233. The Murder of Michelle Schofield Part 5

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OK, lots of songs about alcohol, you know, especially especially country songs, right? Drinking and womanizing and gunplay and that kind of stuff. But. And then I have a bad dad story to tell you myself because I got a call from the school nurse last night. Oh, urgent call from the school nurse. Yeah, like 8:45 at night. Well, so we got that regarding Sonny. They go to boarding school. All of a sudden there goes my theory because I'm like, Oh, maybe an Italian like a practice does. Now, now, now it's a sunny call, so I'll I'll tell you about that in a second. Are we talking about like Papa was a Rolling Stone kind of blackout come down? Yeah. Yeah, that that might be that might be. I don't know it. Just it just kind of popped in my head. So this is statutory rape and worse dad song. Go ahead. And it begets the other. It it. It, it it. I've been thinking a lot about this new dog movie. Oh, it's a dog just called dog that to keep running, he's got that. He's got the military German Shepherd and Channing Tatum. And then I keep thinking about that 70's, 1974 to 1975, when I would stay home and watch Saturday morning cartoons. And one of the live action things was Run Joe Run the military dog, which is an escape, a military panel or something. First off, it did the exact same premise the dog as The A-Team, but with a dog and an eight years earlier, which is the dog was a military dog who wrongfully accused of a crime he didn't commit, which is attacking his trainer. Then Joe ran. Now the military police are on his heels. It was the same thing that happened to The A-Team. They were wrongfully accused of a crime. They don't have the MPs are on their tail and the trainer, who's the only one who could prove his innocence. Hmm. Haggis ought to be good enough. Has to really do stuff here for the dog. Right? They could do a deposition with a dog, but it also what I saw it. I was like, Oh yeah, I wanted a German shepherd so badly. I didn't know why I went to dogs, but I didn't. I wasn't. I didn't have a friend in the family. It's like, Oh, this dog, I could love this dog. That dog would love me. And it was this beautiful German shepherd. Late, much later in life, I did get my first German Shepherd. The dog didn't see its eight month birthday. Oh my god. Yeah, that's that was named him after my grandpa. It was, if any kids are listening, it's why you should never dream at a certain point. I found myself like sitting in my beautiful home in the Hollywood Hills alone, and I thought, What about that dog you always wanted? You know, what about that German Shepherd you'd always wanted? And yet here you are. You have money home. You can have a German. And I'm like, Yes, why not? Why not? The military moments when you're adult, you're like, Wait, that thing I always wanted or loved as a kid, it's totally doable. Got a German Shepherd puppy named him after my grandfather dog died and four months? What the hell? I went to get spayed and never, never came home. Yeah, thanks God. So anyway, I digress. So I so I've been thinking about every time I see a commercial for the movie dog, which they're running the hell out of. I then think of Run Joe, run the other military German Shepherd that's being transporter that was on the lam. And then I keep thinking about this song Run Joey Run, which was by David. Get GEDs, I guess, or get us. And we played it. Here has been a long time, Dawson says. He's never heard it. I'd never heard it. And I went back and I listened to the first verse or so and said, Oh, I got to save this. I've never heard it. I've never heard this. That's wow. I didn't get to the chorus, though from 1974. Now. David Gad's was a singer, didn't have any success. Went back to law school at some point. Paul Vance, who wrote Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket. That song and itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini, he wrote those now. But before that, I think he wrote or. I noticed before that about the same time, anyway, he wrote Run, Joey, run. And he got hold that David, who was in law school selling some paper. Yeah, you got to come back and get back into the booth and lay this down. And he laid down his part. Then he used his daughter. Fifteen at the time. OK. To lay down the other part. OK, so keep keep in mind, the woman singing here is 15. Oh. Number four on the charts. 1974. Please don't. Two wasn't his fault. He. Please don't. Just to wait and see. Every night, the same old dream, I hate to close my eyes real Neil Diamond by the grace is the memory that old David Cassidy and his girl. She called me up late that night, and she said, Joe, don't come over. But and. Just had a fight and he stormed out the door. I've never seen him. This way, oh my God. Crazy, he says. Everyone going, Hey, Chris, you. You can do the horns on the sand. You can do this part. Well, that's right. Oh, you go the crowded coffins, you kill it. I'll sing the lines. Just to wait and see a positive first and first off, the guy is having sex with the underage daughter. Yeah, he has a legitimate beef. We're going to get married in 11 years, but right now I'm a sophomore in high school. She's a chemistry exam. The chick is singing. It's 15, right? I don't know. They don't give out the age in the song, but dad's pissed as well. He should be. Yeah, but I would say takes it a little too far. Oh, with a gun? Yeah, yeah. All right. Sorry, won't continue. Got in my car and I drove like mad to reach Julie's place. Padma Shri RAM. With tear filled eyes and bruises on her face. All right, all right. You opened a can of wolf pass on his daughter first. That's some real victim blaming. Beat the