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Say that again, the Lady Gaga. Things are about to change around here. Each week, we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse Keltie Knight, Becca Tobin and Jac Vanek. Hello. Low and welcome to the LadyGang, for those of you who have not listened to before. I am Becca Tobin, the actress now blogger plus blogger, Beccause of the Lady Gamescom blog. If you haven't banned it, so six, you're late to the party, but we still love you. Across from me, it's Keltie Knight, TV host, also blogger. And I'm going to give the fun fact about Keltie that she and I first met when she was singing Oh Mickey, you're so fine at a New York City audition. I do not get that job. She didn't get the job. I almost got that job. OK, you were closer than me. Your story of my life to my right? Jac Vanek, clothing designer extraordinaire of Jac Vanek, and I met Jac for the first time over emails when I was asking her for free s**t and she hooked me up. I did. She was very nice. I don't have a fun fact this week Beccause our episode is so exciting that I can't even concentrate of what's coming up. We don't need fun facts. I know I'm psyched about this. OK, so in that case, it's time for a good week. Yes, it is bad week. Oh no. Keltie, would you like to start? Oh well, OK, good week. I saw John Stamos again. He's so cute. He's so, so easy. So hot, dapper. He's like, Yeah, he'll be hot when he's 85, and he always makes me feel like I'm so crazy like I am. But he's crazy. Know for sure. But like you, sex addict or something, I don't know I would be if I were John Stamos. Totally. But he like, one time I is interviewing him and he just stopped the interview. He goes, You know, these are some really good questions. You prepared and I was like, Oh, he like, really? Is that like bad boy that breaks you down to make you fall in love with the guy? Yeah. Anyway, so I took this picture of John Stamos, and I was really excited about interviewing him again, and I tagged him in the photo on Twitter and he retweeted it. Oh my god, that's so nice. I thought you were going to say he asked for you to take it down. No, that's a good week. And I felt like he's like a lot of followers, and I felt like, Could you gain a follower? Probably like one or two? Then I lost five. So anyway, I think it's always nice to die. But you know, that wasn't in my job. I post a lot of pictures with celebrities, and no one ever retweets me. You know, they're always like, Why is that girls like so thirsty? Yeah, well, but the properties not retweet, you know? Do you ever retweet people that you interview with? I don't ever take selfies with them. Oh, OK. You're the only person out there taking selfies with with celebrities. And that's why you're Keltie Knight. Thank you. It's what we love about it. Just it's your sparkle. My bad week is so bleak, so I've decided I've talked about this before a little bit on the podcast that this my 34th year is the year of me really figuring out how to be an adult Beccause I've been struggling. I'm really good at certain things in life, and I'm real bad at some. So I decided that I was going to go to therapy and I have been I went to therapy with my husband for I got married to like, get prepped for being married, like, are we good? And I went through a bad breakup and I also went to therapy back then. But I decided, you know, it's time I'm going to do this self care. I considered self-care, not crazy care. Yeah, I'm like, I'm going, do this self-care. So of course, the day I'm set to go meet my therapist, I am so happy and joyous and I'm in such a good mood and it's the world. It's like I'm walking on rainbows. And I was like, You know what? I was wrong about being, I don't need to go to therapy. I'm perfect. I got this handled. Then I get in bad traffic. I'm 30 minutes late for my appointment. I cannot find that I'm driving around the back block 60 miles an hour. I can't find a parking spot. I have to park 10 miles away. I'm running in my athleisure wear down the street, hysterically crying on the way to therapy, and I was like, I was wrong. I really do need this therapy and I show up at the office and I'm like a sweaty athleisure with a sweater. And I was like, I'm so sorry, I'm late. And I was like, Oh my God, that's it. It was bad. So you do need therapy. Did you feel better after therapy? I felt less sweaty. Oh my god. Wow. Bad AC. Too bad we. It was Blake. So anyway, we'll see if I can get my stress control under control. I'll keep you updated. Let us know. Jac, how's your stress? Jesus, my stress is OK. Is that too bleak? I mean, no, it was real. It was real. It was relatable. Keltie and that's why people love a relatable gal. OK, my good week. You'll like this one, Becca. I can't wait. I don't know why this happened to me, but I was on in a little keyhole of stocking Bethenny Frankel. I love her and I was a lovely girl. I was on her Twitter look at looking far back, and she posted a tweet that is so relevant to the LadyGang. The word relevant is so overused that is becoming irrelevant. Yeah, and one of our own and maybe one of the LadyGanger is actually tweeted us and showed us that. Did you get that? Yeah, I've been meaning to talk about it, but I thought. That is so relevant, it's so real to us. Bethany, come on, come on. She'll be a perfect fourth person. She would be so good a lot. OK, my bad week. So I'm sure this probably happens. You guys probably. Obviously a lot of people, I get very constipated when I travel. I can't. I can't go number two regularly. So I was visiting Scott recently and I was not pooping correctly. So I was like, OK, you know, smooth move T. Little Ex-Lax. All the black coffee in the world didn't work. Nothing. Wow. Usually makes me sit on a toilet for like three hours. So I'm like, This sucks. I haven't pooped in like four days. And so I'm on the plane coming home and I'm like, Well, I haven't pooped yet, so I'm just going to order a coffee on the plane. I ordered a black coffee, black iced coffee. Get on the plane. I was in a window. See, I'm just like sipping on my coffee and explosive. Of course, the second that we start putting our seatbelts on to take off. It's like, that's the time, that's the time it's going to come. No. And I was just sitting there and I'm like, Oh my god, dude, this is going to happen. I'm going to put my pants as an adult sitting on a plane next to somebody, and I got so mad. So we finally like, get up to cruising altitude. They turn off the seatbelt sign. The person next to me is dead asleep. I can't wake them up. I have to climb over them, pinching my butt cheeks together as much as I can. So I don't like let one loose shat on that person's lap. I would. I would. Did you make it? Barely, barely. I gross when you have to poop in an airplane? I don't know if I've ever pooped on it. I don't think I have. I like, well, I grew up going to Warped Tour, so I've learned to go to the bathroom and porta potty is right. I can go anywhere, so I have no problem with it. So, but I I almost pooped my pants. Gross. Oh, all right. I just tell you something, though you should never drink the coffee on airplanes. It wasn't on the airplane. OK, what about just don't drink this hot water or any of the water products that don't come from bottle on airplanes Beccause it comes from a big tank in the airplane that they refill and probably out with chemicals every day? My flight attendant friend told me that I don't know. It's a one time fee one time. They forgot to take the chemicals out and she was pouring coffee and it was like just the coffee with the chemicals mix. Oh my god, it's really dangerous to drink the coffee on air. Oh my God. I but my future children are going to like 17 had. So my bad week. It's a very pooh centric giving bad week. My bad week is so we have for the first time in my life, I have a backyard like a little back courtyard. And it's so