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Friends in life with friends, the show. Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about, but that won't stop us. Nothing can stop us to. He used to love just rebranded, and now it's stronger. Workers in the Gulf. I got to tell you something I did. You know, you go through people's stories, you just looking at stories on Instagram. Yeah. So I hit a friend of mine story and it's like, it looks like a flyer. OK. All right. It's like a flyer to a music festival or something. Yeah, I wish I had the picture of it. All right. So I say, Oh, that looks fun. Then they write back. What part? And I go, Well, it looks like there's horses or whatever. Yeah, and they go, This is a memorial for someone that died. No. Yeah, dude. Now listen, my thing is like, OK, because you know what? I realized what I was doing with my, you know how you want someone to go like this? Hey, man. How are you doing? And I don't really care. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, this is exactly what that was. Yeah. But my thing also don't make a flier like that, bro. Oh yeah, because it was colorful. Yeah. It had like, you know, all this stuff. I was like a memorial flier. What part? This should be real simple. Yeah, it should be real simple, but I still put it on me. But still, yeah, ultimately it's you. But still, yeah, right? Yeah. Yeah, 100 percent. There's some bad fliers out there. I saw, yeah, there's some bad flyers, too many words. You're not going to read them all. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know what's going on in my voice. I got to be honest. I woke up well, I woke up Sunday, Saturday and hey, have a seat, bro. Blood, obviously blood. What's wrong with that? I just had a bunch of mucus all settle down there and my my throat, my chest that is going to say my throat. No, no, no. I was. It's past. I don't think so. No, no. I just saw you on Saturday. Yeah, I know that. That's what I started feeling like Mukasey. But I worked out yesterday. I'm good. I don't feel bad. Yes, but no, I don't. I don't feel sick. I just feel Mukasey. It's weird. I don't. I'm the man. I'll figure it out. You know what I mean? You sound like the guy. Nice, Paul Giamatti. But the other guy from that movie sideways? I sound crazy. Thomas Haden Church. Yeah, what? What a weird thing to say to anyone, even if they sound like him. Really? He's the man. Yeah. No, no, no. He's a good actor, but it just so Sandman. Spider-Man two. Hey, I know that, but I'm just saying it's so weird to say I do kind of sound like him, huh? Yeah, that's so weird right there. But why don't I have friends, right? But why don't I? Why don't? Why? Why? Why am I not like sick, though? Maybe you are. You look sick. Well, when I'm sick, everybody knows. I tell. I tell motherf**kers. I don't hide it. I think we know you sound. I don't. Oh, do you still have mucus? Oh yeah. Do you think you know what? It could be? His allergies? Well, that's the other thing I was thinking, but I don't think it is. I I'm sick. Oh yeah, you think? Yeah, you can't look out. You're trying to talk yourself out of being sick? I do that. Sometimes you just when you wake up with like, you know, your eyes are bloodshot and it's coming. I guess this is what Chris sounds like, right? Let's see. You can see. Where are you from, Texas? Now you were in cowboy boots. These are actually snake boots. They're funny. Just like these are actually snake boots. Snakes don't have feet. That's the kind of human we got today. Why? That's the kind union. And when you say you remember the last time I was sick, the Atlanta clip f**king popped off. So you got we gotta be careful what Bale racist these Asians Indians, you know, watch out when O.J. died Chris Tax and he's like, Oh dude, I'm so happy. Why? Yeah, dude. Oh no, I didn't. Yeah, you did. How did you get the good news? Show receipts, bro. That's a weird thing, right? The weirdest. When someone like that dies and everybody, I think about it too much. When people say good riddance and like, Oh, it's about time. Enjoy, you're like teasing. It's just weird. What I didn't know really until kind of recently is your voice. So I, you know, is that is that black people know he did it, but they didn't care. And they were still like, Yeah, hell yeah, it was payback for them. I didn't know. Payback. I didn't really technically know that. That's no that one. No, I was 12 and then I, I forgot to. They turn it on. When you're in school, like, they turn the chase on. Yeah, they turn the verdict. You did. Yeah, during school they did. Yeah, they did. How wild is that? They did it so well. You know, you guys, you guys know I have a Big Brother from Big Brother. Yeah. Yeah, you still do. Yeah, yeah, he's still he's still around. We didn't stop. Yeah, he's sixty since I was seven. He's been in my life. Is he 80 now? Maybe. Yeah, you must be. Yeah, he's older. Do you guys go to the movies and stuff too? No, I haven't. Because he lives in me. He doesn't need to f**king make sure he goes the right way. Now it's good. You never know the guy. Eric, make sure you're on the right path. He could be one of those guys like, I make a commitment. Was he I was he Toy Story in the day when the Rodney King beating? Is he black your guy? No, no. And he was shocked. Oh, I remember him being like, why? He didn't like when people say the police beat black people, right? He was one of these people was like, Oh, that doesn't happen. Yeah. He didn't believe it at all. Yeah. So when he saw that they say way, he actually he he was. So he went to the trials. He was so like into it who I would have went to. The trials is still going and I got O.J. Merseyside. So, you know, we know you do it your way. You're a f**kin. You are weird, but no, I would go to his Brentwood estate to see that you didn't tear it down or anything, right? They tear down. Yeah, they tear down where Nicole was killed. Well, it's still there. But the address is different. But they know I'm saying his house is still there. Yeah, it's crazy. One, I wonder. Like there was he had cancer. We no one knew, right? I wonder if that coach OK, if he did it to said he did it. Everybody thinks he did it. Or why wouldn't he just say something? That's what I said. There's a few reasons, but you know, everyone that visited the hospital, they had to sign an NDA because apparently he did say something. But we don't know if it's about the murder, but he made everybody sign NDA. How do you know? How do you know it's what his family and friends say? I don't know if you sign and I just fallen. He you can't say I signed an NDA because that's part of it, right? Yeah. Oh, what I am saying is maybe one of the nurses leaked it. They say, Did you sign an NDA or you this? Look, it's a weird. The families, friends, family and medical staffers were forced to sign NDAs reports. Yeah. Oh yeah, the media says this, so we know it's true. What? What, what? Gram. Oh, New York Post. Yeah, cool. But it's all over. Well, TMZ, I get it. But and then the person is in charge of it. The state is