Episode 14: Jerry Ferrara

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Youtube.com/ ryanlongcomedy. Go watch it. Yeah. Yeah. Go watch it. Monster. This guy's funny. Yeah. Super funny. You know what I mean? I when I were talking, if you wanna talk supplements, I did, me and my buddies, we used to get we used to get black market China viagra. So No. That's different. Rhinoceros powder? No. No. No. This is why that's different? Because Viagra was, like, at the time, right, so expensive. Yeah. And when somebody's going like, hey. We can $12 a pod. We can do the same thing for $2 a year. So that's different. There's no regulation. That's the problem. These were not the only thing they did is make your face really red. They're just face reddening pills. Yeah. Like, legitimately, you just And you already red the You know what? You come in it'll be extra I remember being with a girl at a table, and she goes, why are you so red? Oh, you were pre gaming? You're doing pre gaming before Your girl's like when you went on a date, you're like, I gotta pop one of these because I I think your face is just red. Smashing tonight. Your girl's like, that's such a turnoff. Why's your face all rattled? What did you say? You was like, you know, you gotta be excited, girl. Must be the lights. I don't think I'm ready. Oh, f**king Steve's coming out of my ear. Oh my god. Yo. That's bulls**t China. The best is multiple guys. Just like 3 red faced dudes. Just ready to f**k. Just sitting there boiling. Just He feels very insane. The guy who told me about him was a magician too. That's the guy who new. That's where you get you you get your advice from the great Kreskin or something like that. Well, that's like those gas station bills. It's like rhinoceros 7,000. And you look at them, they're like black and purple. Like, that can't be good, dude. Two things you don't get from a gas station, supplements and sushi. No. You know what I mean? No. But you you see people I say, what are you doing? Gas station stuff? Have you I have you ever taken the gas station boners? No. No. They can't work really. Dude, it's like crazy side effects. Like, it might give you a bonus. But they don't know, but they don't have the main ingredient. Like, tadalafil or whatever it is. No. No. They can't. Yeah. So you exactly. It's then it's a medical product, so you're like, it's nothing. No. It just makes your heart race. Like, that's No. No. No. Your rate of 5. But that's what makes you feel like, uh-oh. Something's happening. Yeah. Yeah. But if you're making a supplement, like that company, whatever, you have to know at what point in the process do you know you're putting bad s**t in it? They knew from the jump, but they didn't think it would go on broken. Like like, woah. Woah. Oh, they knew it was almost blowing up their spot. Yeah. Like, woah. Kevin James, yo. Right. Right. Right. The f**k you doing? There's no design. And then the website got shut down right away. Well, I mean, like, the laboratory guys were like, ugh. You're the thief? Yeah. Like, how long you think we got? Oh, that's like crazy, right? Did you start already? Yeah. We did. Yo. We're talking we're talking about dick pics. Welcome back to the podcast, everybody. Chris. Hi. Delia. Dude, I had a business call. What? What the f**k? Don't be excited. I never have a business call. I had a business call, man. I always text. I'm like, this is yo. No. I don't even mean like that. I just mean, like, dude, I don't I don't ever deal with it, man. He's in Joker 3. Yeah. Yeah. I am Joker 3. Have you had anybody seen it yet? I the besides Casey because I've It's got such bad reviews. I gotta see it. None of you guys saw it? Joker? No. It's cool that Tim's in it. I I the the thing is that Tim is trashy it, though. My thing is it's hard to screw up a jail movie. Like, if you give me 10 jail movies, 9 of them, I'm gonna like. Yeah. Me too. It's hard. It's hard. You really have to organize. Jail movies notoriously don't do well, though. I mean, I know that there are the ones that did well. Shot you. You're naming the ones that are good. You're naming the ones that are good. Same to touch on. They make a lot of jail movies that don't make money, though. They make a lot of jail movies. Well, they're making money in my house. There's so many good prison movies, bud. Okay. What are they? Okay. American History Act. Con. The TV show Oz. But that's not a prison movie. I'm talking about Green Miles or prison. Green Mile. That's not good. Mine. Shawshank. Yes, it is. Green miles? Okay. So it's fine. John Koffe? We're we're done. Alright. Yeah. Yeah. Next subject Alright. We're done. Here's a bad taste. We're done. We're done with you. But Ryan, you liked it? Joe Biden? No. It's like it's it's one of those things. Even if you want to be, like, the most guy ever and you like, which I would actually love to left to been like, everyone's wrong. This movie's great. Yeah. Every reviews, it's bad. I would have loved to be the guy that walked out and was like, yeah. That movie was awesome. But you walk out and you're like, yeah. Everyone's right. This is Weird. Brutal. Weird. It's that bad. Dude, I was I was watching it beside, like, a black couple, and the the black dude was just, like he kept do he went to the washroom 4 times. He's he's looking around. He's like, what the f**k is this? She's like, Greg. He's like, I've never seen a guy. Dude, they're singing. It's That bad, I was like, I'm like a superhero. You know what, though? But you know what, Tom? I came to see Batman. They're singing. But if Todd Phillips is in the crowd, like, looking with his binoculars, like, you know, from a from a a thing, he would be like, yeah. I got him. Yeah. He felt like it. Yeah. It's a troll it's a troll job. Yeah. When you're doing a troll job, you didn't wanna do it. Yeah. But you still do it right. I'm happy that he went for it. Or or he went, okay. I'll do it. What's this? That's one of those artistic swings that he makes. Yeah. That's all. But that's what the best guys do. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I agree. My favorite people are like Yeah. Conspiracy is the last one. People said it was like an incel movie, so the they had to punish that. They were like, well, now it's just gonna be this dude getting yelled at by Lady Gaga for 2 hours. They sing a lot. Like, that that was the concern. My dad would like that. The comments are, like, this is what happens when you put Lady Gaga in a movie. Like, you think she's the problem? She was part of the problem. Yeah. But, yes, she wasn't the whole problem. Yeah. The whole yeah. Yeah. I haven't I saw Green Mile in the theater so long. I will give it another watch. I'll give it another watch. Hey. Hey. Hey. Jail movies We won't go on the best. No. I wanna be rude. You were wrong about Green Mile. You're wrong about Green Mile. I'm saying I'll I'll be respectful and watch the f**king movie again, dude. I have a hot take on prison movies. They're so you're not They're usually bad. That's Name a bad movie. Take. I don't know them because they're bad. I can't believe I'm hearing this from you. I If you can't name one, it wasn't that bad. You always remember the bad movies. I did. You guys jumped down my throat. You said Green Mile was good, so I'll give it another shot. Green Mile. Jesus Christ, dude. I get one business call. You guys turn on me. Hey, did you think you're all better than us now with your business? No. No. No. No. Go to go to, top the what was this? Top 50 war scenes? Centipede counts as a prison movie? See. Now that's No. The second one is in prison. Is it? Oh, wow. No. They're they're just hacking for escape. It's like no. It's the second one's the evil guard that, like, puts people in the name of Centipede. Is it? Yes. Oh, wow. I'm not kidding. Damn you, Sam. It's all forms of prison if you're I don't think the second one has much heat as the first one. Nick's over here being esoteric. Ernest goes to jail. The last yard. You shot a great movie. The longest yard. Great movie. Wrong to you, bro. I never saw it. It's terrible. The longest yard's great. I never saw it. I'm sure it's bad. It's great. Oh my god. Escape plan's good. The first one, not the second. I didn't even know that was Nelly, Joey Diaz in The Longest Yard. Hell, yeah. Oh, yeah. I love him. So look at these f**king movies you never heard of. Well, let me see. This is a weird list if I'm being honest. Mhmm. Well, yeah. But they're gonna name the ones you don't know. Death rates is terrible. You know that's bad. You know that's bad. Oh, let's go to prison's good with Dax Shepard. Okay. Go to great prison movies. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what this list is, but Well, because Yeah. Worst list. My point is you're not gonna know. That's the worst list. See, that whole list, if I was on a plane, I would watch any one of those 2. But those are the plain movies, dude. That's what he said. Green Mile, number 1. I'm with Chris O'Dell. You get plane movies Well, Shawshank Redemption is great. Redemption is way better than Grim. Shawshank Redemption is great. You need to go I'll watch it. Vince Vaughn just made one's good. I'll watch it again. That cell Yeah. That one, whatever that's called. Was that, yeah. Is that a game? Well, maybe maybe they've turned, but I remember. Was the best show of all time? Yep. Get the gringo. I don't what is The house is like a lot. There's a lot of Cooham Lewis. Some of these are loose with the prison they're calling it a prison movie though. Escape from Alcatraz. Great. Law abiding citizen. Come on, dude. That's terrible. What? Law abiding citizen? No. You're just a f**king moron. Gridiron gang? This is crazy. There's no way that's good. You know what he is? He's a low information individual. I'm not, though. Wow. I'm back. He Fox News ed you. No. That that's Brian Cowan's words. It's a it's a perfect place for a movie. It has all the you know, there there's fights. There's you know, it's just gangs. No chicks. You know what I mean? Let's take a little break, guys, because for most of us like collecting cards like you and me, Eric, and Chris back in the day, the idea of spending $2 or more on a Mahomes rookie car, Otani rookie, dude, it's just on the cards. That's a lot of chatter. Thanks to slap packs from rena club dot com. Now it's possible to score gem mints for a fraction of the retail price. Arena club's the only repack that provides real value, complete view of all possible cards, and a clear hit rate for each single card. Slap packs are revolutionizing the repack game with transparency. After your polls are revealed, they'll immediately be placed in your showroom for safekeeping, selling, trading, or auction. 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They say all the old narrative where guys are like, as soon as they get in, they're getting f**ked by other guys. I think That whole narrative came from Hollywood directors. There's a lot more gays. Well, that does make sense, but I still think it probably happened. I've heard both sides of this because I hear I have heard people say in this spiel, and I've also heard other people being like, yeah. It does. Like, obviously, if I was a gangster dude, I'd be like, nah, dude. Not even on the table. You know what I mean? Yeah. But I've I've heard both. Yeah. You hear me? What's I gonna say? Yeah. It doesn't No, man. Nobody's getting f**ked too. Yeah. They get mad. Like, 6 months you'd be like that and you'd be then be horny as a motherf**ker, dude. Yeah. But if you're only doing a hard core gangsters, bro. But if you're only doing a stretch of a year, then you start f**king guys. You're gay, bro. If you do a start are you kidding me, man? I was like, he's such 8 months into a year stretch. The last 4 months, I'm f**king dudes. I'm f**king dudes on weekends. Dude, if if I that was the if I go to if you were to go to jail, for how long would you have to be in jail known how long would your sentence have to be to be like, alright, I'll probably probably have to f**k some guys in here. Well, the biggest part is you're never getting out. Never. It's it's the problem is I think if you have, like, where everyone's there for 4 or 5 years, everyone's like, okay. If if there's guys that are there forever, that's when it starts. No. I understand. But I'm saying What what kind of said From a personal level. Like, on your your personal like, what is your personal opinion? How long would you have to be knowing that you were gonna be in jail that you'd be like, alright. Okay. I'll f**k guys. Try anything past 20 years. Oh, come on, bro. 5. No. Because what if I get early parole? I'm getting that pussy, dude. The pussy. I'm getting that early parole. Oops. I'm gay. Early parole. Whoops. Oh, I got out. The next day, it's like so 5 so 5 years, day 2. Oh, I f**ked the guy. You just clean it up. And they go, Cresta, you're Next year now, man. You're getting out. You're like, talk about b***h. Boys run a train on me. f**k. Well, I guess tomorrow's canceled. You know, gay guys commit crimes too, though. Right? So if you're gay and there's another gay It's a picture huge delight. If you're gay and you're in prison, you're But that's a big issue. Another gay guy. Yeah. But that that could be a reason why they're gay. Such a small percentage. No. Even in America, it's small percentage. I wonder how many gay people They're gonna f**k they're gonna f**k you. On purpose? What? No. Yeah. No. Dude, you know what you know what the move is? The guy the one guy who's going away forever was, like, oh, I'm trans. Yep. I can't be in a male prison. I'm trans now. And they put him in a female prison. You just start f**king Brilliant. Yeah. Like, 3 girls pregnant. Yeah. Is that real? Yes. Is there Tracy getting in there? No. No. No. Looked at it. That I saw that same story. That's real. Yeah. I was like, oh, I'm trans now, so what's up? Yeah. And then you put him in a female prison, like, hey, 3 b***hes are pregnant. He's off. That's crazy. That is wild. That's real. That had didn't happen in America, did it? In Canada? No. It's America. Is it? Yeah. It was under f**king Tim Waltz's watch. It's a huge move. It's not this one. This is a completely different, like Love wins. Well, it looks like the exact same thing. Love wins. Wins health care. Oh, God. Whatever. And then all the problems you have and you're like Yeah. All the problems you have in jail and you're like, come on. I wanna go to the other jail. No. Call me they. Well, you know, you don't have those problems. They kick you but you don't get jail. I understand. But Yeah. They they gotta protect you if you if if you start telling people your pronouns. Like, oh, we can't put them in general pop. Like, you go to a secret place. Secret place. Secret pop. Secret pop. Shpop. K pop. Secret pop. Alright. Well, anyway safer. I'll be in Toronto. I got shows in Toronto coming up November 9th. God. Are you from there? Where are you doing? Miriam. Is that a place? Mary Meridian? We're to the rapid stadium. Meridian. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Meridian Hall. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Sick. Cool. Yeah. And a few miles away in Orlando, funny I will be Is it a few miles away? Right down the street? November 1st and second. Orlando funny bone. It used to be the improv, now it's the funny bone. Orlando. Remember 1st I don't know if I've ever played that. And second. Orlando. It's I know. Orlando. Okay. Alright. November 1st and second. Oh, and Torrance. Oh, that was dotcom. Ryan just dropped his Ryan just dropped his special. Yes. Ryan dropped his special. Oh, a long special. Yeah. Go check it out. Yeah. Hop over there right now. Yeah. Don't sit Stop watching this. Don't watch this special. The writing process? Let's go walk us through the movie's the theme. You know, like, a lot of comics have been That's a Vine Cowen call. That's it. What's your process? It is. It is. I walk out to opening music, how it starts on stage. Oh, interesting. I love it. I love it. No. But, yeah, Ryan's great. Go check his stuff out. And, he's a friend of the show. I got tattoos, you know, so I sent Nick a link. I don't know if you want to maybe we could talk about his stuff. We should we should give him time. They were probably watching it right now, and then they came back. And then they clicked out of this. And watch Ryan's thing. Alright. And and then now we're back. I know. I'm saying, watch a special. Click out of this. Give them the respect. Watch a special come back. They've already seen it at this point. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. No. Yeah. Right. Right. And we're back. And we're back. Alright. I saw this. There's some artsy fartsy thing where you have to walk in the door Oh. Between 2 naked people. Now my question is this. Which way? Where? Which way? Yeah. Do you want the dick on your butt? Interesting. Or do you wanna go dick to dick? I think I'm I'd I guess you'd you'd like to look at the chick. You'd look at the chick. So you want the dick on your butt? Whatever. I'd just be like Kevin, hey. Hey. Look look at this comment. He actually sent this to me before you. Oh, really? Yeah. That is hilarious. I'm just curious. Hey. That dude said meat on the back is crazy, but meat on the foot meat on meat is diabolical. It's just like like, whoever this is the same people that wrote Joker too. You know what I mean? Like So is Strollin'. This is the same guy. Why would you yeah. That's how you felt watching Joker too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The guy is the this guy goes, as a straight man, why would you wanna go to it? Yeah. I'm I'm not gonna go to that exhibit. You get to the door you get to the door, you're like, woah. What's No. I'd be like, I'm just gonna Alright. Alright, Chris. Great. What what what's going on here? Yeah. Hey, bro. Yeah. Yeah. I wouldn't even do that. I'm like, I'm just gonna go around. You go like this. I think you wink at the girl. Yeah. Yeah. That's just weird. Like, the fact that you even, like, allow allow this. If you walk up to this, I just But is there security like, no. No. God, go to the black guy. No. I'm just gonna go around. Well, that's why they have a black guy because I'm just gonna go around. Because you're about to do this to the black guy. Don't touch me. Yep. And then when you go through, he goes whispers in your ear. He goes, hell, yeah. Oh, that makes it Yeah. Take that. Take that. I f**ks with art. Absolutely. There's a saying to help you remember the answer. It's art. It's art. You can go pole to pole and hole to hole, but not pole to hole. I mean, I I understand that, but there might be a really fantastic painting in that doorway that you have to look like this, like A better question is how you want your girl to go through. Yeah. That's a good point. Which way do you let her go through? Interesting. No. I don't know. Yeah. I think she goes through, and then you walk and break up with her and never see her again. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or set up a video camera and just watch it happen. I I think I think the move is you kinda bully them and just go shoulders, like, straight off. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My question is You can. Yeah. You guys you guys can't because cauliflower years are necessary for the bully. New scenario. You get hired. You're that guy. Mhmm. How do you like, is there a Oh, come on. Every time my guy goes to this What's going on? But when when you get hard, you know what I mean? What if you're just there, like, you know It's fine. So uncomfortable, though. I'm getting hard. I'm getting hard. You know? It's so uncomfortable. What do you do? Then it's gonna touch your pussy. It's gonna touch your pussy. This is like one of those turnstile things where you have to, like, you know. Or or anytime the guy goes guy goes face first. Just like this. Yeah. Yeah. Anytime the guy goes face first, you go gay. Gay. Gay. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, dude. You can't say that. It's all kind of gay. Right? I mean I'm not going to that exhibit. Honestly, this is probably the least gay art piece at that exhibit. Well, it's just yes. Controversial art exhibit. Yeah. You get in there like You have to touch dick to get in. What's in there? That that's what he's saying. Yeah. Oh, Oh, yeah. What's in there? Yeah. Just dudes with their mouths open. Yeah. Just open buttholes. Hey. It's the bukkake exhibit, and you're the art. Also, is this a curt Oh, god. Is this a good one recently where they had a pop can art? Like, you know, they're just like junk, and then the janitor accidentally sweeps it. It was, like, worth the 5 $10,000. They had a big thing about it. Is is there security? It's like, no. No. Gotta go through the right way. Can't go around the back. Gotta go gotta go through. Snuck in through the back. Can we can you find out what's in that exhibit, Nick? Is there, like, a s**t? Most of art feels like you're being pranked by Yeah. I know why now. Remember when Hunter Biden was doing art, selling it for, like, 600 k? Yeah. You know who I heard? Laundering money. You know who I heard. Figure it out, people. My friend said that he got artwork from, and I didn't know that she does art now, Rachel Dolezal. That's a good one. Did you know that? Well, I I No. No. I don't. She does everything though. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah. She does OnlyFans too. Of course. She's a teacher? Of course. No. I didn't I don't know. But how old is she? I've looked up the OnlyFans. Any good? No. I just do the leech. Who's that? Is that the girl that is such a white girl that's such a black? Yeah. Look at look at No. It's not good. No. It's not good. Is it good? I was the nut. But yeah. But art art is just art and, like, it's just like NFTs, like, you know, it's like fake, like, you know, like No. But I'm but the fact that I I I just didn't know that Well, this guy made a choice. Wow. If you think about it. Yeah. What if you realize halfway through you did the wrong thing so you turned around in in between both of them? Oh, yeah. I would just walk straight through like this. Just have So she makes art. My buddy bought pieces from her. Oh, wow. Yeah. That's a joke or I don't know. I I It has to be. Right? Damn. Was it a child? Doll is all in your house is hilarious. Yeah. Well, that's yeah. So I think that But you'd have to tell people, you know what what that is? That's a lot of talk. You like that? Well, that's part of it. You know that girl that went blackface? That's part of it, dude. But she does all, like Damn. That's her work? Yeah. I guess so, dude. Does she offer any white art? Or No. She's black. I have some She's done a lot of I have some Filipino friends and I went to their place. This is a long time ago. But they bought this house. Right? And then one of the light fixtures had a Nazi Nazi stuff on it. How much they want for it? And I said stupid. But I said I was like, you guys were like, yeah. You came with the house. It was like, for them it was kinda like Take it down. Historic. Yeah. But it was like, well, I mean, that's but you think about it as like, we're out. Money for it. Real Nazis live here. That's why. That's why. Why? I think that that's a thing in people's head, like, no matter what. Oh, like Charles No matter what it is, you know? Confirm. That documentary is fascinating. Sloppy Joes? What what documentary? The Hers. Oh, I don't know it. I don't see it. I didn't see it. Oh, I didn't know she had a documentary. Nice. How'd you guys find out about it? Because her hand is a lot of pots. Oh, on on Netflix. It's it's fantastic. Oh, no. I knew about it from before well, I don't know when they came out Netflix. She was like really helping out her community, the black community. Yeah. And then Social media thing. And then then And then being the queen, dude, to be the queen. No. It's great. They go on to the whole thing. Let's take a little break because the it's getting cold in LA, guys. It's getting cold. Yeah. Pumpkin spice lattes for all the ladies. I know it's so easy. So you need a wardrobe transition from summer to fall. And, here's something I'm really looking forward to as the weather turns cooler. Football games, pumpkin spice lattes, and really a bunch of other rituals that I'm excited for. I slip into a cozy sweater from Quince. You know, Quince is known for their Mongolian cashmere sweaters from $50. I got, baby clothes, toddler clothes from Quince and they're awesome and they're very very cute. Great hoodie. Kristen love it. Super comfortable. 