1127: Chaotic Kin Has You Rethinking Children | Feedback Friday

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Supervalue Online Shopping, making your life easier one grocery shop at a time. Where you going, hush? Where you going? I'm gonna get my limp. Oh my gosh. I just don't. You almost got real milk? Look at the bathtub in Brian's eye. Now Do you know for sake it? No. Can I get it? No. It's just a it's a scrap. It's a rug burn. Honestly, Brian, can you come closer to the camera scene? No. Look at this. What this is just a what this f**king animal did to me? Oh my goodness. I wanna talk to somebody. It's a rug that I've done already. Yeah. Okay. I gotta go home and scare my kids now. This is really the fight on the kid. Come on, baby. You know, I just wanna say that I I said to my nanny, who's who's I have a nanny. Slight flex. Okay. Yeah. Well, yeah. Somebody who helps My privilege. Yeah. My my privilege. I said, I gotta go to work. And that was drive, and to do this, to talk. It's not really is it fair to say that a podcast is work? I mean, this is what we do anyway. Kind of. People say, do you and Brendan hang out? I was like, yeah. Twice a f**king week. Find me dudes in their forties and fifties that actually spend we're not gonna go to dinner and or grab drinks. No. We can't. This is our social tower. If we live 3 minutes away, like, you wanna grab a drink? I'm with my f**king kids. No. You can't come to the crib if you're 3 minutes away. Now you're so far. This checks off the social. This is how I socialize. Yeah. But I'm not shrinking. It's not like, woo. It's work, but a different form of work. Some days are rougher than other. Like, on Monday, my back is hurting so bad. On Monday? I sucked so much c**k on it. What? You got triggered by Netflix. Dude, I don't get it. Oh, there goes my energy. Don't say Netflix. Yeah. I it's weird because it's it's work for sure. I it's it might be more work for, like, guys like me and Chen. Right? Because we have to deal with all the bulls**t, like, behind the scenes. Yeah. So it's like a lot of just A lot of Yeah. Well, it's one thing. Anytime Any business, like, I I a friend of mine owns a business, a big business, And and he's always like, there if there's there's always a fire to put out. Oh, every morning I wake up, there's always a fire. Yeah. Especially because I do so much s**t. Yeah. So the the first two hours of my morning, that's why I wake up at 4, is untangling the fire Yeah. Before I get here. My my buddy David, he's worth, you know, a $1,000,000,000. Yeah. And, I see him, and I go, what's up? He goes, it's always something, man. It's always something. I'm looking at him going. I'm like, what? He goes, you know, I the good thing if it's not work where I'm putting out 15 fires, and everything is a disaster, and they're deep and my stock isn't where I I think it should be, then my nanny quits. Yeah. Because of something that, you know, now we have it's it's I know that sounds like a high class problem, but no matter what your responsibility, if you own a company, and you have, oh I don't know, 7,000 employees or 70,000 employees, you are gonna have major problems. Or what do we have here? 5. Yeah. Like there's and then I have all the other businesses. Like it's always But but but you know That's running a business. Yeah. But you know how people say, well, when I'm really wealthy, I'm gonna have a cook. I'm gonna have I would never do that. I would never have that many people in my house. They're human beings with their own baggage, their own kids. There's a f**king thing. Somebody's got, you know, their kid's not doing well in school. This f**king guy you know, it's a 1,000 things that you're gonna be you're gonna have to be involved in. No. No. Yeah. But there's like that's like life issues than business. Yeah. Business, I mean, there's it's never like, there's but that's why you start a business. Like, that's just what you do. That's what you do. That's why you get the light shirt on. Like being mad if you're a UFC fighter that got punched in the face. It's literally what we do. Yeah, well then, oh then that's a larger thing. Do you mean life has problems, and that's just the way it is, and you keep on moving? Who doesn't have problems then? Correct. There's no one. No one doesn't have problems. No one doesn't have. What's at Phil Stutz in that book, The Tools, he says there's always problem x. He goes, if you accept one thing for sure. Jonah Hill was like, I just feel like, so Phil Stutz is this That's all documented. Yeah. Thank you. And he goes, he goes, life is is a couple things. It's always there's uncertainty, there's there's an element of pain, and it's constant work. And as long as you accept those three things, you're good. And and But you don't accept them. Yeah, but Jonah Hill said- How it goes? Jonah, right. Okay, don't accept it. It keeps going. It keeps going. And Jonah Hill said, I thought that, like, really successful people didn't really deal with that, and he started laughing. He started going, He goes, sorry. I don't mean to laugh. Did you really hate that? Yeah. Yeah. Because he he talks to some pretty Yep. Yep. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll tell you who has problems with that guy from, oh, I sent it to you, Jim. So did you watch the original HBO doc? What's it called? The murder doc? This guy, the Jinx. Robert. Did you watch the first Jinx? The guy the guy about, fell his wife fell down the stairs? No. That's, stairs. This guy, so murdered his wife, girlfriend, neighbor, and then was never convicted. And so Jinx part 1, right, is it's super interesting. And remember, he's the guy at the very end, he's mic'd up and he forgets and he goes to the bathroom, but they're still rolling. And he goes, of course, I killed him. I killed all of them. So then that doc ends. I didn't realize this. Part 2 Did he say it to himself? Yeah. And didn't realize being killed. So they keep rolling. They're they're so they're they're like, oh, here's part 2. So they keep rolling after the fact when he says in the bathroom. So part 2 is bay bay you know, first episode, spoiler. He he as soon as he said that, he flees. Right? He flees. He goes to, I think, New Orleans or somewhere, but the cops find him and he gets arrested. Yeah. Guess what? They find you. He gets booked. You go to New Orleans, they find you. They found him with a a mask, the worst mask you've ever seen. Everyone were like, oh, that's clearly somebody who did something wrong. They found him with $80,000 in cash and then, his passport. So he's gonna flee the country. Sure. But they caught him before then. Mhmm. I've only seen episode 1. I think episode 2 just came out. So this is part 2. But here's my question for this Jinx guy. So he got away with 3 murders. This is Robert Durst. Right? Yeah. Okay. He's a super rich dude. Yes. Ridiculously rich, family rich. So he got away with 3 murders. 100%, he did it. He 100% did it, got away with it, was in trial Was ma*s. In, Texas. Yeah. Mass is hilarious. He was on trial in Texas, got away with it by skin of his teeth. So if he got away with 3 murders, like, alright, you did it, dude. You got away. Congrats. Yeah. Why the f**k would you agree to do an HBO document? His reputation. No. His reputation's screwed. Well, but he wanted he probably wanted to salvage his reputation. Oh, I disagree. I think it's a narcissist thing Yeah. Both. Who got away with murder, and he was like, no. He got away with it and wants to be famous. Yeah. Because he was just a rich kind of weird guy his entire life. Yep. And then HBO comes, major network. It has to be and just be feeling invisible where he can invincible, where he can just get away with anything. And he's like, not only did I murder 3 people, but I'll do a fire a*s doc on it too. And then they went, cool. You're still mic'd up, and you admitted to the murders. I like I like what he put in his f**king suitcase. I got a latex mask, a revolver with live rounds, 44 grand in cash, 300 joints of weed, and a map of Cuba. Hey dude, like be more obvious, be more obvious. Jesus Christ, That's hilarious. 3 murders. Yeah. It's interesting, dude. Did you see the doc when he says it? Oh yeah. That doc came out. And he just knew he just was loving the fact that he was pulling a fast one on everybody. Again, I don't know who told him to do that. He does call his His ego. He calls his buddies from prison, and his, like, best friend was like, I told you not to f**king do this doc, man. I told you don't agree to this. Why would you highlight any of this? Because And there's, like, no remorse. Like, it's so obvious that people people like that wanna get caught. Like, they were talking about Elliot Spitzer, who was the governor, who was, you know, he was the governor. He was going after all the Wall Street guys who were, like, you know, stealing and stuff like that, and he was a real man of the people. What does he do? He he starts frequenting, I guess, you know, escort services. Okay. He's got girls coming over, all good. So far. Married and all that, but he's got, you know, he does his thing. Okay. So far so far. Keep going? Yeah. And he's just doing his thing, and look, he's getting laid, he's getting laid. But Did he get arrested for head setting? He's the governor, he's the governor, right? He's the governor. It's like bro, you know you know you're the governor. And he wasn't even that careful, and they were like and they were talking about the the profile, and they were like, on one level, on on a law on some big level, he wanted to get to See, I don't think so. I disagree with that with that analysis. I think these guys, especially a governor with power, these guys think they can get by with anything. Well, no. But yes. And Durst grew up super privileged, super rich. Narcissism. Right? And the narcissist. So they're like, they're not gonna do it to me. I know. But