62. Michael Stagliano

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And now, Brandon, 6 boy. Shaw. Good morning, fam. Monday morning, May 20th, coming in hot. How was you guys' weekend? Chin, I saw on social media, you took a doozy. Your knees look pretty tore up. What happened, pal? Well, first of all, the the electric bike is bada*s. Electric bike, that's great. Chen asked if you could borrow it. I said, say less. Have fun. Thank you for that. Yep. You said I keep it too. Yeah. I said if you if you wanna just keep it, you know, do your thing, return it because I do love it myself. Right? Because it's sponsored. I can't be giving that out. Right? You screwed me there. But enjoy it. But then also, I'm like, yeah, Jen, have fun with it, and then I see on Instagram, you'll crash the No. No. So I didn't crash it. So what happened was I rode it around as perfect. The problem was, I tried to take it past like a log. I I actually got off the bike and tried to take it past the log, and I just hit the the thing, the gas, whatever. It's electric, but Electric. Yeah. You hit the throttle, and then I just kinda lost balance and fell down. Tipped over, hit your knee? Hit my knee and my shin, but it's not the bike's fault. It was my fault. What are you drinking, Chen? Brent, what do you think? Absolutely. You're probably pretty hammered. No. It's in the morning. Yeah. You're drinking. Yeah. So yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sure. Not too bad. Case, Parentals are in town with just your pops? Yeah. Dad was in town, so we had a fun weekend. Thank you again for giving me Friday off an epic, round of golf. Did you beat your dad? We did, like, a scramble. He hadn't he's 75, and he hasn't played in, like, 10 years. So we just, like, played a scramble, so it's, like, me shooting to my dad. You play the best ball? Yeah. Exactly. That's cool. You post that picture, you guys all look That was so funny when you said You guys look exactly the same. They look all the same. Yeah. And then there's 2 other brothers, and we all they we look You guys all look the same. That's so dope. I love when families work out like that. I love that. I absolutely love that. Had my myself a nice little weekend. Tiger had a game on Sunday. Bossy had a game on Sunday. Bossy's last game of the season because he's 4, so they don't have playoffs. But Tiger, it was the the semifinals. If they won this one, then the championship, which is Thursday, and they end up winning. We won the game. Tiger was playing catcher to win the game. He he batted well. I think he he went 4 for 4, 3 RBIs. Important. I was expecting a hit well, switching this league. And then at catcher, we had one out. This kid, got a hit off our best pitcher, our badass pitcher, Indy. The kid got a, like, a it was at more of an air on our part. They dropped the pop fly. So kids on first, tease out catcher. I go and remember, they're 8, so it's rare that at 8, catchers are throwing kids out. But I know my teeters. Dude has a cannon for an arm. I know I was on I'm his dad, but it is what it is. So I yell from the side t, that kid steals, throw him out. T goes, say less pops. Kids tries to steal. T throws a freaking laser. Boom. Kid's out. We're at 2 outs. Next kid's up. Hits a dinger. Bigger kid gets on base. I go, Tee, that kid steals, throw his thick a*s out. Kid was thick. I'm like, do not let that thick kid steal bases. Again, frowned upon usually for 8 year olds, but I know my teeters. Kid steals, 1st to 2nd. Tee throws it. The tag, they drop the ball, not they're like, oh, that game would have been over. That'd been cool. I go, Tee, it's gonna be an easier throw if that thick kid runs from 2nd to 3rd. You throw his a*s out. Sure enough, big boy goes, Oh, I don't think you're throwing me out. I'm gonna go. He tries stealing 3rd. Tee goes, Not on my dime, not on my watch, throws the big boy out to get to the championship game. I rushed the field. I picked Tiger up. I'm running off like he's Rudy, but a more talented Rudy on scholarship. Yeah. It was dope, dude. I was running all over the field. His mom and grandma's crying. It was dope. That's right. Awesome. I mean, dude, I'll tell you right now. As a dad, when people are like, yo, what's the best advice? Whether they're gonna be Aaron Judge or Shohei Ohtani or not, dude, sign them up for Little League. It's the best thing I've ever done. It's the best time of my life right now. Little League. It's so much fun. It's so dope. I love it. It's nonstop. It's constant. I like being busy. It's so much fun. Absolutely love it. And then on Saturday, before the the semifinals and the playoffs, you had, you know, a bit for for the boxing world, massive fight. Usyk, Tyson Fury. He had a fight night. Nothing to go crazy about, but it was entertaining. But before that, the main I think Tyson Usyk walked out, like, 3:30 ish, 4, which I'm not mad at those early start times. But remember, on Monday, I told you guys, it would go to decision. I thought it'd be controversial. Wasn't that controversial? My my prediction would have been spot on if they would have gave Fury the decision. They've been super controversial, which it's boxing, so I assume they were gonna do that. But, I thought they got it right. Some of the scorecards are a little off. I had 6 rounds apiece. But then in 9th, Usyk getting they they scored it a knockdown. You would give him the the advantage. Yeah. So at 66, score at 66, but that 9th round would make the difference. So you'd have Usyk winning. Yeah. 14, 13, what it just gave to Fury, which it's Bakhtin, so it's gonna do that. Usyk's best on the planet. Pound for pound number 1. There's no comparison there. Just a bad mamajama. Bad mamajama. Pound for pound, you gotta think about it. He has a a 40 pound weight disadvantage. He has I think Tyson Fury has 4 inches of height on him. So we talk about pound for pound. We're talking about a natural cruiserweight beating number 1 heavyweight. That's pound for pound s**t. You won't see any of those other guys rank them pound for pound, ever even have the opportunity to fight somebody £40 heavier, £10 heavier, 15 heavier. So when you talk about skill wise, actual pound for pound best on planet, it's too sick. I thought he looked fantastic. I thought he looked great. I thought Tyson made some mistakes. Again, scored it 6 6th, that 9th round being the difference. But I I do think Usyk just, I mean, I've I've seen him before, like, with with AJ, I thought a lot of it was AJ trying to outbox the smaller boxer, which was stupid and just got kind of pieced up. With Fury, I I didn't think he could outbox Usyk because Usyk's a smaller guy, has more skill. But I thought with his his weight advantage, his reach advantage, he'd be able to do more damage. He did those uppercuts were filthy. The body shots were filled. When he had him hurt, felt like he could've put on, more pressure and maybe got him out of there. Who knows? I thought that was the one mistake he made. Then also the mistake he made was not using his size and just bullying Usyk. Usyk became kind of the bully. Got in his grill