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Identify yourself, what a counselor. My name is Chad Kroeger. Over the past week, I've been in a state of deep despair upon hearing the news that L.A. is trying to outlaw house parties in the Hollywood Hills. I am here to stop this future atrocity. House parties were the bedrock of my development as a young man in Sacramento. My first introduction to manhood came when the captain of my water polo team, Boomer Kingsley, asked me to off going to tall can above lie in front of the whole squad at his end of the season bash. It was epic. Raging at house parties is the truth. Thank you. Next. Next, speaker, please come and identify yourself without counsel. My name is JT Barr. I am also here to defend parties in the Hollywood Hills. I grew up, like most kids, worried I could invent two plates that I wouldn't find love. Then I discovered partying, and suddenly all those worries went to the wayside. I didn't need love. I had keg stands Chad Kroeger and JT Parr on the Adam Carolla show. Good to see you guys. Yeah, you too. I'm a big fan of your work. Ever since it entered the zeitgeist a few years ago, it started showing up everywhere. I'm not even the people are playing it on radio. YouTube and sharing it. The series Chad and JT go deep. All episodes on Netflix and it is out as we speak there. Would you consider yourselves activists? Yeah, activists. Stoic lords. Oh yeah, yeah. But but you guys are from so cal. Orange County, Orange County. And what? What did this sort of civic mindedness sort of come in for you guys? Like, I'm sure you're just regular Orange County kids wanting to get laid, you know, get a job, get a cool car. When did you set out to change the world? I think when we were struggling with the three things you just described, we were like, Well, maybe there's another way they're struggling with getting laid, getting a job and getting a car. Yeah. And then maybe there's a fourth plane I could go into that might help me get a car and get laid and get a job. Mm hmm. Yeah, I think civic duty was the next step. We tried sports. We tried tanning. We tried Kita. Yeah. And yeah, you exhausted all your resources. Yeah. And you know, it's like they say that DC is sort of the Hollywood for ugly people. So I have heard that. Yeah. I don't think we're that ugly. But now you guys very easy on the eyes. Yeah. As far as activists go, Oh dude, thank you. Yeah, they can be tough or they can be hot and be celebrities, right? I mean, it's a lot of range in an activist. You know, he'd have like my whole thing is if somebody said somebody speaking out against nuclear power or global warming or, you know, they want to fur seals or something, if there were celebrity, I'd definitely be down with that. But if they're more apt to listen, but if they're just an activist who wants to defend marine life? We're talking 300 plus pounds. Yeah, all day long. Yeah, there was a documentary about Darfur that came out like 15 years ago, and there was one guy who's the primary activist and he was like a waiter from like a boogie Hollywood restaurant, but they couldn't make it just about him. So they threw in George Clooney and Don Cheadle to give it. Yeah. And we're trying to be like, if that guy and George Clooney had sex in a babe, I see it. That's what you guys should be. Makes. Yeah, yeah, I was. Actually, I actually have proof of this. I was at the beach in Malibu because I'm a member of a private beach club. Excuse me. Yeah, it doesn't really cost anything. But if you have a house on this hill, you get access to this beach club. Cost $3 million for Malibu and only good looking people go to this beach. No, but one day I was walking on the beach and I saw a couple of heavyset gals and they weren't dressed right. The characters too bad they didn't look like anyone had ever seen on a beach before. And as I was passing them, I was kind of looking at them. Turns out that there was some like sea lion that got caught beached or something, and they were dispatched to go figure. If you go collect the sea lion and the camera snap back into focus, you're right. I was like, That's how they that's what they're doing here. See, frankly, people save animals. Now the Hollywood version is the guy in the key, and that's combing the beach with the killer, right? He's dragging away all the water bottles so that the turtles, right? Mm hmm. So I'm sorry, guys, back back to you. So the show, what's the format of the show? It's basically documentary style following our activism. We have our buddy strider narrating. And it sort of takes the viewers on a journey of like, you know, we in this in this show, we, you know, get canceled accidentally through one of our causes. And it's sort of. Journey of redemption. What happened with the cancellation? We we had a cause to protect skateboarders and we were, you know, promoting it in Huntington Beach that protect our borders. Oh, and confusing message misunderstood. Yeah, we didn't realize that that was a, you know, kind of a faux pas and that had something to do with immigration. Right? Like our southern border? Right. So people sort of thought that we were, you know, they were kind of misinterpreted our cause when we were really just trying to defend skateboarders and foreigners with standing. Skateboarding just means border. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah, I had this speaking of this, but this is a hypothetical mind. Games has nothing to do with what you guys are doing, but I know it popped into my head today. I thought if Canada built a wall, if they said, we're going to put a fence all along our border, how would that affect me? Like, what were my thoughts be about? Like, would I be offended or like, what? What would my thoughts be? And I realized I wouldn't have any thoughts of this figure putting a fence and you'd have a checkpoint. That's their landing. But then I asked a few people and they went, Nah, I don't have any thoughts. And I thought, Oh, I don't have any thoughts, but then why do we have so many thoughts when we want to build the border? I would have zero thoughts about Canada. Good question. Any thoughts? Oh, I think I would be hurt. You'd be hurt because you feel like they wouldn't want you. Yeah, I think they'd be sending a message that like, Hey, we think we need some space between you and us. And I'd be like Canada. Why, like, did I do something to you personally? I think I would a little bit. Yeah. Mm hmm. But you don't