Hollywood Hot Rods Owner Troy Ladd on the One-Day Hot Rod, his creative process, & HOT ROD Power Tour West!

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It's the fighter and the kid had to run it back because we back at it again. Here we go. Keep it moving like it's never going to end when it was Brendan, when it was breaking, when it was just talking to friends, we got the cake coming on the left with the fighter on the right. I didn't do it right because we come in natural light. Back with the team, I to keep it on. Team must see TV and this we did because we back get it. It's the father and the kids back at it again, it's the fighter and kids. Back at it again, it's the fight against. The fighter and kid, this is really the fighter in the kid. Come on, maybe, guys, well, let's go. Welcome to fighter and the kid fighter and the kid fighter and the kid. How about that poster? I'll text you old school old school fighter in the kitchen. I love the post. I think what role did that tour? We did like Chicago? Yes. Well, Milwaukee, it's not like we did that tour. I have those dope posters made. I remember you said that was just there, but just do just cleaning my office. Look at this thing. So I wasn't hung up. You don't respond. We do those old school tours. I know what tattoo I'm getting. Yeah, now I'm I'm a little bit c**ky today. I can deadlift 300 pounds. OK. One with good form once. Probably more than that, but we want to push it. We don't want to push it. This is how you get hurt. So I'll do it one time. I'll do it one time and then work up to it. That's all. But you know, when you're a certain age, you don't want to be getting a little crazy. You don't have to Brandon post it. Yeah. All right. In post, yeah. You don't go too nuts on it. Yeah. You know. Yeah, deadlift. Like when I was doing the crazy in the deadlift and I was just doing the did that summer was I still have no one. What can I do? I'm already too back, like I did 600 pounds on my back. I can feel you. I was like, Whoa. I remember thinking after I had done is cool. I got I was like, What are you doing? Yeah. Who gives a s**t? Much houses help you in life. Yeah, I guess if you like, well, I'll say I'm sorry, but no matter who you are at when you start pushing 40 and you're doing that kind of weight, you got to be careful something, something you just got to warm up. Yeah, you got to warm up, warm up. But but I do enjoy. There's something about like I lifted heavy I farmer carried 130 pounds in each hand. Was a lot. Not far. Like, maybe, you know, I don't know how many 10 yards, OK? I mean that part. But but the point is that it's heavy for me, right? Yeah. Or maybe 20 yards. Yeah. And then push the sled with Brian Shaw on this all after him. Yeah. So real quick. So listen, though, you're assuming they all know you're Denver. We're joined by Brian Schatz and Joyce. Jim went to his house, worked out with him, eight food with him and in Denver. He's in Denver, where we're near there, near Colorado. Oh, oh wow. Do you find Colorado Springs or Denver? But it was only a how far? It's, you know, it's only like twenty five minutes from the airport. Oh no, I don't want to talk about bird. That's Denver. But we can tell at City, that's Denver. Because the airport's 40 minutes from India is Obama's bunkers on. You know that or not, although it's yeah, it's bunkers. I don't know. None of this is these are facts. If there's a nuclear war like they're launching a nuclear war, get to fly. They have a place in Denver and in Iowa. Oh God, why this is so funny. I know that's him. That's Brian Shaw measuring his arm to my leg. And I'm not going to say how that went. I'm not going to say how that went. But wow, that would be Brian Shaw. He's so big. Dude, I'm telling you about his. Well, so was the shoes that well. I'm glad. I'm glad you asked. Let me guess. Shoe size. How plausible. He's six. Eight is 400. How many pounds he's brown. Or too much, let's say. Four hundred and forty pounds. One hundred too much right for his 10. For 15, probably for 50. Could be a nice. All sees a size 16 17. So why I will say this was so I will say this. We I wanted to make him a pair of told. I wanted to bring a pair of flip flops. But Agee said, Well, have a measure his foot. He measured his foot and he said, we don't have a dye that big. We don't have a cause. When you make shoes, you have to have a like a dye, you know, like a task that you got leather because we have to have that made because that's the biggest foot I've ever seen. But why wouldn't you just do two of your biggest and then cut it? You can't. That's not how it works, OK, because where your foot is and where the arches is, it's all I got to make, right? So his foot is over 14 inches long. We'll know what size is that, though, so that that would be somewhere around an 18, 19 20. Disaster. Disaster. Oh, dressing up. Hey. Well, not for you. He has to have his jeans made for him. And thank God they have some scratchiness. He shops wherever gorilla shop it. There's there's nothing. He said it's the biggest pain in the a*s. The other thing is there are some planes. The man cannot fit in the south and he's got to pee in airplanes. You have to keep the door you. He's a silverback gorilla. Yeah, but you every issue silverback gorillas have, he has them brown. Yeah, they've put genes on silverback. Go ahead. That's right. You become some clown. Yeah, you're talking about. You're talking about a man who who who is who is mostly bone and muscle. And all of that equals anywhere between four, 15 and four sixty five, depending more muscle than bone. And then just so you guys so again, we're assuming it's like we're on for time the rocks man in the world from college, Colorado's finest going. It was fast because whatever water he's doing a little bit out, a little bit proud American, by the way. A proud American, I would hope so. Yeah, I assume. Well, that's that's his wife. She was a cross fitter, and that's the real picture right there. That's not that's not Photoshop. That's the difference in size. And his wife is in shape lifestyle, too. Oh yeah, she's not tall, but she's yeah, if he's six eight. Yes, sir. If he's six eight, she's minimum. Five 11. No, not that tall. She's about she's about five. I don't know all your kids. Yeah. By the way, that his kid, it was four years old. Beautiful little kids. It was four. I go, Is that the six year olds? Because that's the four year old. So that's for you and your feeling is stronger now. There you go. There's Brian like, look at me. He's so proportioned now. Like I said to him, I go, Your face fits your body. Oh yeah. And thank God he grew the goatee, right? Yeah. And look at how wide he is, sir. Look at this body. He looks like Mr. Incredible. Like, this wrinkle was out of shape in Australia. The things he does. But you still like he's Mr Incredible. He's also here's what you would love about him. And what I love. He's f**king just a silly goose. He's a fun, silly goose. He's just one of those guys. Just a great guy. Well, Jesus Christ, you guys are Jack. Where did he, Eddie Hall? I over place his chin. Look? Where did he grow? I know his Colorado Springs guy. Where do you go to high school and college? I think Colorado, but he's not a University of Colorado. I would know that. Yeah, I live life. But you went to Fort Lupton High School, excelled in basketball and Ted and Junior College in Lower Hunter, Colorado. Um, yeah. The same thing. For as far as college year or yes, high school or college, I kept talking about people who I knew who are strong and he would go, Huh? Oh yeah, why am I talking about this to you? Yeah, you you can do. You can squat seven hundred pounds for reps because he was he was. He was the main guy forever. So world's strongest. In 2011, 10, 13 to 15. Recently, he finished fourth, also tied for first. Finished second, tied for first in that one. Well, now now the Arnold strongman is kind of almost bigger. Armstrong wins a big event. Yeah, yeah, it is. Yeah, it's splintered off, right, so when Putin ask you, is five time champ, oh, I used to love him as a kid. He a lot of the strongest guys went to another division, though, so it's a little bit skewed. Yeah, I feel like strongman fell off a little bit. I mean that Eddie Hall, he's a personality who's announced he was big, was personality, right? You know, we're doing that, Mr. I'm aware, but I feel like strongman back in the day, like Proujansky, in some of those other guys that Maximus or whatever, it was so big and also the Mr. Olympia, because they had those personalities. I feel like the Mr. Olympia and the strong ones kind of like they're not very good at social media, so it's not like in the limelight anymore. It's kind of like this back to this underground thing. Yeah, my name a big bodybuilder. Yeah, that's that's true that that is something I think that's not lost on. Well, then then Thor from a from Game of Thrones was a strongman. Yes, he was a world champ. He was world champ at one point. Yeah, that's CIVICUS. So SAVAK, he was the man. Yeah, yeah. He's the Polar first team. All fit, yes. Now, ball, I believe, is the biggest strongman to ever walked the Earth. I think Thor's bigger. So Thor and here are about the same force. Taller, I think almost seven foot. Well, he said they were about the same height and they both are. You can click on. They're both about the same height. Well, you say six nine nine six, right? They say six, eight, about six. But about the same. Yeah. And now but here's the difference six eight. Yeah, but here's the difference Bryan is one hundred pounds heavier. That's right. That's insane. It's insane. I've never seen a dude. You ever seen pictures of Thor in high school who look like you at seven foot tall? Well, so it was his arms. Were this big? Yeah. Well, so Bryan Shaw, the last time he was 200 pounds was when he was 11, and he used to work on his. Yeah. Wow. Good early picture, Brian Sharp, but but but Brian, Brian was a basketball player, and he he played. He grew up working on his uncle's farm, sir. So when he was 11, 12 years old, he was baling 60 pound bales of hay. So he's always too strong a s**t. Hey, bales, let's take a little break from talking about your mom. Yeah, let's take a little break. This episode is brought to you by better health. Better help. Yeah. Well, sometimes you need to take a break from everything and take care of your brain. Life is a state of mind, dude. Life doesn't come with a user's manual, so when it's not working for you, it's normal to feel stuck. Well, you want to talk to somebody who's a professional who can help you, who can listen, right? What about somebody that's helped over three million people worldwide better have a licensed therapist? I'm about better help. Yeah, 100 percent online. Be 100 percent online. You can. 