Like, I'm I'm I'm Robert Dierks, or I'm the governor of New York. But there's another side to it, which is the sense of self loathing. So there's this, like, these psychiatrists were talking about, they were like it's true, you have a narcissism, I'm untouchable, I've gotten away with everything. There's another side, if you hate yourself enough, that it's gonna take, like, when they were looking at what he was doing with Elliot Specialists, they were like, of course you were gonna get caught. Hey, you were the governor. You didn't even cover your tracks. And it was like, on on some level, you had to know you were you were trying to get out of this life. You were See, I don't think they do. I I think a guy like that and then this Robert Dertz, I think they're literally, like, nah. They're not gonna catch me. And if they do, I'll get out of it. But but subconsciously, there's another I don't know. I don't know. I think sometimes yes and sometimes no. I think there's such narcissist. I think a murderer is different than a guy who's getting laid. Correct. Yeah. Correct. Very different. Like like, I think OJ murdered Nicole. It was like, I'm OJ. I'll get away. He's always got away with it. Right? Yeah. And so his entire life, he's been spoon fed. And he's been all set up. With it, and he's the golden boy. He's like, nah. I'll be able to figure this out. Kinda figure this out. Well, how long when was he probably when do you figure he was being treated like a prince because of his football? High school. Right over there. He said high school. He was such a freak. Yeah. Yeah. Freak. So already, he's untouchable. Yeah. Already So his entire life is like And good looking Yeah. And all that. Yeah. Getting any girl he wants, you know, restaurants or you know, he's not waiting in line. Even in high school, he's probably going in there, taking care of him right away. So right away, he's getting the perks. When you're Robert Durst, right away, money's taken care of everything. Money solves all problems. Also, you know, the guys like, there are a lot of guys who make a lot of money like that, who are that focused, and that that is sometimes a sociopass profile. Mhmm. There are a lot of sociopaths that are so just Look at how he made his money. I'm pretty sure it's family money. Dorst? Yeah. Robert Durst. I'm pretty sure it's family money. Worse. Yeah. The worst of the worst. Yeah. And then what's crazy is that the he should have 100% been convicted. He inherited from his family or how he acquired millions of dollars later on. Yeah. Oh, well Through his family is known for its real estate holdings. Yeah. There you go. Yeah. And Harrods acquired wealth through a family business, through other real estate ventures. Yep. There you go. It's all family money, old school family money through real estate. They made some money, but, yeah, it's just wild because when he was on trial in Texas for murdering somebody, the evidence was so clear, but he hired this baller a*s lawyer who, you know, flipped the whole thing on its head. But the one guy, you know, who voted not guilty, the one guy is his best friend now. Really? His best friend now him and his wife became his, assistant, and then they have them on video. When he was on the run, they came to his hotel and cleaned out the hotel. What the f**k? Yeah. Why why did he murder these people? Oh, s**t. I don't know. Do we know? They'd just be crazy, man. Was it was he he killed his wife? Is that what he said? Or He killed his wife, a girlfriend, and a neighbor. His wife, a girlfriend, and a neighbor. Yeah. So the neighbor was probably a witness? No. Had nothing to do with him. No connection. Just likes to murder. Beat his wife, by her family's account, forced to have an abortion, beheaded a man he had killed as he sat in a pool of blood. Okay. Okay. Well, it sounds like he's a psycho. Well, look at him. He found guilty of the fatal shooting of a man. Let me see him. Let me see him. His face his eyes are he's just dead behind the eyes. And the first episode of season 2 is great because they're sitting down with the investigator right when they catch him, and he's like, I know what you want from me. You want me to tell you if I was there, quote, unquote, how the murders were done and where they were done? Is like, if I were to do that let's say not well, but if I did, how can you help me? And the investigator, the cops like, you mean, like, how can I help you, like, get to a better location if you go to prison? He's like, ain't that what we're talking about here? And the cop's like, yeah. I'm sure I can help you do that if you give me that information. He's like, alright. I'm not gonna do that, but I just wanna make sure. Like, he just and the the the detective was like, ah, I thought we had him, but he's just playing these games. Yeah. It's just a really bad just a psycho. Just got off on His eyes like a great white shark. That's weird. Yeah. Yeah. He sure does. Yeah. Alright. So he he he murdered is it 2 wives or is it a wife, a girlfriend, and the neighbor? Well, he beheaded his, his friend. He's he fatally shot his friend. Frowned upon. Yeah. And then I guess he beheaded a guy, beheaded his neighbor. Which he does look like a strong guy. Uh-huh. So they're investigating certainly considering 3 alleged crimes. The 1982 disappearance of his wife, Kathleen McCormick, the 2,000 murder of his longtime friend, Susan Berman, and 2001 death of his neighbor, Morris Black. So look, he took his wife 18 years off, then murdered somebody, and then took 1 year off, and felt like murder. Gotta take some time off Serial killers take some hot years off. Until the age so serial killers, apparently will, just like alcoholics when they get sober, as you get older, they stop killing. As as alcoholics, drug addicts get older, they go sober, almost. Certain ones. Unless they die. Yeah. Certain ones. Certain ones. There's some serial killers that don't. Mhmm. Can't stop, won't stop. Can't stop, won't stop. Yeah. That you gotta watch that, a part 2. So I'll watch it. Did you watch the part 2? Oh, yeah. Oh. So we're talking about, Doug? Yep. I think see episode 1 just came out, and then episode 2 is up. Did you see Dune 1 and Dune 2? No. Refused to. Excellent movies. No. Excellent movies. I was like Did you f**k the popcorn lid? I didn't do that because I no. Because I was, I watched it at home. Yeah. But long ago Oh, is it long? I get some good sleep, though. Sci fi. Right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, not really, though. Not yes, but no. It's yeah. I guess it's more religious. It's almost like it's just good. f**king good movies. Really good. Timothy Chalamet. We were making fun of him when we had our boy here. Who? When we had, Devil, what's his name? Devil? Ron Perlman? Yeah. Ron Perlman. I remember we were talking about Timothee Chalamet. He is a straight up movie star. He's so good. Oh, yeah. He's so good. Him and Zendaya? Oh, man. She's great too. She's so talented. Yeah. In Little Foot, she's or Small Foot, she's great. Look, some people, like Anne Hathaway, I was watching her, some people just have it. That movie stars have something where they're so good all the time, you never see them acting. They can do anything. You take it for granted. This guy didn't, And that's okay. Yeah. But acting wise, I was pretty good. Pretty good. Not bad. But just, that's a different Different thing. Skill set. It's a different look. It's a different thing. 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But you could be with refreshing citrus edge, a taste that takes you there. Get the facts, be drink aware, visit drink aware dot I e. I was listening to, do you like that band, Florida Georgia Line, Jay? Of course. Yeah. So my our boys, Will and, Taylor Luan had from Bussin' With the Boys had, forget which one. I heard you talk about that. They had one of the guys on from Florida, Georgia along. And so Florida, Georgia line, massive band. Yeah. Two guys, massive. They broke up. Really? And Will asked him, was like, what happened? He's like, one day, his partner, I forget his name, he's like, he just came up. And was like, okay, man. I'm gonna do my solo thing. And he was like, what? He was like, he was out of left field. Like, we're crushing it. We just got out we're about to sign a new deal. And he was like, no. Not don't do this now, man. And he's like, it's just what I feel like doing. He's like, man, like, it it it doesn't make sense. He's like, no. I'll still do my own thing and we could we'll get back together and we'll do both. And he was like, his name's Taylor. He's like, no. It's not gonna work, dude. Like, just get into this points, take so much work. Peak of their show. Yeah. The best. Selling out arenas. And his boy's like, I'm out. That's crazy. But, Taylor had a good point. He's, like, man, it's, like, you you know, you're basically, in a marriage because they were together for 10 years, more than 10 years. Like, you're in a marriage. Obviously, there's no sex depending. Right? But there's there's no sexual favors there. But you're in a business marriage, and he's like, damn it with you. You go through a divorce. And that Taylor's like, yeah. It was like a f**king divorce. He's like, we once saw couples' therapists. Yeah. He's like, we went to therapy trying to figure this out, and it still didn't work. Metallica did that. Yeah. Metallica literally had to go see therapists because they were like and and and they were talking about Radiohead, which I think is an incredible band, but they are on a private jet, and then they're performing. And, like, they tour 365 days a year. After a while, you're singing the same songs over and over with each other. That they were sitting on the journalists said they were sitting on the plane, and they couldn't even look at each other. They were just like, f**king this is They're sick of each other. And you can't