crap ! I don't know where mom is in this equation. Think she'd be the voice of reason? But first he beat his daughter up. Then he got his gun and he left the house. Yeah. Like then what his songs were, by the way, these were commonplace themes like, yeah, well, she's having sex with a dude in a van. And so he beat her, and then he got his first off. Everyone had a gun, right? We're talking about like we talked about, like gun control now. I don't know any. I don't know many people going to go, Brian, go get your gun against your movie with the glove box. Yeah, I'll be right back. We're starting a posse like this. Guys go. Hold on. Like, they'd be on the front porch going, Oh, give me a minute. Let's go grab my gun. Everyone just went and got like the house came with a gun and the house gun. And then you just get your house gun. Well, he's he's got his gun. Maybe I'm looking at this through the wrong eyes because it's 2022. But if he's mad at the dude who wants to shoot the dude for having sex with his daughter, why exactly did he be his daughter? Well, this is what you call a teachable moment. OK, I ball up my fist and I teach you, you're correcting my behavior. That's the moment. OK, yes. All right. So he I don't know why Joey speeds over to her house one day. I'll be gone for that. It's bad in Canadian border if I were him, but he he's going over to our house. A House vote like clay plays too, right? Sorry. Well, it was. I saw him there came up behind me, and then you realize he's got a gun that she's. In front of me now live. I killed his daughter, a partially falling stone around her, held a close. My hands were red and his last words, Julie said. Chris, you could do this by. Daddy, please don't. It wasn't his fault. He means so much to me. Daddy, please don't. They're gonna get. But what happened to the Angels sing, I just say. Well, actually, it might have gone down for what she did. Now he's going to get it in. We. Cartoons, man. Please tell me this was a movie of the week like Harper Valley PTA and should have been because cinematic, they did the Harper Valley PTA and they did. Bobby McAllister jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge or whatever the f**k that one was like, they used to go, Hey, this thing? Yeah, but it was like a movie I've known. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. I need to know what happens part, Joe. Joe, Billy Joe jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge or something, but anyway, first off, Chris, you know you think I'm kidding? I'm not. I don't think you're kidding. You can do it. I think you could do so. Daddy, please don't work. Please don't. It wasn't his fault. It wasn't his fault. He means so much to me. Wait a minute. Maybe I should do this part. Daddy, please don't. Chris, there's a wedding coming up. We're gonna get married. You just. Are you playing at the wedding at all? Because if you are, you got seven weeks to get your s**t together with this song now. Yeah, my vows are going to be awesome. Oh my god, epic. So this is strong in the statutory rape. But, but but even higher in the Baghdad department, beat the s**t out of her, then killed her, shot her by mistake. Yeah, she took a bullet for Joey. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. So then, oh, there's more. Yeah, because I was like, Well, what happened to this guy? David Geddes? You know where? Wow. Yeah. Come back. This is foray back into the biz. Oh, he may have written. He may have. He may have. He had another chart topper? Oh, a year later, I think. And seven now, a couple of years later and this one, this one could be good and maybe better. Oh, could be better. Can't wait. The blind man in the bleachers, he tells the story a euphemism. Nobody tells a story like David gets. He's just the blind man in the bleachers. Oh, by the way. And it sits beneath the speaker's. Way back in the stands. He listens to the play by play, just waiting for one name of talk, saying he wants to hear his son get in the game. Oh, it's like my dad, except for his seeing man on the sofa. But the boys, just not a you. He's strictly second team, though he runs each night for a touchdown. Is with his daddy. Sweetest dream. Hold on a second be a real contrast in dad's. Oh yeah, in terms of skies here. Yeah, there's a far cry from the last ad we sang about. Yeah, it does involve there's no more space between dads and songs. It's guys blind and quiet about it and his f**king kids riding the pine. And he's still going to every game and he doesn't deliver a beating or we have gotten there yet. Wow. It'll take a turn. OK. Duh. Someday, though, you might never tell, but the blind man in the bleachers knows he will. It's the last day. She's not afraid. And no one knows the reason why the blind. Oh, now. Sometimes jobs. VanSanten. We'll have an aspirin that poisoned the. Cowboys are trying, but they're slowly. There will Hardison going another players down and out. You know, this, you know, this is going to. Isn't it ironic it goes off low? And no one sees him talking on the phone. This guy. When he gets back to the team. Is. When I have a. Half is all hearsay. There's now. How do they change and your. And through the side. Loudspeakers call this day. How the team came. When they saw him playing. And where's dad who got drunk and just stayed home, took a nap, gave him the alarm, the coach asked him to tell. What was it he was thinking? Aid and planes who have. You knew my dad was blind. I said tonight he passed away. It's the first time that my father seen me play my last game overseas on. Oh, I know. Make a g*****n movie about this. The Angels give them a site. And it's an odd place to put a cold vial of food, but they did f**king guy first time