get to just roam over there as it is, they have cameras and checkpoints and stuff like that. So it's more symbolically, it would hurt you. I think so, yeah. And I've also never been to Canada, so I'm not sure what the protocol is getting over there. But yeah, I think if they if they fall on threw up a wall, I'd be like. Do you not like me? Yeah. What problem is this trying to address sneaking that is my boss. Yeah, I'd be like, I'd be like, didn't even do anything and like, you thrown up a wall. It's like, I've been totally chill over here. I haven't even tried to come over and say, What happened? You're already like telling me it's not a pa*s. Now you're speaking for America, just for yourself, just for show. It's almost like when you first meet someone and right away they, like, tell you they have a significant other. Yeah, and you're kind of like, Well, I didn't even hit on you. Yeah, yeah. Passive aggressive. I haven't given you any of that rhythm. So, yeah, and also, why are you already ruling me out when I haven't even put myself? You're right. You're right. It's an attack. Like, I've had it happen a lot where you'll sit down and like a makeup chair and you'll have some attractive makeup lady and the boyfriend gets woven into the first five syllables of our conversation is really neither here nor there. But basically, what she's saying is is I'm unattractive and I find you want to back off. Don't try. Many have tried Chat Canada fence. Yeah, I think I'd be offended. I'd be well, I guess in my eyes I'd be like, what? You don't think I can come over and do some backcountry skiing? You know, I think making it more difficult. I mean, it's hard enough to climb the mountain, let alone hop a fence on the way there. So especially if you have all that skiing gear and to get over a wall. Yeah, when you got your projects, you wouldn't have to break in to ski. You know, you could probably just go in like a plane. Yeah, yeah. That brings to Canada. I've driven there a few times. Where did you go? Let's see. I went into what I've been to Montreal. We've been to Vancouver and the Vancouver. We sailed it again. Victoria. Yeah, we've been there. You can get there by land, by water, by air. I mean, they have rules, you know, but you you could go in sweet. Why not go in at some point? You do. I think so. Montreal would have lost my passport for a couple of years, but I just found it so. Oh, you and lose it like it was taken away or anything. I wasn't sure, and I just never did my follow up on it. But then I was just going through like a backpack and bang. There it was. Yeah, feels good. And that world is kind of my oyster right now. Yeah. So maybe Canada, that could be it. Montreal Yeah. So what are what are some of the other cases? What are some of the other causes? I should say that you guys have gotten involved in on the show? Perineum settings a big thing. So what is it? Perineum sending something area when you like? No, no tanning Canada. Scientific terms taint. Yeah. Where you send your taint, you son. It gives you strength. Yeah, it's vitamin D immunity knowledge. So that makes sense because if you can like but chug vodka and get wasted way faster than why couldn't it work with the Sun? Why couldn't the vitamins absorb better? I think you're right. Of all the orifices, that's the one that seems to accelerate like the ingestion process the most. So getting that sunlight straight into your butt, it just changes the trajectory of your whole day and maybe your whole life if you're consistent. This is a big thing. Short period of time ago. And so they're against this. I think dermatologists say that it's dangerous, but I just don't think, you know, it's it's like you read about in a book is different than, you know, just grabbing your ankles and doing it, you know? Yeah, sort of boots. I say boots on the ground in the sky. Yeah. But your argument is we should be able to do this on a public beach. Yeah, we wanted a public space specifically designated for perineum setting. Oh, and you put your money where your mouth is set, you got all the pool. Yeah, that is. So you guys are at a park and you're down. Well, like when you go in your back and you kick, throw your legs up over your over, your head, to your knees or where your ears are. That's that's you guys. And that's that's a Long Beach Beach. I'm taking note. If you look, they're stopping to see what sounds are some haters out of the park? No, they were just curious. Actually, speaking of travel, they they asked us if we were from Europe. Oh yeah. Why is that? Because they do a lot of nude sunbathing out there, I guess. Yeah, I guess just kind of like libertine behavior. You don't expect it from someone who's local. So they were like, these guys are probably from France or one of them countries that want us passport countries. Yeah, exactly. Perhaps the Europeans are on the vanguard of 10th, something you might say to that. Did you feel different? Like, you know, like when somebody does a vitamin B injection or something like that, you really feel the strength of the tank kick in after the signing. Huge boost. I mean, the way I do battle ropes after in a little setting is just next level and I can read better battle ropes as this are the things you get up and down whenever the CrossFit. Whenever you're on the rolling package at the UFC and they're showing the guy in slow motion training, it's always doing the right thing. Yeah, yeah, that's me. And you can read better. Yeah, I'm not a great reader, so Suning helps me read. Wow. Yeah, I would argue about the battle robe. We took them off the ceiling and we laid them down on the floor. Emphasized was never broken and you got a pretty f**king good workout trying to get up that that broke. Yeah, now there's no little to no gravity to deal with. You can kind of looks like something. It's easier to look cooler doing that than just trying to shimmy up a rope, especially with the one knot peeking through the gym shorts, right? Mm hmm. I'm a longtime listener, too, so I know you've always been a big advocate for the gym rope being a good way to kind of like, create a hierarchy within the youth herd. I used it as a metaphor. I don't know. Maybe in 50 years we'll all be chicks. It's right. It's right at the beginning of the book, which is but I meant it. Everyone thinks I'm an a*****e. But I mean, when I was growing up and everyone around the country, every gym had a row and you had to climb the rope and read a passage. And the deal was