right when I got home from spring break. We were technically in this house. But like, this is the thing. And I'm going to say this lightly because I understand I'm very blessed to have movers move us so blessed. But when they put boxes of things because they don't know where s**t goes. Like, I pulled out a memorabilia like all of a sudden, my husband's like really nice memorabilia out of the wine cellar. There was a box in the Y. It's just things are ever, yeah, it's going to take months. I don't like it will take a while to get done. I know, but it's gorgeous. It's beautiful. It's everything you kind of hoped and dreamed for, and everything will fall into place. Listen, it all works. It all works itself out well. We woke up to a pool in our kitchen the first morning, so that was, yeah, that's tricky because I tried to shower in our shower for the first time and the next morning realized it flooded our whole kitchen. So, you know, that's that's not true. That's not a good thing yet. That's what we would call a design flaw. That wall builder flaw is what we call that. But look, this was this was our backyard yesterday. Oh my God, they're showing us a beautiful rainbow. Yeah, that not one side on one side, it's the Kardashians and the other side of the rainbow. It's Jay Leno, and the staffers are right in the middle, and that's where the gold is at their home. So the rainbow is just starting, OK? It's unbelievable. OK. I think we I think that's a good note to end on, don't you think? Yeah, Sophie, I'm so glad to see you and hear from you. It's been so long and I'm sorry. I'm not. I'm going to miss you, but we're going to have you on so often. And I feel like and like real catch ups where you're the shining star and I don't want to be the shining star. I just want to do like our well, like I think what people don't know is like, I am not going to be producing and editing the podcast after May 1st. And that is not because either of us don't want that to happen. It's basically my schedule is so crazy I could really I don't really have the bandwidth for it, but I didn't ever want to stop doing it because I love you both and I want to leave you hanging. I love you. And now that you guys are scaling this and doing recordings in person and traveling it, just I can't do any of that because my job. So it's sad in the sense that like weekly, we don't get to catch up, but we're going to do this more. We're like, I'll hop on if we're doing like a morning recording or if you guys are ever recording on the go will love that. I would love Mornings. Yeah, yeah, I know I'm going to say yes, we're going to make sure what we're going to make sure that, you know, because I would miss you too much if we didn't talk often. So we're going to make sure we like, like every time hang out in L.A., we're all going to dinner 100 percent. Yeah. Abby, Abby. And you know what? We'll let you know where we're going when we go. And if you can hop on board and you don't have a s**t ton going on and alla, which probably is going to be tough, but if you don't, that could be fun. Would be great. OK, well, I love you, Sophie, so much. I know everyone else does too and is so excited to hear or like, just hear from you again. No, our guys about New York, if you're in the area or if you know anyone in the area that might enjoy a splash with us, please let them know. We're trying to sell this thing out so that I don't know. We can feel good about it. Yeah, it'll be fine. We'll just be hanging out. Enjoy the weekend. It'll be it'll be a lot of fun. Yeah. So, all right. So if you want to close us out. Have a splash, everyone, and make Nathan clash. The thing on Caleb Bristow, a host of Off the Vine podcast, where I get real. Maybe a little too real, sometimes with my friends and celeb guests from Bachelor franchise and beyond. I'm talking guests like Jonathan Van Ness Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, nah, nah. Nikki Glaser, Wells Adams, Elise Meyers. Just like in this business jacket, like our lives. Love Go Heidi D'Amelio. Big Brother's Taylor Hale. 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