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One guy, you would love him, he's one of us. Yeah, he's a silly goose who just loves to play, and I've always root for him because the Colorado boy. Yeah. Like when his winning mentality, he's just a f**king great guy. I had so much fun with him. Now, did you witness his meal plan? I didn't witnesses meal plan. Oh, really, you only had one meal with he made me lunch. What was the lunch? It was a demure lunch. It was just it was about two and a half pounds of grass fed beef, like a steak or a grownup lean grass fed steak, white rice, white rice and and smash sweet potato and some sea salt and not much seasoning. No, it was delicious. Oh, was it nice? It was nice. But are you good with it because they get to eat like that bulls**t all the time? And I hadn't eaten and I was working on no sleep, so I got there and I did a whole workout all day right now. And then daddy ate that whole thing. Oh, you're right. Oh man, makes you feel, Oh, you brunch all his a*s right now. It makes you feel good. Yeah, I'll do that stuff. And they're so good at it because that's all they eat that bland bulls**t. We went out to dinner out and there was, Oh, you had another meal? Oh yeah, we put the beginner at this place called Mercantile in Colorado at Union Station. That's when that 17 station amazing. You come in there a while. No, that's our spot. That's our coffee shops. There's just things in there. Thank you. And by the way, the hotel grub street of the Crawford right there. That's what he wants there. Yep, yep. And and stayed there. Shout out to the Crawford Great Hotel. Yeah, mercantile. Unbelievable food like Jillian and I got to. We got to go the big man. So the big man, we got there and we ordered everything on the menu basically because I lost a bet. I lost a bet was the bet lifting competition whose weather is like my leg or his arm was bigger. Let's see, I'm going to leave it. That was an easy bet. OK? Yeah, I mean to, by the way, I don't want to give too much away, but the point is, you know, we ate with some food. There was dinner and he had venison. He had this pea. Yeah, did he now? How many do you bring the kiddos and the wife? He did not, although they were in fact, it was the big man, the world champ, you and my crew and my crew. That's not terrible. Not bad. And and he goes, I won't eat pasta, but he goes, You got any potatoes. So he's all about power, food, then dessert, and he goes to have cheesecake. Oh, I bet he did, and they didn't have cheesecake and he goes, I'm good that I went, Why this cheesecake? That's a power meal. He's it's all the calories. It's all about. It's all about power. It's all about whatever he believes is best for. And he thinks cheesecakes power. That would be the only dessert he would probably allow himself to have. He's very strict because of calorie dense. Maybe. Yeah. And he said the hardest thing is eating like the amount they have to eat. That's what's tough. You never see. Bradley Martin asked him what the grossest thing he ever was. He goes, Well, I took a bunch of tuna and put it in a blender with some orange juice and just drank it down. That is so savage. And that's exactly what I want to hear out of Rachel. That sounds like any savage as a dude. Tuna? Yeah. In the can, in oranges, just for a little glucose that sugar. And then the the lean protein from tuna. Correct? But I ran out of protein powder was like, I got it. Yeah. Have you have you ever had like, put on weight like that where you're eating all the time? Like, I've no, I've had to. You've had to. It's miserable. It's miserable, right? When you're not hungry and you can eat a lot, but you don't want to eat. No, I really don't eat them. Yeah, you actually especially that like, well, you're you're actually your body sensitive. You're actually pretty sensitive, right? So like, I don't know, you don't care. Well, we don't sleep. You know, you're not the guy who could just, no, I'm not going to let you just powers through it, like having to eat when you're not hungry. And like, in two hours, enjoy that s**t like you are in football. They always want me to put on weight. And like in the summers, I'm like trying to grill steaks. You have much money of this f**king at the time was Aunt Jemima is white rice, right? And the white rice? They change that name, I think. But the white rice and just down in that miserables and you just feel sluggish. It's not natural. No. And then back then we'd have like the pills were digestive enzymes like break it down right there when you don't look good. Yeah. When you see a lot of these guys who are like, forget strongmen, just guys who are fitness models, they they look a certain way. That's a full time job. A lot of times, like the amount of work you have to do is my thing. If if you have if I have to weigh my Lisa to get everybody ways off, listen to get the treadmill, to get a six pack, to look like those guys in the fitness industry and your weight in your food and count every calorie. Yeah, there is nothing on this planet that I would I would be willing to do that to if they're okay. If you just stick this for three, no. Did I hurt you, exhaust? Did I tell you that I meet with this guy a long time ago? And he goes, he goes, So what do you want from your? You know, we were talking about exercising. I'd like to put on more muscle like how much you want to put on. I go, I thought to be one eighty. He goes, All right, you want to be 180 or 185? I go, Oh, I don't have that genetics because of course you do. I mean, what do you want to be? I'd love to be a 180 185 you all share. You seem so confident to. And he goes, All right. And he he emailed me a meal plan and what I have to weigh out and stuff. I still glanced at it and I went, This is nice. Do all that s**t. It's never happened. My freshman year in college, I was undersized, so I put all that. I used to do the meal and drink the shakes off the high calorie shakes. f**k, I had it in my dorm room. You're farting all the time. Oh dude, it was so stupid. Oh, I know a guy who woke up every four hours. He ate every four hours, including at night. He'd wake up and eat, and he was like, my I just was farting. No, no. My body was just waking up to the alarm at 2:00 in the morning to eat. Your body never like really resets. It's always can't see in the work mode making things down. Oh no. Yeah. What on the diet did you not like? Like, you looked at it. What stuck out is something where it was worth it wasn't that it was just, yeah, I just I knew I wasn't nearly that many times a day. And also I knew I wasn't going to weigh my food, and I also knew I wasn't going to. I just am not that guy. You also didn't want it that bad. But you know, I don't now like there was no reason for me when I when I was cutting down to two like I had to get to 218. Yeah, there's like meal plans out and I got down to 221. But there's meal plans now where they literally I remember they give it all the exact portions to eat this. You're going to make this weight. And even that, like after three weeks, I was like, You carry, you carry 245 very easily. Yes, was. But I was two one. I was I still was in like shredded. I don't feel that great. You've never really fluctuated in your weight. You're pretty consistent. Yeah. You know, sometimes I'll see you like you were lifting heavy for a while. Oh, bet. And I was like, Oh, you're you're as big as a human being. Yeah. Well, then Bradshaw says, Hold my thing. I always think of you as super strong, which you are that nobody in the world. I know he'll do. You're like, Oh, you're the strong idea. And also, he's so much bigger. It was like when I saw you with Justin Tuck and Allen Smith and you're like, Oh dude, I mean, you know, you think Brent is a big f**king guy, right? And then I saw him standing there at a wedding with Justin Tuck and Allen Smith. Sure, defensive ends. Yeah, and and I went, well, my friend is is a sinnerman and rather skinny as normal. Yeah, he looked like me. I looked like Gerard Leto. But you look like me. I was like, Oh, bread like pastrami? Absolutely. Yeah. I went to Brennan's small. And then, of course, I got up next morning. A f**k, no. But what does that make me compare me to Brian Shaw in the weight room? It's like watching my specials like I