as some people were really good at it and some people not so good at it. And some people couldn't get four inches off the ground. But we didn't take the rope down because the fat kid couldn't get up the rope. The Fat Kid had to be encouraged to lose the weight, work on the upper body strength or whatever it is the solution to. What about this kid who feels bad? Not being able to get off the rope wasn't to take the f**king ropes down. That just means a bunch of fat kids who don't feel any shame and don't feel like they have to try harder. Mm hmm. You with me? I am, to a degree. Yeah, because I was watching the television show The Crown and one of them's at an all boys school and they have to do like a big, like cross-country competition and the kid finishes last. And my girlfriend was like, You know, you got to have a lot of compassion for that kid who finishes last. And I was like, for sure, for sure. But I was like. But you also got to tell him that he just has to beat one other kid. But you know what? Yeah, I was like, I was like, Look, I'm not going to put pressure on my kid to win. Yeah, I don't know if they have that in like just their physical makeup, but I'm like, But you should be able to have like the willingness to find one other kids why this looks just beat. You just got to be one of those triple. Yeah. Yeah, I I agree. I don't know. You tell me when you find that, Chris, also, you want a petition for people to respect e-scooters, but how does that work? We're pretty prominent e-scooter riders, so we've taken a lot of verbal abuse from people out on the road. You know, we're just trying to shred the tree and and so, you know, it's with every sport like skateboarding, snowboarding, there's going to be haters and stuff. So we were trying to be like, Well, why don't we just take this to the streets, get a petition going to just stop the hate early? So the progress of the e-scooter sport can sort of rise as a sport. Now how does this transportation method? It's on, it's on the road like we were shooting the ball at the Culver City skate park. So, you know, e-scooter wow. Yeah, a cupcake to say, Yeah, we got booted, but not a lot of shred on a e-scooter in the bowl. No more is in there. Oh, they don't like they don't like motors and we try to get into the Olympics. But same deal. No motors in the Olympics. Oh, motors. That makes sense. But that feels like they're stuck in the past. Like we feel like in the future, half the events will be somewhat motorized. They should do the wheelchair race and the marathon with motorized wheelchair. So like, let's see what country really kicks ass, right? And Robin's race and we could see you find something that's true. You could bump draft a guy. It'd be it'd be awesome. It's like that doc Murderball. But yeah, getting into more like linear direction. Did Murderball have to be as big as it was designed? But did but did it have to be murder, or was it the title I interviewed on my late night show? Like the guy from Murderball Total Flatliner like s**t interview the guy I one of the lead guys it was. This was a doc. I think it was the name. It just soared. Everyone talked about it for like four months. I was like Murderball, Murderball, Murderball, and they interview the guy is like, Man, yeah, well, it's incredibly well-made. But yes, you're right now the right time, right place with the great name Murderball. It was like our sports underdog. You know, a story that everyone get behind is had that great momentum going forward. And how do you guys villain to? There was one that was great. There was like one murder baller who was like, he went to college. He went to coach Canada's team. Yeah, he got kicked off the Murderball f**king fence up Canada, and he was like craving for power and honor and it like, turned him nasty is what a great movie did. So you're you're a connoisseur of the films. I we have the rope ready page. I don't know. One Page 12. Is this the first book? Yes. All right. Go ahead. Dawson, make me sound smart. First thing is the gym rope. Remember that thing that stretch from the floor to the ceiling in your gym classes that you could never climb that constant reminder that you were inferior? It's the only apparatus I'm aware of that makes it possible for you to be ridiculed while people stare at your nuts. Most of the kids could. Make it to the top. But that wasn't the point. The point was you had to try while some middle aged guy in a windbreaker who couldn't make it up a flight of stairs yelled at you. At some point, somebody decided the ropes needed to be removed. Sparing the kids the rod is a good thing. Sparing them the rope is a horrible idea. We should have put Lado on that rope, giving him a three Mississippi head start, then sent a subway rat scurrying after him. But we didn't want to shame the boy, so we took them all down, gave everyone a participation trophy and a pamphlet on second hand smoke, and sent them to a mall to a cultural diversity seminar. Taking down the rope would be a capital idea if there were no ropes in life, but they're everywhere. You just can't see them there in the workplace. They're in relationships. They're in every goal unrealized in expectation, not met. The point everyone missed about the rope his you weren't supposed to make it to the top. It was there to create a fire that burned in the oversized belly of every kid who could shimmy up it, a fire that has now been forever extinguished with stuffed crust pizza and Mountain Dew. While bonus points were lado that was powerful, they hit me hard and hit your heart. Did that reminded me of similar to the rope? One thing that inspired me as a kid to get jacked is watching my dad. Yeah, watch Jason Statham do pull ups in death. Oh yeah. Death, right? My dad was so and all of his just his physique. To this day, I tried as many popes as I can, so I can match them to impress your dad. Yeah, because you saw the look on your dad's face watching Statham doing chin ups and death race. Yeah, and that's how you got yoked. Yeah. And I think I think that's something for kids, too. It's like if your dad watch Death Race in front of your son, and I think that'll be good. Also, fast and furious, I mean, that was pretty moving stuff. Yeah. I mean, Paul and Vin Diesel, I mean, Vin Diesel yoked in that. So yeah, yeah. Who do we like better? Paul Walker, Vin Diesel? Oh, well, they're going to erect a statue. Yeah, obviously. Come on. But what if they both died in the same car accident at the