George Janko is the KANYE of Syria | TFATK Ep. 883

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You don't cancel night before, right? So what's up? What's going on here? And we're close now from like the hell's going on. And, you know, it's not like he's like, Oh, you know, usually people bulls**t, you know, conflict of schedules, man. My publicist booked whatever show at the same time. It's on me. Don't worry, we'll figure out. Let's reschedule. That's usually how this goes. He's dealing with a much bigger fight where his son Jacob, who we know and love and you know, he's been around the Comedy Store all over with Josh, they're on tour together. He posted this video I don't know when he posted two hours ago. So, yeah, so it was way before two hours ago because I saw this. No, I think this is when Josh posted. Yes, Josh. Yeah, because yes, he has his tours and yeah, the show than ours. But all I'm saying is so he puts his son, Jacob said. He's going to sober living. Yes. Is that what it is? So it's not a rehab. Sober living is different than rehab. Yeah, it's getting a reset, you know? But yeah, that's why. That's why I told Josh, I'm like, Bud, if you have any inclination to addiction, like if it's in your family jeans, which it is right for Jacob and his sister and stuff like that, I said there cannot be a worse environment than stand up being torn. Trust me. But I struggled with it. And you know, I know well, everybody wants to buy a drink. And I was older. Yeah, the same night, everybody wants to buy a drink. Yes, that's an issue. But it's just you think what comedy clubs are there bars with stages, the restaurants that serve a ton of alcohol and it's also fun. They get to hang. You're like, you're with your buddies all the time and there's alcohol. I've never done a standup show where at least at least three audience members didn't come up to me drunk in one way or another, for sure. But yeah, that's the audience I'm saying for the comics, though, too. It's like it's just the thought you do. It goes hand in hand, man. So for Jacob Young to, you know, he's on the road with his dad, they're having fun, you know? You can see how a kid can get wrapped up into well in the comedy store or something like, I don't know, you will remember this in the in the green room, the comedy store. There's a glass piano. Yeah, and that glass piano has all these marks. These like basically where people are cut and blow up. It's a razor, literally. It's like out of a movie. It's pretty cool. And yeah, yeah. And it's haunted. Been there forever. But there's been there's been pounds of cocaine. Don't you think the store is haunted? Oh yeah, everyone knows that you've seen Zach Baggins, the Ghost Ventures. Also, every comic like Tim Dillon talked about Rogen talking, but if you've been up there, you can feel been all through those rooms meets his old office. All that it's literally a maze up there. You can just, you know, it's not that it's a dark energy. It's just different. It smells different. The history there, like it's been around forever. Yeah. Zach bagging went deep into it. Wild, but yeah, Charlotte. Josh wafted. Yeah, man. The best were from wishing him the best that ended his absolute, absolute best. That poor dude, right? Because is his oldest daughter really struggles with addiction? I didn't know. Hmm, hmm. Yeah, big time. Yeah, he's talked about on air. Yeah. Yeah, that's a that's a tough thing to do as a dad. So I'll tell you right now when you watch like intervention or even even my six hour lb life, there's always the enabler. It's always the parents, always the mom or dad or there's a sister. Some, just like you don't have a job. How do you get money for drugs and food? There's always a parent did better pray to God. My kids don't have that addiction because I'm that guy. I'm an enabler. I would absolutely give them whatever it takes to make them happy. It's not good. Yeah, my my. I remember I was in love with somebody who was an addict and my friend Sandra, whose brother ended up dying on the street, she said. And I remember when he died, she said this is before her brother died. She said, You have to walk away just she has to hit rock rock bottom. And I was like, No, no, no, I can't. Because you, Brian, you cannot help her. You can't, can't, can't. You have to. You have to run away. It delays, I know, but also because you know how me I want to. I'm a fixer. And and yeah, and then rock bottom hit and, you know, but but but then her brother died on the street and I called her and she said, she said, Yeah, no, it's it's what I've been getting ready for for 20 years. An intervention when they when they sit down the family before the addict comes in, they go, Do you have to draw a line in the sand and you have to be? Well, you've got to realize like there's two options. Either they go to the facility and get better and go to rehab, or you don't. You cut them completely off and there's a chance they can die because what you're doing now, by enabling them, they're going to die. It's just a matter of time. So you cut it off. They hit rock bottom and then their only option is rehab. Or you keep doing what you're doing and they don't. And yeah, have you ever asked somebody how they're doing when you haven't seen them in a long time? You're like, like someone you went to high school with or whatever. How's the family? You ever do that? And then you get a story that is beyond what you can imagine here. I have that. I saw my movie Ironclaw by asking that, Dad, how's it going? Well, so tell you a good friend of mine, a good friend of mine I've known forever. She calls my show, Love you, love you. So good to see you. How is how are your brothers? How's your family and you? Oh, you know, it's a sad story. I go. What do you mean? She goes, Well, my dad is, you know, as a surgeon, I'm like, Yeah, he was operating on somebody back in the day who had aids. He he got he cut his hand. He got infected. He died of AIDS. And I was like, Oh my God, that's terrible. How are your brothers? Do you know? Well, they're no longer with us, either. Oh my God. Because her oldest brother, who is a great wrestler, really good looking guy. He did heroin one time. He was never the same. Ended up in in a in a in a halfway house or a home. And then just died. And then her brother, who was on my wrestling team, who I was, who is my younger? Well, she's dying. You're just like her brother are younger than me, I. Yeah, he was on. He he got lupus and died. And like, it was an awful, slow death and I went, I went, I was like, Oh, like God, it's terrible. She goes, I know I wish I was kidding, but it's sometimes things are that bad. But she's a trauma. She's a kid. She is a trauma therapist who better? Who better to deal with it. Oh my God, she's been through the war. And so she she took all that, you know, pain and everything else, and she just makes the world a better place. She she treats people who need her and it's like, Hi, like this? How are things going? Great for me? I was like, Oh, well, I don't know what to say. Sometimes you don't. Let's catch up another twenty five years. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, crazy. So there it is, kids. That's a bummer. Yeah, no. It's not the job, but you're right about about addiction, addictions, a weird thing, an addiction so intractable. And some people have a little of it, and some people have a lot of it. And some people can just they they are never they're never sober. You know, it's it's a thing. It's just a weird thing. And also, I feel I feel like with like comics or anyone who lives that like risky life, like you don't really do anything half assed. Like, everything I do is either. Meanwhile, I'm not arguing arguments having discussion this morning about it because I want to get the kids a surprise gift and four billion. Boston's birthday is the same week in November, right around Thanksgiving, and so I have an idea for a gift and it's a big responsibility and all this stuff. And you know, you just say, Okay, well, you don't do this. I'm like, I look, I can like it. It's nearly impossible. I was like, because if I start doing that, then something has to give over here. Like, I have to go all it like, there's no I think that's what you signed up for. There's no middle ground. It's either I'm over here, I'm over here. There's I can't, they can't maintain in the middle. It's two extremes with whatever I'm doing business cards that whiskey. It's all in. I can't you can't stop yourself. No, no, no, I get it. It's not. It's like it's a good thing, but you just have to point in the right direction. I get obsessed with a friend of mine we were just talking about, is that way. And he is well known guy. But he he gets something in his head and he can't get it out of his head. And then he has to do it. You know it? No, even if it scares them, whatever. And it's all he'll think about. So it is a. And if you don't get a handle, if you can apply that to something constructive, you'll be all right. Yeah, but it's a very easy. It's like you ever see that. That's at the show, Dexter. He realizes his son's a serial killer. I think it's based on a true story. It's not. It's not. No, please. No. Thank you. Yeah, thank you. No, but I read something. OK, stop. OK. Dexter's not a true story, but I might have. All right. So but it's interesting. He's like, I get a friend. You know, Bruce Wayne. It might be based on a true story. So, yeah, you like killing people? Well, let's let's apply that to maybe killing bad people. Yeah. I mean, let's do other serial killers. Yeah, sure. That's not. That's an extreme example. Yeah. If as long