Ep 187: The Murder of Ahmaud Arbery (Part 1)

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We're live lives, we're live and we're missing one of the four amigos here. I can feel it. Well, he said he goes, This is the tax I got. I know you close where we live in five, he goes, Who cares? In parentheses, farting. Then just four minutes. Yeah, he'll be here. But the two most important men are here, and it's Brian, the kid car. My ride or die. My, my wifey, my wife, my boo, my boo. I'm your boo. You're my boo boo. My very old grey. Boom, your old Greybull old gray boo. f**k yeah, all gray experience blowing through it, bro. And we're still doing it, dude. And then directly across from me is the man, the myth, the legend. It's mayhem, rather mayhem, bro. Hey, how's my levels? All right, I'll I'll talk a little bit. You have a very deep, powerful voice. You know, I hear that, but in my head, I just sound like I did in high school. Have a good voice for like radio or podcasts. Welcome to the Schwabe show. Yeah. Or in a particular Wallace Prisoner of war camp line, ma'am. Is this your first companion body or companion in and out? And it's USD three hundred three hundred? Yeah, yeah. You know, this is a pretty interesting card all the way around. I do an hour of research out there about it, but I would appreciate some, you know, fillers. Yeah, I feel like you guys got to fill it. I mean, yeah, I'll run it down. Let's start with I mean, get everybody here and run it down. Well, Chris will not. Oh, Chris, Chris doesn't come coming here today. Chris Rock. No. Oh, Chris D'Elia. Oh, I know him. Yeah. Both very talented gentlemen. But the prelims were pretty lit. If you didn't start watching at three p.m., you're a piece of s**t. Figueredo Cody Garbrandt, I told you I'll be a tough one for Cody and shattered. Cody had some success, but that was tough. Bobby Green, Jim Miller. It was straight up rude what Bobby Green did to him. I mean, tough night. What happened? Oh man. Just kind of used to fast form and went to decision. But Jim Miller got beat up his bad card. Got, you know, four UFC 300 really rude. Just on Jorge Moreno Rodriguez split decision by the worst fight on the prelims meccano Jalen Turner McConnell could have got maybe the fight bonus, which Dana upgraded to 300k k for tonight's fights. He could have got it because way too much on ESPN, so I doubt that happens. Diego Lopez is who we thought he was going to RKO and TKO in a minute. 30. He's a problem. And that was like I circled that card on this entire fight to be your fight of the night, but clearly not Kayla Harrison is who she thought. She's who we thought she was. She dominated Holly Holm at thirty five. That cut to thirty five. She looked good, though nightmare. She looked damn good. She was jacked, came down from like a hundred and fifty five pounds or something like that. So she has fifty five and then she can beat us even at 70 in judo. So she's so we made the same way when I thought St-Pierre big wild. Wow, what a beastly lady. Oh my goodness, that's insane. You know what? I hear some, some lucky guy going to impregnate that lady and get some beef with Brock Lesnar. I mean, who isn't? You know, she's a to trade. Yeah, he's got to be a special kind of man. You know what I mean? I'm too late in the ass, but I but I appreciate it and I be. You'd be attracted to her every day. Would it be to walk in on Bray and take it down a hundred? Let me throw me up. You know, she would take her own down. She's taking him down you. He sticks it in and twirls themselves into the other account. What happened to the other camp? And then we're good with guys going in right now. So OK, can you not do financial transactions was the reason why I'm sorry because I was late. I was on the phone, my business manager, OK, and I just I wanted to be like, I I no, I took my time. I know, I know, I know. You know, I know why you're late into excuse. You're watching the prelims. Yeah, because I didn't want to. I wanted to make sure the prelims were going off. Yeah. So you transferred a hundred grand to another account. Oh, did you hear that? I did hear that comparison. No, it's OK. I feel like you didn't really care because the mikes were hearing you go, OK, yeah. So I transferred money. Yeah, yeah, yeah, a hundred grand. The thing is, is that I lost some money. OK. Yeah. On what? Oh God. We getting on the boats. And it was it was. So I was in NAFTA and I made a lot of money on that champions. But then I you take in Drake. I lost money. We we we bet on Drake's picks on the team. Ben was, I still have him, so that's cool. I have the NFT is in their mind and no one else could have. I know, but I know. I know I lost a lot of money. Yeah, but and so so I have invested some so, so much into the stock market this week and it really did. What did you find so much about the stock market? Yes, I do. But what? What did you buy in bulk? Dude bought a lot of upstart businesses or whatever. I don't know. I googled it and it's all f**ked up. Do it generally. Ru stuff in the student body, crypto coins did, yes, yes, I did, I know, but it's Sam triply give you, give you gave me advice. You don't want to give you advice. Yeah, do you listen to him every, every thing? He said. And how did you hear anything I did? I honestly, I lost nine hundred thousand dollars money, but I'm switching one hundred thousand dollars over into the other account, so it should be OK. OK, good. That's the case in your UFC account, in your gambling, UFC, gambling against, yeah, whatever. Oh, did you see the gambling stats of Ohtani's homeboy who got caught? Wow, they are wild. The translator guy. Yeah, so it came out. They, like, found his bets. They are wild, really? Oh dude, what do you mean? Bring that up, chin like it was this translator's bet? Yeah. Well, it was him. It was Otani, but it was there. But probably the best thing about that is he could be like, I'm sorry, I didn't know what I didn't. I didn't understand as a translator. It's a bad thing to be like, Oh, I didn't know what he meant, you know what I mean? Because he must have known what he meant and rambling 16 million from baseball start. It's crazy. They break it down to they break it like what he was betting on. He had a $10 bet. Oh, no, really. I don't expect he get one that's like 1.8 mil. He's just he has a problem. Well, hopefully he won the second one. Here it goes. So the wages range from roughly $10, which is wild to one hundred sixty thousand per bet, averaging around twelve thousand eight hundred per bet. This is crazy. His winnings, he might. He's up at his winnings were told over a hundred and two million what which he deposited in his own account, not Ohtani's. Well, my way. Very well. He's losing bets were around 183. OK, well, that's a net loss of forty one. Always wins. Yeah, the household does. So why? That's a huge but that's a problem. He's got a problem. A problem. Addiction? Yeah, right? But you know, he's also from like Irvine Ohtani. No. His translator. Oh, really? It's not like the guy up from the real world. Sorry. Sorry, bro. One hundred and forty two. Merely one, though. Yeah, but but he lost one hundred and eighty. So you have to count that you have to been up at some point, though, right? Like 40 mils. OK, I'm just going to keep riding it. Yeah. And then because we're the translator and let's say you're up 40 mil, you got Ohtani like, Listen, dude, you're going to hate me. But here's here's 20 mil I've been benediction is like the only one where the drug is like the cure. So you're like, Yeah, yeah, if I just get one more and then I could quit betting. And that's a good word. It's a good. You know what you just did? Got me in a gambling fight. You know, I think he's right about you by drafting Coach Jones and know how wild is it that the ESPN will be like Ohtani? You know, if he's involved in gambling, he should be banned. This episode of ESPN is brought to you by drafting your right hand duel. I gave her all in on. Yeah, but but if anybody else gets in on it? Well, no, because you can't. You can't. I'm just saying how they don't even get it. Why it's illegal to bet as long as you're not betting against yourself. Right, right, right. I don't even understand. Yeah, it's a very gray area to me, but I guess it's pretty clear in the MLB code, right? So you just get a translator to do it and who gives a f**k? That's what. But but I believe, like I feel like obviously the issues of guys take dives or whatever games if UFC fighters are betting on themselves and their wedding. You know what I'm saying? Like if I were to bet on himself like a million bucks and he wins it just double, you know, double turns it. But then it turns into something else, though, right? It turns into like, Oh, we won. And if he wins, he's going to win $3 million. Would that be cool? Would it? I don't know, because the is he put on a thing like Drake did was like, Hey, I got about two million tonight. You're like. Like if he loses like, dude, not only did I get my a*s will be more excited. Yeah, well, there there guys would fight a little bit harder. Yeah. Yeah. You know? Oh yeah. I don't know. I don't know. But yeah, I was trying to fight to the death. Like it was like, there's no way to make it even more exciting, but more, you know, I'd even think about money. Yeah. Like, I didn't know until I lost them. They give you a check like, oh, half my day. How nervous would you get when they'd lock that cage? Yeah, that's the most least nervous part for a guy who lives in the weeks before I'd be cutting away, going to Starbucks, looking at the guy in the f**king barista outfit, going, Oh God, I wish I was you, bro. I wish I had your prize. You know, he was like, all mad. It is like his little problems, and I'm like, Dude, I have to go fight somebody to death. But the anticipation that you will get there, why do you think I always danced? That goes against? Because it's all over all the weight cutting, all that that part was over with. Now he's gone for business. Yeah. Oh my god. What do you see them? Well, how about you? But what about you when you go on stage and s**t, you feel like now? Yeah, you guys look f**king super c**k like, Well, that's part of it. You have to be. I say my final, right? But you've done it long enough. Fighting is different because the the wrist like. The embarrassment getting knocked out like stand up, it's like if you say the condom during the main stage at right and you're going, you have to go on and once again, it's pretty rough. Yeah. All right. Whatever you go out there and if you take, I guess, despite the fact that what I piss my pants and it's very obvious yourself, that's why you share snipers by Chris. I think that everybody's fighting the peaks and valleys like this. It's so different where stand up, if I bomb, you can redeem yourself like right, right, right. Or you're not thinking about for the next six months and you're not going to have your pay. Well, I'm interested to hear from you guys about the like, you know, when did that fade away or where you got comfortable, where you just get into your material? That's interesting to me where it's like you. Yeah, just the you're in the moment, but you're also because I seen you guys like squash hecklers and you're like, I've seen you guys be in the moment, but also like on your material, real sharp. Because when they say 10 years before you really find yourself. Yes. But also like if you were faster? Well, yeah. But I feel like when it comes to like really being comfortable and speaking my mind on stage, it's been recent. You know, it's like, Yeah, I don't, I don't lose. I mean, I always think like, thank god, nobody in the f**king audience, at least they don't have a microphone, you know, because I can be louder than them. Like, that's like this failsafe. I mean, like, you just talk over them and say, But do you get nervous when you do big theater? Still. Now, now, now. No, never. No, never. I mean, what about when you hit the comedy store? When you look at the line, it's like, yeah, like, you're like, Oh yeah, Kevin Hart is going to come and do 30 minutes. And then and then you got to go on after. It's like, OK. But like, you don't get nervous, you just go, Oh, f**k it, we're up to who cares? What if I'm going to bomb whatever? Also, he can't do anything. I have my sad. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've never thought of it that way because if you just come in with your stuff, then it's going to be a different song that they're going to listen to. It's just a different. I'm sure. I'm sure you had anxiety and nerves when you first started. Oh, f**k yeah. Are you kidding? Oh yeah. When I first started, I would ruin my entire week when I knew I had to go on stage. Those are open mikes. Yeah. Look at these guys. Who's that? That was good, right? That's still bad in that. That's a that's a human robot. And that's Mark Zuckerberg. And that's, uh, that's Drake. And that's Drake. And that's Drake. That's a huge Ben. Sure. Yeah, that guy was just blocking a b j bro. Just Chillin, man. Oh, my boy. Cody's from from Colorado now. So I usually go for the Colorado Eagles. Now, can you tell me about Cody Brundage? Is there much to know right now? Yeah, I mean, you know, he's not like a top 15 guy, but he's tough, man. He's not an easy night in the office. But Bo Nichols, the guy, the guy. It's the underground tabernacle. It feels like Bonakele grabs you, and once he grabs you and he's on top of you, you're not getting in that, though. Like, lately he's been starting this like knocking him out. Because so worried about the takedown grant, the last guy who fought literally was mowing the lawn when he got the call to fight on a two week night. I think day notice. So still impressive, though. Yeah, that Penn State, that man like Lehigh Valley. I went over there to the wrestling program. Oh my god, just monsters. They pop. They got it down to a science and then he's the guy. And remember me in all his MMR, he's he hasn't had to go to decision or uses wrestling. He's submitted or killed every time. Where was he a four time NCAA champ? I think he won, and he did. Not for freshman or not for look up when he won the down like you wanted his two time and he was three. Yeah, because he's a world champion in NCAA. So one to keep going down. Three four. All right. So what's the story on the Colorado? And the four time NCAA champion is one guy he won as a freshman look that he tackles people a lot. They they show him grappling a lot. So he's no slouch either. You know, he's just not like where Bo Nichols at? Yeah. Like when you see his skill set, like when he came on here, he had he was even in the UFC, he was still on UFC Contender Series. Yeah. And usually don't book gassed if they have fights. But with Bo Nikolic, book him, you know, book him. So he beat the guy. Whatever 18 seconds came here and I was like, So your first UFC fight? What you want to do is like Hamza Jamal. Yeah, he's who's like the boogeyman. He's like, I can beat him right now. I was got to worry about his race, like the Dagestan wrestling and all that s**t because I know how he goes. I think that would make his wife comfortable where he goes. I've wrestled against dark stains on the world class level. I was a gold medalist. He goes, I destroy them. Yeah. And I was like, I want you because I go, You gotta go. I had like such a good jujitsu base that if somebody was like a jiu jitsu guy, I was like, Oh, fine, yeah, let's fight. Yeah, yeah. Because I felt the most comfortable in that arena, so I knew he couldn't submit me. There's no, there's no way. You also know I could play with my city hard to tattoo because you've seen it all by that time. I think with Bo two, he's like walking every look that they're going to give him. Yeah, I regret asking that question. Somebody asked me what I hoped I was like. Stupid, so. May I ask him how he'd do against Khabib in a straight wrestling match and he was like, he's never competed as a wrestler, so now he'd be the show QB instead of freestyle wrestling? Yeah, that's his thing. But now maybe wrestling in freestyle wrestling different. A different animal. Completely different. Got to shoot from a different, you know, I just got. There's no cage like Khabib against the cage is a problem. Ask Luke Rockhold as DC Cain Velasquez like get cage and Khabib. I'm a different animal. But these guys also like the guy for Bo Nicole. His learning curve is so steep you learn so quickly because he's been watching your body move. He's just a competitor. You know, he hasn't just started throwing me in the last few years. He's been training forever, right? So no, he's he's like, the next thing in the UFC. It's just like, you know, a dog on a leash. There's so we're going back, we're going back. Foregone conclusion that Brundage is just getting served up here. Is that what we're supposed to relax? He looks pretty relaxed. Those are minus two thousand something like that. Yeah. If you put some money or change, it changes a lot. Minus six hundred. Yeah, because I bet people like, I'll throw some money on Cody because he hits hard. Yeah, yeah, he's got the skills, it looks like. But hell, you know, it really seems like they spent all their money into Bo Nickel. Monaco's the guy. Yeah, I would. I'd be surprised if he doesn't know. Super surprised if he's not world champ. Is there a way, though, for how would he prepare for this fight? Get wrestlers in the tier camp. I want to have some. You got to have some will for sure you to have some. But I think also too, like you can't focus on what Bo does or what, no matter who the opponent is. Yeah, he has to do what he does best. You know what I'm saying? Because if all you do is focus on getting taken down, Bo is going to knock you out, man. He's just he's just one of those out, too. How about being a four time NCAA champ? Chris, you don't know nothing about that. But let me tell you something, when you're a freshman, you needed a human talking guy. You don't know what he might do. No, I know you did f**king theatre school. No, I didn't know I didn't, bro. But I do a lot of theater. You do a lot theater. You know what? That's how I saw you. You were wearing the same hoodie in green. It's the same one in green. You're like Inspector Gadget. Yeah, I you looked at the Yeah, I do it because I don't have it. I don't like to think about what clothes I wear. Oh yeah, you like Steve Jobs? Do it. You're going to be like that. Yeah, you hear that. I'm going to do that. You said that's why drives is not my job to go to comedy. Yeah. OK, April night when I go, when I'm at the Irvine Improv and you open for me and I f**k, maybe right after that April 19, the 20th, I might go. They go, How do you do that? Well, one of the things is I go, I know how to not distract myself, and I got my outfits pre-planned, right? And boom, right? So, yeah, so you go out, do you have your your have your outfits already and then you've got these outfits ready jumped in his stupid car. Don't tell you about you and you gets down you. You pick your outfit, you set your outfit the night before. OK, that's very cool. Yeah. And then and then, yeah, I just think that's really cool. And then on the bed, yeah, they folded nicely and I sometimes ironed it to make sure to be sure, that's that's actually very cool. And then so you wake up, you take a shower, you put this stuff on, you hop in your Tesla, in your pajamas and then I brush my teeth, OK, and you ought to drive all the way to the Irvine improv. That's very cool. I follow it when you auto drive is cool because you can just like you can read, you can read and you can have, you know, I do a lot of reading. I know and you don't know. I listen to a lot of audiobooks. I listen a lot of audiobooks. Do you listen to? I blast when I listen to is the client by John Grisham, and it was f**king amazing. I was so long ago. It was so long ago because I was five years ago. Six years ago, I had, well, I was very good at. The book is the last movie is crazy. It's got Tommy Lee Jones in it. But the book was It's cool to watch the movie and then read the book and imagine the Bobby Lee Jones in the book. You know what I mean? No, I don't. But so, yeah, so I'll be at the Irvine improv, though. Yeah, yeah. April go see. No, no, no, no. I'll be there after that. I have my own date. Go see me and don't go see Brian. Well, I'll tell you what. If you want an appetizer, then are you going to bring home now? It doesn't matter if it'll sell out tomorrow, dude. You know what? Why I have crazy dates. I have, you know, and there's a little I have a crazy amount of dates on my website going outside. OK, that's all right. Fine. Okay, take it easy. And if you if you and don't buy tickets to see Brian. No, no, no, no, Chris, don't buy tickets, right? You can open up for me. No. And then do me a favor. Everybody, come watch Chris do 20 minutes and then watch me. And then after the show come up, you decide what you you decide. I want you back. That's OK. We'll put a poll out. That's all. Put a poll out, right? Because, hey, you're going to do your thing and then I'll do my thing. And you know what I say after that? Well, I look at the audience and I go, Why are you laughing? So it's like. No, no, no rivalry. Here I am serious. No, no. What I do is this I come off stage and then I look at you and I go, See how it's done. Oh, really? All right. What am I doing? I might have tears in my eyes. Yeah, no. You're just calling this. I'm swallowing a lot. That means I'm really nervous. Yeah, yeah. Oh my god. But you're also like this. Writing stuff down. Yeah. Oh, f**k, yeah, right. Here you are. This one apparently should and should not go that long. According to the Star, he's six one. Yeah, four guys. If you're wrestling his whole life, that body is fairly normal. I mean, whose body, you know? You know what it is. It's built for a straight woman. Know, because he's not in the gym. Yeah, he's learning how to do his OK. I like these parts. You know, this is kind of the best. Yeah, it's awesome about it. Yeah, this kid's relaxed. But really? You know why? Because he's got nothing to lose. Everybody's saying America is going to whip his a*s. Yeah. There's no pressure. No pressure. He's right next to feel. Got him jealous. Oh, who's next to Theo? Jared Leto. Is that the guy with the dreamy eyes? Yeah. Theo, dude. And he's 15. Uh oh, that's a pretty awkward. I'm a man. I've just got the balls to the wall. I like, Oh, look at him. Yeah, but he's he's bringing it. Mm hmm. Oh oh what? You got tagged right there, but nothing. Hey, hey, hey man, he's really coming with the fire right now. Bo, though. Bo Bo mm. Oh, score not guilty. What a nice scramble. All right. Take down. Coming in hot. That clinch. Yeah, but he's chicken wing right here. Chris, what do you do in the situation? Pesce? Yeah, they got just so much to. I said, Look, his wrestling man, Brundage is wrestling is prepared. You know, he doesn't look like a let's see what he does. Yeah, this while wrestling could take it a lot out of you. They say if you're in a fight, you don't want to be in a fight, just piss and s**t. In the UFC, I got to do it right. It doesn't work. No, I ignore the piss smell fighting the guys every day. This is really your adrenaline going. Oh, f**k, no. I mean, yeah, it gives a little nice little touch. But there's nothing cabarrot, you know, nothing compared to what do you do now? Go to I get arrested. No, but I mean, you train and s**t going down. I coach the kids, you know, every once while I get in there and fight them, you know? But I got to take a break after, you know, after a good, hard sparring, Oh man, I've done bounce back like a you've really just to be honest. So when's the last time you went to a UFC event? I don't know. 96 Well, it's okay. No, no. And it's been a while. Stress I'll let them take your back here. Please, Tibet again. Hear you. I know that would stand up. Stand up. So you got to stand up. That's it. Oh, buddy, it's two minutes then, and this guy is already in the back. Yeah, yeah, that's that's. But, you know, since he has his hands wrapped up in this position, there's no strikes coming in. So this guy can catch your breath. Yeah. So what do you understand? Well, nah, not really. You know, is both American dubbed him. But I mean, so he's so talented. American top team built him a facility in Oh, this is not Pennsylvania. Yeah, this is real bad. Yeah. Still to. But neither spin in, you know, go ahead and give up this position and like, go to the next position because you're going to lose right here sitting all day, getting jammed up because now he's got his hands free and he really should have thought before this hand fight and try to get back up because you know what the thing was, there is no there is no clear path for him to get up because he would have gave up the hook, you know? So you had to kind of get smashed down. It sucks. So right now he feels OK because he said, no, well, it's it's yeah, it's OK, Brian. It's it'll definitely take some energy out of you right here. But the thing is, is the exact look at any damage and this is good. That's go. Yeah, yeah, this is better. It's not right. This is better. Yeah, he's not getting choked. And I know, don't tell me about it now. He's in that real bad. Come out the back door. Maybe it's hard. Yeah, and there's a triangle intel. There's a triangle. Then you could you could see the difference and grappling string. I would be. I wouldn't be surprised if he rolls for the triangle here. Oh yeah, it could be what you were talking about earlier that the fight body, yeah, the fight body. Because Brennan has got the beach muscles. Yeah, yeah, easy. He looks like he'd done a lot of weights, but man, the street, you could tell the strength back. There's much different Nichols big wrestling strength is in there. Look, he's he's going for an arm triangle from the back. That's wild. That's just that wrestler wrestling. Yeah, he was saying he was like seven inch in arenas competing like twenty in front, two thousand people. Yeah, since he was seven. Yeah. Oh, really? He was like, We got another minute. Brundage, let's go on survivor. If you just turtle's up here, can spider look at his f**king foot track? What I do you, Chris. I just ride. No, you wouldn't. I ride you like that? Yeah, I should say that about the oil boys. I want to see this. Oh dear, just ride them. Yeah, he survived, though, for for this big of an underdog or. Yeah, he definitely lost that, right? Just like he's going to declare their luck again. Oh. Oh ha ha ha. But for Brundage, it's kind of a wink. Yeah, yeah, it is the deep throat from underneath. You know, he made it through the round. The round is this big of a dog like, it's kind of a win for of that far back on the feet. So it's an opportunity. Yeah, if I'm him, I just go balls to the wall. I'm not really impressed with the ground inbound from Nick. I got to be honest, like he never made space to get ground and pound at all. He's not known as the biggest ground pound guy. Usually find submissions here. Yeah, but Brendan is doing a good job. It's also the toughest fight he's ever had. Brundage No, no, for sure. Brundage, but also Bo Nicolaou. Really, he's been fighting kind of cans, but he's new. Yeah, yeah, I just heard about him. Well, let's see what the conditioning factor is the bandage. Because if he can, like, wipe that away, he was super explosive in the first round at the beginning. So if he like plays a little smart and just instead of doing all that wild spaeny and jumping attack control. Yeah, like throw a jab. Like, keep keep. You know, I miss the old days where guys would kind of float back in in a circle. You know, if you know the guy is going to shoot, you look for uppercuts, you look for knees because he did that at the beginning with this straight kick, it kind of looks wild. But the thing is, is that if you throw a straight kick and a guy shoots you, you're going to he's going to catch a knee or something to the base. So that's a good technique to use, but he needs to be real focused to not not go back, no more clenching back, no more clenching, no more, you know, don't play any kind of wrestling with them. And he might be able to handle something. But this this is a disaster for a bonica if it goes to decision. Yeah, kind of. Oh, don't bother, it takes all the wind out. Like, there's so much hype on this. I mean, if I've heard of you, there's a lot of hype. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it'll be. I'll tell you what's bad for Alex Beer. Is Drake bad on them? And there's like a Drake curse that's just always always. Everybody's balls, all swollen. He's got to win something skill because I got hill to blood. You guys are going Pereira. Hell, I got Hill. I can see you'll win him, for sure. Hill has this. I don't know what happened will happen. I don't think he'll through something. I think he'll has an ability to judge where the the edge of the pocket is better than most people he's doing. He has the ability to keep to be in there for a long time. You know, when he got his arm snapped off and was still fighting back, you know, that was a good kick for Michael. Yeah. Was that landed right on his breadbasket? Yeah, his strike him probably having for like professional fights is pretty aggressive. Yeah. Oh, court. Oh, oh, oh, there you go down. There you go. Yeah, man. Please be careful. Those kicks. Yeah, man. Finally, that knee tap again. Yeah, I've got a deal with once he gets. Yeah, yeah. Once he is over, we try to get those legs in there. It's such a f**k man now. Just grapple f**king them if it's over with, that's why he's get tired of this is no way to condition for that. Like to keep getting smashed down like that. Now Brandi's all buried underneath. Yeah, yeah. I don't know if I was the Nickles camp, we'd be getting him to, like, turn into a ground and pound guy for sure. Because in the UFC currently, like, it's really hard to catch the man up to get some at the highest level. Yeah, especially star. Get it after round one to the everybody slimy and it's super hard. Like this right here. This is elbows and this is, you know, hammer fists. And instead he's smashed down and doing grappling moves, which is fine. You know, I love grappling, but yeah, see those punches. You could tell that he hasn't got those down the technique or is pretty sloppy. Yeah, I think it's the one flaw in his game. Yeah, but he's got on his right. He's young, he's young in the game, so he'll he'll develop background. And this is also if you are Bernette, go for it. I mean, granted, he should have starched him in that big of a favorite, but it's good that he gets caged on. This, I think is the longest any fight. Yeah, he's coming at it. This is good now. He's got, yeah, nice for three minutes. Looks to be there. Three minutes to get it. If you're not a mama's boy, if you're not ground pound guy doesn't much matter. Now, if you're not used, you can kind of sit there for a while. He can survive, but both knees of he keeps going for that head arm choke, and it doesn't look like Burnage has a real strategy to get out of here. I mean, not saying it's easy to get out there, but yeah, he's not like setting it up because he's like riding, you know, he's riding them. So but he's stuck up there and Bo keeps going for that had arm. But but a jiu jitsu guy would would be, you know, pushing on the hips. He wouldn't have his hands wrapped around kind of in this stall position. It would be more active with his hips, and Brundage is like just flat on his back. That's like the No. I, when I teach the little kids, the number one thing that we do is that you go once somebody is mounted on, you don't be. Yeah, don't be flat on your back. Push, push everything on one knee and and shrimp on one side. It's like a one. The first move I ever learned when I was a. 16 was right, I've done jujitsu. Write it down Typekit put a hundred grand on that one hundred grand on the ground. Grand Mal escapes. OK, yeah. Oh boy, yeah, go bad. I can't stand up. Yeah, so it looks like for sure Brundage has did this a lot in camp. A lot, but man does not good. That's not good. Yeah, now he is. Oh, the under body. It looks pretty tame. They say, I'm fine. No, he's good. Wow. Is a tough customer. Brown is a tough customer. Yeah, definitely. I got him. No, no. I didn't say you could have it karaoke. No, it's a man. I got to get more tattoos. No. Oh, now he's in trouble. Yeah, he's dying. Oh damn. Wow. Well, there you go. If you put on a grand on Brundage, you did not make back that. Yeah. Well, Bono's not disappointed, but most disappointed. Why? Well, you know what? It's not his best performer. You see him coming straight at it with like, that's a sort of a just just charging in like that. That's dangerous. I saw he could have gotten caught easily with that. Yeah, right? Look, the Bonakele hype is kind of Geraldo, huh? Who the Jared Leto, the guy in the white shirt? A tiger bird. I thought that was Justin Timberlake. No, dude, it's it. What do you feel about Zuckerberg watching all this stuff? I think it's a PR move because he was talking about, you know, it looks like. I think his PR team was like, Listen, dude, everyone's making fun of you. You seem like a c**k. We got to do something that is more male, but it looks like some conspiracy, really. But I do more like hold on Facebook, the same platform that that f**king took money from from the White House in the UK would suppress things. So you think I think he has a PR team to go, dude? I think he really looks up to it. Like I've seen this PR move. I've lived your whole life. I live my gym my whole life, and I've seen nerdy dude corporate dudes. I've held pads for like corporate like executives, you know? And what happens is it's always the same. They get into it a little bit and they're like, Ha ha. And then they go, Oh, I'm a f**king tough guy. And then they're like, Get super enraged. You might go to my house and watch the fight like the real like, why are you talking? Like, you know, they don't know how to be bro calling me, but I want to be like, Bro, what's a slapping me on the back? You know that our viral guys nichols just coming straight? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, now we're fighters. Yeah, I did a good job, but I like your conspiracy angle, though. Yeah, I don't trust it. You don't exactly trust anything about Zuckerberg, but why? But. Well, why wouldn't you? I mean, there's a billion. But here's the thing about him is he doesn't. First of all, he looks into it. Second of all, he is obsessive. Obviously, he's obviously obsessive. Exactly. So the way my my feeling that when he watches, though, is like, Bro, don't you know the way? I don't know why I do what you do and don't do that because it's like, Dude, you're I don't understand these dudes that are set like Justin Bieber trying to be a tough guy, said, Dude, I care if because you're talking about my friend, I'm not saying, I'm just saying, it's sad, OK? But then they just but they're like, Yeah, but dude, also I fight or whatever the f**k, you know you. I saw a weird thing that I was just talking about. I've seen it so many times. The guy goes from corporate nerd. Yeah, it's like, I I'm like, Yeah, I've been to Tyler Durden to so many guys. Right, right, right. Right, right? Went from like the only corporate job, and that's all they do. And then suddenly they're like f**king blowing out their ACL. I'll be back with my sister, Jillian rehab nurse, who want to see the Titanic. Yeah, I understand. It's a scary thing is that. But why isn't it just I'll hire guys to kill people. I'll hire guys like me. I know, but not me. Let me tell you right now I'm telling you right now. Well, you already did it, but I'm telling you right now one hundred million. Yeah, thugs. Henchmen, I'm hiring henchmen. How do we say with hats on? I'm f**k all this fighting dogs and real fat ugly. I don't need abs. I get it. Fat is s**t eating whatever I want to see. But I'm not for being those guys. Get my joke. They get it. I go, Yeah, I want sheepdogs in suits. And if I see them look at the wolves coming down the hill, I just go, get them. Yeah. Really? That's hilarious. All. We're the same person. No, no, that's my junk. Because it's my truth. Well, I wrote it. Good. No, I'm sorry. What? I'm so sorry, dude. I leveled it. I'm talking. No, that sucks. Hey, talk to me. Don't do that thing me. You, I ain't. No, I'm just saying, Oh f**k, I leveled up here, Joe. Oh, dear. Hmm. You were really funny at that f**king desert. What was it? Oh yeah. And the new stuff is really good. Thanks, buddy. It really is. It really is. Thank you. April 19th and doing all right. Well, that's fine, bro. But don't Oklahoma City, if you're there to April 23, breaks down. Yeah, I love it there. Great place to be in Chattanooga. You're going to be in Chattanooga, you know. Hey, you can barely keep your eyes on Des Moines. Woo, Drummoyne, dude. Oh yeah, it's super sexy back. It's like a business. When you go there, make sure you bring me back visa. Yeah, when you go to the mall, make sure you got to bring an extra bags. You. Well, I will tell you if you can run through that field, there's a field of bolek. So pissed. Yeah, he won, bro. Yeah, I don't understand. Yeah, that's correct. So maybe that's why I don't matter, man. What did he want? He's not a knockout guy, really. Like, I know you got it. I think you want to submit him right. Where he did away? Oh, there's my uncle Dennis. I think he realizes maybe that he he. Wow. Oh, the dying days of O.J. Simpson right here. Yeah. Oh, wow. Chuck Todd. Chuck Liddell is hilarious. I walked out of the laugh factory. Once he was walking, he was walking by helicopter. Valentina Shevchenko. Oh yeah. She came to my seminar. I didn't even know that she's hot, Carl, until somebody told me that dude Chuck Liddell. I was walking. I saw him walk by the laugh factory. I was just in the lobby. Right? Go, I hear, OK. And I I was Chuck, and I know I've met him before and s**t. So I walk out and I say, Hey, Chuck, what's going on? And you know, he said to me, he goes, or Aurora or Aurora makes sense. It was. And I go, Whoa, dude. It was unbelievable. No, I'm kidding, dude. He f**king he absolutely is. He's great. But it was unreal. It's unreal. Yeah. Chuck Jock has been. He's got a very little bit of control function. It has a like like the most gravelly voice gravelly voice of all time. Oh, you know, he's like this old man in Tropic Thunder, dude. He's all man. Nick Nolte. Yeah, no, it's not. So how does your voice get like that? Is it from fighting Don Fry's that way? Tom fight scene Don Fry Talk on Rogan. Yeah, why? Why does he do this my age? What is it? It's not fighting so manly. I know it's not just a manly testosterone, it's like a fighting man. Yeah, he's going to say, I like that kind of like, I think it is partly fighting because like if you defend a joke for a long time, you think that's what real men are. Men like, certain men are just all right. But even this guy, even Mark Coleman, his voice is very you have a you have a fairly high voice. No f**king monster. I forget how much of a monster what. So what is it, though? Because it's definitely something that has to do with his daughters? Yeah, but that's what's his name. Goldman he's got that, too. That voice, he definitely has that right. And I think they're both. That's very obvious. He has that. I'm feeling sick. One house worth it. Wow. Have you seen his Instagram pals? Yeah, it's wild, buddy. So he does. The weirdest has worked gear this workout. How to tell them, Hey, hey, what are you doing? Mars on the aerial show, talking about how he works out in his car and he's like, I just like to test myself mentally. So if I'm driving six hours, I turn the heat up as high as that of that connection that I could see that I can feel how he does it to test. Yeah, I just like to be as sweaty as possible. Yeah, I that I was a I don't get that. I'm working out in the car. He's like Pusher. I push my feet into the ground. Yeah, yeah. For as long as I can. Not really. Who said that? I've done that. What the hell do you guys think? That's hilarious that he's also done it? You're like, This is how weird he is. He's like, I'm big. Yeah, I love it. Yeah, I was like, Yeah, a long workout. A long car workout. That's something else. His daughters are absolutely beautiful. Yeah, they're pretty beautiful. I don't know how they came out of that goon. Yeah. Well, he was kind of a specimen growing. We know that. But that's a movie like Valerian Fighting. It would make a pretty lady, you know? Yes, Portman was an Ohio State. Oh my god. Yeah, you're fighting for that long makes your famous like all beaten. No, you don't. You don't. You don't know this. No, they changed the rules for you, obviously. I don't know that this guy had, but everybody know he was the one who was the first one. I was like when I was like 18. I came up to him at the underground fight and bro, I was pastor and have bro. Now I see how it is when little kids come up and they're like, Hey, man, hey man. But they want to ask me a bunch of questions and I'm like, You were that guy, f**king I was that kid, bro. Hey, man. So, yeah, how do I do this? And how do I do that? And he's like, Just keep going to practice kid. And I was like, Oh, well, when you say Rogan, when Rogan's, if there's a clip and you should see it. Rogan interviews. Our Coleman is a young guy, and he says, what are you going to do when, when you fight? It was, I think you saw my movie screen was going to fight him and and Mark Coleman goes, I'm going to beat the f**king s**t out of, I'm going to ground and pound him and you see Joe go up. And later on, I said, I thought you were stumbling. It was, dude, I got scared. I got scared. Joe, so honest. Joe, I was f**king afraid. I go, But you're just interviewing because I don't care. I was just afraid of intense. Yeah, yeah, it was. Do you know what happened to him lately? He was in the hospital and what happened then? Yes, he was at his parents house and he just got sober. The guy with the gray. Yeah, mama just got, yeah, one of the greatest of all time. I know, I know. I know I'm educated. So he he got sober, drove his mom and dad's house. He sleep in his childhood room and the house is on fire. He wakes up. The house is engulfed by this happening on what? No. So he wakes up, gets his mom and dad. Outhouse carries him out of the house and then but his dog died, but the house went completely up in flames. But because he inhaled so much smoke, he had to go to the hospital. He had to go to a coal mine that was going to study the black stuff out of his lungs, said, f**k girl. So then he got a kitchen fire bite off. That's the question now. Right? Yeah. As a housekeeper, this is going to be a nightmare for Charles. This is a great fight. This guy's a nightmare. I think this arménien kid might pull off, but he's going to be trained to pick against Oliveira. I want Oliveira to win 'cause I love him. But this guy's this guy. They should just go nightmare. Make your prosthetics like that so people just don't f**k with you. No, I don't do that guy. That guy is his wrestling is going to be too much for all of our. It's a nightmare and striking is really good to me. I mean, if I have to put my money, it's on, it's on. I would not lie. I wouldn't. I'm in agreement, but I don't know. I wouldn't put money on it. I wouldn't bet on this. I worry about it. Obvious too close. Charles is awesome, but I'm afraid that I'm afraid I would say tall striking is more dangerous and his grounds me. I don't think skateboarding is the nation's 100 percent, but I don't think he's going to be a dude. This guy is trying to fight dudes on the ground. That's what I'm talking about. Never mind, I put my money on these hurricanes. I put the whole thing in your mouth. You don't tell me what to do. You did it. Do you want somebody in? Does noodle tequila with that? You want to watch that down? Watch dallied some. You made this. It's good. Great tequila may be May 5th. You could just say dates. Well, you know, Cinco de Mayo, right? Because it's not May 5th, I hear, but I say, get ready for me. OK, OK, if you want to, April get his jacket. So I he shredded. Yeah, I want to see guys. You might have been the first fighter I ever met. Do you know that? Yeah, probably. But like we were at the ha ha café. Oh yeah. Yes. You came up to me. Well, you're this ninety one. Oh God, no. It was a long time ago. No. Well, I was doing standup, so I wasn't nice. But ah, and I was like, twenty five, 2007 2008. Oh, wow. Yeah, it was early in my career. He was fighting and he was, yeah, yeah. And that's how I found out who you were. And then I was like, And then when I would see you, I was like, Oh, s**t is really f**king making a name for himself. Yeah, cool. But yeah, dude, did you ever watch? There's a guy from South Park Guy. I remember you being one 70 and I was 170 pounds. I'm looking at you going. He's so much being done. It's weird, right? He's so much bigger. Yeah, but it's not like, that's cheating, though, because like, I walk around, you know what I mean? One now, but the best was the best was I. I I've tried to take grab my leg and I put him in a whizzer like just a whizzer, and he doesn't have to wrestle. So it's like, what do I do here? And I was like, Jesus, he was. Jason, what would you do in that situation? So Jason is white and he goes, If Brian put you in that thing. So whether you get me in a single thanks or Jason Guzman and I put him in a whizzer, I get my hip there. And Jason, like, you picked me up. My whole body impacted me in the air. I almost hit my head on the f**kin during that era. Like, I did nothing but like deadlifts and like power lifting. And I was I was in Japan, fighting in Japan, but never because of the because of the ring ropes. You could do this thing where you bounce, you bounce the guy and pick him up. So that's all I did was just Hoyts dudes up and around a crap. He never grabbed the guy like you. So he went, Let's let him talk, you know, although this is bad, but interruption of boos right here. Everybody interrupt everybody as much as possible what we're doing. Yeah, that's that's how we do it over here. Did you, Chris? Did you ever watch it when he had that show bully be down on MTV? Well, but that was. I know the show was. That was, you know what I was doing. I guess I didn't put it together now that a massive show wow. Had like Andre Lawsky. f**k it up, trolls. It's really strange. He's the best of all the guys. All the guys who were like, grew up watching that are like champions now, and that's really weird. It's really weird to be a part of these eight guys to be part of their childhood. I know strange man Oliveira. Come on, baby, give us a good fight. I love Oliveira. Unfortunately, I love how his whole team dyes their hair blond. That's pretty cool. Yeah, I can't believe I got to say, man, like, I really can't believe people do this like either here. No. Fight the cage, it's just crazy like people. If Brian was in my corner, he looked like that guy in the back with a dyed hair like a terrible lion. This was Brian. It just looks so awkward and burn your scalp. I so want to be like him. Look out of this. He's the only one like, f**k, do we have to do it? So I guess my week, they got to do it. We got it. It just doesn't work. It just and he's the one guy just doesn't know. That's Brian. Very right. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it all doesn't look natural, though. But the rest of them, you're like, That's cool with him. His wife's like, God, damn the guy with the beard. You're saying yes. It just doesn't work because of the beard, though it is hard to love all of a man, but it's such a tough fight. This broken. Yes. UConn's coach is a two time, I think gold medalist in the Olympics, and his other coaches are world champion sample player. It's just different, man. Well, I have to say when I was researching and I watched the rookie and then his striking is not very evolved. No. So I figured you'd know better. Like what? Well, yeah, I like this t shirt. I like this part. What a nice get. What I mean is that they get into like a striking exchange, bro. I think Oliveira has that dangerous. Yeah, he's really elbows, knees know. And they're not to mention, let's go over who Charles Wheeler is, but let me just educate real quick. It doesn't portray just engaging. You hear me, Mark Zuckerberg, Mark Zuckerberg twice. Now you're right, Baba. He's no. Listen, he's a who's who. Yes, I love him. I'm rooting for you too old. I get a lot of miles. You know how he deals. This could be the chance again. When he gets him on the ground, it's going to be the same. Oh, he's dangerous on the ground. Yeah, he's really dangerous on the ground. Part of his wrestling is a guy like Makhachev for this guy. It's just different. I would not I would not bet on this f**king hope. I'm wrong, but I just don't think I the Sorkin should win it. Just Charles Oliveira. Just so dangerous. I wouldn't bet on the fight because he can pull out some crazy darts in the transition, saying, I'm wrong, some wine. I'm wrong. Are you religious? Are you religious? Oh, and it doesn't matter. No, you pray. Hey, hey dude, God goes like this. Yeah. Cause tsunamis. Earthquakes? I don't know. But I'll say taking some of your hair. What about my career? Help me with that. Maybe that's it. Oh, he didn't take my hair. Looks good. Now I'm taking supplements. So are you taking supplements? Yeah, but not hair enough for hair. OK, so for what it's like, I take like multivitamins. I take some vitamin integrity. I take supplements. Yeah, take I take one that I take creatine and I took one of my penis smaller. Oh, I have to really have to guess what happens if you don't? My back goes out, which is why I take creatine. Yeah, but I was at his house and his his wife is making a room for their son, the special room. And he's just like that on the ground. He goes, See all this. She did all of it. I hire people. Yeah, she, you know, she loves me. She did it right now she goes, He hasn't done any work in here. You do no housework. He absolutely not. It's one of those things, though. That's like you can hire people. And then she's like, But I want you to do it and I'm just like, you, what the f**k? As long as it's done, man, s**t, I know. But dude, how about just like, can I just bring on the bacon? Well, yeah, but you can also do this part. That's good. I just damn it, I want Charles to win so badly. You know, it's interesting. Fortunately, this is about this part. Chris, it's just such a sucker. Just f**k. I like those parts. Oh, there's Jared Leto and he's my age. Look how good he looks. Yes, you could draw. Does he dies here now? No genetics, right? Oh, come on. That would be cool. This fight should be five rounds to, by the way. Oh, really? Size difference is pretty shocking. Well, one five seven. Yeah, I know. All the bears. Man, I've got to get more dangerous dude. Been at. They look really big. Yeah, I got tattoos. I wouldn't. And so I get one. Well, you're going to get tattoos. Maybe 10 percent up. I see. I see these guys with tattoos. I'll get more tattoos. Oh, that's trouble. Oh yeah, this early on. Give me your front headlock. Stuck, man, 30 seconds in. That's bad. That's not a problem for rookie. Yeah, I want our other great wrestler. He wins this one. If you don't want to wear, Oh, we're going to wrestle with him, please. Oh, oh, this trouble. Oh, he's fighting for that leg is trouble for a dance. Yeah. Oh, so you're not trying to close that? And I'm like, Oh, that's