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Straight Up with Stassie. Hi, everyone. I'm Stassie Schroeder. She's the star of Bravo's Vanderpump Rules. I'm here to talk about pop culture, reality TV, celeb gossip, relationships. Stassie's new podcast is a a hilarious look at the world and everyone in it. I wanna give my opinion on everything. And she's never one to hold back on any topic. Because that's what I do best, judge. This is straight up with Stassi. Welcome to straight up with Stassi. Oh, I forgot to your car is b***hes, because I like watching you cringe when I say it. Oh, my butthole's clenching. I know. And I don't need any help in that department. If you if you have not already listened when is this podcast episode coming out? Mine is this is coming out, I think on Christmas or next week. I'm not sure. You know, we did this all wrong Uh-huh. Because mine's coming out tomorrow. Oh, really? So, we did do it all wrong. No. But that's okay because if you're listening to this on your podcast, I did an assassination of James Kennedy on my podcast this week, so Yeah. It it follows suit. So you can still listen to that and then listen in a couple weeks to part one of what you're listening to right now. It's very, the Clockwork Orange type of thing, Pulp Fiction y. Didn't it go in out of order series of events? I feel like it was like an ACT, like, question that you like or like equation that you had to figure out. It's like I'm getting confused. I'm getting confused. I'm not in MENSA. So like Me either. I feel like you would be. No. I don't think so. Yes. Your brain sorry. Everyone, I'm here with Jackie Schimmel. Hi. From the b***h Bible. Hi. She gives 0 f**ks about offending people. She can't figure out how to be PC. I don't know what you're talking about. She's one of my favorite people in the whole world. Thank you. Same. I need to hang out with you a little bit more frequently so that I can learn to be my old self again. I know. Because you make me better. Thank you. And by better you mean worse. Worse. Yeah. But better. Yeah. Ultimately better, I think. I think in the long run A 100%. I totally agree with you. Happier because I noticed that I'm now a silenced woman. I am scared to make a joke about anything. You know the other day, let's talk about Priyanka and Nick Jonas. Oh, okay. Love it. I I I'm sorry, but I have I It was a lot. So bothered. I like were we having another royal wedding and I just wasn't aware of it? I have never been just I've never seen so much s**t thrown in my face. Mhmm. Every day on Daily Mail there were 3 articles, 3 new articles, so much promotion for their wedding. I mean the veil. Everything. The fact that she made her family do like, I don't know, total award winning. Yes. Performances, I tweeted that. Oh. And everyone's like, it's an Indian tradition. She's like, there you go, Sassy. Still hasn't learned her lesson. You're so my epic. You don't know anything about other cultures. You know what? It's an Indian tradition to make yes. For your families to like dance and sing and whatever. Totally. It's not at that level. No one's renting out stadiums. No. No. And the veil alone. I mean, come on. Sit your a*s down, Priyanka. Pre pre. It was a lot. It was too much, some might say. Do you like them together? Not particularly. I don't I don't see it. I don't see it either. And, you know, I watch because I wanted to see it. Yeah. So I went and saw that Vogue video that they did together that was all over Instagram. I felt hollow. You watched it? I watched part of it. I I have never seen 2 people with less chemistry, like, ever. Agreed. And I was like, this was supposed to just change my mind about them. This confirmed everything I thought. So what do you think the draw is? I really I feel like I mean, he's young and hot. I think he's young and hot and I think he probably is so just like enamored with her because she's an older woman not older, like she's not older. Everyone's gonna be like, now you're age shaming her. She's not. She's stunning and whatever. Particularly, she's 10 years older. Him. And he's You're allowed to f**king say that. Yeah. And so, like, younger guys are like, oh, like an older what? Do you know what I mean? And so I think she likes this attention of that he's giving her that you know what I mean? There's it seems like he doesn't argue with her. She calls the shots. Yeah. Yeah. What she says goes. Everything she does, he loves. Do you know what I mean? And everybody's like that at the f**king beginning. Oh, totally. You know Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas have been engaged longer than Pri and Nick Jonas have known each other. Real? You've really done your f**king homework today. Yeah. Because I've been like, what is going on? Like, why is this wedding everywhere? And why is there love everywhere? And they're like Vogue writing about, like, the greatest love story of our time. Like, he slid into her f**king DMs. Yeah. That's some real Nicholas Sparks s**t. She said that, oh, people said we should meet. And then she said, you have to contact my PR or something like that. Well, that's cute. Romance AF. Yeah. Romance is alive and well at the Jonas household. I don't like it either. I don't like it. I don't like it. Shove down my throat. I don't like it. I don't like it. It's called doth protest too much. The couples that are, like, f**king booming you with the collages every day. Yeah. Every morning next to you is a gift. Like, shut the f**k up. You hate him. You're gonna get a divorce. Shelf life. And if you've had a montage at your f**king wedding, let me tell you something. You know those couples that post the f**king Like, I swear to God, I don't know the statistics on this, but I'm gonna do like a Harvard University study. Mhmm. The f**king couples that get married that have the f**king screen, the projector screen, with their Jason Mraz montage of all their Mraz montage of all their photos together and their real travels, not world travels, like, you know, at the winery and at Disneyland with their ears on. They're getting a divorce. I totally agree with you. I haven't Divorced. One of those or I haven't been to one of those weddings. I have. Oh my God. And then at the rehearsal dinner there's all the framed photos of them everywhere. And I'm like, you know, we get it. You're getting f**king married. That's why I'm here. Do I really need to be reminded? Like, we get it. You guys are together and you're gonna be married and you're gonna live a long time. The the divorce statistics are 60%. I'm sorry. 