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Visit betterhelp.com/newdirection today to get 10% off your 1st month. That's betterhelphelp.com/newdirection. Back back to art that yeah. Like Charles Manson made art. You buy, art from John Wayne Gacy. Yeah. Yeah. So I I speaking of killers cases. Serial killers, Who would've got well, I'm sorry. No. It's okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's okay. But just on that Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The dude from the the the the Nickelodeon, that guy owned Gacy's art. Oh, really? The the the The main guy? Quiet on the set guy? He quiet on the set guy that was that she I heard about that. I heard about that. He he this I already found out he was crazy because he invited everybody to his place. Oh, wow. And then he had, like, he was corresponding with, John Wayne. Yeah. And he had art and he was like, look, I have the you know, I I just don't know if that's something that you want. That's not something you show everybody that comes to your house. Yes. I agree. I agree. I agree. You know, you might have to collected and not be so f**king weird. No. No. But don't showcase it for every Yeah. Nobody get your centerpiece. Right. Yeah. Yeah. But anyway, that's why he said that for longer. But I worked so I was like, hey. That's a cool clown thing. Where'd you get that? And he's like, funny story actually. Yeah. And they're probably like, oh, red flag. He's touching kids. If you only have if you just have that one, then for sure. But, like, if you're like a collector of, like you have, like, well, that's a Hitler. There there's a, you know what I mean? That's a Hitler piece. That's That's Hitler. That's Diddy's jumpsuit over there. It's like it's like the muse to you. Yeah. You know, is it glass? You know what I mean? That's Ted Bundy's mask on the right. Have a purple light on it? Because you could be like Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, yeah, Hitler could draw his a*s off. If they would've just let him into the art school, we wouldn't have these problems. They shot him down. He got real mad. Dude, you wanna I gotta vibe for you. Fine. I'll do my second option. No. I have a vibe for you. You know, they they this is sad. The dude from one direction who jumped off of him and killed himself. I saw a thing on, like, a conspiracy thing on Snapchat. They're relating it to Diddy somehow. Oh, yeah. Wow. Oh, interesting. Nothing can happen without them relating it to Diddy now. The hurricane's Diddy's fault. The hurricane. Yeah. I saw it's like, oh, why is it a tittiness house in in in f**king Florida? But that that kid, he didn't commit suicide. Right? Yeah. They said he, like, fell off. I don't know. He had drugs in his system. They didn't think there's more to the story. Yeah. I think there's more to the story. What's the story? That's what I'm saying. I mean, it's always that The Internet's slippser on it, though. Yeah. Yeah. The cracker. Yeah. Yeah. They you know, that's crazy. What's this? Oh, here we go. I had that with P. Diddy. I went over to say hello to P. Diddy, and Jay z was there. And, Leonardo DiCaprio sat for that. Oh, I think you've dropped enough name. I mean, this is a I don't know if that was the bus that was on the air. Weird. No. No. No. No. But he was saying on this thing that, like g*****n. Did did he, like, held his hand way too long when they shook hands, and he made a whole thing about it. Oh, okay. Well, anyway, I So now they kill them. They kill them. They're leaking and then they're connecting Bad Bunny now, who I think Bad Bunny's bi. So Bad Bunny's like, yeah, man. Let's f**king But by Bad Bunny has been famous for, like, not that long, though. Yeah. You saying the real s**t happened 20 years ago. Yeah. Who knows? Or or or or 10, you know? But, yeah. There's some 2022 out there. Oh, is there? These guys being sued. And and and every stopped. But every lawsuit is, like, so intense. Like, the like the like the one I sent you guys where the the guy saying he's in a Macy's stockroom, and there's 3 bodyguards, and they hit him over the head with a gun. And they're like, shut up. We're gonna kill you. And then Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, how's this dick? Yeah. But I'm saying, like, these bodyguards need to be in jail too, man. Right? Well, they're just doing the job. Dude. Oh, also, dude. Yeah. I saw that. I saw that. That's when the Pat the Bieber Pat. Yeah. That's Tapped him for his mic. This is no doubt, dog. Good to see you, man. He's, like, all over him. Yeah. Hey. Bieber been through some s**t. Nick patted me down before him. f**king you all those years ago. Hey. What was the bad Standard. It's standard, right, guys? Nick, what was the bad money audio? It it's obviously fake, but so Alleged's doing a lot of work in that system. Yeah. It's just f**king That's real. That's real. Confirmed. Let it all out. Take that. Take that. That's real. Yeah. That's as real as it gets. That's obviously Bad Bunny and P. Diddy. That's Bad Bunny and P. Diddy. It's clear as dead. Yeah. This guy is like like like and then when what's gonna happen? I rest my case, your honor. No further questions. Here's the audio. Clink. That's all you need now. Open and shut. How do they get their hands on that? Yeah. Oh, f**k that leak. No. What a They keep saying that there's all these videos of, like they keep saying, like, Jaylen, the videos are being released, and you look and there's no videos. There are absolutely Well, not yet. Not yet. There's one video. They keep saying that. There's one video. He beat the s**t out of Cassie. We right, Cassie? That's the only one. We saw it. That's enough. Yeah. Go to jail. That's enough. Yeah. Hey, have all the videos you want. I know. I know. Have all the videos you want, though. That's f**king crazy. Ones are like p ditty in jail. I'm like, I'll check that one out. But I boy, I never got to my thing that I got to say. Go ahead. Speaking of serial killers, I was at the, Erewhon and I saw, the actor that plays 1 of the Menendez brothers. He was there. How about that? Where were you again? The Erewhon. They're not serial The Erewhon? Erewhon. But they're not You said the Erewhon. How how am I supposed to say it? Erewhon. Oh, Erewhon? Erewhon. Erewhon. Well, there's an e in there. Hey, welcome to speech impediment, baby. No. I don't fist bump that. I don't like you. It's Erewhon. It's just Erewhon. It's Erewhon? There's some there's some real crystalia here. Okay. Yes, meet you, Peterman. Erewhon? I'm getting into some real what is he, a Jedi? No. Uh-uh. I'm getting this is No. I Which guy? Which guy was it? The super gay one on the left or the the hardcore brother on the right? Hold on. Oh, you think the one on the left is gayer than the one on the right? Wait. No. Shelly was? The one on the left was gayer and Yeah. And yeah. And also, he's a he's a It sounds like they didn't get a retrial. Look up Erewhon. Isn't that crazy? As soon as you get a Netflix documentary, you're on your way out of prison. Oh, no. Not a documentary. No. A fictional retailer. Yeah. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Because the documentary, like, I'm making a murderer. He's still in jail. Yeah. No. But there's a doc that but the doc came out. The documentary puts people in jail. Right out. Bioponics. Yeah. But, I mean, this is the thing that you're talking about. The doc doesn't help him as much. The doc, you're like, oh, man. They might have been bulls**t. No. I know because this is they they they yeah. Well, because it was made by Hollywood, and they want you to feel like they, you know, they they should be out right now because they were f**king, you know I know, but James guy's documentary put him in jail. Right. Right. Right. Right. Because he's on the mic. Oh. They didn't kill him. I'm guilty when he's pissing in the f**king thing. He was like, of course, I could kill him all. Of course. Of course. I'm guilty. Of course I killed them. Like, just pissing. Like, what? Who talks to himself? Who admits crimes when you're pissing? Of course I did it. Of course I f**king kill them all. Just idiots. They tried No. Like They tried saying that's not evidence? Like, no. No. That that works. That works. We're recording. But so wait. Look up Erewhon. It's just Erewhon, dude. If you keep saying it like that, we're gonna get mad. We're gonna get mad. It's not Erewhon. E r e Erewhon. Some of the most mispronounced Erewhon. Just listen, dude. Like this Oh, I believe Julian. It's what he does. f**k him. Dude. Today Now, wait. Let's see how he says croissant. They really drag out these videos, Yeah. I know they're gonna get it. Chain. I can Let's break it down. I can tell you why this is the real crystal of the issue. Well, I'll tell you why it's Erewhon and not Erewhon. Because, you know, Erewhon is supposed to be nowhere backwards. Right? Yes. Okay. Oh. That's what everyone said before. Lot of people don't know that. No. Everyone knows that. Nowhere, if you do it backwards, it would be Erewhon. Yes. But I don't have one. It's not spelled correctly though. Right. But bro, but why don't you just f**king relax, though? Okay? You know what I mean? Backwards. No. It's not. It's not. It's it's almost backwards. Yeah. It's almost. It's almost. N o oh, yeah. That is. The dumbest thing you can do is n o. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. It's Erewhon, though. Yeah. You just said Erewhon. No. He Erewhon. That's. Okay. You say, you say You say Every. Instead of Every. Erewan. You're saying Erewan. Erewan. Erewan. No. It's Erewan. Erewan. I'll never say Erewan. Air one. You just said it. No aware. I'm Italian. No aware. No aware. This message comes from BetterHelp. Can you think of a time when you didn't feel like you could be yourself? 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But without the sound. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Electric. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was like, there's f**king I'm so upset. Just fuming in silence. But I yeah. You ever do full blown grocery shopping? Oh, he's not. Well, after that Super Bowl commercial, he doesn't give a f**king itch. That's true. You have different levels. That's how that's how you know you made it. Loaded. Maybe I have an Airline, guys. God. Well, that's crazy. Dude, when you're buying groceries from Airline, you're falling. I don't think I'm looking through the bag. I get home. I put the bag. It's like, okay. Alright. What's the I'm looking for the gold bars. Yeah. You know, like, what what what what If you're buying tomatoes from Airline Is there a little Asian boy in here that's gonna cook food for us? Like, what's what's Alright. It's worth it. There's a f**king Russian bride. Yeah. Yeah. Alright. Yeah. Thanks for getting that, sweetheart. I get her out of the bag like this. Oh, okay. Unfold her. Alright. It's worth it. So Tua, who he's had multiple concussions. Yeah. Right. 1st. And he gets, like, the Threw up the gang signs. Yeah. Yeah. Fencer's response. He said he's not gonna wear the Yeah. Additional helmet. Would you guys wear it if you were in the NFL? So But that's a little misleading. What's it look like? No. But that's a little misleading because there's, like stupid. There's, like, 3 or 4 helmets, though, that do the same thing that don't look like that. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's misleading. So he's probably, like, no. I'm not gonna wear that thing. I got this helmet. Yeah. There's other there's other helmets that actually are even safer than that. That's what he has to wear. But that one looks stupid. And it's an option for players now. Yeah. Some do, some don't. Yeah. Yeah. But there's other helmets to Don't do? I saw some I saw some pros talking about it on, like ESPN. Oh, it does nothing. It looks like it doesn't do much help. Oh, it does nothing. No. It's a diaper. Yeah. Yeah. It does nothing. Yeah. That guy looks so stupid. Oh, I s**t my head. Yeah. Sometimes I s**t my head. I need that diaper helmet. It's just a draw. It looks dumb on the really little guys. Yeah. It looks dumb on everybody. It does look dumb. Okay. So why don't they just have airbags? Like, when you hit they go that would be the s**t. Or they should just play in they should just play in those, like, sumo outfits. They're just There you go. You know? I tell you, I like football more. Football has been fixed. So there's so he said he oh my god. He's not gonna wear one of those, but he does have a protective helmet. Yeah. I just has he been wearing that? Nope. What? Personal choice. So many people outside world are saying, he should retire and don't play this and that while you're simply free the next. I wasn't paying attention to any of it. None of me. What are you wearing, Gordy? Yeah. He's gonna end his career. How so? No. No. No. If he gets another He's got to end his life. Yeah. Yeah. Like, this guy Wait. So Like, this he's just not built for it. Play at normal speed, though. Yeah. Sorry. Yeah. No. It's okay. But I just wanna see Will you wear Gordy's I wanna see his like legit reaction to it. Will you wear a guardian cap? Nope. Wow. What? Personal choice. Few minutes. So many people outside world are saying he should retire. Don't play this and that while you're symptom free the next I wasn't paying attention to any of it. Oh. None of it. Because I had a good question. Yeah. Think. I wasn't paying attention to anybody. I was too busy s**tting out of my head. Nor should he though. You shouldn't pay attention to random No. No. No. He's Dolphins fan. Like, you should retire. I agree. But You should do this. She's like, what? So break this down for me. Are you are you a football fan? Not really. No? Yeah. Same. So 2, Now you have to ask Brandon. Got 2, no. No. The 2 of them are, I know. So the the 2, the 2 of them are. Hoktoa, There's a joke in there somewhere. Anyway, it's a big fancy football team name this year. Yeah. Yeah. What's that? Tua is a because because of this guy, it's a fancy football team name. Oh, okay. Of course. Yes. Of course. Of course it is. So he got hit bad a few times. Right? Yeah. 1 like horrible. Right. I remember that one. Way through with the gang signs. Right? That one. This one wasn't even as horrible. This one isn't even horrible. It's crazy. It wasn't good, though. It happened to them like that. So and and so what are they saying? What are the doctors saying? Well, the doctors aren't saying anything. They're not gonna tell us. Of course. Right. And so they so they gonna he went through their protocol. He's been off for however many weeks, and it really is his choice. But, like, you know and we don't know really, about enough about CT and all that kind of stuff. We don't know enough about it. So people are just saying, hey, man. You already got a bunch of money. Why, you know, why do this to your To your jam playing football. Exactly. I don't do stand up for money. I like to do it more. You know what I mean? Yeah. That's It's like, no. I wanna play football. Yeah. You're not getting your skull smashed in at the Yeah. No. I would I would yeah. True. It would change you. True. True. We're also not getting compensated like that either though. Compensated like that either, though. Right. Well, yeah. What's your he Like like if he retire I think if he retired, he would still get the money. No. Oh, that's right. But but oh, and that's why he's playing. Yes. He has to play a certain amount of games that get his entire contract. Now there's some guaranteed money in there where he should be set, who knows how he's living? So this is the 1st concussion? The first one gets slammed said. Well, slammed his head on the ground, dog. That was a really bad one, though. But No. No. Just like these are top 3. Okay. Oh, god. That's not good. Yeah. I know. That's He's just not built for this, man. I don't know if anybody is. Yeah. Well, I mean, I don't know. So that's the bad one. That was the one. Slammed his head again. Yeah. That was