good. Oh no. Oh no. Oh my God, if he wins out, wow. Oh, that's oh, he's getting a tattoo. But if he's going to sleep now, he's going to sleep. Nah, nah, dude. He's f**ked. He's f**ked. I don't know. Oh my god. Wow. Shocked the world right now. No, no, no, no. Oh damn his pants. Oh s**t, stain. Right there. That's me. Just brown s**t. Wow, that's crazy. Charles wins this, this is no, no, no, don't be a c**k now before when he was walking out, like, I just don't see how happened. You prayed about it, that I prayed as well for full time. God's like this is your praying. I'm a figure in his anus. Why do you feel bigger? Wow, you're that age and he's bigger s**t. I'm like, Oh dear, he's too dangerous. Be he is. I love that I'm wrong. I will stop. Stop, stop, stop. I want to be wrong. Yeah, I maybe got caught up in the hype, but now the bear is handling him. Right now, this rookie is a nightmare, you'll see. All right, I'm watching. All I'm seeing is embarrassing. He got out of that crazy guilty and got on a guillotine, push his leg. The scary thing is they got in there. I can't believe that's going to be the all parents, the burning house. I care. That is insane. He saved his transfer. A burning house. Yeah, yeah, he's f**king insane. Yeah, dude. If that happened to me, I would wake up so hot. I'd be like, Oh no, my parents are going to die and I'd run out. I know you're here. I know, and your hair would catch on fire. The difference here is a fire hazard. Oh, good reverse. He has to be careful here. This weird Charles. So dangerous here. Now, Sarukhan been here. I'm telling you he has it been like Charles, Alabama. I know about there. There's a comparable going to be right. Yeah, that he fought it. We already tried because handled it. Yeah, I'm not. He fought a jujitsu guy, a couple where a couple of fights back and he stayed out of danger all the way back over as one of those guys, different animal, a different level. His major. This is not like the rest. He's super lanky. Look at that. He controls the guy with the spider guy here. Uh, that was pretty good. Now it is. Oh, you don't know, Tommy. That's fine. Now I'm just telling my companion. Yeah, what are you doing? Yeah. Are you googling yourself right now? Don't do a blood bath. Bobby, you're right, though. I want to see what it looks like. Wow. It looks cool when we're on there. He's got he's he's controlling it. He's got his arm there, man. Yeah, the ground about is pretty vicious. He hit him with a couple. Elbows already use the knee down. Well, eating through his a*s. It's like that's how he got out with with Brian Ortega just shared. Unbelievable. Not going to give up. I was so deep it would be really cool if you could breathe through your a*s. Brian's breath would smell better. You never had bad breath and those. But you never had. All right. Thank you. I'm talking to you that close to me all the time, anyway. Yvonne, you've honestly smelled very good every time I've ever been. Thank you. That's sweet. You smell good. A lot of us because I have a. No, no, no. Sarukhan can't really get off because this to worry about all the attacks Charles is doing. So he's like, he's not as free as I like to show him the chance to do this. Oh, that's a let go. And no, come on. I mean, the kid didn't affect the fights. Are you gonna let him keep going? Wait, why? Why did he do that? Because he kicked a down opponent. But if it doesn't affect like he was back in it, oh, you can't. He's got the triangle, right? You can send up a f**king triangle. Who's down? See, this is kind of a silly rule. Yeah. Oh, you can't do that. Go down, opponent. It's a gray area because if he kicks him on the chest, that's legal. But the foot went up to his face. He went for a shoulder, but he also set up a triangle. So look then goes right into a triangle, and that's Charles bread and butter, and then he f**king stops the fight. That's stupid. It also didn't hurt that much on us. No, look, he goes right back to it. That's why you just give him a warning. Yeah, yeah. Oh God, are you all right? And you know what's funny? I believe the rules state if this guy says, Oh, I can't continue to do it, you know it has to be, I think, like seven minutes, OK, something like that. Two and a half rounds. Yeah. All right. Come on, let's go ahead. Don't act like you're concussed. Get back in there. That's me. Yeah, I can't see straight dark guys do it all time, really. I've got all the time, but I've seen, you know, I've seen it happen where the guy says, Oh, I can't see, and they're big. Yeah, and they gave the loss to the guy who kicked up. Yeah, yeah. All right. Let's go. Oh, are they going to start going back in the triangle? It looks like that's crazy. Oh, that's bulls**t. This time in the guard, he has a f**king triangle set up. And you just can't just do your usual ground and pound because he's so dangerous, man, you set it up. I love all of em. No, no. You were your team. Don't be that guy. I'm not Bob. I'm just saying these guys throw something. Twenty seven thirty four one three four five four through guys guys up. Twenty seven. Yeah, I come in here 34 Beazley years. This is what bothers me, though, so control time. They're not giving any credit to Charles throwing f**kin salsa on the bottom and in so many stuff like they've got to change the rules because obviously tarragon, if it's just about control time on top. But it's not a walk in the park on the bottom, you've got to give the guy credit. I see what you're thinking is gonna do that. Man, that's pretty funny that yeah, that was a great way to get out. B, What were you saying, though, about his jujitsu and stuff, how it doesn't work and repair it? And all it's done is work. It hasn't really worked it. So you're stupid to get up off Sarukhan up a f**kin spider door. Yeah, yeah, that's that's was to be in matter to have a guillotine for two minutes. Craig, would you say you do? Does it work? Well, no, it works because it works. He's a great just guy, I'm saying, he said. It doesn't work. Tap him out. He almost did. But I mean, that's such a superstition. Oh, he's a room with Charles Ogletree. Sorokin is not going to get he's not going to lose as a result of Charles jujitsu. So let's find out pretty bug right for him. I think he's going to get on top and and pound him the way he did. He didn't pound and bright. Well, not no. He did not feel good shots. He landed a couple of good shots there as the fight goes on. It might be Bob. I would say. Oliveira won the first round. Yeah, yes. Yeah. But I mean, unless you're putting a lot more weight on the control time, because once he got to this position, he was up there for a good long time, but a to control time. That's one of those control times, the last thing they judge on. So it's going to be who did the most damage? Who's the closest? But what? I'm finishing the fight. You know, yeah, the judges have a lot of purview like they have a lot of yeah. You know, they could say they some judge could say, You know what? I think Oliveira won that round and the other judge could say the other way. You know, it really seems, what the hell is all this? I don't like that. I get after that after they kill each other. Yeah, I like that business. Kill each other. Oliveira, a very striking. Thus us we got to. I know. I know that the jab from Tsarukyan is like, That's the most deadly thing all the bears got. Yeah, grab jab. He does his weird socks. He punches that out, too. Yeah. There we go. Couple that the combination was all right, but nothing landed. Yeah. And Oliveira is so comfortable there he stays in the pocket. No problem. Probably because he's five 10 compared to five seven. Right ill. Another jab right there. Most people have Charles for that first round with good hands. Oh, that's three actually bringing it up back five. Seven Acts Kid crazy. Check out the big brain on Brad. Yeah, but I know you. I love that you love, ride or die with your boy, Charles. No, I don't. But you just OK. You gotta just kind of know what you do on. I do. I don't think so, but I'm watch as just not a fact. I'm watching any spider guard train. Flip them. Oh boy, whoa. Oh, that was a nice exchange right there. Super wow. High, low, great stand up. He's probably still going to go down, though. Oh no, no. Yeah, if he leans back to the left real hard and use the fence, avoid the takedown man who can better stranger wrestling from Suzuki and he doesn't wrestle like a normal wrestler, you know the weird those hooks kind of judo influence? That all that greco and f**king sambo? Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, Russian s**t. The Russians, they have this strange style. Yeah, the wrestling. I think he trained there, and I think his coaches are Dagestani. Yeah, no. But he somebody told me he's over there and this camp at top team. Yeah, he's a top team guy now. Yeah, there it is now. Against the cage is a problem because he doesn't have the movement, the freedom to turn his hips and s**t, you know. So if you're a certain fan, which Brian is, it's going to be tough for titles. No, definitely not. I am. I'm just I just am saying that I knew this was going to be the case. It's really hard to deal with those guys, man. It just is. You're in fan, huh? Just the way they control you, the way a down the box, as you were saying, you f**king hate Charles. No, I wasn't scary on the way. Yeah. Well, on the way in, he was texting me. Don't tell the ball. You didn't. He said, don't. We're not live now, right? He said. He said, Don't say, Well, we're alive, but he's like that. Charles Oliveira, he f**k you said what you said. Really f**king sucks. No, I didn't say yes. I never said that. Although I will say that you said you could tell me how much is happening in this fight. You said you could take him. Well, we trained together dolphins. The only thing is this is you training them up? Hey, dude, put it down regular. It's super easy here. Just what you do is you just put it down flat, so it doesn't fall. That's why you gotta like leaning Tower of Pisa. Oh, here we go. Yeah, this is kind of what Tsarukyan wants is like a grind fighter. Yeah, he needs to have it against the cage. Oh, I don't know, right? Maybe. Maybe Charles catches him, man. Hard to say, though. Well, there's I go of the table here where where I'm from left. Boring. What? You made me done my hair yellow. That's what he were saying. I told you I was a bad idea. It's bad loans to luscious beard, though he does a really good beard. Yeah, up top. See now when you're an up top, I guess you you're you're going to win the fight if you do this. Yes, that's right. Well, if if nothing else happens the round, then this is the lot they go to. So but I don't control and then he would win this show. But so the guy on the top is controlling me. The other guy, he's in his guard. Yeah, it doesn't matter. It's like, Yeah, look, he's got a lot of weight. Who's on top? If nothing else happened? Yeah, it depends. You know, if yeah, if Oliveira throws a bunch of triangles and whatnot, maybe the one jujitsu judge will be like, Oh, I realize that, but mostly going to be doing stuff from the guy. But I like that first round you give to Charles because he almost finished the fight. He was active on the bottom right right now. So this is so good at getting your hips up. They just keep your hips up. You keep, you know, and Brian is right. These guys from Dagestan and they won't shut the f**k up about you love talk about dying. I'm American and I talk about the same bob. I'm just saying they keep your hips up and you be whose name was. They said it's just certain skinny guys like Sarukhan. I saw it Tsarukyan and what he did with Market Jeff and I was like, Oh God, I just want to point out that he's Armenian. He's from now. He's from Agricul. But I believe Kyle, Georgia. Yeah, yeah, we're in. He's Armenian, Russia. The Middle East is that he opened up a good gash on Charles head with the elbow. Yeah, yeah. So it would be one one going into the third. So Charles can still do it, Brian. Now this is going to happen on the third round. I'm sorry about, Oh, I hate this, right? I know you're not right because you says jujitsu won't be a factor. It's not a factor. But oh, that's insane. He was finished them. He won the first round off jujitsu, but I think he's got a chokehold. Oh, oh my God. Whatever they might know if the round was ten seconds more, I thought it wasn't a factor, though. I thought, You know, you're talking about, Yeah, it is a factor. Yep. Oh, you just broke his arm. You stupid? I know it was the end of the round, but I don't know. Well, I don't know what you guys are, you know? But one thing I will say about this fight is that guys from Georgia, his jujitsu was amazing, you know, and that's one thing is very obvious during this fight. But what we're saying now is, well, it's ten seconds longer fights over again. No problem, I think so. You said I don't think it was that close, but he's going to break his arm and it was it was very good, though, but I thought wasn't a factor. No. Well, Bubba, it wasn't a factor for all the whole fighters shot. It fought hard. Oh yeah, that axe kick, dude. That's what I do to you, Brennan. You know, I know now that elbow opened up Charles. Yeah. Oh man. Doctor as bad to do as bad. All right. See, you know what it is. It's hard. Oh, that's a terrible f**king fight, isn't it? Well, f**k me in the mouth UFC. Why? Why? Why it's a UFC fight night, April 27th. I will never want why? Because I've never heard of those. Got it. f**k my mouth in the apex, oh, that's really gay to say that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh, wow. All right. Charles is getting a little desperate here. You got it. You got it. You get in court. It's one one. I don't know, but I bet you, I listen. I've seen judges make stupider decisions. Yeah, judges awful. I think it's like this combo there. Mm hmm. Charles No, no, no, no, no. Stand your Georgia truth. No, no, no, no, no. Georgia, I'm just speaking physics wise. It's hard. I'm sorry. I hate that I'm right. I don't want to be. I don't want to be right. I don't really. I don't. Oh man. Oh, what's weird? They have at one one to cool down fate. Really? My love for your. I love that you're, you know you are loyal, a ride or die loyal guy and you're emotional. And the problem with you is your your emotions get in the way of your picks. And that's that's true. Yeah, I was talking with somebody yesterday in order to pick the fights really well. You have to just he's too like a sociopath. He's truly, completely turn off your brain to any kind of pain possible towards the guy. Impossible. He cannot. He's he like. He has his emotions, get in the way and I can see it and I love it. Personally, I love it, but I tend to stay a little bit more of a sociopath with, Yeah, and I hate it. Well, you could just change that. No, you're you. We still haven't seen a signature knee from Charles that's that's in the bank. And that would have been the rookie in may have probably landed. Probably has the margin in landing strikes up? Oh no, s**t. You might be right about that. But hell yeah, and he looks really calm still, and he looks good. As part of the and Oliveira kind of petering out a bit, he's took a lot of damage out a lot from its tough, tough, tough to deal with. And but Tsarukyan is kind of coasting right now. He thinks he's got it in the bag. So I yeah, there's not a lot. I mean, still winning this round. So maybe he's cool with this, but I'm sure he's not getting a title on and you get a jab, Chris. It's an educated job. Well, don't y educated at Bolton at twice? Yeah, twice again. And think about it, Tsarukyan is he keeps that hand hung out so that he could Paul with that job all the time and stick it in that real deep. Charles doesn't want to end up in that chair. I'm telling you, Charles needs to take some risk here. Oh, good shot. Yeah, oh no. Oh, he's on side control. Yeah, yeah, no. Because this is amazing. It's just it's just it's just you're getting, you're going to be on your back every time. And these guys, he needs a circle away from the cage. Don't put you on the cage. Yeah, he will, though, but even in open space right now, there's a terrible position to be heard. Yeah, he's like, already worn down, guys. They're just so heavy on you. And when he says the objectivism, he says these guys means Dagestani. And yeah, I don't mean all I want black guys fighting is I got these guys are athletic. It's no different Dagestani. It's OK, it's OK. You're racist. No. Yeah, it's OK. He goes against it's this. This, it's this anybody Dagestan by this Russian system. It's man, he's got. He's got him crucifix. Oh no, he got out. You're racist. Yeah, the crucifix. Look at this right here. Look for the elbow now. Nightmare. Oh, wow. No, no, you can't. Now here comes the head and arm triangle. f**k, yeah. Remember that's how I mean Makhachev. I know. I know. Well, look at this little scramble here. Yeah, you know there's a minute left. I'll tell you why. Threw against cardio is not so. Yeah, he's got the high work rate workout times increase. When he says they workout in the mountains, he needs Dagestan. Stop saying Brian. And all right, yeah, you keep falling into it. You keep falling into it. How wild is it, though? It crazy? Yeah, it's pretty. I have to deal with, to be precise, and I remember I told you I wouldn't bet on this fight. I just think it's insane to just go at Charles is no, it is insane. But I'm also right, and I know you're not. He almost got him twice, I know, but that didn't stop me, right? You know what I'm saying, Bubba? He didn't now is weighing on him like a backpack. Yeah, but just kind of Rush B, but let's also you pick the favorite. He's got a Georgian bag, but everyone picked this out all the way. Georgia's Jansport, I'm right. I said that that's oh, look at this. Oh wow. Nice change. Oh s**t, please. No, oh s**t. Two seconds don't show. Oh oh my god. Oh f**k guys. Are you Brian due to hold on, man? Maybe calm down. That might be a f**king dance. Am I right? The angle is bad. Right here. Things bad? Yeah. Oh no, he's gone. Oh, oh no, he's gone now. Oh, now it's back. Oh, that was real bad. Yes. OK, OK, you got to roll up the cage there and there's 20 seconds now you can roll this way. He can roll to his right. He's got to roll to right. Oh wow. Yeah, oh no. Oh wow, that looks pretty damn tight. He's still moving. Is out, right? OK, come on. Come on. Is that it, though? No, I don't. God is not choking him. Well, because the angle's bad like he doesn't have his shoulder pressed into his carotid. Oh yeah, oh wow. Oh OK, you, you got him in a good dance for a while, but. Didn't work. What was he able to just sit there? No, because, you know, when you got the doors, you have to push it to shoulder, you got to get his neck like, but if you're this way, it's fine for you to roll them if there's no space you can watch. And he didn't have control over his lower body. So that's all open. So you're not. You're not. Yeah, I could tell and then drive his head and his you. That's why. That's why I said this is a big risk. If you if you dar's the guy and fall off to the side, you know, especially on slide me like that, it could fall right off. He should have done it, though. I mean, he should have 90 seconds. You had to throw the Hail Mary there now. It was where he's looking in the camera, putting his tongue out. Well, yeah, he thought he might have it. He finished strong. You know, it's tough at thirty four. I know. Well, back back, back to the queue. It's true, but it's true. You can't sit here at the champions table. Can't sit here. Why would he be Forrest Gump? Thirty four. You're thirty four years old. Thirty four and fifty five. Oh, it's murderers row murderers, right? And you got to go back in the queue. Look at this, though. It was so deep. Yeah, that was deep. That should have 99 percent of guys get tapped at that, right? Yes. Except for that f**king dude. Good God. I don't think they're a touch of that. No, but what are you reading, bro? Not overcooked steak? No. Although he's a he's a f**king prop. No, buddy, because he's a grind. Maybe later, though, there's a moment I don't know if he's applied for much, much of striking. He's better wrestling, better to stand and strike with Dustin Poirier. Dustin Poirier is going to give a hard time, I think. Well, he wasn't. He wouldn't do that, though. Yeah, right. Well, that's good. That fight in the mix. No, he was just saying I was saying, when you look like him in their very first fight in UFC was much over Tsarukyan. You know, it was a decision that was his first f**king fight. But if you look at their careers now, I feel like much. I've gotten so much more dangerous. It's just like grinding guys out, going to go to see finishes, do I think? Yeah, but look, that's a hard fight to judge on because one of the best fighters, tough time. And he just handled them. Pretty much. I mean, yeah, he was in some trouble there, but yeah, I passed it with flying colors. I don't think he'll get a title shot off this. Yeah, that wasn't one of those like, Oh, everybody's going to be hype about that when we're just accepting that, Oh, wow, he is really good. Yeah, but he's really good at controlled winding you. But he didn't finish it, right? It's like Dana White's finishes. If Dana White's finishes, he edged out the wind kind of a grinder. You got to be colorful like buffers, jackets like puffer jacket, night Charles. So I we we think Sorokin got this or what? Oh yeah. Two one, I just give it to one. Not it's not going to be 30, 27 and it's 29, 28. Yeah, split decision that. No. Let's see. Tough, tough. One tough guy with the hair in the back. I think we got this tough one for Charles. He goes back to Brazil and he's a superstar though, right? He's got money, bro. He's a superstar in America. Yeah, I got a lot of people I know who you love in Brazil. You know what I mean? No, you go, Yeah, that's why they're all excited. Did one judge? It was a split. Yeah, I think so. You weren't listening. I love all of our. No, you don't. Don't start that s**t. No, you were. You went bad. I'm from the jump. He's a class act. Well, this guy wanted to obviously cause the jujitsu. So. Yeah, it was a split decision. So that means we are above. Some of the judge gave all your man. I told you, I give what? Let's be. I give one round of trials. That's insane. And I was rooting for Luke down. I know that that's not the second. No. So that last round went because he finished all the judges. That can't see it. Mm hmm. Yeah. Ain't get a title shot. Even though he's built like a ninja turtle. You're not getting a title shot. He does have like c**kroach abs. He has ninja turtle abs. He's got a split. So you see? Wow. Now what's your call on the Max Holloway's put on a lot of weight. He looks bigger, buddy, right? You got Max. They're just bro. You know, I want to know that's the same thing where my heart is max by my sociopath side. Those oh me to say Gage. He's just going to come out swinging. And like, everybody's trying to say, Oh, you can't say anything about the four year fight for Max because he is only a six week camp. I don't know. I don't know. You can't say something about that fight because the the difference in power like Max one three doesn't land one. He can see the damage. So you get that's the takeaway. The other thing that one forty five max was like a power guy, but at 155, he's a volume guy. You know, it's totally different. But but you remember, like Max, I thought Max beat Volkanovski in one of those one of those. Yeah. Then last two, he lost two pretty clearly. But one of them? I mean, it was the first one, but it was close. Some people had it four max. No, wasn't it closer? And then on the first one, Valk, I think, won a lot of the fans. The second one thought, Max, I'm saying anybody who's who I'm saying that about with Volkanovski is a great yeah, he's one of the best I ever. Yeah, but what's crazy if Max were to beat? Just in which I think he can buy decision if he beats Justin. He can go back down to forty five in fight or area. Guys don't go back. I think you might be who got the money because that's a bigger fight against who top area. I feel like Max, if he if he can like look. And also, I don't think he's going to come out of Gaisie fight completely unscathed. No, nobody. You're not. I'm saying, no, it's like he's going to take damage and that topiary. Your guy is so fast and hits so hard for that weight that you know, Max, but you do at the end of the year doing like a December card. If I'm max because I doubt the year, my title shot, if he beats Justin, right? So I think you fight for the title, you go back down to forty five. That's my dog. Hollywood superstar Miles Teller. We have shared in Shannon, little brother, his brother. Oh, I know this guy. Well, yeah, I know this guy I love shot future, shot those glasses are wild or crazy. Young, crystal clear. So bright the other way round. So max, actually, I thought we all thought Max won the first fight with Vogue. That's what I said at the IOC son looking at that? Yeah. And the second one, you would probably give it to Vogue in the third one. Clearly. Yeah, definitely. But I feel like Dolce walks around at least 185, buddy. He's a big boy. He's a big boy. How tall? How tall? Five. 11. Oh, OK. 10. Right. And he, you know, and he looks bigger. I am. He looks bigger than he was. Yeah. But you were. You're 140. What are you? I'm one seventy five. I just weighed myself. In fact, I'm one seventy six and the happiest I've ever been today. No, yes. We're really all the heaviest you've ever been. So yeah, it's bad if you're getting older and getting heavier, right? Yeah. 170. Did you say it's like a good thing and I'm alarmed? Well, I mean, it's fine. It's one pound, probably. Well, usually 