and kind of f**ked him up. Usyk's such a badass because he knew he was gonna get hit and was like, alright. You're gonna hit me, but I'm gonna land a harder shot. And that's where he really took advantage of it. Great fight. Phenomenal fight. He hit the rematch in October. In my group chat with, the fight boys, someone sent me a a link that they're they're announcing 3, Anthony Joshua. That can't be right. I didn't see that. Yeah. Like, that that that can't be real because the I know that the rematch has to be, that that's It's in the closet. It's in the closet. It happens in October. Like, that's the deal. But Ussig's a bad man. He looks so tiny when you see him actually side by side. How crazy is it? He looks so tiny. And I got people at my house watching the fight that don't know boxing. I'm like, oh my, this is such a mismatch. Like, look at the the the size difference. I'm like, I you don't understand that that smaller guy is such a bada*s. He's Ukrainian dude. It's such a bada*s. He's such a problem. Such a problem. Yeah. The the uppercuts and the bodywork by Fury look great. And also, you know, Fury's 35. This isn't, you know, the Apex Fury that we got. I think those days are gone. U6's older. U6 37. Smaller guy, less fights, I'd say less damage. So I think when it comes to even though U6's older, when it comes to dog years or fight years, U6's actually younger. You know? So he still has more left in the tank. I think Fury's at the it's the end of the rope. I think you're gonna get this rematch and then, Joshua fight, and that's game set match. That's it for fear. He made all the money in the world. They say make a 100,000,000 in this fight, 102,000,000 or something like that. It was a good fight though. Great fight. And then people were upset. You know, I've been very biased. I mean, Fury's my favorite person in combat sports. I love Fury. Again, I thought he lost the fight, 6 rounds apiece and that 9th round would be the different with Usyk. But people are saying that that ref could have stopped the fight in the 9th round. Like, you know, ref could have stopped the fight. The ropes saved him. The ropes were the only thing that prevent him from falling down, which that counts as a knockdown. If the ropes are the only thing that prevent you from falling down, that's considered knockdown in boxing. In most sanctioned, bodies, that's a knockdown. But I think it just shows how good of a ref that was that knows who he's dealing with, who's inside that ring. In the UFC too, I get upset, you know, when they treat everybody the same. If the championship fight, you gotta let it go a little I'd rather you on the side of the get let it go a little longer because what's at stake? And the chances of them getting back the title shot is not good. It's literally damn near impossible. So you gotta give them every bit of time, even if they're in trouble, to kind of work their way out of it or, you know, you you just you can't stop it early. And I thought this ref did a good job. Dude, Tyson Fury has been mollywapped, Came back from the grave, you know, Undertaker style. In the in the water fights, he's been hurt before, and he always kinda comes back, and it just show you know, Fury was alright after that. Wasn't great, but, you know, I think he was still concussed. If you look at his post fight speech and stuff, a little bit of it was off. He said happy New Year. Yeah. He was like, Merry Christmas. Everyone was like, oh, that's not good. He said happy New Year. I'm like, oh, he's concussed. He's like, I thought I won more rounds than Usyk did, and, you know, a lot of you guys are cheering for him because his country's at war. I'm like, I'm gonna chalk that up to concuss too. We'll see if he doubles down on that and this and, you know, that he's had a few days off, but let's just chalk that up as chalk it up as concussed. That's not fury like. That that was that was a low blow. And then some people you see on the Internet, even my boy, Sam Tribble, he tweeted this out. I'm like, g*****n it. He's like, this is interesting. There's a part where during the fight I forgot which round, but Fury came out like a banshee after this. They thought he was using an inhaler. But if you look at the the subtitles, it's in Ukrainian. He asked him if he wants to kiss the cross. He's super religious. His father died, and his father shows up in his dreams and didn't show up before this fight first time ever. And if you look at the post fight press conference, he talks about his dad, you know, and how his dad was like, I don't need to come anymore. You got this. And he starts crying. His dude is powerful. So they they think he's using inhaler between round 7 and 8. He's he's actually kissing a cross. Yeah. Crossed any words. And, dude, if that cross gives you that kind of ability, I'm kissing a cross if he's seen a g*****n more. He beat the piss out of him after this. He kisses that cross and then comes out like Jesus is on his wearing him as a backpack. Dude, he came out and beat it. That's when that that he did that between the 6th, what, between 7th and 8th? That 9th round was when he went haywire on him and lit his a*s up, was taking shots and lit his a*s up. Yeah. It was tough when he was talking about his dad. It was really tough. That was incredibly tough. Yes. Great fight, though. I'm excited for the, for the rematch. Yeah. But this whole thing where Ussik using inhaler, it's like, they don't don't don't do that. I let nobody loves Fury more than me. Absolutely adore the guy. I love Usyk too, but I like Fury. And is is Usyk a better boxer? Yes. All good. He's pound for pound goat right now. He's pound for pound number 1. All good. Don't don't do that. Don't devalue him like that. You're so off. That's you're you're just off. He's a better boxer. Good fight, though. Like I said, we come in here, and you'd say did did you guys watch the fight? Mhmm. Who'd you have winning? Usyk. You had Wussig? Wussig? Okay. My prediction was you'd give 1, you'd give 1, I'd give 1. It'd be like this controversial thing. I mean, because he rocked him so bad. To me, like I told I always say this. They could've stopped the fight. Yeah. They could've stopped the fight and people would've been a little upset and would've hyped up the rematch, but you you gotta know who's in there. You gotta know that's Fury, and he's he's been knocked down before and comes back and fights very well. Look at the Francis fight, knocked down, came back, and kinda whooped his a*s. You know? Yeah. So I I I I was fine with it. I was fine with it. But, yeah, predict decision. If it was a draw, would you be fine with it? No. Because that 9th row. Now I thought because boxing gonna box, and I went, oh, it's gonna be a draw. They're gonna be considered a draw to on for Fury's favor. I thought I thought one judge was gonna go and this is what happened that one judge who's sick close, one judge, Fury, and then the last judge, draw. Mhmm. So that you'd make him, you know, a draw. That's what I thought was gonna happen because boxing gonna box and destroy things, but, they didn't. They got this