he's seen me play that song. I got no one from football since that song wouldn't make sense today because every team has like three or four running backs. They have their hands, your arms out of carmakers. Sony Michel Internal Handers is like, like a string you sure have got like 10 carries a game. Be platooning. This is back in the day, the workhorse running back Jim Brown and all those guys who carried the ball back in the day when I played in high school. Even after this song, there were 11 guys on offense who started and nine of them started on defense as well. There were really only 13 guys who played out of 40 an athlete. You played both way, just played. I played both ways, all game, every game, and it was like the quarterback, the punter, the kicker couple, special teams, a couple wideouts or something. But generally, anyway, let's not get into that. But our jeweler's loop on Brian, it's a moving song, blinding in the bleachers, a good euphemism for a clitoris. Hmm. My very strong. I hated that song. It did remind me of one that I think might be a contender if you'll allow it. We've heard it before a long time ago. It's not sung by a man, but you'll know why. I think it's a contender. Of course, Dolly Parton's Me and Little Andy talk about Parents of the Year. Don't know that? Why don't we? Why don't we? Well, I'll give you a second to find it, because run Joey Run was covered in glee. It was. I've seen a lot of that show. That's what what would the circumstances? I don't know. He was making a class video for a song. Oh, funny. Oh, so cinematic. That's that's what Chris says. I saw him sneak in behind Miller, the Julie M.. He's got her gun. She said, Shotgun. Me disorderly. Julie in. When I looked down my hands. And some of the last words to said. Chris, for still, it wasn't his fault. He means so much to me, the desire to please God, we're going to get. Dramatic and powerful. All right. It's five free, you know, yeah, a lot of clearer Bolivia. Got it. Here's a stuff. Yeah, the who's off the table? Well, we should definitely listen to at least a little bit of me and little Andy. Sure. If we have that ready, OK, now this isn't a good parenting department. The Bad Parenting Department. One cold and stormy night I heard a dog by. Then I thought I heard somebody at my door knocking. I wondered who could be outside in such an awful storm? And then I saw a little girl with a puppy in her school suite before I could say a word. She said, My name is sandy. And this year? My puppy dog, its name is little Andy. Is that her standing in the bitter cold and just the. As good to come in this issue, which. This is acting, giving us a tip that no time to grab a chick got no candy and she got in next to bat for me. I mean. And we was this morning didn't know what else to do. This upset here, this is upsetting, it gets way worse. Really? Oh yeah. Giddy up, Charlie horse drawn to demand 20 years. This from. Oh God, I don't know. Let us know. You'll hear what happened to dad. Oh, you'll hear the end of glory. The greatest fighting. That is to begin. You know what, we. Some 77. So that is drunken town mommy ran away moms out with a gene that's the girl now she was just. They're not ruling six. That is the start of the eight. To her dog to. With hypothermia. Oh, they're frozen, shouldn't let him in the house, she said, but it was too late for him. Yes, they did. So should I change, please? I want to kill myself. Chris, don't do this while can bomb out everyone at the wedding, it'll stop earning it if this is the first dance along with Janet, her dad. You guys got a wrong guy. I think it's a contender. Oh, dad, it's what you get for the blind dad dying before he sees a son. Well, he did see him well from from heaven, right? Wow. And that's why. You have to let thoughts bleed into other thoughts so you can get into your third and fourth thought, because that's where the action is. First and second thoughts. Worthless. Everyone thinks first and second not to go third and fourth. You have to try to get to the bleachers. Go to the dark side. What is your blind dog in the the room where there was elation? Oh, for God's sake, what the fireplace. Nothing was going to save the fighter in? Or were they just talking out in the freezing court? I'd like to think she died in the guest room. Oh, OK, yeah. All right. Let's recover from that. Now I cannot. I cannot. All right. Let's see. I wrote down a few other things we we got here. Bobby Hollander desk in, but we're still scrubbing through it. Is that what you call this? It is a wealth of content. Yeah, we have Ryan going through it, but Adam and I watched a little bit of it together the other day. Got uncomfortable after a while, but why are the lights out right? The doors look to be on a second, guys. It it. There's a lot. There's there's a lot of Bobby Hollander, but there's a lot of really bad acting going on by the actresses as well, which is equally as entertaining. So we'll look for that. All right. Something that was making the rounds recently was Russell Brand, and he was talking about being called right wing. And it was all that sort of Joe Rogan list of stuff and somebody being labeled an anti-vaxxer. Rogen Ah, ah, Russell Russell Brand. I don't know. OK, I don't. Oh, I'm sure he is or racist or something. I know there is a list which I'm on, which is that Joe Rogan's right wing guess and it's got C. It's got a bunch of people. It's got Russell Brand with three appearances and then I'm directly under him with three appearances. But it's got it's got your Jordan Peterson's, but it also has your Brett Weinsteins and your Eric Weinsteins and super liberal, progressive people that have just gotten ushered into the right wing camp because they have