60%? I don't know. I might have made that up. But it's over 50. I'm getting, like, really hot and bothered. Is that me? Those all teens just gave me, like, a real pick me up. Yeah. I thought it was your lack of food. I thought it was the lack of chicken. No. But I'll I'm I'm on a high right now. In about 20 minutes I'm gonna Yeah. Definitely crash. Yeah. I'm gonna crash. Totally. Okay. Well, have you been to weddings where Okay. No. How do you feel your wedding went? Great. You really Everyone thinks their wedding went great. No. No. No. No. I don't think so. I had the best time at my wedding. Everyone was so f**ked up, like beyond f**ked up. Up. And how many people? A 150. Oh, that's a good number. Yeah. That's a really good number. I was pretty savage with the list. It's not yeah. And then when you couldn't come, that that brought it down. It really is annoying as f**k and I blame Bravo for that. Me too. 1st week of shooting. I know. It was bad timing. We talked about this in my In part 1 of our Christmas special. But it's really hard. Who are we? We've just become lazy podcasters because it's hard. It is. It's like after 4 you've done it I've done it. I'm on my 4th year now. Me too. Okay. After 4 years of talking and, like, living life and doing different like, experiencing different parts of life, like, and talking about everything, you get to the point where you're like, I don't have anything to say anymore. Sometimes s**t's stale. Sometimes you're yes. There's nothing to report back. And, like, if we were shady motherf**kers, we could just start making s**t up like a lot of other people do in podcasts. Oh, you like that? Oh. You like it a little shtick, shtick, shtick? Oh. Well, because we don't do that, sometimes it gets difficult. Yeah. I could make up a f**king pre rehearsed little bit. Well, I couldn't actually, but if I I had that talent maybe I wouldn't be so low on material. Listen. You're a champion because you do your podcast by yourself. Those are the hardest ones. I don't I find it to be not that difficult. Staring at a wall? I stare at a wall when I do them by myself. And I I'm like, where did I how did I get here? Where did I go wrong to where I'm literally just staring at a wall talking about how I have nothing to talk about? I know. But don't you feel kinda good afterwards? Afterwards. Podcasting is like working out. Meaning, like, when you don't have something to say. Yeah. Yeah. Afterwards, then you're so satisfied. Yeah. But, like, it's so daunting when you feel boring. 100%. And it's so much fun. I love it. Oh, it's fantastic. I know you love it. Like, podcasting is so fun, but when you feel like you don't have anything to say, it's just the most insecure feeling in the whole world. That's why I did an entire episode about talking s**t about James Kennedy. Tell me more about James Kennedy. Well, I will. Like, here's the thing. I feel like stupid even discussing him because you know that this is just giving him like the biggest life boner ever. Because like, you know, you keep talking s**t, you're making me famous, but like, you're not. Like, no. But everyone's laughing at you. So, you know, it was a rough week for me this week. I had nothing to talk about. So, I dedicated an entire episode to just really, really ripping him apart, like, in every aspect. I can't wait to listen to it. I don't even I listen to it and I have never listened to an episode where I'm like, that was too much. It was probably a little bit too much, but, in the same realm, like, fully warranted. Did you you know, I've seen some people though. Like, I've been really disappointed in people who are like, everyone on Vanderpump Rules is is blowing this James Kennedy thing way out of proportion. I'm like, oh, no. No. No. It was worse in real life. Right. It was worse. Yes. And everyone got s**t in the vault that they're not exposing Yes. On reality television. There's so much worse s**t and even what he said to Katie bad enough to where, like, that's there's no blowing that out of proportion where this has been, like, multiple times where he's literally called your fat and settled, are you pregnant? And, like, it's a it's a standard thing that happens off camera too. So we're all I know that, like, it kind of looks like we're all just choosing for, like, to go against him or, you know, choosing that. It's like, no. No. No. He's a f**king dick. He's a piece of s**t. Through and through. Such an a*****e. I mean, he's got he's great for TV. As a viewer, I think he's - He is wonderful for TV. I get that too. He's great for television because, but not in the sense that people think he's, like, this is where you know that he's misconstruing all of the attention. He probably thinks he's funny. People are watching him and, like, guffawing at his behavior because they're so mortified by every He's like the he's like the gerbil, wormy, rat f**ker of delusion. He is the most delusional person on television. Stop right there. Yep. Germy wormy. Gerbil dick f**k. Gerbil dick f**k. Maureen from Center Stage, which is my oh my god. That beat g*****n dancer, the American dialect. Who are you? Who are you? Nobody. No. But her voice. I wish I could do her voice. It's like this weird, like low, but it's like raspy but not at the same time because it's still like she still is like singing as she talks all over. It's a yell whisper. She's yelling but she's whispering the f**k are you? No, buddy. She was a c**t. Sejpai loved her though. Loved her. You did. I didn't. You know, I love a good b***h. I love a good villain. She gave up her f**king Swan Lake solo at the end for f**king Zooey Saldanha. It doesn't matter. It was too late in the movie. I had already formed my opinion. She was battling demons. I don't think she hurt anybody. No. Do you know who she is? She's me season 1 where it's like everyone knew I was right and not actually a meme in the law, like, at the end but it was too late. Everyone already formed their opinion of me that I was a f**king a*****e. I love season 1, Stacia. I say it every single, all the time. Love her. Whenever I meme, Beau says, enough season 1. I know. That's so f**king funny. And it's true. That's accurate. But it was so great. It was. I miss that. I miss being allowed to get away with being, like, an a*****e. Like I didn't find you I didn't think you were being malicious. No. What did you do that was that bad? You were the victim. I was. That's no one understands. Just like Maureen was the victim, she was suffering with her eating disorder. Her eating disorder. Her mom. Her mom. It was a f**king nightmare. Yeah. She, like, had to throw up with just a bite of pizza to Stress? Yeah. f**k that. All the while just trying to make some f**king friends. Okay? Yeah. And this is also with Jody Sawyer, who I just unfollowed on Instagram. Wait. I didn't even like, what's her name? She has the most boring Instagram, but I followed her since day 1 of in when I got Instagram. And I realized, I was like Really? Why am I still following her? She literally doesn't. She posts like she's on like a police show and, like, it's always like stills, I feel like. What about Cooper Nielsen? You follow him? No. I