like burgers better. You know, Bill Burns brought up 40 years the best of the best. The number one guy his friends have been doing seven years. So his strength is so he was. He was, he said. Let's see what you can do. Let's see what you can pinch and lift. I actually cleared the top rack. I was all right. I got this much weight. You know, I pinched nothing. It was like 40 pounds or something. Or maybe maybe a 60 pounds. Or there are some immigration tough, I'm pinching, I had chalk. I pitched it, I picked it, chalked up that I was chalked up. We got a child, got to chalk up. God, I love chalk it up. I learned nothing gives me more of a so much fun. I'll do the LeBron James. Oh, and then I'll even put it on my chest that that's I'll put it like all over. Like, I've been in for hours with his gym, which probably a million dollars worth of equipment, I I can see getting into lifting heavy and feeling stronger, like even for me, I was like, I could. If I was younger, it would be. It would be a thing like, I love when I'm in that mode where I'm like, Hey, let's put on weight, get really strong. Oh, I love it in the feeling. I love it. Oh, I'll be completely honest, I was in a gym in two months. You haven't. No, I just I go through these phases because I've been doing it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got this phase. I know it literally the sight driven by like, Oh, it's interesting and I get it. And I had watching right now prior to twenty five, twenty five times. So it's just natural for me, but I don't drive by them like I get it. And it's just like and I used to force myself. Then I'd be like miserable. And then I'm like, Just take a break like you might have. Like, No hold on. You start like this a lot of stuff, or it's like, it's not like you're never going to go back. It's maybe just been doing so. You've been run so hard, you just take a break from the done. It's so consistent. Oh yeah. So if you just not been working out for two months, I don't think I ride my bike and I'll go on hikes. But as far as like, that's fine. No, just took a break. Sometimes you just don't want to be took everything weights. Then I thought, you know, the music and the atmosphere. I'm not even hungry. I just don't give that power break. I still been run hard, but I did six weekends in a row. You know, it's just I am tired. And then I would spend more time with the kids and it's a lot. I call it hygiene, so I do my 20 minutes every other day and it's a tough 20 minutes enough. Yeah. So that's all I'm saying. I drive by it. It's like, I don't want to be here. I couldn't believe I deadlift it 300 pounds. I want to see you get up to 400. I if it was a crossbar and I worked at it, I think I could do. I know for a fact you could. You could do it if you did three hundred and incremental progress and be was it like? And then like, Come on, Brian. It wasn't that hard for me, to be honest with you to because he said that they even said, you didn't shake you just like I. Yeah, I said my body and I just f**k, did you have to pause? Do you have to pause on the Quad? No. Oh yeah, I do. I mean, what? I four hundred for sure, if you like, committed to it, I have to work there. I don't know if I would do that. That's dangerous. That's why I say it depends how much you're willing to sacrifice. I don't want to do anything well. I'm going to go 350, right? Three fifty. And then he said, Brian said to me, he said, If you can do the weight with perfect form, that's how you stay injury free. It's when you your back arch is in your fifty five. That's when you're max your fork, when you're not doing your form and form, but it's in a competition that's just like by any means necessary doing that. And then my back goes, say, last daddy, cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo. Yeah, I'm here to drive home. No, I now do us branch all the hard hitting questions. What that did do. Well, I if he's a size, I asked him why. I asked him that question. Of course I am off camera. On camera. On camera. I'm watching now. I was going to pass this one. No, no, you'll like it. And I said, I said, Well, now what? That you're. I said, your head. I said, I adore. You've got an adorable face. I like that your head is proportioned with your body. They part about you got a button nose. You got two buttons. You got a button nose at those big dick Peter's big divider has four fingers. You got hands, you got beat. This, I know, is a greasy dick. Those fingers? Correct, sir. And I said, Now let me ask you, was God? Did God complete the job? Did God go all the way from head to toe? Did. Did God take a coffee break when he's doing the dead? Or did he take a coffee break when he was doing the dick? Did they got hit the space bar he hit? That did, and Brian said, Brian McNamee goes, Everything is proportional. Oh oh, I bet he got. He got. He narrowed his eyes. He got quiet. At first he goes, Yes, to both questions. I just got chills. I know. But that thing is my he goes me. But I love. I love the coffee break metaphor. Yeah, because apparently Shaq and Chocolate Coffee Break took a little coffee break because that was like, what? Small dick? Because he's what I'm serving for my small, small, small. Because I'm thinking, Jack, God, man, I gave you everything. I'm going to take a break here because you know what? God does a lot of times, he says, you can't have everything also in mind to go power nap. My take on a power nap. You can't have everything right? I wish Bryan Chiles like I also choked up when I jack on dessert. You know I get a need the grip. There you go. Need the Greg. Need the grip. Don't do that, please. Don't do that. I mean, I bet that things. Yeah. Tom, balls like a f**king great Dane to hell. Yeah. Although I would I wonder if he matches in Game of Thrones. He's a little jealous. That guy's so busy with his business that on supplements also. Oh my god. You know what I like about him, too? I watched him take his own supplements. Watch him take his own s**t. And I thought that was pretty cool because right was. He said to me, he goes he he had partnered up with people with something in business. And it's dirty. It's a dirty business. Oh yeah. You know, people, dealers, they tried shortcuts because the only way I can do this is if I did this myself and I just fell in love with the guy I fell in love with. It sounds like it. I just f**king laid his big thick. You know, you'll be on his dick, too, and we're going to get him here. I've been on sticky zoom call out. I love it, Jesse. I think he can fit in that chair. Absolutely. So I did his podcast and his chair was so big. I was like, what? And he goes, Yeah, I had them custom-made. These are my chairs. I bet his beds. What I think would be probably drives a truck. He drives a 350. He loves, he goes, I the bench, he can't fit and f**kin sports cars. And he likes cars because I can't. I can't just throw a sports car. I could fit into his eye. He goes, I'm too big to even to be a car guy because no, he but he could like with some of the NBA guys, do they have the they got to custom make the seats or they go all the way back? Now you look terrible. No, no. That's that's not his problem. It's not length. It's the width. He doesn't have his hips are too wide his body to worry about. Yeah, you go watch this. We can't play any of this on everything. Oh, really? No, no, no. But YouTube, yeah, it doesn't matter. It's his content. I didn't know that. Yeah, he squatted a car. That's his truck. Yeah, of course he has that truck. What's that? The other saying? How much it weighs? Oh, he's truck shopping in, car squatting. Oh, that's the control of the thing that picks up the truck. Was it a Prius? He's so big. No, no. He's so good. I can't look at the phone. No, even his facial hair. I know that used to look like a ticket. Tic TAC. We were drinking wine and he and my friend goes to him because look at that wine glass in your hand. Now you don't want to say too much of this because he deals with this all the time. But his wrists are what got me. His wrists are so thick. Kimura, I couldn't. That's my Rolex. Not for him. No, I don't. He's not fighting anything. But also he's subject to Raptor A. No, that's a Shelby F2. Yes, that's right. Yeah. F-150 Shelby A. Look at him next to his truck. Yeah, that truck looks like Wreck-It Ralph strongest man. He's just, I mean, when you're that big, it's just life complicated. Yeah. You know, Shaq, this funny Shaq when you're single for a side piece, he was hooking up with so much. So you guys, I come one day and these people drop out of this business, start setting it up, and he's like, If I'd be over there, I have to be able to fit in the bed and put in like this custom giant f**king round bed. I can't sleep. I can't sleep on the floor if we're going to hang out at night. It's just too big. It's not easy. And shoes, I think shots like size 22 or some shoe or something. Yeah, disaster. Like an annual sneaker. I'd like the shoe drops. Yeah. Not for you, but there's none. Would you say he's the most astonishing athlete given his size and he's f**king up there when he's young for one. When he was like a rookie on saying he could run the court dunk dribble, it's nuts. But you know he's bigger than him. Oh. Hold on, LeBron, no, I mean, LeBron is a f**king free, but he's like six eight. The Greek feller, the MVP, really? Yeah, it was Giannis. Yeah, he's from Milwaukee. Yeah, it's our policy. Giannis, what is that? You can shoot? He can do it all. Yeah, yeah. Like chicken and shoot. It's so simple. But that's his