say, oh, it sucks being a rock star. Nobody's gonna listen to that. But meanwhile, they're like, I gotta sing the same song every f**king night. I think it's did they not have the money to just be like, I'm out? You think one of them You'd you'd be surprised. Right? No. I know. You know? Depends if you're bad with money or you have a big nut every month. You're like, I have to tour every single week to cover my neck. Can I ever tell you? I I I hope I'm not speaking out of turn. Steve Perry from Journey? Yeah. So Journey, the band Possibly the greatest singer of all time. I I would agree a 100%. Yeah. And and, such a good guy, such a nice guy, and I got to know him fairly well. Yeah. Take it easy. And, he even came to see me in a musical that was fun singing. The band was so nervous. I was singing right at him parking with my shower voice. Yeah. I mean, it was good. So so so Steve is is is doing his thing, and we're hanging out. Journey, the band is broke. They still have to tour, right? And Steve kind of, like, had a parting of ways with them, so he hasn't he didn't sing. Well, didn't he get cancer? He had cancer, I think he had thyroid cancer. He had to take a leave of absence because he got cancer, so then they put him in the little Filipino kid. Yeah. So he couldn't sing. A little. Well, no no no. He had been broken up from them before. Oh, really? Yeah. And he just hadn't sung it, and then and so we and he drives when you see Steve, right, he's super modest. He drives a Volvo, like a beat up Volvo station wagon, and he talks. He goes, Yeah, you know, I have a little place here, and we used to be like this. We'd be like, damn, man. We love him so much. It's such a bummer that he's just, you know, he's a rock star, and now he's living this modest life. He's driving this f**king Volvo. So my friend, who's a director, goes she goes, I gotta I'm trying to find a flight. I gotta go to London, and I and it's just everything is expensive, and I can't figure out, I can't find the right flight. And Steve looks at her and goes, do you want to take my? He goes, as we're all talking, he goes, do you wanna take my jet? And so she goes, yeah, right, I wish. And he goes, no, I mean seriously, you can take my jet. And she just goes It's Steve McQueen. She goes, wait, you have a jet? I don't know. And he goes, because he's so modest. He goes, it's just the way I like to fly, because I'm I'm, you know, he goes, I I I, you know, I just don't for me, I just tend to be more private. And so my friend goes, Steve, we thought you were broke. And he goes, he starts laughing. He goes, you thought I was broke? And he goes, yeah. He goes, I saved all my money. Yeah. He's All of it. Ball. He's just but he's one of those I'm sorry. I hope I'm not speaking out of but he's such a wonderful, like modest guy. We were at my sister's house, and he's sitting there and he's talking about, you know that song, Faithfully? Oh, yeah. Okay, I love that song. And he he we're sitting around talking to him, and I was asking him, like, how about he goes, well, it started out as a it's a western song. Somebody else wrote it. It was a western song. And he's singing, and then he goes, and then I said, I was thinking to myself, well what if I just sing it, like, and he sang like a verse of it, like right there in the chair? He still do it. He hasn't lost a f**king beat. We were just like, what the f**k is so good? So he left Journey? Yeah. He left He's not sick of it. He just no. They just had a parting of the ways because Steve was the guy who he's the guy. And and but the other guy who, the guitarist, was a great writer and a great guitarist, and I think they were just 2 alphas, you know. Great writer, great guitarist. You don't have the voice of You hold on to Steve Perry. See you? Hold on to Steve Perry. If he's in your band, you do everything you can to hold on to that man because he's the band. When I think of Journey, we think of yeah. We think he's got the most beautiful voice. There's no one that can do his voice. You never hear anybody doing karaoke the same way. It's him and then, homeboy from Queen. Yes. I agreed. And such such a good person. But also, I think dealt with a lot of, like, when he was a rock star, he dealt with crazy stalkers, crazy stuff. I think it just really he he doesn't yeah. He doesn't like but he doesn't like celebrity. He does not like a celebrity. It's all that poor guy. You're all famous, man. People are crazy. Oh, I hear you. Create me a f**king river. I hear you. Jump in your private jet, dude. Sing me a g*****n song. It was so funny, though. Yeah. Bands break up with Florida Georgia Line. That's how I am starting to interrupt. It seems like there's something more going on there though. Because the other dude that he broke up with came out with, like, not a diss track, but, like, country diss track talking, like, s**t to him. Did it do well? Oh, he's talking s**t to him? Yeah. Saying saying, like, I'm a tell my side now. Like, it's not like he's been on this, you know, PR thing saying Unnecessary. It depends. Like, did he steal money from him? Don't dress like that. Right? But did he steal money from him or, you know, what's going on there? I don't know. You know? So Have you seen this, But but I was thinking about it. Like, you and I have been together, what, 13 years now? Yeah, bro. Like, we've never, like, never once I've been like, I think it's the end of the fire of the kid. Never. And also It's always been home base. No matter like, even when you're doing I've seen that today, like, driving in. Like, even when you're doing your TV show at the height of it, you and I had all my Showtime s**t. Like, never once Always here. Did we think about quitting fighting with kids. Never. Never. Never. We were always here. Never. Always here. And then you and I would never ever go bad on each other. Like like, I would never, like in a million but even if, like, it was all f**ked up, like, this is not a shot. No. I'm not gonna be like, yeah, Brennan. You know why? Because we're not b***hes. We're not b***hes. No. I'll say it to you. Yeah. You know? I'll keep you busy, you know? Yeah. We gotta do a little more jujitsu just because that was people like that, but but I I have to say You've been training harder? Well, Did you go back to your gym? I got yeah. I got a little f**ked up with the fact that it was that easy for you, but I have to be honest with you, and I'm not trying to be c**ky. Yep. I have a couple of things I wanna try. Whatever you want. And I wanna show you Whenever you want. A couple things. And I wanna show the fans for real how to get out of things like a headlock, how to get out of a bear hug, all those things with a bigger guy. I dig it in. And those are the things I can do. We'll see how it goes. Well, before we do, I want to say another thing. f**k you, and f**k you again, right? Yeah. Because I don't like how you're talking. It's already making me mad. Yep. And this time, we have mats, and I'm not gonna be nice. Okay. Cool? Cool. Alright. Good. We do whatever you want. We're buddies though. Right? We're buddies, man. All good. Here, put you in. We're not like Florida Georgia line. No. We're not Florida Georgia line. No. And those guys got a lot of heat. People made fun of them, right, Chin, in country music? Like, the because they say they were, like, pop. They were, like, the, they were considered, like, the Nickelback of country music, but because they had, like, hits, constant hits, but it was, like, really poppy. Man, was it there's that slap. Dude, they're all hits. Yeah. That's like people that make fun of Nickelback. They had him I forget what he was on. The lead singer of Nickelback was on some podcast, and they asked him Chad something. Yeah. Chad, Kroger. Right? Kroger? Kroger? Yeah. Someone said that. Chad Kroger. So, you know, Nickelback. So he's Sure. And it started with, 40 year old version when they're playing, Nintendo 64. And he goes, you know how they're doing jokes back and forth roasting each other. And he goes, you know how I know you're gay. And they go back forth. He goes, you know how I know you're gay. You like Nickelback. Well, that started just a frenzy of people making fun of Nickelback. And they're like the butt of the joke forever. I remember that joke. I go, you're gay if you listen to Nickelback. So they asked him, they said, you know, does it did it hurt your feelings, you know, when people kept making fun of you? And he goes, you know what? It and it was a good way. He wasn't talking about it. He goes, you know, it would, but we were selling out arenas. And I don't know if you've looked at the record books, but we're one of the top 5 most selling bands of all time. He was like, he goes, I think if we were doing bad, it would've it would've hurt. He goes Yeah. But literally, we're like, okay. We're fine. Selling out show he's like, if I he goes, if the audience wasn't there, it would affect us more, but okay. Have fun. When I go out there and I like in Tacoma, when I see a full room, it's all good. Oh, yeah. It's all good. Now imagine arenas. Oh my god. It's like, you can't what what? What did you say? What's your white noise over there? Yeah. Shut up. No. Nickelback slaps, dude. Do you feel the same way about Creed? Because, you know I don't mind Creed. Are they really popular still? Creed and Nickelback have that, like, same kind of music, didn't it? Nickleback has, like, some hit Bangers. Creed had a few, but Nickleback has so when you look up their charts, you're like, oh my god. I don't even know who These guys are so rich. What are their give me a song. Nickelback? Nickelback? Yeah. This is a The photograph. You're a good band. Yeah. But Creed the reason why Creed kinda messed up because the lead singer Scott Stapp, he's he got, like, addicted to drugs and what kinda went wild and Did he knock him into a site in Miami? He did, like, videos. I