exciting Beccause I have a dog and I'm like, Finally, I'm giving my dog the life she's always deserved. Or You're welcome, Paula. You are so welcome living like a queen. She is. And so I'm like on cloud nine and I'm like letting her out and she's doing her business and there's no put a leash on her. Like, it's great. It's all fenced in. Well, Zach came to rain on my parade and he was like, Can you start picking up the poop in the backyard? And I'm like, What? I was like, It's the backyard. She's pooping in the back. That's what dogs do. And he's like, Well, no, Beccause then when people are back there and we have people over there going to be stepping on it and the and it's just it's gross to have like a really pretty backyard and then dog poo everywhere. And I'm like. So you're telling me that this was all a scam? 50 percent of the reason I bought this house was to give my dog the life she deserved. And and for me to get the life I deserved so that I wouldn't have to pick up poop anymore. Poop your poop of pooper pooper scooper was super. Wait, so is she pooping on the grass? Part is she's pooping. She has a little like little she patch. No, it's not even on the courtyard. Like, it's literally there's no walking. That's. You got to pick it up. But it's there's nobody walking there. I know. But. Well, tell Zach to animals. So now I have to go into the bathroom. It's like it's extra steps now that I have to like, go and pick it up and throw it in the toilet. How often do you need to clean it at once a week? No, every time. Every time. Oh, Zach, now I know he's so OCD, it's insane. OK, so that's that's my first story. OK? My goodness pastime. Mike, Good week is also about dogs. I would say about poop. Well, how is that the dog park? And I go like, maybe once a week with or Lee and I like make friends with like the dog walkers. I love them and all the regular dogs. And I'm looking over into one section of the dog park where it's like larger dogs and there's dog walkers. And then this one woman's there with her really, really big dog. Like, I don't know what kind of a dog it was. And the dog was humping like another larger dog. And usually everybody at the dog park, when that happens, like they just push the dog off and they're like, No, no, you know, like, don't do that. This woman proceeded to get on her dog and hump it and hump it. Beccause what? Oh my God, I didn't think you could actually say, and she was like, How does it feel? How does it go? You don't like it, do you? You don't like it. And I was like, Oh my God, this is like this in public. This was gold. Yes. You probably had it. I couldn't. I was. I was. I was shocked. I was. I couldn't decide if I was mortified or like so highly entertained that I couldn't decide if this is my good or my bad week. But it was good Beccause it was the most insane thing I've ever witnessed. Was she wearing mom jeans? She was in, like, very, how do I choose your words carefully? Becca Tobin androgynous clothing. I thought you were going to say. There it is. There it is. OK. Wow. But like, wow, that's insane. All right. Well, you win, actually, when you went with her. Finally, what's coming, Keltie? Oh, well, we're very excited about our next guest might hamper. LadyGang is brought to you by Lightbox lab grown diamonds with Lightbox, you can explore all the reasons to give and receive lab grown diamonds this season. Lightbox lab grown diamonds are simply priced and proudly grown from 100 percent renewable wind energy at the Lightbox lab in Portland, Oregon. How cool is that? I love giving gifts and I love giving gifts of jewelry. What is so cool about them is that they're chemically and optically identical to natural diamonds. Lab grown diamonds have a more accessible price point. That means you can add versatile classics to your jewelry collection like glamorous tennis bracelets, risk free shipping and easy returns. Make Lightbox the easiest way to shop for stunning quality, lab grown diamond jewelry. All of light boxes modern classics shine solo or can be layered for high impact sparkle. Plus, they also offer lab grown diamonds grown in pink or blue, but still with the unmistakable sparkle of a diamond. Lightbox also offers loose, lab grown diamonds for you to use if you want to make your own design. So go see the sparkle IRL by shopping jewelries best kept secret and gifting. Shop now at Lightbox Jewelry. Com Use promo code LadyGang for 10 percent off sitewide. OK. What's going on now, here's the Lady Gaga. You guys, our guest today is probably the most on brand guest we've ever had. This is true Beccause we've had really nice girls come by and they've had to kind of get sassy with us, but instead we're going to get schooled in sass today. She tells it like it is on her podcast, her website, her videos and with major mentions in US Weekly, The Daily Mail, Allure and a whole bunch more that I can write down. She's just a little bit more popular than us, and that's basically why we invited her Beccause we want to say that the cool kids table you asked for her on our secret Facebook page that you should go join right now if you're not on it and you got her the main b***h from the b***h Bible. Please welcome to the show, Jacie Schimmel. That is the nicest intro I've ever gotten. She can be so good, right? It's like a blowjob for the podcast. Let me just warm you up, Jac. Oh my god. Yes, I feel. Are you? Amazing. OK? I'm still erect before we get deep in to gushing about, like, talk about celebrities, Beccause this is truly what I want to dish with you on. I do want to just mention that you are a self-made woman entrepreneur at the same time. So before we get on to like all the sassiness you hear that dad, I'm going to play him right? Like that? Yeah, but but listen, like, you know, we always are talking to actresses and musicians and people are doing the Hollywood world. But I think there's a lot of our listeners are like, Wow, I could start a blog and start a podcast. And I have an interesting topic that I'm interested in sort of building a brand around. So how difficult does it have been? What is your piece of advice for that? OK, my best advice is to be very, very self-aware and understand that so many people want to do this, and it's such a small percentage. It's so luck based. You could be slaving away all day, every day, writing amazing post, providing amazing content, taking the photos, doing the whole shtick. And sometimes it just doesn't matter how hard you're trying. It's just not going to go. So if you have something that's very specific? Go for it. You know, and explore Plan B's and C's and D's and E's Beccause it's really hard and it's just kind of a luck based thing. I feel like I got in right in the nick of time before everybody started wanting to do blogs and writing posts and doing Instagram and all that stuff. So I think I like just made it in time. Yeah, it's also important to be sort of ahead of the class a little. Yeah, and take some risks. You have to know what you're good at and like, you know, just try not to be delusional with yourself. Here's the problem. Like, you can never know, but you can never go get a regular job now. Oh, no. Like, what did you do last year? Like, I wrote a scathing review of the Taylor and Kanye like problems on my blog like, Oh, I'm so screwed I can never go into like the corporate world. I actually started the blog while I was in a corporate job and they found it on the server. Oh no, where were you working? I was working like at this stupid temp investment bank, and I just took a temp job Beccause like I needed a job to show I was working on, got canceled and then I did. No work there, like absolutely nothing. Yeah, you're working on your blog. I was working on my blog. I was the worst employee, but they wouldn't fire me, and I have no idea why I tried so many times Beccause I wanted to get severance. I wasn't going to quit. I'm not a quitter