don't follow Cooper Damn it. Cooper Neil I you need to follow Beverly Mitchell. Why? You I I never watch 7th Heaven. Oh, f**k 7th Heaven. Neither did I. It's the creepiest show of all time. No. Just you have to just follow Beverly Mitchell. You will die. Why? She is hawking products like nobody's business. And she is hashtag mom life. She smiles like this. I mean, she's just perfect. I'm obsessed with her. You'll I'll show you later. You'll get it. Is she is she up there with Busy Philipps? Oh. That's a whole other thing. Listen, Taylor and I, when Taylor was staying with me and we saw you and went home and that weekend, we binged 15 episodes. I got it. Couldn't I had an IV person come over here. I was so hungover. You were losing fluids. Couldn't pull chair myself away from it. So many reasons. The guy who was doing my IV just sat right here where I'm sitting right now staring at us as we just ripped it apart. He was so entertained. I'm like, dude, this is I can't even I wish I could paint a better picture of that day because it was magical. Like, that show You sent me videos. Yes. I did. And I I Yeah. But that show was so bad that it's so great. It's And I think she might actually just be this little genius. Do you think? Because we can't stop watching it. It's, it's a thing. Yeah. It's a thing. I have I have nothing to say. Are you oh, that's right. No. Are you No. Okay. Well, I listen. No. I wrap it up in a bow by saying it's so bad that it's fantastic. It's fantastic. It is it is magical. Listen. I think it's a beautiful watch me try to be PC right now. You are. I I forgot that like I'm shifting my speed. You don't have to edit this. I'm not gonna do that. Okay. Good. I don't I think that the overall theme of a celebratory nature has a place on on television and I think it's really great for people for a certain group of people Like me and you. No. We're watching it. We're watching it all the time. A certain group of people that are just into, a certain kind of intelligence. Okay. Can we we won't have to make fun of Busy. Can we make fun of her guests? No. I'm not gonna make fun of it. I think that, you know, I think that it's her and Michelle Williams are really good friends. And that's beautiful. And women supporting women. When did Michelle Williams become Jesus? Or for you By the way, God. Because you guys don't believe in Jesus. Right? No. We believe in Jews believe in Jesus. They believe that he they don't believe in like a savior. Okay. Like like he like you don't have to worship him. Do They believe he was an amazing man. Dude, this is a weird podcast. I love it. Do Jewish people believe that he rose from the dead? I don't know. Seriously? I don't know. Like, what did you grow up thinking? I just like, you believe in God but like and Jesus was like the son of God, I think, but like not the Messiah, not like the savior, and like you don't believe that you have to worship him to go to heaven. Jews are very you you know, we're very lax Jews. You guys are special. I think I wouldn't be a Jew. Jews, by the way, Judaism, in my opinion, in my experience, unless you're like orthodox, like, just reformed conservative Jews, it's pretty easy breezy. Yeah. Like, you guys seem like you do middle of one time. And like, you kinda give really don't care. No. It's very lax. It's more a real cultural. I love matzo ball soup. I don't love it. What? It's a big thing of dough. Yeah. It's mushy. It's like testicle y. I don't love it. Love a latke. But Jew food isn't great. I like the deli food though. Delis are the best. Oh, the best. Canters, Greenblatt's up the street for me. I order from them all the time. Pastrami sandwich, a Reuben. Mhmm. I've never had that actually. I should have ordered us Jew food today. Yeah. To expand your horizons. 100 percent. Next time. Well, do you eat Jew food every day? Us Jews only eat Jew food and wear Jew clothes. I like a sandwich a lot. I love sandwiches. Okay. Everyone loves sandwiches. Like, I like a chewy sandwich. Quiznos, Subway. Those aren't chewy. Any deli. Well, any sandwich. Like a deli sandwich. Yeah. I'm like down for that. But, like, no. What do we what am I eating, like f**king noodle kugel? You don't even know what that is. No. No. You have no idea. Noodle it's a great word. Noodle kugels. A nude kugzies. Nude kugzies. Oh my goodness. That works really good. Yeah. No. I don't really like love Jew food that much. I actually think that I would like being Jewish. Yeah. I think so. I wish I was marrying I wish Beau was Jewish. A nice little Jewish boy. Because then I could like be into the because every time I talk to you and I talk to other Jewish people, I'm like, I like y'all. Yeah. Jews are great. Like, you're good you're a good time. Good time. Easy hang. Have good vibes. Sick dank itty dank. Sickity sick dank dank super dank vibe vibe vibe. Getting glammed is, like, so important for your self esteem. Like, when you have an event or a party or even just, like, a work thing that you want to feel confident for, just getting your hair done or your makeup done or your nails just, like, helps set the tone and the mood for that day or night. But it's so hard to be able to book, you know, hair and makeup people because you have to normally do that in advance. 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So go to glam squad.com, use my code Stasse, and get $20 off when you book your first beauty service. There's so many holiday parties going on. I know that you're gonna need something. So just feel like a boss. Cool. Well, so we went off on a tangent. Well, do you get to, like, ask for, like, Christmas presents and s**t? Sure. Yeah. I celebrate both. Then your family's not mad? No. No. No. Is Andrew Jewish? Yes. He converted. Oh. He converted. Yeah. For you? No. I didn't even give a f**k. He just likes 1 So why did he do it? He loves my family and he, like, likes the traditions and, like, he See, I like that part of it too, the tradition part. And he I think it's fun. We had, like, a Jewish ish wedding. I mean, my rabbi f**ked my bridesmaid. You know this. You did tell me that. Yeah. So, you know Good for her and him. Deeply religious ceremony. So, yeah, he just, like, did the thing. He read a book and he got a f**king gold Jewish star on his forehead and we're and now he's like a little Goyam Jew. Are you guys gonna have kids soon? 2 years, at least. Are you are you being careful right now? I am actively not trying to have a child. I have an app that tells me when I'm ovulating and then I abstain. Which app is that? Myflow. Is that what I have too? I have an app because I'm trying to stay away from being pregnant too. I don't wanna do it. Psychics keep telling me that a boy is trying to get through. Your vagina? Yeah. Like a baby boy? Yeah. Like a boy soul is trying to get through from, like, my body. What would you do if you got pregnant right