trying to fight so that no money goes to the, you know, Nicole's family. Yeah, dirty stuff. Uh, he may think he didn't do it. He knows he did it. No. At this point, he may have convinced himself he didn't. I don't think so can be what the real died because all the stress and anxiety from murdering two people. Everyone, I've been watching him on Twitter. I don't think he had any anxiety about that. Yeah, but he does look friendly on the in his mind. You know, you never could tell anyone on. You can judge a person because of their f**king Twitter, Instagram. You get so many videos, though. Yeah. Hello. I'm going to read the words he would say. I know. I don't know. I know he would only post videos. Hello, Twitter, where I know how long Twitter will. And then he would say he was like, When was it when Karen Baskin's killed that guy? No, everybody's asking me advice, right? Right. Remember that he's wild. But the thing about it is he was like, it really showed his age that he was like, you know, doing videos like they do on Instagram Dog now. But it reminds me of my dad, my stepfather. When he texts, yeah, he he signs his name. Oh, it's great. You got there is an old. So I sent a picture of him to a wolf. So to him and he'll be like, Oh, that's a great picture, grandma and grandpa, you know? Yeah, I said, I'm like, My God, no funny to do, Mike. I know it's you like, like sometimes you get those in your leg like Rob Schneider. Text me the Danny, Rob, Rob Schneider. I have his number. But then I was like, That's funny roads up there. I was like, Maybe he doesn't know I started his number. That's fine. But if he was doing it, then you got it. I wonder if I'll keep doing it. Like if you respond to him, you're like, Hey, I know it's you, but you know, he's still like, you know, Hey, man, what's up? Yeah. Rob Schneider just an hour. Is it automatic on some people? No, no, no man. Emails of man thing. We used to start doing that, bro. I would appreciate Eric. Don't know, but I'm in the technology. So app, you would know your f**king bulls**t not going to be an idiot, you know? I mean, I'll do it. All right. Eric Griffin afterwards. Yeah, I'm confusing that. But what I was asking people is what if O.J. didn't do it? Just me like s**t all of his life? That's crazy. It is weird, though, that like we like everyone just collectively decided he's guilty. But also, it's like, we're still like, That's O.J., you know what I mean? Like, he's on social media. We're like, Oh, I look you crazy, bro. If you murdered two people, OK? But but society gives certain people free passes like, like Mike, like Mike Tyson, everyone's cool. Like he's he's the golden child now. And it's like, you know, he went to prison seven years. Yeah, convicted by a court of law. Here we go. Can I talk now? Yeah. O.J. went to trial and was found not guilty, right? It's not that simple. And when that happens, we move on. But the thing that's different about this is in the civil trial. He was found guilty. So that's what makes it like. Got it. That's the thing that makes it where we go. Yeah, you might be right about that. Hold on a second. But like if you go to trial and you're found not guilty, right? Well. That's our system. You move on with our lives. Oh, I disagree. Because before that, the Rottweiler, the what riots, when those cops are found innocent, then they rioted. And then that was the butterfly effect to the O.J. case. Yeah, but the difference didn't forget. The difference being is we have videos of the cops like like in a Rodney King room. There's a video of the cops beating him for 13 minutes. That's crazy. So then they. Go to trial and then they're found innocent or whatever that didn't, we're just kind of like, well, we don't know all the facts, but we see that. How is that former lightweight, what is going on? But in most cases, though, do you know much about running? You know, not too much. I mean, I know a little bit about it myself. See, I don't know. These are facts. I can look it up. We say we've and I've been, you know, so it's just whatever baby only facts or, you know, whatever it is, that's that's all right. Hey, hey, callen. Oh, I can't even I don't know such an old arm, other, you know, you look. You know what? I just realized you have a little kid hand. If a boy had no, I don't. And frankly, I could have played piano. I thought it was a lot. That's what you go to piano. All bulls**t aside, I thought it was a small midget old midget. Put his hand like this so offensive mouth. Shut up. Yeah, shut up. How are you guys doing everything? All right? Everything's fine. You know what I love about your outfit? You still wear a wife beater underneath your shirt? Yeah, because you never know. You know, you never know when you're going to need to be in a play and do a rehearsal in a streetcar named Desire. It's my favorite play. Yeah, my favorite play. I also I also like to keep things under wraps. It keeps me. It keeps me calm. It doesn't get me to act out or get crazy, right? OK, sure. Don't quote me. Yeah, because because you guys never see me f**king go off. Yeah, I know. And you've been talking about it for a while. So I wonder, yeah, since I met him, I swear to God, you're all in trouble. Hey, how about how I sound? Scary? Yeah, you got. What do you got a cold? Nah, I don't know. We're still deciding we might be out. You it, you're sick. I think you might be you. I think I'm all right. I survive a lot. Or he or he slept for 12 hours. No, I didn't. I wish I did. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's interesting. And that's great. We have good conversations so far. Tell me. Do me a favor right now. All right. But tell me one thing I don't know. Just one f**king thing. OK. OK. OK, go ahead. You know, queen bee. A queen bee. Yeah. You know if it dies. Yeah. All the other bees are. f**k, I f**king know. All right. Well, I don't know. Oh my God. Them. Give me one more thing. I don't know anything else. Just tell me something I don't know. All right. Just for once, tell me something substantive that I can take queen bee. No. You know, know any of her songs. Yeah. Oh s**t. Yeah, I know about you. No, no, no, no, no. I did what? We didn't say anything. Tell me one other thing. OK? Oh, oh OK. Is it really that bad, Foxx? I hate that I got two shows this weekend. Crazy. I would promote about this so and so. And ah, there I thought you were going to come to my show this weekend. Yeah. Oh, I thought, That's right. Saturday, f**k, I'm going to be in Australia. I now Australia tour dude. Australia Chris sitcom going to Australia. So many different places. Do your Australian accent. I bet it's Oh, is it going, Oh, that's f**king crazy, mate. Right? Well, what's that? Cos we only got him in Australia now in America. Oh man, that's Kmart as f**k. Yeah. All right, guys. Hey, are you going to do the pod with Sam and talk about OJ? No. OK. I'm interviewing the guy who created a whistle pig, Raj Bhakta, and has created his own university. Riveting A. Yeah, Chris. Universities are institutions of higher learning, right where you go beyond high