and I would just like wear a Bluetooth around. It wasn't even plugged in. I would watch Housewives on my laptop. It was the best job ever. And then there were like, You need to delete it. And I was like, No bye. So then you quit and then I quit. Severance. I was like operating a small business on the side. Super sketchy side hustle. Let me ask about something that's really got me riled up. Oh, your fight with Kylie Jenner? Explain to everyone what went down and how you're feeling about it now. Where are we at with Kylie's? I've had closure. I went on a Kardashian cleanse for it's. It's been a long time. I try not to talk about them, but I talk about them every single week. Unfortunately, you have to. I talk about not talking about them, which is the same thing. So I she put some picture on Instagram. It was like the same day of the Nepal earthquake. We're talking like two years ago. Yeah, something like that. I don't know. I don't keep up. It was September 1st. It was a chilly Tuesday morning, and I just took a picture of her picture and I wrote some stupid like caption making fun of her Beccause she's like posing in her backyard with a chicken wing. Like, I'm always so hungry. And I'm like, Oh, there was just like a natural disaster. Like self-awareness, OK? Like, like, where is your publicist telling you that you shouldn't be like posing with top us when there's like people dying on the other side of the globe? Like, Get it together, girl ! And so I just posted something about it. I did not tag her. I did not at Kylie Jenner her Beccause I'm so do you, hashtag Kylie Jenner. I think I might have hashtag. Kylie Jenner, Instagram, but you know, that b***h checks her hashtags. That's the best part of the whole thing that she does. She is trolling. And can you imagine how many hashtag Kylie Jenner's? That sounds exhausting. I mean, I would definitely do that. And that was that was before like the top ones would come up first. Like the search for it. Yeah, she was looking. Then what happened? So then I got to take a shower, put a hair mask on it and get out of the shower. I had like 55 missed calls and like, Oh my god, did somebody die? What happened? Like when my in trouble? And everyone was like, Oh my God, did you see Instagram? Oh my God, Kylie, Kylie, Caitlyn. I was like, What the f? And I go on my Instagram and she like, wrote me this scathing comment and said that I was the downfall of our gender. And just like scalds, I was just on the photo that she said this. It was on my photo of her. She left you a comment. Oh my god. But it was a paragraph. Did you? Screenshot, of course, is the best thing that's ever happened to me. You were the downfall of our gender. Yet she's like 12 and I have like every facial surgery. Thank you. Right, right. Yeah, that's incredible. I actually love when the Kardashians go on like a feminist kick. Oh, it's hilarious. I'm like, Are you serious right now? Like, you cannot pull this off. There are other platforms that maybe you can like spearhead, but feminism? I'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah, that's not going to talk. And not really. Yeah, the queens of Photoshop queens with a K, please. So where are you at now with your friendship? Oh, we're best friends. I saw her, actually. But she does. She know your face? Yeah, I would like to think that she does. She definitely does. And I doubt it. No, but I sat literally this close to her, like at this deli in Calabasas, and she walked in and sat down. And I swear to God on my s**t, my pants, like I had to leave the table. I couldn't eat. My fiance is looking at me like, Are you having like a seizure or something? Beccause I was just, I couldn't look at her Beccause you were scared. That's the thing about the Kardashians. I will say this. Are they screw you in your head? You're like, I know what the cards are. And then one comes close to you and you're like, Oh God, they're no all the things they said about them. And I got in there so severely contoured, and they're like wearing these high heels and I'm like, Oh my god, it's exhausting to wear a heel. I know really do that day, stiletto all day. And now if that's your only job, come on, you could definitely. I could make out what I could get your face. They don't even beat their own faces. They sleep and their alarm goes off after their faces and their hair are done. I've seen that before. They do have laid down application. That's my phrase. It's my dream. OK, well, I know you love reality TV. Oh, I do. So to these promos. It's so good. And you know what? It's not a guilty pleasure. If you don't feel guilty about it. I know I'm guilty at all. I don't have any guilty pleasure. It's just so I want to know who everyone's favorite reality star of all time is. Kendall's yak. Oh, that's a really good one. Why, Becca? She's amazing. She's incredible. Wow. She's like, so self-aware. But she's also just such a mess. Like, but like in that she's smart, but she's like, she kind of has it together. That's the thing. It's like she's so smart that she shows that she's a hot mess. But like, really, she I don't know. I can't explain it. It's just this crazy phenomenon. Oh, Jac. I'm probably Chad from The Bachelor or any of my recent fave Beccause he is. I have a story about and. Oh, please tell me. Tell us right now we're in a Twitter war. Yes, he said that I was. He tweeted me and said that I was. I said something about that. I would never have sex with him Beccause I never would, Beccause obviously he can't even like clear one centimetre from his lower lash line to the top of his beard. Like, why does he have hair on my phone? I know it's the weirdest thing I've ever seen like his whole. It's like a weird man. He's a werewolf. Yeah, he is like a werewolf. So he tweeted me saying, Don't worry, that would never happen. I'm out of your league. You're a six. Oh, oh my gosh. Hmm. And then he said, Jacie Schimmel has a wiener. No way. We found great lines and I didn't respond. I was responding quite a bit, obviously. But did you say I don't even remember I was like responding to like strangers? Like, can I tweet him now and ask him what he thinks? That vibrating? Please, yes. Please ask Twitter right now. Like I heard you said that Jacie was a. What about me? What am I? Yeah, he'll probably just send a packs username. Here's hoping that the real that would be great for the blog. It would be easier favorite of all time. My favorite? Oh, it'd probably be a tie between Ramona Beccause I count them as one human Ramona plus Sonja, Beccause I am absolutely amazing. They're like Tweedledee and Tweedledum. They are. They're so amazing, and I really love Vicki Gunvalson. I have a fun fact why I went to elementary school with her daughter. She's like my best friend. What's she is your best friend? She was growing up. Do you have her number? Yeah. Will you give it to me? Wait, what are you training me for that Chad's dick pick the perfect deal? And we've done it. OK? What is the reality star that you would sleep with? Mine's Ethan. Well, he's married. I think I always had a big crush on Ethan from this survivor. I know, but he was my like celebrity. Do you remember Ethan? So Zan, Zan? It was like many survivors go like early late 2000s. Really? Yeah, the like. When you everybody is like Will's got cancer later. Oh, he was like a volleyball player. Is it Beccause he's hot or you feel bad for him? No, he he didn't have cancer till later. He was cute. He is my favorite. Oh my gosh, that guy, would you go? I don't really watch reality shows with men in them. They're all the housewives. It's the only ones that I watch. So it's Housewives, but I always remember Laguna Beach in the hills. Oh yes. Jason Stephan Stavano. Well, actually, now that I'm thinking about it, it used to be. Yeah, but actually, Brody Jenner, it's like Brody Jenner still hot. So, except in personality, yeah, I totally like. So cute. But you can tell that he just thinks he is so great. So famous. I think his brother is super hot, too. What's this one? Oh, Brandon, with the pony. With the pony. I like it like an artsy like, I'll pay you a nude and you're like my my favorite. My musician love is just you never know what's yours. Mm hmm. It'd probably be like a house husband who's gotten divorced. Oh, Beccause I don't want to go with Shannon Badawi's husband. He is a fox. No, he's not. You don't think he's cute. His eye contact is so intense. Like I. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. Is it like one of those people that looks like he's like staring into your soul? It's like it's sometimes a little Megan's Law. Like, it's a very intense High Court. And there's so much talk about Megan's husband, Jimmy. Does he hate her and throw darts at a pictures of her face? Yes, I think she hates it. She talks about their baby and he's like, I don't know if it's editing, but she's like, Isn't it crazy that in a week I'm going to have like our baby inside of me? And he's like, Huh, I know it's so sad Beccause she's so pretty and so sweet. I know I love her. I hope it's editing, and I hope it is just being on camera, which I understand. Yeah. What do you think of Teresa going to jail? Did you read her book? I haven't read it yet, but I'm definitely going to. I love Teresa. Big time. I love Teresa. And it made me sad when she went to jail. I was very free tree, you know? Do you think that? Do you think that the show will do well in prison Beccause Teresa came out with that hot yoga body? Like, could Joe get it together? No, Joe, physically, you see Joe? Yeah. You know, could you see Joe get it together in prison? Joe is going to lose it. They're not going to be together when he's done. No, right now. No, I don't think Beccause it's a year longer. Yeah, no, I don't think it's going to happen. Oh, he's like in there for four or five years. Yeah, it's a long time. She's going to find like a hot zillionaire who loves, like just a kind of girl or like a really hot young busboy. Yeah. Like a Ricky Martin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Before I like this girl, Money for Wear is a gold chain like Ricky Martin in the Living La Vida Loca. VIDEO I am. When I was on Broadway, we went to this like bar opening and there was like an adorable hot busboy, but it was like half my age. So at the time he was 13, so he was like a child, like he was a child, like his parents probably had to like, drop him off there and I got so wasted, I proceeded to give him a $100 tip. Oh my, wow. That's horrible. So I'm going to be like Teresa when I'm old and I'm going to go pick up what bus boys, I'll go with you. I'm into it. It's good. Yeah, they have good biceps. Totally. OK, Jacie, when we come back, we have a special game. We prepared just for you. Ooh. This episode of LadyGang is brought to you by Huggies Little Movers, Huggies knows that babies come in all shapes and sizes and their tissues due to Huggies best fitting diaper as their little movers, which it has curved and stretchy fit. So you know that there's nothing worse than an ill fitting diaper, especially when your baby gets active. Let me tell you something we love Huggies over here in this household Beccause Ford is moving and grooving. And like I said, we've had a few things happen with the wrong diapers. 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Do you think they'll get married now? Do you think it's his kid? Yes, I think so. Do you think she did it just to spite Tiger? I guess she's so mad at Tiger and her breaking up and then him going with Kylie that that incestuous that she was like, I'm going to get back at you and I'm going to prey on the weak little Rob Kardashian. What a sad revenge, baby daddy. I mean, Rob with his socks like she could have gone somewhere else. Like, maybe she could have gotten someone that wasn't famous but was like, Q No. But it's like better. If it's so it's in the family like Khloe, is she ruined? She she, like, inadvertently ruined the relationship. And so, you know, she's she's smart as s**t now. I think she's really smart. Yeah, I think it's smart anyway. What do you think of them? Dec Oh, OK. I mean, yeah, I would not, baby. Yeah, I know. Oh, ditch, just the sex is like, mortifying. No, I can't. I'm like, I'm just think about it and I'm like, Oh, and it's like, it's like a whale. Yeah, it's like it's a wet way to shampoo b***h or ditch placebos. What? What is that? It's like it's the bow like, Oh, it's like kind of blast. Oh, b***h. You like it? Yeah, I'm into that. OK, b***h. Not for me, but I like it on other people. I don't know Beccause you can't show your babies off with it. I know I get I personally like it, but every time I wear one like something bad happens. So, oh, really? On market men hate a placebo. Oh yeah, it's true fashion. It's a way to fashion and then articulate. Yeah. Like, I love labels like you are coolant and a possible oh no. Done. And also red lipstick. At the same time, guys are probably like, Oh yeah, by it's like man repellent. Yeah. Get out of my space. Oh, you look so good. I know. All right. What about Mariah Carey? Oh, b***h, b***h, b***h, b***h. I think she is so ridiculous. I love that she wears pantyhose with an open toed heel. I love that she only will sit on a certain side. I love that she has to bring in her own lighting crew. I think it's amazing and ridiculous, and I never change Mariah. I agree. She's like, she's like a trainwreck, which is like a good one. Yeah. The Photoshopping incident a while ago, where she posted a photo of herself like looking great and then a paparazzi shot from the same exact time. Place everything. And it's like, it's like Mariah Carey and her ugly half sister. Oh no. I need to see that's the worst thing ever. Oh my god, I guess. See, I can't really do that, Jac. Yes, b***h. Beccause I just wish I had that much money to do that. It's amazing. I can get away with it. So I know and nobody can really talk s**t on her. I feel like it's like, Does Mariah? There was a time when Mariah was not thinking straight. It was the Nick Cannon situation. There was a time where I was like, Mariah, you're not seeing yourself for the beautiful butterfly that you are. Spread your wings and you are with Nick Cannon, who is a nice person. But like, she's Mariah Carey. Maybe like, you know, she went out and she did it right after she was like, I pushed out these babies, and now I'm going to get my James Packer and this big diamond and I'm going to have my, you know, she has her own yacht and his yacht is like across the sea, and she takes her boat to his yacht everyday and then comes home to record on her yacht. That's the best thing I've ever heard in my whole life. Like not only I to be doing wrong now, don't be doing that. Not only like I'm going to go stay on my fiancee's yacht. Like, No, no, no. Mariah has her own yacht, his and hers yachts that don't even have his mustache either. Oh, OK. What about this? Jessica Simpson just came out with a new line for her shoe line. She's doing workout shoes now, and they're all animal print. OK, I need to see a picture before I decide for this. What I'm going to say? Ditch. Just Beccause haven't you made enough money? I mean, come on now you're going to be like the new Jillian Michaels. I mean, for someone who fluctuates a lot, I think that there's a different go to maybe have a new person. Right, right. Athleticism, I always enjoy it. Oh, just fine. Neither am I, but I'm not coming out with like an athletic gear line Beccause that would be ridiculous. Self-awareness once again. That's true. I love animal print if it's leopard mean, even if it's fake, but then you also have to include zebra print and that I can't stand. It's aggressive. That's a good point. I only like Leopard as they always do it in two prints, right? Yeah. And one of the prints is not good. I can't remember the