now? Embrace it. I'd cry for a good hour. What if you were like, get rid of it? How could you die if you say that? If I just said that? And no more sponsors. Just to be our backbone. Back to square 1. Back. Yeah. No. I mean You just roll with it. Because I'm old enough now to where like I know I know better. I'm 30. For sure. I'm in a serious relationship. Yeah. Yeah. Like, it's not like a I mean, I'd have it but it'd be really like resentful. I would It's the fetus. I would be I would be upset. So pissed. But then I feel like I would let myself mourn for For like months? A good maybe like a good you know, the way that I mourn like a relationship ending. It's like you get it all out. Yeah. Like, I like really live it. I'd probably Instagram story crying, being like Oh, black mascara tears. Yeah. Just be like, you guys, I'm pregnant and I don't does work, by the way. I don't want it. Videos after you and Patrick broke up People tell me this all the time. It's unbelievable. I took so much Xanax during those days that, like, I don't remember them. Well, I do and they are phenomenal. And I hope you still have the videos. You definitely do. I do. That's the only way I know how to, like, get through things. It's like I just gotta throw it out there and, like, really let everyone just see. I'm a true reality star. You really are. Like, tried and true. You need a f**king award because that is, like, full transparency. Yeah. There you go. Lift that f**king veil, girl. No secrets with me. None. No skeletons in the closet. None. It's so genius. I love that so much. I got made fun of a lot though. As you I'm surprised you didn't make fun of me to my face. If I would You were in a really tender, like, state of mind back then, but I did I texted you. I was like, a, are you okay? B, that's the best thing I've ever seen in my entire life. I was like, you need I think I texted you and I was like, you need to, like, compile all those and, like, submit to Sundance. Like a woman's scorn pre Cabo. Like, it's so good. It was so dramatic. But it was really dramatic in real life. I know. Like, who does that? Ugh. Such a dick move. God. I love that I have that story. I actually, like, want to thank him for that because I'm like, you gave me the best content Ever. Ever. You have to regurgitate it at some point. I do. You know what? I I think I do too. You gotta just drop it. It's not nasty. What if, like, for New Year's, I'm like, this was my 2018? Yes. And then you Or no. It was 2017. Oh, f**k. These have been the last 2 years of my life. What if I do that? Sure. Are you just, like, on a boring Wednesday night? Just, like, research it? Just do it. I didn't live make it a highlight in my Instagram. The breakup breakdown? Yeah. It was so good. Wow. Yeah. I wouldn't be mad at that. So, yeah. If I got pregnant, I'd probably go and do the same thing. I'd cry about it. Mhmm. Then once I got over it, I would then be thrilled. Okay. That's sweet. I would be devastated. I don't know because I actually think you think that. I'm so scared of it. Like what part? Having a child or like the like giving birth and pregnant part? The pregnancy part. I don't want to, throw up. That yeah. That's I don't want my lifestyle to change. Mhmm. And then once you have the Yeah. But you're not you're not a party animal. No. Not at all. But like because you travel a lot. And I don't wanna like f**king I just don't want anything to change because I'm happy and I like my life. Mhmm. And I just got my body figured out. Yeah. Well, at least you're super fit. So this would be actually the ideal time to get pregnant because I feel like you would literally just gain £11. No. I'm gonna go fully off the rails. Oh, I'm I plan on it. I'm I am very much prepared to be Jay Sims. Oh, me too. God bless Jessica Simpson. I love her. She's fantastic. I love her so much. She is a mess. She really is Best accustomed s**t. She is phenomenal. I think she has one of the best personalities from what I see. Oh, you do? Yes. Really? I think she gives I really don't think she gives a s**t about anything. On horse tranquilizers and just eating her feelings, but like love her from a distance. No. I read that she was like addicted to Adderall and an alcoholic and I was like love you. Into that. And then I love that her weight fluctuates because I relate to it. Listen, if you're not fluctuating, you're not living. I always say that. Yeah. Everyone should be fluctuating. And you can tell like, she's like so, like, overly sexual with her husband on Instagram and I love that too. I'm like, yes. You you are relationship She's a billionaire. She's a billionaire? Like, somehow she she's so off her rocker but she also, like, totally has her s**t together enough. Yes. She is basically what I aspire to be. That's Yeah. Yeah. Sheaker. Yeah. A little bit more like with a neutrogena wipe under the eye, you know, because she's always got her makeup all over her face. Yes. And she has a slow blink. I didn't notice that. It's like I have not noticed that. It's the what I just called her Raquel. The Raquel the Raquel Blink. Yeah. It's a slow blink. Jessica Simpson does? It's a slow, like, when you're like just not cerebrally all there. Slow blink. Okay. All I know is that she loves a good wedge salad. But not the good kind. No. Wedge shoe. I'm sore. Every time I'm A wedge salad with a blue cheese crumble? I love a wedge. Oh, she loves a wedge with a legging? Is she? With a statement legging and a long tank with a blazer. Oh, she does. Strive pants are all that can fit her right now. Just kidding. No. But she yeah. That's her look. Yeah. Like, I see her like in a leopard blazer. She's just so The leather leggings. She's just so who she is. Yes. And that's I think that's why I really love her. It's like she's not trying to be hip. She's in she wears the most over the top tack over a*s s**t. I think she can't actually any second. Seems Any second. But she just seems fun and likable and like she could just I just would wanna be her friend. I think I think And we're onesies together. Yeah. Yeah. I think so. She seems like a good time gal. Yeah. 