one right. Yep. The rematch would be dope. And they're getting better. Right? The production is getting better. Even though they had the, you know, they had the the music artist, stuff like that, but it's still it's moving a little bit faster. Yeah. Dude, I turned it on in my house at 11 AM. I watched from 11 to 6. It's still long, but it's getting a little so boring in the beginning. You're like, okay. But, yeah, shout to Ussik. What a savage. What an absolute savage. How can you not like the guy either? Yeah. He's he's such an awesome character too. He's funny. And just looks like a freaking just a absolute war. He looks like a a house of dragons character. Like, he's such a bada*s. But pound for pound best box on the planet. Bar none. Hands down. Nobody better. Such a stud. Shout out to him. Can't wait for the rematch. You had a fight night, the UFC fight night. Can your boy watch it? Degenerate. I watched all the bulls**t. You know? This is at the Apex. So disappointing. Apex going to Apex. Murphy looked fantastic against Barbosa. He absolutely just outclassed him. It's tough to see Barbosa just built like a Ninja Turtle. Just AB the up to just shred them. He has he's so durable. Like, he just never, you just can't take an a*s with them. Cass Williams did work. Yep. Huge KO. Our boy, Adrian Yanez Yes. Yeah. Got it done. Oh, yeah. I was worried for him. Young kid, prospect, lost that last fight. It was a bad one. You know, they thought he was gonna be the best boxer in the UFC. There was, like, debate there. But we see how good that guy is going against, Jose Aldo, so he's no punk. So for Adrian, all good, dude. I'd rather you lose early than get to the very top, and then you realize you have holes in your game, but huge win for him. The pressure after coming off a loss is insane. Losses. Yeah. He was Insane. Yeah. Tough. Tough. Tough. Yeah. Other than that, it is what it is. Well, Angela Hill, she's been, like, killing it lately. She was kinda, like, just, you know Quietly on a Yeah. Doing work. I told you, we we just gotta get through May. We're almost there, kid. Stay with me. Stay with me. We're almost there. The Fury fight saved us a little bit, but, again, a lot of the MMA fans hate boxing. When we talk boxing, they hate it. So if you're not a boxing fan, it's been a it's been a dry season, baby. Your beak is dry, but start juicing that beak up, daddy. Because June June's coming. Mhmm. 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Visitgdefy.com today. Experience the ultimate comfort in pain relief atgdefy.com. That's gdefy.com. Use the code shop for $30 off your orders of a $150 or more@gdefy.com. They're fantastic. What do you got, Chen? Alright. You mentioned boxing and, this is a crossover. And this came out of nowhere. I wonder if you knew about this beforehand, but Jale Sunnen versus Anderson Silva in boxing? Well, originally, they they, were saying Anderson Silva versus Terry Crews. I thought was I And I wanted to die. Yeah. I thought that was fake for sure. I was just like, what is it's not even a good like, it's is it a it's not April's Fools. We're in May. So they deem I I think that actually discredited this. Like, I thought that kinda hurt this, them posting that. It was like this weird thing. And then, you know, I just instill a little Chale. So I go, Chale. Love my boy, Chale. You know, it's a fight nobody wants to see. Right? I mean, we're gonna watch it for but by the way, the I want Chael to do great. I hope he makes all the money in the world, but I'm not, you know, like chomping at the bit to see these 2 box. Also, Chael's not a boxer. Well, I will say this about the Terry Crews thing, though. So when the Terry Crews thing came out, it was popping up on, you know, like like Yahoo and different, like, you know, news media articles. So it kinda gave attention to, you know, Silva. But then when Chael came out and said that, you know, he did it on his Instagram, like, you know, what's up, Anderson? Here we go, you know, whatever to do the boxing match. I kinda think it did kinda help. I don't know if they I thought it was almost like a let down a little bit Did you rather see Terry Crews? We're in this weird boxing culture where it's like yeah, that even I was like, yeah, that makes sense. Like, Terry Crews did make sense. Yeah. Because she's like, if it's a real fight, I Terry Crews get absolutely destroyed. Like, I'll I'll watch, you know, Terry Crews get knocked out. I'd rather see him fight that guy. He said this on Twitter. I'd rather see him fight that agent that grabbed his nuts. Marrying when he went on that PR tour, and he's like, you grabbed my nuts, and I'm here to tell you everybody about it. And he said he didn't know what to like, I don't know. Like, I'm addicted to porn. This agent grabbed my nuts. It's like, okay. You're still not gonna be part of the Fast and Furious franchise, dude. When you say agent, it almost sounds like Asian. No. I don't think the guy was an Asian Asian. Yeah. I mean When is this fight going down? June 15th in Brazil. That's soon too. Yeah. That's why I was like, this I thought maybe you would have known, since your homies would chill, but this, like, came out of nowhere. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I I hope they make all the money in the world, and everybody I hope more people watch this than Jake Paul and Mike Tyson, but that's not the case, is it? And what's it gonna be broadcasted on? I don't know. Well, hopefully, the boys are making a bag. That's all I I would just want them to make money. I imagine Chell would do it only if he's making a bag. Yeah. So Yeah. Chell is very busy. Exactly. Alright. So there's been a few bad announcements. This is, you know, pretty big. Leon Edwards versus Bilal Mohammed. This makes me this makes me so happy because, again, we live in this world where certain fighters are getting main events or getting more opportunities than other fighters because they they're better at TikTok dancing or they have more followers on Instagram or they're better at, you know, selling merch or they're big on Twitch, whatever the hell it is, and it's it's not good. We're going down a weird road. And if they didn't give Leon Edwards this rematch, the title shot, it would just enhance that to show these elite athletes that it doesn't matter if you're winning. It doesn't matter if you're doing what you're supposed to do as a sport. It matters more how social media responds to you. It matters more about your TikTok dances and the bulls**t that you post, and that's not a good thing. So when I saw someone, like, oh, UFC did the right thing. Give my boy, Mohammed, the Yeah. The the fight was the right thing is exactly what we should Mhmm. Whether disregard how you feel about it. Oh, it's not gonna be shut up. None of that matters. Oh, but Belial, they you know, he's born none of that matters. He's winning fights. Yeah. It's all good. It's merits. It's it's talent. It's hard work. He did what he had to do. He's won 10 in a row. Something like that. It's wild. You give him the g*****n title shot. It's the fair thing to