just I remember he did, like, videos of him going crazy, and then eventually he sobered up and now he's good. And I think they're touring right now. I remember when the guy, Limp Bizkit, the Fred Durst. Yeah. He tried to he was he was making fun of him, and then and then I I respected what's his name from Creed? Scott Stapp. Scott Stapp said, I'll tell you what, let's fight, and we'll give the money to Jared. I did that. He goes That's cool. Why don't we fight, and we'll give the money to charity. You go back to have a little bit of luck. First didn't, and he goes and he goes, so he didn't do any and and what's his name? He goes, he doesn't want any hear this. Yeah. I was like I don't dig that. It's not a bad thing. Yeah. I dig it. You know? Nickelback's kinda popping back up. I saw them yeah. I saw them in, like, my Instagram. They go back and then, because they sing that song, I woke up in the back the bed. You know that, Hardy song? They're they're on a way. Right? Nickelback did it their version. It might be better. Oh, have you Bubba, have you seen this new this car jitsu? So now Yeah. Okay. So Randy Couture, and Yeah. And Mark Coleman. So so Mark Coleman. So our boy our boy, John Brancus, is the one who's putting that on on Brink's TV, and he called he texts me, this is a real text, I'll show it to you. He goes, dude, you, August, you should do karjutsu with Brendon. He goes, with Brendon Schaub, and I go I go I call him. I go, John, do do do you think how long do you think I'd last in a car with Brendon? He goes, I don't know. You don't you know? I go, are are you is this a serious question? Like in a car of all places. Forget it. And he was like, alright, well who do you want to go with? You know, I was like, I don't know who I'd wanna go with. Sanaz. I mean, Sanaz, I'm gonna you and I are gonna be in karjutsu because I don't wanna lose, and I'm gonna I'll be nice though. What kind of car? It's I don't think it matters. I think, you I hold on. So Yeah. I'll tell you a company I wanna invest in is if they said you gotta invest in a company. And I said, what's your pitch? And they said, it's car jujitsu. Yeah. And I said, okay. Who signed up? Yeah. Like, well, we got Randy Couture. I'm like, legend. That's fantastic. Mark Coleman? Oh my god. Legend. UFC legend is fantastic. Who else? Okay. Well, you know the guys from Fire and the Kid? I'm out. Yeah. Well, Brian Callan is, the 57 year old comedian is gonna fight, who? Who would be good? It's not good if they're reaching out to us. No. He's just my buddy. I've known John forever, so, you know You're my buddy too. You'd be the last person I would invite to do a jiu jitsu competition. And I love you. Hold on. Yeah. Jujitsu guy. Right? We have fun with this. We have fun. You know, I have fun f**king you up and on the camera. Don't say f**k. No. It's so fun for me. Right? Because it's so easy. Hey. You're getting heat. But if you did not I and I should. It started to get me heat up. Good. Because I've been doing a lot of s**t lately. Yeah. I a lot of s**t. That's cool. But if I'm but if I'm doing, like, a jitsu competition. Right? You're not on the rolodex, f**kface. Hey, dude. Right? You be careful because right now, I'm I will I will literally I will literally put my knee on your f**king belt. Sure. Now do you think how how many noes did John get before he got it was like, we think you're Brian Tallon. They're like, he does some of it. Right? We saw him on Instagram f**king around with Sean. If we're sitting like this Let's hit up Brian. If we're sitting like this and I get the jump on you, you're still gonna have your hands full. It's all day, man. All day. In a car? Yeah. I know. You can't use your legs. I know. It's crazy. Right? I'm on top of you? Dude, trouble. What are you gonna do? Trouble, dude. Trouble. Here's the thing. Hey. I'm getting I'm getting a little heated. You should. And I'm heated at John that he asked you to do anything regard to martial arts. I said I said to my wife, does your wife check you periodically? Never. No. No. No. So my wife Alpha. Right? Alpha. Right? I don't drive Tesla. My wife's my biggest fan. Right? She's my biggest fan, and like, I love her so much, and she, you know. But, I said, I was like just kind of sitting there, and I said, I'm a little sore. She goes, why? I go, well, I don't know if it's because I tried to wrestle with Brendon, and nothing I was learning in jiu jitsu worked with him, and it's really weird how it just it's it's weird to be with my friend who can kill me that quickly. And then she because, you know, she has had some experience with pro athletes. Yeah. She's hey. She's grappled. She's hey. Hey. No. I thought we were vibing. Hey, dude. No. We're we're just going over the stuff. Hey, dude. Nope. You you grappled big guys, and she's grappled a little big guys. Black. Hey. Hey. Hey, dude. What? No. She's out of matches. She's out of matches. Next break, B. Let's talk about Sportsman's Cove Lodge. Oh, I can't. Wait. Let's talk about fishing, luxury deep sea fishing. 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You're listening to this, interrupting your wonderful Irish summer. But you could be. With a refreshing citrus edge, the taste that takes you there. Get the facts, be drink aware, visit drinkaware.ie. She goes like this quietly. I go, yeah. It's just a f**king weird that he can, you know, she goes she goes she goes, that's news to you? Yeah. I'm with your wife on this. Yeah. Hey, man. It's all news. Yeah. I know. I know. You know what makes me feel better? What's that? There are a lot of guys who've dedicated their lives to jiu jitsu and to fighting. A lot of guys who've dedicated their lives to fighting, and I mean their lives. And I know you can do that to them just as quickly, so I take a little solace. A little helps you get through the day. Yeah. Yeah. But having said that, shut up, and and this is that was that was chapter 1. Right? And there's some things that I have. That's like chapter 7000, dude. I've done this to you so many times. Okay. And But we can start a new book. Yeah. We're gonna start a new book. Cool? Yeah. Cool? What do you wanna call the book? Brennan f**king Brian up chapter Nope. 1. No. Brian keeping Brendan busy and surprising Brendan with the s**t he can transition to. Oh, we're just spitballing ideas. I got one here. How about Brendan shoves his dick down Brian's throat every Monday, chapter 7? Do you like that? Or would you like to switch that chapter? What do you wanna do? You're so disrespectful. That's sweet. Go chapter 10. Brian pulls bread and pulls down Brian's pants whenever he wants and slaps him on his stupid old a*s. Do you know my friend did that to his the guy who was f**king he was friends with a guy who was an actor, a soap opera, and he's like just a monster like you, and he found out the guy was f**king his girlfriend. So he pulls his truck up to him, the guy gets out, he goes, alright, listen man, big deal, and he pulls him and pulls, I told you this, man. Spank me. Nothing more embarrassing. Yeah, I'll do it to you right now. No. You never spank me. There are certain things that I know because I'm familiar with the language. Right? What language, Brian? Striking, kicking. Hey. Hey. Hey. You're as familiar with the language of jujitsu and striking as I am Mandarin. It ain't good. This I was I was a wrestler. No. Hey. And I'm a black belt. No. Hey. And I continue to train. Black belt and what? Taekwondo. Hey. But also I boxed. Yeah. Yeah. No, dude. I took French for And Spartan. Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't count. Hey. I took French for 4 years And I continue to train. Kind of. Right? At least once a week. Sure man. Alright. Whatever gets your ax on. Moves. Now you got some moves, man. Now does this part of my wrist and this part of my thing hurt a lot? Yeah. Sore? Yeah. And, yeah, there's a lot of sore on me. Does this knee not bright since I took one boxing class with my shoes off? Yeah. Alright? Hey, man. What's up, dude? K. Listen up. Alright. Dude, get your hand. Get your hand. Alright. Alright. Dude, get your hand. Get your hand. Get don't Hey. This is I'm out my head. I'm standing there. Be cool. Be cool, dude. Don't be cool, bro. Be cool. Oh, s**t. Cool, dude. Alright. It's all good. Right? Is today Wednesday? Yeah. Is it? I'm gonna spank you today. Oh, my gosh. Look, it's Wednesday and I feel like spanking you. No. Yeah, dude. You're spanking me. Yeah. So here we go. Yep. Do it. Here we go. I'm gonna break things. Okay. So that's not good. That's not good. Okay. I'll snap that off right now. That's not good. That's not good. So what you wanna do guys is this. Put that here. Put that here. One break. Give it. One break there. Where do you wanna go, daddy? How do you wanna go? Oh, you gotta be on that. Alright. You gotta be on that. You gotta be on that. You gotta be on that. You gotta be on that. No. No. No. No. No. See. See? See that? You want more? Come on. Let's go. Let's go, bro. Let's go. It's Wednesday. Hands on it. I'm gonna slap your stupid a*s. You're not gonna slap me. Nobody slaps me, bro. I just slapped you. Okay. You did Just Wednesday. Do you want it on Thursday? No. We're good. We're good. You know, you got me a couple times, but you saw me stop it. You saw me stop it. f**k. I had those I had those under hooks. Your hair's all f**ked up. Hold on. Let me just come here. I wanna see something. That's tutorial. Alright. Watch this. What do you do to yourself? So what I did there, guys, was I had this. Now, the mistake I made was creating distance. Mistake you made. From up here, now he's gonna have a hard time. Right? You're good there. Don't you think? You're gonna stay there. Thomas is gonna create more space. You see what I did? Pulled out. As soon as he's dead, pulled out there. But now you don't have them. Now, his hands here. Boom. Boom. Okay. Okay. Good. That's