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So that's burstoralcare.com. 10% off when you use my promo code Stassi. It is the cutest freaking toothbrush ever. If you could choose 1 celebrity No. 2 Top 3 celebrities that you'd wanna be friends with, who would they be? Oh. That's so good. I love the girls from, Broad City. Okay. Fair. That's such an easy answer. Is it? Yeah. It is. Okay. I'll go I'll go with that. Because no one can argue with that. I want someone that I would want to make fun of you for. Who do I think Like, oh, you know who I think would f**king love me? Miley Cyrus. And I think I would love her. That's a great answer too. I love Miley Cyrus. Damn it, Jackie. Miley Cyrus, I think, is a f**king great one. Howard Stern. Okay. You're literally listing people that I love, so this isn't a fun game anymore. Howard Stern, I mean, Emma Roberts, who you're best friends with. She might be a great one. Call her brother. Oh, you know who I really wanna be friends with actually on in the same realm? Billie Lourd. Okay. Really thought you were just about to say Billie Lee for a second. It was like some weird vegan PTSD that I had. No. By the way, do you remember when we went to that event and Billie Lee was there and you said don't talk, like, don't make fun of vegan, like you said. Don't make fun of veg vegetables. You like you were like giving me like a PR pep talk in the car and I was like, what the f**k are you talking about? You're like, she doesn't eat meat. Like, don't offer her any meat. Like, she'll get offended. Like, you were like I was helping you out. You were doing me a solid Actually, it was making my life easier. You were. Now, I've just gotten fed up. Like, with this whole season that's that's coming out now. She wasn't my vibe then and she's not my vibe now. It's I I can't. Ever since she's thirsty. You know what? Listen. I think this is I'm gonna say it so you don't you're not saying this. I think she is severely misusing her platform. I absolutely I've I've Counterproductive. If she really wanted to come in there and like be a like a woman who, like, went through what she went through Mhmm. And wanted to, like, really wave that flag and and and take a great opportunity to tell her story in a very productive way. And what she's done is divisive. Yeah. I I I and just wait till you see this season. I can already tell. Because you because Roselle's over social media. I don't know if you you saw just like Kind of. Yeah. Because there were things that she put out there about About not being invited places. Girls night or to, like, a girls thing. It ain't about orientation or gender. It has nothing to do with if you're a c**t, you're a c**t. Exactly. If you were gonna act like an a*****e, why would I why would any of us invite you anywhere? We're not friends. We don't hang up. Someone doesn't like you and they only invite you because you're trans That's that's counterproductive. That's literally That's like the definition of of everything that you're trying to abolish. Exactly. So just saying, call me. It's not it's not good. It's not fair. God, I can't wait till those episodes come out so I can call you and be like, your thoughts. Yeah. No. Because it's just ridiculous. It's divisive. Yeah. But no. Definitely no joking about vegetarian food, vegetables. One of my best friends is a vegan. I'm like, I don't understand what the f**k is wrong with you. Like, eat some f**king cheese. She's really thin now and really fit. Really? Yeah. Shut up. If I was a vegetarian or vegan, I would just eat a s**t ton of bread and then it wouldn't I know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Meat and cheese are my favorite things to eat. Oh my god. I like get the shakes. Oh, so Jews are allowed to have meat and cheese. Jews can eat whatever the joke is. Jews only, feast on the, souls of Gentiles. Do you want someone I'm not gonna say his name because I wouldn't do that to him, but someone who's very, very famous and very, very British. Okay. And in the music industry. Okay. Never met a Jew before me and Andrew. No. I am going, I am gonna go No. Close. Yes. Okay. Thought that this was a rumor that went on at schools, like, in the UK, that Jewish people, owned all the McDonald's and turned little Christian kids into chicken McNuggets. Literally, that's what I thought. I I I I I I And that's how they were so rich. They said that that's how they thought that the Jewish people became rich is because they owned all the McDonald's and they made chicken nuggets Out of Christian kids. Christian kids. And he said this to you with a straight face. Totally. I mean, we have a Yeah. He was kidding, but it was but Yeah. But it was something that he thought for a little bit. That was like a rumor. So was he scared of Jewish people? I mean they knew it wasn't true but it was like a rumor like in grade school. Oh, kind of like when like you're growing up and people say that Asians have a sideways vagina. Yeah. Exactly. It's like it's not true, where who came up with that and how did that go viral? Like That's hilarious. How did it go viral? I know. Like, I don't understand. So like, this whole like Jewish people Chicken McNuggets. Just yeah. Using like a meat grinder. And that's how they got money. That's why Jews are rich. How did that go viral? Like who? I don't think it went viral. I think it just Viral enough to where we're talking about this right now. That's true. This is the most viral it's ever gone, by the way. Because it was I mean, yeah. Just in his school. That's what they told them. Interesting. Funny. Right? Yeah. Okay. That's true. HelloFresh is a meal kit delivery service that shops, plans, and delivers step by step recipes and pre measured ingredients so you can just cook, eat, and enjoy. 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Bo uses this way more than I do because he's way better of a cook and has more patience. But I do it too because it's super simple and I can't mess anything up. They also have different plans to choose from. They have classic veggie and family. Super, super easy. So save yourself time and also save yourself money because you're not gonna be going to the grocery store and buying all of these different boxes of ingredients that you're just gonna ultimately have to throw away. And right now, they're giving my listeners $60 off because they're giving you $20 off your first three boxes when you visit hellofresh.com /stassy60 and enter Stasi 60 at the end. So go to hellofresh.com/stassy60, enter my promo code Stasi 60 at the end, and you're gonna get $20 off your first three boxes, which is a total of 60 dollars off. You're welcome. By the way, what's crazy is that my uncle owns a bunch of McDonald's and the way that the so it's weird. But to clarify. That's very odd that you just added that right now even though you're adding it because it's true. It's a but like and he's Jewish. And those chicken McNuggets are a hot sell, let me tell you. I think McDonald's has the worst chicken nuggets. I don't I mean, I shouldn't be saying this because, you know, family business, but I don't have I don't really like, McDonald's. Oh, the breakfast though. I'm sorry. The breakfast. Oh my god. The egg McMuffin, the hash brown inside of McDonald's. I'm not really about, like, fast food breakfast. It's it's nasty. I don't like it. But it's so good. I like just a standard cheeseburger with ranch and then like a Taco Bell situation or something. But like, like, what is your favorite fast food place? Oh, In N Out. Oh, yeah. That's an easy one. Or I love El Pollo Loco. I've never been there. Oh my god. Are you