last time I saw something that was a leopard print that looked like nice and classy. That wasn't just like from Charlotte roofs. That's true. It's very Real Housewives of New Jersey. I think we're all ditching this. Yeah, it's over. OK. There's been a trend this year of grown women wearing cornrows. Richard Itch. OK. Oh, sorry. No, I'm just hiJacing your home. No. Go ahead, please. I. All I wanted as a child was cornrows like obsessed with cornrows. I went to fantastic Sams for my birthday to get cornrows Beccause I have I'm Jewish and I have like a serious Jew deal and a cornrow just seemed like the best thing in the whole wide world Beccause it was just maintained it was out of your face. I'm going, b***h, I mean, I'm never going to wear them Beccause I'm not Khloe Kardashian. But I respect what they stand for. I mean, as someone who supported them regularly in my younger years, I'm going to say b***h, but not for my shaped face. Yeah. Becca and I had the exact same experience as a 12 year old child of getting them in Mexico. Oh, of course. Yeah, my mind was at the Atlantis in the Bahamas, though. Oh, that's fine. Very elegant. She wanted to be on. Oh, what was that like a timeshare in Cabo? Why is it always in the south? I guess it's just it's just slowly made its way up to L.A.. Yes. To Calabasas, where you weren't actually in the church and we were. I mean, the truth. The truth is that it's finally made its way to white people. But you know, I'm glad you said it was a hiJacing. Yeah, I guess so. But people often drag in that style. Although people did ask my mother if I was half half black when I had cornrows. No swear to God. Really? Yeah, really? Yeah. Wow. Mm hmm. I mean, I don't see it, but I like that. I wish that I was very good for your career and much better than that right now. White, on white. On White. So what? What is it? OK, last. Retro b***h. Gwyneth Paltrow is there, Stephanie. Stephanie. Oh, this is really hard for me to answer Beccause I'm very anti goop. Like, she really, really bothers me to the core of my being. When I want to lose weight, I like go on Gupkar Beccause my heart rate increase is so much. I'm I'm going to say I think I was going there. I know it makes me really upset, like very upset. I'm going to say ditch, but you don't find it entertaining. Oh, no, I'm obsessed with it. But like in an angry way. Yeah, that's exactly how I feel. I just I can't be a hypocrite and say b***h, Beccause I've just voiced such strong feelings opposed to her and like everything that she stands for. Yeah, it's a little pretentious. It's like, like hatred lurking, though you just look at it Beccause you're like, Dammit, I'm so pissed, but I'm going to read this article anyway. I don't know. I love it Beccause I think what's only she's only trumped by one kind of sorcery. What is it? Which is like Rule A. No close backer. It's the people that are filthy rich and like sons of daughters of like other filthy rich people, and they try to, like, act like they're regular girl. Oh, that's pretty. That's worse Beccause when she grew up in Beverly Hills, she's like, Oh, of course she has. Yeah, of course she is $9000 meals like Beccause she doesn't know anything else. So she's just being herself. She's just being good. She's just being funny. But what's worse is the person who tries to pass it off, like, I'm just like, normal. I love TJ Max. No, you don't. No, you don't. You never went to a T.J. Maxx. I my olive oil at T.J. Max. The struggle is real. Thank you. I'm pulling up. I brought Zach into T.J. Maxx HomeGoods, and I was like, This is my favorite place. I love it. And I walked in and was like, This is where people stop. I can't say, I'm not sure. I don't even think they can. I know. Okay, anyways, on another note, my friend did send me this quote. Gwyneth Paltrow has said I once upon a time, Oh, stay open to meeting new people. I met some of my greatest friends while they were delivering equipment for my terrarium. Oh my god. OK, I'm changing it to b***h. I think I just fell in love with her. That is insane. She's a terrarium. What is that? Every rich person as a tree? What does it terrarium? It's one of the frogs snow globe for plants. No, it's not fish. And no, it's plants. Yeah, it's like, is it? Keep it in a different, you know, it just I have I have a couple. Yeah, they're like glass blobs, full curses. Probably like a glass room. Her doesn't sound that fabulous. It's fabulous. They're pretty pretty. People got to me, it's like, how big is it? Well, they vary and some that are like very small. I can't sit and wait. So you buy a plant that you have to put up? No, you know, you don't buy this. You buy it. Or it's OK. OK, everybody, just Google. Can Google Terrarium really upset? Miriam is probably a room. Yeah, she probably is my garden that she sits inside. My dream is this big. It's as big as mine is like this big Beccause I'm like just a little bit more rich than you have to be residual. Yeah, Beccause I don't have one at all. I did watch sliding doors last night and she was a great actress. I don't even know what that is, but remember that Oscar dress the pipeline? Never forget. I can't forget it. That her dress. Julia Roberts Christian. Right? But I like to get it. But how do you get those dresses that are so iconic like no one else? Can you say? Like, remember, Jennifer Lawrence is dress like, no, no. But it was a different time. Like years from now, now the Oscars last year were so new. So like, anyways, don't remember anything from today. There's too much embarrassing. Too boring. Yeah, OK. It's too basic. All right. When we come back, it's ah, like a lady, a question. And we're going to get a little bit b***hy. The Lady Gaga. All right. We are back with Jacie. The fierce woman behind the beach babe. Also, the likely added question of the week is what is the biggest thing you've ever done? I'm not going first. I'm not going first, either. Back at you. I'll go. Well, everyone knows my peeing in the first story that's I told that on the podcast before. So call us now CliffsNotes back of hate in a person I peed in in Nepal and springs bottle. And then I dumped it into a girl's purse. Oh, good for you. Yeah. I mean, this is a tough one for me. Was there too much to choose from in the realm? My ideas? There are so many to choose from. God. OK, healthy, healthy ego. Well, I'm a very nice person. I want to say that first. So am I. Here's what I think I've done that is possibly considered that like, of course, obviously like insane mood swings aside. Like, that's a whole different level. We can't talk about harm. I'm not talking about our hormonal PMS, like just regular b***hiness. I'm talking about something you did not really deliberate. Nasty is like I had one time someone say to me, like a big sum, a big, important person. Say something about someone I was working with that I kind of was like a little jealous of. Hmm. And it was like, really bad. And like, it was something that, like, normally I would just eat it and be like, Oh, this person hates this person, whatever. But instead, I like started seeding it in other important people's minds, like, you'll never believe I was on the airplane to wherever and I sat next to wherever, and you'll never believe what they said about whatever, whoever. And I thought that I felt guilt. I still feel guilty about it. All right. That's like the weakest answer I've ever had in my whole life, though I know. Oh, you said that you kind of talked bad about someone that you don't really like, that you work with whatever. That's like the nicest thing I've done in the past. Go. OK. This is really bad, and I never feel guilty Beccause I really think about things before I do them. But this was not so nice. I on my podcast we prank called DJ James Kennedy from Vanderpump Rules. Oh my twice, God. It was the first time we called him. We asked. We said that we were throwing a party. Can we