school. I know, man. OK, so we're not talking. I went to college, bro. Did you? For a year now? I dropped out during the year, to be honest. But right, you decided law school wasn't for you. I did fine. OK, how about that, dude? I'm sure I asked him what book he'd read. He goes, John Grisham. It was the same guy who told me five years ago, the client, because I keep reading it. And I said to him, one time I said, You've got to read this is like eight years ago he was, I know, dude. But it's so hard. It's just it's TV. B, Do you think you're? It's just TV. Yeah, they're just they're just our phones. These guys with between the four of us in general, every day, we are really making a serious cultural impact, huh? I mean, I don't know. I've come up with some sayings of phrases that people use in the world. Oh man, man, dude, you can barely keep your head up. Look at how your neck doesn't even have any strength in numbers. Is so Paul, the gazelle you. This is this is an homage to 10 minute podcast, the original Bob Smithson Sasol man. We created the genre man. We created the genre. I told Cecil that I said, Sasso, a picture of my baby. Yeah, when he was born and sassy goes, Oh my god, congrats man. Big hug to Danny and we are going to find the f**ker that did this tour. Oh, that's hilarious. You, motherf**ker. That's so funny. Yeah, it's always funny. Will's the best. Hey. If I can run and talk about it, yes, he may. It's not really a slam, Brian. This is a great ears. Yes. That's not really a slam, Brian. Lifting football? Yes. Yeah, you got your buddy. Are you guys going to a disco? What's up with this? No, that's great. All right, cool. Was that Danny Terrio, who said he's a by a stylist? Carwash, you want to turn into a carwash? If I say the word heel, turn to a f**king car wash. All right. Don't say the word powerful friend. All right. All right. God damn it. You got to Miami Vice convention. Yeah. What was that guy's going to jack that guy after that right now, and I will bet anybody any amount of money. He's going to dinner with them tonight. Oh, that's so funny. I will guarantee. That's so funny. And I heard Bono promo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you drive out around where my voice is going, Oh man. But but if I sang a real singer songwriter type, but if I did a song, singer songwriter type thing are probably pretty cool like I did some country with like, f**king watched a man look at that time, say in church, sings the Blues. Dude, I like it. Have you been watching American Idol? Yeah, I'm kind of. I'm off of it. I don't a hear. They're not say, they're not. I'm out. I wait. I record it. And then I go, Like this? Fast forward you people. Like 30 seconds of the song. I'm like, No, don't like this. It's also three hours long. Sunday night was three hours long. That is two hours and 45 minutes too long to sit your a*s down here with the lamb and all the dumb movies you like, you're going to listen to American heart attack. I went to I went to a theater. Finally, I took my youngest to Godzilla. Oh, the new did that come out? Yeah, it's pretty good. I'm going to buy the best out of the three. I'll be at the Desert Ridge improv this weekend and I'm going to go check out that movie while I'm there. It's good. I saw the Godzilla mask the entire time. You have another rich improv. Come check me out. Where's that? I can't wait to go to Australia. Outside, it's outside of Phoenix. All right. I can't wait to get to see you did Australia, right? Yeah, did you? I've been in Australia should not came with me. I know I, I wasn't for me, but I did go. Right, right. And then I, Eric Andre was there and I jumped on his show. I was shocked at how many. Not that I care, but I was shocked at how many Asians are in Australia. Yeah, because ah, because it's the other way. It's either Las Vegas or Atlanta for black yellow. I didn't know Australia's like, careful we go, you don't until you got it done. It's like Montana for whites. You know what I'm saying? Like, All right, good Asians, go to sea. I crossed all Asians. Go to do more races. Yeah. And that's how I learned the difference between so many different Asian cultures. Just like me, I was like Chinese people. Jim's like this. Not you did good. He did your Korean by the end of it. That's where he's Chinese. By the end of it, Asian you by the end of your Asian dude. Hawaii to Hawaii is great. When you go to Hawaii, a lot of Asians are not like us. We from Australia. I've been Australia. Oh, I've nothing to you that I've been, you know, they call seafood like crabs and shrimp bugs. Oh yeah, they do. Right? We feel sick. The it's like bugs and grill you like, Oh, every I say this and it's true. I don't know if it's still holds up, but every cup of coffee I had in Australia, fantastic was better than any cup of coffee I had in America. Also that they're better looking people. Oh, and and find someone in Australia that doesn't have tattoos. You can't. They all have tattoos and they're all very attractive. Even the koala, you're really pushing this attractive. They have chlamydia, though. The koalas. Yeah, every koala has chlamydia, so don't f**k them and I'm not vibing. Don't f**k them in the mouth. It's only on their second. It's on their wet noses. They do look it up. They have chlamydia. That's crazy. Every single one. When I was in Australia, my friend had a hamburger. We walked outside hamburger. Wow, I know where this is going. Literally. Wow, three birds attacked him. That's hilarious. It was. It was. It was. It was crazy. Free buds, free free birds. He's talking about chicks. Oh David, ladies, I'm turning my bag. What's going on? Oh my god. Ladies, hold on. These jokes are getting them. You don't see the lettuce to come on. I think you got like a something of this. Well, I guess it got me fries. Oh, another bad lifestyle originated this all of a sudden. Oh f**k, for f**k's sake. At least I got my special sauce. Oh, come on, come on. How come there's nobody named Diane anymore? Guy, get that back, dude. When I was kids. Not, huh? Yeah. And that crazy New Jersey smoker, when I was a kid, there were two twins Diane and Diane, Linda and Diane. That's what they were. Linda and Diane, Diane and everyone loved them. They become first ladies. No, they they became Karen. They were really cool, though I really liked them. Really? Yeah, they were really cool. You don't see a lot of twins fans, either. Oh, I do. Oh, I see twins. Never. Man. Jason Collins came with me to feature, and Enrique, my tour manager, is a tour manager. They're both twins. I'm like, I'm hanging out with two evil twins. I don't trust twins, man. That's crazy. Twins are right. Don't trust it. I don't like redheads. They write. Twins and redheads is the devil's word. No twin redheads. That's it. Ain't right. It ain't right. Actually, the gym I go to, there's a couple of twin redheads. Really? Really? Well, that's the thing, though, guys or girls. But you're not going to ask you if they were a target, they would have said they were if they were, they are. You would assume that, oh