body. Let me do that. That's anybody, I think is his two brothers, too. And they're also maybe he's originally from somewhere in Africa. Yeah, yeah, he's black Bryant. I know he's from Greece, though. He grew up in Greece, but his family immigrated from somewhere in our, yes, hundred percent because that's what that's him. But like our bridges. But then he's different than like a David Robertson or like even a Shaq is. He can dribble finesse the ball like move. He's just a super Shaq was. To your point, though, Shaq was a freakazoid. Yeah, look at his body. Look at that. Oh, my God, and shredders. I mean, that's stupid. My stomach doesn't, it's the best baseball player on Earth, though. Yes. Yeah. Look at this. Look at his arms. Now, the guy who won MVP and deserved it for the Denver Nuggets, Djokovic doesn't look like that, but he's so skilled. Look, I look at our weightlifting. That's interesting, that's interesting. That's it. Hold on here, hold on, hold on, says Yanez. Put on 51 pounds of muscle since entering the NBA. Everybody calm down. How old was he when he entered? This can help us. He was young. He was young. So you have to give that up even a little bit of that. And he probably never lifted waste before this season. Fifty one pounds of muscle. And it's like, was it all muscle? Yeah, he grew. He grew into it. He's only 28. So how old was he when he entered professional career? But no, you said the NBA so too on 13. Yeah. OK. So if he's 28, 18, he's been playing since the eight year, I mean, that makes sense, that makes sense, that a grown man. Yeah, he's got some somebody that's him in twenty. Now when you when a guy like that, he's a super athlete lifts weight put on muscle, he's that much food you're going to gain. He takes it serious. Twenty sixteen here. He do run a lot. You do run a lot, then. So twenty sixteen, you're there. Let's keep going. Twenty eighteen and keep a little bit more size. Yeah, I mean, I just want to pretend it grew into his main body. You know this in steroids, OK? I hate to render there's the elephant in the room. There's Alpha in the room friend. And that elephants on Decca, right? Brian, there's alpha in the room, and it's just because it's dealt look like cantaloupes is not a reason for you to say that you want to play a fun game that mattered or not bring up David Robinson. Now, he wasn't sure, was he, because they didn't test back then? Oh, we'll see, sir. Oh, bring up his shoulders for me now. He was such a freak, but he was always a freak. He was always there. That looks insane. Those are rock hard. Look at that and you are suggesting that maybe why wouldn't you? Is that him there? I mean, I think some of this might be photoshopped, I think. Yeah, this has to be photoshopped. I don't know. I don't know. No, they were always a big one, and one was. His arms are down with the Spurs fit the number 50 jersey right above your chin, right above there. That one? Yeah, that's how he looked. Yeah, he looked like that when he got older and square and he was seven feet tall. I don't know how tall he was. David Robinson was easily seven feet tall. Go ahead and take a look at how tall he was. Now that's crazy. Some one. OK. OK. OK, so there's one guy that I believe that was playing back then. Was it on steroids? Only one guy. So so that back then was the heyday of John Stockton was on the Liver King stack. Listen, no, I'm just kidding. The one guy who was wasn't on it, didn't it? Menu ball. And Larry Bird menu ball, Larry had some really aggression problems, but Manute Bol I can co-sign, I saw him in person, didn't touch a thing. He was from the Sudan. I've never seen anybody. That's his son. Beau Ball is a beast like Willie. It is. His arms are like this, just like pipes from a size, legs and stuff. It was so weird. He knew it was a it was tough for him to walk around like that. He died. Right now, he's still alive out there. He knew what Manute or Manute Bol didn't know. I thought he did. Did you see how he died? Who would you rather be? There's people that would rather be Spud Webb with tiny or who spoke. Let me do slowly. Yeah, Ty died in 2010. I was so young. He was a seven foot seven. So you're seven, seven, 200 pounds. Yeah. And then his son's a baller to the Nuggets. I think they got him. He might still be on there. But yeah, I'd rather be spud. You'd rather you're living way longer. Oh yeah. Spuds the s**t. You want to be Great Dane. You want to be a chihuahua. Chihuahuas look for f**king ever. Springy Chihuahua, yes, bobble there seven and can hit threes. Is that right? Yeah, that's a song that looks just like his dad. Dan, as Bob Dole. That Sudanese that's not uncommon in Sudan tells people in the world, they say the Dutch are, but the Dinka and Nuer people again gun to the head who's on steroids. That guy? Yeah, that might be a good guy to be. I mean, you got to be careful with your heart when you're that tall. And there's a lot of, oh, everything. I mean, but the kid who's the number one prospect is they list him at, I think, seven two. And he has the handles and the shooting accuracy of like a Kevin Durant. But he's seven two and he's from pairs. He can be the number one pick. There's things the best talent we've seen since LeBron. What? He's seven to 10 handles. Shoot this shot and nuts. He scored like 40 points in the NBA like preseason thing they do in Vegas. How do you guard him when, man, that's him. Everyone's gunning for seven four once in a millennium project. Here's the thing they say some four. They have a picture of him next to this guy who plays the NBA for the he's played for the Jazz, for Milwaukee. Now he's seven. Like two. He's way taller than him. Way taller. OK, got. That's a tall dude like that he was seven for 11, three point shot his fingers are they go on for days? He's got those eight fingers. They go on for days. I'm sorry, but I have to say it's fingers go on. That's insane looking. Oh my god. Yeah, he's got. But he's like a Great Dane out there, like he's floppy. You know, he's so big and they shouldn't be that, you know, coordinated. It's nuts, dude. Everyone's on is not. Yeah, his digits go on for days. Everyone's on the big long. Yeah, yep. Yep, we get some for it. And he's like this. Oh, he can move. Oh yeah. Seven, four two. Yeah, he can move. But he's also got looking at. And Homeboy still young. Right? So Homeboy is going to be filling out, I like this teenager, so he might be 16. Oh, that's just a little waste. The problem is any of us can do a fade away. So all the NBA stars like tweeting about him because it was first like it was in the NBA was like the the the thing that they do, the camp they made does and he's going to get another really good guys was the draft high young like 50 points on the f**king thing. You can't stop a fadeaway. So no, but he's he's 18, 18 and he's almost too tall. And when I watch him, I go, Yates stop in that fade away. I said from the stands, I do. He does look funny that fade away. I'll take it from here. But let's take a little break because we talking about rogue nicotine. We're talking about rogue down about rogue. If you're a regular viewer of any show that I do, you know, I love Rogue. I use their pouches every single day on podcast Jim. 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Yeah, cause I feel like he's strong, but he could be broken. That kid's a baller, and I still really, yeah, I played against I. Yeah, I think I guess my favorite body part, to be honest with you, like, oh, it's a disaster, yeah, you don't look cool in anything. No. You only look cool on a basketball court. Yeah, like outside of that, you'll look ridiculous. Yeah, I'd way rather like when they dress up. It's like, holy s**t. Like the guy who will take something that's a good body. But you know, I'd like to look like a pro. The on the right that's sick. Yeah, like a lot of things. Who do you think have? OK, I'm going to give you best body ready athletes to watch, so I'm going to give you soccer players. On average, this is average soccer players do small swimmers. Oh no. Water polo players out wide receivers in the NFL. Middle linebackers. Basketball players on Apple vessels. The word well, you water polo and swimming take out, right? Well, water polo players have very good bodies, but swimmers don't have as their legs. Really? No, no. Their ability to build stingrays. Good bodies, though handsome, tall and their legs are nothing. I got a three I need. I need have no a*s either. And the weird I need more in the ass, more on the next person. I need some more trunks. Correct? Fill me. I mean, definitely an NFL like defense or like outside linebackers like stupid. Like Nick Bosa, stupid boy. Fine, stupid born poster boy. Oh, both born, which went to the game and reimposed underclothes. Fine. And my girl goes, Where's Garoppolo? I go. Garoppolo looks like a turd next year. Look at how she goes. Wears both. It's not fair to be that good looking f**k off. Oh well, and he's up for you, Kenneth MVP and he's missed a ton of he's such a polished look at him now. He was the first pick of the NFL. His brother was the first to wear that all the time. I'd wear it all the time. I'd wear that f**king sleeveless, that sleeveless body glove side and those f**king shorts. That's get out of here with your arms. That's yeah, I would. I would do that tip. I would. I'm with you. I only wear that or no, no, no T-shirt. I'd be like, deliver king of football. Oh, f**k off. I wear half shirts. He's look at his abs. He's such a freak. His jawline. He's got hair. I'm a piece of s**t. Somebody put me out of my misery. Look, you went to the game. It was the Niners vs. Rams. My girls like Chris Grappa. I'm like, Oh, you don't know she's watching me? Yeah, you don't. You don't see Nick Bosa. He makes Garoppolo look like she grubbers, and she's like, once runs naked, like the big boy down there. 