do it right now? Well, it's not allowed. It's illegal, unfortunately. Otherwise, it absolutely what happened. OK, so first time we did, we said we were throwing my engagement party and we wanted to see if he offered a deejay service, but also like a busboy service so he could like play music at the party, but then do all the dishes Beccause he's a busboy. That was the first phone call. And what did he say? He said no, that he doesn't bass anymore. He doesn't do dishes. So we're like, OK, if you can't give us the combo pack, like we're going to have to pass a mic on the second phone call trying to get a deal done. Is this prank call? It was a genuine question Beccause you would have hired him as an inquiry, for sure. That's true. No, the second one was the worst one. We this is when he was on Vanderpump Rules, talking about his music and pump sessions, and he's the white Kanye West and all of that s**t. So we called him pretending to be a representative from Lachman, which is the music, the art museum. And we did this fake voice and asked him if he would do an exhibit featuring his music, and we would give him like a $50000 budget, and he could do light installations and curate a whole exhibit Beccause we're trying to bring in a younger audience. His life was made. It was like a 15 minute phone call. We got in way too deep. Oh no. And then I was like, We got to stop. It cost up. But my cousin was the one kind of, I guess. What did he say? Did he agree to that? He was. He was so excited. Like beaming. Oh my God. You could hear it over the phone. I was like, Oh my God, oh my God. Like, we were into deep survival. And then he was like, OK, that sounds amazing. I've got this great voCalliest. I have all these ideas. I want people to see a new side of me. You owe him a show. I kind of do. I feel like I need to personally find an exhibit at lack that we could never air it Beccause it's illegal to air, you know, to record Beccause he didn't thank God Beccause he'd be. So I guess you'd you'd be in jail. Well, I definitely be in jail, but I mean, would be a great story, like an amazing story. And you'd get your like, Joe, do what? You just did it for fun, kind of. But you taped it. We taped it. I mean, we just thought the first prank call went over so well that were like, Oh my God, we have to do this again. But did you air the first one? Yes. When you got in trouble, you got like a cease and desist. We got in trouble. Yeah, but he's but you got a hand slap. I got a slap on the wrist and a legal letter and something. Yeah. And then we did it again. But we don't, you know, in there it. Yeah, we didn't. But you will. When? You're ninety nine years old and you're like my father. Yes, and I would like to show you something and you can see it in the white Kanye West. Once he is the white, you can tell that you sell that to TMZ. Oh yeah, make it. Make me make my family. But meanwhile, then I look like the biggest a*****e of all time. You've already talked about where you are now. You are an asset Beccause he's kind of terrible. Yeah, I got a nice guy. OK, step it up, girls. I don't even know who went from. Not good at all to very good. I have. I have nothing that's going to ever compete with that. You've never been mean. I mean, I was mean when I was like in junior high. I did like burn books and stuff like that. Oh, you did. Oh yeah. Like, like, does everyone get their own burn book or it you like to burn? You make one burn book, and then each girl gets their own page and then you pass it around and everybody writes like, the s**ttiest thing about that. That's so mean that your own age. Yeah, I had a page that did people write mean things. They call me like anorexic and s**t. Oh, that's kind of a compliment. Thank you. I was like, Thanks, I am. I wish someone would say that I went to college with when was on Big Brother a couple of seasons ago, and we were like acquaintances in college, but like, not super close. But I guess I didn't like an interview during Big Brother. She talked about how we went to school together, and she was like Becca Tobin from Glee and has a total eating disorder. I was like, Are you sure? Thank you so much. I was so nice. This was the night where she said this on TV, on television, and I got all these tweets from people being like, Oh my god, Amanda from Big Brother is talking about you. And I think she said something like, I couldn't sing or whatever, and I was like, Newsflash, no one could, but she was like, really? The anorexic part. The eating disorder part was really. And I'm just going to add in that don't write us mean emails about us celebrating anorexia. No, we get it. We're joking. Chill everyone. Calm down. Calm down, PSA healthy. Calm down. I can't take it. There's not a woman on the planet who has not thought about what they're eating before, so we all have a little eating disorder. Good night and good luck and seen, Becca. OK, here's the thing. We're back being. And here we are. I mean, the thing with me is I I know everyone thinks I'm like this huge b***h, but I'm like Robin Hood. I really feel you're, yeah, you're being b***hy to the I stick up for people. So like, I didn't get let into my senior prom. This is actually a horrible story. I was 18 and it was senior year and there was this a*****e kid like one of those real pricks, you know, like real pressure and bringing it back to eating disorders. I had a friend who I danced with in school, who went through like severe anorexia, like was hospitalized like Bad Wolf. So she came back to school and she got healthy again, and she gained the weight back looked normal. Not even like overweight. She was a ballerina. Right? This A-hole rule went around talking about how chubby she got and how I got. Oh yeah, and how like she looked so much better. Blah blah blah. Oh my God. So I got stoned and drunk in the limo on the way to the prom, from the dinner, and I knew I was going to see him there. Meanwhile, I had already been kicked out of this high school, but I was going back to the prom with a friend. I like that about you. Thank you. It's a little complicated, so I call him and I leave him the most threatening message I've ever left. And I was like, If I see your face at the prom, I am on my way like I was a dick. And I think I think I threw in a lot of derogatory things. I was it was bad. So I get to the prom. I'm so stoned, felt like director, the administration and minister. What are those people called administrator administrator? He was standing at the door with his arms crossed and he's like, Oh no, she can't come in. Oh my God, that's amazing. He's like, she just called and left a threatening message on another students. This pussy brought his phone to a teacher and was like, Don't let her in. So I had to sit in the limo while my friends were partying inside of them. From where is he now? Do you now on Broadway? Oh, you know who you are? Anyways, so then it gets better. The week later, a week later, my parents get something in the mail. I had already been kicked out of the school. They put my voicemail on a CD. Oh my God, I mailed it to my parents and my mom. So it's the end and she's like, that guy. And I go running down the stairs. She's crying and she's like. And the letter is like, I understand your daughter no longer goes to this high school anymore. She's already been kicked out. But as a parent, I thought. You should hear this. Oh my God. Wow. Making up for the. I'm Rob freakin Robin Hood. I'm with you on that. I feel like I'm Robin Hood. I got a lot of s**t Beccause people think I'm just, you know, don't filter myself and say whatever I feel. No, don't apologize for. But I root for the underdog. So do I. But speaking on that note, how you're going to want to take some advice from Jacie and Becca today Beccause I feel like they're a rare type with life lessons. So when we come back, it'll be time for Ask the Lady Yang. This episode of LadyGang