yeah, Jim. Well, they didn't mean that attractive. No, no. I think we got like the free 30 day trial. You know, I'm talking about those people. Well, if one of you go, the other one has to go to the twins, dude. I saw the funniest meme. I thought, the funniest thing is, Dude said, they're conjoined twins. The fact they're conjoined twins, you said, you said you think you're having a bad day. These guys are conjoined twins and one of them is gay. They show the same as I saw that. Yeah, yeah. One of them is gay. That's it's real. God, that's f**ked. Not necessarily bad vibes. That's real. That's real. Well, either way, OK? What's worse? Show Genesis a*****e? OK, OK. Or their heads are like this. And this one is just hope. I don't have separate a*****e separate. Hey, look where you're like, Oh, don't say but Chris Christie like this, though. Could you ever feel like, you know you're going to be like, Are you almost done? Oh, did you get that like the spit? Yeah, I was listening to all the O, and it was like he like, you know, it's like, Oh yeah, yeah, oh oh. He was reading, Come on, guys, let's do it. Nintendo Switch. Funny that I was doing jokes about these girls are my half hour on Comedy Central before and now they were revived. Oh, they were a thing back then. Yeah, yeah, it says, because everyone is asking this first thing I thought about, Yes, I have sex with my husband. Yes, I go down on him. Yes, my sister Britney is there. He's there. He's not married to both of them. Oh, I thought, Oh, what a waste of time. Yeah, but that's my sister. First of all, this guy's a freak. OK. Like, there's no way because this is what he's already married to one. So that means he has to lock eyes with his wife, right? But, you know, in the middle of it, he's looking over to see if the other one's enjoying it. Let's see what is the other one. So, dude, he says, Yes, my my sister, she put, yes, my sister and I orgasm as one. But when I sleep with my husband, she's usually reading a book or listening to the fire in the kid, so she just puts the pleasure out of her mind. Well, as you get closer, she definitely puts the pleasure out her mind. If she's listening to fighting the kid, I've got him. He'll be in Australia. Talk. Oh, f**k ! I'm joking. I like the podcast. You know I do. I go on it. I like it. Oh, no, no, no. This and all this. This is all bulls**t has to be right. I'm sorry. No way. Yeah. So so you're you're like, what? I'm reading Harry Potter. No. Luke Jesus, you know, you read like, you know, you read it, you read it. Like this? Yeah, yeah. She's over here. Like, And then I was Harry. So it only makes sense if it. What if the one sister she's not into it right now is that just say, yeah, like or she's sexual assault. Like, that's like, f**k. Sorry, my sister's f**king arm during that time. It's like, Look, listen, I don't care who you are when you see this. The absolute I don't care who you are. The first thing you think of is how are they having sex? It's just, well, when you see the guy with them. Yeah, for sure. Oh, I see, you know? Yeah. What did you first thing when you if you see this picture of him in the picture? Yes. How does it work? That's what I'm saying. Not sex. I'm thinking, you know? No. If I just saw the two of them out like the girls, I would not. That would not be my first. This, I would say that when you finally got married, you were just like, Yeah, it's like, you look, if you see a couple. Yeah, if you're like, let's say you, yeah, yeah, yeah. His wife and Chris says, Well, we're trying to have a baby. Yeah. The moment they say that boom and it illusion in your head looks awesome to hurt. I, I, I go real slow. This is a whole new thing. I thought there was blood on it. I thought both of them were down. There's three of them are freaks. Sure, they are. It's all. What are we talking about right now? Also, which one is, is the one on the far left, the one in the middle? It's one of the minutes. That's a funny. That's funny because it's like one's close to him, but the other one's got the book and more in the picture. No, this is. This is actually not a great picture of them. Oh yeah, there's bad. Yeah, there actually is. Because there's clearly a cuter one, dude there. You can't tell in this big, serious bachelorettes, dude, they should have put, you know, the green screen guy thing on one of them, like the green screen. Oh, that'd be awesome. Just take her. Take her out. Come on. It's terrible, man. Oh, there's four of them now. Now I'd be down for that. Oh, you're a very. Wow. Hey, how about props to them, huh? Yeah, yeah, doing it, man. That's great. Wow. I mean, that's got to be a nightmare, you'd think. Now I don't know anything about this, but you think that nightmare nightmare is these two like, be like this all Typekit full body shots. Oh oh, that can't get into some really funny jokes about I can't get them in an armbar wasn't being rude or anything. You get them in an armbar. You break your own arm. You know what I mean? Crazy ish. And they have a show on TLC because if you say, Oh, they do, if you're contract with you, you're a b***h. I mean, yeah. Oh yeah. Takes one to know one. But we all like, you know, like, you're kidding. They have done successful surgery separating conjoined twins, right? You can't. Not with this. We're going to we'll be right. They're gonna be like f**king Krang. Well, they're the ones that have a head. It's like you had the Thomas Hayden Church. You had to bring it back. Ones where they're their heads are connected, they can sometimes do that. That's the because they share it with the ones that were like, Is that s**tty that you? Oh my god, that's do you want to be you and your brother? Yeah, yeah. It depends, right? Because if they show like a heart, the liver, and if it's just the liver and some of the other stuff they share, dick, do it. Oh yeah, that's crazy. How about my sisters? Your dick sometimes? How about the basketball player? What the twins they played at UCLA? One of them is gay, like super flamboyant. And then one of them, you know, is doing his thing. And he said, it's tough because, you know, you can't hold, Oh. How's that tough? Basketball. They used to. Well, you might recall, I mean, you know, they're there are not, though in the banners were ballers. I said, usually I'm probably like, maybe the Collins. Oh, oh yeah, Collins. I think so. Oh yeah. Yeah, that's right. I just was. Yeah, that's them. Wow. Wow. Oh, that's hilarious. It says I'm the straight one that's getting beat up. Oh, no, I made that up. Yeah, you just say, you know, yeah, when good looking dudes. Jason Collins. I saw a video of a of guy talking to his girl over the phone and being like, like, what are you doing? I saw you on this thing. And it turns out that the girl had a twin sister and they didn't know they were adopted. Oh, wow. Or what? And that's how they found out because the guy was. Come on. Yeah. What? Yeah, it was like a thing. So then they all they got in contact. That's a Netflix doc. I've seen the Netflix doc, those six, they're like, Yes, whatever, I'm sick little