170. OK, so you know what this is? These are chick numbers, right? I was 171 and 173 now, and I can feel it in my tummy. Yeah. Hey, it's two pound, right? Me and me here we're talking LBJ, your. But that means a lot for me. Am I my? It's two pounds. I can feel my cheek right now, and I just I got to drop it somehow. What do you weigh right now? Two. Thirty eight. Come on, let's do thirty six on Monday. It really, I swear to God we just get right now. Yeah. Is it because you're just not lifting as much? I am lifting more than ever. I was I was heavy when I wasn't lifting. Yeah, because I run every day, three miles. What? What do you think you are? Me. Oh my god, you're thick, Brian. Are the official thick boy right now. This group, you what you like? I'm like, Yeah, maybe. Are you serious? I'm very dense. I know. I know that I don't look very good. But how tall are you? Six. One ish. Yeah. All right. What do you weigh, Chris? Two or five? Well, I'm going on that mind. Oh, Zenpix, something are not doing it, bro. I'm doing it. You're doing that, bro. Jam. That thing. My dad's what do you? How do you do it? You got to shoot it. I don't trust one shot. Yeah, by doing it. We share you lose muscle mass body. People say I never take it, but some people f**king love it. It's not. It hasn't been out long enough yet. It's going to be, you know, Oh, where was this at Sunday? Where was this energy with the COVID shot? No, no, no, no, no, no. It hasn't been out long enough. We don't know. I'm not going to tell you. No, no, no. This guy, I'm supposed to be not saying anything, but, you know, in 20 years, you're going to. It was a swaps, right? Because I started this, I was in the middle of it all. But he sees something. He wants to say something, right? Sorry. It's OK. No, no. What are you saying? You know what? You don't get to f**king experience it now. I want you to back. You don't get to experience what I was going to say. What I was going to say is so awesome, dude. I have FOMO now. I know, dude, it was going to be you rock hard. Yup. Come on. Give it to me now, man. So, Chris, you want to f**k with those MPIC, though? I just, yeah. In 20 years is going to be one of those things where the lawyers are going to come on a commercial. Yeah, you're right to Mozambique. You're you know what I mean? It's like that, right? How so? Because you got the you got to have a chart, right? Yeah. But you had to do that to go places. Yeah. The hell you going to deny Denyer right now, do you? Well, I'm learning a lot about you today. So many conspiracies. I was on the right side of history. Listen, it wasn't that bad, but here's the deal. Like, they're like, you got to take it. Otherwise you can't go into a restaurant. You had to show your card like, I f**king fine. You know, I'm fine. I'm fine right now. Oh, no, I'm fine right now. But it's just like, Yeah, I wish. I wish I didn't take it. You know, I'm saying, Do you remember this fight? This was so crazy. Yeah, this is crazy. He hammered them for like, literally twenty four minutes and then lost and found a way out. Now I know James, my fave people have. Charles Vest. f**k off. Oh wow. Oh wow. Look at that. He just fell. And then he found a way to get tangled hair high. Now chill. Yes, he was winning the entire fight. Oh wow. And this is like the last fashion is looking at. Oh, is that Anderson Silva? It was even a set up. It's all some crazy setup is gonna wow. He just threw it up there and got him and got him off the hook. Oh my god. Oh wow. f**k that. Talk so much s**t before that fight. It's a man. He talks a lot of s**t, right? That's just, yeah, yeah. It's a character. He talks so much s**t that it made Anson so upset. It's a masterclass in how to like, hype a fight, really, if you can. If you are, yeah, if you can get most guys done. He's good, though I f**king chills the bill, cementing himself in greatness. After that, I don't care why. Say that he was just so special, man. It was just such a special dude. But so is f**king the spider. Anderson What the greatest of all time. I think so too. I believe that. Wow. Like, it's hard to argue against that. He is one of the best he had the. What most title defenses, though, so that's why he's really stepped down. He does the greatest welterweight, in my opinion. That's why people were saying, you're the Anderson Silva of comedy. To me, that must have been why? Right? No, I don't think so. Look at Anderson's run when and when he is. That is he's f**king crying. He's the man you say, said one more. No, no, no, no, no. Not one more. Fight a bad guy. No, you don't. But that's the thing. That's the thing. You know what? I'm so happy that comedy is my thing, because dude, you can't do this forever now. You can't like, you know what? Well, you know, I'm saying you want it out, but you still got that s**t. You know, it's like Bob where we can still do it. I know. And you get better. Yeah. You know, until some do. Yeah, until you get to f**king, you know. Yeah, I spent all day, Yeah, you were really well. Tell us about it. Okay. So, so, so writing. Huh? I'm going to break down. I mean, yeah, sure. I mean, if it wasn't for free? Sure. I mean, it's like I'm dropped about three. Okay, I know that's the thing around section of the fight companion. You know, what's crazy about chill, though, is you remember you went to Bellator, you went to, you know, did this other thing and then came back to the UFC. Usually once you go out of the UFC and do the Bellator run, they never let you back and it's like, Don't celebrate you. But he's such a powerhouse, and obviously he's a UFC name. They put him in the Hall of Fame. Oh, it is what it is, dude. Lee Adcom crazy tour dates. Guy, man. Oh yeah. How Chattanooga, Chattanooga, Chattanooga, man, when you get there. OK, the train station, please. Well, dude, I got a lot of people to me saying, Well, get, bring me something back with me in Chattanooga. All right. But yeah, for me, yeah, I'll try. There's a Beaver Dam. OK, so I know Chattanooga, as in Chattanooga, Tennessee, is in Chattanooga, Tennessee. What? I know I'll be there. I know, I know is Andre Fletcher that not I not know they wouldn't make it that easy, but they wouldn't make that easier. But also Augusta, do it. I'm going to be there. You're going to be a no, but a lot of people are asking me to bring stuff back. So don't please don't ask me. I know, but please, without you need, I can bring. I can bring an extra bag. I can. God damn. Augusta. Oh man. Augusta and Chattanooga is the best buy on the card. I know. Yeah, this is the card. You know, I heard like Holloway want to renegotiate his contract when he saw that they're using all the promotional materials for this fight because this is the main thing. This is the one that everybody knows. It's the people started immediately. Other people's main event. This is the fight. This is what selling the card. And that's Max always pointing. They hold up. I know you're using us to, but, you know, build this thing. Oh, we're not getting paid like pay per view. Like you told me the cage. He was a crazy athlete, like the special athlete that was in private. You're not supposed to say that I'm like online, like you tell me was really good in bed. Oh, you tell me he feels really good on top. Oh God. Oh yeah. Oh, nice to have him, ref. The ref was hurting right there. I got to go. Some guys. Yeah, but OK, this fight is going to be OK, but I'm going to miss the Championship fight too. What do you have to do? I've got to step right now. That last you said, you have to go do a show. She's mad at the forum, said it before on Real, 10 minute set at the forum went on sale. Today it's sold out. Well, it seems like amazing. She's like, you know, they gave most guys don't care about this with the Max Holloway, his own custom Hawaiian shorts. Yeah, you know how they. I'm not going to care about that. I don't think so. Guys, I got to go call everyone. Yeah. Well, I remember Max Holloway in his little ears when he was 10 years old at a seminar. Really? Yeah, I remember him clearly. This kid, this kid has fought everybody. Every f**kin body, man. Did you not give him a chance to get Hubie? I'm definitely giving him a chance, but I think if he wins, he wins on points in the outside. He can't stand a bang with just getting knocked out, Scottie said. I look at the way that look, he's so tough guy. What a fighter. Oh, which one you just made a different s**t getting access to felt like the perfect fight. You've got to fight like in the pocket, like, yeah, swimming out. So, you know, like every time that Holloway comes with plants his feet and does those crazy punch out? Yeah, he's got to get out at an angle and fire back and say otherwise, man. I mean, the problem is, is it a five round fight? Yes. Damn. Five round five rounds you're going to be in front of. You're going to be in front of him. I see, I think the five rounds benefits match priced well above five rounds, benefits Max. That's three. Justin can just apply pressure and do his thing five, four and five zero. You're right when you throw in that power to fork. He does that. Well, look at this, know it's crazy to have eyes tattooed on your f**king side like that. That's wild. Where where is it out on his ribs? On his ribs? Yeah. Is there like the no fries? Oh, it is the. Yes. Don't fear. Are you talking about Justin? Yeah. No, fries. Is that why he has to get out of here? The exact same. Yeah, that's crazy. Wild. Oh man. I get that. We get all the phones. It's the people's main event on a get to know fear. Eyes on my forehead. Yeah, I get that. Yeah, on the back of your neck. Get eyes on my forehead. Dope. Yeah, look, good luck. I had a buddy with the bad boy valley. Two eyes on his buddy. Oh no. Yeah. Another buddy right there. I knew by Brazilian. Yeah, yeah. With a Brazilian guy. I had my other guy come out of the American as Apple, but I want to get him on bikes. Get him on your butt. You know two eyes on your butt. Come on, get my eyes on your butt cheeks. So I'm always look. And then and then you know, what would be cool was when my penis hangs down from back, you look at your nose. And then when I fart, I got Brian's talking. Brian's got something to say. Then you turn that around me. You f**k you burn me. It's comedy, judo, bro. Comedy, demersal god. Damn you reversed. We scrambled. And I gotcha. That's good. That's good. Oh man, what a big moment for Max Holloway. Yeah, yep, he can. He can Marcus hear me? Can I get another rain, Marcus? Yeah, another rain. It's like an Indian chief. I'd like for it to rain Marcus control that police patrol that. I like that you made his. Yeah, the Indian always like this. Yeah, when we come home, right, we watch the hawk. Oh, well, right. Yeah, that's how we talk. There's a graphic. There's a graphic. Yes, you do really good characters. Thank you very much. That's that you sound like running scared Chris Doyle running or watching. But you know you for Lloyd, you sound like, you know what? He's great at his his Japanese, even as Chin is spot on is you're Japanese. You can do play Japanese. You could go down to suit a non-euro at all. Pretty good. You got to say, Wow, you're actually fluent. Do you carry this bugger or not humble yet? Jason knows, because Jason used to be in Japan. I know. Yeah, yeah. So you know what I mean? You guys are really like, was a great comedy. Have you heard? Have you heard the authority? Have you heard the guy you love that both your well over 40 doing this? Oh, you're going back and forth in my head? I'm like, Dude, you should hear our phone conversations. I mean, but I will say this, though, well, f**k, I was going to say, God damn it the I don't care, Jason, how wild is this? This is me and Chris as Japanese men making love to him and oh oh, I have my nose to go back. I just said, I am behind you because it's not the other way around racism or homophobia. It's that it's both. Jason, how wild were those Japan days? But they're pretty wild. Yeah. Well, I want to go to Japan, which is gaslight them. A big old warrior. Yeah, because you white devil blade night. Yeah, definitely. White devil monkey. Yeah, white marlin. Oh my little game. Have you got a little game? A lot day? I made its way in Japan. I'm hanging out with you guys. Yeah, because Jason was like, He's a kind of fascinated by trends. He likes, like a muscular woman. You and I are similar that way. Like, you never know you might get drunk. He's like, I mean, I f**king hated soccer. I can see you doing that, but I don't put that on. I mean, I feel like that's, you know, projecting all that judo feels like what is happening with Bryant is coming out. Because if you're coming out right now, I'm Jason f**king a guy who's kind of feminine. I go, It's Jason. He's not gay. That's just Jason. But you mean like that? You'd get a pa*s. I'd be like you. I would defend you. I don't know if the internet would be as friendly. Yeah, but I wouldn't tell anybody. Like, Shut up, f**k that. I'd be back. I'm up. I shut the f**k up, you guys. He's so masculine. Sometimes you have to bang a guy that's, oh, wow, wow. It is masculine. Really masculine if you f**k a guided by the most magical thing. Yeah, right? Yeah, women aren't enough. I got to f**k you so gay to have sex with a woman, you know? Yeah, my just a strong hand grab in the back of your neck. Not mine. Here's your next dude. Chill, man. I know. Yeah, he's got. Are you coming on to me right now? I don't know. I just want to chill, man, I'm not your type. I'm all right. Wrinkly, I'm narrow. They're all right, Chris, you're robust. Thanks. A lot of guys I would imagine would want to do all the gay stuff too, dude. No, dude. I don't want you to do the gay stuff to that. Whatever, bro. I'm not really into it. But what do you think? What do you think they'd want? What, yeah, yeah, right, yeah, what are you what do you know, what was going on? Yeah, you guys have been doing this show for too long. I never run out of s**t or talk about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But play chicken, play chicken. You guys are upside down. Sixty nine in each other. What do cartwheels when in doubt? Yeah, you're digging mud. Yeah. Oh, good grades are who. You're really taking the heat out of the Gaisie fight. Yeah, yeah. I was really with him. Did you know? I have a friend who's very straight who said to me, In all seriousness, Bryan tells me a story once a week. I know. He goes, I would just, I want to f**k. I want to f**k a trend. A trans person. Oh, a tragic trans. I fly because I want to see if it's as good as the regular thing. I was like, It's a little bit gay. Brad's a little gay, OK? But but there's going to be the the point where they can just do it identical to women. You're not identical. I mean, all of you. I mean, maybe not in our lifetime, but you know, it'll happen. And then at that point, you don't know, you know what I mean? You just be like, Hey, maybe in our lifetime, but not now. Why is your body of a car? So still, I'm I'm so turned off. And so definitely there are definitely women right now who used to be men that that we wouldn't know where they walk in and we'd be like, Yeah, I mean, we have the technology. Yeah, if they're Thai or they're like from a like, they're already hairless and small boned. One time I was in New York, I was like, This was twenty three years ago. This woman was walking by and I was like, Oh my God, and she walked right next to me. She said, Excuse me. And I was like, What? And I was only three years ago. So now, yeah, now now that person don't know. But I'm just saying, now you can. No, no, you really don't understand sometimes what I mean. It's really alarming. Honestly, I have trouble. I need to take more ginkgo biloba. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh man. Yeah, that's just you should sponsor them. All right, go ahead. This is the five sided 156 on anxious. Third, same height. What was your camp, for the most part, would you would you train out of different places? Rain training center, where I did a lot of camp. Was that harmonious? Yeah, but that's why I met Jason. Oh, that's right. That's where we train together. Yeah, I guess I'll see a camp there, though. That was great. Yeah, it was great. Why these are these little Vegas? I train to Vegas. The Cobra Kai, like that was way back in the day. Yeah, was at the gym. Frank. Was that? Or no? Frank Mir was there. The Cobra Kai that roared through sometime? Yeah, he came through later on that Roy's gym. Yeah. Roy, I trained with Roy in. Yeah. In Vegas. Yeah, yeah. Oh, here we go. Oh man. Hey, Brook, is rain still open? No, no Indian chief again on ancient history now. Yeah, a lot of rain. Is this rain still open? Yeah, I'd like for it to. I'd like for it to rain. Many moons ago. Yeah, rain closed. There's no more rain. We need running. Scared, running, scared of Caroline to do the dam would be my name. We need beach boy. So maybe I why do you say that? No, I know we need floats around. Oh, so proud. Gosh, we need floats around running scared. It's more for it to rain. No, I don't like those names, dude. Oh my God, give me better names like, no, no, no, I won't. Now what? Make it rain, b***h. Boy, I don't want to do the turkey. Always just make it rain chief. Nobody use lettuce and chips. No small pieces of jerky and rain. All right. Just dancing. And you've got me in a brace from my a*s is arched and I'm just hurts my bad s**t, man. Where Dad's dad was that our kids, our sons watch our all, our archive stuff. The kids are young. Your son definitely listen to this dude. They're like, This what dad does on Saturday night. So bad he pretends he's Indian. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Indeed, he's in a top soccer golf as he's feeding. The jerky is going along with it. Beach Boy floats around. Go to watch poor folks who were just pulling your teeth and you were pulling it sideways. You got a curve to your dick. A heavy cuts wired curve. Life is that from riding horses. You know what I am. That's why they call me U-shape. That's why they call you. f**k around corners. That's why they get called boomerang. This is the main event right here, baby. Come on. Yes. David Spade, David Spade and Jared Leto. We said that already. All right. I didn't see, Oh boy, here we are. You didn't see violence. Here we go. Here we go. By the way, Max is looking bad. Yeah, Max looking big. Yeah, he's coming out a little different. This isn't normally how he how he got wings. That's got to be unfair. No, not real wings. If he uses a Oh I'm sorry, Typekit, you got to be more observant. I know and I know it's only glasses. And yeah, just enshrined in that bar off the bat and a lot thicker. Oh, there's Max. Get on your bike, Doug. Five rounds of two. Is that cut off at that so you can wear a shirt are so funny to me, so I want to get nope, compliant. Because you may have to get a job. Which tattoo? I'm saying the ones that stop so you can wear a T-shirt word like right out. Wear this. Yeah, like I have mine that come up, you know, I I don't like when it stops. It's like a shirt. If you get, it might as well flaunt it. Yeah, exactly. It's crazy. You got wings on. No, man, his shorts is cool, actually, the wings, they look good. That's the real thing. There's a lot of wings in the UFC. I think back to the first one with him or Benson Henderson. Maybe Tony? Yeah, Tony has a lot of wings. Yeah. Well, one of. Oh, so I think inland, those I just don't trip them do. That's got to be. I call that these kicks are going to be a b***h. If I can look, you have to give them the already land and then they're going to force Max to have to stand in the pocket with him, and that's where it's going to be a problem. You speak Spanish? Yeah, I do. I do. Problemo. We do a problemo. CC paeroa it's going to be. I go in there somewhere and oh yeah, Max's eyes are wide on that s**t. Max is very serious. Oh s**t. Mm. You know, he's good. Yeah. Get him in a circle and out and then gets back to the center instead of being a professional. Keep that up, cardio better be on f**king point as soon as it goes down. Oh, oh, oh, he was them. Did he wobble? I'll give you the tension. God knows already. You got to see Rudolph turn it into f**king Rudolph stabbing me if I'm announcing. Got him into Rudolph territory. Smacked him up. Nice, got him in a Rudolph is going to be the lead, going to be leading sleds, leading a sleigh tonight a little bit later. He's got 11 deer behind him, a fat man in red. Well, I'll tell you why I put lights on that Christmas tree. That's absolutely true. It's absolutely one thing is for sure chimneys or under him. All Christmas represents just an assertion that one red nose thing just get fired immediately. What do you guys do like my Christmas stuff? Well, it's the middle of this Christmas. So I just thought it was. I thought it made sense. Sorry. That was a Disney game. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that pulled out out of a sack. Christmas came to air, came earlier due to punches. 10 more. And it will be 12. There's 12 days of Christmas. Just what that doesn't even f**king. I thought you guys liked it. Sorry. And then then you run out of ways to do it, but you start it through Eamon Javers and a partridge in a pear tree. We're not sure three women sitting watching a ho ho ho ho. That makes sense that he saved his his. He's not making sense. It's our Christmas reference. It's not even calling the fights anymore. Great first round so far. Yeah, I just kicked him in the chestnuts, roasting on an open fire. He didn't even kick them in the boss. Oh, that's right. Yeah, it could be a feeling not as well prepared, knows what he's doing like last time. So max this wide eyed, wide eyed. Oh, that's right. He wobbled just a little jab. Is that what you do? I uppercut dancing. I catch you right in the f**king eye like Max's got. Yeah. He has not found a way around this jab or anything. He hasn't figured anything out yet. It's interesting. You can f**king tell that s**t. Yeah. The momentum is all side, right? I mean, I guess I can see that touch I for all comers, Jason. Yeah, they can fight GSP, one of the greatest of the Chris welterweight of all time to the distance. Yeah, this is a I don't know what the hell they're going to say to Jay-Z in between the rounds because he has a lot of. You got 11 reindeer every time, every time that he's every time that he's come forward, that they're going to say, You know what, you land landed on rooves. You landing on roofs. Come on. Well, it's slippery. There's a lot of ice on the ground. Got bills in your pockets. Let's go. It's just a Rudolph thing. We have to fire that f**king announcer. Oh my god, I missed it, dude. Insane back here. Grabbed by Max contract. Yeah, by Mad Max. Brooks just gets tired. This could be Brian broke his nose up. I blinked and I missed my nose. It's tough kick to the face that might have broken his nose that back. Are you kidding me? Of course he did. Or now. Oh yeah, that daffy out and more than ever, Rudolph. Oh, that's that's going to suck tomorrow. Oh, that's a broken nose, dude. Watch this year. No, that's that. Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh man. If that was 30 more seconds, Trevor Wittman smiling even at that sht, that's going to be s**tty tomorrow, bro. Oh, it's s**tty right now. No, I know. But but you don't have your mouth. All right, Chris, breathe. Yeah, hey, hey, hey, hey. You don't feel it now because the adrenaline is you can't breathe out of your nose. Yeah, but you got your mouth and your a*****e. You can breathe that ball. You can't breathe out of your a*****e, you know? Tomorrow, it's going to be awful. But tonight, when he's like, yeah, when, when or where? When all the drummers, I feel like, Oh, I want to die hard, I go pack you. I got I got nasal surgery and it's the worst, so I can't imagine what I did. I had my septum told I it didn't work great. Really, we're all going through it and it went all the way through it. Paid the money. Didn't work. Yes, but you tripped and fell on your face. What did you do now? Oh, I, I'm doing no physical activity. No, no, no, no. I used to just genetics, grabbed my head repeatedly in the water. Yeah, then that nose to get tough. Leading man. This might be a deciding factor here, buddy. That's a big that's a big deal. That's huge deal. Very big deal. I don't know if you could get any more Rudolph. No, this is a very bad situation for gauging. He should be good at kicks. He's got four legs. Oh dude, this this could be really bad for you. Shut up all catches of bees, though, who applied pressure. He lives with a s**t. Yeah, look at him because there comes a point. That's crazy. Yeah, yeah. There comes a point where Justin's going to say f**k the game plan and just start throwing. It's so dangerous when you there's been nothing to make Max tired at all or not yet broke up, broke your nose. What did you do? You just kept f**king it didn't stop you at all. No, I didn't realize you know what I would do. Do you know what I would do if I was a fighter? OK, my answer, right? I would have a fighter. I'm sorry, but I've seen you say you. You should have gotten raised on f**k my mouth, right, bro. I'm a f**k my mouth. I'm sorry, but f**k your mouth excited. Sure. So you got it. You had your broken. And then what you didn't know was broken then? No, I didn't know I couldn't breathe because all the blood was rushing down my my throat. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, it's like a faucet. Oh man. Oh man, that's what Christmas reference. Where are you going to know I was going to make a Christmas? I was going to say if I was in, I was. I was fighting. Yeah, I would have you come and tell a story to my opponents so they'd get tired. Do my stories down the streets over here. My story is now. My stories are dynamic. Chris, you did break your nose. Is there anybody? Yeah. So anyway, so then you're in it just like, I'm not listening. I'm like, What happened? I post your budget. Oh, f**k my math. Jesus Christ is a bad now pirate. Now he's a pirate. Oh, hopefully there's no plaques out there, dude. Oh f**k, he's got to watch out for punches and scurvy now. Damn dude, nose busted eyes. But yeah, really? Oh my god. Justin Gateses no punk. Though he's not going to use as an excuse. A lot of guys within this situation, you lose around like that. Yeah, but knows they might be like, This is the only guy who gets iPod loses, really? It's like never. Yeah, right? You get bugged. Denied. You lose. Yeah, I mean, it makes sense. Just fighting stuff enough with two eyes. Am I right? But yeah, that one is nose that broke. Yeah, I know this smash. I don't even like see the damn. Crazy. Justin Sun, this other guy, I would be really impressed me, I'd be like, Really? Oh, my contact. So am I. Max's Max is still on it. Yeah, I don't know. He looks so sharp. He does. Yeah, he's even look tired at all. It looks like he's just he had not done anything yet tired except buses. Faith, I love how like alert he is. Like his eyes. He's his focus because he knows how dangerous Gage is, and he's just f**king in the zone, obviously taking magic mind. Yes, he is. This brought to you by Magic Mike? Man, I bet you just I bet you are always going to win this, you can get hammered tonight and then drink safety shot and wake up refreshed safety shot. What's that? Is that your sponsor? Yeah. Safe shots while you can drink like that, I'm not. This is what happened to me. It's happened to Casey. Casey likes to have himself a drink. Yes, you can. Oh, I know, right? If you drink it 30 minutes later, your blood alcohol comes down. You can drop. That's that's quite a while. That's crazy. Wow. I wouldn't recommend that. Not do it. Everyone do it. Would do it in the car. Everybody gets hammered. This is a comedy. This is a comedy podcast. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's my experience with it. Yeah. Justin's still game. Yeah, he's still game by following a half a nose. Holloway is one letter away from holiday, and Christmas is a holiday. It just as this keeps going. Trevor's going to tell me, you got it. You got to go and he's going to get wild. He poked in the f**king eye again. The dude, other eye. That's crazy. Didn't they change the gloves, but did a mistake? Didn't address at all? They're going to the announce. I know there are different colors, but there's not much you can do. That's all there is. And again. Wow. And now in Japan, we have the gloves. There were like curves where your hand did it? Yeah, you could. You could do that. But it was hard. Oh, Jesus Christ. Brutal. Yeah. Oh, see, I think whether it's a groin kick, an eye gouge, I think you take your point no matter what cause compromises the fighter. I think when they do warnings like what they just give max another warning to, I poked, No, that's crazy. We got to take these out there like Ray Charles do. This is you've got to take a point. I think a lot of illegal knee that's crazy in the groin. I think they should take your point because then guys going like Fox, I better really be honest, right? Because now they get a warning like, f**k, you know, in practice, you would learn not to do that. Yeah. Keep your hands. You'd be on it for sure. If it was like a close round. Yes. Now this is the thing about Gates, even with one eye busted nose. He's so dangerous and we've got two guys on his chest, so that's really helpful. Yeah, he Lucious. To get those folks up, you can get those boxes so you can see through that. Mm hmm. Holloway, man, I don't I haven't seen that. But OK, so you will be OK. It will finally, with kicks, or I guess that was the plan. But man, I don't know. He's not landing anything of consequence yet. Yeah, the distance of Max is giving us some super the distance of Max. This Liam Neeson was very this whole is quite a distance. Damn, those landed. He's having some success with the legs, but he is still success everywhere. Are you talking about gays? Yeah, no. Really? Yeah. Halloween is picking him apart, man. I'm really impressed. Yeah, I guess they're they were right when they were saying that the boy a fight. It was a bad gauge of how it's going to go. Man, that was a good oh, he landed, although I do too. So a game? Yeah. Jesus Christ, man. Both these boys are. You think Jared Leto's going to jump in there and give them the baddest motherf**ker title? I think he's going to have a baptism, I believe. He looks like Jesus. You know who's really giving the BMF title? Is Coleman? Mark Coleman. Yeah. Yeah, that's cool. Cool. What did he say? The BMF family from the. So they bring the badass dude like, well, they had the Rock do it last time, which is, you know, actor, but whatever the rock. But he he's all natural. Oh, he then destroys the rock. Never. I see. I see it in workouts on Instagram. Yeah. Does it motivate you? Yeah, I'll tell you, it was no more was dud. What's his name? The other thank you from Roadhouse. Thank you. Oh, Jake Gyllenhaal Journal. You know, this is the thing I don't. I think he saw my body goes that natural. My body goes, it would make us shut up. Yeah, no. Of course it's not. I think Jake Gyllenhaal, I think it's great. Gyllenhaal is an awesome, awesome actor. I love him. He's my favorite. Great. He's my favorite. Yeah, I agree. My favorite is not a white actor, though, because I'm very I believe in equality, but I think that Gyllenhaal is great. But he he's always jacked in everything. Yeah, it's so dumb recently. I mean, it's workout program, so dumb. It's like it goes against being an actor. What else is hijacked in everything he's done? He did, actually, all the more you jacked. I saw that the movie with the big animal, the Netflix movie, and he plays a dork who needs to take his shirt off and he's like, I don't. And I'm just like, Dude, Moose denied that jacket. He's such a good actor. He's great. Yeah, he's great. And his sister's a pretty good actor, too. Yeah, she was in Batman. Chris, are you tempted to do a little juice? Get yourself. Yeah, yeah, you are. I I, I was considering it. I watched my my wife's like, Dude, you're not doing that. I'm like, f**k that, you would do it. It depends what. Yeah, but but I don't want to do anything that's going to have any sort of effect where like, I can't. Then after I stop, create my own s**t. You know what I'm talking about? Like, like, like, like be dependent on me? Yeah, exactly. It's so stupid. But I'm just I'm an addict, you know what I mean? So like, when I start working out, I'm going to go, I'm crazy, you'll go crazy. I got zero. So you think you just take a ton of steroids? Yeah, yeah. I will tell you well, before I started steroids, there's no way I like to see that. That'd be fun. Oh my God. Voice all high teeth. All. You know what I mean? No teeth, man. This is not going the way I thought it was, and I'm really I'm happy about it. I'm really impressed by all the work. Yeah, I mean, I got anything going, bro. Like now one, he's having a little success to like about losing the rounds. Maybe it was just I was so am for these fights, but they haven't delivered the main card, has it, man? Max looks crisp tonight. Yeah, Dustin Poirier said that, Chris. You just look crisp. We just need his eyes to stay wide open all five rounds. Well, yeah, he's right now is one with our eyes wide open, eyes wide open. Oh yeah, that one too. Oh again. Two half Jesus. Yeah, he really is. I'll work them is because you come in at angles best. Oh oh, it's he doesn't want to get back on your bike outside standing. Don't exchange with him, for God's sakes, who don't engage with, who like, like shooting, get wild in exchange. And because that's what Justin wants got to say, I'm outside keeping him apart. Land the one to do the spinning heel kick when he can got a good gauge. He wants to make it a barber. Yes. And they could stand still. And and really, you've got it. He's got a power advantage. OK, but so far has a matter to Tinker's Dam because it just keeps moving matters. Has a dog, you know where he's like, Let's do it, but you can't a fifty five, forty five, do you think fifty five? You've got to be smart? Now, straight back, not now working for A.G.. He keeps doing that. Yeah, ducking into well, that's in the game plan because clearly gates, he ducks it out of the way. So they're like, Throw that frickin, he'll get interesting. But it's like he's seeing it come before it even does it. You know, he can't, because when he ducks, Justin's eyes are down, so he sees none. No, but I'm saying, how does Alabama Holloway comes in? They watched it on tape like they know. They know that after a pattern. Yeah, after games, he gets hit. He does. He always comes out, he rolls. He like, I try to put himself in the pocket, you know, and try to land a mouse. So yeah. To counteract that, they they train that a great game plan B Max great plan is coming together for sure. And Max hasn't been really touched much and is up there to say, I feel like these fights haven't delivered. Maybe, maybe I just was too hyped up. Oh jeez. Look at the way you said it was like the best car in a while, right? Yes, it's a great line ups, for sure. Mm hmm. Oh, their different wings. I didn't realize that. Yeah, one's the devil wing. Oh, like Bo Nicole didn't blow the doors off of it. You have a split decision. Amen, Charles. I guess Gary best by the night. So far, they're done in three and a K.. Dale Lopez was good. Sterling beat that a*s killer. Harrison beat that a*s. Figueredo, you know, dominated by green is a Abigail Harrison. Harrison's a problem for all of everybody who thought. Now see him sucking down that way to hell is going to keep doing that. She looked great. She made it one, so I bet they just catapulted to the title. You think so? Yeah. Big enough name dominated Holly Holm legend. She's a two time, I think, gold medalist this time. It's unbelievable in judo and you know, she's the greatest judoka, whether male or female, most are great. Yeah, yeah, that's that's just a different athlete. Is this the end of it? By the end of the third round, they're going five, they're going to five. And I think five is worse for I mean, obviously the way it's going for Mattie would have taken three, but five is better for me. I don't think it's valid. Quit at this point. Chris, she can't quit be like, Oh, I'm so tired. I know. But we got. We got my nose. We got 10 more minutes. I know you've got to give me time, but it just seems so much longer than that. It's a long time when you're out there. But what if you had the Indian as its corner man? What would he say? Oh yes, you need to go out there and you need to persevere and don't listen to b***h. Boy floats around as wrong. He's always been wrong. Get out there running scared. Never listen to running scared. b***h boy floats around. Oh, great b***h. BLEEP, right? I'm your corner, man. Is that what I am? All right, so here's India. You got any 10 minutes outside. Listen to him. Damn achieve. f**k chief his pitch. Boy, I call me. Now listen to what I'm saying. He makes it rain, meaning he's it's a bull c**ky. That's how he makes it right. All right, here we go. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding ding. Not listening to anyone, but to my chief. I guarantee Trevor as a dude, you got to get going here. We're down. Three Yep. He has to take a lot of chances right now, or he's just going to fail to have, well, he's fighting like you look at him. Yeah, yeah, he's really well. The problem is that every time he gets a combination going, this guy, Holloway gets off to the side and kicks him to them. There's no way to really, you know, I don't know I would. I would advise him to push him up against the fence and wear him out a little bit because the thing is, he's not getting tired at all. That's what I'm engaging in. Russell never uses it. He never used it. So I don't know why he doesn't push him against the cage, but I guess that's down in the game plan. But whatever the game plan is, not happened yet. Be very young couple landed. It'd be weird not to adjust. I'm like, All right, let's try and get him to the cage. Stand outside is not working. You're down three rounds. It's weird to be like, I keep doing it. The gameplan, you know? Yeah, I know he's pigeon shut out. You got to change the game plan. At this point, you have to have Max is winning every round here. Yeah, but don't don't sleep on gates. He just has the saying as that. Yeah. And if this in the uppercut, if that land, if he can keep going to this point, then he'll just keep going. I mean, that's amazing. He's got a f**king cracked nose, both of his eyes. It's a big factor in this fight. Oh, just got him jab came through. The Australian finally, finally having some success is late. Oh, I think his nose is so f**ked up when he touches it, finds himself now. Roy McDonald would seem like sparkles like white. Like he said. He said he couldn't see. That's why you hurt him. No, he said that I couldn't see that landed. No, no, no. I'm not saying give up and Roy. Yeah, that's what I'm saying is going on with Justin. If your nose is broken, a certain point. If it's that bad, if. Starts going into your eyes, the pressure goes into your eyes, and then it's like a flash bang going off every time you hit, oh oh, so that's why Roy was like, f**k this and s**t. What a great show I thought. Yeah, it was. Robbie Lawler was just different. Different material. Oh man, that's stressful. Yeah, it's stressful to see guys like not be able to do anything. You know, everyone to have some success. But then you get all the way. Get shut it down. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. So Justin always has that right hand or left hook in the in the f**king pocket man, which so here comes here comes the other guy. The shorts are so cool. No. Looking at a. I don't know. I just I love the wrong stuff. Look at Max's front leg, though. OK, not too bad. That's nice. Now what you want is a lot of fun doing it. Yeah. Oof. Damn court again, man. Remember back in the day when that dude kept on kicking that guy's leg until he finally tapped out in UFC? Yeah. Do you remember that? Yeah. Well, I remember seeing that on VHS, and I was like, That's incredible. Yeah. You fell down. Yeah, I was just like, I didn't know you could do that. You weren't. You remember when Melvin Man who was beating the s**t out of Robbie, but that's not a real name, right? So you were like, Are you talking about brother? Knock him out? Yeah. Malthusian. Yeah. Never seen anything like that. Just kicking Robbie. His legs, like Robbie's legs were going, Boom, boom. And you're like, Oh, he's he's over soccer kicking, literally knocking them down. And Robbie just tells them, Yeah, Strikeforce days old school. Ooh, his leg. Yeah, look at that. Yeah, it is. Yeah, I start to get a good. Man, I come all the way around, though, it looks like I know this f**king combo, oh oh, oh oh Jesus, there's the there's the strength. Oh, is that it's that count as a yes, that's a knockdown. Oh, really? Yes. Yeah, that's it. That's a large action. Needs to get out of there. Yeah, you can't come in this round, huh? You in that round for that, right? Yeah, I think so. It still doesn't matter. He still got it's tough because he has so many more strikes landed. Yeah, but that one, he popped right up. We'll see. Let's see how that ends. But it's close. Max is winning this fight. This is by far Justin's best round. Yeah, the fifth round is about to be fire, man. Something else is back slowing down just a little bit, yeah. And then just kind of picking up because he knows the momentum that is yeah. Just wow. Oh, wow, this is incredible. Yeah, yeah, I guess this is a good one. Gauges like starting to come on, you know, finally figured it out all late after the whole Rudolph incident was the real thing. Oof, LaForge. Yeah, Max is kind of sitting there now. I know instead of out, he's sitting there. I mean, he's been moving all. He's been so active right now. I gotta keep it going. He's got him there. See, I don't like him sitting there trading right now. He can't help himself. He cannot help himself. The trade. I think it's cardio great. Damn. Oh, this fifth round is about to be wild, Johnson big fan. Oh. Grab your popcorn in my right grab. Yeah. I think you're so right about grab your popcorn. Yeah. I think Max gets yeah. If Max tank Zuckerberg's back there thinking, I wonder how much I have to pay these guys to hang out with me. So he got knocked down, right, max? Yes, Zucker. This is the first time ever, and he's not. If you think Zuckerberg was fighting in this, not no. That Zuckerberg, you look at the way you met with him and you are supposed to fight. I was never. I don't think I don't think you are so much bigger than Zuckerberg. Yeah, but whatever. I wanted to see it, come on. I was never going to happen to billionaires. Yeah, who's richer? I think Zuck just had my henchmen get him, for sure. Oh yeah. Brian says. A lot of wrong stuff, man. I know that Brendan's gone. We can now. Brennan's gone. We could say, No, no, no. Hey, wait, hold on one second. Oh dude. Now that Brennan is gone, we can make the show hours, dude. So anyway. Chattanooga, we have nothing to talk about. I'm dad. I know you're in the jewelry and cars. Look at you. Yeah, f**k. I mean, I'm kind of into it. Don't you relax? I'll see Max going, Oh, go. Is this the last fight? There are a lot of ground, but there's another fight after. Yes. Two or more. I'll leave after this one. Two more I have to get to be. Yeah, yeah. For them. You come in two. You're going to come do the April 19th and 20th at the Irvine Improv, you know, for me. No, I don't know. I might come and do a guest spot. All right. We'll see if I'm in town. Am I in town? Yeah. OK, come. We'll come, hang. We'll see where you get your bread. I'm doing it. You want to fly to Oklahoma City and open for it? Absolutely not. OK. I don't know. Up to you. Yeah, it's crazy how many places we've been to, huh? If you think about it. Yeah, I like that. Here we go. Very culture to go in Australia, too. Are you? When does the I'm announcing it again on once again, man. Get tickets already, though. It's gonna get weird to Sydney. Different Perth. Who are you doing? Who's tour? Who's promoting it? And that's crazy. Do did you see, man? Do you think you know that stuff? I lost this one. Yeah, I figured you would do. I think that you are smart smart there. But Max's again showed up. Yeah. And I mean, it's not broken, and that's just the way it is. The way to get it broken. Yeah. Correct. Because the punching of Max Holloway is right. Yeah, with the kicking. And also Max is a war I and I've said this from the jump. Max is a lot better boxer. Yeah. Well, he said his footwork is better and shorts shorts are definitely user. Tattoos are better. Tattoos are better still. Cash still, cos I don't like the shirt thing with the tattoo, but I don't use tattoos. So answering back. But the other one's my sleep better and more ferocious. Oh my god. If he finishes in f**ked up, oh s**t about him. He needs to be careful here because it gives Justin to come out. Oh, no, no, I'm telling you, Justin keeps y'all. Be careful he's playing possum. Really? Look at him. See him. I don't know if he so much, so much. That's just so tough that he told you so much bad or no, you got to stay on top of the head. Another back kick. Foxx, dude, man. People said no matter who wins this fight, you know they're both going to be different after this. Max isn't just engaging me, if I would have told you on Friday. Justin's going be different after every time I tell him, like, I'm from what richer? Me too. Max is just, he's that guy. Yep, so is Justin. They're both that guy. It's like hard to. But it's different because just because Justin's at his weight and stuff as much of a risk max to go up and fight the scariest dude at 55 and have a striking match with act and then post a shot out. Correct? And that is, is he doing his kit when he does it? You should always care. Always. I do after every joke now. Yeah, and that's why I do a lot of keeping know. All right. OK, I there's a lot. All right. I get it. Yeah, thanks for the update. Apple, there's a kilometre. I'm out. I'm now, dude catching up for just catch our jump kick jumping back kick. Wow, that's yeah. That's crazy. Yeah, it's. What happens if you start and I wonder, did you go back to your happy place again? He started in taekwondo. I don't know. OK, well, great technique by Max. Yeah, Max and awesome man. He really is also just a better shot at us all. Make this all up. Really did. Like, I'm so surprised by it. It's great. I just thought the weight would be a factor like somebody who just died. I feel like somebody could take it easy. You feel like on Wednesday all f**king day, would you say, Oh, that's a little better striker's going to get on a bike stand outside Bitterman decision? I thought Max and Brian wouldn't shut off. I should stay be attempted to stand in the pocket and just bang and then lose that exchange, but even still even still interesting. This last minute is going to be crazy, right? Yes. And you bet, I'm actually nervous. Yeah, it's too late for Justin to adapt to that. You got to go for broke. You can't. It's got to be, you can say, too many aid too many shots throughout the pool, some access to your other one. Think it's game over, but just start running around the ring so I can catch you. Yeah, I mean, that's essentially what he did the whole fight. Yeah, that's what I would do. But I mean, with your hands flailing, he has been so active he needs to get out of here. Nothing. Nothing Justin has done. Has Max not been able to block or get out of the way of the players of Max shot a shot right now? Yeah, we have to double down. Cage's hips are insane. Oh, that's cool. That's cool. Go ahead. Oh, no, no, no, no. Oh, he's like, Come get some. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh God. Oh, you're f**king oh. Oh, my, oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. That was in there. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh wow. Oh, that's great. That has to be the craziest thing I can do. Well, that's what. No fuss over the replay. Oh oh my god, how far, Justin? Poor Justin. Holy s**t. Holy s**t is right now. This motherf**ker is right, without a doubt. And y'all motherf**kers said he can't do it. That was Wow. What's that? Oh my God, I was there. There was one second one. It was one second mark. And you said he could fly solo. Look at this. Here it is. Mm. Nope, no, over here, here, there. Oh my God, he's out now. Oh God, that's who was there. One second left. Yeah, yeah. One again in the nose. No, I can hear about it. Have we seen just in case you get knocked out? Never. Never, sir. That's fine. And that's always never been dropped. Drop, you know, he's never been down in a fight. God. God, man with one second left ferocity fight of the year. Look at him. Look at him. Oh my, that's got to be knocked out of the air. Dad's go. Wow, this thing. The dude was up for rounds, didn't me and says, Come on, I'll take a huge and then knocked him out. And that took two seconds left right there. And no. And that was just really not smart of him to do it because he was going to win. Look at Joe. Look at Joe. Did he run like I did? Oh my god, that's so. Oh my God. Holy s**t. That's the wildest thing I've ever seen. That's all. Very fine, man. Oh God, I piss my purse ten minutes ago. Grace, I produced estrogen. This whole fight. What did I have this whole? I need a bra. Well, I'll tell you, man, I like man. Because that's Holloway's thing is to like, say, walking right here, but not with just engage. I was like, No, no, you're up. You're up right now. No, no, no. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I stepped around the table. Yeah, that was great. That's the wildest thing I've ever seen in the UFC. You really have to go play the forum and even if it's so I'll make, I have to. It's just, I guess I could go on like a musician, but it's just wow. Just here. Let me forward my my real man. Here is my other special. Oh man. Justin, one hundred percent. Oh, he's getting the call of the night and maybe the bonus. So that's 600. What did Justin do from here now to ICE's f**king face? Because if you if you would have waited, he probably will got the title shot because he knocked out Mary coming off that big knockout head kick knockout of Dustin Poirier Vizzyev. So he's two in a row, so title shot, he still has a bad knockout. Yeah, but oh god, I imagine being this guy's wife or something. And just like watching this s**t, I always think of that. Am I a b***h? No, Justin's done that. What you are? You're a human being. Yeah, yeah, that's right. A tough one. That's a tough knockout. That is a. So he's done that before where he's like, Come on, you guys are all going. He's up. But that's like a Hawaiian thing, brother. I just stand and fight. OK. We get Mark holds us up and fine. Yeah. Not well. Not four, not five. Not fine. You could have style, Rob. Now you're the one. The legend of Max Holloway. Guerra Yeah, man. Max Holloway, you know, badass of all f**kin time. They should stop giving this belt out. God damn. What was the purpose on this ship? Do you know, I don't know what Max is getting, but I mean, fight of the night, that's not enough. He's going to pay more for three and four winning for the bonuses because usually the bonuses 50k. But because UFC 300 Dana was like, I'm making 300 K. So Max for sure is getting at least a knockout of the night, but also save the card. Because let's be honest, this card for three hundred has been a snooze fest and that made me run around with my pants. I was good. That was on the main card, was it? All right, dude, I got to go. Now he's not with the greatest fighters. Next, the two Chinese chicks. Oh, come on, Brennan. Brennan. Be cool, man. Brennan, Wacom read in full swing. It's definitely going to be better than Max Holloway. Just engaging. Oh, come on. But they're both. I want to see him at least do some kung fu, right? Yeah, we're going to pause the ideal racist look at the perea that George Foreman, I'm racist or whatever. Oh, all right, I got to go. Thanks, guys. Chris Leary's Love you, buddy. See you later, buddy pal campus in case you got to blend in the foliage. Let's get a pink real quick for Christmas. As just Martin's got it was right. Oh yeah, yeah. Greatest sport on Earth. The greatest sport on Earth with the best going. Wow, that's crazy. But have you seen tennis? Keep the commentary going. OK, well, the guys are taking bets right now. Yeah, I tell them what Max is saying. I don't have the yeah, the audio to the fights, but a minute here. But the guys are taking pics. Chris has to leave Jason Mayhem Miller here, which is a blessing for us. He's such a legend bronzer as well, Brian. She's right. Which one's right? Go, guys. All right. Take care, Chris later. Brother, love you. Wash your hair in one of those pants, right? Yep. Don't worry, hands with combat boots. They're not that easy. Yep. Wow. Look at this. He looks like a Sabbat is the most insane thing I can do. That kind of knocked it in my. How long have I been either fighting you if you're watching it? Oh my God. 17 years. One second. When he when his face hit the ground is one second. God damn. Just shut off. He got shut off. So this is at four fifty nine. So it must go on one second. Yeah, it's wow. Ty Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, the other guys are spinning. You know he did a spinning elbow. That's what I'm saying. Oh yeah, he did the elbow. But that's that's zombie, right? It's not Justin De Niro who never gets knocked over that often. It's like double guy, never been knocked up, how he doesn't get six hundred cages or just give him all three bonuses. Give him 900 K right? Correct. Because who else is getting a bonus? Not Bo, not Tsarukyan. Now what's what's next for Max? He stays at 50. No. After this go to forty five forty five points. His name's never been bigger. That's the biggest fight he can make. Yes, because in last hold on, unless if you're his manager and Dana Tiger's bro, insane can play. Fifty five. Here's Mark Jeff still title shot. Yeah, but if you now matches things for you, but Max is thinking I can beat him if I'm his coach, you probably could. Let's do this, though. Let's fight till period and then go there. But we want to fight to go get that for you. That's a better match up your rationale, because why would you like, cut the weight and go back down? You don't get better chances. Just continue the win, because mark to Max is a nightmare for him. I know up isn't going to play this game. I'm going to take him down as a nightmare. And he's a big 55. Yeah, and he manhandled Justin. Yeah, it's a problem. So if I'm his team, I'm like, Let's go to forty five to forty five. A massive fight because, you know, it's going to be a striking fight, you know, to correct. Known for his great boxing match, see the best box on Earth. Here's topiary. Who's this monster also to bear no finer, bigger name. No big deal here is massive right now, so just just just to make everything correct. So for reference, he was knocked out by Eddie Alvarez by a knee doesn't worry about. Oh yeah. And then today by obviously Max, who is who was knocked out to get you by who gets, you know, stopped by who? The Alvarez? Eddie Alvarez, he Dustin Poirier TKO punches. That's right. And then today by Max, you got it backwards because our other fight that Gaisie knocked them out with the head kick. That's right. Yeah, yeah. See, he got revenge on Poirier back there while saying in saying that was like it was on one of the craziest knockouts ever. Like that was like he got knocked out I've ever seen anything about or Anderson with with the face. Yet the veto is pretty great. If he did that and with one, someone called him out. He's up, he's pitching a shot at not. Let's go. You are the BMF right here, home knockout. They should just call out the Max Holloway belt and just not give it away to call them back. That's the Max Holloway belt going up in Week two. Like now, that's BMF now Max fight, that's the pound for pound. I think the board is the yes, that's why I want to see it, because do you get as excited if I go, it's Max Markson, because I think you'd be a plus 600. Yeah, it's just it's just a wrestling match show just doesn't entertain that s**t. No, he just, you know, it's like Chevy's a nightmare. Yeah, he's nightmare. He's going to go to 70 eventually, probably in Phuket. I don't want to see it. Got to Paula. Max would be a very good fight. My ears are still ringing from that damn knockout. That was crazy. We're all yelling. I just wonder how the hell Jay-Z is going to pull that if we get just what is do next? That's a weird thing. That's tough. He's a big star. You know, massive star. People love him. People love him. I mean, he's a legend in his own right. Cut case. You're changing you. Fast forward to this co-main event. Yeah, yeah, I know. What are we going to talk about Chinese girls for the 15 minute green resurgence racist voice that I feel like? I feel like this Chinese Chinese Hey, waylay finishes b***hes, though that's the thing she's got, but she's a big favorite. Hopefully, she will get a finish if it's twenty five minutes of them grappling. f**k my mouth, right? Yeah, I think she'll she'll finish this. She's what is she a minus five hundred right now? The big favorite. I love it. I'm like shocked that this new phrase goes out of my groove, though is still off. It's shocking, right? Yeah, but that's why I do it, because it's shocking. Oh man. Yeah. Got a little extreme. Yes, I'm a shock jock. I hear that shock jock like Howard Stern before we go to insult the shirt belt. Different with that phrase that fight to f**k my mouth, right? Oh man. I don't know which one you want to do, the dude after. After UFC 300, the UFC went well. We blew our load and you're going to get a bunch of bad fights is a strange day. Yeah, no. Because the stopped starts of those stack to 99 and 300 so much the big stars they don't have for the next few months. I mean, I'll take it. I'm a degenerate. I'll watch all of it, but I'm just saying. And they're still going to get my money. But still, like, usually that's not a Pay-Per-View. Yeah. Jose Aldo coming back fighting a monster. That's tough. Like, that'd be a fun fight night. Mm, yeah, I do not know. Except Paul Craig. The thing too is there's besides Alex Perez, there's not a ton of Brazilian superstars anymore. Remember, they used to dominate. Yeah, I know you taught Monster's Lyoto Machida. You had all the Nog Brothers. It's like the world light up. The world caught up. Everybody started training hard and knows the math. Yeah, they know the methodology. The internet spread the way to train, and now everyone's getting good. It was pretty interesting to see everyone's take that you could go on the internet and watch high level wrestlers break down how they do a double leg. My kids now have like the best of the best coaches teach you step by step on the internet jujitsu. Like that same thing? You can have any board and Ryan teach you how to do an armbar in certain situations. You got to do it. You got to. You can't just learn how to do it. You can learn like real quick. I think Tatiana Suarez beats either one of these women. Yeah, that's the other thing. That's why I'm not that interested in this. I think Suarez beats both of them now. Hmm. Yeah. That's not where they are, but Willie's a bad a*s. Is that her older son? Yeah, I hear you. She is a bada*s. That's that's a beastly lady. She's a sap. She was artificially created in the cheese undercarriage. I would wonder. Like. Yeah, there's yeah, she's something else. She is kind of looks like Bruce Lee. She's a very special human being. She really is savage. She's she's special. She's the very special woman. Yeah, it's just weird to put this on three hundred hundreds, the co-main event, like why not do this in China, is your first Chinese champ. You're a Chinese number one contender. Yeah, they want to do a big card in China. They did in Beijing. That's where Bisping fought. Kelvin Gastelum, if I remember correctly. Fight night at like five in the morning. 700 million closed caption cameras everywhere. 700 million. And the cameras now have full gate recognition, meaning you cover your face, but they know how you walk. Well, they can tell by my swag. Yeah, it's made. It's that shot. You f**king it's true communist surveillance state. Yeah, and it's great. And I heard it's nice out there like certain parts, though. Yeah, I heard certain parts are atrocious. I didn't. I wasn't crazy about it, but I but the Chinese people and Chinese culture is very special, very special. I'll tell you what, they don't give a f**k about us pollution. Well, the Chinese, though, have such a long history and they had. So when you say China, could you get into that for us? Well, it's so, it's so vast, but it's so dry. Everything's in China. Everything, all wisdom, everything. If you're looking for it, is there what's interesting to me about for freedom? What is why are the women dominating? You know what I mean? What is it? And there's no guys right now? Oh no. There are no rules all the time. A good question. They're just doing the reality show on Netflix, and I have a point of view on it. What I think I'm going to say, no, I think genetically superior. There's I think the gene pool in China has been so specific to. It's like there's not been a lot of like mixing in every culture, American, Brazilian. There's a mix of all different races. Everybody's f**king yeah. And I feel like China has been stick to their own. They've stuck to their own stuff. Sometimes that I think when you mix, when you're when you are multicultural in a sexual sense, it's good for sports. I'm just going to say that interesting. Yes, I believe that now. I mean, might be right, because think about. Let's just take us. I mean, really, any sport, if you take all sports across the board, you think of the best of the best name, any Chinese males, are they whether the best at Jin Ping pong balls, I mean, that don't count. This was the first guy ever, and you'll see that was like they actually did some damage. Yeah, Zheng Zheng, Taiwan. But again, he was just a guy. Yeah, he's a world leader. He was not. Yeah, exactly. And they don't have like a crop of them. There's like, no, not like somebody saying, Well, these guys would disagree with that. So the guy who won the hurdles in the Olympics at one point said, he said, You know what, I'm if you compare me genetically to my competition, he was like, he said it. It was very polite. This was a black guy. I assume he was not. He was Chinese, but he said, Oh, I think he was B. He beat some black. OK? What do you say? I think it was hardly, he said. You know, I was at a disadvantage genetically. You know, I was like, You can't really talk that way, you know? But he did. And what you need is, yeah, you need a guy who's very strong and but you also need like proper coaching and like to get the most out of the athlete you have to have like a training camp. The Chinese have discipline and they have great coaching and know how smart. But how are they in wrestling on the world level? I don't know, because who's a boxer they have who's 72 or where the f**k isn't he? Fine, Deontay Wilder next? He's massive. You just lost his last fight. The Tar Boy seven two is a weird. He might not be seven to be huge. I made the I exaggerate. He's not 72. So you could have ended up fighting someone like Struve, right? I was supposed to fight through. Yeah, yeah. And that would have been a pain in the a*s to fight a guy that tall. But I think you were beaten. Could Junior figured it out? Yeah. That's not him. Oh, there's your wife. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, I think that Alpha Team Alpha Male who did fight last. Damn it, I forgot the Australian cat on food truck Joseph Joseph Parker Joseph Parker. Yeah, they're using his name saying, too. Yup. Damn. But I bring up saying this warlords named Zheng back in the day in the same here as going down here thousands of years later. He's the same here line as Brian Reagan kind of that-I remember the audience can't see this, but I would spoil it for you guys. We're going to. Yeah, because he's like, I mean, the Chinese dominate like goods and stuff. But as far as athletic go, yeah, man, that's the guy right there as a pretty funny body. India and China for as many people as they have. There should be some outliers. Yeah. And then the Japanese dominate the car market as far as like in general of the Chinese, don't dominate the car market in China, will communism doesn't really do well with innovation. Oh, but Russia makes some cool stuff. Yeah, Russia makes Typekit. Not even though it's all here now. It's there are one crop economy. It's called oil that's in. That's what happens when one person runs everything, sir. Yeah. But then they dominate kind of electronic side, pharmaceutical side they make on pharmaceuticals. We learn that in the end, they make everything moving. We're moving all our manufacturing back here and the other people. Not yet. We are way too wide and not a lot of it by didn't really f**k that up. No, a lot of stuff is moving back already. And also China is. But the innovation is not, though as well that electronics is really in the United States. And a lot of good electronics, actually, Japan, not China, Korea, Taiwan, Korea, well, like Taiwan's the biggest. While as far as the chips goes, that's all Taiwan. Yeah, China has major major problems, demographics and everything else. Real problems. The pollution out there is why. Yeah, it's also they don't give up. She is taking total control over the country. This is where people are like, You got to go green. It's like, Oh. Even if all of America was green, like a perfect green square, the China machine looks all George. She looks like an X-Men. She's she's such a savage. She's a such a sweetheart. Yeah. And she's fun to watch, too. She's awesome. She's just a special human being. Now she loses there and put her down like a fighting pit bull, but so a lot of pressure stronger. Yeah. She's like, f**k a win bonus, I'm just trying to survive out here. Yeah, she's it's just a weird co-main event on this card. Yeah, I agree. If I really don't about myself right now, yeah, I'm like, What the hell? Yeah. You know, like her on the cards, fine. But her opponent is like, Yeah, I it feels like it should have been earlier in the night, right? Yeah. And Holloway and Gaisie should have. Yeah, the only co-main event because the title, right? Otherwise, this should've been the last fight on the prelims and Jerry and Racquet should have been the first for sure. Yeah, huh? People would've complained, for sure. So I don't know anything about the other girl. I know this girl is a beast, but you know what? I say nobody. Nobody does, but it's you know what? Nobody I know, OK, I was just making sure. I think she's like, number five. He goes, You know, I thought it was one. Now she's not one of the last few fights back. She is. She beat Jessica AndroGel The Cage and she beat Mackenzie Dern decision. Then she lost Marina Rodriguez. She lost three months. Margie, thanks a lot afterwards. You know, I appreciate that her. But yeah, she's definitely get. Yeah, I don't think so. And I don't like I assume that because she has cornrows, not saying she's got a lot of but too much testosterone to be a straight woman. There's think so. That's right. We all have different there's a spectrum, her opponents number five or number 10. So she's 10. And the girl she's fighting stance saying, Well, these no, no. So I'm talking as John Shannon. She's 10 and saying, well, is two. And this is a same with, you know, that's the pound for pound that mother tended to hang with. He's the champ. No, she's right down their chin. Right down there is champ and number one. She's one is one about us. I think Tatyana would mop the floor with her. Really? Yes. And who's way? Who's Tatiana? She's in this weight class? Yes. Oh, she's hurt for a while and then came back. Some girl in her neck still kind of messed up her be one 15 year strawweight. Yeah, a huge favorite, too. Oh, I see. Yeah. Oh, wow. That's the other thing, I co-main event and she's a minus five 20. Yeah, I mean, but this is the best girl and they combine apparently in what's weird if you have Tatiana Suarez as the enthused opponent again tissue and b a minus five 20. She might be about minus 120 150. Just a different style. Yeah, yeah. Both 34. Hmm. Man, this is about the level of energy we need for this fight, I think no kind of abuse or casual. It's not you, it all a wild guy left little guy right here. He's not doing the races in the hallway down. That's it, man. I know it's not our fault. The U.S. did this to us. Yeah, they did hand us this weird alley oop of s**t. You got you got you got Pereira up there on the next fight. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I mean, I could see Hill winning, you know, with his boxing. I can see it in the the head movement of Alex is a, you know, non-English thing. Yeah, it's very he stands so still and he's so fast like super explosive. Yeah, and an exchange, but he can land. And I realized looking at the way in is that I thought hell was a lot bigger than Ben Pereira, but not but he wasn't, but he wasn't that much better. Alex, they showed his post way and he was six. Yeah, crazy. That's why he could win tonight and then go for what one Championship has because he was a middleweight champ, light heavyweight champ and he could go to heavyweight. Hmm. Yeah. China's China's now. With those white guys are cheering so hard. Yeah, they were in there. Oh, good. 20. She's just built different. She's built different. Yeah, she's a beast. Big jump in being compared to Kayla Harrison. Kayla is way more. Jack was way more than a freak, an Olympic, you know, drug tested drug test in the UFC. Like, Kayla's a bigger freak. Hmm. She's like, faded along with the mock. I hope she starts isn't in like 30 seconds. Yeah, yeah, I really I'm with you, but I'm with you there. Me, guys, they work hard. They work their asses off. But hurry up. Good Lord, wouldn't you say their technique is as good a yeah, beautiful technique? Yeah. Would be do. Come on, man. I'm trying to get excited for a guys siting look at me. I, he sees her behind her. Look at me. People took a piss break and got problems. Take it a doll. Those seats were filled. The entire cards. That's so f**ked up. And a woman I had. No. Come on way, they take some chances for us. Yeah, yeah. Get in there, mix it up. Yeah, I know. Yeah, well, I just wonder why the champ and no one are Chinese. Like what the hell out of that happened? It just we don't have any girls that are one 15 that can handle this. If the women's main general is a little down, there's no like straight up, Oh, superstar right now. There's no Ronda. There's no that's OK. Kayla Harrison's coming in. Yeah, that's why the thing about Nunez retired. You retired in a nice response. Oh, you know what? These girls are kind of make me a little happy now. Here you go. There's a nice trip. Nice trip with them. Access denied. Yeah. Stop it. That guy in the suit is so over this fight. Do you see his face? Yeah, you see him with his hair. You look like he was doing his time. He was. So they just came out of the rain. He looks like somebody just said they looked like he was in the back. Like Mark, you're up. Some of the co-main event, some guy saying, Let me just put a bunch of f**king water on him like blood bags, what I hope they show. Now he's like, That's very funny, guys. Yeah, I hope they show me. And he was so pissed. Very funny. That's all he says all day. Very funny, guys, man. Oh, yeah. Well, they're trained to do work right wing, and while Jeong's forward good nights where she jumps in and out like that, that's sharp. Yeah, Beazley, yeah, she is like she's thick. It'd be funny if this is the best fighting the card might be. You never know. You don't. Yeah. But Holloway, oh my God. Oh, I was oh, I know it's tough when there's that kind of momentum and like excitement. Yeah, and then it dies and dies off. Everyone's taking a piss break in popcorn. Look, I mean, empty seats are back there. Yeah, that happens. Oh oh s**t. Wow, great. Take down. Oh boy. Grab was kind of her like the, yeah, Achilles heel. Oh, but then then she really worked on it after the rose fight. Right? Mhm. This is kind of exposing it. Yeah. That trip was really nasty. You rarely see that never me like a real sharp trip. Yeah. Hey, we're trying our win. Yeah, we're trying. Come on, man. I've tried it. Don't take the wind out of my sails, bro. Get it. Roll. This is you never see trips. I swear. Yes. Yes. You see them all the time, but I know what you mean. So you don't see him in 150 pound invasion? Exactly. Oh s**t. Yeah. Where they sat, her hands come down every time. Watch what's going to come up? Watch on. Jane throws, her other hand, comes right down every time it's saying not Jane Jane Jane, she throws when she throws her hands a come now. Watch See what was it not besides kicking? Hmm. You're saying whenever she punches, she's going to watch that. She gets caught. Watch. God, if John wins the UFC seem like a f**k, what what do you mean, all f**k? Well, they win either way to get Chinese fans. True. Can we even get through the Great Firewall? Yeah, they've they've done it. Oh, but in Beijing, fight night, Bisping, there go. Yeah. I cake, oh, oh. Oh, man. Getting a federal offense in that very shell going to Philly shell there that. Get elbow. How bored is that their support is Rogan's wife? Yeah. Wow, that was that was dope. All right. They're winning me over here. You know, good technique because of the lightweight class and how strong they are. They do some ninja moves. Never see that. And a lot of fight. No, zheng's the BS. And she got special shorts, too, right, Casey, the head of the Chinese red, would that be Chinese red? So I don't I don't believe I'm telling you that's a special. I don't think she's I don't think she's advertising child's. You know, that's a special outfit. Yeah. The regional. I got it. Oh yes. Finisher, finisher finisher. Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry. It's not good. Oh dear. Oh, let's do this. It's oh, it's over. Yes, thank you. It's over. She's not dead. She's going to sleep. She's not defending, though, about how she can. Why is she not funny? It's over with her hand. Because she's asleep. She's asleep for seven minutes. No, no. You don't like the ref. She's out. Well, no. She's five now, so she didn't fall asleep. No, she didn't. She didn't tap, so they let her go. It didn't happen. Oh, no, she didn't. Yes, she went to sleep going to the next round. That's what it looks like there. That's what it looks like. Half asleep. Wait, hold on. That wasn't over. Oh, it's not over. But f**k Mark. I wish you were the referee one of my fights to if you assume that she was just getting choked. Yeah, she went to sleep. Yeah, yeah. She was out. And then and then she came to like, she's out right there. It's over. And look, she's like, She's not pop. Look, she's out. She's out, and she wakes up here. And then she wakes up the fights over, dude, look at her. Oh, no, no. Oh, here's all that, Herzog, what are you doing? Oh, it's overdue. Professor Herzog on that one sleeping out fights over. Hey, yeah, stop it sooner. That's why the round finish will be great. That's being a cat with nine lives right there that he earned. All right. Hey, man. Now, now you have to fight again. But she didn't tap. She didn't tap. No, she couldn't. She was f**king asleep. All right. I'll take it. I know you want this to be over. You're dying for the man. That's insane. You need to either joke around about this fibrin. No, the fight over this. She was out before the battle. She was not out, guys. That's not what I'm telling you. Fang Zheng has this bad habit of dropping her hands. Yes, when she swings watch, you know, she's she's has a bad habit of choking girls out on the fight, saying, How did I go to the replay? So f**ked up, mess up. No, I'll go on straight dance. Oh God. Get Iraq, go out again. Chill out, girl ! She said. You know what? Let's do this again. Yeah, you took out once again and there's you're going to get your wish right here. Oh. Yeah, the strength differential is really big, big time now. Don't go, there you go, they go, they go, Oh my goodness, through a heater at her. Yeah. We're in a Wizards situation here. Yep. Nice grab, Revlon, come on. Get out. Good Jiu-Jitsu, guys, good jujitsu going on here. Yes, a little half guard action is have our exchange shrimp out. You go keeping these in there. That's it. Lift your body up. She's not really built for the doors, but no, no sure arms. Tough, short arms are tough. So you know Darcy. Darcy, it's there. Yeah, good grappling exchange like she's constantly on her. Yeah, this this. She transitioned from one to the other, one side to the other. I don't know the ground upon God to come here, though. Yeah. Yes, so funny. Janice, training with the Alpha Male Band, that means, you know, he wrestles every day. Yeah, nonstop. Yeah. Probably has a facade and business should be there. Is that their thing? Yeah, they're really good at something. They make sure to get that in all the time. And as T.J. Dillashaw, what's what is he fighting right now? What's he retired, but he did. Huh? Damn. Yeah, things are kind of dominating. But John's just hanging in there, literally hanging in there, right? Yeah. So what you doing? Barely barely hanging in there? You know, just being a pain in the a*s is so annoying because you got choked out a three round fight. It's not. It's not a is a title felt right to be fired. It is a fight over right here to be over. Yeah. Oh, Reds, but that's how Herzog's are you? Sure. Herzog f**ked us, dude. Yeah, he did. Kind of. The thing was over, but we're trying to get to the main dam. Rip in her eyes. She's not even protecting herself here. I don't know. I don't have a fighter and protect, so they usually stop it. Just keep wailing. The stop it. Yeah. Clearly, this isn't a fight. Yeah. Yeah, she's being. How do you not stop the fight? Herzog read the room. Read the room. Got it on yourself. Be defending yourself. Oh my god. There we go. Let's choke out again. Oh, she had fire on his toughest s**t. Yeah, she's tough, he said. She's prepared, but not Oh, that's a beating. Man, fifty one to zero strike stopping her. Though she's been a pain in the ass, she's been a good punching bag. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, but you know, that's a lighter fight. You got to let the fighter fight it because, you know, especially for a Herzog. Yeah. Herzog, let it go on head on, Chuck, a sleepy sleep there. Yeah, that's an issue that's not. Oh my God. Oh wow, that's tough. That's tough. You got you're going out. You're going. Come on, Herzog. Let her sleep go on out there. Wake up on the stool again. There's no way Herzog read the room. Do you want to get your foot out? You hold that leg down there. Oh wow. Look at this. Look at this. Yeah, that's honest, God. That's some stuff that only works. Got something to say, guys? Oh, John has got something to say. All right. I'm not going to hear it again. Put some respect on John's name printed on it. You're right. I think I'm a believer. Look at this. It is so tired, dude. Just got her ask, What do I got? They got the crowd. They're f**king clapping. You see what happens? You see what happens. China is in the house. China's been around for 5000 years for a reason. You put that f**king they've been trying China's in the house. My God. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. The round. Huh? Yeah. I don't know about your hand. Come down, see that you're going to get caught every time you do that. She throws him hand. Comes down like this. Somebody's got to work outside it as round man. Oh my god. Complete their one sided swing. So really, Yang coming back. All right. Guess what? Yang coming back at a penalty for that. That's right. Because Yang coming yang about to get this s**t. OK, what is that? Yeah, you're up in his motherf**ker. Oh, no. Oh no. Not about the yan about to get hurt, y'all. About to get hurt. You know what? I'm on board. Y'all are about to give her. She's about she's about to get hers. Yang doing our thing by doing her thang. Not motherf**ker. God, that's a street talk. Yeah, yeah. When I get street, bro, he's getting urban. You know what? I'm hot. It's hot. I like this classic sweatshirt is really hot. My buddy Ryan. Ryan Bartlett, the founder of True Class because I love how you're rocking a true classic sweatshirt. Oh, how about I show you my eight other sweet story such a classic? How about that? That's why I look so Musk. I'm into it. I'm into it. I've got a nice body. Man has a bet on this or something. Yeah, Herzog really like his. Herzog is my new Verizon past three and a half rounds, ladies. Steve Herzog for this, though, by the way, I'm not about to f**king step up, bro, but come on saying, Yeah, yeah, get it down. Finish this thing. You know she's going to keep it. There it is. Wow. Look like how many times have I told you guys to work on Saturday to get f**king her to get hurt? I f**king kick you and your soul f**ks with my sidekick. That's weird. Taekwondo comes in. You guys are no s**t f**king god. Look at her. Come on, John. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, just draw that jab and she can't do it. There it is. There it is. Watch, watch when when Zang actually throws, oh oh yeah, our hands go around her and goes way down, she's going to get caught. Wild, and they should probably be. That's a good pickup, though she's pretty wild in the exchange. Watch your hands come right down to hear a bad, bad, bad, bad habit. She will get caught. She will get caught. Oh what? I tell you what? I tell you what? I f**king got her. Yep, it's going to happen. You're about to get her back. But we got a new superstar in the U.S.. Yeah, we do. And it starts with young and ends with on my focus. Y'all about to learn. You're about to learn all you haters about to get put on notice that street. Nobody's hating. That's pretty straight. All right. I don't know. Well, f**king over here, mister. f**king sign Afobe over here. Hey, hey, hey. Who's out, the bystander? Oh, no way. Let her go. Let's see. John side knows what he's doing. Yeah. Herzog trails. I got to bet you think those are just DraftKings dot com. Yeah, it is. There you go. And you know, she's going to drop her hands every time she throws. I cannot believe she's not such a bad thing. Looks a little tired, too. Oh, I don't know what she was looking at over there in the corner and yawns, all refreshed as she got a nap. Yes, she did nappy boom on nappy, pulling live to fight another round. She's she is special. There's not a sidekick, right? f**king there. Look at that. Is your favorite. Know if he's my big one hundred percent, my favorite of all time, by the way. Hey, what's your all time be? What's her first name though, huh? Oh, John's first name. Your favorite file? Yeah, John. Oh God. Oh, right. Oh yeah. Oh, I don't want to be here. I'm not. Look, it's f**king John. I'm not Shannon. Yeah. Oh, it's her first name, John. Yeah, it's your name names, John. You f**king racist piece of s**t. Yeah, it is. Oh man, they both landed hard jobs right there. No, dude. Her first name is John. No, I don't know what. Yeah, no thanks. And we'll do it backstage, of course, in China. Come on, bud. Oh, you'll see. I have my bio measurement. I don't know, dude. Dude, I'm going to tell you something. My girl, my favorite fighter. She just won this third round, for sure. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, dude. I hope he goes to more beat them. But they do. I did it. Five is not enough for me. Good God, I've had my life here too tight. Yeah, you're Tuesdays 10 round. No, no. See, I like that. I like that. You're too good to be here. Jamal Hill. I love dude. I wish this would just not Spike Herzog. Oh, wow, is there for a reason. She's there for a reason. Y'all going to learn today? Y'all going to learn today? She got to get number two slot. Oh, wow. Yeah, nice technique. So that trip, every girl, she got to win this round. That's right, Brennan, was. Look at this word. I guess she wants it, man. Jenkins Beasley, we got ourselves a real c**kfighting. This is real c**kfighting, right? It started off as a straight as well, but now that yawns hanging in there? Yes, you is correct, sir. Your hands up. Don't f**k around. Mia. So turned on right now in me. His wife is Chinese. 100 percent. She's Chinese. He's so turned on. Yeah, yeah. Look at him. He's stroking his legs, bro. Yeah, you're right. You're right now. One how much I have to salivating. He's just like these two Chinese beats fighting over me, and he's probably thinking how much I have to pay them to talk to me. Yeah. Oh, nothing happened. The ad went viral. Something? I don't know, I could see Colin Rock in that fight kit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Beyoncé buying the yarn bands would buy it right. You still buy fake it. I know because I'm going to be working out and they sell them here. I've only seen one fight it my entire life, and it was a Conor McGregor fight kit. So one was where I think you were, where those fight kids kind of died. They ate a dead. They to death. Yeah, yeah. This is still a Reebok fight kit. No hold on. No hold on. Yeah, it's three years ago. No, they're with venom. Oh, cool venom now. Oh, hold on. Yeah. For three years. Oh wow. And they're Under Armour rock shoes. Oh, cool. Thank you. Oh man, I don't keep up on the Oh, the torture. Oh no, not your honor. Because I'm not you on because I'm bored. I'm just thinking, that's John's thing. The excitement. It's a tribute to John Iyon, and we are we beyond in open air. And don't get it twisted. We are tired. We're excited when John fights will be on. And John, though John John Yang here. Come on now. Jared Leto so checked out with Theo right now. Yeah. Oh, Jared, they're all. They're taxing. Goddammit. I'm so jealous. But Jen, Alison, if I get on there, I see UFC 300. I mean, that's a f**king thought. No, it's not. If I get the order, it's up to me. Aren't we're all going to rock them next week. Man, I see a fight kit on there because most of fighters sell their own merch like sugar kills, it emerged. Max has his own merch now. No one's pushing those fight, kids fight, kids will be on sale, guarantee that those that don't sell them, it's getting tagged. Yeah, those are them right there. Those are their pants. One hundred and fourteen. Oh wow. It's hilarious that they're that much. That's hilarious. I want to spend $104 in your dumb f**king. Oh, she got dressed every time. That's another shot again. You win this fight. She's 100 percent going to win this fight. Well, hold on. Yeah. All because the first the first round will be 10. Eight. Well, again, to either give one of those 10 eight. Yeah. So you've got to realize one of them's tennis. She knocked it out and she won the second, so she's down three. So the first three after announcing that she's not one. So let's say the first chance tonight. Second round 10 nine. Right. So that means she she's up three rounds, then yawns one. She won the last one. She's winning this one. If she wins the fifth, you'd have a draw, right? Yeah, yeah, I. She's on top now, so this is actually an exciting fight. Yeah, this is actually a good fight. You know, I'm I feel ashamed that I made fun of it. We're being a chauvinist. There's no fight it on there, though, right? Like the top. We'll keep going until I see a lot of shorts and a lot of shorts. They just pull them because nobody was buying them. I mean, these are considered five kids, right? What else? No, those are the entire thing, though. The top going the bottom. The top is what I'm talking about. I don't see that Pritchard's pretty lit argument. Oh, no, there's one, but you can just put your name 100 bucks. You see, it's twenty nine dollars. Go up. 10 keep going right there on the far left. Is that a kid? Yeah. Of authentic fake it. That's it. That's 20 100 bucks. Put your name there. I'm going to do that, by the way. She's controlling this here. She got knocked down, but now she's controlling the fight here. Yeah, and there's three minutes left. Yeah, this could go real bad. This could be another round for you. And she wins another one. This is over. No, for you. What's that? She's holding on her glove? Oh yeah, just Herzog's I. I'm such a big fan. That's why I let it go in the first. This is Johnny's patient. I don't think he's a choice. Yeah, she has no choice in this matter. That's a stupid comment. Up super patient getting chicken wing to death right here. Shout out to the guy in your turn right there telling you everything. Two minutes left in the momentum. Oh, yeah, it's true. It definitely was a hurricane. It was a hurricane and then it got ice cold. But you've got to remember, too, it was a one sided fight. Holloway was just kept winning, winning. But there was still that thing where it's like, Oh man, this thing is so weird, zoned in. And then he f**king knocked them out. Yeah, that was great. Wow. Wow. I can't believe that happened in our lifetime. Mm hmm. Man, it was amazing. No fighter and made me run around in circles like a dude, I play Duck, Duck Goose, I lost my mind, started playing Duck Duck Goose here and was pretending Brian was chasing me. That's how crazy that knockout was. Good. Oh man. And this fight came to a school he's reaching. Hold dominant right now. Yeah, smash. That's the worst of his. OK, do your job. Is to the main event. Yes, so you give yon the third. I mean, things has just changed a lot since you guys were really competing or the sport like in May, not so much, but like sport, the sport, yeah. Not Emma may know some of the basics still work and they don't work. It all comes down to, you know, what you're wearing like because there's not a lot of friction, right? You can slip off every which way, but ghee is all different. Yeah. With ghee or even with, you know, even with a shirt, even you like, know, like the leg game and all that and the 50 50 they're doing. No, no. Like, there's so much stuff like you do with ghee first. I think so to learn the fundamentals. But Jason, it slows it down. Yeah, it slows it down and gets you horses to battle your weight down. And it does make you. The classic thing is to do ghee first, they always say. But the best people I know, starting a ghee in their defense is insane. Yeah, well, people get away from it now, you know? Yeah, the sport has changed because mixed martial arts has become its own specific thing. So doing just no ghee grappling is different. You know, you have to be able to punch and wrestle at the same time. Yeah. Bo Nakul tonight without that was weird with win in a fight with zero ground and pound is like old school. Wow. Yeah. But you know who else is like that? That Almeida, the heavyweight? The Brazilian takes everybody down. If he gets us in, he had like, I forget, all like five first round finishes. But then he got to a guy who can kind of control it and he can submit them zero ground and pound. Yeah, I'm talking mount for 20 minutes. No damage. Yeah, no damage. Because it's just straight jujitsu. I think that Bo will look at that fight and realize he was being a little bit when he was coming in in the fighting, standing and meeting the aggression like that kind of with just aggression. Panicked a little bit. Yeah, a little bit like just coming in, crashing in like, I think he's going to he's going to have a rude awakening when he gets to a guy who can punch and wrestle the exact takedown. That's what I'm saying. That's why you bring up a guy like that slowly. So yeah, learn from those mistakes. Yeah, go back to and obviously I was wrong, so I might give them hams. I give them Stricklin. But no, the UFC, you know, you can almost give them time. He's new to the game, is new to the game. He'll yeah, if that's like a Whittaker or Hamzat or Izzy Strickland, that's why you don't give him to those guys. You just said you got all those names, though he matches up. Good against Strickland. Yeah, but but you still let him. You still let them develop. Let them develop. Yeah, because then you burn the star because if you give them Strickland, he beat him, then he has to fight, not ember one or No. Two different segments. He's going to be great. He just needs time. Yeah, he's still give me great 100 percent. Yeah, that's that Almeida. And they ran a derrick. Losing can submit him because he's just impossible. Submitted his body right? There is a could take that right there. Twenty five minutes, I'll tell you who started out, who's finishing strong is Yang. We like him and I hope he said it and I sang. He sang, sang with me, and I've said this for a long time. John is good in the in the second and third round, but you're doing better to buy chair. Yeah, third round two rounds go. You're buying a third round fighters to round out. We're looking out beyond Typekit. She's my favourite third round fighter, but she's right now, but I've always said that. Zhang Weili at 115 besides, Rose Namajunas is my favorite fighter man still hopping around fresh dirt still. And Herzog could have avoided all this. It is job now, but you got to let the fighters fight and let the first fight Shangri la. It's got some big legs. Yeah, she's a bit short, though. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, sure. Sure. There you go. That's a good sign. Mel, wild sidekick, I know that stood out to Callum pre-boarding. It really is. She's probably watched some my videos. I think it's old, my old taekwondo videos from the 80s, you remember. You may want to do and compare with Rogan and teach you how to do a psychic through Joe Rogan one time. Get about 700 sidekicks for me. I don't know why I was asked for his kept doing side gigs, huh? And he's like, Yeah, he's done like this. And I was like, Huh? And it got to the point where it was funny, but it wasn't funny. And then it got funnier again, and then it wasn't funny again. And then it got funny. One more time, I was like, Man, he really likes to do sidekick Typekit pancake man. Well, there you go. Zhang. Either way, there is staying in China and Max Holloway, save this f**king card to this card has been a there's more fight in there. Do you have that? Come on? Well, don't be negative. I'm not. But what if they ditched the game plan? They both start grappling for 25 minutes. I could see that happening. No, I could see only if Jamal engaged. But I mean, yeah. Oh, listen. Here's the thing there's a reason I'm all like pretty stoked about hills, because Jamal is because he frickin got better with every fight. I like did the full dive and watched all his fight, and he got better and got better and got better. Feel like Alex did too, though I know I think Jamal stayed very similar. Tell me what you guys think about. This is my theory. I think some people Anderson Silva, Conor McGregor always made it. You can put Jamal. No, no, no. I'm an only in one. Yeah. What's your what you think about your voice? I think some fighters are super good at knowing where the pocket is and where the edge of the pocket is. They understand distance like that fraction that that music and some people have an eye for that. Other people like years of it. But I feel like Jamal Hill somehow knows that, that that that the edge of that pockets. When you throw you think Alex doesn't, you know, two time world champion boxer Myles seems to have that in spades, and sometimes some guys have that weird eye. And that's a huge problem. I think the clinch in the end, the takedown will be a big factor in that fight if they don't duke it out in the first round. You know, I think it's going to become there's no way that thing goes to decision. Mm yeah. I think maybe I'd be so surprised. I'd be surprised. They're 100 percent. Yeah, getting knocked out. But that might be the I'm just a little wary, too, because Jamal hasn't fought in 15 months. Come back after his ACL in nine months. Now, is it? I didn't even know that Achilles hasn't fought for a long time. That's a big recovery announcement. Been active, active and he probably feels different than anybody, and he knows it's give me a striking match. Good luck getting them to adapt to that tidbit. Yeah, that's a big injury. And he's clearly he's coming off of blown Achilles. He's playing basketball like in Vegas and Blues case. Yeah, hell, I did have a warm up fight because he knocked out his brother. Facts, you probably didn't know all this, he broke. Oh, my mom knocked out his brother, his brother was going to hit his mom, and Joel home knocked him out. And remember it because remember that our domestic violence all this s**t. And there it was, like Jamal's a piece of s**t and goes, Just wait to see what when the story comes out. I can't say that because my lawyers told me that same thing is I just save it and everyone's like trashing them. And then they played the video and the brothers like talking s**t to the mom. And you can see Jamal like looking up and the brother goes to hit the mom and Jamal steps in, Oh, touch of sleep in the mouth. Yeah. So when I sit here in 14, 15 months, that's in the after dark. That was that was about six. He saved his mom. And another knockout. Hey, you know what? And Dana, give him a bonus. John did a good job, but she lost this fight, and that's the way it is. You know what? And Jane Jane needs to go back, and she needs to get a seminar to teach. Oh, oh, that's the show in the first round again of sleepy time. Yeah, she was out. Yes, out Herzog's like, wake up. But I love that Herzog. I love her. Think he's like, You're right. Hell, you love your corners over here and doesn't know where to go over here. I've never seen a rough go. You're good. Yeah, I don't know how the f**k. She survived this s**t, though. Yeah. Well, that's funny, because when I teach the little kids that move, they get out all the time because they don't have enough muscle to choke them. So there's more when there's more room, more room. So I hear boys showing the little kid, OK, here's the arm triangle, and they always like wiggling like, Do you feel it? And they're like, Now I'm like, Oh, what ball? It's the same thing, I think. Not enough. Not enough deltoid. Yeah, yeah. Knotted up deltoid to put the choke on his to. She's got to keep her hand up. She's going to get caught every time I up. Yeah, I think you know what, though? I don't think that's the last we see a yarn. No, not to kill her. Yeah, she's really good. Really good job. It's just that Zhang is way better. Yang is a beast. Damn. Yeah. You know what? They really impressed me. Actually, that was a fun fight. Wasn't wasn't the worst fight. That's for sure. I stand by. That shouldn't be the co-main event. I have to agree with you. Yeah, they should have been like because they think of Max was the co-main event. So we got this round of momentum on the card. It's like, Yeah, you're right. You're right. That's awesome. But still, you know, Herzog, one is about. Yeah, Herzog took over to the three and a half. First rising wake up. Wake up, wake up. And now Joe Rogan got to go speak Chinese, right? Yeah, that's right. Oh man. That's the thing, though, it didn't hold you can't see me face do an apology video in China, in Mandarin. I thought you lost like half his fan base. Zheng one What do you mean? Half his fan base? All Chinese people. He got that many Chinese family. Oh, you mean, know, talking about American people were mad that he spoke Chinese and apologized. But why? It's a deep road. My. Oh my. Oh, she's crying. Who is the translator? Oh, yeah, there's always interesting or unanimous decision. Yeah, for sure. Oh yeah, that 10 eight round you. And then she won the fourth and fifth give one round, right? Do we see if they did give a 10 eight round? Do we know? I don't know. They got live scorecards now that I know usually can find it. I wish we had a computer there. No computer in this home. It's a decision. Oh, I know. But how do they score? Hold on their forty nine, forty five point forty five four hundred forty five. Yeah, that's about right. Main event, and I would bet my bottom dollar this doesn't go to a decision. Yeah. Uh, yeah. No chance. Jim, what's the odds on what's the over under? What's the odds that it finishes in a castle? Yeah. Total rounds over one and a half is minus 215 under one and a half was 165. So they think it's going to be under one and a half. It might have changed. Let me refresh this to see if it changed. Where are we? Oh, no, no. They're thinking it's past one and a half because it's minus 250. There we go. Yeah. Fact the odds are close, though, minus one, twenty five plus one oh five, that's basically even money. Now think if Jamal wasn't coming off a blown Achilles? I bet, you know, pretty even odds. When the hell did he blows Achilles, you said he was playing basketball basketball with UFC like some UFC fighters, but they did complete complete tear. Even even Aaron Rodgers going to come back in nine months. Huh? What does she say? Yeah, yeah. Chin, Mark, I'm not saying that because I don't speak Mandarin. I can't hear the volume. For those of you got it. Yeah, I'm just listening to this lady pantomime. Martin Harris, either, Mark, would you say anything significant, did you call out Jon Jones? Thank God. I just said, you said on. Thank you for supporting the Chinese girls. My OK. Oh, thanks for supporting Chinese girl. I've been super supportive. All right. Yeah, me too. I'm buying a fake it. Terrible picture. Too many people. They got to show, Theo, come on. Good old Marty. I wonder what's next for him? Yeah, what is next? Rage against the Machine. The true champ, there's cowboy BMF racing baby or a. Oh, it's crazy. Legend and look at his girl. If you're always crazy, that makes sense, right? Hmm. Oh, man. All right. Main event, the main event. Oh, come on. Come on now. I know I'm pretty excited. Come on now. Keep it high. Keep an eye. Of course, is such a nice guy. You know him pretty well, right? He'll always know how the f**k would I know, huh? I bet very training. I met him a couple of times before, but nothing. No. Why is Tyson IV heroin? Why? This might be funny. Ryan Gosling is funny, man. Gosling has really carved out a niche as a comedy action guy. Great. He's so good. Never lets you. She's amazing. Emily Blunt. Gorgeous. And just like I see these people, I'm like, Oh, that's why I never made it as an actor. Because they're that beautiful. Because they give everything. They have everything else. Talent, better hair, better, f**king better. Now there's some guys like, let's go through the list like I do. Come on. I just mean, I'm trying to be positive. Just be no, dude. I mean, you could play like Joe Pesci did not even know it's OK. Now, let's keep spitballing ideas here. What was the guy? Not I'm not know who's the guy in the movie sideways? Paul Giamatti, do you mind? You guys look similar. We look a little back. I'm glad that bothered me