is brought to you by Huggies Little Movers, Huggies knows that babies come in all shapes and sizes and their toes. She's due to Huggies. Little Movers is their best fitting diaper ever, with its curved and stretchy fit and babies. No matter what kind of bout you've got, you'll feel comfy while your mushy little touchy wiggles and giggles all around. Huggies little movers are curved with up to 12 hour protection against leaks. Get your baby butt in Huggies Best fitting diaper Huggies Little movers We've got you, baby. Hello, I'm Rabia Chaudry. I invite you to join me every Tuesday for new episodes of Nighty Night Bedtime Stories to keep you awake now on PodcastOne. This new incarnation of Nighty Night is an anthology of stories that bring to life classic horror stories some you're definitely familiar with and others you'll be hearing for the first time. Join me as I take you into bed with stories that will leave you sleepless all night long. Get new episodes of Nighty Night every Tuesday wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, lady, get funky. Ask the Lady Gaga. OK, so since we obviously want to listen to more advice from her and maybe just write a book already a little seriously, Jacie, you're going to help us answer some of our youth are users. What is this? 1995 the AOL online? I'm still available. So why do you have an ill soul mate? I think we just Beccame best friends. I know it happened. Three friends happened. Well, you can't even be mean. I can be. That was the saddest excuse for a veggie story I've ever. It was really just a point. Never been more Canadian. And the thing is, cos you mean that that's the question. So she had time to think about the answer. That's what you came up with. That's horrifying. If she is lucky that I'm your friend, somebody else, I guess. But aren't you lucky? I'm your friend. If someone talk s**t about you, call me to leave a voicemail. Becca's leaving that voicemail. Hi, Jac, before you start, you know what? You should do what? Just not to be the mom of the friend group right now, but you should remind everyone to go to our site, to our site, or it's beautiful. Know your site, our site and my self promoting myself for us. Just first. OK, yeah, everybody should go to the lady Gamescom Beccause we I want you to go with feeling the feeling again. Jac again. Three, two one. What's so great about the lady? Inc.com We're blogging b***hes. And if you guys want to send in your own blogs, you can be part of the LadyGang so you can write for us. And maybe Jacqui will write us be like a memoir. Oh my gosh, I would love to. I want to add I would love to meet our guest contributor. Yeah, we need some like like Creed. Oh, I would love to. Yeah, I've got lots to say. Oh yes, you can do a blog on what you really thought about us. Yeah. Oh, wait, I didn't never send the text to Chad asking him, but I was thinking, if I should say, Hey Chad, maybe we should take a picture and then you should do it again. Well, you rate the Lady Gaga. Oh my gosh, yes, I hope I can take you. Please tell Helen to unblock me, to please Beccause I didn't do nothing wrong. She blocked you. Well, I didn't respond. I was being very, very elegant and classy, and I said, You know, I'm not stooping to this level. But then I found out that he should himself on live TV. And right before I went to bed, I was like, Oh, by the way, Chad shot himself on TV. I went by and then he blocked me. There you go. All right, Jac. OK, well, I need to self promote myself before I start. So if you guys want 20 percent off, Jac panicked, I'll on me is code Lady Gaga at check out and get yourself a sassy mug. I brought you on. Oh, that's for you. Thank you. Oh my god, I love this. Oh my God, I get presents. I'm coming back next. Presents so cute. I love this. Thank you. You're welcome. OK, you ready to answer some questions? Yes, some advice. Oh yeah, OK. Our first question comes from C.J. and she says, all of my friends are getting married and engaged. I'm twenty six years old and have been with my boyfriend for almost two years. So, yeah, he constantly reminds me how he doesn't want to get married or have kids run. I know, but that is something I really want. Maybe not right now, but in the future, I love my boyfriend to death, but we want different things in life. I'm scared. If we part ways, I won't find anyone better and I don't want to start over with someone new girl. Run, run. What are you doing? Wasting your good years? Go by. Twenty six. And I'm going to be honest with you. At 28, it starts to fall apart. I'm talking about your face and your body, so you got two years to start over and find someone new. Lay the foundation. Hurry, hurry. Only two more years of jean shorts. I'm twenty nine. I saw you gross. Yeah, get out of here. Whatever. Anyway, I think we've talked about this before, but it's like when you're 26, you think you're so old and you think you have it together, but you're so freakin young. I'm 26. Are you? Do you think you have it together? No, not at all. Do you feel old? No, I feel like very, very. You see it good. You seem like you're way more mature, not more mature. Oh my god, really? But like, I'm pretty sure she's been tweeting with Chad from the mouth. Yeah, I was in a feud with Chad from the actor. I'm kidding. I know it's true. I mean, come on. I take it back. Yeah, I know. I think that these are the things that make you get divorced later. You know what I mean? Like, you can just maybe like different ice creams and like, maybe you want to go to bed at different times, maybe be TV incompatible, even, right? But like your life plan is important. I mean, marriage and kids are like like two fundamental things of early, right? And you're going to be so you're going to be so sad Beccause when you turn 28, twenty six point seven to eight 30, all of your friends are going to start getting engaged and you're going to start attending their wedding. They already are. So she said, yeah, and everyone's concerned about and say, What are you guys getting married? And he's going to bed? Issue in front of everyone to be like, we're not. And then people start having children and you'll be like your ovaries will start exploding, and there was like, I think the kids thing is really going to hit her later too, Beccause it's like when that starts happening and then your biological clock is going, it's like, that is something. If you want it now and you know, you want to know he's not going to really want it later and not true. That's a huge issue. Not the guy. At 26, I didn't even like think I wanted children. And now if I see a baby like, I would sit on a fire hydrant if it could get me pregnant. Budget Yeah, something crazy happens to the biological clock is real. Oh no. For release, I never wanted kids. And then like when I see a lot of we saw a little adorable baby, we're both like, Oh my god, overalls on a child over something. Do you think all children are beautiful? No, no. Oh, OK, that's good. I thought, Beccause you're so nice that you know they're all precious. I don't know. Like, this kid is adorable, you guys today. I'm sorry. Was so tracking of so many good gems today. My sister knows someone who named their daughter middle name Khaleesi. Wow, that's kind of like that name. Except for your face. That's awful. If you watch Game of Thrones, that's child abuse. That's weird. Police say that name is like going up in the charts, though if there's going to be a lot of clues to be a lot of clues. Oh my God, I went to school with a kid named Harry Wong, so I'm pretty sure it's worse. Ghoulish, literally. Harry Wang Oh my singing. His parents did not speak English. I was Jewish. No, I'm just OK. On that note, our second question comes from Jacie. I wrote this and this. You know what? If it wasn't, I would make a flute so I could prepare myself. Yeah. You write all the questions asked. Please God. A good friend of my boyfriend