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Here's Keltie night , Becca Tobin and Jack Vanik . Let's make this quick . Hello . Hello . Hello . Welcome to the Lady Gang . Quickly , I am here with Jack and Keltie . And I'm Becca . Are you ? I'm Becca . Just in case anybody was wondering , I'm here so many things . I have a I have a small gluten issue . Do you remember ? OK , I was actually thinking about this . Do you remember how a few months ago we were on Zoome recording or recording in person ? Today we're in there recording . And I was eating a double gulp and a pop tart . Yes . And I was like at a low . Yeah . And I was like , I can feel a health journey coming , but I wasn't ready for it yet . Yes . I went on that health journey . I did a month of like super clean eating . I was perfect . I took all my supplements . I , I was like I said , I can eat anything I want as long as there's not gluten and no Diet Coke . Yeah , but like I can eat ice cream , I can eat like whatever . Just don't do the fucking gluten if you up . So I did a perfect month . I went to France and then as soon as I got back from France , I started eating Crescent's and terrible food again . And then I've broken out in hives . But that was like you literally skinned it on the pavement . It's because my hives get so itchy that I itch them into the whole hive . That's how I do it . A mosquito bite . Yeah . Yeah , it's the top layer of your skin completely . Exactly . So I have them everywhere on my face , like whatever . But action is really good because I had quite an enjoyable health journey this time . Like I felt so good . And I really I was doing a lot of the Katie Webre cookbooks . Like I didn't feel like I was depriving or depriving myself . So I'm back on it . But then you taste the delicious . But it wasn't like I miss . No , I was in France and I had a Nutella crape and I was like , this is great , but this isn't worth Hive's all over my body . Oh , I think it is . I think I also drank so much like I drank . I don't know who I thought I was , but I'm like on the plane I did . And they're like , are we having a drink ? I was like , is eight thirty in the morning ? We're about to start a twelve hour flight . We're having vodka sodas . I was like , I don't know this woman . Wow . I love that . I drink so much champagne . I was so hung over that the morning after the big thing where at I had to get up . Chris was still sleeping . I had to get up . We went about it like six o'clock in the morning . I got up at seven thirty in the morning , went to the breakfast buffet and started like down in Christens because I needed to sop up the champagne in my gut . I felt so sick . Oh , I'm sorry . Anyway , thanks for asking . I'm fine . But what I'm so excited about is we're all together in L.A. We're sitting at the table that I purchased for this exact reason , which is us to sit around and podcast . And Chelsea has never sat at that table . She prefers the dog bed to sit in the dog bed . I love it . And so I'm so excited tables being used , but I'm so excited because it is August . It's August . And you know what that means here at Lady Gang . No , I've no idea . The end of the year with you . Oh , my God . It's time for the end of the year review in August . Skyhigh , we have done this every year for six years , just in case our listeners haven't listened to the episode that this happened to the in the very beginning . It was a few years ago and it was maybe even July at the time . And Kelty's like it's time for our our thousand . Meetin wrap up , and it was literally in the heat of the summer . So now it's become tradition . It's tradition . I like it because it's a good check in on where we're at in our manifest , where we're at in our goal setting . You know , I had to check in even last night because one of my goals and my Bojo this year was to grow my hair to my bra strap . And I think I'm very close . I have failed miserably at so many of my goals this year . I blame the fact that I accidentally bought a brujo that has a paper like lions and doesn't have dots . So like the whole system is not this year anyway . Yeah . So this is kind of like how Hallmark Channel does Christmas in July . Yes , it is . Well , we're doing the same shit . Exactly . So some really big things have to happen for us each personally this year . And some big things have happened in pop culture . So I thought it would be , you know , great to sort of start with the pop culture of like what has happened or would you like to start with personal ? Wait , is this this is such a dumb question . This is for 20 . Yes . OK , OK . I literally was like , have big things happen for me ? I can't think of a single one to talk about . I thought of them . Well , we'll start there then . Let's start with the emo child . So , Jared , and you have lived together for a year . Yes . Oh , yeah . It's been officially one year . Yeah . My tiny , tiny apartment . Yeah . On top of everything , we really can make it . You still like each other ? I haven't killed him yet . Yes . I don't get annoyed with him at all because he stays out of my way . Yeah . He has this little corner for his set up with his like huge gaming computer and all of his music . But he's very organized and like keeps it in his little spot . What about the . For me , like it's seeing the the man stuff , like the shaving and then the shaving is in the sink . And like just like he's so cleanly , it's like it blows my mind . He's a weight cleaner than I am . He's way more organized than I am . I am disgusting compared to that man . So thank God because I can't get mad at myself for my own mess . That's the same with Zach . He's this the tidiest man on the planet . How is White Bay ? What is that ? I think I actually think there are more of them out there than we would then . We think there are . Well , when you think about a woman's bathroom . Oh , we're discussing . We're so gross . Our showers , I mean , like half used shampoos or like an inch at the bottom and we can't let go . Why is it that with women and beauty products , we're like the cheapest motherfuckers on the planet because our shit's expensive ? Yes , the pink because I'm not using the 499 shampoo . This is 29 dollar shampoo that I'm getting from Korea . Yeah , you're right . Multibrand with has been using my . How do you pronounce it ? We we way my way shampoo . That's like fifty five dollars a bottle and he just slathers it all over his hair . I'm like again it's why his hair looks so probably conditioning your scalp with my expensive ass shampoo . Please use the cheap shirt . Yeah , exactly . Then we had a huge pop culture revelation Jack Vannak style this year when you put your creativity to the test and came up with the contract tale . Oh , yes . And one of my my my goals on my manifest list was to get a sponsor paid sponsor Jack Taels . And I've done like four . Yeah . And see what happens when you make a manifest list . But then the problem is those details take so fucking long that I'm like , oh , no , there were great in quarantine , but they're not so great . Where's your life , Cliv ? There's one I really want you to make me . Let me pull it up , because I saw this on Instagram when you did it , and it looked like maybe the best looking cocktail I've ever seen . Now , you do really make a good cocktail . You know what I'm doing ? I don't know how I do it . So you use a recipe like off Pinterest or do you just go , I find a recipe and then I like find another one and then I smash them together and then make something magical and none of them have turned out bad . Is it the espresso one ? No . It was something that was like a pink is pink or something delicious . It looks refreshing . Yeah . Honestly , your jack tells are great . Congratulations on being an icon . Oh , my God . Thank you . The next thing that would be like to dish . I keep on , Jack . I'll keep on , Jack . The next thing that happened this year , 2021 , which I feel like is very important . Is that Imo's back ? Oh , yeah . Emmo is skin back . It's back . It's back in full swing . I'm so excited . I released the elder emo shirt . Oh , my God . Poppin . Hop in . Because all the Imo's are coming out from 2009 and reclaiming their shit . That was smart of you because I was like really severe . Roderigo , shut the fuck up , you know . Well , what's interesting for me as they try hard , IMO , is that I the beginning of quarantine , I was really all about dance music because I was trying to work out and like keep my . Somewhat of it , so I was doing a lot of duleep , a lot of like like , you know , and then in this series of 20 , 21 , I find myself listening to a lot of machine gun , Kelly told you . And then I'm all my playlists are like AltX life and like reborn alz and like hard alt lite alt pop punk forever like an alternative gallach . I'm all of a sudden I'm like listening to Ocean Avenue . And I was like , what year is it ? Like , I don't know . And then the other day I was listening to one of these playlists and the fray came on , which I know is not technically emo , so but it's like so good to love the friend . Chris was like , do you remember when the fray ? It was like , if you're not the fray , you don't make music that matters . You know , how would you get in the car ? And automatically it's like the first song in your playlist or whatever . By Alphabeat . Yeah . The Fray Absolute is the song that every time I get in my car , it starts to play , but I don't mind . Oh , my God , no . The freight ever gets old cable car classic . Ever nervous ? Oh , I'm in over my head . Over my head . Well , Chelsea , do you even know that song ? No , she does not . The frame wasn't that long ago . I mean , it was probably like eight years ago . What's what's crazy to me is that there was this Fallout Boy song , and I remember it happening at the time that I was dating mutual acts and it was a Fatboy song . And what they did is they had like it was when Panic and Follow-Up were used to like cross all the time . So it was like a fire boy song . And then and then mut. acted like a guitar solo . And then Brendan Yurie sang a little bit , and then it was the end . And like that song came on the playlist . And I was like , I used to masturbate to this guitar solo , like just the two riffs . And I was like , and I know that Mutual could barely play the guitar . Like I know how bad he was . Like , this was a fluke . But I was like I