thoughts about speech on college campuses or therapeutics or lockdowns or something. I would argue this is a bad way to conduct your society where you go. You? Russell Brand. I mean, you can listen to Russell, but Russell Brand, I'm the most progressive, freest thing. You'll find the food on the planet, but he's he's he's lumped in with Ben Shapiro because he, I don't know, want schools to stay open or something, which is interesting because I heard it was from a while ago when Ben Shapiro was a guest on Russell Brand's podcast. They did not have a lot in common. So it's interesting that they're still made the list. Okay, all right. Well, listen, a few minutes of him. You know, when I spoke to Matt Taibbi on my podcast Under the Skin, he said, We have to read everything. We have to read as much as we can. We can no longer trust any news source, any. I guess that has to even mean me, right? We have to look at variety and decide for ourselves what we think and feel because we've all had unique experiences and we can't afford lazy labels like being right wing or left wing. That just used to be a thing. Now it's like a sort of an attempt to smear slander and take someone down. I know what this is. I've been in the media a long time. This is the term, so you can't trust Russell Brand. Russell Brand is unreliable. Russell Brand is a right wing figure, and to manage those figures, I mean, this is pretty much the same as when they produced that list of doctors off of whom were vets. Now they're producing a list of right wing guest. And one of them is me. Well, let me tell you some things I believe in. I believe the big tech companies should be really strongly regulated and broken down. I believe that massive companies should pay their taxes in the countries that they make money from. I believe that public health workers, firefighters, police officers, people that do jobs that put their own lives on the line should be properly paid, properly supported, properly trained. I believe that the most vulnerable people in society, the mentally ill drug addicts, the vulnerable should be looked after and taken care of. I believe that small businesses should be given every opportunity to thrive. I believe the community should be run by the people that live in them. And however you identify sexually, racially, religiously, that's your business. You're right, you should be whoever you want to be. The all of us should allow one another to be who we are and get on with it, and that we should have a media that tries its best to give us plain facts and allows us to sort it out among ourselves for a plain honest, open discourse, nor elevates and amplifies particular narrative to turn us against one another so that they continue to profit from their relationships with Big Pharma and big business. While we're squabbling among one another is caring about individuals, communities, hard working, ordinary people all over the world and their right to live the lives they were born to live, caring about the vulnerable, exploring their own operation. It is in terms of their identity, their creativity, their family, having traditional values, if that's what suits them, progressive values, if that's what suits them, if that is right wing, then I'm right wing. If believing in the possibility of a better world where people come together to challenge the old institutions, to challenge the old paradigms, to believe that human beings can be beautiful, but the world can be beautiful, but we can do something magnificent and beautiful. Together is right wing. Then I'm right wing. They can use whatever words they want to criticize us because I know in my heart I believe in me and I believe in you. I know I'm a person that's made mistakes. I will continue to make mistakes, but what I'm trying to do is be a good person. Same as you. Flawed, fallible, beautiful, difficult, complex. But trying my best to create something beautiful here with you. Now, hitman Rose McGowan should be forced to mate. Oh, God, the most opinionated kid on the planet and come out of the womb talking with passion? Yeah, probably try to organize and unionize the hospital before they made it out. That's right. Yeah. All right. So here's the thing. If you're going to make a list of Joe Rogan guests that are right wing and Joe Rogan guests that are left wing, if you pad the right wing side, then people don't really pay attention to the list. That's my argument. Well, the list is completely irrelevant when you have. It's like saying Obama is right, like he's not known for that off the list. This whoever the f**k Joe Rogan wants on a show. I'm saying it's the list. But once they get the list of you're just trying to list right wing people like Russell Brand, not known for his right wing views. I think hyperbole and this is a kind of version of that has screwed up people. I think I think they don't realize that if you played it a little more down the middle, we tend to believe the less you cut yourself off of the news, yeah, you still get a good ratio. You get 36 to 87, but you're shooting for thirty six to one thirty eight. Not numbers of people, but numbers of appearances of people on the show. And now I've seen a bunch of progressive people on the list and I'm not now I'm wondering who made the list, right? This is this is something that's been going on. I can. I can tell you a story. So I was going to tell a story about the world's worst dad. Oh yeah, which is me. That's right. Well, second, the guy shot Joey Ryan's daughter. I mean, well, Joey. He tried to shoot Joey, but his shot is shot his daughter instead. All right. 