back. He's the youngest guy in Hollywood, but he's such a good actor. You just you don't even think about the looks. Yeah, yeah. Well, I don't have any of it. So it's all right. What about the guy in the show is share Jamal Hill looks like he just, oh, the man physique is not what? Alex Pierce. You're right. He just has like every man kind of body. But the fact is that boxing gym seems to be a little ahead of the curve when it comes to boxing shares. Oh yeah. Oh the hell. I don't even need this. We're about the paper, Bubba. Don't sleep on his kicks, his kicks. He does a lot of cool kicks against out to be an awful idea. I don't know. Oh, why is he a two time world champion? Kickboxing kicks. Oh, awful fighting. Oh Jesus Christ. Mike Glover took a damn about five. Oh, Jesus Christ, man. Oh yeah, that was awful. I swear you realize you're 40. You're every bit of 40 does remind you you're 40. Every bit as a rough you. Oh. To all Hill. So what's the timeline? He won the belt. And then what happened? He won the Belt Blues Achilles out, had to fight like a true warrior. He vacate the belt. I'm not mad at pizza. Tama, Domino's, whatever is out there, that's Domino's. Yeah, it's handmade. I mean, it's good. Yeah. Good job here, major. Oh yeah, he's a bargain killer there. He's a beast too late to change my pick. No, no. We have three thousand dollar bet on this. We do have a $3000 bet on this. Mm hmm. You're going to get more pizza for the main event. Well, I got to get. Alex is definitely had the tougher road to the belt. Like you look at a strength of schedule, it's wild. You beat Sean Strickland, former champ. Is he former champ? So he's five, maybe five until recently. Yes. But then his first fight at two 05, he fought John. Beat him. They fight zero for the title. Beats him. But you look at a strength of schedule Sean Strickland, Bruno Silva, Izzy John Yaari. Like Jesus Christ, dude, what he's only had. Yeah, see. But now you're talking me back into Jamal because I talked to you back in March. Yeah, just because just because of the Polish fighters are different. Like, it's a different style. And I watched that. The other fight you were talking about where the Polish guy got real tired. Like who they're fighting? Yeah. Yeah. And they were fighting at altitude. Yeah, and the conditioning was a factor. And suddenly and the grappling was Alex lost like grappling. Why? I know he's not. That's what I'm saying. He's not a grappler. Neither is Jamal, I know. But Jamal seems like he is more of improved his grappling. It'd be an awful night if they start grappling well, because you're getting too bad. Well, here's the thing is this set of two elite strikers. But what I think is that they can grapple early and he can wear them out. Yeah, wear them out, get him then and then knock them out. The exact yeah, that'd be a good game plan. You know, that's what I would do with Jamal Hill. His best win is a 40 year old Glover. Yeah. Mm hmm. Maybe Johnny Walker by the time Johnny Walker was a great but. But this is a big step up. And I think stylistically, Jamal kind of, you know, he's not a terrible striker. No, not at all. He's actually really good one. Yeah. The reason I give Jamal a chance again, I wouldn't bet on, but Alex is head movements. Not great, buddy. He stands still. Yes. And he's so fast he can get away with that. Yeah, like, he throws really like whip punches and he can do that jumping knees and kicks those fast calf kicks. That's what I'm interested to see. If Jamal can avoid those calf kicks early on and and start to push forwards it, then it will be flying over his front foot. All right. He and remember he blew his Achilles out, and that's where your power comes from. On the heel, from turn in the, you know, that's a big deal. And what happens about taking that? There's a lot of reasons you're being, see, I'm being emotional on this fight. You're being calculated and I'm I'm emotional about it and I and I all all analysis, says Pereira. And I'm still going with Jamal Hill. I think he's got some magic thing. I think he's got magic dust. And did you see that magic when in fact, Glover, which one made you think that what got him there, what got him there wins. He wins, and the way he and, you know, he won by decision against Glover didn't finish. He didn't finish them. But I mean, Brandon, it's pretty hard to put away. Yeah, yeah. It was like such a one sided. It was an absolute yes. And ask him now, do you think if Glover and Alex fought it, go to decision? No. Yeah, yeah. Different styles. So it's a great thing. There he is. There's my three thousand dollar pay that's doing him, and James will be my two favorites, right? No. You love John, dude? Nice. Well, I did, but I always gone for third rounds. If every fight was just a third round fight, I'd be good. But keep my hands see how my hands are. Always, I always ask guys, what happened back up by the take me by my head. Look how my head's always off the center line back. Wow. Look at this. I think I think what else is alarming to you? I remember the UFC was scrambling for a main event for three hundred and then this was like their fifth or sixth choice. And so they rushed them all back. He wasn't ready right now. He wasn't planning to fight. I went to my own Healey's. That's a problem. And then use gangster. Like, you got to love him for that. He's like, f**k, yeah, I'll headline three hundred. But this was like the fifth or sixth choice for the UFC. Yeah, damn. Bunch other fights. Yeah. One other fights. Should we have had Conor Connor? Oh yeah. But Connor doing what I wanna do 300 because they always save him for an hour. They don't want to blow their wad on Conor because they know throwing is going to crush it. So maybe, you know, here's here's the other X Factor that I've been thinking about how Leon got a brief matchup. Look at his wife. How long has Jamaal been fighting? That's my question. He started fighting later in life and is already a champion. That is a f**king crazy learning curve. Yeah, that's true. That is. Hold on now. Alex is only been doing me for three years. Forever Strike is 10, but but that's he's also been given primarily strikers for John Kerry Strickland, not Strickland. Is Beyonce not a primary striker? He's grappling still beatable. Yeah, yeah, that was that was very impressive. No, I'm Paris. No joke. I think when guys grab on to bear, they're like, What the f**k is going on here? Yeah, made it would. I love ice sticks with this team? Is that the same guys? Oh, what? He'll have. Yeah. Did you guys were there guys that were never that good in practice? But when they get in the Octagon, they would just rise to the occasion. We have seen that. Yeah, I've seen that. Yeah. The other game in times, like a guy who just kind of hits like superstars in the gym, they can't. Oh, yeah, I've seen that too. Yeah. Matt was a strange tattoo. He's got. Mickey Mouse, Mickey Mouse, two thumbs up. Oh, I get it. So. So who kicks ass, this guy that with that? Yeah, yeah, I love Jamal, he's got a little bit of a tiny bit of a touch touch of a pooper. A little bit of a belly. Right? And that's just a fact. It's a slight muffin top. Yeah. Just got a little bit of a softy kinsey's. He's a little softer kids down there. It doesn't matter and don't matter. Mm hmm. He's thick right now. He's thicker than I've seen him be. Mm. Doesn't mean a thing. I don't know what I'm saying. I assume not too much roadwork with that Achilles. Good point. Writing that can be a problem, man, because I know see what you like really shook my confidence that that Achilles thing, the Achilles thing that I do, that I watch all the fights, but I didn't like Google everything, you know? Yeah, because you see him fight before the injury. Oh, that's what's scary. Big deal. Here comes Alex is walkouts are pretty intense. Do when he does that bone marrow thing? What is his bone marrow would bring about the lion thinking when they say Mufasa and the hyenas get a little bit of the same thing? That's what it is. Yeah, you're right. He just grasping at straws. Yeah, you can stay busy, man. I think he's a Lion King. Actually, the misspells. If you see pro-Iraq, when he's, you know, polar bears, no bow and arrow. I'm talking about the animals. They didn't have bows and arrows for the f**king dog. There's not a single. There's not a single bow and arrow. I mean, not a single human, not a single human, didn't do Lion King two and get some humans in that b***h. I think it's because he's some kind of an Amazon kind of thing. I'm sure he's a bad motherf**ker, man. His that, his f**ker, his facial expressions don't change for stone face. Looks like stones. Do you see him on Splash Mountain? There's a picture of him on Splash Mountain and he's like this. You know, the big drop is like this. Yeah, he's a gangster. Yeah, gangster. Just a f**kin head on him. Two. Thirty to thirty five to thirty six. You kidding me? Basically two. Walk, you're right for their domestic hero. Don't miss the Pride rock era right now. Here's the project. We call this the pride, right? There it is that picture. You're right, dude. Look at his face. He's not moving. Look at his face gangster like everybody else. Oh my god, not him. Splash nine. What a bad family pa*s. Yeah, I should watch my own family pa*s. Fact is that his family family doesn't like how this is a park. Hopper passes. You go to California. Oh God. Mufasa. Say it again. How ya doin your honorable, pretty intimidating, dude. Oh oh, come on down, man. I did go motherf**king fight Jamal. I felt the way I feel about this. I felt the exact same with the co-main event. I feel exactly the same. What do you mean? Yeah, that's what I respect, and you're very equal about them. There's you don't even see the difference. You only know the difference between the fighters. Like you can't even tell why you know these are guys, right? Oh my god, I was to just hang, guys. No, no. It's okay, are they? No, this is a men's fight. I don't have your line. No, I know I'd like to be built like that. I'm going to be honest with you. I'd like to be six, five or six four, and I'll never be happy because I don't have those tits, dude. And he said if he wins this one, he'd be down to headline the Brazil card next month. Think about that. Yeah, that's clever. But that's a gray Glover Teixeira with a gray beard. If he got a first round knockout, you get five. He got it. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, it's a bigger. What he's done in this short f**king career is Hall of Famer right now, if he never won again. Hall of Famer Wild. Great, Dante's best tattoos of the night. Good tattoo, dude, and Glovers in his corner. That's another big thing. Who's the guy with the long neck? I don't know. I can't even get the toilet DVD or with the brontosaurus. Am I right? Yeah, no brass or lamb before time, I believe. And then what I've done and everyone call him that brontosaurus. And then he died. It was so sad. He just died, passed away. So I think everyone keeps referring to the old movie, and that's the last thing. I hey land before time right ahead. Oh, where's Triceratops? Am I right? What is Littlefoot? Take it in. None of us. Get your dinosaur references and then you just pass away. That's your legacy. No, he was gone. There was so much more to him than dinosaur guy. So I call him dinosaur guy. You know what it was like? Look at him. Look at him. He looks exactly the same as he was on Splash Mountain. Yeah. Oh, Jamal gangster. Yeah. Jamal's mug was a gangster. No, no. Don't start on this, OK? The two Chinese people were like this. We're going to get flagged. All right. Six four two oh five. Tied for the third tallest active. You see light heavyweights tell us the tallest. Hmm. Man, this is intense. Oh, this is. As most heavyweight astronaut, yes, heavyweight interim champ, I say champ, but whatever to each his own, you think he gets Jon Jones, I think reached on him. Really? I think he's the best everyone on the planet right now. And there's a big card in England coming up. I could see him give him Curtis Blaydes again. I'm going to fight in this lifetime. Yeah. What the hell's going on with Jon Jones in a little bit of trouble again? Well, just bulls**t. He got jammed up with the testers. That's what I heard. Yeah. Well, and then he was hammered, went to a comedy show and started heckling the comedian. Man, it's fine. All right, ma'am. I would say Alex's corner is a little more intimidating, I would say so. I think Glover and Brontosaurus. I mean, I just think Alex is intimidating is f**king the brontosaurus. When you have a dinosaur? Well, yeah, when you walk out of the dinosaur, look at it. When you have a really good looking down, it doesn't even look, he's hanging over the that's a hamster. Like, there's leaves on the other side. Yeah, yeah. You're right here with Dumbo down in the back. Yeah, but symmetrical, symmetrical with smooth skin. Yes, she's still your girl. Yeah. Six foot five. Still your girl from across the room. With that, it's like, Oh, that's I call it a brontosaurus. My girl goes, I want to breed with them. So not my wife. I'm saying my wife's totally finished. When she saw me, it was the end lucky girl, lucky 34 year old. You chose the 57 year old. She hit the gold mine. Oh yeah. Look at this guy. Those shorts too colorful for his character. Let's call it what it is. Those are two way too much color for his demeanor. Right. Too much color. Yeah, I agree. Those should be black and white. Yeah. And say, I like that you had white in there, but you met black, black and black, black, black, black on black. Those are interesting tattoos, those too. I would be remiss, not those when he was young, you didn't have a ton of money. I would imagine if he could redo it, he would go to like cartoon in L.A. and redo those things. And there's a small chance that we are. Maybe it might be like his kids hands, though that'd be cool. Oh, man, those tripe shorts are too colorful. I can't get over it. It really threw me for a loop. I just want to take my bet back. Yeah, no. After I saw those tattoos, I want to take my bet back. Yeah, the thumbs up. I didn't even notice those with four teeth. Shorts don't match man. You mean his personality? Yeah. Come on. Just gone too far. He had to look pretty. Amazon looks like a hit man wearing those, but they're like job man. Tommy Bahama shirt. Yeah, it. He is just a fighter man. Look at him. Just how chiseled song in those shorts. Don't yell fire at a f**king chiseled song. Oh, more. Look at his ass, look at the look at the global. That's a tail piece. You f**king kidding me? And he's a lot taller. Is he taller than Jamal? Yes, yes. Oh Christ, he's not six four. He's six eight. Oh, he's been fudging his f**king height. Homeboy Homeboy's got to tell his sons the last time you saw those colors on cheeks like that you're taking, you're taking them all right. No, just the fact that we have three grand on this fight. Let's go, Jamal. I got my emotional pick here. Let's go. Look, Jared Leto's going shorts going, I like it. He's into it, we go. Oh, no, touchy, touchy. Oh OK, you can try that Achilles heel out early. What's going to happen? You'll see the movement of Jamal. I didn't know Pereira had I tell he's like that. It doesn't usually wear shorts. That's where all the power comes from that. Yeah, that's where our power comes from. Everyone knows that that a new tattoo on the back of the leg there on the hammy that would hurt. Alex, doesn't he be careful of the kicks? Yeah, they that cascade is something else you like. He already gave them a bunch of moss kicks or that tummy. Yeah. Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom. It doesn't matter. There is a Tom down there. What if we can see a scar? Right now, they do all the shopping, but yeah, way better these days, right? Yeah. I mean, what are they're doing with Achilles now they seem to be doing? See, Paris very respectful of that. He knows what's up. Oh, you got to be at this weight class? Yeah, you do. Yes, very dangerous to start opening up the. They're finding a range right now. Oh, look at that, he's trying to find a take down look guy. Yeah. Dead, right, Jamal? South Pole, huh? Mm hmm. A was in some head kicks. Yeah, that right head kicks coming in. f**king hot. I need a little more action. You know, I I'm very surprised that Harris hanging out outside this London when that corner. The feeling out process right now? Yeah, for sure. But I'm I would think that I want to get going early, try to push forward. You know. I guess the five round fight. That's a big factor. Yeah, take your time. Yeah. So much just waiting for that left to your has got something going on. Yeah, he's definitely like biding his time loose. He's loose, man. Be right, he might he might have a really good boxing coach in there, someone who knows what the f**k they're doing. I didn't like that, Charlie Brown kid. I'm not too lazy. Yes. He throws all his kicks that way, though, will lose everything if I get to dance class kickball talent states and lose his energy because he is quick, though. Yeah, but you see, Pierre, do you mean react to it? I know. Gave him Pereira's time, timing them right now? Yeah, he really is figuring it out. Ouch. Ouch. Yeah. Remember how I said Parikh puts his hands down. I don't know what the f**k I'm talking about, do I? I like going to talk to that stupid s**t. Yeah, there's work that makes it fun. Yeah, make it fun. You got you got to make it fun. You got to have opinions. No, I like that stupid s**t. Hmm. Hands are up right now. Board is heard right now. I don't know. I wouldn't look at such a kick. He just caught him in that he was good and that big winner. Oh, oh, God, oh God. Oh my God, oh my God. That was not good. I was not good. Oh, he's out of that, Josh.. Ha ha. Oh my gosh. Wow. Now, sleepy time. Well, goodnight, guys. You want it now. And if I can, I'll give you your card because I said, don't try this one. I tremendous. I mean, that looks bad from the first. So much for my emotional picks. Everybody I know their emotional picks do not work. I told you you got to be a sociopath. Your boy did call. The two main fights be held to a two man did called two main fights and I stand corrected, Buddy. Jamal is going to do. I think I am betting against Alex Behera. Yeah. Well, give him his BlackBerry after not going down. Interesting. Yeah, that's weird. There's no grappling exchange. Whatever. Yeah. Yeah, that's fine. Just go black belt. Maybe the black belt knock, maybe give him a black belt to knock b***hes out. Wow, how f**king long term did he's such a big superstar, buddy? Huge, you. He was already big. But this man now that's huge. And now he could headline Brazil. Everybody thought he could headline Brazil. You're right. You're right. But guess who? Oh, good kidding, right? Oh, that's tough. That's tough. With an uppercut? No, it's OK. He was like, Oh man, don't face, Oh wow, that's the classic left hook. And now it was just from here. Bang. I think so. Right in the nose. He Posey to right. You man didn't leave. He knows he bled in the nose. He bowled him as eyes open uses fork, 3k nose like. No, they're a little bit wider than it was. My gosh, just like and I've already spent that money b so I'm going to need that. You have, I know on your truck. Yeah, I'm buying carbon fiber when I'm down, down, down six, down six. f**k, am I going to get? But you're literally paying for the carbon fiber parts. I'm like, f**ked up the fenders, the hood, six grand the doors. I lost three grand on that fight. I feel I deserve it. I deserve it. I step that we have to do it. My God, you are so confident, too. I wasn't confident. I just had this emotional thing. Oh God, I is that the killings blew his Achilles. Oh God, I hope he's by now. He was walking around, though that can't be the case. Yeah, he'll be fine. Look, he came back to rehab, came back too early, and that's how it's already a Hall of Famer. What is that? He's doing that he's doing? That's like a tick tock kind of thing, I think. No, that's from Fern Gully. That's another fern go out. Here is the bad guys. Go the arrows nasty. Yeah, he is nasty. Buddy, I'm a big fan. Now what if he calls out like the heavyweight champ, because if he were to go against like Aspinall next month or in England and ask him, I'll get, yeah, he's talked about it a while, he's going up to heavyweight. Mm hmm. Can you imagine? Tremendous. It's just he's got to deal with astronauts wrestling, though, and in him as a black belt jujitsu can wrestle from hit like a Mack truck. Yeah, that's a problem. I'd love to see a try. Why would he do that? There's no upside. No, why not? He's done everything. Whoo hoo ! Two or five is going to give him a hard time. Let me see the rhino. Let me see the rankings racket. I'm Goliath. I would give him a problem. Here's deal with our Glasgow ankle. I've locked up again. Yes, sir, our goliath is a problem wrestling wise. I think that's the only guy think racket just got a win over the number two guy, so it could be racket next. I would take Alex on racking didn't just lose. No, he won. He beat Jerry right now. No, Uribe, did you also hear Gary knocked him out? No, they wouldn't do you again because he just made a mess, I'm saying. So it now is on Goliath. He's got to deal with the wrestler. So I wouldn't I wouldn't f**k with Uncle. I'd go right up to. I'd rather go up to Aspen. No way. I of the way was my. But that's like a damn nightmare. Now I wouldn't do that fast punches and take down. And Clive has got an enclave on Wikipedia for making pretty sure he has a match up already. So he'd have to win that one. Yeah, he's it. They put him on that fight night. In Saudi. I don't know. They should, they should. He beat Johnny Walker in January at no cost to John Walker. Well, he had the draw against John. They had the no contest against Johnny. Then he knocked out Johnny. So you still bet you still take part in that fight. Oh, that's a tough fight. It's a tough one, man. I'm saying you don't want Ankalaev is your champ. No, no. You don't want him as a wet champ. He's not a star. The style is a little tough. Yeah. From the UFC, I'm like, now, let's make him go through one more. Yeah, he didn't call somebody out here. Yeah. What about what about his yet light heavyweight? I'm not feeling it. Nobody's feeling nobody do that. But that's just shows how good is it? Does he not have a fight? And Clive does not have anything that f**king guy. Look at the size of them, though. Can we hear what he says? No, we'll get kicked off YouTube, right? You've done this way too many about the trash talking. What's with that? I'll tell you in one sec, he's responding. He was asked about the trash talking before the by. What do you say? You have to. Nothing official. Geez. As a champion, but does the same thing in the ring as he does outside the ring? He doesn't let it go to its head, ever. So I think clearly I give Max the fire the night and knock out of the night, and it's got to do another performance tonight for Pierre. That's your three bonuses. Good God, winning in two weight classes, what else do you want to do in the sport? Is he going to say three? Bra legend Val was like, yeah, how he just casually shrugged off her body. I got them all right. I got them to knock them out real quick and I'll rest. That just finally knocked him out and I'll get my five minutes. Hey, I just fired up my love in unbelievable. Well, Herzog, go to work tomorrow. Hey, get up, get up, get up, get back in there, get you two and a half over. Come on, get up, get up. Says he wants to continue defending this valley. He's not hurt. Yeah, I think I realize next week. He didn't say heavyweight. He did. God, what a beast. Yeah, that guy's a monster and that kind of saves three. He deserves it. I know. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, I high note that that comment has really sucked us dry and then that just fired us back up. I think if that happens the hill, every time it fights Barea body, you really got so many openings line you just when you're a straight striker and then you're going against a elite elite guy. It's tough, man. You're going to make no mistake, you're going to you're not going to grapple at all. Okay, I know. Yeah, that's not what I was shocked that why I grappled this guy, would you just do small glove, glory kickboxing? Yeah, I guess the glory kickboxer, two time world champ. I think its tail piece should should be very underrated, very underrated. And those and those really, really highlighted. Yeah, yeah, I'm into those shorts. I'm going to get the B I do. I'm still against the shorts. Too much color for a guy of his stature. Oh man, what a boy. He's going to have fun tonight and he got his black belt. He's going to have a good time tonight. OK, guy's going to have a good time. Yeah, he's a savage f**k. Look at his facial expressions. Nothing. He gives us nothing. You see what I'm saying about the shorts? Yeah. Nothing changes over next month. Yeah, I need to get a pair of shorts. I'm going to start taking my workouts way more seriously. I shaved my body when I get home. Some boxing gloves gives a drag about doing it all. I'm doing it all. All right. Give a f**k anymore. Unreal. Well, that's a good way to end, boys. We did it again. Mayhem, you popped your chair and fight. God bless you, but you're back. Real good time. And you're a great addition being that you had some dates coming up out April 19 and 20. I'm at the improv you guys next weekend. Come see me, Jason. I'll be there. And so Leah and and so you're coming, right? You there? And then I got Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Bricktown Bricktown October 25 26. Come get some I kids. We love you. Thanks for tuning in. Waterford is the home of firsts. 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