is getting married this fall and I wasn't invited. I know weddings are expensive, but do I have a right to be kind of pissed? I've been with my boyfriend for almost five years and we live together. Is this a wedding guest list? Etiquette fail, or am I overreacting? I barely want to invite her to our wedding now. I know a lot of people when they're doing their wedding list, they say, No ring, no bring. And oh, I like that. Oh yes, it's catchy, right? Sorry, C.J. Bernstein, Jay. So I think it depends how close you are with the couple. I think if you're like vacationing with this couple and going out to dinner and you weren't invited, that's a little strange. But if you don't really have a relationship and you think that you should solely be invited Beccause you're dating your boyfriend, I don't. I think, you know what, good friends. So want to hear what we did for our wedding? Yes. Yeah, I was a total a*****e. I'm put this up. Maybe this might be my b***h. Your moment? OK, so my I had a very small wedding, and my rule was, if I don't know both people, you're out. Mm hmm. So like if my good friend, I've never met your boyfriend, your boyfriend's not coming. And it actually in the year and a half before we're engaged before the wedding, it made us like up our social life Beccause I was like, Oh, I really want your boyfriend to come back. I've never met him. Let's get dinner party in. And it was like an easy fix, but I didn't want to have to meet anyone. Hi, so nice to meet you. I'm wearing my wedding dress. I'm not doing that at all. Zero percent. Yeah. And then if you were dating less than a year, you were out. Oh, like, you know what I mean? Long term boyfriend is fine or girlfriend's fine. Yeah, and we knew them fine. But like, if you were dating someone who was less than a year, you're out. I'm into that. Yeah. So how are you going to do for your wedding? I would like to keep it really small, so I think if I don't have a relationship with the girlfriend or the boyfriend, like if I haven't been to dinner with you and I don't have your number, like if we wouldn't text, yeah, you were coming. Yeah, it's amazing. When you plan a wedding. Everyone has like a dollar sign on their forehead and you're like, Ah, you were $300. Yeah. No, no, you're not. No, you're not. All right. Our last question comes from Ashley. And she says, How do you stop being so insecure about yourself and life and finally achieve being comfortable in your own skin? Well, let me know when you find out, I have no idea. Oh my god, that's like the deepest question. I I'm not comfortable. What, Becca? Why don't you tell everyone about the Mirror Story today that you wish you could have Snapchat it? This was chop it all up. When I looked in the mirror after Jac left my office, Oh my god, this will sum it all up. Here's the answer to the question. So I took a photo of me and Jac on Instagram, and we were like standing together and whatever. Looking off, looking cool, flawless. So I don't really know yet. So Keltie goes and looks in the same mirror. Oh, no. And she's like, Why can't I be cool like Jac? It was like, it was like a blur. And I looked at her. I was like, Why couldn't I have had my camera out to capture that pathetic moment? Like it was a reenactment? It was so pathetic. I was crying Beccause I want to give you a really big hug after this lesson. I don't know Jacie. No, Ashley, I. Don't know. It's really hard. Let me tell you that an emotional roller coaster. Let me tell you. So you're crying. Are you pregnant? It's just I'm just it's so hard to be comfortable. You can't see this guy. This has gotten really like lifetime thing. Yeah. The more you know. No, I asked you to tell the story, and I'm so embarrassed. Oh, endorsement deals just went through. No more us weekly for me. Oh, go. I guess we don't know the answer to that. I think I have a good answer. So when I was younger and actually, quite frankly, much less attractive Beccause I didn't have all the magic of Hollywood, you know, like I look back and like I say, look young. But like everything else, just wasn't working for me. Yeah, I feel that girl, right? Oh, so now I have the resources and some money to, like, fix it. But here's the thing. A little botox, little things and whatever. So I was never more secure than when I was living in New York, and I was singing and dancing for a living like Broadway. You're not judged on how you look, you're judged on your skill. And you know, of course there's politics, but like whatever. Not and it's not nearly anything compared to Hollywood. I realize when I got to Hollywood, it was like a year and a half later, and I one day was like, Who is this person like? I have never felt insecure. I have never cared that much about how much I weigh. I've never weighed myself this much in my life. And it was all this, this like crazy realization that a lot of the time it's who you're surrounded by and why you're surrounded by. Beccause quite honestly, like, I can spend time with a girlfriend who doesn't give a flying f, and I have a few of those does not care. And I leave hanging out with that, with that person feeling like the same way. And it's the best thing in the whole world. So I think sometimes it's your environment. I agree with that. Yeah, totally. So, Keltie, get out of my seat. I am also sorry. My abs are so great. Jac, you want a thought? You want to follow that up. Just some fat friends. I was like, such a b***h. I know as s**tty as it is, it's just you have to stop comparing yourself to other people and especially with Instagram. It's what was that quote from Sophia Amoruso. Don't compare your hustle to their highlight reel. It's like everybody is posting like the best photoshop. It's all such bulls**t. If you're not posting videos of you crying Beccause you're having an anxiety attack, it's you have to understand that what you're comparing yourself, I do, I probably have to. Yeah, but what you're comparing yourself to is not real. It's not real. You're not seeing like their true life. So I think that's hard Beccause we're all like kind of looking at other things and wishing that we had that body or whatever. And no one, if it's not fake, is probably Photoshop. So. And if you want to hear more of our life advice, head over to and maybe I'll write a emotional blog about the moment I realized I wasn't cool. You can visit us on the LadyGang dot com are newly, well, a little bit launched blog space that has videos and tutorials, and you, if you want to, can write for the site. You can submit any content you want essays, photography, art. We're going to take it. We're going to put it up and make you feel really special. Make sure to follow us on social media at the LadyGang at. It's Becca Tobin, at Jad Vantiq at Keltie Knight, and please give a warm round of applause by following our guest today, Jacie Shammo on Now. What's your social? It's not your name. It's b***h Bible. No, it's my name. It's just at Jacie Schimmel SC H I'ma L and you can find you on the b***h Babble.com. The b***h Babble.com and then my podcast. Yes, you. You only have one hour of Lady Gaga every week, and if you need another podcast, go to the b***h Bible, where birds of a feather flock together. Yes, yes. Awesome. Thank you for nowhere the hell that came from. That was So where's your sassafras? It was amazing. Sorry, I cry. Five See, actually today I say that to what? Join the LadyGang every Tuesday at iTunes, and it's our guest one account. That's my guest, Onek. Thanks for listening. So we're a family of five looking for health insurance to sporty teenagers, one child, do we all need the same cover? And what about MRI, CTS and cancer care? Am I covered? It's OK. You don't need to be an authority on health insurance Beccause that's us, the Health Insurance Authority. Call us or visit HAARP for free, impartial information on health cover.
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