do. And Leon Edwards as the main event and then, Aspinall in Manchester. Yeah, dude. They're like, this is the right thing to do. Tom Aspinall, Curtis Blades made all the sense. You know, they offered Cyril Gahn the fight, but he turned it down since he was doing a movie. Against Aspinall? Yes. Originally, it was not supposed to be Curtis Blaydes, Tom Aspinall. It was supposed to be Tom Aspinall, Cyril Gahn. And Cyril Gahn was like, I would, but I'm shooting a movie. Interesting. Here's what's going on with Tom Aspinall. Tom Aspinall beats the s**t out of Sero Gane. Tom Aspinall beats Jon Jones. You're gonna hear this narrative going around right now from Jon Jones himself, Seroghan, and their fans that Tom Aspinall hasn't he doesn't deserve it. He's not a real champion, all this stuff. Tom Aspinall is the best heavyweight in the world, and anything that you hear from these other camps that represent these other heavyweights, nobody wants to fight Tom. However you wanna paint it, oh, he's not a he hasn't beat this guy. He hasn't done this. How whatever makes you feel good to not make this fight is okay. But at the end of the day, I don't think we've ever seen fighters at this level scared of another fighter. That's just being honest. Nobody wants to fight Tom Aspinall. If Tom Aspinall is an easy fight, they would fight him. If Tom Aswanal notice John jumped at the jumped very quick to fight Cyril Gahan. Yeah. That's a there's a easy path of victory there. Take him down. Guy can't wrestle. Guy's a white belt in jiu jitsu. That's that's easy. And he proved that. That's easy. That's a walk in the park. Stipe, one of the best ever do it. Stipe's older. There's it's an easier fight. Tom Astell, not an easy fight. Savage. Best heavyweight in the UFC currently right now, and nobody wants to fight him. If you're Sero Gane, Tom Asimov been barking for a while at Sero Gane. Sero Gane wouldn't get to him. He was like, nah, he doesn't deserve it. He's not big enough name. Tom's big name now. Where you guys at? And it's very rare. I I I don't think, in general, fighters are scared of anybody. They're not. There's stylistically, there's matchups like, that doesn't make a ton of sense, especially with guys on ranked or for guys ranked, like, 15 or 10, and you're ranked number 2 or 1. I get that. That makes sense. Like, no. It's a tough fight. I fight these other guys' bigger name, and it moves me up the ladder. When it comes to Tom, I think for first time ever, guys are scared to fight him, which is wild. That's how good Tom is. That's what's going on here. So we got you in a movie? Interesting. Oh, you don't you don't wanna fight for an interim world championship after what the f**k happened with you and Jon Jones? You want you're you're an actor now? Oh, weird. Would you be shooting a movie if they gave you a better matchup? Bet you wouldn't. Bet you'd jump off that movie set. Thomas Moss is a nightmare. Stylistically, he's a nightmare for everybody at heavyweight. He does everything very well. Sergei Pavlovitch, we're like, man, he's probably gonna take him down. No. You knocked him out. He's a monster. We really haven't seen this, where guys are just like, no. And then they're gonna say, he didn't have the experience. He's not a champion. Okay. Well, John, you are the champion, and he wants your title. All he wants to do is fight you. So he keeps saying he's not a champion. He hasn't done what Steve Bay's done. You because you're not allowing him to. You're not given the opportunity. He's begging for it. He's asked for it multiple times, and and your comeback is, well, you're not a champion. Yeah. No s**t, dude. I'm trying to become the champion. You're not allowing me to become an undisputed champion. So that narrative doesn't work. You keep saying, I don't wanna fight him. He has done what Stipe does. Get no s**t, dude. He's trying to do that. You're the one in the way. He wants the fight. You won't give him the fight. You wanna fight Cipe? Nobody was asking for I don't nobody's asking for that fight. The elephant in the room around this heavyweight table is the best guy in the world's there, but the UFC is telling you it's here. But the guy you're telling us is the best, which I agree with you guys all the time, at one point, I don't know if he still is, it's up for debate. But what I've seen lately, the best guy is is British, and no one will fight him. Sir John, Elite Striker. You wanna fight him? Ah, s**t. I would. I'm doing a movie. Right. Okay. That's weird. You're an actor? I am when's the fight? I am. Okay. Strange. John, they think he's better than you. Fight him. Oh, I would, but I'm fighting Stipe. Oh, you think Stipe's been on Tom Asano? Yeah. He has he's done more. No. No. I I know. 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And then John sliding into Haters' DMs, talking s**t, saying I'll make 20,000,000 off Stevie and right after the sunset. He said rights off in this, like, r I g h t. Misspelled. s**t happens. I know. Instead, ride off in the sunset. He said, right off? Whatever. You know what he's saying. I'm a beast keeper. I'm out. Woah. Woah. Woah. Hold up. Hold to hold your horses here. Before you leave, John, before you ride off on sunset, the majority of people, the masses, think this English dude is better than you. You're cool with that? Because back in the day, John would've jumped jumped that opportunity and made sure you knew he was the best. But now you're gonna fight the older, slower Stipe in that Square Garden that none of us wanna see? Okay. For the first time ever, I think you guys are scared to fight him. I don't think I think everybody, surrogate John, want the easiest path to victory, and Tom is exactly opposite of that. He's a nightmare of a he matches up well with all those top guys, and no one wants to fight him. That's what's going on. Yeah. And the UFC knows this. They try giving him Saragun. Saragun went, I'm an actor. The f**k? Since since when? b***h, work on wrestling. The f**k you doing on a set? What are you doing on a movie set? b***h, what where's your jujitsu? Because the guys behind you, unless we give you Rosenstrouk or we give you a straight striker, Pavlovitch, those other guys, Curtis Blades, Tom Asolo, are gonna beat the f**k out of you, dude. Movies? What? Unless they're telling you you're gonna be the next Batman, b***h, you better get in the jujitsu gym. Unless you're in the next Thor, you better get your a*s in a f**king wrestling mat. I'll tell you what it shows me. Oh, you don't want it. Oh, you don't want it. You don't think Tom Asimov's been offered movies? If he hasn't, you have the wrong agent. Tom Asimov, good looking dude, British accent. Are you kidding me? You don't think someone's offering him a movie role? You don't think what's homeboy puts all those f**king movies together? Guy Ritchie. You don't think Guy Ritchie's foaming at the dick to offer Tom Aspin the next role as some henchman? Tom was no. I'm not an actor. I wanna become world champion. Sir Gong goes, I'll do it. No. b***h, Joe Cyril, you better get a wrestling room. The f**k? You're