or whatever. And they didn't. And then they all got spread out and then they got money started fighting each other. There's six of them, all brothers and sisters. They all sometimes like I've seen them, so I've seen something like that. Yeah, that's on Netflix, and it's crazy how they'll be like they. They ended up being very similar, like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, That's just freaky. Yeah, there was that one about the two dudes that or the three dudes in Netflix, and that might be the one you're talking about. I said six, maybe not three. So it seems like a lot. No, I think there were three, which is great. I don't like there's one worse. Like, they did it as an experiment. Yeah, yeah. No, no, no. That's that's too much. Oh, that's called the Nazi trials. That's, you know, they would take the twins and they'd have them separate rooms. Then like torture one to see if the other one felt it. Oh, did you feel it? Not much nicer. Yeah, but yeah, I I don't know. Man, there's so I'm at the point now, though, where I why is this where I keep um. OK. Can you remember, like if if you see a thumbnail for a movie or, you know, if it's on on Cinemax, you flip buy it, if you're still doing that? No, but I'm just saying for everyone, for our old head fans can do you know, if you see seen the movie or not always or you like devils in this? Oh, every time I know. No, I'm with you. I see a lot of movies, so I'll be like, What's one? Is that right? So that I that I could do that up until like late thirties. And now I don't I don't remember anymore, like I'll even play a game with. I think it's because I play a game we're like as soon as it, like you'll see it. And it's like the, you know, it doesn't show the title yet because it's getting going. Yeah, yeah, that's true. And that's not a fun game. I haven't read, right? I have a photographic memory and it's not fun. You always win every time. Who wins you all the time, every time. It's not fun, but you need better. Oh, I saw the f**kin trailer for Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice, dude, I'm going to dress up. I think it's just one Beetlejuice. No Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice second one's called that. Yeah, Biologiche, Beetlejuice yet twice. That's funny. Second one, right? f**k man. No, no, I get it. I didn't know. I'm asking you there it is lit. He looks so old, but I'll take it. Yeah, but he also that Beetlejuice looks old. He looks like Brian Cowen. I don't. I don't. I don't. If you say it twice, what? Bryan Callen come back. Oh God, I don't. I don't. I think Beetlejuice is a f**king great movie. I don't care to see this zero desire to. Yeah, we guys are hoes, and I like Beetlejuice. Oh, no, your host? No, I just don't care. Burton, Tim Burton. I'm a mess. I'm not saying he directed it. Name a movie. Oh my, what's the one with anyone? Matt Damon trash. Which one? Which one? Tim Burton? Matt Damon. Yeah, man. I don't know what they were like. Good will hunting. Not into that one. No, I don't. Yeah. No. Matt, Matt Damon. Tim Burton ever did a movie? I thought they did. No, we boy thing. I think and stuck on you. That's the Farley brothers. Great. No, not even close. We bought a zoo. No. Not as bad a movie as you, Mr. Mom, which would be what's great about streaming is that's what streaming does is like. So you have like there's a standard for a movie to be in the theater that I think is way. What do you think? What do you think the gap is for like you have movies in the theater here? Where are where we're streaming in terms of like that? It's OK that it's not as good as this. No, it doesn't matter. It can be so far the other way. It doesn't matter. Yeah, right? Because there are movies on there. I'm like, Dude, doesn't miss. Let's see Dumbo. OK, I'll give you Dumbo. Terrible. Other than that doesn't f**king miss Dark Shadows lit. Terrible. Sweeney Todd fantastic. Was terrible. Oh no. Sweeney Todd was good. I haven't seen any of these Corpse Bride let Charlie Chaplin back. No, Edward got nominated for a bunch of stuff. Mars attacks Sleepy Hollow Trash. Oh no, you're crazy, bro. Ed would go kill yourself. Batman Returns Fantastic. Adorable Favorite one. Mars attack cla*s. I don't even know I got Planet The Apes was good. Mark Wahlberg OK, I liked. Hell yeah. All right. No, no. Was Edward Scissorhands Chan my favorite movie? Edward Scissorhands? What Big Edward Scissorhands? Pee Wee's Big Adventure. Take my f**king money. Is that so Peavey was his first movie, that's wow, I didn't know that Dumbo stuff. Well, that, but but the reason why is because it's like, isn't it like not a it's going to be OK if you don't bring your kid? Yeah. Yeah, I see an elephant fly. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen that. I haven't seen a lot of those movies. But wow. Yeah, let's see. But I have no desire to see that. And then there's also so much streaming. I don't. I don't. Yeah, because you could. Because because the thing is, you know, you can just click on something and then just. Why move to something else? Let me ask you this. You got a bunch of selections, say you're on a plane or something like that. Do you ever watch a movie because you're on a plane? You never see that you've already seen? Every time. Never. Every time I see, I have a compulsion. I do that. Me too do. Every time I have a This is my thing, man. No, I don't do that. I will start. I'll see if I see Mission Impossible. Yeah, the first one. And I start watching it. Yeah, you're autistic. I'm in. Yeah. And now I got to watch it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh, maybe you watch the whole cast. Have to watch all of them. For me, art, I have. I have a thing in mind. Maybe I have a thing in my own mind. I have movies on my iPad, so I have The Godfather series on my iPad. If I start it, I got to finish it. Hunger Games Twilight. Where are you flying to Harry Potter? No, no, no. But it'll be like, it'll be like, Is it all? Stay on the plane, even to Vegas? It's crazy, but I will just I love series. Yeah, I read books like that on the audio books or series. I just I got to keep going. I don't know what it is. My my thing is on a plane, whether it's podcasts or a book or movie, it has to be something I've already seen because if I if I eat, because I can go in and out, if I fall asleep, I know exactly what I mean. I watch new s**t on the plane. Yeah, but I like to do that too. That's stupid. I like to watch movies. I go I. I would never pay for it. But this is the reason why. But this is the reason why it's good to be. You can find the one movie that you would only watch because you're on a plane. Yeah. Yeah, like like you wouldn't even watch this at home. No, no, no, no, because you're not going to waste your time doing your family now. And if you're going to die, you're going to watch a movie at home. There's got to be like, it's got to be a movie you really want. You know what I saw on the on the plane? This Korean movie, I'm going to leave. No, it's not. It's. What's that? Don't do that on planes. Phantom thread. I