same time? But we only had on the honor one still, as you said, four for one statue. I think it's still be Paul. Yeah, really. I just think there's a purity to him that comes through on on screen. Mm hmm. Does your love extend to the entire University of Hobbs and Shaw and stuff like that? No, we're kind of a purely loyal to the Fast and Furious makes sense and shows the spin feel a little bit cynical to us. It's true where all the money grab, it's a craven. It's not inspired by, like, you know, a real desire to make art like the the regular series. Yeah, like a need for speed. Some real, legitimate guy who wouldn't live his life a quarter mile at a time or something like that, like some, you know a creed, you know what I mean? I relate to that. Meaning that piece. Yeah, I mean, it's kind of like the old timey feel free. I guess it kind of. There's something about going fast that just like levels out my brain and bits that were the love of the scooter comes in for sure. Yeah, that goes north of what, like 11 miles an hour? Yeah, you get 12. If you're going down a hill. Wow. Yeah, yeah. So you're doing a quarter mile and, you know, sixty five seventy seconds, you know? So that's yeah, your hair's moving, for sure. Look at that. I mean, I'm looking right there, Chad. Oh, glory shot. What a hero shot that Statham inspiration right there? Yeah. So it was watching your dad watch Statham. It wasn't you watching Statham? That's not save them down to thank you so much. Yeah, I was watching my dad watch Statham. Did you dad watch? Do you watch your dad watch other movies and becoming inspired? Or was it just death, right? Norma Rae because of the civic aspect? Right, Nora? Yeah, it's mostly death, race and transporter, actually. Oh, that's your dad's. Your dad knows film. Just yeah, he's a big state buff. Wow. Yeah. We guys are a little let down on the fast. 10. The last one I felt as a fan, I was let down 11 nine oh nine was the last one tense coming. I thought, you know them going into space felt like a natural extension of where they were at, but I wanted them to go farther than space. Oh oh. I don't know what that would be like father but father, but not metaphorically, just physically, physically, physically, like what's because I've seen other movies in space and I expect fast to go farther than those movies. So, yeah, so puzzle Buzz Lightyear goes to infinity and beyond. I wanted to say like, you want to know what was beyond that? I want to know what their vision of beyond is. Hmm. That's a good point, because they're there in orbit. But I want to explore other worlds galaxy in the Fiero. I mean, I found it a little dubious that they took 87 Pontiac free erode out of space. You know, you guys feel like when you first said fear, I didn't realize I was a car. I thought that was like a constellation of galaxies. It does. It probably is in other cultures here. It's a car. Yeah. Is that not the best like whip to take for that kind of journey? You know, when you put it that way, I couldn't offer up a better car like a Tesla. Maybe it will. At least there's some precedent with the tests. You're right. Fear wasn't a particularly well-constructed, you know, Pontiac in the 80s. But you're right. Even a nicely appointed Mercedes or Audi from two thousand and three probably wouldn't hold up in outer space. Any vehicle, modern or not, will need some retrofit. And how much space travel do you think is like looking the Part B in the park? Like, if you feel sexiest and Fiero, maybe that's what. Maybe that's what be Dumbo's feather? Mm hmm. Yeah, I never really thought about what you felt good, and I thought it was more about the equipment. But you're right. Very, very impressive. Yeah, maybe a muscle car. You know what? I would like to actually know the guys who made these films. I would like to be able to get them when they were initially pitching the first Fast and Furious. Like its street racers, it's like gritty underground. It's underground. No names blah blah blah. And then filter it to just show them the last 10 minutes of the last three movies their head would explode. Like there's a submarine popping up from the Arctic shelf. There's there's a giant transport plane that's on a runway that is evidently seven thousand miles on because that plane is trying to take off for the last 20 minutes of the movie. They never run out of space on that runway. Or there's a there's a fiero in outer space, like if you just saw the guys who made the first movie had to be like, OK, fellows, you got $9 million. That's all we got. We don't have enough for names. We may have, like a little bit left for outdoor avatar to rely on story. Yes, we're going to rely on story and we're going to rely on that slammed Acura. And next thing in our favor voom. Now thoughts, guys, dude. I mean, think about that. And then our current show right now, if you ten years from now, it was us in space on scooters, right? That's something to your head. Would explode like Netflix? Thank you so much. Well, may you get another nine seasons. I mean, how does how does it work? They when do you find out whether you get picked up or not? I'll do. We have no idea. Yeah, yeah. But it's not about the money. No. No, it's really not. It's more about. Like. Just getting the message of butthole signing to more people. It's about the message, it's always been about the message or the scooters. Scooters, scooters. I mean, just doing activism in general, small dong stuff. Yeah. What's what's abolishing small dong shame? Oh, people are like at a gym or something like that or just everywhere. I think a lot of people don't acknowledge or admit when they have a small dong, and we want to just take away all the stigma and just make it a safe place for people to, you know, claim who they are publicly. How do you go about doing that? Well, we went on the news and announce that we have small dogs. Wow. There's actually is a revelation in the show about my dog, actually, that, you know, I'll leave it to the viewers to find out, but was also a situation with the small dongs like Lizzo. She's a heavyset guy, but she's trying to reclaim the big bod for the big gals. So she's got the thong back and the one piece and the titties out the side and the rolls, and she's gone. I don't care. Mm hmm. Like, live with it. This is this is the new beautiful. This is what. And so is there a way to, you know, like Tommy Lee took that picture the other day of his big hog, you know? Should we? I mean, you guys with your small dogs, like, do you get some, you know, Levi's and cut the crotch out and go out on a cold day and go, This is who I am like, Well, my mother does. Yeah, I think we also want to juxtapose it with a traditionally masculine images. So I think it's like me and like Roman Centurion armor and with a sword and a helmet. But then my my small dong is uncovered from good. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. But I'm reading here you went on Watters World Jesse Waters show and did the announcement for the small dog. First we got from Yeah, yeah, should we take a look at that? Let's do it now. Let's do it. What clips in the show, Dong and its dang guys, you can't stand watching, doesn't talk about your dogs, you can't do it. They just did. Yeah, it certainly did. They haven't had us back since then. Oh, they'll have you back. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they got you guys got short. They got short memories, right? It's been said many times. That's something your dad tell. Tell you, dad. He can use that one. Oh dear. Thanks, everyone. Thank you. Well, I'm interested in your dad watching the Statham movies, right? He like looking at dude, but he's a straight guy, right? Straight guy. He just he's, you know, he's a he admires a good physique. He didn't treat you like, you know, you don't measure up. Like, can't you be more like Statham? Or He's a nice guy? No, he's nice guy. He just every morning, bacon and eggs, pull ups. I mean, my dad, he my dad loves pull ups himself, you know, I mean, he does 300 pull ups every morning, then renegade rows. So he's been doing that. He's just old school like from the 50s, just banging it out every morning. I always respected that. Like, he's in prison. Dude. Yeah. What are the renegade rows? That's why he did a pushups with dumbbells, usually like 25 or 30, and then you do a push up and then you roll back. Oh, really? Wow. Yeah, dad, man. Yeah, that's it, dude. What's he do for a living? He's a surgeon. Wow, he's hardcore. Yeah, I'll tell you, Dr. Drew always says to me, you know, a lot of these doctors, they're all went nuts during COVID, and they bought in a lot of bulls**t, he said. Not the surgeons. They're like the pilots of the doctor world. Like, they're f**king cool air pressure. They have to be and they have to improvise and you have to be able to work with your hands like it's a very it's highly skilled but highly practiced. It makes sense. Then it feels like they have to be detached from like other people's opinions, right? Yes, they're dealing with something that's like just purely physical and that has like the consequences. Aren't other people. It's like just this one box. Wow, man, it's a Triple Crown car. Yeah, yeah. It's specialized in something. It's a hand surgeon. Oh, you should have talked to a man and I just got my hand. You go ahead. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Well, should one to? Yeah, I got them. From my other hand, I think it's going to need some work at some point, some point from a hit in the medicine or yeah, I would. I would say that all the years of holding the meds right caused a lot of damage. And it's true. Yeah, my right hand would be whoever I was holding the meds for his right hand, which is the right cross, which means they would be hitting my right hand harder all their. But I also did a lot of like jabs and I also punched a lot with my lead hand because I'm I'm left handed, so I jack my hands up. JT what does your dad do? He is a he had a haircare company. He made like shampoo and conditioner like hair gels and stuff your beautiful hair. And she would trigger that a lot from the ladies. Yeah, sure. I know really, really girls like we all wish we had those like beautiful curls. I hear from like hairdressers. Sometimes they're like, Yeah, you got great hair. And like you say that, but you wouldn't trade with me. Your dad successful? He was. Yeah, oh, he passed away. No, he is rather how he is done. Successful things. All right. Well, speaking of being fit, how about a little word from fit bod? Wow. There you go. 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When you sign up now at Fit Body Me Slash Carolla, that's 25 percent off your subscription or try it free at Fit Bar Dot Me Slash Carolla. All right. Shall we take ourselves a quick break? Come back with Chad and JT for the news right after this. You crack the geo grant breaking by law, we can protest politics. Give me those watching out grass stuff they on TV. Joe Biden. The big news with Gina Gina. Grabbed the news with Gina, grabbed a big jury decision just happened. They decided on Wednesday that the L.A. County that L.A. County must pay Kobe Bryant's widow, Vanessa, and another person $31 million in damages because sheriff's deputies and firefighters shared graphic photos from the crash site. 2020, the helicopter crash that killed the NBA star and his daughter and seven other people. The jury deliberated for like just a couple of hours, and they were convinced by the lawyer representing Vanessa and Chris Chester that the photos of the crash caused emotional distress and they went for it. Six million to Vanessa, 15 million to Chester, and Tuesday would have been Kobe's 44th birthday. Why did they give? Like, I get the part where there's an algorithm that insurance companies use that like when the twin towers go down and one guy was a big stockbroker and he made 1.7 million a year. And then there was the janitor, and they both died. But people go sorry. The janitor only made forty one thousand dollars a year, so we're going to pay, you know, he was 57 seven. He could have worked for another 19 years will pay you that time. So whatever. And then there's the well, that's Vanessa. That's Kobe Bryant, you know? And then there were people you never heard of. But then why not just make it fifteen point five each or do whatever she gets? Twenty one and he gets nine. The weirds, you get 16 and you get 15 is a weird little jab something. What is that? Why not just break it in half? And then what is she obligated to do with this money because she will never have to come close to anything known as work ever again? Licensing over God knows what she got after the crash, but I mean, there is no such thing as her ever. She's going to be full. Priscilla Presley, right? Just nothing but mailbox money for the rest of her life. Yeah. Is she sort of obligated to take the 16 and go, I'm giving it to the Aeronautical Safety Commission