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SimpliSafe rt.com Slash Adam. All right, let's take a quick break. A story about the world's worst dad right after this. It's time to check Adam's voicemail. Hey, man. Listening to your broadcast about the fight between that and Marshall f**king genius brother, get it all. You can leave us a message at eight eight eight six three four one seven four four. Oh, right. I think we're going to need to do now moving forward with our society with all the right wing and left left wing. I think we just need to put together a simple eight subject questionnaire. You know, do you are you for gay marriage? Yes. All right. I'll give give me a check in the in the left department. Do you want lower taxes? Yes. All right. Give me a check in the right department and then a guy like Russell Brand will get a score and then he'll be certified as left in the Kinsey scale. Like you are never one to sit right, right, right. Right now we have this thing where you're for gay marriage, you're for decriminalization of drugs, you're for prison reform, except for you're not for vax mandates, right? So you're right wing, like, that's a three to one ratio. They're like, there's a new order where you disagree with one thing and you get put in the house that math ever going to work? Yeah. And they have those like online. You'll see those tests, you know, you felt like 50, 100 questions, whatever. And there's a there's a diagram will show you where you land on it. I thought I was going to be off the charts liberal. I was just to the left of moderate. So sometimes, you know, even if, according to this chart, so you never know. All right. So we got some calls up there, people in Spokane on some balls. I want to. So I get the call and the text. Maybe I just got attacks like 8:45 last night and was a school nurse, and I want to talk about sunny work in the third shift. You know, so I called. Sunny was out on a walk, and so I called them because I'm like, Hey, if you're transitioning, I need to know now. Yeah, like I need, I need to. Well, I don't want to just call cold here. I need to be trying to sell some stuff, you know? And he I go school nurses calling, What's this about? Like, I don't know. I'm curious, but I have no idea. I'm like, Nothing, nothing. You said nothing. It did. Now I said, All right, fine. I'll call. Evan encouraged you to pull your mask down periodically throughout the day. Yeah, our all that, for example. So I called called the nurse and Sunny had been exposed to COVID. Yeah, that was the reason for the call. And then here's where the bad dad stuff kicks in. She's like, Have you been vaccinated? I'm like, Oh, probably it's like she's got his double vaccine. Like, maybe anything's possible. Does he? Do you have his vax card? I'm like, I don't have it on me, but it might be somewhere. And she's like, Well, do you think you could find it? And I'm like, Yeah, maybe I can look at that drawer where we keep the battery. And then she goes, Well, you think you could find the vax card because that's going to factor in that, you know, whether he comes back or not. What a contrast this movie to every other parents you can't buy now. Then she goes, Has he had COVID? And I'm like, Oh no, oh my god, maybe I don't know. He's fives mark at 14 or over. I don't know. It doesn't affect kids, so I don't know. Maybe, he added. Maybe then something like, I don't know, just like, All right, you're horrible, dad. And then she Gardner, Can you put the dad on the phone? Yeah. And she goes, All right. Well, he'd have to undergo something called modified quarantine now. And I'm like, OK. And then she goes, he can participate in school and school activities, but but but it's under. But then he has to quarantine and I go, He's he has to quarantine. Yeah. So is he. So he's doing school school for his computer or something? No, no. He can participate in school, but then he has to quarantine and I go, All right, hold on. Is he is he going to school? Yeah. Yeah, he's going along with the where's the quarantine? He goes to school. Here's the science, everybody. He goes to school and he can participate in any school related, you know, sports or glee or any other activities. And then when he goes home, he has to quarantine from you guys. So that's on you guys to figure out not the school, by the way. I'm talking to her. It's like when you're listening to a homeless person, tell you about their past, like, I'm out. I'm like, I was serious. I figured out he was supposed to quarantine in his room. I was like, after school. Yeah, OK. All right. In your mind, you're like, Run, Joe, run. So I was like, OK, so hold on. He he closed the school. Yes, he participates in everything. Yes. And then he goes home. And then he quarantined at home. He stays in his room at home. Yes. OK. All right. Is that right? Right? More science. More science. And then I go there. But what if he's vaccinated? How does that work? Well, if he's vaccinated, he can do that. Do the modified quarantine thing. I think if he's not vaccinated, then he has to stay home full quarantine. And then I said, but if you're vaccinated, you can still get it and spread it. So how does the quarantine work? And she said, Well, if you're vaccinated, you have a less chance of spreading it. And then I told Dr. Drew about that nine hours later, and he started laughing. He said, No, that's not how it works. They're just going off of nothing else. And she's like, I got to check online to blah blah blah. There is zero science. He could also go during lunch than if he was under modified quarantine. He could sit six feet away because he would be D-Ma*s. because he'd be eating a sandwich. Although we just had a f**king Super Bowl with 75000 people say, No, you eat the popcorn all night, you know? But he's wearing a mask and the entire stadium and the entire rest of the