good. What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing, Danny? Okay. What are you doing? So here we go, guys. So here, good good good. Now look how empty that. Sit down. Turn wait. Let me show the camera. Hold on. Nope. So guys, look. Nope. Turn your head this way. Yep. Alright. Now sit. Sit out. Sit out here. Yep. Alright, guys? And just stay calm. Look how I'm look what I'm doing with his legs. Right? Now just lay down. Come. Stay calm. Stay calm. Okay. And we stay calm. Now now this is where it is. Just don't go, obviously. Stupid. You don't come. You stupid. You don't come. You stupid b***h. You stupid b***h. Where are you going, hush? Where are you going? I'm gonna go by Gosh. I just got robbed. You almost got robbed. Nope. You almost got rolled. Nope. Well, we don't have I don't have room here. But look. So guys This is street dude. Controlling this, controlling this. He's got it out. Okay? Okay. That's alright. Okay. All the pressure there. There's some pressure there. There's some pressure there. Hey, ref. Ref, he's caught me a stupid b***h. Now just look at this, stay calm. You gotta admit, not bad. Not bad. Not bad. This pressure's not good going in. No. But yeah. But See how you wanna move? That's all I want. Yeah. But I can't I don't have a mat, dude. I know. Me neither. Okay. Can you create some room? Okay. No. Yeah. There's not enough room. Yeah. Let's get our head out. Nope. Nope. See what I did? Yep. Now after this comes. Oh, god. That was in the stick. Modern stick. Alright. Don't panic here. Don't panic here. How's that triangle defense? Perfect. Alright. So I did this Yeah. I'm not warming. Let's go. Alright. Okay. Okay. Not warmed up. Okay. That's pretty good. Now that's pretty good. Alright. So I made a mistake. I made a I Oh, yeah. Yeah. See that? Yeah. That's called an escape. I'm a drown. I got you. I got escaped. Yeah. We don't even have a Are you gonna be on the bottom? We don't have a we don't have a mat. Oh, s**t. I'm not gonna do that. We don't have a mat. Don't call me a b***h, dude. What are you doing? Trying to grab my lights? I was just chilling. Looking for a good time. Okay. There been triangle choked in some dumps? Some chunky donkeys? Yeah. Oh, s**t. There you go. There you go. There it is. Alright. Oh my god. What do you do? I Put the rest right here. Yep. Okay. That's good. I'm back. Hold on. Alright. Go ahead. Okay. Come on. Start heavy 1. No. Just start heavy 1. Go. Go. You start heavy 1. Go ahead. Okay. You going, Mal? Alright. Let's just mount up here. Guys, visible voice for this. Let's go. Alright? Okay. No. No. No. I don't like this because I know what you're gonna do. No. I'm not doing anything. No. No. I don't like this s**t. No. Go ahead. I'm gonna hurt. I'm gonna mount. No. There's no No. Do the amount. Do the amount. And give me amount. Oh, my god. I'm not really hitting, bro. I'm showing you guys what you can do to really mess with this mess with this f**king you're trying to check my f**king Yeah. I'm giving you a mountain for free. See, I turn you mountain. Turn by. Alright. Turn it back. Turn it back. Notice how I'm checking all of them. I'm not f**king him up. Nope. Like a douche. Here's mount skills, guys. So mount. Mount here. Right? Now, bad position for me. Here, but bad position. Because what I do here is I'm here it's tight. Watch your watch your chin. Alright? Now now I'm just gonna ride him real hard. So he feels this right now. Yeah. That's a lot of pressure. See that? That's called Saturday Night Ride. That's wrestling. Now he's going to try to break it. Yeah. No problem. He's out. Right? That's okay. Stay here, guys. Throw the out. Stay here, guys. Stay here, guys. Stay here, guys. Look at how heavy I am on my hips. He's panicking right now. He doesn't like this. Does he? Now watch this. Let me show you this. So I'm here. I can be here. Get one hand here, one hand here, and we're nope. Okay. So he blocked it. Okay. He blocked it. Okay. That's not bad, but you saw my move. I saw it. Right? Okay. Now look. Look. Look. But this is Look at this man. Keep your hand. Keep your leg here. We're good here. We're good. Just break the grip for the armbar. That's the problem. Oh no. Let's give them some room. So now you got room for your arm. You brought with a black belt? Break the grip. Because they Break the grip. What can you do? You can't break the grip here, but what you can do that's not good. That's not good. Oh, yeah. Okay. Watch me. Watch me. That's my bad knee. Sorry, dude. Alright. That was good. See, you gotta watch out for the arm. Good person. Alright. Good good training. Good training. Good training. Good training, man. Good training. Good training. Good training. Good training. We'll wait till the bats are here. You need to go on top of Brian's eye. Yeah. Do you wanna forsake you? No. Can I get hit? No. It's just a it's a scrap. It's a rug burn. Honestly, Brian, can you come close to the camera, see? No. I mean, it's what this it's just a rug burn. f**king animal did to me. Oh my goodness. I wanna talk to somebody. It's a rug that I've got that already. Look at that s**t. I gotta go home and scare my kids now. Dude, I didn't have the couch. I was in the way for my arm bar, but you saw how my knees were together? Dude, you always had that arm bar. Yeah. Your setup was good. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we're gonna lay the mats out. So a lot of it's just repetition, guys. There's a lot of reps. Did you feel that strength? Thousand out. I did, dude. Good. Good. Good. It's good though. You could have gotten Sometimes that's all you need to wake up. You gotta have a little wake up call. You gotta you gotta poke the bear. I'll tell you what I didn't like is that transition to the triangle. Nah, that was bulls**t. I know better than that. I know. I know better, and I I came out and I put myself in the triangle like an a*****e. But that's just because I'm not, you know Oh no, so fresh. I went from triangle tap to the arm tap. I was gonna pull out. I should have kept my head on the other side and pulled you this way, but I wanted to get I wanted to get busy. That was both that was a that was a white belt move to go into the track. Smooth. Just know this guys That will never happen. Never. Not in the Can I be honest with you? On one thing, you get you get one of those on me once. Okay. I'm a quick study. You tell me where you want to start, pal. Like Wolverine, I learn s**t quick, dude. The Wolverine heals quick, you old f**k. So so so, fighting bulls. Fighting bulls learn quick. We learn quick. I just see your your your mark, right? I have a mark? Yeah. And I'm sweating. Yeah. All that all it takes is that. I'll show you the Mark. For young spring chicken Not bad. Not bad, man. Not another 10 to 15 years? You think? Yeah. I think we'd be to enter into white belt tourney. By the time I'm 80, I wanna be able to dunk a basketball. That's my Oh, dude. That'd be sick. Go. f**k with me just because I got mad that John asked you to do a competition. Yeah. That's true. That's true. Yeah. I did not ask for that. So so I'm not gonna do card jitsu. Be cool if you did though. Yeah. If if you if you could go against, like, another somebody your age as an actor, you'd f**k them up. I probably would. Yeah. Yeah. But you also get injured because I'm if I'm on camera, you're gonna go full. Dude, what about, like, you and Paul Giamatti or something like that? I would I would I would kill Paul. Fun. Right? Yeah. I would kill Paul. Who else? It'd have to be it'd have to be an athlete. What about you and Wesley Snipes? I'd have my hands full with Wesley Snipes. He's black? He's just athletic and strong. Is he athletic? He looks black. Why? Because you saw him in Blade? No. Have you ever seen him in that what was that baseball? Light man can't jump. Run. Dude, that's that's the movies. Yeah. But he's jacked. They made Mark Wahlberg look like NFL player. I remember when he was gonna fight Rogen. I remember when Rogen was like, I'm thinking about fighting. And then he backed out. Rogen was down. Yeah. Well, he saw, I think, Rogan kicking, and he was like, oh, wait a minute. But he's a good guy, man. Nice guy. Yeah. We're gonna throw that all that out the window because you're gonna have to fight him in a car. Yeah. I don't think he would do that. Didn't he go to jail for a while? Taxes. Tax fraud. They made an example out of it. Was he he was in that movie with Kevin Hart, wasn't he? The show. Yeah. Series. So good. That's such a good series. It's so He was great in that. Brilliant. Yeah. He's his brother. Right? He's his brother, man. Yeah. Oh, he's so good. Yep. White man can't jump. It's too wung fu. Still doing it. Still getting 46,000 likes. Mhmm. Don't kid yourself. He's Blade. Who doesn't f**k with the Wesley Snipe? They think they're making a Blade 4. How old is he? Probably 60 probably 65. He's 88? Are you on the island of Capri? Of course, you're not. But you could be, enjoying a bottle of Stila Capri by Peroni Nasrudzuro with friends, sunbathing on your beached towel. But you're not. You're listening to this, interrupting your wonderful Irish summer. But you could be with a refreshing citrus edge, a taste that takes you there. Get the facts, be drink aware, visit drinkaware.ie. Oops. Age. He's born 62. 61. Years old, ladies and gentlemen. 