as you point in the right direction, it's a great kind of talent to have. We'll call it a down. I guess it's a great out there. Great. Great. There is that Tourette's woman who said, If you want to know what it's like to have Tourette's, try to not blink and see how long it takes. It's the same, same feeling. Oh, going to. See, that's more in a fictional serial killers inspired by real life murderer Pedro Rodriguez, Filho told you. Both characters share similar themes of dark urges, revenge and societal benefit through their actions. Well, no, you can click on that. It's had a troubled past because they have to go back to Painkiller on their own. Pedro Rodriguez Filho, a Real-Life serial killer, had a troubled past and his first murder company's 14 years old. Fear killed dozens of bad people, including rapists and drug traffickers, and even murders its own abusive father. OK, well, yeah. But it's yeah, it's not, you know, it's not. His dad didn't go. Do you have these urges? No, I see that. I see it at a young age. There's a way to channel that. He was like, that young man was a rapist, so that guy was a murderer and was just like, I'm going to do it. I might as well tell your bad guys, which is how, you know, he was like a murderer. I had a feeling which is kind of cool, right? If you're going to do it, you're at least talking about bad guys. And now if you want more guys like that more than ever, yeah, who knows? I'm sure a few innocent people got knocked down. He's a psycho. Like, why did you kill him as a guy who didn't turn on his blinker driving? Yeah. Hey, man, I, 30, are bad people. Yeah, it can be a superpower if you just write with superpowers. So it has about 40 to 60 percent of people get treatment for substance abuse usually relapse with opioid the highest at 91 percent. Oh yeah, but they do have try to work really well. But a lot of them will say, like, methadone isn't good, right? And there's this other drug that, well, for alcohol, there are those drugs actually do work. They really do. You can take a drug that will. So it will actually cause you to not drink. You can have one drink and then the next, when you feel sick and they work super, super well, it's just that. Then what happens to alcoholics is they have to replace it with something. It's not the drinking. It's it's then your routine. Yeah, it's a lifestyle. But that's why you see a lot of former addicts start running a lot, right? Again, again, if you put in the right direction, running health boom, you have the resources and the same dopamine releases. When they're running that, then people start weighing their food and they get really obsessive. So which is cool? Yeah, yeah. Do your thing. Yeah, I remember Dennis Rodman was on that thing. You're talking about the drug, that whatever pill that when you drink, you get violently sick. Yeah. And it was horrible. Yeah, it was a terrible thing. Yeah, yeah. But it does work. It does. Yeah, to me, you've got to take the drug. The thing is, people stop taking the drugs, they get lonely. They get sad because their whole social life, their whole life is wrapped up with the bar with just having a couple of drinks, you know? Hmm. So. I mean, I have seen you producing a podcast, you know, whatever it is, yeah, yeah, rehab is a big business with fishing, you know, whatever it is and whatever it is, you can have you decided to start trying, not drinking. So I did drink last night. I did what once I did drink less stuff. Yeah, because I want to say she's honest. I went to a concert, Anderson Park, so and I met my old buddies, had Korean barbecue and you have to drink, of course. What do you drink when you do a beer or do you drink? We talked about this many times. Yeah, man, I don't. I don't drink so hard liquor. I used to drink, you know, whenever I drank out to drink hard liquor. I cut back on that like almost entirely soju use soju, which is 20 percent wine or beer. OK. Yeah. But if so, if you excuse us, are we? I had this concert. No, no, no. How many concerts do you every night? You're asking me, Do I plan on? Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Yes, yes. Yeah. But also it's that what was who is hosting an attack and you're in L.A. it's rare. We get big additions. Get a drink. You don't L.A. In fact, this is hackers. You got to drink. Since about two thirds makes you want to drink right now. Gyms like Chin's all. There's a baseball game last night and you're not even in baseball. I know, but my buddies were watching. It's a long, special game, but I'm going to have a match. Do you do you think you're an actual addict? Or do you think you just have a problem drinking? I mean, if I drink almost every single day, I'm definitely like an alcoholic. It's not like, but now, like if I go home after work, you know, drink a couple of beers and then eat dinner and go to sleep. Sure. It's just, you know, I like drinking. Yeah, but if I if you saw me like, you know, they're like, you know, messed up, then that to me is an alcohol. You're a functioning alcoholic. Do you get a sense? Do you get a sense of flow? I don't focus. That's why should I do a magic mind? See, I like being super sober and clear headed, which is why I drink Magic Mind and it takes put down, down, down. We pick up the green. That's all. Put the brown down. Pick up the green. Mm hmm. That's a mental performance art. I apologize, guys. If my mental clarity is off the charts after this, I apologize if I if I seem super calm. Chin buddy for you. What's the longest I've gone without drinking lately lately? Yeah, two weeks. Because I had a I remember I told you had a blood test, right? Yeah. And they said that my liver was damaged to a cellular level. OK, all right. OK. So I was like, OK, you scared me. So I just stopped. I first started, stopped drinking hard liquor and just a beer. Then I stopped, and then I did a test two weeks later and my family was back to normal. Yeah, which is crazy. Your enzyme liver enzymes, probably like from the cellular level, everything the blood. I just wish you would give it a legit try. Brian, I'm with you. That's my friend, my friend, Dr. J. By the way, yeah, I got a shout out to J. J Shop as soon as you watch that podcast. Jay's like, Do these nerds telling you to quit drinking? And I'm like, I was like, No, he doesn't mean Jay barely drink. No. But Jay-Z, even I was. He goes, I told him I was like, Yeah, you know, there's just, you know, looking out. And plus it's just, you know, I think just for my health, I should stop for a while. And he goes, You're not that young. Then he goes, Yeah, yeah. So I like to still drink live now and then I like to still drink every now and then. But yeah, I get it. Well, Jay barely drinks, but also Jay Jay's going through his own stuff over the mind sharing. Jay had to get checked for diabetes and Jay's healthiest. f**k, yeah, but he's a candy. He's a candy. No, not not really. Like, like Jade's pretty healthy and his whole thing was like I was making fun of like, What are you doing? He's like, Man, I keep, you know, he just stays lean. He's like Boston. He's like, I just stay lean. He's I'm trying to put on some weight. So he's like, You can f**kin pizza and Cinnabon. And like, now I'm going to talk about my dude. This can't be good. He's like, Nah, I'm 210, I'm 210. Look at me. Show me pictures, abs and stuff. And good bye. Yeah. And I was like, Yeah, but your insides? What were those going on? Sure enough. Sure enough, they're like, Yeah, like his. He's got his bloodwork done is horrendous. Yeah. So he asked. He's like Ryan. The Verge were full blown diabetes type two diabetes. Yeah, because my dad had it. My grandpa. So there's a 50 percent chance when you have it. My, my buddy, you know, foreigners are in great shape, great shape. And we were drinking wine. He likes his wine. I like my wine. And they came to pour me more and I went like this. I cover my go now. I'm good. And he can see that to eat this. Did you see that? I've never done that in my life? Not one time in my life, my friend. All the wine gets drunk. I was right. All the wine gets drunk, right? So I go, Yeah. So he goes to the doctor. He's got abs. He couldn't be in better shape. The doctor goes, You look great. You look great. You know, it's called Doctor Angus liver enzymes a little higher. And he goes, Oh, are they? And he goes, Yeah, because how many drinks do you have? Would you say a week? And he goes, I mean, probably seven eight. Why? And the doctor looks at us seven or eight? Yeah. And he goes, he is so that the real number, because they know each other pretty well. But then my friend goes. You want to do this? You really want to do this. He goes, Yeah, he goes. Well, it's probably more like 40 or 50. Yes. And so we know what we have to do is that I talked to Frank de Frank Grillo the other day, he said. That's not Frank, and I know, Frank said, drinking more. No, Frank's been Frank's been sober. Frank hasn't drunk. No way to know he had wine with us on the campaign. He brought wine and had wine. Right. But it's been a long time that was a while ago. But he told me, as I do, I'm with you. I don't drink him or I'll make Foxx, really? That's the vibe. Take a little break. You know, so she sews my T-shirt. They are. Yeah. What's up more comfy? You want something more confusing than if it's real? Well, the car hugs the chest and arms, but stays loose in the front. So your little PUFA, they don't make it, so they don't make anything like that. Oh, I guess you haven't been a true classic war time in three packs. Six pack, nine pack. I'm never not into classic. How about that? Everything going to a wedding is going to be wearing their white button up shirt and their khakis. 