97. Once you get your peepers on them, her mouth was drooling and so was mine. No, both of us. Why I would out of respect, you must. You must let your lady dip her toe in the pool said, Oh, like a dowry. We're like a signed jersey. You've got to understand that in life there is a pecking order and you and I are very aware of that. We've done fine. But if your girl wants to dip your toe in the pool of sin, take a little R&R from spending time with you. Not Garoppolo. Not him. He's a stud. He's out for the season. No, but Garoppolo. Listen, he would've been the reason the Niners don't win the Super Bowl, and he broke his foot, but he did porn star. So he's cool, but also boasts a certain bozo. I might have to. If he's looking at my girl, I go, Yeah. Go ahead. Hey, tell say. Is that him? Really? Yeah, I'll tell you, I'm going to take the wheels a little bit. Look at him. Kick the wheels. Are you kidding me, though? Going to kick the wheel? Yeah, kick kick. Kick the wheels a little bit. You want to kick wheels because hey, hey Bosa. If you want to play with the trunk, if you want to play with the trunk, she opens bidden. Listen, if you want to, if you want to. If you want to I donuts in the field. I'd say I'm talking about Bud says. He go, Hey, he got, Oh, Jesus. Hey, hey, here's what she thinks. My girl and his girl, it looks like it. Well, she's so lucky he gets over right. She should be. She should wake up every morning thanking her f**king lucky stars. I want a clip that shows her gender. I asked, You should. She should wake up every morning and pray to God. Go back to work. She's in a go back to that. That's her. If this one picture of everyone. Oh my. Yeah, that's her, dude, who else in this pictures like I'll be a snitch to Jenna. It wasn't a hater. Yeah, you get what you pay model on Tik Tok sensation. She should be. You get the washing his feet. She's so hot. She's. Well, they're both impossibly hot. So if you were in there right after she thinks that she's like, Oh, she's lying. She's like, She's she's ah, she's so hot. Jesus. But of course, dude, I get your neck bow. So you're the captain, the f**king Fortnite. You go in NFL team and play a year. So, you know, one day, look, I think this year I've lost all energy in my body. I mean, I feel weak. Me too. I don't know who I'm more attracted to. Me neither. I'm so confused right now. I'm so gay. God damn. But I also am also in love with me right now, is I? Listen, if you kill Bryan and how much you love you kill Bryan, I'll spend the night with you. I would choke you up and you'd have tears in your eyes. Not not like tears of joy. Yeah, tears of joy. And then after after I bust my not be so sad. You'd be so sad. But during what I'm thinking about, so sad. But but, you know, through other followers that twenty three thousand, I'm not sure there's the same girl, the same name, but I'm not sure that's her. All right. I've just had my plan with them. Fat perfect. That'll take you over. That'll take you over. That'll take you over that spellbinding you murder for her. I'll murder her Joanna. Murder for hire if she goes, Can you rob a bank? For me? I go a bank. Is it a U.S. bank? OK, I got to start organizing. U.S. banks are pretty strict, but I'll try my best. What if I'd say here if I go to the slammer for five to seven years? You'll wait for me, right? You'll pay me conjugal visits that way. Go which one? I just keep going. I feel sick. Go to that one, right? I feel weak. That one brassy underboob is this one here? The red shirt. Yeah, Richard. Well, look, I mean, better, think twice, I mean. Yeah, that's what I like the quotes, do men make you think if your boss said, that's what that's what happens if you're boza now when when both takes your shirt off, she goes, I'm so lucky. Every morning you should. Otherwise, it gets around. Yeah, because I'll do that. Yeah, I'll do that. Yeah, no, no. Barry Washington's f**kin ft. What's blows away? I got a hint. I got it in. I'm just like 260 shred ville. It's just on in his brother, Joey, both his brothers, the captains, the chargers, he says, Yeah, mom, mom to six whoever whips the pure white meat. We've got to take mom's house. We've got to take mom's womb, womb and figure out a way to put that into other women so that we get her in the soldiers to take it off the screen. I it's one more, one more one of her in the hot tub. Can I see both his parents? I want to see who made that. Hey, but you know what's going on? I bet they have like a weird third brother who didn't get the same genetics. Oh boy, he's built like me. He's like their manager. So like me walking around all angry. He's the manager, but he gets a hot chick just from the run off of his brothers. Now the other brother, you know? Phenomenal, athlete. Is that that? So dad playing the NFL to an uncle? Oh, they're all studs. Yeah, like, you got that right there? Yeah. Which one did that one, let me see that one where I want to see dad with his arms. Now the one within the gym chain? Yeah, in the gym gym. Third man, you're the worst and I am the warrior. This was bada*s. There you go. There we go. That's dad. That's dad. Well, dad's built like a brick s**thouse house, we he was a former NFL, also dad don't work out with all those wristbands he dad's got. He's got a very big head himself. That's a big head, big jaw, big job, the gyre. And those looks like the French guy from Mike Tyson's punch out hit his head. You're ready for this. The French guy who holds the rose from Mike Tyson's punch out is their dad on steroids. Brennan's always on top, but never met anybody who's better at this. Yeah. God, no, no, no way, which one do you remember these, are you able to do? Not the original. Yes, right there. Oh, there you go. No, it's the other one's better, but that's in. That is wow. This is Brenda's gift. It's a weird gift. It's such a God gave her all the time in the world and he was like, I guess we better make sure among the brothers price right now is Nick because he's playing. I think Joey's out for the season, but they're both ridiculous. But Nick Bosa is, I mean, as much too. Or is I Nick Bosa? That's like on the far right. Those are the plateau house. Yeah. There it is to two brothers playing the NFL, you know, Rares and dad. But it's all genetics. You know, there's the dad, and for the dolphins, it's the mother and uncle. Look at the mom. Their house. Is it now? Is it just the two of them? Do they have a younger one who's, you know, kind of like the smart like, you know, mom, mom, mom is no slow slouch either. Oh, mom, she's a big, strong name. Moms, 100 percent. Yeah, mom's old mom's warm needs to be plated in gold. That's impressive. If you type in Nick, both brothers, is it just those two? I think so. My mom's got big bones. It's your mom's bones. Mom's got the older Katie Couric, huh? Yes. Mom's got broad shoulders. That's a good call. A little bit. Yeah. There's only two of them. So there's not a third one who hates his life. So you got boys. You got boys with some speed. You got you got some speed on them, dude. If those were my sons, if that was Tiger and Boston out of the San Diego Chargers tattoo or L.A. Chargers tattoo, on the side of that carries a Niners tattoo on the side here. Yeah, and I would say, Yep, they're mine. Yeah, yeah. I would have, you know, tattoo, I'd have, and I'd say, Son, don't be a girl, don't bring a girl around holidays. You know, my tattoo would be if I was one of them, I'd be. My tattoo would be. She's so lucky. She's so lucky. Off your Nick Bosa. Yeah, she's so lucky. Why possibly lucky you. Lucky you lucky that someone lucky the Bosa brothers. So one of them took some time to grow. But you can already see he's a thick f**k big heads. And also they were they were schooled in the game of football by dad. Right? Yeah, their dad played. There was no 90s dad's got a hell of a head of hair. Is he an Italian stallion? Bose's Italian? Yeah, that's Italian. What else are they? I'm going to make a call right now. I'm going to make a call. They got out of some Dutch or they got another town of the Slavic. They're telling somebody, somebody Slavic. Let me say they're not pure Italian, are they? Oh, I guess if the dad played for Miami, other grew up in Florida, got, yeah, they might be the best Cuban in there. No, no, no, no. Don't put stuff. It's because they're white. No doubt either way, white. And they don't steal this from Brian. I should try. You won't f**k. But they're white, right? Dad was a first round draft, and so was their uncle. OK, OK. Uncle and cousin also play in the NFL and the grand uncle Mike poplin. Then often they're all they're the great grandson of the former Chicago outfit Tonia Carter. They're all of the above, but they stay disciplined. And let me tell you why they stay disciplined because I'm going to tell you what I feel better. No, because the men said I might be attracted to small women. I might be attract that skinny dancer over there. I'm marrying a farm girl. I'm going to marry my equivalent as a woman. I need a big boned, strong athletic woman. And that's when you get freaks. You've got mom that. Yes, I do. Mom's got to be. Mom's got to be, you know, it takes two to tango. You can't just. I mean, the genes come from the dad, but yeah, I hear