was like this guy to be boring as f**k. Let me just see Phantom Thread. Yeah, it was with Dan Day-Lewis. It's a good legit movie that's like, very good quote unquote. Like, it's like. And I was like, Oh, this is going to be terrible. I just watch a little bit of it to say so. I know how bad it is so large. I watch the whole f**king thing on a plane. This brigade was it. Yeah. Daniel Day-Lewis is f**king amazing, you know? Oh yeah, I I've seen Phantom Thread. Is it really boring or because he was boring? It's one of those kind of movies, though, that if you talk to like, you know, who loves it, Bradley loves it. Oh yeah, he did like it. He did like, it's like a place very pretentious. You'll be like a super movie and it's pretty pretentious. But it's good because it didn't. Daniel Day-Lewis just retired. Yeah, but after making shoes and s**t, but that his people would stay there for two 20 years, Lizzo fake retire. She like, I'll quit. But she was saying she had to come back and be like, No, what I meant was I quit caring about social media. Yeah, I. I did I tweeted this, too. She had a post is like Lizzo's way to get healthy for the summer. Two ways to get healthy for the summer. Insane and do I've been following it. I'm with him. I was going, say, you look good. I do this to Lizzo that really? What do you eat? Bananas. That's it. Oh, that's racist. You didn't mean to be racist and even me. No, it's not racist because she got in trouble for forcing her dancers to swallow bananas. That's the reference. You racist? f**k. None of that was real. No. No. Come on. Remember to hydrate excessively and remember, you can never be too extra. Mr. Belvedere. Here's three exercises to help you get that summer. God. Hello. Who is this? Like your ex? Yeah, she's going to lean into like, you know, I mean, I would appreciate. I appreciate this. Just lean into being fat. Yeah, I like, lean into it like, yeah, it's not like, stop being like, Oh, this and that, just be like, I'm a big, fat guy. I think that's a good PR move. No, I'm putting her body being active fat. f**k you drinking a*s. Yeah, barely get on the treadmill. Fat ass, fat. f**k. Yeah, I li-. I like this version of it. I guess I like this. I would say, like, she just is like, f**k it, this is hate advice. People say, you know, stuff about me. I'm just going to be at. That's awesome. That's a good PR move. Fat, a*s fat. Yeah. Quit skinny shaming us all the time. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So you oh, you're in shape. You f**king lose weight loss. You're going to pull up a sandwich. Three exercise, you know, to get the summer bod like whatever, man. I don't know, man. What sucks about this is that if she dies of a heart attack, it's going to be like this. Right. You know, we're going to be like they're going to try to hide, only going to be like, they're going to try to hide. It's going to be like the JFK assassination. It'll be back to the language to the left. Wow, that's funny. I could have thought of that joke. It'd be like a like Uber Eats, a guy on a f**king lawn, right? It was whoever he was, the Uber Eats guy. No, there was bug in Postmates, was there to DoorDash was there. It was like three deliveries. And you go the first day. Yeah. Did you make money this weekend? Oh yeah, I had max round five. Wow. Plus 300, how much you put on it. 25 to win 800. Damn good for you. Yeah. And I had Whaley saying first round that was the Scrooge described Scrooge, but did well overall. Yeah, incredible card lived up to the hype. I mean, that video of you guys is so funny because he's running around like a f**king crazy person. Oh, you're just going. I just. So why were you so mad? I wasn't mad up. Just like he got knocked the f**k out. Like, I don't feel I feel weird. I thought, You bet on the fight. You know that? No, I don't even know who those guys are until last night. Yeah, that guy hit that guy. I don't know what happened there, but he like, it's funny, though that wonder didn't laugh, right? Yeah, yeah. Two, literally two one. It was going. I was crazy. Oh, they're watching. We're watching my stand up here. Where's the clip above? f**king Oh my god. Oh my, oh my. Oh, oh oh my god. Oh my God. What an Oh my god, I don't really crazy s**t. I actually like crazy. I know when stuff like that happens, I'm all internal. Yeah, it's fun with everything. You're just like, Yeah, you never like, You're here. You're always like this. Sometimes, you know, yeah, I thought about that. But it's like I said, you wear your heart on his sleeve. Sometimes that's one thing about Chris. He wears his heart on his sleeve. I don't think we're going to hear someone say that said by no one ever. Yeah. Somebody said by fructans. Sorry, derailed you. There was I one three came from Brian. I called Max by decision. And then Alex first round knockout. Nice. Nice. Yeah, I had a I watch that at some bar in Sherman Oaks and I had a bunch of money like one of my biggest bets ever on Arman Tsarukyan. And then like this group of like 15 Armenian guys came in and they collectively had like fifty grand on them. So we made friends. That's no it was. It was a good time. A sucked. If you bet on Charles Oliveira Union's role in the UK. That would have been this guy's back or what he is back. I just was going to play this one as a reminder, hopefully dialed in. He's really blown up. Davis, Clarke. He's he's dialed in. I'm about to be absolutely dialed in going into this monthly meeting. I've been up since 4:30 a.m. Energy through the roof. Someone's got to drive the innovation and creativity to keep everyone's money safe. And let's get after today. I wish you would say Gigaba after, because that's what he looks like. He is giggly. Have you seen this? No. Oh, you haven't seen it? No, I don't follow him. Have you seen this? I haven't seen. Oh, wow. All right. Yeah, he ran the Boston Marathon. But I'll tell you everything I have for the people 256. I share my things like crazy. I'm going after it all day, every day for people. It was like great ish. He s**t that's real. Go to the yeah, go. Look at it. Well, that's blood, right? No, no. That s**t, that's disgusting. He's dialed in and it was only a three hour rate under three hours he made it. No, that's tough to do. But the minute you start the marathon, yeah, you're running. Yeah, everything's chill. Yeah, you're running. Yeah, you can't just know people there and you're like, Oh, I got a s**t now. People s**t themselves on marathons all the time. But, but but they don't posted on social media. Oh, well, and that's and that, but isn't saying that thing mentality that you have to post it at this point because he everyone's got cameras and stuff. And then I agree. Look, dude, I love the guy. I think that dude's awesome, she appearance. Fella, I don't give up, but like I was, she was my financial advisor. You know, s**t like that. He was for sure like, he's got to get your taxes done. He's like, I'm going to get it done. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't worry, we're going to get him done. That's the kind of guy you need. I know. What's that saying? Well, never mind pants. Nope. Wait, no, I don't want to go because they're acting like, well, yesterday. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he is. I'm sure my right now, Eric. Um, talking about, Oh no, wait, I had to go. I had to run. I would never s**t my pants. This is my space, you know what I mean? It's fast. I'm under seven minutes. That's roll. Yeah, he's wrong. I had dialed in. What did I do? I had to stop and rush somewhere. I can't remember it was the other day you put your hand. It was it. No, I was in a I had to s**t like in a Walgreens or something, which is like. You're like, do they even have a hotel bathroom? And then, you know, I'm saying, but it's like. But when you're at a Walgreens, you don't just have to worry about, do they have a bathroom? So now they have a bathroom, they have to go in there and be like, what kind of bathroom? Yeah. Sanitize it if you have that whole thing. And sometimes you just got when I was a kid, I was at nine since toward my mom, she had to s**t and they wouldn't give her the keys, the bathroom, so she s**t on the wall. You're telling me I can't tell a story, but you can tell a story about your mom s**tting on a wall, your mom s**t on the wall. We have to go. You have to go outside. Yeah. Be great if she did it inside. Oh no, no. Inside inside the same store, but outside the bathroom, on the wall. She it in this store gangster. And if you grab like a ninety nine cent shirt and just went, Yeah, I'll pay it. They're not 99 cents anymore, though. Oh wow. You should have been recalled, but they're recalled now after that. Yeah, I go that to my mom used to be able to do s**t like that. Yeah, there's no cameras, nothing. And she like, I didn't prove it. You know what year was it shed? I was probably eight. So was that in 83? So yeah. 19. Oh, you know what? Speaking of proven s**t, 1991, I just rented a car and then I was wherever I was. And then I get this email. Hey, sorry to tell you, but there was damage and you owe this amount, right? I wrote the guy back. I said, You need to show me some before. Yeah, of course. Pictures, Yeah. So when you get that together, get it sorted. Send me and then we'll talk. Of course you never heard from again. I haven't heard from Scam. Yeah, scam. Wow. You just rent cars from just people around or what? Yeah, it wasn't Avis. Now is this guy who gave me a deal. No, they have that crap now. So you can get dope cars and regular people's cars and they just like, pick you up at the airport. Yeah, but that's like, what are we talking about? You can't just Brian and just love the guy. I remember me and Brian Austin. He just this random dude gave us like a f**kin Tesla, and then Brian just left it. So then you can do that, I guess. Wow. Wow. Brian is just, yeah, different kind of guy. I would do that. I would honestly do that. Hey, you guys pick up the wait on the rest of this podcast. Let us see how this video is going viral from Tupac back in the day when he was 17. Everybody thinks he's got a little sugar in it. Yeah, but that's only because he was raised by his mother. I don't want to hear it. He was raised for his mother. He's raised by his mother's dad, left. That's why. But son, what if he was gay? Oh yeah. Does it make him any? Well, there's never a dad or he's never hard. He's never gangster, but does make him any. Would you stop listening to music? I don't give a s**t you accurate to say the lights in the way you actually don't need functional gaydar. OK, let's see it. It's OK, I guess. 17 tonight. How do you think you're most like the one? Almost like a mom because of arrogance, totally arrogant. I agree. That's a game man like at work, so I'll get the job. I just quit slaps today, actually, because I wanted to come and do this and it would let me. God, I love and I felt like it was important and it was more important than serving pizza. And we had enough people. So I felt like since I'm an actor, they should understand. They said, Let me do it, but they didn't. And then I had a cold, so they were making me work in a freezer. And I'm really not one to be disrespected and isolated just to see this guy. So, no, I've seen this. I saw this been out for a while. I've seen everything that's been outside of me hyper. I'm arrogant. So when you told me I couldn't quit and we had all these customers, I chose that time to jump on a soapbox, grab my leather jacket, light a cigarette in front of a smoke and leave in the middle of a rush. So here's a thing that I don't know what the thing is. So what is it like? This actually is what the gay community needs. They need, like LeBron James to be gay, right? Yeah. You know, they need like so to bars gays, then it's kind of like, Oh, OK, so like they need like Otani dudes to be something where you just can't help, but it's like, Hey, I'm the greatest basketball player ever or whatever. You know what I mean? And then we just kind of go, Oh, so this doesn't matter, because the fact that people still make a thing about that. Uh, yeah. What's the actual real thought process? Yeah. So if you're that's just for college, right? Everybody gay couldn't do anything, right? Yeah. And then it's like, Well, see, when you're gay, you can't do this, right? But you're telling me one of the greatest rappers ever could have possibly been that. Then what does it matter? Right, right, right. Well, yeah, sure, I get that. But I mean, people just think it's a f**king sin. And some of the discourses that, like rap was built on, like toxic masculinity and help like build that. And then secretly behind the what I'm saying is you can be gay and still be toxic. Matt, yeah, that's yeah. You could still be like, probably even worse. Yeah. I take it out on the right a*****es. Yeah. You know, some of this tape you just grabbed. Yeah. Yeah, you don't make it too personal. I'm just saying like, I don't, you know, whatever. Yeah, I think it would help the movement for what they're trying to get done, but then also probably went extra hard because of, yeah, yeah, maybe that's why they would explain why he did that movie he turned into like that character, you know, they say that's why O.J. had so much anger. He always had anger issues because his dad was gay. Oh, really horrible anger issues. Yeah. Stan, why was that flamboyant gay? So why that make him mad? His dad was gay, you know, back then. I just feel like really he was. It's also he was like 17 when he did that interview. Yeah. So it's like, Oh, you know, it's cool. You know, it's really cool. What? You can show a video. I'm 17 and I'm not gay. Ha ha ha. I don't know, bro. You know, when I was 17, you know, as a 17 to now, I've never done this. I bet you did, right? When you're 17, you some gay s**t, you know? No, I don't. Just like, I bet there's video of me out there somewhere. 