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Yeah, that's you know, we also know and I think if you were like twenty five ten, I wouldn't give a f**k. But my man, we're not that young, so it's time to get our s**t together. But I have to argue about this, but it's not like on party. It's just I like to have a drink into an enjoyable time. You having to feel less stress? No, no, no. But you, you're your thing is that you? You can, like many people, because of your disposition, your chemistry. You can stay nice and copacetic all day. Yeah, and you have the ability to process alcohol so you don't feel sick. You feel what's it called. You feel great, though. But when you feel guilty, feeling so much better. But then also it's like same thing with and that bulls**t food. And finally catch up like that. It's the insides we can't see is the issue. But then that's why did the blood test? So I think there's there's like a happy middle ground, but I do want to stop for a while. That's in my mind right now. You don't drink at all. Might as well try it. I mean, not really. Like every once in a while, but like, I don't have that urge when I come home. If I've had a long day, I'm like, I might like drink a full body, Dr. Pepper or Mountain Dew, you know, other than my zero products. But I never have like the urge. I don't like the taste. Yeah, know. I mean, that doesn't taste. Never about the taste. It's about the feeling. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. All right. Did your family drink at all those tonight? You know, again, like sparingly. Like nothing crazy like parties and stuff when they'd have get togethers. But like now, I never really saw my dad like with a beer in his hand. That's a damn good question. You know, I'm looking. None of my parents or my family was drink only me and my brother. Really, that's kind of crazy. And does your brother drink like you do? No, no, no. He's that's we have a problem for the. No, no. He's an average. He's a white guy. He's gonna drink every once in a while. But no, no. But he does, you know, once in a while, he'll drink. But my parents don't drink at all. Yeah, I got all the alcohol out of the house. Even I don't want the ambiance there. I don't want the kids to see it. For me, wine is I just it's just with food, right? It's a social and with food. Yeah, it's great. I love it. Just a couple of glasses. Mm-Hmm. That's a big also. The kids also aren't interested in wine. This thing, their dad's gay. They see a bunch of wine bottles, you know, it's like, Well, it's like our dad thinks. But also Daddy Daddy over here is very sensitive. Like, I don't have a strong constitution like I just died. The truth is, if I drink too much, I get it f**ks me up. It's I've always also I've known you forever. I have. I've never seen, you know, ever. It's just not your thing. Nobody has. It's not your thing. Yeah. So you don't do drugs. That's not an issue for you. Yeah. Even when I was I remember when I was young, I. Why are you laughing? Remember me, bro at Sundance and this guy was on cocaine. Every guy around the dance floor and thought, Hey, what's up in? I'm, you know, I'm a famous actor to have super films and I'm, you know, I'm not privy to cocaine. I don't know cocaine and heroin, cocaine. I was like, Holy, the energy on that guy and brains are going to talk to Brooklyn. He said it was late because I could see the blow in his super famous actor, and he smelled bad. And I was I smell like like soup. I like looked up to it. Do you look up to him big, kind of handsome guy to like, say, compromise? That guy's energy is off the charts because I always want to energy. I'm like, Oh, wow, oh my God, it's like, he's like, Bro, you got gray hair. Come on, calm down. I know. Dancing like that and then smelling just like a heavy smell like I was, and I didn't know I was like, Man, what's it what he just working on? Lighters are. You are new to Hollywood. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, Hey, come over here. Let me explain something to you that is done that there's nothing positive going on here now. No devil's dandruff. Yeah, I have a hard time noticing when people are on drugs and like, I'll be like, God, why are you being such a b***h? And my friends are like, So nice. She's coming down off drugs, and I'm like, I don't know why. Why do you have to be mean while you're doing? Yeah, you wouldn't know. Cocaine is one of those things that people will do all of it when it's so if there's a group people in there doing blow, they'll do it all. It's just you don't you don't stop because the guy goes out. You go to saving it. I'm I. I have been. I've done cocaine very, very few times. But I was in New York when I was a young man and everybody's doing blow know for it and I got the nose for it. So I go, Let me try it. They couldn't believe that I stopped. They couldn't believe that I did a line and I was like, All right, that's enough for me. You know, that was it. They were like, How the f**k are you? But I don't have an addictive personality. So I was like, I don't like to see I do have an addictive person. But even like Jeff Dye Bunch, other people are like, How do you stop? And I just stop. You stop. Just I was like, Well, I woke up. I was like, I'm done. Yeah. Never touch it. I was like, Well, you're disciplined. Super discipline with that stuff. Yeah, you disciplined your arm out. Yeah. And I just never f**k with it. Yeah. I think, Brian, I think honestly, because, you know, I think we're kind of similar, especially with like when we did prescription opioids, but, you know, for pain and he got addictive. That feeling was so powerful. It is nice and I've done cocaine like Brian has. Do you like blow? So here's the thing. We're talking about addiction. I don't want to keep doing it. I do it like if I did have very few times. But dude, if you're there and you try it. The euphoria is so huge and it feels so good, but at last, so little. So you just keep going and going. You have to chasing that dragon. Yeah, but do you know I said, you should never, ever even touch it because I think you might have a period of a few weeks where you're like, But you know what? You did Adderall. And I got I got news for you is a guy who's done Adderall thinking it was going to help me right on the plane and I did 10mg. It's exactly the same f**king thing, but that's all that was very similar. Adderall is basically the cousin or CLO stepbrother to speed to meth. Yeah, but it's the same thing. It's like it's the same thing in the brain. That euphoric feeling that Adderall makes you like aggressive cocaine doesn't. Does it like Adderall may be super aggressive. You go back and watch the shows like I'm pretty aggressive. Well, you were doing 100 mg so much. So insane. Yeah, I don't. Yeah, it's I can't believe your heart's OK. That's insane. Your house, big boy and drinking and you were driving. Oh yeah, heavily. Wow. And then stand out to two through the movie. I didn't know what was going on, but I would. You come back and your face was so swollen? Yeah, fat face. And I was like, He's got his face. Like, really like, sometimes it would be so swollen to do an Adderall. Then you're up all night. You know, I'm at the comedy club. It's just a bad situation. Speaking of Jeff Dye, he posted yesterday, he's 11 months sober now. Love, love it. I love doing the best. Yeah. Chad Jeff is going to be huge. He's already pretty big now again. Yeah, it's going. He should be bigger, though. Yeah. Of course he should be s**t come and a comic's comic to just be legit. And I'll call dude like God, man. He's one of the few guys left and one of the sweetest people that I've ever been in. That guy last guy. To get a tattoo that says, I love Jeff. Hell yeah, handsome guy. Oh, like you and he walk into a room. No, I'm the fat ugly. I mean, you're a good looking guy, but I bet compared to him, you have to sport your tank top because I think he might be better looking. Yeah, right. I have more muscle. Yeah, but but he's like that six five slender, handsome guy. Yeah, he's he's marriage material now. Is that sober for no reason? f**k boy. No. Now he's management. Yeah, but yeah, no. I mean him. Walk in the bar. I'm not going a ton of look. Think about when I get my hair transplant, which is going to happen. I don't know if that's how I'm going to be. Good looking nice to Jeff, but yeah, because I'll take if there's like Jeff Dye. Good luck. Yeah, but think about take it from here. You know, my personality dies like Hollywood. Good luck. I know. But add my personality. What's up, guys? And then I'll get. I'll get like your videos done by my brows. Oh, f**k, dude. And if I could just get my face to not scrunch up that much, if I could just get this a little bit, oh, look, he has filler, but will I just a hint of that? I hint, dude. A hint of this. How do I look? Hollywood's doing some, though, because everyone's doing the face. They're everybody on the face, everybody. It's so many guys are doing botox and filler. Like so many people, I've never done that. I'm not. I'm never going to get your lids done, my lips done and my hair done a long time ago. He said that he had some work done. I have a question about that. Yeah, so which one filler for guys? Yeah. I've recently heard that a lot of people are like wondering if Matt Rife got filler because his George Cheeks Matt Rife has always been so good looking. Right. But that's always been his problem. Like, that's his problem is he's so strong because he works out. Matt Rife. Let me see a pre and post. I have, and I know, and that's always been really