taking acting classes? Tom's snapping necks, cashing checks, bud. You're you're a thespian man? Okay. You're a French thespian? How's that French box office going? b***h, unless you're the next Flash or Thor or Batman, get the f**k in the wrestling room because that was when I was training. Girls play's training. Do you wanna be an actor? Okay. I don't wanna be an actor. You can't beat Tom. Straight up. You can't beat Tom. Tom should be a 10,001 favorite over Sir O'Gan. Beat the f**k out Sir O'Gan. John, I don't know. John's my greatest of all time. Greatest of all the best ever do it. Hands down. If you wanna debate that, bring it on. But as of May 20th, 2,024, I don't know if this current John is better than Tom Asimov. I would love to see it. Yes. But instead, you're giving me John Stipe. I don't want that. I ordered a gordita crunch from Taco Bell. You're giving me a f**king chicken soft taco. Mhmm. Now I'll take the chicken soft taco. You know what I'm talking about. Yeah. We love Taco Bell. It's our favorite. Now I'll eat that chicken soft taco. It you know what? It'll do the job. It'd do the job. Still hits. It's not what I want. It's not what I want. Order gordita crunch, b***h. It's not what I want. I'll eat that chicken soft taco, though. Alright. 79.99? Alright. I'll do it. I think that I think I straight up for the first time, I think the heavyweight division is scared of Tom Aspinall, and they're praying to God Curtis Blades gets it done. Yeah. And Curtis play what's crazy this what's crazy. Tom's taking on all challengers. Is Pavlovich a a better boxer overall boxer? It hits harder? Yeah. He outdid him there. I would still give the power advantage of Pavlovich. Is Curtis Blades a better wrestler than Tom? Yeah. Does he do some things better than him? Yeah. Is it a tough matchup? Yeah. Tom's facing all these guys. They're he's facing all of them, and they still want they still want John gets hurt, they don't strip him. When usually, I don't like it when they strip guys, especially at John's level. They strip Conor way before they strip John. They even strip John. But my issue is when this British feller over here named Tommy Aspinall, Thomas Aspinall, Sir Tom Aspinall. When sir Tom Aspinall, to me, is better than anybody out there, and you're not given the opportunity. And your argument is he's not a champion. No s**t. He's trying to become a champion. You're the only guy preventing it, and so is the UFC. It's wild as s**t. I think all you guys are afraid of them. Sorry, but it's true. I want chicken quesadilla, and you give me those cheesy fries. Again, I like cheesy fries. They're fire. Case came the other day. They're fire. I tried one. I tried one. I had to. They're good. It's not what I ordered, though. Not what I ordered. It'll it'll check the box. Not what I ordered. Oh, y'all scared of Tom Aspinall. So John put this out. Some Saturday math for everyone. Curtis 0 plus Tom 0 championship belts. Okay. John 14 plus d base 6 championship belts equals 20. To be fair to Curtis and John, I didn't count my Tom, I didn't count my interim win, title win either. But, yeah, sure. You guys are fighting for a real belt. Riddle me this. Let's say the UFC went, you know what? We need ratings. We're gonna get weird. We're gonna do a tag team match, 2 on 2. Tom Asmall, Curtis Blaydes versus Jon Jones Stipe. Who do you guys thinks wins that tag team match? You guys know. Mhmm. The Brit and the dude from Chicago. That's who wins. Anybody in here thinks steep a beats Curtis blades right now? Nope. I lean towards Curtis, of course. Yeah. Of course. Yeah. Wait. So no. We were talking in the chat. I'm like, why would Tom, like, do a a Curtis Blaze fight? Because, you know, he could wait and whatever. I get it now. I'm saying, yeah. This is why because I'm like, why would he defend an interim title that makes no sense? But then It's the only thing you can do. Yeah. This is John's fight. Yeah. He he wants to fight John. John wants to wait just to make money of fighting over steepay. And he did fight Chris before and it was like a freak accident. He boozed me out. He wants to get revenge on that too as well. This is what's gangster. This is why Tom is the best heavyweight on the planet. This is how it should work because he doesn't care. He believes he's not anybody. Yeah. Even though Curtis Blades, on paper, is the worst matchup for him. Tough f**king fight, dude. Yeah. I'll do it. As long as you put me on the card, I don't give a f**k who it is. I'll do it. Cyrille Gon, easy work. He's shooting a movie. Cyrille, you better you better quit this bulls**t. You better get your a*s in a wrestling room, jujitsu room, grappling room. How you gonna find the UFC and be a blue belt? The f**k? The hell we doing? Because you you because now you've gotten to the point. It's the cat's out of the bag. Oh, he's a blue butt and not a good one? Oh, even, even Kurt, even f**king Derek Lewis is like, I'll take his a*s down. I don't even f**k. All of them. Guys who are, like, mid level blue belts are, yeah, just take Cyril down. Can I knock him out? Maybe. But just ask him, barely grapple. He can barely wrestle. Freak athlete? Yeah. Best athlete? Maybe. Tommy's right there. That's what's crazy. That British white boy, right there athletically. Wild. Oh, and Tom grew up in a jujitsu gym, y'all. His dad owned it. Legit black belt. There's not enough hours in the day for Curtis to get even remotely close to his grappling. Yeah. You wanna be on a move. Oh, you're a thespian now? Okay. You're doing Shakespeare? Cyril. Cyril. What'd I say? Curtis. Crazy. Oh, Cyril. Names. Oh, Cyril. You a thespian now? Okay. Okay. Okay. This is gonna help you reach your goals? Okay. That's what we're doing now? You're in a movie? You're in a romantic comedy? You intend things I hate about him? Okay. That's fine. You're in the French version of that? Okay. That works. Okay. We see where you're at. You're a thespian now? Okay. That's fine. Do your thing, man. We'll see what's up when you come back. We'll see what's up. You're going hard on, Cyril. Yeah, dude. You okay. They offer you a f**king interim heavyweight title fight in the UFC, and you turn it down and say, I'm a thespian now. If I'm dating, I'm going, how's that jiu jitsu coming? Ah, man. I've been I've been running lines, man. Haven't had a lot of time to work on my jiu jitsu. Okay. Cool. So when you come back, you're gonna fight Curtis plates. He's gonna tie you in knots. That's how this works. But, again, I don't know. May maybe maybe he's in the next f**king Twins remake, and he plays Arnold Schwarzenegger. That'd be lit. I get it. Kevin Hart as Danny DeVito? Dude, take my money. Take my money. Take my money. Take my f**king money. Maybe maybe it's a live action lady in the tramp. You the tramp. That'd be dope. Dog ears on s**t. These these boys are scared of Tom. Wild. Never seen it in the UFC before. Wild. UFC was like, oh, we got a main event. Leon Ballol, check this out. Tommy Aspinall, Cyrille Gane. Cyrille, check this out. You're gonna be stoked, dude. Tom Aspinall, co main event, world heavyweight