kidding me? I go there once a week. Really? Once a f**king week. It's usually on a Tuesday. What do you buy there? So I get the 2 piece chicken combo with a breast and a wing. I ask for extra crispy chicken skin. And then I get the black beans, coleslaw, and a side of steamed broccoli, flour tortillas, all the salsas. I make little tacos in my car with this coleslaw and the black beans. Don't you feel bad about yourself eating in your car? No. It's my favorite thing in the whole wide world. Oh, no. I like to wait and have a proper meal, like, even with my fast food. Like, sit down, put it on a on a plate and enjoy it. During the day, I'm either in a restaurant. I like to sit at a table by myself and eat. Or I like to eat in my car. I never eat at home. What do you look at while you're eating in your car? Like, what do you do? I listen to Howard Stern or doctor Laura Okay. Or myself. I can't listen to myself anymore. I just started. You did? Yeah. I just started. No. I used to do it the first two years to, like, try and be better and learn what to do. Yeah. And now I'm just so disgusted and repulsed by myself that I'm in the same same boat, but I just flipped it. I never listened at the beginning. I just started listening like a couple weeks ago. Honestly, like, I don't know how like, it would be the best diet ever if like I just listened to myself in the car. I wouldn't be able to keep food down. It's horrifying. But but then sometimes I'm like, this is really funny. You love yourself. I feel like You know what? I've been down on myself sometimes about certain things and then But, like, if I know it's good, I listen. Actually, I don't even know if it's good. But I listen and I'm like, this is good. And I feel better about myself. There's sometimes when there's like a bit where I'm like, that was funny. Yeah. It was a funny 30 seconds. Yeah. And then I can listen to that. Yeah. But then I start cringing all over again. Do you start like hyper analyzing? Just no. I just start getting really down on myself. Like, why do I have a job? Like, why do people listen? Like, I'm my thoughts aren't any better than anyone else's. I feel the same exact way but like It's like, I don't understand why I'm here. I feel like I I'm a fraud and I've tricked everyone Mm-mm. No. You're not. Into listening, watching, and soon to be reading. Can you believe by the way, how the f**k did we not talk about this? Well, because I wasn't allowed to talk well, you knew I was doing it. I knew. You told me. In a long time ago. Privately talked about it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I can't believe we haven't talked about, like, via podcast because we've been podcasting for, like, hours at this point. Well, because it's not salacious. It's not, like, fun to But, like, when does it I'm so happy for you. And let me just say, on your podcast, happy for you. And let me just say, on your podcast, you f**king deserve this. That's really nice. It's true. It's true. I am so in support of funny, talented people who deserve s**t because a lot of people get things handed to them and you really work your a*s off and you do a lot more than you even need to be doing and you f**king deserve it and everyone better go buy that f**king book. That's really sweet. I'm gonna drive to their house and curb stomp them. You were so serious just now. I'm dead serious because I'm on a new kick because there's a lot of s**t going on in the world and a lot of people who don't deserve platforms get platforms that don't have, like, the humor and the talent. And I'm just saying and you have been incredibly supportive of people. You gave people f**king podcasts by the by. Okay? I'm gonna stay silent. So I'm gonna say it for you. You have given other people many a plat platform. Okay? So I'm gonna give that to you. You deserve it. She's a supportive woman That's sweet. And she has a book. That's sweet. That's sweet. That's sweet. It's true. You know? It's not that sweet. It's real. I'm being honest. I didn't want I wasn't obviously, I wasn't allowed to talk because I got, like, messages from peep like tweets or whatever just being like, I feel like Stassie's podcast isn't authentic anymore because she never mentioned it. And I was like, I wasn't allowed to mention it. f**k off. Like, I can't do that. I can't like, there's a formal announcement that, like, goes into my contract. There's publishers. There's other people that you like. I can't just be like, by the way, I'm writing a book. I can't do that. No. Like, I wasn't allowed to. So I would try and allude to the fact that I felt overwhelmed and stressed and busy and, like, that's why I suck so bad at my other jobs because it's just like I can't. You know what? Exerting too much energy, it just takes everything out of me. Yeah. And I'm like, I need to just, like, go and be alone, watch f**king TV. Like last night I finally was like, I have a night to myself. Beau was like, never mind. I am gonna go to this Christmas party. And I was like, yes. That means that I just have the night to watch the last episode of Versailles. Really sad. Then he was texting me being like, Hey, can you look online and finally get a parking pass for yourself instead of using mine? Sending me links. And I'm like, You know what? No. No. We'll talk about this later. It's my night off. I have a night off. I'm gonna sit, decompress, take an edible and watch the Versailles finale episode and cry. Now just let me f**king be Live. Yes. Let me live. Which is why we're gonna be really we're con we'll continue to be good travel partners because I feel like we'll just have the same f**king routine. Yes. Yes. I feel like you are just as introverted as I am. 100%. I could spend months by myself and be totally fine. I really enjoy my own company. Yeah. I love it. Yes. I love being alone. It's my favorite thing in the whole wide world. It's like a dream. Does Andrew love being alone? He likes being with me, which kind of ruins my alone time. But he's he's down for a group activity. He loves a group activity. I feel like he does too. Like, even though he's, like, more on the quiet side Yeah. He's not quiet, but, like, if you had to say I mean, he's definitely quieter than I am. Yes. But I think that he is more social than you are. He's, like, by far more social than I am. People would think that it would be me, because I'm, like, more to deal with, but, that is so incorrect. He could talk to anybody. I mean, he could meet someone for 5 minutes and he, like, knows their entire life story and they've exchanged numbers and they're gonna go get like, he's very he taps in a lot. Yeah. Which I'm like, shut the f**k up. Like, what do you have to make friends with every f**king person that sits next to us at a sushi bar? It's f**king annoying. What the f**k? I don't wanna talk to people that I'm never gonna see again. And you're so