bad. f**k. God. That's hard to watch. The f**king fingers. f**k. And and and you the problem is is when you concuss and you do it a lot Yeah. Then your brain No. Goes, okay. We got a problem, so it's easier to get them. That's the issue. Right. Right. Right. It's it gets way easier. It happens more frequently. Because this one, the the one That's the second one? This is the second one? f**k. That that see, that one's not bad. It doesn't even it didn't look that bad. Which one's this one? This was the last one. Who knows what happened in practice or the prior week? That's the second one? The one and you know what's you know what the real irony too is that the the last one, he was hit by the guy from Buffalo that, like That died on the They thought he was dead To Buffalo? Yeah. The Buffalo guy. Yeah. Who who ironically Wow. Yeah. Wow. Izzy. His name is Izzy? No. I know. It's just a joke. So, I do a lot of wordplay. Concussion. Izzy Hocktoa. I just f**king farm out there, but I'll be in Toronto. But the, hey, let's take a break. Hockberry. Check it out. I'll be your Hockberry. Hockberry is. I see what you're doing there, but this is called Huckberry, not whatever the it is in the app. Huckleberry. Yes. Okay. And Huckberry is the one stop men's shop made for active, stylish, and adventurous guys. And let's face it, that's us. That's us. Millions trust us for discovering and shopping highly curated products from the world's coolest emerging and heritage brands. Oh. Huckberry prides themselves on being the go to source for discovering the world's best quality apparel, footwear, content, and gear. It's a one stop shop for all men out there. So be fashion outdoor retailer. Be sure to go to huckberry.com/golden so they know that we sent you. 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He's done for the And they're not even getting compensated. Like, the UFC is not even getting close to compensated as much as the NFL players are getting compensated. Just what you signed up. Just signed a 40 something, 45, $46,000,000 a year deal. To him? More than that. No. It's it was it was it's probably like $50,000,000. You gotta look at that. Like, what's the guaranteed money? Because a lot of it's incentives playing you gotta play a certain amount of games. What what kind of money did he have to it? Right? He's balling. Okay. But he he should have 40, 50,000,000. You know you know who knows? Is he is he living that p ditty lifestyle, you know? You mean in jail? Yeah. Dude, he if he has 40, 50,000,000 dollars yeah. You're set, obviously. He should be. But those guys are like, nah. I want like, I I get it. Like, when you're f**king a pro athlete Yeah, man. That's your dream. Bro. I wanna keep going and I wanna make more money. And You might be already thinking I'm getting CTU one way or the other. It's happening regardless. Yeah. I do. Look at Kawhi Leonard. I was on a radio show about 6 years ago, and and and they were talking about Kawhi Leonard. And I was saying, like, they said he had a degenerative knee disease. Yeah. And I said on that thing, I was like, I think that that he's damaged goods. Cut to the guy hasn't played a full season, and he they keep signing him. Oh, really? Like, he's made he's made half a $1,000,000,000. Just when he's playing, he's super Uh-huh. Yeah. So you're on the bench, but you are so you're on the bench, like, yeah. I'm I'm rehabbing. What are you supposed to do? I know. How about how how about Embiid came out? I was like, now you won't see me. That's so amazing. Fun guy? Yeah. That is so amazing. I got one of the fun guy shirts. You do? That's Toronto. And Toronto won the Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Of course. So he but he That's the last time he was really good. And even in that even in this year, he was doing a lot of load management Yeah. And he survived through the playoffs. Learned a lesson. And he hasn't been able to do that since. That's why the guys should be on hghpeptidestranscendentcompany dotcom/bensham. It's so they just gotta take peptides and also Who do you play for? Toronto? I'll be in Toronto November 9th. But he, No. He don't play for him anymore. Put it on Thursday. Way in Orlando. You can go November 1st. Right down the street from that, Chicago, Nashville. Exactly. Right up the street. Just f**king Right down the street. Philadelphia. It's like Toronto, Orlando, and then right down the street, Tennessee, you know. So, yeah. f**k. Yeah. I does Tua have kids? He he has kids yet? Okay. So, if I had kids and that was the deal and the doctors were like, it's you know, you get another concussion, who knows? I would I would quit. I would I would have to. They probably said that the last one. Right. The last one they're telling him to quit. The well, the yeah. I I I But you also don't get to his level by succumbing to pressure and outside No. I know. Yeah. I get it. I know. But at this point, though No. I get it. He just had he has this press conference. Now we said, like, I don't listen to the outside noise. I don't care. If he has another concussion I don't put the helmet on. Why would I wanna I don't wanna hear about it. At that point, he gets another concussion. I'm like, I can't I am not feeling sorry for this guy anymore. He needs to go Or his family. Right? No. He needs to go, you know what? Take half of my pay and invest in the offensive line so I don't get hit. Sign some better offensive line so I don't get touched. He that hit that he the last concussion, he was scrambling. True. He was trying to, you know He's running. He's running. And by the way, the guy hit him, like, wasn't trying to hit him. I'll go ahead. Yeah. He was like, uh-oh. It's Tua. You know what I mean? Like, they and then the guy know him something because he only he died on the field for 2 seconds. Yeah. Still. Ask me if I'm wearing a helmet again, I'll wear no helmet. I'll wear no helmet. Ask me if I'm wearing a helmet again, I'll wear no helmet. He just comes out in a thong. He dies. He comes out in a thong. No helmet. What up? What up? You know? He trips and dies. Yeah. Right. I feel bad. I I don't know, man. Oh, this was did we talk about this or no? No. We didn't. This is wild. Right? This is crazy. I haven't seen a z. This is streamer, Jack Dority. I don't know why this guy is. I haven't seen a this. Oh, wow. You're you're a bad guy. On stream. I found out Jack Dority. About this guy, from this. This is how old I am. Me too. Okay. Oh, really? Yeah. So he's Texan and his McLaren price is 75. And it's raining. Just a $1,000,000 car? No. Well, whatever. I mean Say 375. This is crazy, bro. But this song is so great. Yeah. I actually probably get it. This is This is scary. Oh. Is this real? No. Yeah. Oh, this is real. No. No. This is real. Yeah. Woah. Now watch this. Oh. Israel, it happened in Israel? No. It's not a war plan. War plan. War plan. f**k. Open the door. Open the door. Open your door. His friend's super f**ked up. Hurt you. Camera on me, dude. They film for me. Yes. He's not really best friend at all. Oh, you really got you really looked for that one. That was good. So Now my question is okay. Then serious question. Why did it rewind? No. No. No. My serious question started over. Serious question. It's like that Tom Cruise movie. It it his head. Oh, wow. Even worse. But he is Look. He's still filming while they're dragging him out. Momo, baby. Momo, friend. Oh. He's committed. f**k, dude. My My car is friends, like, nice. s**t. No. Bleeding from the head. Could you imagine? He's like, hey, dude. Get the camera. Bro. Wow. This is the ground you need to get a lot of views, and I don't have it. Mike, are you good? Oh, by the way, Mike. Oh, yeah. Oh my god. Bleeding from his Imagine we're in a car together. That happens to you guys? And you start doing it. I start thinking about the car. I can't even believe that. I mean My Honda Civic steering wheel. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. First of all, wait. Okay. I'm We missed the whole part where we dragged the kid bleeding s**t. He wants the mayor of Griffis in? Want some mayor of I'm mind blown right here because forget about like, if if we were in if I was in one of your guys' like dumb stupid expensive cars Yeah, bro. Like to have. Hell, yeah. I I this is the thing. Love those. If you were like this, oh, f**k my car, I would get it. You spent a stupid amount of money on it. Hilarious. Okay. The thing I would be upset about is you doing this. Me too. That would be the thing. If you if you I get you your car, it is expensive. It's a lot of money. Over there. I would be like, alright. I get okay, dude. Yeah. I'm okay. Tell it to me later. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, bro. But if you do it like this Yeah. No. You don't. No. You didn't. No. Ryan. Nick Nick keeps shut no. This is gonna piss you off. Nick keeps shutting it off, but his friend's like, oh my god. He don't know the people and he he goes no doubt, dude. And force him to film him. Nick's doing a bad job. Just to be fair, Nick's doing a terrible job. But You haven't seen the worst, but the sheer reason in this game that you think he's rolling with a guy like you and not another one of him. Right. Like, his buddy is like Max. Get the footage. Yeah. Oh, right. Good. What's the live music? Like, it's not you in the bad music. If he didn't get the footage, he would have been like, you f**king missed my gash. Yeah. His buddy gets it. His body's in the passenger seat. I'll be like, slow the f**k down. Do I? Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. We're gonna f**king No. This this kid's on the same vibe. Get this. I'm dying. Get it. The views. The views. No. His buddies like this bleeding from the scalp. He goes to his o o o riley. Best guess. The best guess for my Instagram account is 734. You can even play 4 for double factor. It's not decation. That's true. You gotta upload it. Erase those DMs. This is really hard to buy. Hard. Holy s**t. No. Are you f**king kidding me, bro? Oh, no. I'm not the general one. He posted a video that I saw, like, maybe a month ago where he was he goes, bought this house for 1,200,000, sold it in 7 months for 1.7. That's how you make money. And I was like, damn. That is not a good No. No. No. No. No. Oh, people at home, oh, you know? Yeah. Greg is like, that's how you do real estate. So it's okay. Wow. For what were your real estate fees? What was it? They said you made $0. I know. I know. I know. What it cost to buy out your mortgage? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is the one. What? Ugh. Again? It's much more. f**king Michael here. Look. Michael here. Take the camera. Bleeding from the scalp. Look. Look at the other guy. He's got another phone with him too. Of course. Oh my god. Look. He his friend's oh, still in there. My question was he wasn't arrested? For reckless driving? I know, man. He should be. But this right now is what we're dealing with. Not that How much does that car cost? Your car guy. Probably 375. Woah. I know. But I'm saying, like, you dig out the video Nah. It could be more, bro. With the s**t in it? Who knows? What what s**t? He's not tuning that. He has a rap on it. I guess. Yeah. You know, that that's the part you hate the most. Right? Yeah. I don't like that. That he has a rap. No. No. No. You let you you let raps, but that rap was terrible. That rap's disgusting. That was terrible. Even McLaren's like, g*****n it. I'm just thinking I'm thinking dude, like You made us look bad. Yeah. I was still thinking about that. Like That That he had that he was filming. Yeah. It's crazy. But That's his job though. And you know what he is? He's a f**k I saw. I saw. 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Like they figured it out. No, watch him get hit in the face. He gets pelted. No, this isn't even the one. This is bad enough. This is bad enough. But during the performance, they throw and they it goes like this. I'm just I'm just older, like, hey. Whoever you need in the face, man. Yeah. Right here. Boom. Oh, that's bad. Yeah. But but this is they want them to do that. No. I I understand. No. No. No. No. But what I was No. No. Okay. Hold on one second, Nick. Hold on one second. This guy's stealing. That's mad. I keep missing. No. No. But what I'm saying is it would be different if, like, this crowd was, like, this drink sucks and they were doing this. That then then the guy gets hit and he's still filming, like, whatever. No. No. But this looks like this is the thing. Yeah. But yeah. You don't want them messing with them on the wheel? I understand. No. They are for sure, dude. They are messing with them, but also these guys don't care. It's the same thing with the car. In a way, he's like, not that footage. No. Hold on. He's like, I didn't want it to happen, but it happened. I got it on footage. We're gonna get the views and the view the money on that from this, I'll buy another. But I'm saying you get Pelton in the head of the prime you want that to be on the Internet? I don't. These guys do. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I mean? If I get a car wreck, I don't want it to be online. This guy, Jack Daugherty, likes that it's online. I get it. Alright. So That's stupid. Watch where you're f**king coming from when you start talking about this s**t. I feel like you were like, I'm already amped. I gotta keep going, man. But but him posting his car wreck and, like, go that will get more views than anything he's done. Like, I'll create some dope videos of me doing regular s**t in trucks. The one of it flipping gets 30,000 more views. This is not new. When gorgeous ladies of wrestling, when that chick broke her arm live on the broadcast That's what they want. They turned it into a thing. They they kept showing it and showing it. They were like, I can't believe she did that to her. But backstage, I'm sure that, you know, they were like, you know, everybody was upset. So, yeah, I mean, getting viral moments is not new, but I mean, I but we I could still be, like, what's wrong with the what's wrong with the What he said, though, the, like, removal of, like, I'm not a person anymore. I'm just like an entity that sells things, that's new. Oh, that is static. Yes. That's why we feel weird. Way to put it. Yeah. That's why that's why we're all older and feel weird. Speaking of, Speaking of, I'll be at your Orlando, funny bone. No, but it is It is. This second. Speaking of sorry. Because like, you know, like I'll post stand up clips. If they go viral, great. That's promo. If I post a video of me and my son, and that goes viral, I'm like, oh, f**k. In back of my head, I'm like, oh, I this is weird. I don't want this to be like I'm using my son to sell tickets, but that's what but but but but everything wacky. Even if that's not your intention at all Right. And then you put that in there, somebody writes you like, oh, Scott Gordon's a new kid. It's like Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why would be like, if I can get in a car crash, I'm really gonna sell a lot of Gatorade. I know a lot. But, you know, I I think that this kid's hurting from it because he got banned from Kik or whatever and banned because he was They always get a new deal at a new place. Yeah. But Yeah. They have so many followers. Someone's gonna sign them. Right. I just think things have gone too far. Yeah. For sure. Well, it's gone too far. You're getting a surgery and the doctor's like an influencer, well, he's Yeah. Well, by the way, that'll happen for sure. Kurt Kreischer did that. He was getting surgery and did a whole bit before it, you know. Look at the guy getting the surgery. Yeah. The doctor the doctor. But I don't think like that. Yeah. But nobody does promo better than Bert. The best. Keep it going. You know what I mean? Like, Bert is like the king of promo. So I hate it. He's the best. I'm just not wired that way. Yeah. Yeah. If someone was like, hey, man, you mind if we shoot the surgery? I'm like, absolutely not, dude. No. Let me get through it and we'll talk after it. Hit them up. Like, hey. I wanna do this for my thing. No. I get it. You know? That's why, you know, he's massively successful. Yeah. They're like, don't film it. Like, film it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like, what are you doing? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh-uh. Hey. Don't film it. Yeah. Kind of. You're like, wait. What? It's a I think it's a a younger thing too because these guys grew up, like, from, you know, their that's from age 10. They were like, all I am is this, like Yes. Sure. I'm a I'm a computer code, essentially. Yes. Yeah. They know the algorithm. They know what's gonna hit. Maybe we are, though. You know? Maybe we are. Well, as real as it gets this weekend, you'll see 308. I know, Nick, you and me watching, but it's literally the best fight the UFC can make. And, Bradley, before you even go further, real quick, download the DraftKings sportsbook. DraftKings is one of our best sponsors. So download the DraftKings sportsbook app and use the code golden. Yeah. That's code code golden for new customers and get $200 in bonus bets when you bet just five bucks. Heck yeah. Go on, Brent. I like the 2 I like the 2 dogs. If you're gonna make money, now are they both gonna win? It's gonna be a far stretch, but I like Whitaker in 5 rounds over Khamzat as a dog. That's not a bad bet. And then Max Holloway, it's how can you bet against Max? But tough f**king fight. That that dude that dude is, no. That dude was, and then, like you're in the ring again? Iliad. Iliad. What's it? What is it? Taparia. Taparia. Taparia. So I I know, obviously, Max Holloway, but I don't know this other guy. So Max last fight at 55 against Justin Gaethje. Yeah. He knocked him out. Right? And I think Max should've stayed at 55, but he's going to 45 to fight for the title. Cut weight. I don't like when he cuts weight. I think he's better now at his age at 55. Interesting. But I'm never gonna bet bet against Max. I can't. Then Robert Whitaker If he undefeated. Is the best middleweight in the world. And as long as he doesn't fight Izzy usually, but he did lose to DDP. He's a bigger guy. Mhmm. Khamzat is this prospect. He's this prospect who started off at 70 with Right. Uh-huh. Fought 1 fight at 85. They fought Kamar Usman, who's a welterweight that blew up to 85, but he gasses out. But he's, like, the next thing. Do you see he's pushing him to be the next champ? Cosmot. Cosmot. Cosmot. Khamzat. Khamzat. Khamzat Shamay. Hazmat. Hazmat. Whatever happened to that what's his name? Khabib? No. The the f**king the the guy that gets chubby off season. Oh, Patty Patty? Yeah. Whatever happened to Patty? Yeah. So this was the this was the Max Holloway one. Right? Yeah. Yeah. That was wild. That was wild. That was wild. One of the best moments in UFC hit the top. Yeah. And I saw it, dude, and I'm lucky for that. Alright. Well I'm f**king lucky for that. I saw it live. And then Did you order at home? No. I was doing the f**king thing, I think. Oh. Oh, yeah. We're doing the fight coming with Brian. That's right. That's the last one we did. Yep. Knocked them out. The whole card's great, and it's in the middle afternoon, which I like, so I get home. Oh, that that is good. That's a doppelganger. Oh my god. No. I gotta start. Chuck, why do they all have the chin beards? Is there a functional reason? Oh. Did you see chin beard? Is that a Russian thing? Yeah. It's a it's their dang stand. It's just the Russian. Yeah. Why is that, though? Because it's so sexy. I mean, it's hard argue against it. It's the worst beard. Yeah. It's pretty bad. It looks disgusting. It's pretty bad. And this card's in Abu Dhabi. And a lot of a lot of these, Muslim guys can't get visas because they're they work with, Kadyrov, the, the dictator from Chechnya. Mhmm. And so they can't get, visas. So anytime they have a Abu Dhabi card, like, all they'll It's stacked. They just load it with all those It's stacked with the name you can't pronounce. It's always stacked with horrible And why can't they They're all tough as s**t. Just fighting in the Russian Fight here. Because that guy's, like, like, the number one worst dictator, so it's like a Terror threat? So America says And him and Khamzat are super close. Like, there's pictures them, like, grappling, hanging out all the time. Khamzat, who's that? Khamzat's the guy who's fighting Robert Whitaker and the co owner of that. So so okay. So they're close. So Plus 210 for Robert Whitaker. Take my f**king money. So okay. So hold on. So so who's this guy? Okay. And America says you don't get to come here and do s**t because of this guy? Yeah. So if you have close ties with him, they don't want anything to do with him. He just, like, kills gay people in the country. If you look into him, he's He's a bad Bad f**k. f**k. Another person. But he loves MMA. He just loves him. But he looks like a guy that I would just f**king see at Coffee Bean. Yeah. Honestly. What Coffee Bean you hanging out? He's so old to anyone. This guy would be at Coffee Bean with 3 other friends that look just like that and they would be f**king killing it all day. All day at the coffee bean on the patio. And you better watch your f**king words then. Straight mercenary. I gotta look him up later. Oh, bad dude. Wow. That's that's wild that on this world on this earth, people are people are are are just murder motherf**kers for that kind of s**t. Wow. Wow. Have you watched the news lately? News? No. The news is what? What's news? Yes. I've seen it. I know. I just I'm always fascinated by it. It's f**king crazy, dude. Worked up today. Yeah. He is. Well, get one got a business call. And, got a few more tattoos now. This guy's a jail's angel. I know you're a businessman. He's a GMAT. That's what I said. There's there's hey. No. You gotta see Chris will love this. There's been a him and Khamzat who's a f**king monster. Okay. Yeah. And they're Pronounced Khamzat. Khamzat. And you can watch them. You can tell Khamzat's, like, letting him get it over on him. Yeah. Yeah. But he's in a full, like, sweatsuit. It's hilarious. Oh, let me see. Who's in the So that's the that's the dictator in the room. That's Khamzat. Yeah. Yeah. This is so weird. Who's not gonna really hit him? No. Look at him. He's like, let him do work. That's funny. Look, he's kinda taking him down. Let him do work. Because he knows if he really f**ked him up, would go missing. That's isn't that weird, dude? Oh, when when Putin win plays the hockey games against people, he just put the managers out of it. That's exactly That's my favorite. Full full sweatsuit though. How hilarious though. Full he accidentally hits him in the face. Oh, yeah. And the guy's down and then the whole room goes Oh, yeah. Right? This is what Chin does with Brendan. It's so weird that Oh, he died. Of course. No. I actually tried with Brandon. I tried my best and I got destroyed. Yeah. Now it sucks my c**k. Okay. What's he gonna do? You're lucky you're not gay. So Wow. So and what is the, country? It's Dagestan? Chechnya. Chechnya? Oh, it sounds like a Mission Impossible fake country. Yeah. Is it Chechnya? There's Chechnya Chechnya. Chechnya is the country. That's the he's the dictator of Chechnya. Khamzat, though, is from, Kazakh, Kazakhstan. Kazakhstan. Oh, no. Oh, he is from Chechnya. From Chechnya. Yeah. That's why they're bored. There's a Czech Republic. There's Chechnya, and there's a He's confusing. Chechnyan dictator. Bro, you got it. That's weird. Go to any coffee bean in the valley, you'll see 3 of those dudes. Weird. You're gonna watch your piece in here. It's an interesting dictator haircut. I'll give you that. Yeah. The chin beard pulls it together. You need chin beard. Is that it, Nick? Yep. That flew out. Alright, kids. Toronto, Bismarck, and some other spots. I'll be there. Chrisalia.com. What what is oh, and, on this Sunday, I'm doing that, the end bar. What is the, in Torrance. Right? In South Bay? It's funny. 1st, you got down from Toronto. Mhmm. I do Orlando, funny bone, November 11th to the no. November 1st 2nd. And then, like Hang a quick Louie from that. Yeah. You're gonna get to a quick Louie. Philadelphia, Chicago, Nashville, Las Vegas. Check out Ryan's comedy special, which is out now on YouTube. Problem solved. Full padded special on YouTube. 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