title fight of the UFC, not far traveling for you. I know we force you to come to America all the time. Nope. This one's gonna be right across the pond there. Do you hear across yeah. Right across the pond there from France. Dude, you can take the train. You ready for this? He's all, yeah, I guess. Tom Aspinall, co main event, Manchester, pay per view. What's up, dawg? Oh, I'm shooting the live action lady in the tram, bud. I gotta run lines. Oh, that's where you're at? Okay. Okay. O'Reilly Auto Parts. Oh, oh, O'Reilly. They're in the business of keeping your car on the road. O'Reilly Auto Parts offers friendly, helpful service, and parts knowledge you need for all your maintenance and repairs. Whatever you need, they got you covered. I'm a 20 year old Ford Lightning. They had the parts, and if they didn't, they came the next freaking day. They've got thousands of parts and accessories in stock either in store or online, so you never have to worry if you're in a jam. The O'Reilly team got you covered. The team at O'Reilly Auto Parts can test your battery for free in or out of your car. If it needs to be replaced, bam. 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You're not even a real champion. Interim belts don't count. We get it. The reason he f**king has intern belt because you won't fight them. You've been holding out. You blew your pack out, and then you're just waiting waiting for Cipe. Cipe won't fight anybody either because you got 2 old heads who are like, we're just gonna do this. Tom, f**k you up. That's why. And then drink tea after. What's up? And have some wine gums. What's up, dude? I've never seen it before. Straight up, they're scared of them. I hate saying that too. I don't think fighters are ever scared of anybody. Never seen anything like it. And if your argument as you're listening to this is, well, Stipe is a bigger name and John just wants to make money at his level. I completely get that and he deserves that. I'm with you. My question for you and the UFC would know that analytics, and maybe that's why they're sticking with Stipe John Mask or Garton. Maybe in America, but as far as the MMA landscape, who's more relevant? Come on. Think Stipe is more relevant than Tom Aspinall right now? It's been a while since Steve Bay has fought. Hot suck. Yeah. So And And I'm not I'm not disagreeing CPF at all. I'm one of the guys to ever do it. Are you my greatest American ever? Americ Croatian American. He's American, dude. Born in Cleveland. Stop the s**t. Stop the s**t. Born in Cleveland. You're American. But, yeah, Jon Jones did tweet that, I you know, who knows what was going on with him, but, he tweeted November 9th, Madison Square Garden. And then took it down. And then deleted it. Goes, and the UFC announces it. But yeah. I mean I mean, I don't mind Jon Jones fighting Stipe and then I do believe Jon Jones will win that fight, I just do. And then fighting Tom, but it sucks for Tom to have to fight someone else beforehand and then fight. They should fight each other. It's brilliant by John because Yeah. Tom's gonna take out all the contenders. He's gonna beat all of them and not be champion. He's gonna take all the tough fights. John doesn't have to take out all of them. And then eventually, maybe he'll fight Tom or he retires. It's a shame. It's a missed opportunity for John just to he might he don't have to do anything. He's the greatest of all time. But again, when she fought for answers, they were under the same label for a hot second. The fight never came to fruition. Ah, it sucks. At least we got Tommy. Now he's talking about not fighting him. And here's the thing. As the time goes by, who do you think is getting better? Think John, as he gets older, is getting better? Do you think Tom Tommy Aspinall? Obviously, Tom but you you always said that John just has this natural incredible talent. Best I've ever seen. So But the other thing is, like, we still don't really know how John looks at heavyweight. We don't. You know? We have no clue. He went went against a guy who took a few videos of jutsu off the Internet and then got taken down and Yeah. Front guillotine choked in a world championship fight in, like, 30 seconds. Like, and he, you know, he had a belly. He he was, like, awkward looking. Beat the s**t out of Ciryl Gane. That's what I mean. Like, at at this point, it feels like John's been a heavyweight for a minute, but we've seen him for 30 seconds. We have no idea how good he is. And you think you're gonna find out how good he is against Cipe? We'll find out more. He ain't taking CBA down like that. You know what? He might. John's so f**king good. He's so good. He's so good. He could take Cibei down. If he does that, then it's even more mystery, like, I don't know. He fought a surrogate, bulls**t, grappling wrestling, choked him out, then he dominated a older Stipe. You're still not gonna say he's the best heavyweight in the world. Do you think he takes Stipe that seriously? I mean, I'm sure he does to a certain extent, but since Stipe has been gone for that long and even with the the DMs he was doing with the guys, like, I'm gonna take this old man, get the money, and you know? That's how he feels. Again, there's nothing wrong with that. It's probably he's fighting. And if the UFC goes, Listen, Tom Asimov, you should fight next, but you'll make less money. End of the day, if you're Johnny, like, Yeah. I don't have too much to gain for. I'm already the grace of all time. Does Tom deserve it? Yeah. But you're telling me I can make more, headline mess square garden, find an older steepe? Yeah. Give me that, dude. And he's earned that. Yeah. That's the other end of it. If he wins any and if he wants to fight Tom afterwards, that's even more money. So I understand where he's coming from. I get it. If he's gonna fight Tom afterwards, there's the caveat. Yeah. Yeah. But that'd be an insane fight. If Tom beats Curtis and John beats steep a and then they fight. I'm more comfortable with saying John's gonna beat steep a than Thomas Curtis is toughest. Of course. Yeah. And then just it's just when when he gets to the upper, upper echelon, you know, and they have striking, he he falls short. He Curtis is always right there knocking at the door. Eventually, he's gonna get through that. Guarantee, he's gonna get through that. Is it this fight in Manchester? Maybe. Over Tom, that'd be f**king wild. But how how can you not like Tommy Arsenal? Yeah. He's great. He literally was like, I'll fight literally just find me a guy. I'm gonna fight Manchester. Like, anybody got, like, Curtis? He's like, yeah. Technically, I you know, did would the was it a DQ or was it TKO for Curtis? Do you remember? I think it's TKO. Yeah. That's right. Because the Injury. Yeah. Because he caused the injury. Yeah. Basically. Kind of. Yeah. People don't want know that Tom. Cyril, thesbe now. Okay. Let's go. Oh, well, you already talked about this a little bit, but so since Khalil got popped Devastating. For dude, this sucks for him so bad because the he was co main event for the Connor Chandler card against freaking Jamal Hill. Biggest