61. Looking good. From Orlando. Nobody escapes father time except Go down. Ryan Cowan. So he's 5 9, and you're you're almost 6 foot? Dude, the thing is, it's a fair match up. Aokido Shotokan, kickboxing, Brazilian Shihitsu. He has Yeah. He's got under his Wikipedia. We're f**ked. Yeah. He's got some training. How come your Wikipedia didn't show that? Martial arts. I I let him see what I do, bro. When I tangle. I know. I just When I tangle with a bear, they see what's up. Anyone who runs Wikipedia, if you just add to Brian's martial arts, because he's you're also an actor. He's an actor. Yeah. Why does he get his martial martial arts accolades on it? Is it you this carpet's clean. Right? I'm sure it's clean. Why do you I'm kidding. I'm kidding. No. You don't get stuff off this carpet. No. What else you got, Chen? Current events? Yeah, man. Current event. Oh, we have good current events. It up. Come on. We go that is lighting it. That's lightening up. We can't get more light on that. We had to we had to mix it up. Brandon and I said, we're gonna do some wrestling. Yeah. No. You all have it. We were on the phone, and we go, we're gonna start wrestling, and I'm gonna try my new s**t, and we're gonna see how it works. Now you're gonna go back to the doughnut. My underhooks need some work. I just spank you. No. Well, but I stopped it. You know, I don't like that either. No. No. I stopped it. I stopped it. Spank. And then you kept what were you calling me? You little b***h. Stupid b***h. Stupid b***h. I said you asked for the stupid b***h. I kept whispering that, stupid b***h. So rude. But dude, I I stopped the spanking. Handout. No. I I spanked pretty good three times. Yeah. But then I was like, oh, okay. That under hook, I just break that thing off a little little boneless chicken with I don't understand why they underhook that. They you can't do it on a tall guy. You gotta be careful, man. Yeah. What's this? Super cute, guys. So in China, at the zoo, they needed some pandas for the panda exhibit. So they just painted some doggies space. Those are clearly chihuahuas. Or a chows. That's not a chows. Chows. Chows. Yeah. Chows. Chows. But who Baby Chows. So people at the zoo were like, these pandas look kind of funny. Dude, I wanna chow and die him like that. That'd be so cute. In the in the zoo Yes. Thinking they were gonna pull it off? Yes. It's a dog. Was anyone like, why are these f**king bootleg pandas barking? Oh, I hope they're nice to those dogs. They call it dog fishing now. This is what there's a name for this. What do you mean dog fishing? Because I catfishing is dog fishing. But, you know That one's so obvious. But does the dye hurt their skins? Because to bleach them that white, it takes some work. Maybe it's for kids. Right? No. It's If your kid's a moron. Yeah. The exhibit needed pandas, and they couldn't find any. Pandas are you know, every panda in America, we rent from China. We don't own them. Try to get them back. We have to every panda you see comes from China. They are rented property. I did not know that. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Those are clearly f**king crows. Super cute, though. Yeah. Yeah. It'd be cool if you could breed them to look like a panda. What else you got, Jin? Brian, we're gonna trigger you in this next one. We're gonna talk about the roast for a second. Oh, god. Be cool, man. So Tony Hinchcliffe's getting a lot of backlash right now. Super. I think we need to define on that one. I was gonna say, my my question is, who is he getting backlash from? People that I already think suck. Mhmm. So, you know, what I think, before we get into this, Netflix and Tony Hankslip should be congratulated on taking a risk and being f**king hilarious, hurting no one, only just spreading laughter. And if you didn't think what Tony Henscliffe was doing was it wasn't genius, then that then you have the problem. Then I feel sorry for you. So Tony Henscliffe just put a lot of laughter out there. Kim Kardashian knew what she was signing up for. That's why I think, so this comment that says, you know, slut shaming women in front of a crowd of people, and making women the butt of the joke for absolutely no reason, so disrespectful. Men were being the butt of the joke. It was it was probably 98% men by the joke. Yeah. But also, that's like getting mad if you went to a a strip club that there were naked women. Yeah. But also this you you know exactly what you're signing up for. Yeah. Yeah. Is Kim outraged? So if Kim said nothing, she's not outraged. No. Why are you guys up it didn't happen to you. Right. And It happened to Kim and Kim knew exactly what she signed up for. For. And also It's also a roast. This isn't even this is of course, you're gonna get people online, and by the way, a lot of bots. By the way, a lot of bots. A lot of fake s**t. But also remember, Kim, as much as she's hated, she's also beloved. She has I don't know how many followers. She's so famous Correct. For and that she's famous because people love her. Mhmm. So a lot of that backlash is people they're gonna try pulling the woman card and all that. A lot of it is this they think they're protecting Kim, but I'd be willing to bet you ask Kim. She's like, what? No. I knew I came here with my past, of course, I'm gonna get lit up. Incorrect. Like, Kim's a good she's good. Kim's a boo. I guess she was booed when she went up there. She was booed and then but she was they then they celebrate her. They applauded her. Yeah. I heard Netflix I guess they edited it. When she got booed. About the booing. Not not in the live one, they couldn't, but, when on the rerun, like, the post, and how they took them out. Netflix showed real balls. Mhmm. I mean, it's it's kind of a turning point for comedy, because they allowed, like, all these jokes and words that usually, like, in 2020, certainly would have gotten you cancelled. And Tony had a lot of balls to do it, and Tony pulled off I mean, that s**t was hilarious. I'm a professional comedian. I was laughing my balls off. It was great. Tony crushed it. It was great. Kevin Hart was great. But but also, here's the other thing, like, this is marketing you can't pay for. They tried canceling Tony before. Yeah. His show only got bigger then. Now it's at a whole another stratosphere. It's also the number 2 trending podcast in the world. So really? Like, Tony's probably looking at us, like, oh, hell yeah. It's it's like Jordan Peterson said, every time the social justice warriors warriors would come for him, his Patreon would grow by $20,000 a month. Jeez. Like literally. He goes every time because the majority of people don't subscribe to that crazy woke s**t. Because they know it's a lie. Yes. They know that Rogan they knew the Oh, and they're also the ones with money. Yeah. And they knew Rogan wasn't a racist. Of course. So when they tried to do that assassination, his subscribership grew by, wait for it, 2,000,000. That's crazy. That's because the majority doesn't get down with this chaos. No. They're like, what? No. You know, but but so what they're finding so much of this is, so much of this is also troll farms and bots to sow dissension. Like some of it is. Some of it's for real, like people. But, so you know Triller? Or Thriller? Triller? Triller? Triller? That did the Jake Paul thing? Did you see the latest on that? Was it really interesting? So they raised $423,000,000. They now have $900,000 in the bank, and they claim bankruptcy. Yeah, they're a nightmare. Because they found they found out that they bought find out how many bots bots they bought. It was some crazy amount. They they they bought The views? So when they went to to raise money, from what I understand, from what I understand Oh, they're like, look, we have 400,000,000 downloads. And their investors said, I'll give you this, and it was all fake. I think they had, yeah, they bought 200,000,000 users. Wow. Right? So they said 550, but nobody, so many so few people Dude, that's so shortsighted because when you do that, again, you might get that initial money upfront, but then in 6 months, like, hey, dude. We invested whatever is 50,000,000, and we're in the impression you had 550,000,000 viewers. Now we're looking at the hardcore numbers. Yeah. We we're not gonna article that says because you're not gonna get so when you lie like that, you're not gonna get any return. So let's say Coca Cola's like, holy s**t, 550,000,000 users views. Here's $5,000,000. When they see a fraction of the return, they're going, oh, this can't be someone's lying here. Because we know if we apply this much money in the budget, we get, at minimum, this much return, you're getting even less than that. Yeah. It's so easy to get around now. I think they actually got I think they filed for bankruptcy. Right? That makes sense. Yeah. I Googled bankruptcy, but Yeah. So Or they got bought out. They actually got bought out by another company, and that company's dealing with stuff. That makes sense, though. What else you got, Jay? Yeah. Tony's like this only made Tony bigger. Yeah. I agree. Here's another one. Oh, that one. Yeah. So this, like, ex Mayo Clinic doctor is back in court because he was on Bumble, and the matches came out and said, like, oh, he was calling himself a widower. Now this was before his wife's fatal poisoning. And the guy is apparently like a poison specialist. What? Yeah. A poison specialist allegedly. Obvious. Yeah. So he's screwed. Let me see this guy. And after his wife was dead, he was apparently telling the coroner, we don't need to do an autopsy. Let's just rush and cremate her. How does he think this works? I mean All these women are coming forward. And, like, no. I went on a date with him. He said his wife was already dead. He talked about a life insurance policy. And Man, what a piece of s**t. Something's off about him. Small mouth? He's a tiny mouth. Yeah. Or just dead again, shark eyes, just dead behind the eyes. He has he has too much forehead and then a small mouth. The whole thing's a nightmare. Yeah. He's and he's a what kind of doctor? It just says he's a poison specialist. What? And he poisoned his wife and then he was on the app saying he's a widower? Prior to her being dead. They had an open marriage. Moron. So he's telling women, yeah, my wife said when she's still well alive. And he was doing to pay off his student loan. Wow. Yeah. Oh, man. Wild out there. Well, he screwed. Mhmm. Hopefully. Man, next one. How about my son today? Because, you