you. Yeah, you know, but look at you're like Joe's athletic Joe comes like Joe. Strong, muscular brother concerns. Yeah. So your boys have good. There's some good. Thank God my boys got her calves. She has big ca*s. Yeah. Big calves. Yeah, yeah. I don't come from my family tree. Not not good. Your dad f**ked up because Mike. Big Mike is big. Big, big, but mom is too tiny and tiny. Tiny Italian lady, you're not muscular. Your dad was thing in sports. Most don't. Why would you know you find the love of your life? Like, you're just not big enough? That's it. She was like, But we connect these Akinmusire tiny but curvy is all. Get out my mom. When she was younger, as all the moms had a blonde impossibly mom and a blow, that's the biggest. Like an hourglass figure. So, oh beyond. Oh, impossible mom. And I guess less. And also the biggest breasts you've ever seen. The Big Ten. The biggest you've ever seen is your mom, Nancy Pelosi. I'm talking about your mom, Pelosi. One hundred percent. You love her sweater hit with all due respect, your mom, my mom, whenever I'm around your mom. No, no, no, no, no. She's 18 now. Please, please. But let them out. Oh, please, we respect. Pelosi lets them out. Oh, please, she's eight every now and then Baba. She's 82 now. When she was younger, it was impossible. She had a shelf. Hey, let me see your mom. Hey, hey, hey. She had a shelf. Your mom's doctor. Like, as in like Bo Bo boom superior in body crazy as in. I mean, let her s built like the letter s. Well, that's why your dad did it. That's right. Situation Big Mike's situation. Now he's built like Frankenstein. Yes, he's built by Franks. I said to my brother, his brother, his brother was an all-American pitcher. His brother was very athletic, a very good pitcher. And I said, My dad, he goes, Your dad was was slow, very slow, strong. Not a fast guy. Strong, like a like a workhorse. You know, definitely. You attach him to an ox. You teach him to like you want to, you want to. You want to plow a field or grind grain. Your dad's an ox. And this is news to me and your mom was a cheater. I don't like keep your hips, keep your hips still. Well, my mom, when when you mentioned my when my mom's name is in your mouth, keep your head still. The second time this happened on the show, nick both his girlfriend and your mom. Oh my god. I want to start. I didn't know you had them. Sweater hit taste back almost like your mom. Don't say that because me, your mom and know have a thing I know and I'm doing it right. Be cool. Everybody should be cool. Be cool, man. Your mom, though your mom Typekit traded me in for Mark. Yeah, she Walmart. Unbelievable. She used to crush on you. Oh, it's my girl. That's my lady. Hey, man, hey girl, you've hung out with her. We've hung out. She came to his show. Shows a connection for. Hey, I'm talking, Hey, don't back me and talk to me. Don't back me and corn talking to my mom. And maybe, well, your mom, right? Because now I know these facts, which you didn't tell me. Your mom's a stone cold cheater. All right. Sir Cheetah, sir, she's eighty two. Please be respectful. I'm an old cheetah. Please be respectful. I'm cheetah. But mom, mama, mama, you got a thing for for big mark. But what I'm saying is she thinks from Instagram. But you guys never met him in person, for sure. You never met her. Oh yeah, OK, so she's still my girl. She Yeah, yeah. When she realized, Hey Marley, can you say, Hey, hey, I'm in Lake Iselle? What tagged images first? One little cheetahs killed yourself? Oh f**kin, Schultz said. Schultz said on his podcast, he goes and to where he was like talking about people that said that I was a little too much on that. He goes, I want your mom to suck my c**k. I'll be gone. He goes, Suck my c**k from behind. So that her nose is in my a*****e. Oh, she suck. But that's how he's going to do an apology because I just want to say to everybody, I offended. I have your mom suck my c**k from behind her nose in my a*****e. I love it. I'm like, Holy s**t, that's aggressive and hilarious. So, oh, it's so funny. So when dick for my suck, my nose in my head me high so that your nose is in my a*****e? All right, we covered a lot of ground today. Yeah. Jen, what do you got? First of all, this shows me Bryan's mom's a cheater. Yeah, OK. First of all, sad news. Mills Lane, you guys. I met him. I work with him. Referee mobile TV show. He's actually he had a really amazing history to. He was a lawyer, then a judge, right? So apparently 20 years was a 20 year old and he had his own show to like Judge. I think so, yeah. Wow. He died, but he was like one of the best boxing referees out there is like, really on point. Yeah. Tyson Holyfield fight. I had a stroke one two years ago. He lost the ability. Yeah, so he couldn't. He couldn't referee again. But then he suddenly, yeah, how old was he? He was in his 80s. I think at had a good run. Good run. Yeah, that's atrocious. No joke. That sucks. Yeah. Hey, have you seen you ever looked up? How much Judge Judy's worth moulting? What hundreds of millions of dollars just from a TV show? Yeah, the stuff is so it's it's syndicated all over the world and when that happens. So you own a piece of that porn. Forty million dollars saying here we don't know how legit these things are, but you know, she's probably worth forty seven million. She's so she's just every year bawling. Yeah, that's just so stupid. Yeah. And she'd be like, What were you thinking? I was like, I don't know. And so we all live here in L.A. and this is happening more and more often. It's called bank judging. So if you ever go to an ATM or go to the bank to pull out cash, people are getting robbed more than ever now, and they're waiting for you to go to the ATM and they're like, Oh, even even the bank. So if you go to give out more, they'll see you coming out of the bank and they'll rob you. Well, they assume I have cash. Of course, I want to be positive in the short time you go to the bank shot. Lady Gaga's dog walker? Yeah. Twenty one years. Yeah, for sure. No dog. Dumb, dumb. You tried to steal a dog and then shot the guy in the chest. You're a deserved as many years old shotgun. And just I thought, you just cut the dog. Yeah, what are you in for? I was trying to steal a dog and I shot somebody over a dog. A French bulldog and shot him in the chest, man. Oh, well, he survived. He survived. He was like a sister, right? Yeah. He was like a gay guy. Remember, we saw fire. He thought, Yeah, I thought he was crying and scream, but he was fired him. He is fighting his dogs. I like to give him props. That guy? Yeah, I wonder what is when you get shot in the chest? I wonder what his situation is going, how he's doing. He must be. So maybe the court forgave me because I forgive you because I got to move on with my life, which is huge. But I like this motherf**ker. Whoever he is, I get him so many props. So he got 21 years for attempted murder. Yeah, yeah. You shot him in the chest. You know what a piece of s**t. And then I mean, even if you get that this how stupid you get that French bulldog may want to go, this is just this is not somebody who thinks ahead of time. I mean, they're total of four people arrested. They find you. Well, can it's all about the man who shot him? You'll sell that thing. Just put you put that up on the black market. Let's put Lady Gaga's dog walker. OK. Maybe he doesn't want to be seen, you know, maybe. It's going to be hit the shooter. Oh, he doesn't want to be out there. Maybe it's just pictures of Lady Gaga. Wow, what a bada*s. Yeah, he loved those dogs. I'd give that dog up, so I hope he's all right, man. f**king shot in the chest. Oh, I know. There's lot the pubs, a lot of work. Oh, man, in everything. Well, that new bridge they build kind of close to downtown. Someone was walking in front of their car, just pulled up two dudes, pulled out their guns and took the dog. Yeah. Yeah. The bridge on a lot of issues. Oh, there he is in the hospital bed and I'm looking, oh, they show I'm like, in the trap there. Oh wow, OK, thank God in the trap. Let me see this or get a flat out. That you wish you'd have some that loyal to Bryan Fischer. Shout out to Mike Fisher. It's pretty bad, a gutsy f**king dude, man. Obviously, obviously gives them a raise. Yeah, it's still about the shooter. Yeah. Let's move on. All right. He has shown the trap, though. You know? Now you got a lot of veins there, though. Yeah. And so. What do you guys all know is like it's like it's pretty much bridging the gap between doing this. There's a computer model attached to your brain, so you can just boom. You have social information, by the way it it's linked to our brain, like a chip that goes into the guy who's warned one of the guys who's been very worried about computers becoming smarter than people and it leads to. But he's developing this system. Yeah, I know this is not this just having the database, and so it's available to us faster. So it's a faster, but how stupid, like then like fax and all that s**t. And like bro, science definitely killed. So we don't have careers. But they the the arguments, we just have all the information at the right here in the little device to your brain obstruct. I think so because you're Google, but it doesn't mean you become creative. It just means, you know, not creative. It's just like, Yeah, OK, so you know how like when we all all of us, all of us were alive when the internet started right dial up. So we saw how bad it was at the beginning and how much better is now. I think this could be like bad in the beginning. But then later on is the