good looking. He's always looked like that. I've see I've known Matt since he was 17. The kids always look like that. Guess what those are? Those are dumb pictures. So this makes him as like a kid on the left. And now he's like a grown man on the right. Yeah. So they're still growing. You're still growing. Then also like he has a baby fat, so. And I'm sure he has a clean diet, but that doesn't look suspect to me. His just massive. They're because he's always had that jaw. Matt Matt is naturally his number one problem. The reason he has so much hate. He's so attractive, so attractive. It's like, Dude, this is Kate Beckinsale. Yeah, when he was like, eight, yeah, that's how I met him. No. And you know, I was in the comedy store parking lot, and I see Kate Beckinsale, who is a legit angel. Actually, I see her. I'm like, Oh my God, she's in Van Helsing. Yeah, right? And she's walking down and the Who the f**k is she with? Sure enough, there's a little man. Let me tell you something, Matt. They broke up. I said, What's what's she like crazy? What you know? He Matt, as a young man, said, I'll never talk about that. I'll never say anything bad or I don't. I don't volunteer any information. He's one of the good guys. He literally Matt was like, like, this is he and I just talk and I was all he knew. He could trust me and he wouldn't even talk about. He wouldn't even say anything. He was protecting her privacy. And he had respect for, Yeah, great guy. Great guy. His problem is he's funny and then you can be funny and that handsome. It just he also works. People's minds go crazy. People's minds go crazy. Like, No. Comedians must be super ugly, right? And he's like, f**king yeah. So it's so are two men like. My match also has a lot of respect for comedy, like he understands how hard it is, and he's he's very aware of where he is in the pantheon of comedy. He works really hard to be good at stand and people just they have to hate him for they have to find something to hate him for. And he's on the road literally like Taylor Swift. Yeah, they signed the deal with Live Nation, and it is a grind. Yeah, he's basically like Drake. They have to tour now. If we could get a guy in here, Brian, would you want to do Botox and filler on the show? No. Why? I just I don't want to do that. I don't think it would make good for it either. But yeah, it hurt. It'd be good for him. I mean, where would I do it if you're the one who said you thought about it? No. I never thought about it. They told me that I'd be surprised how many people have done filler because you see people and you're like, You look so f**king good. And then like, my my wife was like, Yeah, because that's filler, Brian. I'm like, It is. But if they look good, what? Like, I don't. I don't. I don't shame anybody. Like, if it makes you look better, like if it gets the nuts off your eyes, do it. I just don't want to be. I don't want to be dependent on that. And I just it just. But if it makes you look like way younger, my biggest transplant is going to look OK, and that's just a start. And then I'll get tattooed tattooed on my head. You're here. Jobs, I spent a nice paint on an old car. There you go, but I got to work on. Yeah, it's a start. Yeah, it's a start. Yeah, I'd be very surprised. I think you're going to be like, Brian. You know what? I don't think you're into it. I'm 100 percent going under the knife under there. No, I'm definitely going to get a hair transplant and that from that guy in Brentwood or whatever. Uh-Huh. And be ready, dude, because the days this whole area is about to get thinned out and we're going to get 2000, you know, you're you're like an old school fastback Mustang that we found in a barn and then we paint really nice. Yeah, there's still rust underneath that. You're right. How many? How many here? How many hairs do you think you have in your head? The average hair, like you guys. What do you think you have? How many actual hair follicles? It's pretty dense. My hair fibers. No hair fibers. Yeah. Volatile. No, no, I put the hair fiber to make my hair look thicker. Oh yeah, so it's not like I know. Do you know the answer, bro? I do. So I was very surprised by I'm sending you a Google, are you? I'm sending you a video. OK, so you have about about 30000 hair fall. That's it. Yeah. Is that crazy? 13 million two. Now you may have a little more. Do you have now now? I have 10 million. I said to my, I said, my doctor, What? You have thirty thousand, I don't and I have 30 million. No, no, no. Yeah, you probably have. Probably you might have up to thirty five thousand. I don't. If you have thirty thousand. No, I don't. I have. I'm saying 19. Harris, typically about 30000. Now I'm going to get 20 graphs, too. If that's not enough more, I need no more than thirty thousand. Oh, how many? How much is it on your total body? You're saying just your how I know your head alone is one million. One million. Yeah, and on your total body, it's five million. The Dr. Thomas thirty thousand thirty pounds. So often I'm funny. I knew that and I'm about a doctor is a term different than not follicle. It's something else. Oh, maybe it's follicles. Perhaps are different. You said grass raft. Oh, wait a minute. Now it's saying approximately 100000. OK on your heads? Yeah, 130000 solo. The less I thought. I know. So it's thirty one hundred thousand. You have ten. We got up those numbers. Now you have 10. So watch this video he showed me what? What? Like a thousand. You just said is my I said my texts. Yeah, I didn't get it. You didn't. And I was like, I looked at what a thousand follicles look like when they're cut short. It's so little you can't believe it. It's I'm saying we need to do like one hundred thousand four hundred eighty nine. If we can do it, do it. Yeah, but it does. It cost per 1000 follicles? Yeah. And here's the thing you're going to have to come in and I'm using some of your hair and I know, I know. Oh, because they need to donate would be great if I could just borrow a thousand from these locks because they wouldn't. You wouldn't even notice just to bring such their hair. Would you do it too? Yes. Did you? So watch this plant. Yes or no? No. You didn't make the the first show for a golden hour. We were actually talking about this exact stuff, the exact same stuff with a hair transplant. And I'm like, Yeah, totally do it. Look, look it out looking at small three someplace out there that's going to hook both you up. So you see how it looks like you start to take a look at how little that is versus 100 hairs turn up, though that's one hundred. That's a hundred, Gross said. How long? This is a thousand OK thousand that took it out, and it doesn't matter that it's time to think about it. OK. And then I have to say my hair cleansed. So. So you got. So this is what I would do. Everything will be OK. That's how it is at 20. So it's not a lot. So you need two million, right? Right. It's not like I need more. I need more than that, right? You know what I'm saying? It's not a lot. That's a flavor. Save on your chin. That's a flavor that you need. So much more than that. I feel like I did cost per 1000 expensive. It's expensive. Let's take a little break, Brian Tone, about your wiener, my wiener is my wiener. When one is ready, can cut a diamond. Now here's the thing. Yes, sometimes your dick game isn't on point. You need a pre-workout. You need some help. It's a lot of guys are going to the gas station, take taking prescriptions and logos. Nasty side effects, but you can do science backed natural things like, for example, joy mode that's got arginine nitrate, L-citrulline, pax ginseng, vitamin C Y. Here's what it is it perfor it promotes nitric oxide production, which is another way of saying it promotes blood flow to the penis. 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Visit BetterHelp h Yelp.com/ new direction today to get 10 percent off your first month. Yeah, but I think there's a limit to what you can do to your head, right? You're you're taking graphs and you're you're poking your head over the maximum as if you're in 2000. Thousand poles in your head is a lot. That's not enough. 20 not enough. We got more. I think it's going to look. I think I'm going to look. When are you going to do it? Probably sometime in the new year. Oh, wow, that's a long time. No, it's only it's still September, dude. Why are you waiting? Well, just where I don't think I'll be on the road and not just I know exactly Calgary, dude. Then I've never even seen Brian in a hat. You don't warehouse where paperwork shall wear dunce hat. Yeah. Or wear a wig till they come in, so we just don't know. Yeah. Guy doesn't have a wig on. And when it grows that you make me mad a little bit. Don't say wig. Don't say that. You so don't say that's. Yeah. 