country is open. Except for this one little L.A. County thing. And now we're just going through this weird dance of the tardes. Or like, he can sit here and then he can pull his mask down and he can quarantine in his room, but he can come at home. And I was like, I wonder, what is it? First off, too many jobs. There's too many f**king jobs. When I was growing up, there was schoolteachers, a principal and the janitor. Oh, those were the only gigs. So you're saying this is the way on the nurse? There's way too many other gigs going on when you are saying we should get rid of. Oh, well, she never put her down. By the way, I lay down and put a rag on your head isn't exactly, you know, take strong medical supplies. First aid like I got a cut of my arm on a nail or something on the other playground. How much a medical, whatever service did the nurse administer? They take your temperature. If it's below like 100, you lay on the court for another five minutes to go back to fire. And when the s**t really goes down like the kid got his head caught in a lathe and woodshop, you call the paramedics, right? That's the school nurse doesn't suture you up. But there were like there were like seven jobs outside of being a school teacher. Yeah, there's such a bloated bureaucracy now that you're getting taxed at 8:30 at night and everyone's checking traders at a school in their order. This is the problem with the budgets of schools, which is the union keeps growing, but they're not growing the number of teachers, they're growing the admin, and that just keeps more and more and more. They just keep adding new, new jobs. And of course, they got to do stuff, and that's where this comes in. The woman was perfectly nice. She found the flowchart to right turns out in zero science or science like superstitious gypsy native people would do if they went like, throw the virgin in the volcano like either God doesn't have a mask eating a sandwich containing in his room. And it turned out that. The case was from five days ago, so somehow it would have been showing the next day would have been something, and I had zero thoughts about it because it doesn't affect kids. This is not an apples to apples comparison. I would like to make that clear. But when you just explained the union and how the money end up going to administration and not to the kids, that's exactly the same kind of conversation we've had about like Banana Republic. And like when we like, send aid, but it doesn't go to the people or government. Yeah, intercept. I don't much care for it. Check the right wing box on that one, Jim. Now you, your mom went over to the dark side just doing the math. All right. We got calls up here and how they're being a little obscured by the screen, Chris. But I can just start at the top looking for ballplayers, one for early show, one for Late Show on Spokane. Well, let God sort them out. Yeah, Adam. Line one. Yes, sir, how are you doing? Commercial irrigation foreman, I hear yells at Mexicans. That's all I hear when I hear that title. May couch. Oh, sorry, I was just making a joke. I still yell the Mexicans pastry chef. Oh my god. Yeah. Thanks, man. Yeah, man. A lot of range sings National Anthem at Pro Sports Events. Yeah. The first national anthem. Yeah, gross. I'd like to hear that before I'm prepared. Adam, yeah, I do all those things. Do you? You know, the lyrics, the song Run, Joey Run. Not off the top of my head, the other national anthem, I think Gina could play the part of the young girl in that pretty easily give me 10 minutes Typekit in. So you want to give us a little of the national anthem? Oh, and when you say when you say pro sports events, we talk and we welcome Lucha Libre, Harlem Globetrotters and Globetrotters. Oh okay. All right. All right. Now we're talking about the star spangled uniforms. Mm hmm. All right. That's what it was. Defense. This is not going to be the proper forum to do the really sound anything close to good. But if you sung when the Harlem Globetrotters, they come and where do they play? And they played at our arena downtown Spokane. Yeah, their big draw. So and then you were tasked with singing the national anthem, which means you're definitely at a certain level, right? Yeah. And I think for Monster Jam, and they were just here. Wow. The Globetrotters win that night. They just squeaked out the win. Yeah. Oh, thank God, it's Murray. It's Monster Jam. The truck thing. Yeah. Oh, really? Well, that's that's right to the top of the IMDb page, man. And that's the monster tribes. So that was a lot. Wow. All right. I like I like where this is heading. Mm-Hm. Coach, pastry chef, pastry chef, renaissance man. Yeah. If you don't want éclairs or scones or chocolate cake, let me know. The answer is yes. Yes, cinnamon. All right. There's other food related ball polar possibilities up here, Adam. So I'm going to put you on hold that day. Okay. All right. Let's talk. We got to find out why these people are from Melissa. Get it on. Get it on. Are they all spoke in? Yes, yes. Posture. Thursday, that's just the Thursday show. You sell prime rib. Yes. Well, Prime Beef. Oh my. How much in general and easy on the eyes, as I can see through the picture Chris put up. And there's two of her. Oh, I hear twins, the twins and I have not read. Oh, I wish I hear a lot of stories like beef has gone up 33 percent. But oh, you would know how much this had gone up in the last year or so. Oh God, significantly? Yeah, I'd say close to that. Melissa, are you? Are you exclusively prime rib? Because that's a real niche. It's like, you know, it's all. Oh, sorry, I missed that part. Only prime time. Only the best aged frame. Oh, well, now I'm confused because it says prime members. Prime beef. Prime beef is right. Oh