because there's too many helicopters crashed or I'm giving it so that each helicopter can be outfitted with a terrain sensing device. If this one had it, he'd still be alive like or just the Mamba Kids Mamba Kids Academy. Or can you just hammer that check? You got a hammer, that jack? I don't think you should. Well, I don't think she's I don't. I have no idea, but I don't know. Why would she feel like she'd have to do anything else with it because she's got ten hundred billion dollars, right? And I agree. It's very prominent. Everyone's talking about it, and it's 16 million bucks, by the way, when we go to the sheriff's department, had to pay or whatever. That's just us. I mean, that's just taxpayer money. Well, it's basically it's not like the guy who showed up the picture sixty three thousand dollars here that he's not coming out of his pocket. It's whatever tax money or whatever money that is put in through. You know, all this the police department, the sheriff's department, this department that had to pay the inmate or like whatever it is, it's all just money that could have gone to something else. Well, and then that leads me to the question will we see an uptick in traffic tickets making some money? I'm saying. I think it'd be a good gesture. I couldn't agree more just to go somewhere with that money. What do you guys think? JT Chan. What do I think she should do with the money? Do you know who we're talking about? Of course, yeah. I'm sorry and I think I remember. Yeah. Kobe Bryant good basketball player. Yeah. Tragically passed. Very good, actually. Mm hmm. I read the Lakers book three Ring Circus. Oh yeah. The really juicy Gus in there. Oh, really what? It's intense. I don't know. You just go. I shouldn't have brought it up if I wasn't going to expound on it, but I guess it's safe to see I feel bad dog. Is it a lot of like on the road indiscretion high jinks? I think that writer who's a good writer, Pearlman, I think he likes to kind of take everyone down a peg or two. And he's very effective at it. So it's just about how they're all kind of tough to get along with. To put it mildly. But what would you do with the money? We obviously the Paul Walker statue, a number one is still going to be a couple of mil left over after that. Yeah. I mean, I like the idea of giving it to the mama mama kids. Yeah. Hmm. Aeronautical safety, all that kind of stuff. So just what practical use? Yeah. But obviously, the Paul Walker. Well, that first. Yeah, yeah, that I mean that they'll probably be sixty thousand. So I think a good chunk out. And also that with that kind of money wouldn't take that much out. All right. Yeah, exactly. Well, I'm going to cast iron, right? But but that'll rust. Those are bad. Oh yeah. Yeah, one's ah, stainless steel. Oh, that's an easy pivot. Yeah, for sure. You're a handyman and you suggest, you know, I'd probably go down to the North Hollywood park and see what they did the Amelia Earhart statue out of. Because that thing, you know, Amelia Earhart, the lady who went across the globe and then got disappeared. That's right. Yeah, that disappeared, right? Her well, I said God disappeared like there was. She might have just got lost, but we don't know. We don't know. But the point is is there's a statue of her and she's out front of the North Hollywood park, and she's leaning against a part of her plane that broke off on impact, which is a weird message from. It's a broken for dear life. She's holding a propeller, proud, but she looks strong. But it would also be the first piece that hit the ocean. You know, the propeller rolls on that plank? Yeah, and they have they have one at the Burbank airport, but that's indoor. But then North Hollywood Park, I grew up out here, so I've been seeing her out there unfazed, unchanged, you know, all through throughout the, you know, we have some tough winters out here in North Hollywood, you know, very tough. Yeah. And it's in the district. She's right. It'll depend in the high 50s at some point, but she has survived and lean against that propeller. So I always used to say, I said, like, if you talk to anyone and there was one inside the Burbank airport, yeah, I would say if you talk to anybody under 40 and you're saying like, meet me at the Burbank airport and you'd say, meet me by the Erhart statue, they'd go, Oh yeah, the dude leaning against the paddle because there's no other way to interpret that. Yeah. So Hansen, this is her. All right. So whatever they made the Amelia Earhart statue out of gas and bronze, then that's the Paul Walker one. I like the bronze because it first Paul especially would emphasize his tan. Oh yeah. Yeah, right? That's kind of his natural color. Yeah. And do like and it was at end of the blue. Yeah. Yeah, smoldering. And he would look good. Yeah, he was swimming underwater in slow motion and doing the dolphin style kick. Yeah, your dad must have busted up. I mean, had to really enjoy that, right? I'm going to say, best of luck. No, I'd say the same. But I was saying he must have, like really enjoyed seeing Paul like aquatic. Like, you know, she's graceful. Yeah, I mean, my does he really want us to be swimmers and stuff? Oh, he did work. And he's like, you know, I think he'd look at that and be like, That's the tone you can achieve if you take on this sport. Yeah, it was glorious. Jane, have you ever seen this? Oh, I got to see it. Very well shot underwater. Beautiful, beautiful with oh god. Jessica Alba, Jessica Alba. Look ! Yeah. Yeah, that was sweet. You'd be hard pressed to find two people just sort of naturally looked better in their bathing suits than those guys. You can work out all you want. You can get boob jobs and silicone stuff, but just tall and super lean and sinewy. Hard, hard to find a better combo that makes sense. And then they swam in slow motion. Oh boy ! Underwater. Like, what do they do for like, crafty when they're shooting out on those boats? Do they just have like another speedboat next door with like a table and some granola bars? Yeah, I don't know what crafty it seems like. When I can check into that, I am in the union. Just drop a line. Yeah, sorry, I made you the expert on. No, I. I don't know, I've never I've not done a lot of aquatic work, mainly land based comedy, for sure. I'm a cruise ship or too. I mean, but that's that's not what you're talking about, like Uncle Ron or Captain Ron got a full buffet. But like when they did, Captain Ron shores out of the actor's seat. That's a good. I can make a couple