polite. Mhmm. So you really engage and you listen and you ask because you're so polite where you would never just be like you'd never glaze. Yeah. You glaze? Oh, I glaze hard. I glaze. I'm like a sea urchin. I'm like, don't look at me. Don't talk to me. Don't ask me any f**king questions. Stay in your lane. I'm staying over here. Stop. Yeah. It's Yeah. You get away with it. I can't get away with that. I I think it's, like, because you're southern or something. It's just in your blood that you're just like I feel guilty when I'm not. I feel very, like, very maybe it's because I was raised Catholic. You know, we just love guilt. We love Jewish guilt. It's awful. It's the same. Jewish guilt and Catholic guilt are like the same thing. Really? Oh, yeah. I didn't know there was Jewish guilt. Oh, my God. My grandma will say to me all the time. She's like, I'm like, grandma, I'll call you back. She's like, you better call me back. I could die any second. I'm like, okay. I like that. That's the type of guilt I'm okay with. You have to meet my grandma. I know. I don't know why how I haven't. She you will love her. You will die and she will love you. Can't you throw a party at your house? Yes. I'm going to. I've been saying this twice. I was never invited to your housewarming party. I didn't have a housewarming party. You should then. I am going to. I need you to see what I did just there? I tried to trick you into admitting that you had a housewarming party without me. Instead of just coming up and asking you, did you have a housewarming party that you didn't invite me to? No. I didn't. I just said, you didn't invite me to yours. No. I like what you were doing but it but I it checks out. I didn't have one. I had a Hanukkah dinner, last week but that's like the only gathering I've ever had because I've been like, you know, redoing s**t and I want it to be like good. Okay. I mean, you've been saying that and don't you have like a pink bathroom? I did have a pink bathroom. Oh, you got rid of your pink bathroom? The bathroom is no longer pink. Why? Well, the tiles were pink so I glazed them, re glazed, And now I'm getting it wallpapered. Dark. Okay. And I have almost the same exact chandelier. From Overstock? No. But did you get this from Overstock? By the way, I folks with Overstock I'm sorry. But chandeliers are the easiest thing to trick people into thinking they're expensive. Yes. That was like $300. No. I bought something of f**king restoration and then I went on Overstock. And they just have replicas. And it's the by the way, it's the same f**king one and it's so high up you could never tell. Even when I go and I, like, examine it, the the only part that is a giveaway are the little wires sticking up from that holds all of it. Who even can do that? Who notices that? No one. No one. And anyone that walks in and is like, did you get that from Overstock? Get out of my f**king house. Absolutely. Or pat them on the back and be like, good eye. Wayfair. I love Wayfair. Wayfair is fantastic. Great s**t. What you have to do is go to 1 Kings Lane, then go to Wayfair to see if they have something exactly like what you see on 1 Kings Lane. Restoration f**ked me up the butt. Yeah. Soup's expensive. It's so expensive and then you, like, you don't want people to, like, sit on things or touch things and you don't want to be that girl where you're like like a worried, you know I wish I had nice things that I could feel that way about though. No. It's it's overrated. Wayfair till till the death. I love CB 2. Yeah. Oh, did you pick up your s**t? It was not ready so I do have to pick that up when I leave here. A planter. Okay. Adult s**t. Okay. A planter. Kill me. If you've listened to my podcast or you know anything about me, you know that I love true crime stuff. Murder themed stuff, horror themed stuff, murder y stuff. I love it all. 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And right now, just for my listeners, you can go to huntakiller.com/stassy for 10% off your first box. That's huntakiller.com/stassy, s t a s s I, for 10% off your first box. Plus, they only accept 200 members per day, so you have to hurry and take advantage of this offer. Y'all, I can't tell you how satisfying it is when you, like, finish one of your monthly boxes. It feels like you just scored the highest score ever on your SATs. Like, you feel like a genius. It's awesome. Can I ask you a few questions before we cancel? Or did I just say cancel? No. I looked at your DoorDash. I know. I want you to know that I'm being present. I'm just making sure that this motherf**ker doesn't No. 100%. Our kebabs got jacked. Did we talk about that already? Well, no. They didn't because then I was gonna talk about it. And and, you know, I This is the most messy podcast ever because I thought that I In my brain I was like, okay. Jackie's part 1. I'm part 2. But mine's coming out literally tomorrow. Mine could come out Tuesday or it could come out of Christmas. I don't care. But so and now I'm confused and then we just recorded that thing about the the delivery person not showing up and I'm just all over the place and I just don't know what is what. We called we tried to get kebabs delivered because we're Say kebabs again. Kebab. Kebab. Kebab. Kebab. Kebab. So we tried to get these kebabs delivered and the f**king driver just drove away with them. So then I was very vaquamped so we called the company. What does that word mean? Vaklempt. Like overwhelmed. How do you spell it? V a k l e m p t, vaklempt. What a great word. It's like famish, vaklempt. Never heard of famish. I know. Because you're it's like white people s**t. Okay. So, so the kebabs were hijacked. They were fully stolen from us. So we called the company and I was like, listen, I am with Stassi Schroeder of Vanderpump Rules and she is pissed. Mhmm. She has 1,400,000 so we called the guy. The guy was like, I don't care. I don't know who the f**k like, what the f**k You can get your money back plus plus $5. So we're like, yeah. But she's really, really famous. So could we maybe get, like, any type of credit to the account? So they gave us $5. $5. So 1.4 mil, folks, will get you $5. $5 credit. This is why you need to order Postmates. Sorry. This is your fault. It is my fault. It's your fault. Accountability for that. I'm really sorry. Okay. So go listen to Jackie's podcast in a couple weeks. Whenever. Whenever the f**k you are. Or if you wanna hear The Assassination of James Kennedy, that's up. That's a good point too. But what I wanted to ask you about, I've never really asked you if you like Meghan Markle. You know, it's a funny story because I had zero feelings about Meghan Markle. How is that possible? You have to have a feel I feel like she she just I don't know. I I I never felt for her. Like, I think Kate Middleton has more of a personality than Meghan Markle. Really? I really do. I get