yes, prime rib is a very high priority, right? Yeah. Prime beef. Okay, I gotcha. Well, what's the what's what's the biggest rise that we're talking filet revise? What's what would the people want? I say, you know. It's between. Actually, we do a box that's revised in filet mignon, and that's probably our most popular seller. That's right. I got to tell you, man, it is so g*****n expensive, but the Wagyu or the American Wagyu, so damn good. It's worth it. Yeah, it is worth it, man. All right. So where do you live? So I'm in Spokane, Washington, but I'm from Portland, Idaho. Oh, wow. Mm hmm. And twin sister lover hater. Oh, love her to death. Oh, fraternal, identical, identical, like almost mirror image. She's a vegan man. No. Look, no. How much beef are you bringing home if you're married to, you know, have a luscious steaks every night? I'm not going to lie. I eat more probably good steak than anyone I know. Oh, that's nice. You know me. Are you married? I am not. Mm hmm. That makes you a catch. Yeah. I mean, good luck. And but the whole beef thing is that's going to do it. You know, she is between the picture and everything we know about her. She's the next Bachelorette. Hmm. Pick of the litter, Melissa. I don't know if I want to ruin my life. And smart. What are you doing on the dating apps? You got a guy you're seeing. I'd rather die. No, I'm dating, huh? Well, he be at the show. Your participation depends on your answer. He will be at the show. Goodbye. Yes. All right. So we need to out of the four people we're going to talk to, right? All right. All right. Hang on. Let's say you've made a nice case for yourself, but this is this is tough. Competition is fierce. Yeah. Joe, Joey, Joey, Ryan. Hey, man, get it on. Driving from Montana. I am. Wow ! Digs ditches for fiber optic cable installation. Well, that's what I'm at right now. Does it really matter what it's for now could be graves every cable tunnelling inmates? Are you digging them by hand or you work in a backhoe? It depends. It's more like a small treasure, kind of like it used to put in sprinkler lines and stuff like that. So it's just a blade that pulls the conduit underneath the ground. Oh, OK. Though, inserts it. What that it does it insert the conduit into the ground. Yeah, yeah, it's got looks like a trolling motor kind of thing, it's kind of like a bullet on the and it goes down under the ground and then the machine vibrates up and down. And as you pull it along, the conduit goes into a stock and pulls it under the ground as you pull it along in that vibration. Well, that's no better than when I come back to fibre optic finish. Yeah. And then you pull the fiber optics. Yeah, I'm doing a blowing, so we hook up air pressure to it and a little sock on the end and the air blows it through while we'll crashes down and gives the whole thing a push. Yeah, it's like when they send the pig through the sewer line to clean it. Is that a thing called? Yeah, the only we're attached to the other end. Yeah, I thought for a second is like a suckling pig. Me too. Yeah. And that's the thing they said today I'm back into. I'm yeah, it's like when they do a god, what on your arteries? Oh, the standard. Yeah, it's like that. You were a welder. I was. But you gave it all up to Barry Conduit. Well, you know, it sounds weird, but I actually got, well, kind of burned out of me. Hmm. All right. All right. Look, I'm giving up. I do have one other thing to offer here. It's been a food related subject, so I do do some pretty good barbecue. If you guys want some pulled pork and ribs, I can bring those out. He's back in the running. Chris says there is some barbecue. Yeah, we had a guy come in. Come in. Oh, he's coming to Spokane. If Joe wants to bring. Yeah, we do. Taste test barbecue. Go ahead. And Melissa, bring your beef. Yeah. And Adam, bring your éclair. Looking after the cake, you seriously. Yeah. Unfortunately, that normally helps your cause a lot. But if we're already pre barbecued backstage? All right, thanks. It also helps that I'm driving 400 miles through a four to eight inches of snow because there's a snowstorm coming in through mountain passes. I'm risking my life to continue here for you while get that one person's case may not be that he won't make it. All right. Hang on, Joe. That that that is pretty compelling. The drive. All right. Let's talk to Melissa, another Melissa with a B.. Melissa B or Melissa Ball your last name ball. So she was born for this. Oh, I thought it was a ballpark. All right, Melissa. I was born for it. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Mother of four. Yeah. I like that. Melissa, a mother of four, as a listener and joins the show. Mm hmm. Absolutely. I live for this show. Mm hmm. That's good. But essentially everyone in the club is a fan. Yeah, but but a mother of four, like, that's not usually the demographic we think of. Yeah, that's true. That's what I like. She works at a psychiatric office. How much business is, how much oxy can you break? The were a little low on the beef. How about if you have a culinary group? What is what do you do in the psychiatric office? I am the office manager. I started off as transcriptions, so I got to hear a lot as a patient profile. And initially that's what my dream job is. By the way, I manage people. Yeah. Being doing the transcripts for so you don't have to help anyone. You just get to hear everything. A lot of it's mundane. You get you get to know everything that was said in the we have medicated patients. So that's the great aspect of it. We don't have the free floaters, so to speak. So it's all controlled. Mm hmm. Although medicated like unintelligible, crazy. Most of them. All right. Interesting. I'm trying to think I. Most of your kids