of phone calls. Yeah. Hey, blow, call into Costner about Waterworld. Yeah. Oh God. He's a dear is a dear friend. Before you guys came in the studio, we saw a clip of talking to City Council about the statue, and you referenced a deep cut in skulls. I forgot that he was even in a young Paul Walker. That is a somewhat obscure film. I'm a huge fan of you cited skulls. We are actually just talking about the other day. One of our favorite scenes is when all the chicks come. And of course, they play a hire by Creed because that's the song you got to play when chicks come in the chick show up as the perfect song. Yeah. And Paul, these are two chicks, too. Everyone else gets one chicken. Paul, these are the two. The one that ends of the climactic duel. Yeah. On a on a on a conveniently placed dueling deck that happens to be outside there. These are Old-School dudes. This was like before Hamilton. They were kind of the first ones there was. That movie was not like the hero that Joshua Jackson. Oh yeah. Paul plays for the manger. Wow. Good rich guy douche named Caleb Mandrake. Oh yeah, that's super douchey and super rich and Dre Williams. But no, it's Craig T. Nelson. Oh dude, nice. But I love programs. What year did this take place? This movie to two thousand? Yeah, 2000. It was a contemporary movie. Oh, Christopher McDonald crushed in that area. Was it William Petersen was? No. What's the secret? Society is like a fraternity or something going on bones at Yale. And then they do all regularly. Oh yeah, wow. And 2000, should we watch this, Brian? No. Oh, OK. Probably 13 percent wrong. I think Chad JT should we watch skulls because you're a huge fan of like bad movies, right? Yeah. Well, this is a great movie, but I still think you'll like it. OK, here's really here's the higher scene. Yeah, this is huge. Yeah, this is my morning coffee. Oh yeah, they're so powerful. They just bring in flocks of women. Yeah, yeah. I like to have like supermodels till I'm. What is the right way to score? I think last time I checked, it was 41. Oh, that's shocking. I know it's pretty her. Chad, you got the same name as the lead singer, right? That's nickelback. Check people off. This is crucial. This is great. Justice good. The scores is nine percent. Yes. Nine percent. 43. Audience? No. Oh, that's for dance. I'm a man of the people, but for the proletariat. Screw them. Oh my God, dude. Taking it one step further, one man. Oh my God, what a class act. The title of taxes, to be more fair. Yeah, yeah, I agree. Take me by you to feel making it there. Wooden boats. Wow. Presto ! Duel at Yale. I don't know. I mean, they probably settle it with the crew team, right? You know, like, who can paddle faster like Orpheus or like sword combat? No, I just mean, like a race. I don't know how those guys eat, though. Yeah, I think about it. Like, there you are, paddling for hours on end where crafty, very crafty. In a situation like that. Do you consider the coxswain an athlete? Mm hmm. I'm trying to think like there are certain, you know, that jobs got to be predicated on your weight. Right? Like jockey size, right? Yeah, they never have any heifers doing that gig. On the other hand, do they have a weight or do they add weight like they'll do with a horse? They do it in some car racing. Is there a combined crew weight? And you know, and then what if you're able to hire mini me or something like that? You shave sixty five pounds? Yeah, there must be some rule. Well, we talked about when Ayrton Senna would do is go kart race, and he was like, add weight to the go kart. If a kid was in there like, it's just, we're going fast, we can see who's the best he was for when he raised kids. He invite God. I'll think of his name, Tony Kanaan. I think the big Indy driver. And he said, Yeah, and I was like 13 or 14. Go to Aaron's ranch in need of a big go kart race for all the prominent and great, I don't know, Brazilian kid champions or whatever, and he had a whole track at his house and everything. And he said, first thing you do is add weight. How do you how do you compare him to like the contemporary F1 drivers? Well, I think if you there's Tony, like, was there more pure driving skill when he was doing it versus what you have to kind of do is you have to kind of think of it like, let's say, a pilot from World War Two versus a fighter pilot from today. The equipment is so much more advanced and can do so much more, but it happens so much faster because everything has been sped up. But there are ways to control the car, whereas these guys were just manual shift and blip in the throttle and dialing things in and kind of kind of by the sea. Their pants also with a crazy danger factor that has not been eliminated, but it's definitely been decreased quite quite a bit. So you'd have to give the guys the sort of old school guys the thumbs up just on the crazy danger. I mean, Ayrton Senna is dead now because of the crazy danger factor back then. But like, they had to drive those cars 100 percent themselves with no assisting of any any kind. But now the guys today have some assists, but everything's been sped up, so maybe that evens it out, right? Like how quick they got to work that computer as they're going. I don't think they work it as they're going, but they have a lot of technology. I mean, I just mean, their steering wheels got like, Oh, yeah, yeah, they're they're they're light and they're they're scrubbing through the gears. And yeah, yeah, there's so much like a steering wheel from an F1 car is like a space shuttle. It's crazy. Yeah, yeah. If you got Netflix and you're going to watch these guys, specialists should check that drive to survive. First watch skull, first watch the skull skulls and then that. All right. Let me tell you about blinds galore. They're having a huge Labor Day sale starts Wednesday, August 31st. Everything is up to 50 percent off. You've worked hard all summer now. Let blinds glaucoma. Make it easy for you to get the custom blinds and shades you've always wanted right in your own home. 