know, just like everybody, when we're downstairs going for school, I put on the news, and the news is so negative. Oh. And today, we're showing, like, some shooting stuff. And Tiger goes, dad, why does everyone shoot each other in New York? I was like, what? He's like, there's always shootings every morning. I'm like, we shouldn't start with the news, dude. No. Like, all it's just negativity. No. Like, no more news. No. Absolutely. I think I do it because my parents did it in the morning, so you just put on the news and you'd go about your business. Yeah. I went on social media. And then he was like, dad, dad, there's always shootings every morning. I was like, we're not doing the news anymore. We're gonna put on news. I write about that. Like, I'm doing that. I talk about that on stage. It's like, with social media, if you wanna believe that the whole world hates each other, that everybody else is doing better than you. It's designed that for them. That you can live forever. It's a $1,000. They have it all for you. Yeah. We got it all for you. It's all a highlight reel of s**t, promise, and, you know, lies. Mhmm. This one, kinda good news. Mister Beast is turning 26, and he's giving away 26 Teslas, Brian. I'm looking at you. 26 years old. Get another one. He's got great f**king taste. I'm gonna try to get one of those cars. I can't believe he's only 26. Yeah. I thought he was 46. What? Me too. 46. He's 26. Crushing life. Yeah. Yeah. He's got he's got some money. Yeah. Oh. How did he make his money? YouTube. YouTube. As a kid. He was doing it as a kid. Yeah. I I don't know. He was, like, I don't know. Yeah. But you know this poor guy? Subscribers? He does one nice thing and people, like, rip into him for, like, oh, white privilege. Look at you helping people in Africa get water. That's the world we live in. It's just ridiculous. Remember he fixed kids that were going blind? He gave them vision. People like, you know how white privileged that is? I was like Oh my god. You think Just do a little bit of a deep blind. Yeah. I was like, what? He was like He's such a good person. They're also saying that he's doing these things, these like, you know, philanthropic philanthropic things To get views? To get views but who can then no. But hold on. But hold on. Get correct. He does And he makes money. He helps people. But no. So the money makes up the videos, he gives to them. Exactly. He says he when he dies, none of it makes sense. He's amazing. And by the way, I gotta say this, they sent me his his chocolate Hold on. They sent f**king Thick Boys Studios. That's what it is. I got it at my house. Yeah. Yeah. You took it from here. No. No. I was gonna save it from my kids. Because I got a box at my house. Yeah. We have it here. Oh, it was so good. It's the chocolate's the best. It's the best chocolate I've ever had. It's so good. All bulls**t is I went through all the bars. Oh, my God. My wife and I were fighting over the f**king peanut butter is by far the best. Just the nest the crunch one. So good. And the and the regular just regular milk chocolate. Like, where can you get a nice chocolate bar that stays? Where do I get more of that chocolate? Nestle? No. No. Mister Beast? Yes. Yeah. It's unbelievable. It's the best chocolate you've ever had. And how did he decide just to he said, I'm gonna make the best chocolate in the world. He did it. Like, what is it? He just was like, I'm gonna make he likes chocolate? He's Willy Wonka. He's Willy Wonka. He just does amazing stuff and just gives all the money away to charities. He's great. Dude, if I told you there's a guy walking this earth that gives out 26 free cars, cures blindness for poor people, helps out, you know, kids in the desert with water, and then designed the best create the best chocolate on Earth. You'd say, is that Jesus? But instead, social media destroys this guy. Yeah. They destroyed Jesus, they put him on a cross and tortured him. Facts. Am I right? Right? I mean, he's amazing. Hey, can you reach out to him and tell him to run him on fire to the ship? I wanna meet that guy. No problem. I really do. What a neat guy, man. I'm sure he's very, very busy, though. Yeah. But, you know He's mostly making videos. He'll do a podcast. I don't know if I would if I was him. Does he live out here? I think he must right now. I think he lives out in California. I don't know. I don't know. I think he lives in Calabasas. I don't know. I thought he was in Austin. He might have moved. He makes so much money, he probably does. He probably left. Also, if I have 300,000,000 subscribers, I'm not doing your podcast. Greenville? Oh, Greenville. Maybe that's where he was born. I don't know if that's where he lives right now, though. That's a nice place. I'm sure you could type in where mister beast lives. I just did. Let's see. I'll be in there. Oh, he's still in Greenville, North Carolina. That's a beautiful Yes. That's that's what he says. He probably has multiple houses for us. Yeah. He does. You don't start a chocolate company and own one house. No. Willy Wonka's house was lit. Let's take another little break, Brian. Yeah. Sorry about your black eye. You asked for it. That's alright, buddy. It would've went so much better for you if you're in the zone, if that mind was right with happy hippo. That's right. However, you wanna get your kratom. You get it pill form, powders, highly concentrated energy shots. 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The argument started because the kitchen manager was taking too long in the bathroom and that bothered him. Yeah. And that's how it started. Yeah. He's a he's a belligerent drunk. It's sad. Well, kids with cancer are sad. That's that's an a*****e. I'm like Oh, he's just drunk. I don't think he's an a*****e. I don't know. I think he's just drunk. He's old. You know? s**t happens. Yeah. Old people I would say that he's probably, from what I have seen without without I don't wanna I don't know him, so I don't I don't like doing this. I I don't wanna do this. But I'm just saying from what I have seen from documentaries and heard, he seems like he's he's he's he is at the center of his own existence, put it that way. Mhmm. And he was also just drunk. He wasn't and also I've seen worse. And also he's older and he he talks that's his wrestling talk. And I think he just wants to say stupid s**t like that. I don't know. I mean, telling the guy let's go outside, like, I've I've personally seen I also don't know what the guy did. Yeah. Like, if the guy was just like, hey, dude, you drink too much, we're gonna cut you off. I And then he does this, like, Gary. Bubba, this is not unusual. I don't believe. I personally It's still a dick move from the Rick. Yeah. Without a doubt. But he is absolutely drunk. I think he gets drunk and belligerent, and I don't think it's I think it's probably more common than people. It's the middle of the day. I tweeted about it afterward too, which I find amazing. Like, does he run his own Twitter, like, or x account? I doubt it. I doubt it. I doubt it. I doubt it. He probably tells him what to do. I'm sorry. It was like he was at Island Burger or something like that. Did he tweet out, like, never go to Island Burger ever again if you're Rick Flynn? I I've surprisingly seen him 4 different times in person. Like, I I was on a plane with him. Like, he's sitting right in front of me, and, that was interesting. And then, he was at a bar just like this when I was in Florida. I'm not gonna I won't I don't wanna say too much. I don't like talking behind people's backs, but he's just not a yeah. He's he's got my feeling is he probably It wasn't too bad. He's just drunk. Yeah. It's fine. Okay. So AI strikes again, guys. Katy Perry was not at the Met Gala, but tweeted 2 photos that damn sure make it look like she was. Oh, damn. This is getting out of control. And that's not her. That's not her. She was not present. Wow. She is a beautiful woman, boy. So pretty. Yeah. But, like, she leaving American Idol, and they said, who would you wanna replace you? She had jelly roll. I love it. She's so pretty. Yeah. She married? Yes. Orlando. Orlando. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And she's friends with Orlando's ex, the Victoria's Secret supermodel, Miranda Kerr, I think. They're like buds. There's 2 beautiful pigs being buds. Who's who's that? One one has crazy talent. Yeah. It's Miranda Kerr. Miranda Kerr. Oh. Oh. It's good to be Orlando Bloom. Look at this. Look at these buddies. Jesus. Pays off to be in Pirates of Caribbean, It was that what she was in? Oh, him. Yeah. Him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's a cute elf. Nice guy. Met him once. Very sweet. Boy, is he winning, Yeah. Orlando Bloom? Boy. He's got his own issues, I'm sure. But, yeah, he's winning. This one? Yeah. Here's my last one, guys. So Oh my god. Boy Scouts of America, they're changing their name. Yeah. It's called Scouting America? Yeah. That way they can molest young boys and girls. Like Well, now it's open to everyone. Yes. Thank them all. And they're just gonna mix everybody? That just helps these pedophile. It's not so gender exclusive. Is that what it is? Yeah. And so Girl Scouts also, so we can't have any special places for girls and boys. This is where your f**king dumb gender ideology gets in the way of everything. But what now what parents are gonna sign their kid up for this woke s**t now? I'd be so disappointed my son asked to ban on a blanket on ban on gay adult leaders. Okay. Yep. Could be accepted as girl scouts. What college students are gonna be accepted as cub scouts. Uh-huh. Into the boy scouts. Uh-huh. So you can't just have Girl Scouts and Boy Scouts. Hilarious. Well, the Girl Scouts are still only girls, though. Well, they should be. But they wanna be their cousins. I don't see them. Boys in there. You'll see. No. But the the girls is Girl Scouts. Oh, really? Boys