'Cause my mother says, I don't treat your mom. Get a wig. Wear a wig. I'm with your mom. Listen, I'm going to freak out over Mendez. Bro wore a wig. Yeah, that helps you. Yeah, that does help me. Oh, they did. OK? Oh, they did it. How about back in LAX, who went to high school with him? I know we had a group chat. Looks like I went to high school with those idiots, too. And I said, I said Idiots. You mean went to high school with those victims legs? He didn't respond. No, he said. f**k those two right now. Well, because he he brought in have all the info. Yeah, we should have asked later. They were in high school, though. Yeah, we should. They were super rich. What a small world. Yeah, let's went to Beverly Hills high. I didn't know that. Yeah. His dad was Ed McMahon. All right, Johnny Carson helping me, dad. Yes, this is dad, Lexi's dad is Ed McMahon. Yeah. Oh no way. You just put that together. Yeah, yeah. Makes sense. The popular last name McMahon is Vince McMahon. How would she knows Ed McMahon son unless she was told there are a lot of McMahon's thank you, right? Name another McMahon. Vince McMahon, Vince, Vince and Lex. are the same man is one of the most popular I know. Yeah, it's really. Yeah, I only know one McMahon. Very popular. I've known many McMahon. Has anyone watched? Have you watched the Vince McMahon doc? Not yet. I've seen it. I might do that. I'm a fan of his. Yeah, I like Vince McMahon. I mean, I don't want to hang out with them late at night at a party, but it's just freakin holy s**t on. But. He put out a statement, though, saying, you know, there's two sides to every story. Please remember that while watching this documentary, I don't think I was portrayed exactly how I want it to be. Oh, so he didn't have all full creative control now. Oh, then I'll watch it because I thought I had full creative control, which basically like a jack off session for an hour. But I'll watch it if you don't have full creative. All right, what he got you. I'll start off with a couple first and then we'll go to some houses. I'm the first one is this I wanted to get your guys opinion on. It just kind of went viral. So there's a plane that was it's going to be delayed for a while, so they're like the captain says, you guys can leave the plane for an hour or so. It gets, you know, come back in. So as people are leaving, someone noticed that this woman stole a charger like iPhone charger from the seat. You know, they're plugged into this in her seat. No. As she's walking by Sheila, it took someone else's phone charger that's frowned upon. The people told the guy that was sitting there, like, we saw this girl doing that, what some people are running. And then so then they noticed who she was, and then he started filming her when she came back. So I'll play the video for you. And this is them coming backward. Yep. Yeah, that's a nice plane. I want to replace. If you think my charger. Why would you take my charger? Because we got off the flight. Yeah, but my charger does my charger. Why would you take it? But why won't you take it, though? We're not producing it. Nobody was on the. Yeah, but that's my charger. OK, can I have it back here if we don't steal things? You can't see anything. But I ask you, why don't you just take this? Like, We're not coming back? Don't you take people's luggage? Then you know, you can't take things without asking. It doesn't make any sense. OK. Yeah, you're going to be famous. You're going to be a teacher. He's he's kind of a dick. Yeah, he's a bit of a dad. You're a day hold on. It's also a charger. I mean, she shouldn't take it. Like, That's definitely weird. Yeah. But but coming back, I might have thought that nobody was like, somebody left it there and it was there going off. They know they're going on plane, coming back, coming back on like she definitely f**ked up taking the charger. But the end of the day he's like, You take my charger. She's like, Yeah, I need to chargers. They're my bad. Oh, great, can I have it back? Yeah, that's it, man. Yeah, yeah, that's that's him going. You took my f**king charger. She's like, Whoa, I have a charger. She was like, she was like, Whoa, yeah, I have it. Let me unpack my stuff. I'll give it to you. But that some. So this is why this is kind of controversial topic, because people on both sides bedtime. So some people are saying like the way she handled it, like if he didn't even tell her, she would just probably kept the charger like she stole it from her. And you can't assume that. But she she didn't walk by and go like so they got off the plane and then they were coming back on the plane. So the plane ready, the plane was delayed. So the captain say, just just get, you know, grab a meal and be like, I'll be right back. She was like, Oh, is their luggage? Everything is there. All their property is still on both. But I think you know what is it's like it's like that type of kill situation. They're both in the wrong. Yeah, it's like Tyreek Hill, dude, be cool right down the f**king window, cop. Be f**king cool here. What do you do when they don't take somebody's charger? Then it's like, Dude, it's just a charger. She's right there. Yeah, it's not the end of the world. I still side with the guy. But so anyway, yeah, she f**ked up. Yeah, that has a total 13 million views in like a day or something like that. This are huge. This is yeah, it's f**ked up. Yeah, don't you wrong, she definitely is in the wrong for stealing somebody's charger if they're going back on the plane now, if they weren't, if they were leaving the plane. I don't know. Even then, she could grab like some someone left a charger. Yeah, but if they come back over it. So what? She said she made a video, of course, to respond to this because it was so huge. Oh, let me see it. She's that was a long video, though. I got time. I think it's gross, I hate this, I hate fresh. I think both of it's I think I think it's gross. She thought she got away first for stealing a charger. I think it's gross. He makes a tick tock on it. I think it's such a crime that she's really hot and have to go through this. She's so high that it's such a crime. She has to go through this. This all because of this over a year ago. Oh wow. In many different ways, it's horrifying that this has to do with the person getting the majority of the country's death threats over charges just down underground. And I was on the grass where, she says, because if you didn't know, you would be getting back on the same page with these technical issues? No, no. Why do you not believe her? Their luggage is still on the plane. You believe her. It is positive. Real quick to the luggage. The luggage isn't on the plane. That's why she's going to notice everyone get on. The plane has their luggage. She's bulls**tting. You could take your luggage if you want, but they said, Just leave it now. So it's no. No, they don't. Hold on. No, I haven't had to take. They have a backpack. If I'm on a plane, I could leave it there or take it with you. I'm taking it with me. I'm telling you right now I travel a f**k load. You take. They tell you to take off. Yeah. Just in case you're not leaving your position in case the problem's too big. By the way, if the charges on the ground like that, it's too late. It's not. It's not canceled. It's delayed. But if the strike is on the ground all year because the charge on the ground is on the ground, that's why I always take my s**t if that's what they always tell me to as well. I usually don't have an option. But did they give them an option? If she doesn't, yes. She doesn't deserve no. Technical issues could be a new plane. I'm telling you right now, if they tell you you're off the plane, you don't know what you're talking about. If they tell you to get off the plane, you take all your s**t and this f**king guy left on the f**king go back to her transfer grant. That's fair. Go back to her. Let me see this poor woman. Yeah, I think it's bulls**t. I need you to be here, you know? So even if you're an actual stewardess, she wouldn't be able to answer your questions on your mind. And they could have asked. Well, that's not true, because he had to go, Did you take my charger? She's lying. Did I say the same thing on my mind? I just charge. I was hearing about the same time I had just, who cares a s**t about the cat 20 pound cat. And when it comes to settling down, she told people she took it to try to give it to the stewardess. What about that? She's lying about my life. How do we know she's lying? Not. And what I mean is not how long. You can't tell she's lying. Now, you know, you can't change. In my opinion, she's lying. You don't change your opinion hates women. So she got you. So she deserves to get justice. You know, be a good head. Get the f**k out of here. You're women. No, she does not problem with our f**king culture. And people who are writing in about this are such that guy is a b***h and everybody who saw their guys drop it. Well, it's not like you stole an iPad. We're talking about it. It's a f**king girl on the ground. She tried to give it to the stewardess. She told the people in front of her, Get the f**k out of here. Shut up. Is this the guy? That's the guy? Oh yeah, you're siding with this. That's correct. Let's just play this. You hear her side first. This woman takes my Apple charger and thought no one would notice part two. Everybody knows she's dumb, but. Hold on. Let's just here's this whole side of you guys. This is for number two of the woman takes me to Apple Charger, but just listening to the sounds of this possible? Oh dear, it's five minutes. Do you want me to stay here too long? Sorry, too long. All right. Five minutes with non-work. I believe her. Not you, bro. You still talking about that charger? Verizon Yeah. I like give as an option to keep the cookies from the man over the next. I guess we've got about an hour to go in the car and it took three hours. OK, so everyone's trying to get off. Floyd and I live in New York. He's the worst. This guy's the worst. You are like my and everyone kind of gets, you know, like kind of goes order. We don't give a f**k about you people working for us. OK, OK. Keep that in mind because it's like, This is this important? You can write a book about this guy's writing a book. I want to keep this short five minutes. And then within, like, I don't know, I think it was a few minutes or so someone came up to us and in the terminal said, Hey, listen, we just want to let you know I'm sitting across from you to act and tattletale. There's a flashlight, actually. You