used to be turned on by like a deep emo guitar riff , really , in such a way . I mean , I was like honestly a strictly lead singer dater other than Neil's relax . And then I guess the didgeridoo because he can't sing at all . I wish he could sing it on stage , though , only when he's wasted . That's all I can tell how drunk he is if he starts singing into the microphone . But it's turned on very low . If they don't turn tournaments for optics , no way . Yeah , that's really cool . It's like solo . Like if he actually well , he'll talk to John in the middle of songs and they have to like get back up . But then they turn it down because they're like , that's what I'm sure they did that with me on Trans-Siberian Orchestra . They're like this girl . There's no way . Oh , is she here ? Oh , my God . OK , and the last thing that really happened for Jack this year in 2021 wrap up is I feel like your ratio of time spent with your parents is at a high . Like I've never known anyone like that . Police always on Instagram , BECC on Instagram . I'm like , oh , my God , Jack is out for dinner . How fun . Oh , the food looks great . And then the next slide is always kicking . May I know ? It's always your mom . And I was like , your mom's there again . You went to Vegas with you . Here's the problem . This is the fucking issue . I love all my friends , but none of them ever want to fucking do anything . Like nobody wants to plan a trip or do anything that lives by me . All my friends that do shit are like on the East Coast . So my parents are always the default that if one of our friend couples can't make it to Vegas because I invited five of them , my parents are like , we'll go , oh , OK , cool . You're fun to hang out with . You're actually like our favorite couple friend because you're really fun , friend . They are the birthday , you know , but they're fun . It's so good . It's just so good . This is an episode like of a therapy session . I would love to like really I want to unpack this . There's like no there's no issue . We were in the car driving and it was an insta story of like you out with your parents . And he goes , I could not be with you if we had to hang out with your parents . And and he goes , I couldn't be with myself if I had to hang out with my own parents . Like , it's not even that . And I said , don't worry , I'm never going to make you go on trips with my parents like three times a year or three times every six months . But you're so lucky like you really are . Well , no , my . But does he like hold your hand you make out in front of them , like when you get drunk at dinner ? No , not not making . Oh , I'm not like not touching him . It's like I mean , we're very appropriate with our PDA around . Yeah . What about like with our couples friends we're talking about like sex and stuff . Yeah . Yeah . You're not talking about . No , no . Again , appropriate . Yeah . See , my parents , I really enjoy them and they've come to stay with us for a long time , which I feel like is borderline Jack Vanik parent BFX . But the thing is , is like I would never say my parents are my favorite couple friend . Like I'm just like my dad comes and we work on projects and my mom cooks amazing food and like I enjoy having them around . I would never be like my favorite kind of threat is a double date , you know what I mean ? Yeah . It's like I don't even want to leave the house with them . No , I get it . I don't know . My parents are cool . Special . OK , when we come back , BackAs year end review . It's been a big year for Kitty Brooklier . Seventh month of the year . Hello . Hello . Hello , you sexy little Nancy Drew . We are the lady gang and this is the Lady Secrets Project . We came up with this idea as a way to cleanse your soul . We want to hear your secrets anonymously . Of course , you're going to feel so much freer when you just tell someone that awful thing that you did . And this week , the theme right up my alley , WorkLife , have you had a worklife ? Affair . Have you stolen a burrito that wasn't yours from the refrigerator ? 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And then you moved to Austin and your low key getting a feature in The New York Times about moving to Austin . I was like , isn't it so much cooler to just be on The New York Times bestseller than be a feature article in The New York Times about moving ? This is this is different , though . The fact that The New York Times decided to write an article . They chose her . Yeah . They chose her . She didn't like like it . I had more people reach out about that article than a lot of things . I had probably five people reach out to me about that are so weird . I didn't know The New York Times is so popular . I didn't . You didn't know . That's what I'm saying . I'm like , do you understand now ? Why now ? I still feel exactly the same way . I could take it or leave it . I am grateful for the opportunity I could take it or leave it . OK , so you moved to Austin ? Yes , technically in January . Yeah , technically when I got back . Well , now , technically in like March or April , when I got back from Vancouver , we purchased the house in the end of 2020 . And how is your move been ? Do you miss us ? Do you miss