only thing coming for Elon Musk for no reason. We need a boogeyman. They've decided he's the bad guy. Yeah. So this article is how the mainstream media is just f**king unbelievable. This way they won't pick up because what's it? Take their attention away from Hunter Biden's stuff, and this is the president of Twitter. Nobody picks up that story, and they just have to have a bad guy. The guy who creates more jobs and new people pays more in taxes and makes American cars. You f**king zeros. So, yeah, so the reason why this article came out is because it's it's over a backlash over animal tests. But the reality is in our society, we use animals to test a lot of stuff for medical research, for everything. And I think I would like to see what those animal tests are. I just don't buy it. He's just the bad guy. Well, here's what then, that what I saw in this article. That chimp, I think, is pretty little, though. Yeah. Then all in all, the company has killed about 15 other animals. You got to crack a few eggs. MacDonald let little more than 280 sheep, pigs and monkeys. The monkeys fall experiences Jan. 18, according to a review by Rutgers, and source with direct knowledge. Right. I don't know. So, wait, hold on, it says this is a rough estimate because a company does not keep precise records then, so they're guessing they and also medical research we need to test with. Would you rather them tests on human beings or animals when they have to? That would be a cruel death sentence, though, for some of these horrible criminals like, Hey, so we're asking you for testing. Yeah, that's your penalty. They have definitely figured out a way to try to make him the bad guy. And I just it's a thought. That's right. Yeah, yeah. All right. So hold on. Trump has lost his potency now that Herschel Walker lost us to another guy that Trump endorsed. So his political endorsement is actually the kiss of death. Look at it. That's why dissents went as far as because Trump's not the political force he was. Did you see Herschel's, the guy who was going against the Tigers? Do you really want Herschel Walker for the next six years? No, he's like, What are you talking about? He's a we're we're talking with stupid candidate. What do you guys got? All right, Marcus. All right. I thought this one is interesting. I always find it fascinating when people lie about having cancer major things and get called out. But great. A Grey's Anatomy writer reveals she lied about having cancer and dead brother Elizabeth Fitch Finch, screenwriter from ABC's drama Grey's Anatomy, finally fessed up to her elaborate medical ruse. I've never had any form of cancer, she admitted to the anchor in a bombshell interview. A total lie when I was 34 years old and it was the biggest mistake of my life. It just got bigger and bigger and got buried deeper and deeper inside me. I guess the reason for her lying about it in the first place was she really missed having intensive care like she had an injury. People were taking care of her and hands on all the time. And then when that all went away, she was like, This sucks. Like, the chamber hadn't feigned illness. Yes, I mean, and she based several storylines for Grey's Anatomy on her medical history, her real medical history. So the fight. But and then she also kind of blames her brother, too. She was like, You know what older brothers do? They never left a mark. I mean, there could be some mental abuse, but also older brother of the brothers like, Drag me into this right here. It was, I mean, it's also interesting and also him, you know, Finch left. So much must be heard in the scripts. Maybe. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. She was a writer. She came, I don't trust her. Just look at I don't trust her. So she was writing about cancer on her own. Yeah, she chose this specific type of cancer, Hondros sarcoma due to its difficulty to treat. She told the inquiry at the time she spent her first five. She also claimed that she lost a kidney and part of her leg. Hence, the knee replacement. Well, she really went down a rabbit hole with this. Yeah. So have you ever seen guys, ever known anybody? Kill somebody on that? Cut my leg off? Uh, no, no. I had a coach in high school who lied about having cancer. It was very confusing to me why we're trying to rally the troops, though. Did you guys win games? Cuz I, if we don't want, is for more games. I'm a super motivational from a training standpoint. But he was also like, See if I can do you know, if I can do it? You guys can do it. Know. Right now we would look at him. He come coming some days and he'd just be like. Do all these dramatic like you like, I just today's rough, like I just came from chemo and he just ran out of coach ideas. Jesus, was it like the head coach? It was like he came on. He like weasel his way onto the team hinterland. But motive, like as far as leading the kids and making them work hard, they couldn't have been done better. But if I was a parent of like and where it also tracks with some other steps, like, was he a 17 year old female wrestler? Yes, you know. Yeah. And that's what led to his, you know, he didn't even play football, right? Probably not. He would make s**t up like, you know, if you learn about cancer, yeah, you just hit rock bottom. You guys like, oh, and 3s, but lose his job is a guy. I had to motivate these little pricks. But what you see is people like sociopathic use lies like that because sympathy is so powerful to get. People would do to do what you want to do. Alabama family had a massive c**kfighting ring. Yeah, I guess that's right. Yeah. What are the largest c**kfighting enterprises in the U.S.? So they just got sentenced the seventh and final member of an Alabama family that prosecutors allege ran an expansive c**kfighting operation, complete with stadium seating for approximately 150 people. Holy s**t and a merchandise stand. Oh, they should sell merch out the back at your c**k merch, dude. What a hustle. Hustlers, right? Yeah. Twenty two months in prison, George Easterling was 56. Twenty two months, followed by one year supervised release after pleading guilty. Would you want to sell merch, though, if you're doing an underground c**kfighting thing? Yeah. Like you get a hold of a post like weird s**t that Alabama c**kfighting championship on 18 shirt. Well, I made it. Yeah. Uh, they put they put the razor blades or some crazy c**kfighting. Yeah. Fifteen hundred bucks to fight parties, to charge expensive fees, to enter the birds. Oh yeah, and they did thirteen to fifteen hundred to fight seven roosters. On a bunch, you seven go serious, s**tted and told the weapons to strapped to the roosters legs such as short knives, damn those those roosters had shanks on them. Wow. Now. Now, was it entertaining? You talk with a shank? Yeah. Roy Jones Jr. He, his dad, used to be. I think, dogs and c**ks. That's like the rooster in chase. Huh? Would you want to watch the birds actually kill each other, though? Would that be satisfying to you? No, I'd be super busy in that s**t. Yeah, but also, I don't like birds. I think they're creepy and the chickens, though. So I hate birds. They're so creepy. Yeah, I do. Sheila Chicken, you know, ducks nice. Even though I like dogs. I mean, I was doing a show in Alabama and was like, Hey, dude, this this year in Lion Heart Van Damme. Like, yep, that they're in wife beaters, but they're roosters with knives. I'm like, Holy s**t. Yeah, I in. Right? Sure. Yes. Some to do once. I guess you. Probably you feel pretty f**king dirty. I mean, people are taking pictures. A long history of it. There's a lot like just the way you breed, like the way they would breed pit bulls to fight. Yeah, that that s**t is like that. That's old school science. I mean, they were dogs. I kind of watch dogs. Dogs will fight for an hour and a half. They fight to the death dogs. I absolutely cannot watch. It's crazy roosters. Yeah. And those dogs live their life at the end of a chain, and they usually just put a toy right loose. I can't do that. It's like a racehorse or something. Yeah, I've I've less. And now all God's creatures, right? Yeah, it really religious down, but it's still a rooster. It's still a bird. So if I had to watch had to choose. Yeah, rooster first dog. No roosters. I can stomach a rooster because I eat chicken. I don't watch bunnies with f**king knives on the back like couple. A couple of hairs, desert hairs coming at at. You want them big bunnies? Well, there's a super heavyweight now a desert hair. When a hawk comes down, they've been known to jump in the air and just kick that. They'll kick a snake out the out the way. They'll kick a f**king. Yeah, I like it doesn't get Hawk out of the way. Talking about a sand bunny. Oh yeah. Or does it hurt jackrabbits? Yeah, man. It doesn't seem like long and skinny. They can run and they can kick. Yeah, there is f**king another one up f**k around. Everything wants to eat a bunny, though, and their ears are so long. Yeah. Earthing want their death from the sky? Death from the sky all the time. My f**king house right now we get his is. I think yes, he can hear kind of holy s**t. Holy f**k. Big, f**king ears. Yeah, they're sweet though, man. Yeah, you gotta watch that thing. Find another way. You can hear the flapping of wings above them. Put some f**king just two knives on the mares you got. Bobcats worry about. You got snakes to worry you rabbit. You got chaos to worry about and keep going. Birch lizards, you got hawks and eagles to worry about. People you got people are the rabbits. Yeah, you got it. All sucks. No. What if if we get reincarnated rabbit? Tough gig. You'll look stupid. Yet that tiny tail you're shedding everywhere, but you came in, walked. You have to jump everywhere. And by the way, hop everywhere, pigeons or doves and people think, Oh no, no, no, you can fly. You think you have freedom. I will get you at night. When you're in your nest, you just kind of hanging out. And all of a sudden, who will you be in the big city, though? So you got to be a city bird. You got to be a city bird because otherwise them rather than falcons and falcons. Does birds of prey get you now? If you're a pigeon and in the middle of when you're flying in mid-air dive bomb you if you dumb ass, get your a*s to Chicago. Well, even then, peregrine falcons are all over New York, all over Chicago, not downtown. 