see unemployment. Fear of torture. A little bit of. In her bag, you can get in line. She oh oh no, pop, oh no. Oh no. I want my make to watch them. Keep going. Keep going, keep going. No, no. So I got questions for you after this. If you still get a little excited, oh, then down I get. Oh right. So not only was the only way she's going to get it back, and I said to myself, OK? She had a couple of different options there. It's like she hit a dead body to when I played tennis the way that she tried, OK? She says, you're freaking apologetic after you confronted her big infrastructure. Her energy was all too her. It wasn't for that. OK? I would probably never posted this video bulls**t. Oh, really? But you had to call her out in making the world a better place. Sorry for everybody thinks that I'm a really bad guy. No, me bad guys react and I just think you're pussy. Also, the person I came up to and told you is also a giant pussy. And you see that can disastrous. They gave me the option of having them call you, Oh, I stop pretend that it's a f**king charger. You believe her, and I love you believe this over her. First of all, if I see him with a charger, I'm going to steal it. Listen, I think regardless, this is stupid, but this is causing like, you know, everyone that going back and forth so that you're all for chargers. Dumb, obviously, right? But then what is she? What if she noticed something else like, you know, you're an Apple phone? She did. She didn't. But that's why we're talking about, is it OK to take people's property? No, no. But that's so she f**ked up. She's nice and why this whole thing has happened. They're both wrong. But I'll tell you, I'll tell you right now, if someone came up to me when we have to play like they just let you know that charger that you left, I guess you left on the ground that that woman picked it up. I call, I went up. She didn't even let I go, Did you get my charger? Yeah, the person told her she unplugged it from his seat, whatever, and took it. She she sings on the ground. She's like, You guys believe her. I believe him. Let me ask you this, Jen, why is he all correct? And she's all wrong? Do you not think that's a problem if you want to watch that video back one more time? Look at him, chin. Yeah, he posted a stupid video, but someone took it. So you believe it or no? Hold on. He's not really. Hold on. Hold on. Excuse me. Big difference. Excuse me. Yeah. You didn't find out until he took away. You know nothing about. She stuck. Maybe she took a charger. You can look at it anywhere you want. He got off the plane and left his charger there. She takes the charger. OK. She rolls it up in front of everybody. By the way, there are people. She she she cut him in that surreptitious about it. She literally rolled it up. Whether she'd asked, she told. She thought she says that if she said to the flight attendant, Here's that we don't take possessions. I can believe that that's exactly what flight attendants would say. Hey, this is there's research that and either way, what if she either way that way trying to chin chin? China Kitchen listening? Listen me for a second. This f**king guy not only does he do a video he posted to Shanghai to try to ruin her f**king reputation over a charger. And you think that's OK? I don't got and it got f**king million. What I'm saying, maybe, is why that's so f**ked. Why do I get 30 million people? Why do you think it has 13 million souls? Because people are. No, because it's an intriguing title, dude. It's because people online loved it. No, I love the structure because they're f**king lose it. I think I think I think it's intriguing topic. That's why they're starting. No, now 14 17, and we're actually spending time. I think it's an intriguing topic. I also think everyone's different, right? Like some people like this is ridiculous. She's a thief. I assume the best and people to go. She price all charger, probably run low and battery picked it up. And then she's like, So let's say she's telling the truth in which you and I don't know, but we don't know. Going to what on my instincts are OK, which doesn't matter, you know, and the facts don't matter. So from her mouth, she goes, I tried giving it to them. They won't take it. OK, cool. She kind of check that box for me, for him to film. And she's like, Whoa, chill, dude. Yeah, OK, OK, let me unpack. Can we give you the f**king charger he wanted to hold on? This is we're coming to first. Watch this one more time, please. This is her walking in the plane. Go ahead. Let me see it because she took my charger. Well, why would you take my charger? Because we got off of it. Yeah, but my charge, because we got off the flight, I mean, she's not picking up from the f**king bottom. Come on, dude, guys. Hold on. Hold on. First off, the dude doesn't need to be that big of a dick to her. He's no s**t. They're both on, but she's the one that causes she cause this happens. I ask you a question. When you go to the supermarket, I'm sure you've been cut in front of right? OK. OK, well, I could either go, hey and lose my s**t on the guy. OK? Scream and shout, Arguably, OK, hey, do you cut in front of me? There's two ways to handle this. The guy loses it, and then he's even his wife is like, Stop it. But also the. Reason why they're like, why, why is she acting like that? You have a camera in her face to God? Did you steal my charger? Put it on. I'm opposed to the same saying if I didn't recognize this plane, I'm embarrassed. That girl like you like, say, here's what we agree on that. So Chin, when I was, I was skiing in Phuket. I was skiing, right? And I got not this. This female border. What's it called? Snowboard. She just came by and she clipped me and knocked me. I went flying. I got f**ked up. She, she was just going too fast. I was not a good skier. She looks back and she's going down and she just, you know, what are you going to do? I can't help you. I see her down at the in the in the where we're waiting for the chairlift. OK? You know what? I did what? Not a thing. Bryant. Not a f**k. Did she do it on purpose or was it an accident? Is it an example of a battle that was about it? No, it's not, though, because she stopped. You steal your ski and then be like, My bad man. How about you guys are eating dinner with the families, right? Yeah, a tiger or one of your kids has their phone charger on the table, and I just grab it. It's not the same thing. It's that's exactly what it would be. Now, if the tiger is charging, is I plugged and we got up and left and then someone grabbed it and then someone ran out and was like, Hey, that person, you left your charger, they took it. I bike. And my issue here is very simple. What? It's not confronting her. It's not getting your charger back. It's that he f**king filmed it. He wants not OK. He wants to be famous. You're a huge dick move. I don't like that s**t, either. So that's what I'm saying. But this is you have a problem with somebody. If I have any time I've ever had a problem with somebody don't fell. I sure as f**k. Don't film it and put it on with you. You know, with you on there. And I think nothing for you're too mad about this, right? I am not a f**king boy who gives us live in a part of the problem, but we never know how upset you are over this because I live in a culture where people duck in there, but people go like this. They go, we live in a culture and they go, I'm going to f**king bring this to the public forum instead of just looking at the world. But then also, here's here's the whole thing. She she's a grown woman. Yep, she knows damn well. She shouldn't take s**t. He's way more grown men don't know. Damn well, not the film. Yeah, here's the thing really easy. They're both idiots. No s**t. But guess what started the entire thing? Her a charger. That's my point. But Brian Chin? But what about this? She took. It's like, Let's say she's not a liar. We don't know. Let's say she didn't know for a fact, of course. No, we have no clue. So let's say we take her word and the charger was on the ground and she picked it up, went to give to the stewardess was like, We can't take this s**t. All right. Puts on a backpack. Then she's come on plane. Would you take my charger? She's like, Yeah, I think so. I found a charger. I think so. Yes, she does. She goes, I think so. You want to play a play if you want to bet. Yeah, she was, I think, 200 bucks hundred bucks. What do you mean by charging? What? I think? Yeah, I have it. I think that's astute. But yeah, I have it. And then she goes, I think, yeah, meaning you meaning you ain't even she doesn't know if she she wasn't watching it. I'm like, Oh, I hope we forget this charge. You know she's OK. We're going to get it. So I'll give you. I think it's crunchy. I'm going to you. You a of I'm going to give you. You took the charger. OK. We know that's wrong. All right. Well, everybody's told to exit the plant, but we know taking charge is wrong. Yeah. So that's not standard behavior. She unplugged it. Mm hmm. OK. It was in there now. Now, typically, what you would do if we're going back on the plane is you'd have the charger in your hand. You'd go by and say, Hey, I got your charger. I took it out if you knew who it was, but you knew the seat you prior a sense of where the seat was. OK, good. That's what I would have done. She didn't do that. It seems that was she. So so in that sense, it's shady. No problem. Joe. So I have no problem with this guy saying, Hey, you took my charger and we came back on. Can I get it? Yeah, your problems are filming. Yeah, I agree with you. Posting it? Yeah. And being that vindictive, that guy's going for Kamala Harris going to. I