more warmth and more of a vibe from Kate Middleton than I do Meghan Markle. And as a Interesting. Peripheral Brit, because I've spent many months of my life living in London, I feel like I'm an authority here to say that I feel like the country as a whole I'll speak for the country. Yes. Speak for the Is it a country? Speak No. It's Britain. Great Britain? Because now they're separate from Europe? Oh, God. Oh. Britain would be like, no. Stupid. Whatever. Brexit. But I don't f**king I don't know. So the United Kingdom. I think that they But they say the Queen of England, not the Queen United Kingdom. I think that they But they say the Queen of England, not the Queen of Great Britain. Right. So that must mean something. So I think it might be England. The United Kingdom, and then there's England, and there's Ireland, which is part of the United Kingdom. Yeah. But why don't they say Scotland. Queen of the United Kingdom? They say the Queen of England. Queen of England. Okay. Well, Great Britain. I don't really know. I think they're their own thing now in Great Britain. Brexit. Mhmm. I don't know. I can't get into it. I'm not f**king Christopher Columbus. I'm not a geography expert. This is what I do know. It's that I think that Kate Middleton is more widely respected than Meghan Markle for whatever reason because I think that Meghan Markle has brought like tawdry into the royal family. Okay. I understand that. I think But I disagree. So wait. What about so what about, like, the whole like all the stories about, like, the staff being way too difficult. That's why I'm starting bringing it up because I am like ride or die Meghan Markle. Okay. But I also think that that's just like the basic b***h's, like, idol. And I am a proud basic b***h. For sure. So I'm gonna embrace the fact that I'm obsessed with Meghan Markle. I think that her story is fantastic. I mean, literally Deal or no deal thing. Deal or no deal probably used to go to dinner at SIR. You know what I mean? I read that, like, one of her favorite restaurants in LA was Fresh Corn Grill. Oh, God. So she's one of us. Yeah. Yeah. But one not you. One of us I like fresh corn grill. West Hollywood types that's just like, I'm just trying to make it. Like, deal or no deal Vanderpump Rules. You know what I mean? True. And so to watch the fact that she just like ruthless social climbing in the best way possible Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And just made succeeded, it's like, damn boo. Right. You are what's up and I will forever love Meghan Markle even if all the new things about her being a terrorist are true. I mean, it's kinda great though. I mean, it should kinda give her, like, a round of applause because Just celebrate her. She came in hot. Yes. Real hot. She's got all the drama with the wedding and the Deal or No Deal and the f**king CW. I don't know. Whatever show she was on. And now she's being difficult. Like, she's barely there. Yes. She's wearing black nail polish, no tights, showing her shoulders, wearing one shoulder. She gives no f**ks. And being difficult. And being difficult. I like it. I mean, I like that aspect of it but, like, I don't get a major read from her. Like, I've never felt like I've gotten to know Meghan Markle. Although, she had a blog. This was years ago. I think it's been taken away. We would have not liked her because of her blog. No. We would have we would have been like, oh, Kate Lauren Conrad. That's what we would have been like. Okay. I've read parts of her blog. Oof. I still am ride or die. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm just because I love this, like, success story. No. It's a beautiful it's like an American fairy tale. Yeah. It really is. I mean, she's Cinderella. I just think she had a clear vision for what she wanted. And she's like, I That's what I want and I'm gonna go and make it happen. I'm gonna f**k that little that little jinge. And I'm gonna do it. Yeah. I mean, everything has happened like, she's even pregnant now and she hasn't gained any weight. What? What about her nursing her f**king stomach? Do you see her at the Brit, like, fashion awards? She's like holding her stomach. I would do that too. I wanna get pregnant so that I don't have to suck in and I can just rub my belly 247. I get that. I mean, that's part of the deal. Yeah. What's wrong with her just rubbing her belly? It's oh, it makes her a great photo. I hate when pregnant b***hes do that. Iconic. It's like first trimester. Like, you it like, I've had bigger bumps than that after Zanku Chicken. Okay? Like, relax. Like, I could feel it kick. Oh my God, it looks just like me. Pregnant b***hes are the worst. It's true. They're worse than brides. You're gonna be the worst. Oh, I'm gonna be awful. I'm gonna be miserable and just hangry and disgusting. But they're you know why pregnant women are worse than brides? They're, like, 1 in the same because they think that the world has stopped and they're, like, the first person to ever get married, the first person to ever push a baby out. And their little demon seed growing inside of them is like the next f**king Steve Jobs. And it's probably statistically, like, I mean, there's a whatever. You can go to prison. I was waiting to see where you were gonna go with it. I was like, oh, please don't say anything terrible. No. I mean, it's just like, you never know. Yeah. You know what? Like, your baby could be in prison. Your baby could be a murderer. Yeah. I don't think I'm gonna be a bridezilla, but I think that when I get pregnant, I'm gonna be a c**t. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're I think you're one of like, you either are a bridezilla or a pregnant zilla. Yeah. I think I'm gonna be pretty chill. I'm I'm 30 and it's like I'm to the point where I'm just like I'm past the bridezilla ages. Yeah. Yeah. You know? I don't really care as much anymore. But pregnancy, no. I know my mentality will be like, I am the only one who's ever given birth is about to ever give birth. I'm gonna be the same exact way. Worship me what I say goes. A 100%. I was a cool bride so I know that. Yeah. So that you're doomed. Oh, a 100%. And I'd be like, I am shoving a human out of my vagina for 10 months. I can't eat f**king sushi or have a martini and you better not f**k with me. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So there's that. Thanks everyone for listening. Thank you. Go listen to Jackie's podcast, The b***h Bible, whenever you get a chance. When you get around to it. We are just See, I told you I was gonna dip. I need my chicken. We're I'm dipped. I'm dipping too. We're dipped. It's just like, ugh. Give me the protein. I'm tired now. I love you. I love you too. Yeah. Everyone go follow Jackie Schimmel at Jackie Schimmel. Mhmm. Yeah. That's okay. I am terrible at podcasting. Bye.
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