co main event ever, you know, in the Connor comeback. It's already sold out, highest skate ever, and you're the co main event against a former champion. Huge opportunity. Yeah. And you test hop some bulls**t protein or supplement you're making. It was d h e a, which is the same thing that Leo, remember? Yeah. A long time ago, Machida got popped for the same thing. They but, apparently, like, he had this supplement company that just gave him the stack that was supposed to be good, but turns out it wasn't. God, you should be able to sue those supplement companies. I think Robert Whitaker mentioned something about that too. Screws him. Like, especially if the if because now he's he's tainted now for Screwed. Yeah. No. Like, you and I Khalil's such a good person. I believe him. I don't think he purposely took anything. The bummer is is the majority of the fan base is just gonna label him as a cheater now, and that's the narrative, you know, which is the bummer. And if you know his story, what it took for him being 300 plus pounds to get where he's at now, he's talking about retiring and all this stuff, and then now he's on this crazy run. Yeah. And they finally give him a huge Jamal Hill, former champion as Komen event on Mayweather I'm sorry, McGregor. And then you test hot for this bulls**t. It's so it's so sad. 2 things bummed me out this weekend. This, number 1, and then number 2, my my Nuggets last night getting destroyed. They're up 20 and lost the lead in game 7, and it's such a shame. My son went in that that though. It helped out. But if it wasn't for that, I don't know, dude. I don't know. Probably over to Taco Bell and cried. Yeah. It's Khalil Rountree thing's devastating. It sucks for him, dude. I know. Then what do you do? Sucks for us too because that would have been a great fight to watch. This is why it sucks for us. You look at that Conor McGregor card with Chandler. It's awful. It's so bad. Joe Pfeiffer take my money. But as far as, like, names, big boys for the casuals, I mean, they're Cub Swanson, Andre Feehley, I swear they fought 10 times before, but alright. I'll take that. That's a good fight. Outside that, the f**k? The f**k? Oh, they still have Jamal Hill versus to be determined, which I doubt they'll find someone. But, yeah. They'll find someone. You have to. Right now, you don't have a card. So but you see always gives us horrible cards with Connor because he demands so much money to fight. The the rest of the card, they can't stack. Of course. So that's why you don't see Connor on UFC 300. Those big ones, you won't see them on there. Murray fought after 200. They always save Connor because they don't want to blow their load on one card. Everyone's going to buy it just for Connor, without a doubt. So Yeah. I mean, I mean, Casey definitely will. Pain on face is great. Without a doubt. Yeah. Casey and Payton's face is like freaking Braveheart. Mhmm. Take a little break, kids, then we'll get right back to the program. This episode of the shop show is brought to you by Progressive Insurance. They are the best of the best. Auto insurance can be overwhelming. That's why Progressive Insurance has the name your price tool from Progressive. The name your price tool puts you in charge of your auto insurance by working just the way it sounds. You tell Progressive how much you want to pay for a car insurance, then they will show you a variety of coverages that fit within your budget and giving you options. It's just one It's just one of the many ways you can save with Progressive Insurance. 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You know how you save the card? You know how you save the card, Jin? Uh-huh. You know how you f**king save it? What? You know? How? You do Ian Garry's go man event. That's what we're gonna talk about right now. So Ian Garry did say that he agreed to fight Michael Venn and Paige. Right? But Michael Venom Page says that he agreed and that he doesn't believe that Ian Gary actually is serious, but Oh, Ian's serious. But that that would be the if that that could easily replace the co main events. Oh, Ian's dead serious. Okay. Yeah. He he don't fight anybody. He's looking for a dance partner. Because you're saying, like, before, like, Venom Page is not gonna beat Holland, and then, of course, he beat Holland. And then he said, MVP is, like, 200, like, low ranking, so he just wanna fight it. But now he's saying he wants to fight him, so MVP doesn't believe what Ian Gary is saying. No. I think, you know, Ian Gary, yeah, he did an interview, maybe with BT Sports. I forget with who. Where he says he would He went through the list of fighters that he's accepted, and they they won't take the fight. It's wild. Like, he's welcome. Khamzat I mean, not Khamzat. Well, Colby for sure. Colby definitely won't take it. There there he went through, like, the whole list, and that that they're not taking the fight. So I think you can get a MVP, but MVP, Ian Gay versus anybody as a co main event on the Connor card is massive. That's exactly what they should do. And just those two fights, I'd pay 80. I don't give a f**k about the rest of it. Joe Pfeiffer, yes. I'll take. Kev Swanson, I'll take. Michelle Washington, I love, but, you know, shouldn't be on the main card probably. Well, there you go. And then also But if you think about it, Ian Gary with that Irish connection, you got 2 Irish guys, main event, co main event. Oh, Ireland show up big time. Yeah. We go on Sizzler with Guinness. One of your peeps from Denver. Right? Macy Barber. She's gonna be fighting Rose on a UFC fight night. And that's targeted in Denver. July 13th. Hell, yeah. Great fight. Alright. And then, dude, it's been a little bit, but, Korean Superboy, Duo Choi is gonna fight Bill Algeo. Oh, that's a good fight. Yeah. So, you know, Superboy was out for, like, I don't know how many years. For a few years, they came back and he had to draw against this guy named Kyle Nelson. Well, he left because he got he got his a*s whooped. Right? He got beat up. He got beat up. Dude, 3 to 4. Dude, his fight with Kosta was what to me, my favorite fight so far. Fight of the year? To me, my favorite. Ever? Yeah. Ever. Interesting bias. That's fine. He lost. Yeah. Yeah. But it was it was my Cub Swanson, like Yeah. No doubt. Put on some work. And then after that, he had, like, 2 Jeremy Stevens did work against him. Charles Jordan did work against him. They had that that draw. They took off for a long time, and then, yeah, had a draw. And then also, Bill Algeo, his last fight was also the same guy, Kyle Nelson, and he got by him. Superboy's back. Yeah. Alright. This is remember we talked about this last week, I believe, Anthony Smith and, Alex Perea? Like, Alex wanted to challenge him, like, I'll give you you can put 2 hit 2 hooks into me. Yeah. It's a weird ride going on. It's such a weird thing going on right now. 50 k. Right? And then we were, like, wondering if it was 50 k, if he could do it, and then there's nothing else. But then, no. He goes 50 k if you can do it. If he can't, I'll I'll pay him 50 k. Right? So this is Alex post to