listen. Oh, absolutely not. How old are they? They said, though, how old are the kids? Okay, so I have two 25 year olds and then a 21 year old and then our last of the nine year old. Oh my God. Absolutely. All right. We try to see if we could make it happen with the nine year old and hang on a second. Melissa. All right. For qualified folks. Yeah, three in Joe, really. But he's driving for 400 miles. Yeah. OK, Chris, I'm going to let you think about this. I'll let everyone think about this. Okay? I think we go one male. One female. Yeah, I was going to say the same thing now. I hate to have to be the one to do this. So maybe we'll figure out who's the biggest fan? Oh, a little context. Trivia quiz. You're on the internet. Yeah. Oh, I like it. Let me see. I'll hop up to Adam up here. Adam? Yes, sir. The show is coming up on an anniversary in the next week or so. How many years have I been doing this show? Actually, yeah, a hardcore fan would know. You've got to you've got to give me a second. I've been punched in the head way too many times. Hey, mama, all right. Hold on a sec. No éclairs. Let's to talk to you. Sorry, Joe. Eleven now. Well, we said yesterday that's incorrect. All right, hurtful. Maybe John Adams just went to the internet. Adam. I think it's 12, I remember your first show talking about a pirate ship. All right. The anniversary coming up. All right. Let's see. Melissa. I must say. 17. All right. It's disheartening. The price is right, they're getting close. Other Melissa. Fifteen years. All right. All right. All right. That settles it, if I can do this. Are they're all wrong? It's 13 years, so it's coming up. Ask them to name as many people as they can in this building right now. Oh yeah, that's good. I was going to ask them for my first initial. But you're right. When was the War of 1812? Who Adam is in this building right now? Name the. OK. Mm hmm. You know, Adam Bald. Roxy, is there somewhere ahead? The band are on our way. Are. I haven't heard. It's like the thing is, he put them on the spot, does he think like Simon and Max Power? Two different people make people do like Max A. Yeah, right? Joe, yes, sir. Who's in the building right now? Let's see. We also got Dawson. We got Amy. We got people. All right, Gary, there. Oh, Gary. All right. You're you're the leader in the clubhouse. All right. Let's get back to meet Melissa. Melissa. Please meet Melissa, Melissa. I don't think you have oh, I messed it up, sir, but that's all right. Huh. Oh, sure, that's. Oh, yeah, Melissa. Yes. What's my dog's name? Philly cheesesteak, well, cheesesteak, what's the last dog's name? Oh, son of a. All right. Beloved figure. Tough, tough calls there, Melissa. I got this, Molly. Oh, nice little Molly. Oh, now what? Now you settle this. Are we going to keep going to go with your heart, man? Who do you want on stage with? Who's going to add to the show? Oh no, I can't do that. I have to leave it up to the trivia gods. And Melissa got Molly, Melissa, ball power or ball got Molly. And and then Joe got more of the cast. We should ask what your middle name is? Hmm. Say. Adam Lakers'. All right, will allow it to allow that. Let's see. All right. Now what gender is marked on your license? Mm hmm. Got a show? Joe? It's gender neutral, it's actors, and it was good the competition is heating up. All right. Let's see. Let's go with Sunny's real name. Oh, that's good. Sunny's real name. Yeah, Adam. Oh, sorry, I hit Adam, sorry. s**t. You're right. You say mud s**t. Yeah. All right. Let's see if anyone else. All right. Hold on. Let me jump to Joe again. Joe. Santino. All right. I feel like Joe has gotten the most pulling away. He has the heart for it. So Joe's in. Yeah, I've got 21 years of love for you, Adam. All right, you're in. And and and Adam, I'm sorry, but you're going to land on your feet and my coach pastry chef sings the national anthem. Maybe he can still do the national anthem. Yeah. All right. So now we're down to just the melissa's. Yeah, let's see. Hmm. The. Hmm. All right, I got I got one. OK. Melissa Ball, yes, her name. The either title or theme of one rich bank song. Oh, interesting. Oh man, I don't know. Give me an intro song a theme. Anything I say, I'd hold on. Melissa, same question. One, Richard, OK, I don't know why you can pick a theme as one called banks oh my rich. You know, he doesn't stare in the mirror when he composed. All right. Under under pressure. This might be a little well, this definitely is going to be a hard one, but maybe what was the holiday that the person brought in donuts for and you went apes**t about the doughnuts? OK. Well, that's what was the holiday we're celebrating when I went nuts about the doughnut. The themed doughnuts? Jesus Christ, is it a major holiday? Yes, it's one. Everyone knows one. Everyone that he serves. Now Melissa Cohen. Yes. Why is it that she said Kwanzaa? Yeah, I discourage any celebration for Kwanzaa. That's what I was saying. I'll throw one out there for a while. The Civil and the other Melissa, of course, to name any Carolla drinks product that is not angry. Oh oh. There was a beer, there was OK. There's an area code one. Yes, yes, it's also true. Six, one six. It's close, right? All right back to other Melissa. Come on the list of people away. All right, Brian. Read Walla Walla knocking point winery. I got the wine. Oh, got the wine? All right. You're in. You're in Melissa P. The fierce competition. Fierce government. That was crazy. All right. Right, right. Yeah, I got it just because of Adam. All right, Chris, and we figure it out. Then it's Joe and Melissa. He got them. All right. We'll see you guys in Spokane. All right. See all you guys in Spokane. All right. 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