16 years old. Just, I guess. I bet there is. You know, I'm sad. OK, you want him not to be gay. So. No, no, no, no, no. I think be cool if you was, but I don't think, yeah, my point is I don't think he was raised by his mother. That's the thing that was always because what would be great? Wouldn't it be great if it was like a secret Tupac album and it was just all like gay stuff like, you know, get dick, you know, a little finger pushing you, bro. You b***h you back, you know, he just he was just going in. But Eric was raised by his mother. Yeah. I mean, so stick by grandma. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's going to be the new me. We had big brothers, though this could be the new me. Yeah, that's the new mean Chris going, Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, but who's the guy who's come out as gay and is crushing it? Well, like as far as like the budget they need, like the NFL players now that are like openly gay. Well, I would say a bunch. Hey, if there's one, Brendan, that's a bunch. That's a bunch. And in a place like the NFL, there's gay NFL players. I know there are, but you know, it's like such a big deal. Now they're saying, like now they're like, whatever, now they just don't talk. Well, he's off. The NFL doesn't want them talking about it, but it's like, you know, that same guy was in for one season. He's a bad player. He was a bad player and played tight end. I'm sick, this is what you get, what mucus, Chris? No, there's the guy, there's a guy who's on the Raiders. You get this big, big white boy who's gay and then he got traded or he got he signed with the one you played wide receiver. Lots of people thought about it, because would you please we have to disinfect this whole parking area now? What did you say next? Lots of people thought it was him with Jeffree Star or whatever. There were some. Oh, that was right. You thought it was Taylor the one? I'm gay, I f**king smoked dicks all the time. We smoke and penises, remember when the guy texted, Oh yeah, I remember that. People thought that was Kamasi, but we tried to figure out from the years that makes sense. Remember the thing? Remember the remember the when the well, the guy obviously doesn't. If that's a yellow, black and yellow, who's that? Who's a Wiz Khalifa? If we remember he was a young thug. He was like, Yeah, we smokin penises. Look. Have you seen it on Twitter? He said, Yeah, we smoke and penises every day. That's hey. Hey, hey, hey. Homo not no. Homo. We know boys smoke and penises in a club. Oh no, man, I like that lyric. That's that means, you know, blunts, but it also means penises. But you get your forehead. Who knows? And like, it was real dainty. Yeah, that was like, you going, Hey, yeah, yeah. My fart was raised by my mother. I'm so stupid. So dumb. All right. This is it. This guy had a thing about farting. Is you about to die, this guy? Know I was watching your most recent podcast and I'll be on Australia. Think farting and what to do with him farting on my missus. Just excuse herself. Go to the toilet and she'd get a beer toilet paper on her anus. And use like a silencer to silence the fans, so you, Sapelo, three years of our relationship. I thought this chick doesn't fart once and you actually rip them. But she was silencing them. Well, that's funny. So she would just live with toilet paper in her pot or what? I don't know. She should excuse herself when she had to fart, go to the bathroom. But you can do about that. You sapelo do that. I mean, everybody did f**king do. I yes, to do both. Dude, I don't. You can just spread your cheeks and yeah, but there's ways to do it. Girls don't want to like but just spray your cheeks and fart. Yeah, sometimes girls are like, you're never going to. You know, that's how I smoke. Vapes in airplane bathrooms. Smoke appearances? No. Take the toilet paper. Oh, really? Yeah, we do. What smoke either weed or nicotine vape? What's the what's the toilet paper to do with it? The smell, smell? It does. Does it actually help? But you can see the toilet paper. It's also makes you see what's going into your lungs because it gets like brown. Oh God, don't smoke that f**king s**t. I know. Dude, smoke penises. Yeah, dude, I f**ked. That's disgusting. Vaping ill, dude. If you don't do it anymore, do you? Yeah, it does. Look, it is. You guys never give it up. They look at a case. You gave it up. They'll do it. That's a guy who gives it up. Yeah. Look, Nick, what? I don't know what it is for me. I know he's old school baby. Oh, this guy's that's a that's not a filter. I know it's a basketball player. Well, George, you know, what's the name? I mean, that guy's Dracula or Bob on? He's funny. Yeah, he's like legit, funny John and a bunch of movies. He was in John Wick. Oh yeah. And then he had a commercial for Cheez-Its, too was in where the wild things are. No makeup. This guy looks like he's in mid transformation into like a bat or Dracula. Yeah. Not right to how he looks in like the one in the cave where you're like, Oh God, no, no one does it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He got pissed off, almost turned into Dracula and decided to give up. Oh wow. ABC Luck of the Irish Disney Channel original movie. No, I've seen it. It looks like that guy. But but wasn't he? That guy vapes? I'll tell you what that little guy vapes, but that's what you're going to turn into. Would you keep faith? But Nick, was it. You take it as you need a basketball player like criticizing China and s**t. Is that him? Yes, I think he came out his own shoe. He's like, Look, guys, three days are in there, like size 24. We don't want them yet. But lots of NBA arenas have things where if the opponents missed two free throws in the fourth quarter, they get like free something and the Clippers have free chicken. And it was the last game of the season and he was playing against Chile for some three days chicken on the board if he misses the second free throw on and free shipping on the board. So that's why the fans are getting a little. It should be noted, though he's also not the best free throw shooter. It's not like these were two gives you one chicken. Here's your jaw like the chicken is about the people. It's funny, and it's always like the loudest cheer of the night. That's funny. That's funny. I like that kind of ginormous. I like that. That's funny. Yeah, it seems like a good. Well, no, I don't know if he meant to, but it's funny that he meant to. You think so? Oh, 100 percent. You bet. He goes, I got you. I got you chicken. I got you. Yes, you know I did. But I I mean, you said, I got you. Was it? Were they in the lead or was it doesn't matter. That's the probably the last game of the season. Oh, I see. Already. They start tonight. I see. You guys went down. Her percentage went down. Hey. It's presented with a what else you got was a really expensive night, for example. What time does the power shut off? There's supposed to be testing right now. Yeah, not powerful enough to fire alarm. All right. Well, I take it. Let's go. All right. I'll be on Australia. I'll be in a bunch of different places to North Charleston. Augusta, who knows? Desert Ridge just coming out this week, right? Yep. Desert Ridge Improv this weekend, guys. Phoenix and next week, the mothership in Austin. 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