mean, either way. So at the bottom, at the end of the day, she's the one that caused this incident to happen. Don't f**king steal people's property, that's it. Just like we get pulled over. Here's my issue. I agree with Neil. I agree with you on this. But however, that's the biggest lessons. Just leave s**t alone right now. You should leave it alone. Even if you need a charger, you're going to have to play in your. There's a million chargers, and now they're both looking like dumb asses. Yes, they're both idiots. But if I want to know the situation when they were told to exit the plane and take all their belongings right because they have technical difficulties, are they going to another plane? That's what I'd like to know. And there's a charge. Why would you leading a charge that they're going to take the property out, Brian? That's the question. They sleep. People s**t alone. Whether you need to charge, it didn't need a charger for your hinges on. Did she ask this? Did she tell the people in front of her and behind her? And did she offer to give it to the flight attendant? Is that true or not? So you believe that she actually found her on the ground and tried to give it to the flight attendant? So I believe she saw a charger sitting there after they said to take everything off the plane and tried to give it to a flight. They didn't say, take everything off the plane. We can now know that she's saying they did. She's saying they did, though. Of course she's saying they did. What's going on with that guy right there? That's an interesting stealth shot right there. No. Again, it's gone. It doesn't matter. We've talked about this long enough. Yeah, this is stupid, but no, it's not. It's interesting. But I truly did. You brought it up. I truly believe that she took it. She's like, just like, I don't give a f**k and just took the charger because she needed to charge her. And then when he caught her in the act, she's like, Yeah, OK, yeah, I'll give it back to you. I'll get back to fighting this. She makes a year of harassment and death. I agree. Awesome. No break. That's what I'm saying. She's not agreeing with that. I'm with you on this. She should install the charger. Like, what are you? And none of this happens. Yeah, it's like Tyreke human driving. Like you throw it on your window. She did a dumb a*s thing and he did a dumb a*s thing by posting it. Yeah, but it would not happen if she didn't do the dumb a*s thing in the beginning. And then also like and then online, she did offer it to the flight attendant. What do you think about that? I don't believe that, though, but if she did OK, if she literally found, if she didn't, it was on the ground and says, first of all, would you guys pick up a charger on the ground? Yes. Yes, no. Yes. Yes, yes. 100 percent. OK, so I'm not doing that. I don't know why you guys I don't I don't think Brian is. I don't think you'd notice it. You like. Yeah, it's not like I see a charger. We're leaving the plane in the car charger in the ground. I might pick it up. Yeah. You think you might? But yeah, there's I'm not going to run down anybody. Taken off a plane. Have an hour delay. You're going to be like, Oh, let me pick up this stupid charger for no reason. The answer's no. You know what, Brian, you and I can do that. Hey, I'm just glad you and I are. There's workers on the plane, one going on. I'm always forgetting to charge. Oh, I go, Oh, somebody doesn't charge it like my husband going because I mind my own business. Right. I know you have a soft spot in your heart for her not to be this messed up from all the video attention, but she's been right. She's the one. Messed it up. I can't stand this call out culture on video. I think it's gross. But the other thing and I know it's scary for her because she's not in the limelight, the death threat, they're not going to hit anybody that's going to kill you. I can't give you a hard time reading it mentally right now. But when you when you go for a job, the rest of your life, all this s**t, it's f**ked up. If you look at this video, it's a phone charger. It's a dumb phone charger. That's fine. People don't hire you over that stuff because I wouldn't hire because you have my personality. That's a tear gas, a character flaw, character flaw, for sure. You go so, so you hire me to oh, you poor thing, then give you a job. You don't have any skill. Come on board. This is an ad from BetterHelp. As kids, we were always learning and growing. But at some point as adults, we tend to lose that sense of curiosity and excitement. Therapy can help you continue that journey because you are back to school. ERA can come at any age and better help makes it easy to get started with affordable online therapy. You can do from anywhere. Rediscover possibility with better help. Visit better help. Yelp.com/ new direction today to get 10 percent off your first month. This one. Yeah, I'm glad you brought that up. It's an interesting one. It's a good debate. We'll see why this sucks, guys. The rest five just recently spoke and came out and said he had Parkinson's. Yeah, that makes sense. Twenty years in the NFL, 20 years took some hits too. He played during the hard years. Did he ever? Is it? Can you see it on his body when he's talking? He talks here, but I don't notice it. I faced over the last three years because certain government officials in Mississippi failed to protect federal funds for fraud and abuse and ignore unjust, justifiably trying to blame me. Those challenges hurt my good name, and worse than anything, I faced a football more. I love him and the shake. That's what I heard. Like, he seemed pretty fine. He took a higher rate because he took funding from all that stuff. Yeah, there was some kinship for it. He thought he was. I know he was like developing like a drug to help concussions. Good luck. Yeah. And he lost his sister, Sally. I also lost my investment. The cover that I believe was developing a breakthrough concussion drug I thought would help, as I'm sure you understand. While it's too late for me, I've recently been diagnosed with Parkinson's. This is also a cause dear to my heart. Seeing the doctor only coming pleaded guilty to taking money for his own use. Yeah, he's he's having. Brett Favre was one of my favorite Americans love him and it sucks that he's going through this and, you know, that kind of. He played consecutively. How many? How many games he played in cycles. Something crazy. He was the Ironman. Twenty years. Yeah, and you would see him get these concussions. He play during the I mean, the big boys. Yeah, when that one was football. Yeah, when it's football, like now, you know, now it's a glorified, you know, flag football. But you can see why they kind of changed the rules, too. It's really tough, man, to get when he's so big and tough and so strong. And and just when you see that, I mean that your brain can take just so much, right? I mean, that's why I like to hear from the dolphins. People are like just retired, dude. You're twenty six. You have three NFL concussions. How many do you have any as a ton of money? That's the other thing you say. Retired track. Yeah. Yeah, you a contract. Yeah, I get another. But he's also a young kid. But also, if you ask Brett Barve, this is my whole thing with Manchester United. Tiger played football and basketball. Football is my thing. If you ask Brett Bard, was the juice worth the squeeze? He's going to tell you, yes. Yeah. You said Brett Favre of Brett Favre, OK? Brett Favre, Fabry, you have to squeeze Hall of Famer, you know, or you go get a nine to five, make sure you don't get concussions. It sucks. I hate seeing Brett Favre have to do it's just part of the game, unfortunately, when you're in for a longer controversial one. So the first American woman took part in a suicide pod. The Tesla euthanasia, is it electric, God damn it. Well, forget it, do it, do it with diesel. Jesus Christ, these they roll you out, though, know the force to go out. Wow. Yeah. So apparently a release of the gas that just basically slowly puts you to sleep without choking and you die. Good way to go. Wow. But a lot of people think it's unethical. Is not their decision. Unethical for who the lady literally signed up for it. This is what she wants. Why again, why do you give a f**k? Well, I guess they're like arresting a bunch of the people that were involved. This is so stupid. It's so stupid. If that lady is 64, this, she wants to go out of her own terms. It has nothing to do with you. Yeah. Why do you give a f**k? Why are you fighting this? Who gives a f**k? All right. You want to cause it so she can go peacefully. You'd rather jump off the Golden Gate Bridge. Does that make you feel better? Who you should try to make the world a better place? The f**k out of here. I guess, right, the last thing it asks you is if you want to die, press this button. I don't like that. But it has to be pretty clear, I guess, if you're in there, you know? Yeah, but what a cool way to go. Say your goodbyes, but right? Tomorrow at noon, I'm out. Yeah, before whatever disease you have catches up with you and you stretch in your pants for getting your family. I'd rather go out on my own terms. Me too. Everyone should have that right. Shouldn't he get people like mental illness? You know, and then they're doing it. That's where the lines get blurred. Yeah. So Conor McGregor was interviewed recently, and he's confirming this was not a confirm this. This is not confirmation. Well, that's why if you're a Conor fan, it's not looking good. You're missing. I want to ask about your situation. One of the greatest talkers up this past year. Are you fighting in 2024? Dana