Ep 55: Husband vs. Wife - What Really Happened to Laura Ackerson?

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We're friends that laugh. We're friends that shout. Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about, but that won't stop us. Nothing can stop us. Oh. Because I show you used the love, just rebranded enough. It's stronger, better, bigger power because it is the code in our world. It's the code So Hyac slapped because Summer Hyac was crazy. Remember that? What was the movie? The the only movie that anybody would reference in the high end being high end. Dust till dawn. Yeah. Dust till dawn. Yes. Dust Trivia. Dust The hottest You're not a guy. If you don't know Dust till dawn. Dust till dawn was crazy. Dude, I was 8, and I was like, what's happening in my pants? What's going on? You know my favorite scene That's the hottest person ever in any movie. My my favorite moment in this movie is when, Quentin Tarantino's daydreaming, and the girl goes, Jimmy, will you eat my pussy? Oh, yeah. Dude. He was dating. Yeah. He's like Was it western at him? Roseanne, Arquette. Not Roseanne, Arquette. Yeah. Yeah. Not her. No Patricia? Trisha. You know what I'm talking about? No. No. Just look up the cast of It doesn't matter, you know. She's so hot, dude. She's great in that. The the nope. Hottest Jake ever in a movie. I met her one time. Oh, you think so? Yeah. Right there. I met her one time in Dubai. I know that, dude. But I'm just saying. You met her in Dubai? Yeah. I met her in Dubai. We were do it was doing a festival. And, like, Dubai? More like, do hello. It was whatever. I'm done with you. It's so stupid. It's nice to meet you, darling. Do hello? Dubai? What do I do? Yeah. I did wordplay. That was the weirdest festival when I look back now because Dude, this dog's so hot. Life is like now. That kinda I love that kinda s**t. This dog's so hot out of nowhere. Go ahead. Because, Kevin Spacey was there. Okay. So he take him on spot. I have a picture. There's actually a picture of I'm walking and talking with Kevin Spacey. Really? Yeah. He was trying to f**k you? No. No. No. He was interested. And then, Harvey Weinstein was there. Wow. Woah. Yeah. What was it? What was this for? All you're missing is It was a Tribeca Was Peddi there? But in, Abu Dhabi or Dubai Dubai or Abu Dhabi. Why were you there? Because I we we were in a movie. I was with I met Ahmed at the time. I know. I said what movie. It was a documentary that he made. And, it was like but it was just it was just very interesting. And I remember I remember, we were we were doing this, like, art gallery thing and Harvey Weinstein's right there, you know? And he's and and we're we're we say to him like, oh, yeah. You like this? What's going on? He was like, yeah. Well, this. You just ask for whatever you want and give it to you. Where? What? Like he said, if you if I ask for a helicopter, I wanna get a helicopter, don't do it. Wow. That's why he was there. They had so much they would just just because it you're talking so much money. It's so much money. That's why it's some and, like, again, some of the hike was just there. We're walking through we're walking through the, like, the thing, and she's just standing in the garden by herself. And I was like, Eric, what? Like a regular person? Yeah. Just disturbing the s**t out of her. It was like that. Because I said I said to I was sitting to the guy, I go, dude, that is Selma Hayat, and she's just standing there by herself. We gotta go This motherf**ker is a commercial. Yeah. Dude, you're a commercial guy. Did you put any game at her? No. What's up, Salma Hayat? You know what I mean? You win that one movie, Dust Till Dawn. g*****n. Alright, girl. I love that scene when, the director is sleeping and he says, can you eat my pussy? Force arrows at our cat. Whatever. You know what? You like these 2 lips? What? I got 2 let me see your 2 lips. Stupid. But it was interesting. Look at how stupid that is. Oh, Brendan looks more like the real Harry Potter than anybody. You know who Brendan looks like? Oh, my God. I f**king saw a picture the other day of a huge celebrity, Young. Uh-huh. And I I I was like, oh, my God. Was it Richard Gere? No, dude. He's handsome. Nope. Marilyn Manson. He looks like you, bro. As he got go look up young Marilyn Manson. Really? No. No. Not not that young. Wasn't he wasn't he in the wonder years? Look at the Oh my Bro. Oh my God. Can I actually do that AI thing now? Go to go to go to go to even a little bit older than that, but, like Hey. You know what's crazy is I don't Oh, even the one right there with the weird hair. Yeah. There is there are some pictures, though. I guess we both have big dick noses. No. The the picture number 3, Nick. Yeah. Exactly. Exactly. Oh. That's right. It's up. You gotta talk to your dad. You gotta talk to your dad and missus Monroe. This is crazy. My dad my dad is Charles Manson. My mom's barely in the room. Oh my god. That is crazy, bro. There it is. There are more pictures too that you would be like, no. What? Yeah. Yeah. It's a little f**king weird you're sitting next to me right now, man. Hey, dude. That music right there too. Hey. I mean, I I think Oh, wow. You know what has a great story about him? Santino. Can we grease up his Santino has a great story of being in the club with him. Uh-huh. And he spilled he's like, there's you know, it's like they're on shots when we're in the club, and there's big vases of, you know, orange juice s**t. And said, you know, say, like, bumped in orange juice, and the entire thing falls over, and he's wearing those big boots. He just goes all into his boot. Mhmm. He said he just looked at him and then didn't give a f**k. f**k, dude. Just kept on. Yeah. A talented guy that Marilyn Manson know. Talented guy. I think I like it. Eric, I feel like that's what your son's gonna look like. Harry Potter should have a mustache. I like it. Well, he was f**king 14 when the book started. Right? He's like 8. No. He was actually He was, like, Matt Rife with the f**king He was 9. With this the Matt Rife had What tone? What are you doing? Yeah. Yeah. But wait. What's weird is he's, like, 28. Right? 29? Yeah. Yeah. You guys can't grow a mustache. No. I know. Did he dye his hair? Is that is that why he's calling his tour the I think that's yeah. He I think he did it for Photoshop. The thing. Yeah. No. No. He did actually did it. That's cool. He didn't want it to look fake. Oh, that's cool. But then he found out, like, you yeah. Wow. So this is supposed to be a Billy Idol thing, but now Billy Idol is actually going on tour. Oh, that's funny, bro. Yeah. Yeah. Because I saw it. I was like, oh, it's a Billy Idol it must be hard to, like, not wanna go make all that money. Like, you're like Depends how much money you have. Even still, though. Yeah. Still even still. It's very rare to be able to go make like, you're gonna go on a tour. It's very rare that you can go out and make 15, $20,000,000 in 6 months. Right. I don't care how much money you have. Right. That's a thing where you go And guaranteed too. It's guaranteed. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It depends how much you have. I don't get why guys do it. I got also, they might be spending crazy money when they're in my payday, and now they're like, no. I gotta I gotta make this bank. Keep keep up the lifestyle. 70? That's what I'm saying. f**k that. How else can you, like, you know? Oh, then you got other things. Your kids, your kids' kids. You don't know. Yeah. Alright. Go on.