isn't just boys. So the girls have their own So no action. But the boys have to miss. But the Girl Scouts about 3, 4 years ago, 4 years ago, 5 years ago, were already dealing with boys wanting to be part of it. They were challenged to have boys there. And then there were a bunch of women who are, like, you know, politicians and and successful women said, I was a girl scout and it was really important for me, and it was really important to have a place for just girls. And they they were arguing against this because, you know, and now you'll see trends f**k all this noise. I don't care. You know, they're they're they're dying away anyways. They're teaching kids to tie knots. Just keep making those delicious tag alongs, and I don't give a f**k what you're talking about. Are you just about the cookies, dude? Yeah. Why else did you be a girl scout? You learned, like, how to be a good citizen. No. I was in it. It was f**king boring. I I I I I was too. I was a Weeblow. I was a Cub Scout on Weeblow. I I couldn't I was there for 2 weeks. I was like, oh, I'm not learning how to fight like commando. I'm out of here. Yeah. That's Kept tying knots and s**t. I wanted a knife and Yeah. Me too. I only kill my friends. Yeah. That's right. Put some face paint on. It does say a a quote from the organization that girl scouts has no plan to admit boys into the organization. Hell yeah. And that research shows that a girl learns best in an all girl, girl led, girl friendly environment. Oh, and boys don't? Yeah. I mean, come on. Do you keep making those Samoas? Now they changed the name of that. Anymore. You can call them Samoas. Samoas? Nope. They're called that. They're called Carmel Delights. f**k you. What's a Samoa? Samoa. Because the the Samoans didn't like it. Like, there was, like, one chubby one who because there was one Samoan who was, like, oh, those are fire. The purple box, they never supply enough though, do they? Just two little rows of those. I was told that they do still make them, but they're in different parts of the country. No. They they make them here. We can get them here, but they're called caramel fresh. But you can sometimes get ones that still say Samoas. Do you know how old those are? Those cookies are f**king fine. They really are good. Yeah. Caramel delights. Mhmm. Nah. f**k you. Those are Samoas. Tagalongs. And tagalongs. You'll go through a whole package, Oh, all Yeah. I love them. Not the thin I like thin mints. I like thin mints. I like Samoas, tag alongs. I I was I was coming out of a supermarket, and these little cute little Girl Scouts wear too. I hate that. Yeah. Yeah. And I bought, I go, I'll buy. Sure. Give me whatever. I I got out of there at $52. Yeah. Yeah. The price is inflation. f**k you. Yeah. They're getting expensive. They're like $12 a box. And the little girl's looking at me. I'm like, alright. I'll guess I'll take 3 bags for $52. I had a boss that would and he was a pretty high up in the company. I won't say the company. Anytime his daughter sold cookies, no joke, would walk from cubicle to cubicle with the box and just look at you. And you're like, well, I'll give you $6 and I have a box. Like, you can't say no. No. You know, he did all the selling for his daughter. That's the stuff that bugs me. Yes. Like, Like, all the boss That's where you're like My boss would be very keen. My my daughter, she sold. She went like Yeah. Now, she would knock on doors. Daddy was, about 20 yards behind. I don't like that. Yeah. I'm, like, you know, watching. Also, I hope she f**king sold. Who sells bad cookies? Like, what kid is bad at dude, I'd be like, sales is not for you. If you can't sell tag alongs Yeah. Cookies. And f**king Samoas. You want some cookies? Yeah. What about a lemonade stand? You guys see those kids with a lemonade stand? I don't trust it. I don't trust it. So that's where you draw the line. I just don't trust it. Oh, liquid. Liquid. Liquid's weird. Liquid's not bottled this day and age. They'll they'll pop up around my neighborhood in the summer, but I know the family, they're nice. Cute. They set up a little stand. They're so f**king cute. And they put all that sugar in it. I still don't trust those kids, man. Well, children will poison you. Who knows, dude? A lot of a doctor. Who knows what who knows what the f**k's in there? Like that doctor poison that with a lot of kids poison. You did, dude. I've seen it happen. Yeah. Next one? Sure. Yeah. Give us one more. So well, Ryan Garcia. So apparently, the VODA testing for the first test with the, you know, the nangelon, metabolites Mhmm. I guess that one after they did further testing showed that there's nothing it's not confirmed. So that one's good. No more plates, no more dates. Yeah. He did a That's a problem. Deep dive on that. Good. He said that it's big that it got cleared? Yeah. I mean, well, this is because that's the actual steroid steroid. Oh, that's good. Yeah. That's big. But there's still bee samples that that that still have to be tested, I think, May 22nd. The way Garcia is dealing with it too, he seemed almost innocent. Like, he posted yesterday like, steroids. Yay. He's been crazy that or, you know, seemingly crazy for the last few couple months, though, so I don't know. It's possible he didn't do any of this. Correct. Yeah. Yeah. And plus the Austrian stuff, we've we've talked about this years ago when other fighters got tested. Sometimes in supplements, there would be like traces of Especially if it was a small trace amount. Dude, I gotta run it through my body. We saw that. We also talked about remember, like, remember we said that, sometimes if if people would people buy a bunch of supplements and they find out that this one has Osterine in it and they would take Osterine, So if they got caught, they would just see, oh, it's in the supplements. We talked about this a while ago, and, Derek from More Place More Dates brought that up as well. So I think fighters still do that. Mhmm. Good for Ryan, though. Yeah. That's one thing that's huge because that's a steroid. That's straight up steroid. That's good. So I wanted to show you guys this. First of all, the girl is okay. How far? She's okay. It was a bad injury, but she's okay now. But since you you guys have young kids, I think everyone should know this. So this is an elevator. I'll just show you the video real quick. Moments were all caught on camera. Loni Gracios and her 3 kids were heading out for the day when 5 year old Zoe put her hand on the elevator door. When the door opened, the arm got sucked into the baby's face between the door and an elevator wall. Me and my friend, Jen. I want you to say how fast this happened. So some elevators. She just literally just put her hand on the door. She has a little hand that goes Just barely like this. Yeah. It's not she's not like, no. I'm putting her hand inside the track. s**t happens, man. Door open and say her arm got sucked into the tiny space between the door and the elevator wall. Me and my friend Jen ran up the elevator so it would've pulled her in more, and my friend Nicole was with her down there trying to figure out how to get her arm out. They tried for 3 minutes to get her free. A A neighbor heard the commotion and handed them a bottle of lotion. And she put it on her arm and Poor little girl. She she opened everything. There you go, sweetheart. Check out the injury too. No injury? No. There is there is definitely an injury. 20 Oh. And was left with a large scar. It's pretty big, and it's something that we deal with on a daily basis. She's okay, though. Yeah. She's fine. So they're suing obviously the elevator company and the the, I think, the hotel or apartment complex in, New Jersey. But I mean, like, literally, she just just let leaned her hand on it and it was stuck there. And so you guys have kids. People have kids that watch a show. Just beware of that stuff. It's so simple. Jesus Christ. Yeah. I'm good. I'm glad you showed us up. Cool. This is so stupid. The guy that attacked David, Dave Chappelle at the Hollywood Bowl is suing what a waste of suing the Hollywood Bowl. Well, it's it's not all there. Who who are the lawyers that take this picture? So this is what the that's what I said. This is audio listeners can't. Instead of intervening to protect Lee, the defendants allowed members of the comedian's entourage, encouraged by the comedian to beat Lee. The lawsuit said the complaint also said that a knife fell out of Lee's pocket well after the altercation. Oh, damn it. Where'd it go? Well, after the altercation. Yeah. The yeah. They're basically saying that He had a knife. Yeah. So And they said the knife fell out. What you wanna do is do what I did to Brennan on that. It's so stupid. So because it fell his pocket well after the altercation went on our way, and that his presence did not justify the use of the the They're not gonna get that's so stupid. Yeah. Okay. This is like I don't get when someone breaks into your house and hurts themselves how they can sue you. Like, I don't get this kind of, like, like you said, lawyers take Imagine the lawyers that pick this s**t up. Who's doing that? There's bad lawyers out there. They're, like, bottom level lawyers. Oh, keep going. John d Evans, Lee's attorney, argued that the Hollywood Bowl and unidentified Doe Security Companies were aware of Chappell's history of making offensive jokes that target the LGBTQ plus community, as well as his propensity for making discriminatory remarks, but took no measures to prevent or mitigate the potential harm caused by such offensive material. Are you out of your But I'm thinking, are they gonna say though he broke the laws by running Sure, that could be Of course. Yeah. That pisses me off. Man, dude. Come on. Yeah, dude. Guys, I have great news. If you are anywhere in the Midwest, I am at the Skyline Comedy Club in Appleton, Wisconsin. 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