White recently saying 2025. Now it'll be 2025. When do we think, you know, we'll see my opponent that I had scheduled. Chandler has got RIM has got matched will set by that. You know, it is what it is. I I just take it on board. This rock on my job is just to go to the gym, be in the gym, be in shape. And you know, one thing is for sure when the whenever it is and wherever it is, I will be 100 percent ready. And that's that's that's all I can focus on right now. Two fights left, though. Do you think you get those two fights in twenty twenty five? I must, I must. It's the promise lands and I'm so we'll see what happens after those two fights. I don't even know. I don't think no one in the space knows I'm not generating fighter on planet Earth right now and today in today's space and what happens afterwards. I'm not as it, as I'm a free agent. I'm not so sure. But of course, it sounds almost like he has an accent. It got weird. Sounds like he has an accent. He's talking like this. Yeah, it's not. Yeah, you watch it is a huge wave. I was it. It's the Promised Land. He's got that. He's got that. Adderall energy, that energy, that's cocaine. Yes, keeping his sunglasses on very there's there's that energy, there's that. Yeah, I call it the energy the dogs bark at. He doesn't have to, you know, fight. He don't knows anything. I don't, you know, he just can't give it up is identity. But yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I'll tell you. I haven't. I don't want to see him and Chandler fight. No, that's a guy that's completely gone. I don't know who I'd want to see him fight. I don't. Dan Hooker would be fun. Dan Hooker, Connor, be great. Mm-Hmm. You said, Patty, that right now, if Patty gets one more win and gets in the top 10, you do. Patty, I think it's going to be a hallway BMF title first on July 4th. But there's so many guys that he could fight a great match ups, but I, you know, I don't know. It's not, it's not looking good. And I think the TV rights deals, what's clogging everything up. So I'm going to butcher the name, it's Francis Ngannou in Gano Gano, his coach, is taking a little bit of a dig at Jon Jones fighting steep and saying that Renan Ferreira would have been a better person for him to fight because he's bigger and nobody wants to see the steep fight again. Yeah, he's right. OK, so you think he's right? Yeah, he's right. He's saying that that Brazilians more of a threat fear is more of a threat than Stipe is, right? Yeah, yeah. But it's very one dimensional. I say he's not a wrestler. Yeah. So Jon breaking take him down. But I mean, he hits like a f**king mack truck. Mm hmm. So I feel like I had him. Fear now is bigger win than if you were to beat fight deep again. Agree 100 percent with that in their careers. The name still be on your resume is huge, but where they at in the quality of wins right now in their career. I think Henin is a bigger win right now than Steve. He's Saint Francis winning over Saint Francis, beginning to dig. It's more just faceless facts. I love Stevie the f**king death, but right now, yeah, man. And a younger, tougher fight than steep CB hasn't fought in four years. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, he's right, it's John's thing now, but everyone's like, you know, oh, it's a dig on John John. It's kind of just facts. Clearly, city based last fight, ever. He's a lot older. He's been through the f**kin run of things, right? Peter is this young giant Brazilian hits like a Mack truck does backflips off of one front, flips off of one foot. It's pretty easy. Yeah, no s**t. He's more dangerous. It's also a lot younger. Don't have the damage. Hmm, good, okay. This is an ad from BetterHelp. As kids, we were always learning and growing, but at some point as adults, we tend to lose that sense of curiosity and excitement. Therapy can help you continue that journey because you're back to school. 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Banzai hit home message. So saving Brad Pitt, the fansite demon and they're falling for it. Hey, Brad would love to have your money in this investment, so he's struggling to get funds for his whining. It says both victims were contacted via Brad Pitt fan site by the fraudsters, who managed to convince them the actor wanted to invest in various projects. Then they also used instant messaging platforms to exchange messages and emails with two women until they thought they were chatting on WhatsApp with the real Brad Pitt. I told you who promised them a romantic relationship and a future together? Oh, well, that's on you. I'm the cop, are you? Well, not here. Know if I'm a cop. Sorry. What about the scammers are so bad and they actually got money? The scammers are. That's a bad scam and you pulled it off. There are some really, that while dumb people in the world, people never talk about how how like you can have give birth to a child and they're just not that smart. Some, yes, some people are born losers. There's nothing you can do. Eric Eric Griffin also says, just like because, you know, does Matt writes like, he directs this stuff, our specials? Yeah. Then he would get messages from women as well, saying, like, Matt told me that we're going to, you know, have this man. I give my name, and he would show us that it would be like a 50 year old woman. Yeah, it's so sad. Like, you know, a big woman, big like, man, I own a relationship. And Eric was like, I man, you don't response. Trust me, you're not really sure, Matt. That's not Matt. You're talking to. It said we have done for doing it, but said we have two more. This one's just a quick little. Maybe I told you so I just want to share this with you guys are bringing the heat today. Usually they suck. Well, kidding. I did some homework. Look at this one. Look who won America's Got Talent? Remember what all of you were like? S Voice isn't that great? Well, yeah, he won America's Got Talent. Good for him. Yeah, come on. Yeah, it's impressive. Like the near six year old janitor. No, it's cool. Yeah. Well, what did they do? They have a clip of him? Uh, like what? Did he just sing the exact same song to win? I didn't see that. Oh, if you go down. He gets a million dollars to play this year, I know he can't play a gin. Just going to say, OK, OK, let's see it. I you. Yeah, I'm definitely good. OK, so here's my last one. Ellen DeGeneres has the Netflix special out, and she reveals that she had to go into therapy to deal with all the hatred she was getting. Following that big backlash, the I don't know her or anything like that, but she says now as a comic, she stays away from reading the news and apparently it was a nightmare to work for her, I guess. Yeah. Well, I think that from what I understand, Ellen, first of all, I think Ellen was one of the great comics. What got her to the dance? She was so funny. But I think what she would always say is be kind, and she put on this persona. And then people were like, Hey, she's the opposite of that. Everyone I ever worked with, and she was the exact opposite. I think that's the thing if if it was actresses, a little bit strong. But I also think, like everyone star about power like power, it's always the male right? Like you like, Oh, he's the head of the studio. He was such a dick. Power, power power. Yeah. So for Ellen's super powerful, yes, she's a dick man, but also for someone to get that big and famous and that powerful, they're going to be a bit of a dick. They're not going to be the coolest people in the world when they get that big. I don't know anyone who's just chill. Most of them are very difficult. Yeah, they're just complicated people. She's also a comic. Comics are prickly people. A lot of times they tend to be very they tend to be loners, rather selfish. There's a lot of things that go on with comics and and, you know, but yeah, she I think she ran into trouble by portraying her. Her catchphrases be kind. Yeah, it'd be like, find out Mr. Rogers was a complete a*****e. You're like Mister Rogers and it bums you out. So that's all her hate came from because people liked her because they thought she was like, the nice thing on Earth. Well, that was her brand. The problem is, when you're brand, she made money off that. Yeah, so be like, Wait, hold on. Hey, you know, you've been telling us to be kind and you've been, you know? And I guess a lot of people came out. I didn't follow it. The Typekit a ton of employees. Yeah, yeah. She's an artist. When you have that many people and then they, yeah, she really disappeared, didn't she? Mm hmm. I don't yeah, I don't like to I don't like the pile on, but. But when I hear it, when you first come to L.A. or they tell you, you take it, you hear a story about Ellen. I love the saying in Washington, D.C., they say, If you want a friend, buy a dog. Yeah, and Hollywood could be a little bit like sad way to live. But yeah, yeah. Yes, go with that. That's good. I want to see the special. I don't know. No jamming, grinding. Well, I'll tell you who's getting ready with that special line to get the f**k out of here, right? You know you're famous and you're special. The f**k. Yeah, yeah. What perspectives you're going to have, right? The f**k out. That's the problem. October 17, 18 19 I'm in Calgary, Alberta, with Brett Forte. Come check it out. Yuck. Yucks, kids. Great club. Yeah. October 17 18 19. See you then ! All right, kids, love ya. This is an ad from BetterHelp. As kids, we were always learning and growing, but at some point as adults, we tend to lose that sense of curiosity and excitement. Therapy can help you continue that journey because you're back to school. 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