24-7, not downtown. 24. Seven Cops in pigeon hangout. Today, they decided he was going to fly Paragon Paragon five Peregrine Falcon. Don't worry about that. Let's see what they look like. Let's see what the s**t. Yeah. All right. They look like dirty pigeons, which I just wanna see cartel hitmen disappear from U.S. prison. Interesting. Yeah, so I hitting enemies. This guy. Cartel hit man who decapitated enemies has gone missing from a U.S. prison. A cartel leader in Hitman videotaped torture sessions. Nice guy. Yup. He was serving a forty nine year sentence in a federal prison in Florida and seemingly has gone missing as of November. The cartel leader has had been mysteriously removed from the Federal Bureau of Prisons website. He's now listed as not in B.C. custody, even though his release date isn't until July 27, 2056. He's known as La Barbie because of his blue eyes. Apparently in his blond hair. That's him. That's the Mexican fella. Yeah. Hmm. At one point, he was the top lieutenant for the Sinaloa cartel. Wow. Drug dealer El Chapo. And he's just missing. Yeah. So I'm not too sure if they have any insights on how he got out or whatever. But you know, it's just something that's sort of like quiet, like always none of the website anymore. That's strange. And then they go into a, you know, like Brendan, sort of. He was the only American citizen terrorism so high in the ranks of Mexico. He's an American citizen. Yeah, it was born in Laredo, Texas. Now imagine you see that guy on the street. He kind of just looks like a regular dude or he's up picks up. No tuba. You know, like you get patient at a sports bar watching the game out, who hurt you when you go, that's a guy who gets off on it. It's a real heads for killing people. I listen to it. That's a serial killer. Yeah, that's basically what is. Yeah. Just got in. The drama gets off to do it. Yeah, he likes doing it. Done it, even for your own. Yes, you know what else you get, and it gives one more. Where you guys what I will have to choose from. Here you go. No, no, no, no nudists who only for camel beauty contest a nudist only eats fruit. The newness all camels look the same. All camels matter. But the newness of the camels. Nudist camels are all camels. So these to influence our fruit's hair. So they pretty much only eat fruits. Maybe a little vegetables. But you know, I've met Harbaugh for Terrians before. We do claim to like the only fruit. I think if you don't supplement a little bit, you can die. But yeah, good eats fruit doesn't brush your teeth. Yeah. Oh, it's not like just fruit eaters. Like, my god. Yeah, I mean, good. Good luck and see how long that last. They claim that it's basically cured their vision. Yeah. What does he have last year and have no vision glasses? That was before they cured my eyesight, really. They claim to have no body odor and no longer have cavities in their teeth. Sure. And she has cavities. Yeah. And by those long yellow teeth, look at him. They probably don't have any body odor because they're not sweating, because they're not die any day. He looks like Brian Shaw looks strong. Frittering doesn't provide over until Kenny bench over 50 pounds. Yeah, what? He lost. He did lose 33 pounds. I'm sure he wasn't Typekit levels, he said, without any effort. Well, he's got tits causing all that watermelon getting pepperoni tits. Wow. Look at that. You should have seen him before the day, man. How do I get a body like that that looks great? Yeah, you don't like that either of them. Like, Yeah, I'm going to ask. Here's another shocker. The Israel Israeli naturalists vowed to not use anything else non-natural, including soap. They embrace a nudist lifestyle when they can eat only fruit leaves and nuts. They pick themselves how their investment portfolio look at how he looks. You know what this is? This is two board people with not a lot of money, and they're like, Hey, let's just try to get famous and eat fruit. Yeah, just like that, reinvent the wheel and just eat fruit. They only drink water from clean streams and fountains. Great, which are considered to be a young person's face. In one year, they'll be eating all the meat, and it's fine. You know, we haven't f**king a burger this bum bum 2022. And that's crazy. We couldn't possibly click on that. Could we use this sex as exercise? You know, here's here's a here's a trivia question What? Where is the trans capital of the world? Brazil Transylvania? Oh no, I know it's. This was not a knock knock dead joke, right? No, this is not because I read this the other day, some were strange. Yeah, look at that. She says she by hours of sex a day, does you have to train for us? So transact with the world? Brazil? No, no. I said Brazil. OK. It's somewhere weird, like somewhere over there. And. Well, if you're up now. No, it isn't like Europe, Russia ish good check is Danish. Good guessing, though, good guessing, checking status is not in China, Turkey, Sweden, it's not Turkey, Sweden, Iran, it's Tehran. Oh, that's right, because illegal to be gay. Well, because you can't be gay. So a lot of men are like, All right. Hold on. You can be gay. But if my dad can train, you can't be gay. That's almost like I'm going to be a woman then and then and then. Then they're like, That's fine. And she's Miss Bumbum 20. She's got a body. Now, what does she do? Not a lot of sex. Now do the bums have to be all natural? I assume, right? Well, if it's in Brazil. Oh wow. Oh yeah, that's a possibility. Walking like I'm talking. I'm a big deal because of this about Brazil that they do like the top of the Pan. Am I going to plateau? Brianna, grab your arm. But she's she's pretty fantastic. No, no, no. She denied wearing. I'll do a bit of beach comparison. No. Using Erin wearing a pink. Thank you very much. Singing the hit from the beach and a. That's the thing she does have, like a masculine face. You guys are people they all taken of. Art is a piece of her that's different. Totally different. That's her face. Yeah. Well, looks so different there. I'm sure she knows done well. There's a lot of makeup going on. Do you see a lot of light? You guys sound like YouTube counts. I wouldn't do it. Some elbows are pointy. Parker Bowles would told me. I'd say sometimes people have big, big bones in their head. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like Mark, you're a good looking guy, but I don't want your head on a woman, right? Yeah, you're right. No, you wouldn't. You know you really, woman. I have this once had an Afro girl. You have a big head, actually, but not a big face. Small head. Get the measuring tape. Big face, small head. You guys all have small faces. Small heads. Huge. Yeah, I'm I'm the biggest one for sure. Know, without a doubt. I mean, I'm I'm using yours as a nutball at a party. So it's like you who's like a Jeffrey Dahmer party. Reason tends to put the Coca-Cola. Give me some good advice. Couple of fresh ones in the mixing bowl right there. Oh yeah. Chins heads for the bruise in there. Make some pancakes. I can't believe you guys went bad on Miss Bumbum 2022. Oh, that was it. She just looks like she maybe take steroids just as a fake know she's taught them. God bless. But I was only there. Yes. Well, shout out to Bryan's mom, my cheetah altshuler. There is. There's my mom, cheetah or Gazelle Gazelle that's had some work done. And there she is, the mother. 87 years old. Yeah. Crushing it. Well, kids, come see me on New Year's Eve. La Boston, December 29 30 31. I'm doing stand up love. Boston San Diego comedy might drop Comedy Club the next weekend weekend after New Year's I wonder Jan. five, six and seven. That's asking a lot of the people worst, asking a lot of the people that time. And like right around July Fourth, a little bit, right? You know how we can laugh. But yeah, I wonder I'm going to call and I'll tell you, I'll tell you. Yeah, I mean, I'm going to ask, I'm going to call my sister, no matter who you are. Yeah, that's a tough one. Yeah, yeah. But you know, for when? Indiana Smerconish January 13, 14 15 now 13 and 14 Sorry. Dania Florida Dania Improv January 19, 2021 Nashville, Tennessee Zanny's March two, three and four come get some Sony Hall New York, New York, March 11th. Everybody. All right, kids, I'm taking a break from standup. I'm off for twenty twenty two. I pick back up in January of a special announcement for you guys, but this Friday, Barstool Sports rough and rowdy 19 in Providence, Rhode Island. Buy the pay per view. Watch the Calabasas Fight companion live on Thicke Boy YouTube at five p.m. Pacific and we got a shake up in the lineup. I think you guys are going to dig it. We had some big boy hitters for that season. Beatings Rough and rowdy. 19 five p.m. Pacific this Friday. 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