this? So until this guy that the bet is real. I'm not talking about fighting at an event because I don't need to promote myself. I'm talking about booking it in a gym, and the bet would be there. Because if you wait to fight me at an event, it would be probably difficult to happen. I was out of action for a month because I broke both of my toes, so I only need a month for me recover some of my cardio. Said he would use this money to buy this stupidest thing. I would do it differently. I would buy food for people in need to lessen their pain. g*****n it, Alex. He just does everything right. That's what wait. So if if Pineda lost, he would pay 50. If Anthony won Wait. What did Anthony say he do with the money? I don't I don't think I don't know. You say what he do? I didn't I didn't see anything Anthony wrote about what he do with money. Say buy truck parts on us. Did he? Cool. No. I'm I'm just saying. That'd be cool. Yeah. The UFC ain't gonna let this happen. If they are like, hey, b***h, it has to be on our Fight Pa*s. Like, you gotta stream it on fight pa*s. You can't just go to a gym and solve these issues. 50 grand. But Priya is Paredes is doubling down on it. So, like, you know because Anthony said he would take the bet. So the loser has to pay 50 regardless, but Anthony's oh, sorry. It's it's such a weird rivalry that's going on right now, and they're not, like, scheduled to fight at all. I mean okay. So you know jiu jitsu pretty well. If you actually had a bet like that against someone that's really tough, but you have your hooks in and you have they have 5 minutes to get out. Would you take that bet? Like, someone good. So let's go over it. So the bet is Anthony Smith gets 2 underhooks? Yes. He gets the hooks, and then Pereira has 5 minutes to get out without being choked or without being submitted. But if he so if he just gets out from the unhooks, he gets $50? 5 minutes. That's the threshold. So after 5 minutes, if he can, you know, not get choked out, not get submitted, right? Then Anthony owes him 50 ks. But if he if he can last, then oh, sorry. If Anthony, you know, loses, then But but I'm not trying to Yeah. You're You know what I'm saying? I'm all over the place. Yeah. You're yeah. You're so confusing. But if so if Anthony has 2 underhooks, Yeah. And let's say he just trips and takes him down lands in mount, but he just stays in mount for 5 minutes and doesn't submit him. It has to be a submission. He has to finish it. It has to be a submission. Yeah. I I So, basically, the loser has to pay 50 k. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, Anthony's probably pretty you know, he's been fighting for so long. He's probably pretty versed in grappling. He's not known as a grapple even though he won his last fight by submission. Alex, definitely not a grappler, but he does train nonstop with the global techs era, you know? Depends on the level Anthony's at. If he black belt should take that. Anthony said he he would 100% get a choke. So that's why, Potato is doubling down on, like, let's do it then. I'd like to see it. That'd be great. Yeah. I'd like to see it. UFC ain't gonna let that happen just at a random gym in Brazil, though. They're gonna stream that s**t on fight pa*s. Boom. 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Thick for this. Yeah. Yeah. The whole thing is weird. The whole thing is weird. The amount of questions I I I don't get any I'm sure when Connor's fight gets closer, I'll get questions. Mhmm. But just from people like the dads around the baseball field or just parents in general, the the amount of questions I get about Jake Paul, Mike Tyson, this thing's gonna be so massive. Netflix, man. That's the biggest thing. Mike Tyson too and Jake Of course. Yeah. But I mean, the fact that It's like you're the older man who has so many fans. Right? And he's he's people think he's the greatest of all time, which I disagree with, but people, you know, they have this insane, insane pedestal. They put Mike Tyson on and then Jake Paul, younger kid, YouTuber. So it's like the young audience versus the old, and there's this how do you think this can go down? Like, I I don't know, man. I don't it's so strange. Yeah. And then what makes it strange is the press conference, he goes, I want to kiss his fat, juicy lips, and he goes, yeah. And when I saw him at 16 doing TikTok dances in an erection, you're like, check, please. Right? Get me out of here. That was very bizarre. Yeah. I'd rather Mike Tyson go back to the old days of, you know, he wants to eat him, eat his children. Like, that like, that that would be more of the narrative I'd go for, Mike. Like, in erections off his TikTok, but right? The erection thing is not like I wanna mess you up, it's kind of like yeah. I don't know. That was weird. Frowned upon, I would say. Yeah. Especially when he was 16. All of it's just bad, but, this is good. So Michel Pejeda, who does all the acrobatic stuff, you know, you know him very well from the UFC. He's been rescuing dogs in Brazil. There's been, like, really catastrophic floods that have been happening in Brazil. Yeah. So he's been him and his, like, a a bunch of people are rescuing people and dogs, but especially dogs. And I saw this clip, and then this one is just pretty powerful, especially with the music, but I'll turn the music down because How's he getting him over there? How scared does that dog do? He went on a boat? The dogs are always tough to get, man. Because you never know what they're gonna do. They're gonna bite you. And also scared. Right? Look how scared this dog looks. He's cool, though. Yeah. He's so hungry. Well, you get it. Right? From Pierre, I'm shaking my face that close, but whatever. Yeah. I get it. Good for him because the Lord worked for him. Anyway, good for him. And this is the last one. So I saw this. This is from BYB extreme, which is like backyard brawls extreme. So this guy just won against this guy. This guy won, and this guy had his kid inside the the ring. And I'll just play it for you real quick. And look at the Elsmas. You go over to talk to his 2 kids. Karen and Paxton. Oh, my dad's sad. Oh, he looks just like his dad. That's just incredible. That's LT. That's this sport. That's Marshall. So just let him know that your dad's a badass and yeah. That's tough. Of course. That's tough. Well, that's it's a nice moment, though, but that's it. Is that it, dude? That's it. Alright, kids. Slow week for the fight game this week. Not a whole lot going on. We just gotta get to June 1st, and we're almost there, baby. They're edging us. We're almost there. But thank you guys for watching, liking, subscribing, do your thing. We upload the full episodes, video episodes to Twitter now, so you can see it on Twitter, anywhere you listen to your podcast, and then, of course, the old YouTube AKA North Korea. Love you guys. Till next time. We're out. Hi. It's Kellyanne Conway. And I'm David Plouffe, and we have some surprising news. We're teaming up for a brand new podcast, The Campaign Managers. I know what you're thinking. 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