L.A. ? I haven't had an opportunity to miss L.A. because I've been here so much and I can't wait to not have to come here twice a month . Once a month . Feels great . I will say I have . Crazy anxiety . The night before or morning of I have to fly away from home . Like , I don't know what that is . Maybe it's because we have now have two dogs and I have a husband and all these things I'm leaving behind . But I wonder if this is something that's just going to get even worse . Yeah , probably . It's weird . It's not just anxiety when you come to L.A. , because I was like , is that like a L.A. thing ? Like , don't put me in that horrid place . Bring me back . It's just like leaving home by myself . I bet a lot of people deal with this where I want to cancel . I think about canceling like up until the minute I get on the plane . Hmm . Really ? Yeah . Is that weird ? Maybe you should bring Jack's parents along . So you have like some best friends . Yeah . Bring your best friends along . I mean , maybe it's PTSD from when I was in my 20s and I was constantly alone traveling . I hate traveling alone . Mm hmm . Sucks . I don't mind . I love it . Put me on that . Put me on that aluminum tube of soulless solvers . I hate it . I hate it . And they sit next to somebody you don't know . And it's real crap . Shoot , we hate strangers , so I can hate them . And then you have what I put in new job . I mean , technically , the new job airs . Now it's twenty anyone . Yeah . Yeah , it's a big deal . A huge deal , because I do think that there is a like it's very difficult to star on a show and then get another show . Like a lot of actors have that one show and then they like do bits forever . Like your sophomore album . It's so hard to get the next job . Exactly . Yeah , it was hard . It was really hard . I mean , I had jobs in between , but nothing that was a regular job . So it was pretty exciting . Do you remember a few weeks ago when you were talking about the photo shoot and you were like , I just don't even have it in me to approve or hate the photos ? I was wondering your opinion on what they you know , they do like it turned out . Q I don't really care . Here's the thing . I don't mind it . I have a question . Yes . You mean the one with the purple background ? Maybe the one that is that was the dog actually in the photo ? Or did they superimposed the dog after ? Interesting question . Was there for half of it . And then as soon as the dog kind of checked out and wasn't doing what it's supposed to do , he walked away . And then I was pretending . I was pretending . Pretty sure I'm pretending on that one . Mhm . It's like it really is . It's a really good , great acting , I think . I'm like I have hang ups about the photo , but because I , I , I have a real issue with the angle at which photographers shoot me . Yeah . I think it's really unfair that they don't know how to shoot people under five foot six . So that sometimes sucks , but I don't really care . You have 75000 likes on that picture . I know that is insane . People are really excited for it . If you ever thought I had a fake following , just go to pictures like that . And it made me very happy to know that my followers are rooting for me . That's amazing . I not hate watching it or not hate watching me . And I recently I was going to make this a good week , bad week . But I'll do it right now because it just spawned a thought . I recently changed . You know , I don't accept Iambs . I can't you if I don't follow you , you can't send me Diane . I can't see it . I can't even open it . Can't even see it . I now know you can change your comments . People can only comment on your photos if they follow you . Oh , yeah , that's the one in the comments thing . So I just recently did that because I had one asshole this morning post something stupid . And I was like , oh , then I went to her freakin profile . She doesn't even follow me . Oh , yeah . I was like , I'm going to call that . And then it just disappeared . Your deum settings like people literally cannot Dmu or you don't . Oh , now that it even people that follow you , people that fall know or that you follow , I if I follow you , I can see your D.M. and you can send me a dime . But that's pretty , Genea . It's so good . Wow . But people care about me . Am I do my new show . They do . We're all rooting for you . That's so exciting . And we were rooting for me this year . Always for major things happen to Keltie night in 2021 . No one sexy mature was born . Probably the most iconic thing that's happened in my entire career . Konik , iconic . I can konik . We needed to belong to something that wasn't just your aging . Well , sexy , mature . Well , she's aging well , like you don't know . How do we describe like looking great for forty . Looking great for fifty . So cruel , sexy , mature and looking great . It's way more than looking sexy . It's being sexy and mature . Jennifer Aniston is sexy . Mature . Yeah , we need that shirt . I know it's coming soon . Well , any listeners , maybe gangers . Were you actually to let me know . Just kidding . I'm Becca . If you wear a sexy mature . Sure . I don't know if it's going to be one of those things where everybody's like , you should make it . And then we saw three , two . I could just make it on my cricket , which I will . Oh , I . A lady getting sexy , mature , because I feel like it's a work coining the term and it's going to be big , big , you need to trademark it , get that trademark baby . OK , the second exciting thing that happened to me this year was my accidental Emmy Award . Oh , yes . It's it's a thrill to win kind of my third accidental Emmy by accident . Someone text me the other day and they're like , hey , I saw you on the list for Edie . Did you win another Emmy ? And I think people are surprised . I'm not making a bigger deal out of it , but it's because you don't want to make it call a lot of attention in case it was an accident . I know it's an accident . And so , I mean , it can't be an accident , but . They're all a little odd the way that we get Emmys , so I'm not going to call , but I am three time Emmy winner . And I got to tell you , the first one was the thrill of my life . The second time I was like the third accidental Emmy . I'm just like , you know what ? I'm not fulfilled by awards . Think about how Taylor Swift feels . I know this is why they say like famous and rich people , that insatiable . It's a whole you're trying to fill that will never be found . Yeah . People end up doing deep shit . Yeah . Because they want a thrill . But I think I'm realizing that like I'm like , huh , huh ? Like I'm almost not thinking I'm not thinking that I'm going to even buy the third Emmy . Oh , it . How much is a six hundred fifty dollars . And you have to buy your own . You should buy it . Don't be crazy . I know . But it's like that's . And also I have to take back something I once said about you . I was wrong . I said that you should never you're the type of person who should never get what you want because you'd become a monster . But you know what ? I think you this is great that you got what you wanted , because this is the biggest lesson you've ever had . It's like it doesn't mean that much to you . Now , you can have a full life not looking for outside validation . So I was wrong . Thank you . I agree . So then I went on to private jets this year . I think that was my my final moment to call not one , but two private jets . One was a short jaunt to Las Vegas and one was a 12 hour full three meals vodka soda extravaganza . Both were beautiful planes in their own different unique way . And both were borrowed both . I had no purpose on being on them . I am not a fancy enough person to have my own private jet . This was me hopping on with someone much more important than me . But I have to tell you , it's going to be hard to go back to coach on Southwest Middle Seat . You know what I mean ? Like it is . It is fun as to be on a private jet . It is a dream . Do you not get scared that they're going to fall from the sky ? No , I know , because both of the private jets I were on were really big , like I have been run . I was on one time . I did fly back with one of Chris's clients from a Las Vegas show on a very tiny like four seater one . And I was like that . I don't want this . Even the jet sweep planes , I'm like , this is a little bit small for me . These are they're the ones I was on was pretty big . I have to tell you a story . This is how great a private jet is that . So the seats like facing each other . And when you go to sleep , both of them recline facing each other , and that's how you make your bed . And then they come along and they make your bed . That makes sense . So my seat went down , but the other seat that was facing me was broken and it would not go down . And so they were like , I'm so sorry . And I was like , it's fine . I'll just curl up in a ball right here . But it actually ended up being very uncomfortable . So I was like , I got to sleep for like 10 hours . So I slept on the floor of the private jet and I loved it . Best sleep of my life . Even the jet . I was like went camping on . Can you imagine going on the floor of a regular plane ? Oh , no . But on the private jet , I was like , this carpet's cleaner than the carpet in my house . Yeah , that's right . This are the only expensive shoes have been on this . Yeah . So anyway , it was a dream . And our year has been fabulous . It has been pretty good . I mean , here , that's really all I had . I was going to go over my goals , but we're out of time . We'll have to do that in another year and review possibly the September year and review next month . But I'm so happy for your couples goals . I'm so happy for your job and I'm so happy for my sexy , mature life . And we weren't here for a long time . We are here for a good time . Thanks for listening . The Lady Gang is produced by Alex Engberg , Steve Delamater and Jared Monaco . Make sure you subscribe rate and review our podcast . And if you love it , share it with your friends on social media , like , oh my God , I just listen to Lady Gaga . This episode , a great sueb to listen . And if you really want to , which we know you do , please follow us on social at Keltie , at backOr , at Jack Vannak and at the Lady Gang . Sign up for our newsletter at the Lady Inc.com and join our secret Facebook group . It's super fun . 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