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Oh, so we should wrap pretty early. Yeah, I got to watch it. All right. Give us another story, Gina. All right, well, let's talk Nick Cannon, because he's having another kid. He is 41, and his girlfriend, Brittany Bell, is expecting their third child together, which is his tenth overall. Nick made the announcement in an Instagram video, which we have of their maternity photoshoot featured Britney posing topless while sitting on the ground and like kind of wrapping her arms around his legs. Kind of like that dime store novel vibe. In addition to his kids, golden and powerful, Cannon shares 11 year old twins Monroe and Moroccan with Mariah Carey, as well as a newborn son. Legendary love with model Brie Tessie tussle. Speaking of the crazy black names, Oh, there's more. Oh yeah, keep going because I want to. I have one for. Get our get our football names ready, max panic. But he's also the dad to twins Zion and Zaillian. They're 13 months, and then he has another baby on the way. Nick said he is expecting to welcome three babies this year. Hmm. So you've said about that. Everyone seems cool, OK? Yeah, the the whole is the seed. All the guys who don't cheat are fools. Why now? Well, what what it is is I've said it a million times. It's like Snoop Dogg with the we don't f**king go hide behind the dumpster, make it part of you. Then we were surprised and upset. If you're not smoking weed at the White House, you know what I mean? Like, he's let you lean into it, right? And they used to do it back then, like when they interview those old guys is old blues guy or rock, or he was a ladies man he'd had at a club with one chick and leave with another. He was in and like, Oh, it all got a laughing start laughing. You know what I mean? They entered with the guy's wife who's still alive, you know? And he died 20 years ago, and it's like, they did love the ladies. And, you know, rub me the wrong way a couple of few times. Guys, stand by your man. But it comes with the territory saying, Hey, what are you going to do now? I like strange tits and a*s. That's that's that's who I am. Like Snoop and his weed? You don't tell. But then there are other guys that are like, Oh, I wouldn't never know. They get caught their hand one f**king time. They get their dick wet with some strange pussy, and it's a big deal. Big to do that. Nick's smart. He's lean and early. Yeah, it's his brand, says Brand. What do you guys think of that? He has? He's going to have 10 kids three this year. How far legacy? Yeah, he's got a whole squad behind him. I mean, I love it. I've been watching Yellowstone a bunch. I mean, it's all about, you know. Keeping the squad strong, and if you're like me, I'm not seen as he in Yellowstone, you cannot know. Kevin Costner's, though. Oh, now I see you're saying it's just about having a family. Yeah, yeah. Keeping their, you know, generational sort of strife, but not Nick Cannon keeping your metaphorical. I gotcha. Yeah, good. The man and I think if you're like, if you really want one of your kids to like, be president or have some kind of significant footprint on, you know, like a Paul Walker type, yeah, if you want that, I mean, you don't know what you're getting when you have a kid, so he's kind of just putting his odds. Yeah, yeah. So he's like, the guy is buying a bunch of lotto tickets. You just get as many lot of tickets as he can because like, I scratch, I've got two kids, but it's like I got two lotto tickets. But what are the f**king chances with those two? It could be, you just don't know. But what is funny is that if he has, like by the time he's done, like fifty kids and none of them do anything, that's going to be pretty disappointing. Yeah, yeah. Or worse, I always feel for the guys, you know, they hear those stories or it's like, Oh, the guy drove his car into a Christmas break and took out 13 elderly marchers. And then they go Donald Johnson Jr. Twenty six years old, I go, Oh, there's a scene here somewhere that's work. And it's got it. You know, that's the chance you take when you go with the Jr. That's right. Everybody knows. I'm curious from you, gentlemen, which name like that he has. He has golden and powerful or two of his kids is legendary love Zion zillion. Legendary love sounds pretty bad ass, yeah, yeah. You go with that one, one of mine of my son was rocking that name and living up to it. Yeah. And I think the girl, I think powerful. I think her middle name is queen, I think, to travel queen canon. Wow. I would. I would caution Nick that there's only so much you can get done with the name, though, you know what I mean? Good luck convincing him. Yeah. Like I said, like, I want to name my kid Kash Wide c**k, but it wouldn't guarantee, yeah, that you're speaking at anything it. I guess it'd be exciting when he walked in the room, but at some point the rubber would meet the road. You know what I mean? Like, maybe wasn't rich? Yeah, maybe he had a narrow c**k like the opposite of a boy named Sue. Yeah. Be careful with the names. That's all. Yeah, you don't have much control over your c**k, but what if, like, pull up? What about that? Oh, pull up is a kid's name. Oh yeah. Yeah, that's good. Your dad would appreciate that you have control over how many pull ups he did. So and pull it walks into the room. He sure s**t. Better be doing his 28. Read the scroll. Yeah. All right. Let's bring it home, Gina. You got it. I'm Gina grad. And that's the news that I'm Crowley. You horse to bastard. Yes, Gina Gina. That was the news with Gina Grad. It's funny that the pull up is probably the most hands centric exercise you know you need. You need your hands for the curls and you need your hands for the push ups, but not like with the pull up. You know what I mean? Maybe that's your dad. Maybe that's why he gravitated toward the pull up. Yeah, his strong hands. I mean, the hand is like the most like, beautifully designed part of our body. I mean, you mess it up, you know, like it can really stare at your hand and tell me there's no God. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, there's order there. There's an order. Yeah, and everything's working. Things make sense. Every finger serves a purpose. Mm hmm. Also, like when you wrestle someone and they got grip strength. Oh man, it's such a game changer. Like when they just put that, Oh man, you feel it either. No matter how hard you talk your arm, there's no way of getting not only that, but psychologically you're already broken and done. You lost that match before it begins. When you feel that f**king dude grip strength, they're like. And by the way, because that's just a metaphor for the rest of this dude, right? The grip, it just kind of comes out of the grip. Every part of this dude's strong. You feel it's history. He's been building fences and the tribe doing like hard work Canada should focus on. All right. 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